Traipsing Through Austria | Euro Truck Simulator 2

I just want to go to Switzerland. Is that so hard? Apparently, yes it is. Well, so be it, in that place I'm going to one of almost two places in Austria I can name. Capital city? Is it Vienna? Does it matter? Possibly to the Austrians. I'm not Austrian though. Anyway, some belting parking at the end of this one.
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[@jontaylor1652]

This reversing is epic, I've never seen a truck trying to impersonate a rabbit with a broken neck.

[@MythosHB]

Last time the Colonel said "this is the tour where I will behave" and then he stopped next corner and ended the episode there, and now he thinks we have all forgotten about behavioural things... 😛

[@captainufo4587]

How convenient :P

[@MetaJokeTT]

Nobody's ever made me seasick with a truck before. Well done.

[@hvy1ton]

I could smell hot brakes from here.

[@MRTransportVideos]

Attemting To Snatch Defeat From the Jaws Of Victory - a Masterclass.

[@cyberfutur5000]

Sometimes youtube recommends me videos like "New York to Sidney, no commentary, Boing 747 flight sim2020" they are like 14h long and have a million views. It confuses me greatly. Recently it does the same with 10h ship simulator videos. "Liverpool to Wellington part 1 of 120, 17h no commentary" Maybe people fall asleep to that?

[@MrGeneralScar]

12:37 That big swerve there was totally a scheduled suspension test on your rig. It passed. You tested the brakes earlier, they seem to work too.

[@huseyx2]

Unter- and Oberammergau are just north of the border. The monks in Ober make fruity schnapps that'll knock you on your arse

[@iainrae92]

Oh Mr Failure, nice and early until the parking fiasco started!!

[@colonelfailure]

You misspelled "masterclass".

[@Boudiwijn]

Klagenfurt sounds more like ComplainFortress to me 😂😂😂

[@Pystro]

ComplainFord is the actual (word-for-word) translation, and Grief-Ford or Sorrow-Ford probably the one that captures the meaning best (although I don't speak Austrian German.)

[@Doktorgompen]

No wonder Uncle Colonel Failure doesn't want to stop for the plod. He's a flippin' coyote!

[@nemesis-music]

Vienna - that means nothing to me

[@j0hnf_uk]

Small walls, fences and paintwork/metal sides on trucks are merely minor obstructions when it comes to parking up articulated lorries.

[@StewartEvans52]

That maneuver around 12 mins would have had poo coming out of me lol

[@seaape1070]

Stripes is a great movie

[@nswtrains3153]

I thought it was Biffa every time I watched him!

[@xianeli8473]

This tomfoolery got me back into this game

[@ricksgamemisc10]

I decided a long time ago when playing American Truck Sim that I needed something like they do with ships - Pilots. I'll haul it cross-country and bring it to your location. Then you bring on a Pilot to park it 😅

[@MegaStingz]

🤣🤣that's EPIC

[@mrhedgebull1658]

I see we completely forgot the whole "Next episode I'm going to follow all the speed limits."

[@MRTransportVideos]

The Colonel didn't say which COUNTRY'S limits...

[@MikelNaUsaCom]

there are probably many good signs on the road to cloggenfoot. not to mention all the personal one finger greetings I'd bet you are getting for blowing past everyone at 95 MPH carrying a huge load of tiles, taking your half of the road out of the middle bit. =D Happy Monday!

[@user-lv4zp1qc3b]

Colonel failure I think cruise control is c

[@vaporisedair4919]

Should try fragile cargo, how bad can it be?

[@KorbinianMuc]

When you get to the point of no stories, just turn the traffic up. You complaining about the traffic jam will fill another episode 😅

[@sayansahu1724]

I gotta find me some nachos!

[@MravacKid]

This was significantly more painful to watch than usual. :)

[@eileennovak1656]

Definitely, not people.

[@colonelfailure]

100% confirmed no people aboard. Not even me.

[@eileennovak1656]

@@colonelfailure PS from thumbnail - btw, traipsing is a delightful mode of travel. Even so, I strongly recommend flouncing. Try it and see; it's a dopamine dump.

[@cabe_bedlam]

We need to find you a truck racing game there, Max Vanstappen :)

[@sparkieT88]

Does this game have the mount blanc tunnel? And will it be coming up in a future episode?

[@timjerrom7173]

A year ago "precisely" at this time "Colonel Failure Orange cab" truck wacked me up the caboose while on my way back home into Bristol from Avonmouth, was it you? 🤨

[@hmshood]

Misheard “no one wants to watch a truck drive without commentary” as “no one wants to watch a truck drive without Coventry”…. Which is actually worse somehow

[@colonelfailure]

I don't know, the Coventry one way system is a non stop thrillfest.

[@GoSlash27]

I see sixty nine likes. I'm not going to ruin it.

[@Tez_Thorn1405]

Im 30 minutes late, here is my late fee 💷

[@TheLeonhamm]

Hawwwwww .. nkkkk Hawww .. nnnnnnk! 'Skippedi-doo-dah!' Yey! ;o)

[@Charles_Anthony]

25:30 You lost me, Colonel and I don't even like Musk.