Transformers: The Last Knight - Movie Review

[@VanRocCarMor]

2009: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2011: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2014: Its ok Chris. Bay said this will be his last. 2017: Its ok Chr... Never mind.

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

VanRocCarMor underrated comment. 💯🏆

[@rangogamer1386]

VanRocCarMor Trust Me, Bay doesn't want to make the films. Paramount just keeps making him and trust me making a movie like this can be exhausting

[@tonyxultra2279]

This really is Micheal bay last time making this Transformers movie and this is the Final Chapter of this movie.

[@rawh7466]

Travis Knight is directing the next one

[@thedarkderp2520]

VanRocCarMor i enjoyed the first one actually but the rest can burn in hell

[@EaropenerMusic]

Brilliant quote from USA Today: "If Optimus Prime, Autobot leader and all-around mensch, really wanted to save humanity, he would have stopped Michael Bay around four Transformers movies ago"

[@broman260]

You need to raise your standards if you think that qualifies as brilliant.

[@29AndreG]

Or get a better director.

[@joaovitorschell5614]

They deserve sooooo much more. Those characters and the Transformers universe have much more potential than that. The true fans had enough of Bayformers.

[@tornadochaser2457]

The Fumbo Muffin Have a Snickers dude.

[@TheLobstersoup]

It's strange how both, 2017's Resident Evil and Transformers claim to have been the last of their franchise. And both managed to be even worse than the likewise terrible movies that came before. You'd think they'd want to end on a high note and exit with some dignity regained. Transformers has never really been about Transformers. The robots are just there for the SFX-shots, which are the parts sold to the audience in trailers. In reality the Transformers are just a clever marketing instrument to make sure people, who wouldn't usually care about these movies feel intrigued. It already pains me that Besson's "Valerian" will probably do worse than this Transformers movie, even though in Besson I find a Hollywood director with some spine and dignity left. A Bay will always just say: "This worked in the last movie, let's go with more of that!" You'll never hear: "I came up with an original concept!" from that guy.

[@Ivan-xy9vg]

That intro is golden.

[@thomasturtle7207]

It was pretty funny

[@nicholasbarsanti2863]

@@thomasturtle7207 I like it when bumblebee said Shut the fuck up, you do know what shut the fuck up means?

[@supixio6166]

Nicholas Barsanti you guys only got 5 movies, that aint nothing

[@damianstarks3338]

Couldn't agree more.

[@Mari99528]

so is your profile pid

[@unorthodoxn3rfer180]

Transformers are my guilty pleasure and I love them knowing all the flaws and cringe at everything. Idk why but I like these movies.

[@tearikitoroa3078]

yeah I like the movies as well the movies they get to much hate in my opinion

[@The_realJesus]

Teariki Toroa they are complete trash and deserve the hate but like what you like

[@KungFuGrievous]

@@The_realJesus you again

[@The_realJesus]

Yondaime Axel are you the one that thinks the Bayformer Galvatron design is cool?

[@KungFuGrievous]

@@The_realJesus yes

[@memoryblocks7792]

If i was watching this movie on a plane, I'd still walk out.

[@jacobr9478]

Kush Patel What are you, gay?

[@mtndrew7854]

Kush Patel SMH....Then WHY have said anything in the first place? " Oh yeah, suicide and murder are hilarious, ah ha ha, let me make a comment implementing those things and show how jealous I am of a GOOD KZbin comment..." Guess we gotta keep building more bridges for trolls like you to jump off of and hide under...

[@rdam81]

That's funny.

[@williamnissen5083]

of the plane?

[@aperson6505]

+Kush Patel is this awful sarcasm or are you an edgy teenager

[@WanjiJibei]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHUT THE FUCK UP MEANS?!" That killed me right there

[@paulmacallister1989]

6:00 best Mark Wahlberg Impression of all time

[@ninaknox1993]

Paul MacAllister lol

[@splinter360]

Paul MacAllister Haha it was pretty good.

[@Mad_T3]

Paul MacAllister i know right.

[@SarasGAMES]

Best and only mark wahlberg impression of all time.

[@Grim528]

SarasGAMES Next to Andy Samberg

[@ITH9081]

Transformers 🙂 Revenge of the fallen 😂 Dark of the moon 🙂 Age of extinction 😒 Last knight😕

[@colli_wolly]

Transformers: 😅 Revenge of the Fallen: 😂 Dark of the Moon: 😕 Age of Extinction: 😒 The Last Knight: 😡 Bumblebee: TBA

[@calw.9373]

Transformers: 🙂 Revenge of the Fallen: 😕 Dark of the Moon: 😕 Age of Extinction: 🙁 The Last Knight: ☹️

[@MrBrim-yo4mv]

Transformers and DOTM were the only decent ones

[@maisiedias]

Transformers 🙂 Revenge of the Fallen 🤨 Dark of the Moon 😀 Age of Extinction 😒 The Last Knight 😡

[@yensnt6951]

1st movie:😄 2nd movie:😁 3rd movie:🤗 4th movie:🙂 5th movie:🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@gavinkim9799]

legit died when chris said "take an interest in science!" best wahlberg impression out there lol

[@zukychan9882]

But well,let's be honest.. Still better than the Emoji movie

[@patricktsai2303]

TEM is a crime against humanity

[@IanJeffers78]

Both are trash

[@DavidHutchinson0713]

Can't help but to agree. TLK is VERY meh, at best. TEM was utter bullshit. Almost like how I viewed Age of Extinction (but even THAT's still better than TEM)

[@MysteryMii]

The Last Knight is Citizen Fuckin’ Kane compared to The Emoji Movie.

[@justanothersomeone0121]

Zuky Chan tuck u

[@deathbycupcake1843]

Wow ANOTHER bad Transformers movie with explosions... What a twist!

[@GrammeStudio]

that's it. after this movie, i'm officially boycotting all Bay's action movies. no more. fuck this asshole for insulting the viewers' intelligence with that shitshow. any C-graded movie from overseas could've easily surpassed that crap easily. i would rather watch Twilight. there i said it.

[@captainhowlerwilson508]

This franchise needs to be snapped out of existence.

[@luisangelgarcia3529]

fuck you

[@xecular9399]

They need a transformers in the view of megatron

[@h1r3shu45]

There needs to be a Transformers equivalent of The Empire Strikes Back.

[@darthvader8164]

H1R3SHU That would be boss!

[@N-GinAndTonicTM]

Xecular Go read some IDW Comics.

[@dynamis8381]

Big Boss that’s not the problem with these movies lol

[@brandoncoleman673]

No

[@nvisi0ns]

This was WAY worse than Age of Extinction.

[@NexusKin]

Yeah, it showed in the box office too. Age Of Extinction made over $1 billion and was the highest grossing movie of 2014. This one plummeted to just over $600 million and didn't even crack the number 10 spot for 2017.

[@ainsleydavid9721]

Exactly I liked age of extinction

[@cry8964]

ainsley david the dinosaur part and stinger was cool, the rest, meh

[@michaelmyers6105]

Age of Extinction was a guilty pleasure to me. Same thing w the 2nd one. The only bad ones imo are DOTM and TLK

[@Batman89057]

@@NexusKin age of extinction only made so much because they pushed that wayyyy too hard in china. Even if it were shit, at least in The Last Knight it felt like they tried to make a better film. They didn't leave any unfinished vfx in there too...

[@IeshiAke]

What is my purpose? -You pass Bud Light.

[@BlueGuyTube]

"Oh my God"

[@jonbaxter2254]

Welcome to the club pal

[@honchom8833]

ieshi akerman rick and morty

[@michaelbay3038]

I grew up with Chris Stuckmann calling me a piece of shit!

[@B.A.G.Studios]

Michael Bay I really wish you were the "real" Michael bay, just because you have a single subscriber, and if the "real" MB had only one subscriber, it would be utterly and amazingly... hilarious.

[@aldenburton6240]

Bad publicity = still publicity

[@Mailed-Knight]

But... He likes some Michael Bay movies.

[@tophu5039]

yet you are subscribed to him

[@margarethafalco63]

Michael Bay lmao

[@zapcoolman8816]

We counted the explosions when we were in theaters to see the movie, it was 210 explosions. That's like 2 per minute.

[@yoshithebear7630]

Lol

[@bumblebeestudio2816]

In final battle??

[@kingslayerx1716]

Not true

[@candiigurl7893]

Your intros keep getting better and better. The skits are fun while being short, sweet and to the point. I like seeing this more creative side of you. Keep it up!

[@Alex-ki1yr]

+

[@michaelgreene4816]

candiigurl7893 Not so much.

[@zk3212]

Yeeeeeah nah

[@steveh1802]

I dunno, the skits & jokes are the parts of his reviews I don't like .. And the long pauses after the jokes..

[@BreakingBanter]

I want to see them try a Logan-ised Transformers film, where the world actually HAS ended and its just Optimus and a few human friends trying to stay alive. These movies are cancer, but sign me up for that shit if you can get a good team behind it

[@flava82]

Breaking Banter "Logan-ise" Love that espression!!!

[@cole5953]

Nanubot as brutal and sexualized as these movies are, the whole "for kids" thing ended a long time ago.

[@RyanHall42]

I want them to learn to have fun with a franchise created to sell toys. The last thing this franchise needs is to take itself more seriously.

[@AnthonyAnalog]

KPstudios "for kids" definitely ended when Michael Bay turned the last film into a dissertation on Texas' creepy ass Romeo & Juliet Law. Lmao

[@cole5953]

HooliganMovement oh my god ew, fuck that shit they were so gross. could've just made her above 18 but bay prob couldn't jerk himself off in the directors chair if he did that.

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

Even though Age of Extinction is bad, this is definitely NOT better. Not only is its narrative worse, its characters cringier, and it's filming techiques unbelievably terrible, but if you think for a second that any part of this film makes sense, you're wrong. Bumblebee re-assembling, except HOW can he do that? Optimus Prime meeting Quintessa, except we already saw that the creators were ORGANIC in the last movie, and that the original Dynasty of Primes all look like the Fallen. Optimus is said to be a descendant of the Dynasty of Primes, and Sentinel, presumably his relative, would have KNOWN if he were actually created by Quintessa. Megatron acting like a cartoon villain with a cartoon biker gang Decepticon team, except Megatron was NEVER like that, and wasn't he just Galvatron? Megatron making a snarky remark at Starscream's head, except Starscream was NEVER decapitated. He died because his head exploded. Bumblebee speaking again, except there's no reason ever given for WHY he can speak, especially since he tore out his only voice box a few minutes prior. Optimus saying "I haven't heard your voice since Cybertron fell," except he DID hear it in the first movie, and it was British. Megatron saying "We were brothers once," except this is redundant character development because Optimus already made the choice to execute him prior. Earth now has two moons, except Cybertron was clearly BIGGER than Earth before. So really, this movie acts like it's the culmination of everything we've seen so far, except it contradicts almost everything we've seen so far. It's an F you idiot.

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

John Startop holy shit this is on my mind when i watch this movie like probably the worst one so far i still like the first and the third movie i think the second and the fourth was not good and with this movie i gave it a rank of horseshit even with the fourth one and its runtime for its 169 minutes long this movie have a running time of 150 minutes its still feel even longer than age of extincion because of how bad and awkward and jumbled and clustered. This movie is a pathetic big budget movie that going to make a lot of money anyway

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

It actually looks like it's losing money. I actually tracked the stats of TF4 when it first came out and the original official figure was over $300 million in budget, but they did creative accounting and reduced it to $210, except that's not freaking possible. Now, we're supposed to believe that TF5 costs between $217-260 when the CGI is clearly even more complex and present than the last? They're doing everything they can to burry the actual budgets so they don't seem desperate. They want to seem like they're super successful so more people come see it out of obligation. I believe the actual budget of TF5 is closer to $360 million than $260. Now, the larger the budget, the more prolonged the production is, and the more extra money is needed to keep it alive in cinemas as long as possible. So if you don't make more than double your budget, it can't be considered growth. And when a company isn't growing, it's shrinking relative to the growth of other companies. TF5 has the slowest gross of any film in the franchise, and it's making a vast majority of that money overseas, which is never as valuable as making money on home turf. They've lost A LOT this time. It might even undo the growth they've had from the entire franchise.

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

John Startop wow thx for the insight john, hopefully the next transformer is going to be a million steps up and michael bay will knkw what is he going to do overall transformer franchise its a not-good category that the creator only goal is making money and another sequel with transformer 3 having to be one of the most grossing movie of all time seems after the thord movie the fourth and five quite shrinking in the money making and the storyline making anyway

[@LorenzoDoesntExist]

Apparently, what he's done is gathered 12 writers to come up with new Transformers movies, and together they will choose the best elements to create several more films that aren't necessarily sequels to TF5. They'll be more experimental, and I hope those experiments don't involve robot sex jokes. Also, he's not directing anymore, or so he says again.

[@MonsieurMaskedMan]

John Startop i mean this movie have a lot of pg 13 swearing that i screamed out in my mind you know what just make it rated R so that there will be either gore/blood, vulgar language, racial slur, or even real sex and not an innuendo sex such as what happend in this movie but like make it good by another director for movie sake!

[@chrismhp]

I knew you were going to do your "take an interest in science!" Walberg line at some point lol.

[@HappiestSadGuy]

Nostalgia Critic was right!

[@the.7346]

Correct!!

[@monkey9208]

right

[@RiNicku1ous]

HappiestSadGuy OF COURSE!! These movies are so predictable. It's like when you refill a drink. But it gets watered down

[@Voicelet]

Remember last time Mark Wahlberg played a science-related character? Well, it's HAPPENING again.

[@yezzthepasta_3078]

WHAT? NOoooooo

[@abdizur8765]

He has been...Bayonized!!!

[@brunor832]

That movie was such a PAYNE to watch.

[@eriklaboy7932]

AH! i see what you did there! lol

[@jzhvaeduh]

Um you're forgetting the Martian...

[@scifislack]

Well done on the 1 million, man. The content is always great and, for a while, have been my first stop for movie reviews. Keep-up the good work and may everything stay in your favour.

[@lanorosser455]

This movie was horrible. It should be used as a torture method. No flow, no structure, no storytelling. I understood what was going on in all the prior movies even if I though it was dumb. Once they got to England I was done. I walked out. The entire reason for watching these movies are the final battles and I couldn't hold on till then. lol

[@dradra2day]

Weak.

[@MrBrandonStar]

Lano Rosser the story is all over the place. Transformers keep coming to earth because earth is unicron....really

[@AriYo0128]

Storytelling it's a movie not a videogame

[@anormalguy9320]

Nostalgia Critic: GODDAMMIT! I WAS RIGHT!

[@godplutonium8742]

He warned us all!!!

[@ed_ward6869]

A normal Guy I don't think it was that hard to predict.

[@NotAFakeName1]

A normal Guy What did he say?

[@logantracy9238]

Patrick Murphy he predicted that it was just going to be the same as all the other movies but worse in quality

[@sandernielsen8018]

Why isn't Bay ever pushing the envelope ? Because this is the same shit as before, instead of adding such autobots like Rodimus Prime, Blur, Smokescreen or Wheeljack it's just the same boring nobodies as before as well as humans with way too much screentime chewing the scenery.

[@jgrayson1940]

Your Optimus Prime voice is actually pretty good! :P

[@lalilulelolol4780]

Wow, Chris' Optimus Prime voice was on point and dope!

[@Chuma95]

LaLiLuLeLoLol praise the Great ones!

[@MasterTSayge]

Transformers A- (Good movie) Revenge of Fallen D- (No transformers, no plot, bad humor) Dark of Moon B- (Better then Fallen) Age of Extinction C- (At least the autobots had character) The Last Knight E (What the hell)

[@jordonrenaud1178]

there was plot in revenge of the fallen

[@zandyman2577]

F please

[@KungFuGrievous]

@V1p3xCreations trash

[@thediscracedone4932]

@V1p3xCreations naw Bumblebee is actually on par with if not better than the first imo. Definitely watch it if you wanna see a good tf movie.

[@jhenning499]

Revenge of the fallen had transformers and plot. Did you watch it?

[@MrREAPERsz]

That Mark walberg impression is on point. But seriously Chris take your ass to Paramount and direct these transformer films.

[@benm5970]

What really pissed me off is that the movie had a scene that was put in the trailer that was a straight up lie Spoilers below It seems like the trailers of this movie were making it seem like it was gonna be Optimus Prime going against the autobots, and there is a scene at the end of the trailer that looks like Optimus spinning in a circle slicing up a group of transformers, the problem was that that scene was right after he turned good again, he was killing a group of decepticons, but in the trailer they tried to trick us into thinking those were autobots that he was killing, they even made his eyes purple during that scene ONLY FOR THE TRAILER! In the actual movie his eyes were normal, God I hate false advertising

[@Eidlones]

Ben McDonald Optimus was on the wrong side for like... 7 min? He acts like the world was doomed cause of what he did, when all he did was take he staff out of the ship, and drop it. Oh noes.

[@theonegamer2321]

Ben McDonald yea ik but they probably made a mistake instead of false advertisement

[@sk8foryellow168]

thats why i dont watch trailers, they spoil shit.

[@chandrasekarasaraswathi1589]

Ben McDonald really hope bumblebee movie will be great

[@r3uvsgaming]

Ben McDonald what are you talking ng about movie trailers do that all the time

[@lockejawe4050]

According to Chris, the Transformers series would require some...transformation.

[@justadude3458]

Locke Jawe Puns in there prime.

[@notchris1173]

Locke Jawe Punny

[@CheneColdchain]

That intro was better than the whole movie 🤣

[@Bradleygt86]

The made me laugh so hard I love it

[@jw.2507]

I miss when Chris was like our secret KZbinr. He had only a few hundred thousand subs and it was like the best kept secret channel on KZbin. All of us fans with the Chris meme's in the comments...good time's family! Welcome new subs to the channel!

[@killermemestarnews850]

Jeanluc Wilkins this seems to be happening to a lot of youtubers' I watch too, strange

[@paradoxar]

Jeanluc Wilkins Your comment is one of the rare ones you only find digging through a billion edgy "chris grew up with" and "zods snapped neck" joke comments

[@thexanderblitz3099]

Lmao! That Mark Wahlberg impression!! Congrats on 1 million subscribers, well deserved.

[@robn2171]

Alexander Rodriguez yeah he nailed it. That was weird.

[@CalmBreez]

Alexander Rodriguez 6:00 lmaoooooo😂😂😂😂 that was fucking amazing

[@wolfhound1755]

DOES THAT MEAN HE GETS A NOBEL-PRIZE : D

[@madafaka3075]

Alexander Rodriguez What ? Nooooo :)

[@Alexo_]

I died when Vin Diesel showed up in the intro xD Applause!!!

[@BCANIVAL]

Alex Olsson If you died, how come you wrote this? lol.

[@chookymooky9607]

Alex Olsson lmao 😂

[@thecoach3577]

Chris Stuckmann does genuinely good voice impressions, and deserves more credit

[@ilqrd.6608]

that Wahlberg impersonation was dead on

[@nm841]

Chris please review the Godfather trilogy, trust me!

[@arielemiliano226]

I died with Toretto toy in the car. You won Chris

[@RemarkableLoser0]

N M I

[@djrizzokid1078]

Yes please!!!!

[@trevorthornley8835]

'Trust me' doesn't fit in that sentence.

[@nm841]

@@trevorthornley8835 you replied to a comment that’s 6 years old

[@magmablock]

Congrats on 1 million snapped necks. Here's to a million more.

[@jackcoupland6035]

Chris: this needs revitalisation Bumblebee: hold my beer...

[@phothewin6019]

LOL, that Mark Wahlberg impression is on point.

[@Gusterson98]

"Come on guys, take an interest in science."

[@EmperorPotato]

OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS ON 1MILLION SUBS CHRIS

[@willvaught001]

This movie seemed soooooooooooo long

[@thomasturtle7207]

It seemed short to me

[@IndecisiveJR]

Will Vaught I didn’t want to pay to see this and decided to just rent it when it came on blu ray. It felt so long I couldn’t even finish it and I only got halfway through it.

[@ychrisher]

It IS long. I started it a week ago and am still.not done.

[@carbon273]

The action just gets boring tbh. AND THERES ALOT OF IT

[@colli_wolly]

It felt like 4 hours to me! When I thought that I was more than an hour in, I check the time and shouted, "I'M ONLY 30 MINUTES IN???"

[@residue4217]

Finally, a great, honest and all round great KZbin channel all about films, and even better... he does movie reviews. This guy is the perfect channel for a movie lover like me. Keep up the great work Chris.

[@LOGASISful]

congrats on 1 Million subscribers chris!! well deserved!

[@Benanator2000]

When Chris and Jeremy post at the same time...

[@spencerr7012]

BLT embargo 😅

[@RalphJr-xp3hp]

BLT that's a blessing of some critics in disguise. 😏😂

[@spencerr7012]

FunkyDrummer it's called Embargo. When you go to a press screening, they tell you if there is an embargo. Today was the date. The screenings in LA were yesterday. The embargo lifted today. At a certain time. Mr. Sunday Movies isn't a valid critic.

[@eyadjiroudi2000]

Congrats on 1 million subscribers Chris !!!

[@cambrondavis3492]

the new Transformers movies may be bad but the first original movie will always be a masterpiece

[@suneethak7436]

OptimusCam 04 Not a masterpiece but pretty good

[@yutrops2193]

Are you takling about the 2007 one or a diffrent one

[@thomasturtle7207]

I actually liked this one more so than the others

[@anikmonette2140]

Overlord Galvatron Yeah! It was pretty decent... Don't be mad at me, I enjoy action flicks but this one wasn't aimed at me at all... 😁

[@Frostwisperer]

OptimusCam 04 amen

[@goawayjason5953]

CONGRATULATIONS ON 1,000,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!

[@Thv-ri3fl]

New to the channel and really enjoying the content. Good to find a guy as nerdy as me.

[@asteriasheria2053]

Welcome to the family!

[@jay1jayf]

hes jewish

[@pabz3389]

you've only just discovered him... I grew up with Chris Stuckman

[@eloramaxwell7020]

TheRealThv Bro, I grew up with Chris Stuckmann.

[@JurassicJoey17]

Elora Maxwell would you like a cookie?

[@brands7466]

Chris deserve 1M thanks for being awesome

[@Chill_IAms]

6:00 this killed me lol

[@BloodPaladin]

interest in science. xD

[@vincenzomarino9206]

Whenever Wahlberg is involved with transformers Chris brings back that joke in a review, I love him lmao

[@TheCamCrawford]

these fucking new style intros dude. fucking yesssss

[@DanielDangana]

SUPER CONGRATS ON 1 MIL SUBSCRIBERS CHRIS!!! You totally deserve it

[@MitchellD249]

Aw man, they dragged poor Anthony Hopkins into this didn't they?

[@danielprime9436]

Mitchell Dale Anthony Hopkins said he has never had a more fun time being in a movie. So.... no

[@4lifeEDM]

I FEEL ASLEEP IN THE THEATER.....

[@27dollars3]

4lifeEDM same

[@pabbilariousgequatous865]

I went into the foetal position of cringe

[@Greendalewitch]

4lifeEDM Did you feel the movie asleep? Thats a hardcore committment to watching a movie.

[@stevenharris4281]

I never woke up tho.

[@ryanr4361]

Then why the fuck go see a movie? I blame you for falling asleep

[@Mf7d89]

CONGRATS 1M subs, I've been here since you were under 100k!

[@Silverhand_1999]

disappointed when i saw barricade in this movie, he was my favorite desepticon in the first film and here he doesint even look menacing like he did before, and the lack of a 1 on 1 battle between Bumblebee since i consider them rivals made me mad.

[@thevisitor1012]

TJ he's still alive isn't he?

[@ozybeastias8893]

Personal I’m just disappointed that this movie simply exists.

[@LovePatchSour]

*Congrats on 1M subscribers, Chris! You're one of my favorite film critics on KZbin; definitely deserve it. :)*

[@Belak-gq3wt]

LovePatchSour you're really pretty FYI

[@BGatts666]

You're hot

[@ThisIsMyFullName]

Yes, well deserved Chris! The next 1M will be a breeze.

[@moviereviewcentral6117]

David Hayn fucking creep

[@ujustgitshrecktscrubbetter1240]

So pure. So innocent. So *virginal.* I just want to ruin you. Then I want you to destroy me. *mmmmmmmmmmmm* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jaset344]

It’s kinda lame that they made “the staff” as the new cube, it’s like a theme now for every single movie. First the cube, second the allspark, third the pillars, fourth the seed, and now the staff. Can there just be a movie with a different storyline? I would love to see a movie without whiny screaming people that just get thrown around and barely do anything. They should just make a prequel movie on Cybertron with the war and only transformers.

[@shirubionicle]

I believe the second actually had the matrix of leadership

[@mr.benidict3810]

Congratulations on 1M Chris!!!☺

[@KingmanZombies]

I will watch a movie if it has one of these two factors in it... Whether it's good, or whether it's fun. If it's one of those, I'm set. Transformers 5 just seems like a fun time, you can laugh at it, admire it's visuals, or just get away from reality for a few hours. I'm getting out of school tomorrow, and I might go check this out just for the hell of it, whether if I enjoy it, or if I don't. Just remember, this is only the beginning of what might be an amazing summer blockbuster year. There may be 1 or 2 dissapointments, but at least you can have a good time with them. *(I haven't seen it yet, and I'm not going to judge it based on Chris's review, I'll judge it by myself.)*

[@BabysitterSky]

- KingKingman01 - it doesn't seem like fun though, that's the kicker.

[@ShakeSoft]

- KingKingman01 - People like you are fucking us all.

[@lukeism2]

- KingKingman01 - no, 250 minutes of this isn't fun. That's torture

[@putridsunrise192]

Your'e part of the problem.

[@mergedzamasu7625]

Steve Rogers how? he can watch whatever he wants. just because people like something you don't doesn't mean that they are fucking you.

[@Aquagirl-in6wr]

What do you mean? This movie was worst than the 4th one

[@SamuraiWarrior144]

Lenah Khaemba fr

[@deus3953]

I honestly really enjoyed the 4th one. I only really fucking hated this film, hated it more than the 2nd one.

[@ra1lgunz268]

Lenah Khaemba it's his opinion but yeah the 4th one is better except for CGI

[@tavarusyoung2941]

That opening, seriously. 😂 Had me rolling. Keep it up Chris.

[@Sweatshirtmaster]

Congratulations on 1 million subs, Chris! You're an awesome guy and I always look forward to watching your movie reviews! Keep up the awesome work!!!

[@sujaanachandrasiri4521]

Congratulations on 1,000,000!

[@JoseAngelC]

Waiting for the "come on guys, take an interest in science" part. You didn't disappoint, Stuckmann

[@Mark_Lunn]

Transformers: C Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: F Transformers: Dark of the Moon: C- Transformers: Age of Extinction: F Transformers: The Last Knight: D- Bumblebee: A-

[@il100374]

Transformers: B+ Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: D+ Transformers: Dark of the Moon: B- Transformers: Age of Extinction: D- Transformers: The Last Knight: F

[@jordonrenaud1178]

I know it’s your opinion, but no way is the last knight better than revenge than the fallen, and bumblebee being 2 grades higher than the first film.

[@drand9228]

I don't remember why I subscribed to your chanel but I've grown to like it alot

[@klausfawkes5812]

:D rand Maybe you subscribed because of his movie reviews? Just a guess 😂

[@LonerWithBoner03]

Big Boss what you smoking bruh? :o

[@Prowl76]

That score was very generous. lol

[@jamesquinonez3914]

Yeah, from what he said before, I feel like he should of rated it a D.

[@billnguyen4148]

i just discovered that Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon looks exactly the same

[@jasonchilado]

bill nguyen I always thought that 😂

[@yeatnextdoor]

except they don't

[@TR-qf2gt]

that's why they're best friends, i guess

[@Zeburaman2005]

So, you're saying what these movies need is... fresh Energon?

[@fluree_132]

ViVi Joestar he is technically in all of them

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

Congrats on 1 million, guess Nostalgia Critic was Correct

[@powerspyin1games]

MineTurtle Animations what did he say?

[@ArtistXXX]

Powerspyin onegames He make a review without watching the movie and predicted the old Michael Bay filming formula this movie was going to have.

[@anthonyf3680]

Arsenal Arsenal Arsenal 🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@dragonball3166]

I liked fan of transformers comics and cartoon series it was good I judge movies my own opionion I'm no sheep who listen to critics

[@yoandimov8236]

Okay well this is so depressing I am gonna make a list of Transformers movies from worst to best: age of extinction the last knight revenge of the fallen dark of the moon Transformers.

[@Yamramjay]

Dude, you got “The Rock” in the background, my all time favorite movie

[@PatoTapado]

*BEST INTRO EVER*

[@hunterxhunterfanboy2764]

André Filipe ikrrrr

[@cloudystorm7314]

André Filipe I skipped it

[@violet5188]

Cloudy Storm Ok

[@cloudystorm7314]

Ace Abe you're welcome

[@krisj827]

This is the beginning of my Transformers: TLK movie review tour, next stop: Jeremy Jahns.

[@TheEpicImpaler]

Check out the review by Nostalgia Critic.

[@Jay84]

Next: Transformers: The Last God Damn Movie

[@Oldernator]

#jnation - 21st Century Music don't forget the bumblebee spin off next year.

[@Mysweetings]

#jnation - 21st Century Music pls make this happen. Pretty please?

[@lmahu6627]

#jnation - 21st Century Music hopefully, eh, don't count on it.

[@mike45blue]

Sorry to break it to you, as it destroyed my heart hearing and reading the news but Michael Bay plans to make 14 more transformers movies.

[@hellohellohello517]

#jnation - 21st Century Music I

[@koolkidz6263]

Anyone noticed the aspect ratio jumping sporadically in the film in every single scene?

[@benm5970]

It broke my heart to see an actor as amazing as Anthony Hopkins get Michael Bayified

[@ed_ward6869]

I've been watching multiple reviews of this movie because it's so fun to see people bash michael bay's trash.

[@robertwild9447]

Ed ward Chris deserves more views of this review than Michael Bay deserves views of this shitty movie.

[@goodial]

can't wait for Mark Kermode to review it! He's a British movie critic and his rants are the best!

[@HriosKeithy]

goodial mark kermode literally knows fuck all about movies lol

[@user-ly2ll5od1r]

C- = meh F= garbage Learn the difference

[@djollyrodjeur]

+Henry Rios you can say what you want about Kermode... that he's annoying or arrogant or even a tad elitist... but to say that he knows nothing about movies is total bullshit! (even with a "lol" punctuating your sentence) Then again... why try and convince you? you watch people kicking a ball for entertainment :D :D :D

[@makoshark6611]

What happened to unicron? I thought that he was the bad guy.

[@evaxplufn9256]

Mako Shark He Is The Bad Guy The Thing Is The Next Movie Is Unicron Quintesa Are The Enemies

[@jaykerp2878]

Mako Shark They Teased him just like Marvel did with Thanos

[@anikmonette2140]

Mako Shark And Optimus Prime was the bad guy... And changed his mind in two seconds. Everyone makes 180° shifts in their decisions in this movie!

[@acojo8205]

@@evaxplufn9256 I thought the earth was Unicron?

[@SeekAndYouShallFind]

Dude, you are definitely the best movie reviewer on youtube. Last reviewer I loved was Mr. Ebert himself, although you don't share the same style or demeaner (lol)....but you do share the complete and pure flow of thought process he had as well as your honesty in reviewing movies based on your own feelings about the movie as apposed to having a preconceived judgement of the movie based on existing reviews. I ended up watching your reviews on all these random movies I know I'm never gonna watch, lol.

[@karbonianload]

Hats off to the opening

[@Mikeyishere]

instant like

[@PitchSkullBlack]

More like the catch off my pistol to the opening.

[@Repented008]

Here here!

[@thedude7567]

That beginning made me laugh so hard.

[@fooglyoogly9556]

Everyone, message Stuckmann to review the Spider-man 3 editor's cut.

[@sneedfeed7204]

Couldn't decide on which review to click, so I clicked and commented on both.

[@zahirsookoor2673]

According to Jeremy Jahns, this movie is really titled "Transformers 5; the last dog shit!!!"

[@_somestuff]

Everyone: The killed of the decepticons so qiuckly! Me the entire movie: Where the f is Ultra Magnus?

[@DrViperVideos]

My subscribtions is just chris stuckman and jeremy looking pissed and disgusted lol

[@mmicb0b]

DrViperVideos same

[@ourkinginyellow]

I have a bad feeling about this

[@ourkinginyellow]

Also congrats on 1mil

[@alexdilley987]

"...I don't sense anything."

[@plasmastudios4159]

Who here thinks that a Transformers apocalypse movie would be cool. The humans have been wiped out and now Earth is a battleground where the Autobots and Decepticons are fighting for the planet. The autobots have all been wiped out except for Grimlock and Bumblebee and there are huge amounts of Decepticons that the autobots have to survive against. The autobots have to get to Optimus Prime who has been captured. Optimus has the key to creation of more autobots and it is crucial that they find Optimus to finally get the upper hand in the war. Like if you agree that this plot would be better than any of the Michael Bay Transformers movies.

[@Arthus850]

Humans have been part of Transformers lore since G1, and they have always been the main characters of the shows. The only shows I can think of that don't feature any humans are Beast Wars and Beast Machines, and Beast Wars arguably does feature them with the Maximals protecting the first humans from the Predacons, and we all know how audiences reacted to Beast Machines.

[@ryantheanimator1156]

Damn, you should pitch your idea to Hasbro quick before they reharsh the same shit over and over again! I mean, all annoying humans are dead and Transformers become a post-apocalyptic survivor movie? I'd pay money to watch that any day now.

[@CloroxBleach-ob2jm]

Oh nAw boi L. 🚮🚮🚮

[@zxhade]

i thought that would be this movie

[@plasmastudios4159]

Arthus850 Still, it would be cool to see a Transformers story taking a different direction than the other movies.

[@tonyguitarselfhelp1403]

Wow Chris, your impression of optimus prime is amazing!

[@paradoxar]

Stuckmanns Reviews are awesome, sad that the comment section is so fucking edgy and toxic

[@DWAkhaten]

Par for the course for KZbin then?

[@aaronmark3]

1 MILLION HAVE NOW BEEN STUCKMANNIZED!!!

[@Mixsy444]

Aaron Siebert HOLY FUCK

[@lucasreeserlarkin8996]

Aaron Siebert - Everyone knows you were StuckManned the hardest of us all. 👀

[@umerwasti9917]

Looks like Nostalgia Critic was right

[@TheIronMelon]

knew it!

[@Anijah2001]

Umer Wasti yup

[@thestwinner680]

Yeah... I *had known* he was right all along LOL :)

[@ShortPuff]

he's alway's right :^)

[@cjdstruction1]

he reviewed the movie without even SEEING it!

[@thehyperfinestructure6550]

This movie felt too rushed. The scenes when they give Megatron his Decepticon comrades suits the rushed editing, but it wasn't necessary for the whole movie! There was no time to process what we saw, the next scene rushed as if they wanted to cram the movie in as little time frame as much as possible. They could've saved the movie by writing the story better, and letting the scenes breathe like Zack Snyder did with JLSC. The fights, Megatron and some scenes were kinda badass to the film's credit.

[@Sp1rit19]

Congrats on 1 million subs man

[@etgohome1343]

1 Million subs, fuck yeah! Congrats, dude!

[@brands7466]

Everyone: Is this movie any good Mark Walhberg: What Nooooo

[@MrOgge50]

As far as I know 4 major blockbuster franchises tried to make a “versus movie” where good guys fight against each other. Marvel, DC, Fast And Furious, Transformers. Let’s just say the clear winner was marvel with captain America: Civil war who did excellent. Then after comes fate of the furious which was good, not perfect but still good. Then DC with Batman v Superman which was just not very good, it had great potential and some good visuals but apart from that it was nothing really. Then last place is Transformers which went really badly.

[@FluFFY13G]

ONE MILLION BABY LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@hulkhatepunybanner]

That's it, he's finished. He can stop now. Start it all over again with a new perspective. Keeping it fresh, you know?