Traffic Gameplay and Commentary

This is the greatest traffic of All Time

[@Diegesis]

The sun has turned itself off. That was when I laughed out loud

[@kensley94]

ikr xDD

[@marshmelows]

+Invicta ahaahh i didn't noticed..i'm crying so much!

[@svinjamaria]

"it looks like Christmas has come early, ladies and gentlemen" [car explodes]

[@nikeslim749]

This era was one of the funniest in criticals history

[@ringerlafinger6031]

But a depressive one for him. I'm so glad he doing well rn. I still cherish his old content.

[@FSCreations168]

@@ringerlafinger6031 why, what happened to him? Never got too much into his content at this time unfortunately.

[@BP140Dubz]

​@@FSCreations1682012-2014 was just the worst time for him mentally, he didn't like himself and stopped liking making videos, but still kept up with doing them. He's mentioned in his past story telling videos, and has talked about this time period in more detail in some other video I can't remember, but his 'Decade Review' video talks about his growth from being in that state to finally being the happiest and healthiest he's ever been. I'll always love revisiting his old videos but I'm so happy for him to be where he is today ❤

[@TheKromusDevice]

Grand Theft Auto: Vice Kitty

[@jasyn197]

Can't wait for the sequel. GTA: LiPurrty Kity

[@gundgunderson]

HAhhah

[@ACloneForAnUprising]

Oh no you didn’t 😝 that was genius

[@crackpotpolitics5986]

Grand theft furry

[@Starlordchung]

Lmaooo 🤣

[@ZetaByt]

*_That Vice City remake is coming along nicely._*

[@tots9471]

This aged well

[@RedHornet980]

@@tots9471 lmao

[@puredenizen]

This is better than the Vice City remaster.

[@MrDhruvSrivastava]

This game grew up in the last 8 years and is now called GTA VI

[@HIPPYdaHIPSTER]

miami traffic 3, that implies that there were 2 games before this.

[@shuglug]

Actually no, there's only Miami Traffic 3 and its sequel, miami traffic 4, which is under development.

[@ayylmao575]

HIPPYdaHIPSTER productions This also implies that Miami Traffic 3 is an improvement over the previous games.

[@LightVelox]

@@shuglug wrong, Miami Traffic 1 was a top down game and Miami Traffic 2 was 3d like this one

[@shuglug]

@@LightVelox I've never actually heard or seen anything about the prequels before. This shit is news to me 3 years after I looked into it

[@LightVelox]

@@shuglug they were hosted on Sandbox Yoyogames which got shutdown on 2016, the Sandbox was used so people could put their games or "techdemos" made in the engine, even though this game is shit it was kinda good how he managed to make a 3d open world game in a 2d engine at the time, the games can still be found in the Wayback Machine(yep, they even have the game files there, you can download any game from there), MT2 is shittier than this one but the 2d one is atleast decent considering Game Maker is made for 2d games

[@justinturnsvirtual]

has anyone noticed that everyone is cats and tigers but the enemies are black people lol

[@CaptLuser]

clearly this game was created by a white supremacist furry

[@HHoSTKC]

Lenny Naue Wut...............

[@zladtheimpaler8241]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this lol

[@vavra222]

racist furfags

[@justinturnsvirtual]

vavra222 We were obviously making jokes and shit so if you don't like stfu and move on to the next comment asswipe.

[@stillnousername9796]

That entire bus segment was absolute comedy gold.

[@MrCat-hu7ry]

indeed

[@satanzpeepee]

"I could just hear my armpits crying out for deodorant. I smell like shit right now." 10/10 commentary.

[@SuperLordGaming]

+Kynoshi 〇 Glad I'm not the only one with these problems. Best commentary ever.

[@49westave75]

"If you look to your right you can see how better your lives could have been if you didnt enter my bus" Im dying

[@100KillStreak]

Hotline Miami 3 is looking great so far.

[@profkosmosic1]

+Gabbin The funny thing is hotline miami and miami traffic are made on the same engine :P

[@D3adWillaX]

Game Maker right?

[@novapit935]

This is Miami after Hotline Miami 2's ending

[@ManlyBeed]

Hotline Miami 3 leaked footage

[@Kiritora321]

Next gen graphics

[@binto-ht7gz]

BREAKING NEWS: Florida furry goes on flamethrower rampage, 37 dead, 50 injured

[@brdgamemaster]

If there was one thing this game have compare to Vice City, you can actually swim.

[@Boemel]

Is this the Sequel to Cheetahmen?

[@EMMY1506]

No this is actually the spinoff of cheetah girls. This is the story of their boyfriends once their music career ends.

[@sailorskj9002]

Cheetah men 3D

[@MoeruOkamii]

I miss this Cr1tikal so much. high school classics

[@07flaugh]

"It looks like Christmas has come early ladies and gentlemen!" That made me laugh so hard

[@Purianite]

Someone worked on this and thought, "This looks good, I should release it!"

[@SammyBuzzmun]

No one said that, this was a Game Maker game, someone learning code made this on their own for free, there was no release.

[@Spudnik69]

did i just watch furry grand theft auto

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

Yes But it is also on drugs

[@AceTheDragon3]

Some of these textures look like they were ripped from GTA Vice City... it certainly has the same point....

[@elliottmayer-yeager8087]

I can’t get enough of Charlie’s sarcasm. Such an entertaining guy.

[@Qtheman3456]

Zootopia: The Game leaked footage

[@brandonh4803]

Nigga

[@clawzx1195]

@@brandonh4803 great to see roblox people say the n-word for shameless likes

[@clawzx1195]

@@brandonh4803 love how you deleted everything after that

[@brandonh4803]

@@clawzx1195 I didnt delete anything nigga

[@aoi89387]

@@clawzx1195 ah yes, a black dude saying the n word = wanting likes. Ur lame.

[@LordMoku]

Can we talk about how in a world of animal-people, the enemies in what I assume was a mission were just black people? (6:00)

[@hughjanos2994]

there are also white people in the game too. see when cr1tikal test's the flamethrower in the beginning.

[@ThatGuy76985]

Moku One or two of the enemies were black. Stop trying to pull the race card and enjoy the fucking video!

[@prettybarf]

+thatguy7698 ...it was a joke

[@haeuth684]

@@hughjanos2994 they were all white before cr1tikal burned them, now they came back for revenge

[@fernaj1998]

i want cr1tikal to be a turisim bus driver

[@infaredcod4]

He could give a tour of anywhere and it'd be entertaining.

[@highmoon5991]

Nin

[@redneckvideogamer2449]

The greatest Vice City clone of all time!

[@ahcripes7651]

wow garfield has changed a lot

[@Epicat999]

the part where he drives the bus kills me every time! X`D

[@JakeBrunton]

It looks like they tried to make GTA with fucking MS Paint xD

[@justinmaynard8]

His choice of words as well as his overall brilliant improvising presented in an emotionless gape is just the BEST.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

The funny part is that this game, aswell as the one in GTA Clone, have the same basic mechanics as Grand Theft Auto, but really simplified.

[@namename-gy6wh]

“What’s up everybody it’s critical”

[@thebridgegaurd7488]

That's more than good, that's *great*

[@shadow_the_hedgehog_simp]

Beastars season 2 looks amazing

[@Hugelag]

I'm glad they finally patched the Definitive Edition.

[@FrankieMMIV]

good old vintage cr1tikal you could tell hes enjoying it

[@nspcrazy1122]

Well, at least you can swim, unlike in Vice City.

[@therealskull4786]

"I can just hear my armpits crying out for deoderant i smell like shit right now" *cat glides on the pavement*

[@Vakamadisk]

GameMakerGames and YoYoGames are the places to go for more games like this one.

[@pleasantdonovan]

Thank you for making videos. You are the only one who truly cares for the world and for his fans and I salute u sir

[@st3am267]

This commentary ia fucking hilarous lmaooo

[@IGotThePooDoo]

Woah, I can't believe you went into the future and got this beta copy of Grand Theft Auto 10!

[@Lickmo]

This preview of GTA 6 of The updated Vice City is phenonimal.

[@ChapuleTaylor]

Phenanimal It's phenomenal you freaking dumbass Also I'm pretty sure I've seen this joke at least 100 times.

[@endmylife4526]

Lol they are still releasing GTA V to this day

[@chrissymonstar3151]

thats more than good thats great lmao

[@paulreeves8594]

GEHH GO tO TRutHcOnteST4~5`CoM< rEad The PreSEnt$~`56

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Paul Reeves Gehh

[@carlosgamingtv7181]

this makes crime life 2 look like gta 5.

[@MaddDraws]

I love how he said in his ever monotonous voice "That's not good. That's great."

[@benj...]

"It looks like Christmas has come early, ladies and gentlemen!" *immediately crashes*

[@07Linkinthology]

4:46 killed it so funny lol

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

No wonder people go to Florida for retirement 😍 absolutely stunning

[@_kleine]

Roblox has better animations than this

[@demonicgamer081]

Midget plz that game is a shitty rip off to a already shitty game called minecraft

[@ROBLOXobama1337]

demonicgamer081 roblox came years before minecraft

[@vazellior.6558]

it was good up until around 2008 then the community went to shit

[@Haffy442]

demonicgamer081 1. Roblox was before minecraft 2. Minecraft is far less shitty than Roblox

[@TyrannoWright]

You've got to be joking, Half-Life 2's animation was amazing, including the fact that motion capture wasn't used.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

how do you even find these lame excuse for games?

[@zion7198]

Why would you wanna know since their lame excuses for games

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Albinowhite xX Warrior Xx Curiosity.

[@zion7198]

Oh ok

[@shuglug]

well, you can find and download this piece of garbage at gamejolt, just search "miami traffic" and you'll find this and the upcoming sequel

[@astarothlocklear7532]

@@shuglug The upcoming sequel?

[@m.c.ballyhoo1494]

punches just like a Kajhiit

[@silentswashbuckler8678]

Me: Mom, I want GTA! Mom: Honey, we have GTA at home. The GTA at home:

[@kingayedofelak]

Why would someone make this shit?!

[@MetaI4Brains]

So Cr1tikal can play it.

[@NewGamesCo]

Fuck you.

[@doomguy2243]

zedhead Tell that to Activision.

[@AnErraticDramaQueen]

For fun? There are countless "games" here and there. Programming, even though horribly coded one, takes more effort than anything. Even a High-Level language like Python needs at least, AT LEAST, hundred of lines of code to make a "poor" game like this. I'm pretty sure the devs were serious about it, but alas, nothing is perfect.

[@holben27]

People with hobbies. Its shite but at least the creator learned some stuff about game creation by making it.

[@Istanbul0687]

" I have now run over an innocent powerwalker, so you are all now my accomplices, so if you would like to avoid jailtime, I suggests you all learn how to fucking swim"

[@adrenochromejunkie]

Cr1TiKaL would make the best bus driver. ...what am I shitting about? He IS the best bus driver.

[@RubenLopezL]

"I'm playing as Tony the Tiger, that's more than good that's grrrreat" I giggled.

[@DailyFreaks]

I want you as my bus driver

[@user-DATA_BANK]

if gta San Andreas was on the Atari Jaguar

[@alexsantana1573]

Lmao at 0:39 that image on the building isn't even positioned correctly.

[@mariofan191101]

+alex santana XD you see that window on the corner XD

[@alexsantana1573]

tony montana yes, lol

[@KumiesCummies]

It's a police station for crooked cops.

[@katgirl28888]

Look at this tiger, he's the one producing the flame, not the gun. Fascinating.

[@almightyloaf3334]

every video of yours makes me laugh my butt off

[@TheZeroJoker]

This is the best video in a while. The instant explosion after getting in that car...oh, man.

[@Stefan0os]

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take THIS!"

[@cnelson1614]

Awesome choice in game to critique. Pure bangers.

[@josiebianchi3481]

Its GTA Great Tiger Attack

[@TheUnluckyRooster]

"It looks like Christmas has come early ladies and gentleman!" *Instant explosion* "Fucking terrific." "

[@GamersWonder]

Oh my gosh. I knew grand theft auto six would be good but:) this takes the cake!

[@HeiHolaHello]

oh man, the fact that this guy donates his ad revenue to charity just makes me love him even more

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

I'd hate to see what Miami Traffic 1 and 2 look like.

[@kjetilandreberge5311]

Graphics are stunning.

[@unnamed715]

Did Unturned and Vice City have a baby together? 'Cuz that would explain _this._ xD

[@fibersilkington]

A threesome between Roblox, Vice City and Unturned.

[@Blankac3]

Just thought I would say this is one of the few KZbin commentators I enjoy watching.

[@iseethatyouaretakingtimeou4405]

10/10 best tiger simulator of all time.

[@bIgMoNeY8358]

Lol this is one of the funniest videos in some time. Keep it up critikal.

[@spagooterintruder856]

"the sun turned itself off." Nah Starkiller Base is ready to fire

[@goticflameboy]

now superman has no power...

[@nepnep3043]

The sands are cold, but Khajit finds warmth in your presence.

[@TheHelsinkiForager]

Just realized 2:57 is a JoJo reference i think

[@MultiCreatureFeature]

If you ever wondered in older movies why there are two beds in most bedrooms; Cr1tikal just explained it.

[@johnm7611]

gta Vice city remaster looks great

[@sackleson2251]

old moist cr1tikal is the goat

[@dannyboyleigh2391]

I'm playing as Tony the Tiger..........that's more then good That's great. MADE ME LOL

[@JRC99]

That deadpan "Fucking terrific" kills me every time.

[@ActuallyTragic]

Eating Glue: The Game

[@skymin]

"The pizza delivery guy called and he said you should all take this. But it's not pizza." "Your mail is here, you should take this." "Excuse me, but you've dropped "This." Take it."

[@dumbautisticmutt]

GTA for furries...

[@six_buck_dlc]

this looks like a 2004 roblox game that attempted to have a default character back before StarterCharacter was a feature, and also tried to make cars using forces instead of built-in car creators

[@nope1083]

So this is the infamous Grand Theft Auto 5

[@JunKazamaFan]

"If you look to your right, you'll see how much better your lives could have been if you didn't enter my bus." That line...it's simply beautiful. Cr1TiKaL would make the greatest tour guide ever!

[@martinc7873]

GTA V looks really good

[@kyvencalvin]

Oh my god. "They don't realize they brought a GUN... To a Knife fight" and the whole "take this" thing. Perfect comedy.

[@blackhole2493]

A new GTA 6?

[@astabofhappiness6032]

"I'm playing as Tony the tiger"

[@Chimcharlover13]

That game reminds me of Big Rigs, for obvious reasons. Must be made by the same idiots. Still pretty hilarious comments, Dr. Penguin!

[@LightVelox]

funny how everyone likes to call the devs idiots etc, even though the game was made only to test the old game maker 6-7 engine 3d rendering

[@ViolentTeapot]

My computer detonated itself when I hovered over the icon for this graphic stroke of genius.

[@ukkomies100]

Half life 3 gameplay confirmed

[@OCTO358]

This looks like one of those games you play in your fever dreams.

[@gingytheman1261]

the new cheatmen game looks good

[@deimantasvaicekauskas554]

i dont think thats correct

[@Dewotto]

The second I saw your player model the cheetamen song came to my head.

[@DodgyDan4]

Miami Traffic 3...? There were two of these BEFORE this pile of nipples?!

[@Zimmathon]

This is the greatest Zootopia knock-off of all time.