Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson

[@1080TJ]

T H E R E M A K E B E S N A K E S

[@MrDready77]

love your Pic! stVincent is bae

[@mr_ocean5598]

TJ Hastie n

[@joeroberts5080]

I see you everywhere on this website

[@KateHedgehog57]

Best quote ever. I truly love it.

[@Toxihex]

If she doesn't read the comments... how is this pinned? #OneSentenceHorrorStory

[@erenoz2910]

in my headcanon josh hutcherson wrote this himself

[@mfbjo6854]

while he was on the drugs

[@cookiecutter3758]

@@mfbjo6854 you mean in drugs

[@lisasowa1195]

There are reasons Why he is a ‚useless actor‘

[@ScantraXX2]

That would make it a story about his three self-inserts which is awesome

[@k80_]

He wanted everyone to know about his 50 dollars gray shirt

[@Rosettaries]

Came back to this video after watching Josh Hutcherson in the FNAF movie. Imagine if in another universe he acted out Five Nights at Freddy's to Kate while she's suffering from a broken leg. Imagine.

[@GooseEnthused]

Imagining it quickly devolving into a rant about the differences between the games and the movie and it’s just deeply unpleasant

[@JinlongTheGoldenDragon]

Trapped On An Pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson

[@michaelblanchette7914]

YES ME TOO. I HADNT THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR YEARS

[@grfrjiglstan]

Same, and I even checked Tumblr right after watching the movie. Let’s just say Hutchermania is back in season.

[@skullchimes]

@@grfrjiglstan plenty of fan edits

[@Kyle-ic4nf]

Kate represents the innocence of youth and Katlyn represents the darkness of adulthood which is why Kate is left behind in the end and Katlyn gets to leave the island (puberty) and go on to the real world (adulthood)

[@low-keybi6539]

kyle harriman that's pretty d e e p man

[@finalfantasy7freak664]

I would ask why Katlyn is so rude and mean but that would be stupid cos of obvious reasons so just ignore me lol

[@avalasialove]

Why is this a better book than the final product?

[@giuli7187]

you made me see the light

[@chadschmaltz9790]

You can tell me how deep you think a puddle is, but I'm still not going to try diving into it.

[@GentleLiASMR]

This author‘s critical mistake was casting Amanda Seyfried as her self insert character. That’s when the latent jealousy began to build, culminating in another self insert who is actually herself

[@astroboystan]

"critical mistake" lmfao

[@Gustoberg]

I imagine this as like, an unconscious decision her mind made her do, like, a mind parasite slowly taking over her, only for her to fight back

[@nathanielcraig3588]

"You cannot allow Amanda to steal Josh from you" ThatVampireChick Kaitlin's mind told herself harshly.

[@CorpseTongji]

now this is the real story

[@andrews4717]

I imagine her arguing with her reflection like the Green Goblin. “You’ve taken your eye off the ball”

[@gizzylaserfoot2604]

You know Josh has a big day planned when he wears his 50 dollars grey shirt and jeans combo

[@davidsteele2198]

Nater oh yeah its formal\casual eady for some fanfic wear.

[@williamw2529]

I read that in Arin Henson's voice when he narrated the Doki Doki game.

[@eatdetergent]

This is killing me 💀💀

[@edwardjoel1970]

Regular self-insert fanfiction is so boring. DOUBLE self-insert fanfiction is where it's at.

[@greenyawgmoth]

Everyone is John fanfiction where everyone is the author.

[@toweypat]

"Patrick hurried to upvote a comment. 'What are you watching?' Patricio asked him."

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

But isn't the main female in every romance novel a self-incert character?

[@scylla1772]

I'm pretty sure this is a form of behavior therapy

[@ruskah0307]

That's just selfcest at that point

[@Morzox]

I originally thought this writer was a hack but it takes some guts to write yourself into a story as a horrible seductress fighting against your own self-insert. That's some high level meta pathos right there.

[@user-uc5dm9bm7u]

Right like I wish to have this much confidence

[@ThreadBomb]

Or possibly schizophrenia.

[@elonwhatever]

@@ThreadBomb Common misconception: Schizophrenia (or Psychosis) is a disorder whereby people have difficulty interpreting reality. Mostly because they have several types of hallicunations and/or (usually and ) because their brains convinces them of the most outlandish stuff (e.g. that everyone is observing them because they are the star of a reality show. What you're thinking of is multiple personality disorder. (Source: I'm a clinical psychologist) Though I can't blame you for not knowing that, the movie and TV industries make that mistake pretty much constantly, and nobody knows what's what anymore.

[@ivicasta327]

@@elonwhatever it was a joke, not a diagnosis. Oh, and if you want ppl to belive you are a psychologist dont "source" it

[@elonwhatever]

@@ivicasta327 why do you feel the need to be hostile in your reply? There was no reproach in my statement. Only clarification and understanding.

[@hea9180]

hilarious how josh hutcherson gets carried away by a wave like a coconut

[@dougthedonkey1805]

This made me lose my breath, best comment I’ve seen

[@definitelynotashark1799]

Decades from now, we'll find wild Josh Hutchersons on a distant, other deserted island and scientists will try to figure out how they got there!

[@gabriellarena2256]

I would ask Josh Hutcherson to perform "Trapped in a island with Josh Hutcherson" so we could get 4 times more meta

[@caitpatterson2685]

Gabriel Larena you officially win the comment section

[@SillyCelly411]

Thus creating a time loop in when in his reenactment Josh Hutcherson would have to start reenacting the story again...and again... and again, never getting past this part. They never leave the island.

[@frederikbuttenschn7562]

''Thats like... Sixteen walls!''

[@jessicadrew5531]

That's fucking amazing

[@SuperZez]

I would feel really bad for the author to have her celebrity crush do a roasting dramatic reading of the story she wrote about him.

[@OK-jd9lk]

Okay this is an actual part of "still trapped in an island with josh hutcherson" "I went to a shop and brought a boat I didn’t have any money but people give me boats for free sometimes because I am josh hutcherson after all."

[@sanderflop]

I love that this implies that people have just given him a boat on multiple occasions. So many questions, were they all strangers? How big were the boats?

[@jamesmoseley5428]

The store? Does he buy his boats at target or Jc penny? You have to be careful at target. The best boats are always hidden behind the graph paper.

[@TheStephenRead]

sanderflop also why doesnt he have any money? He needs to get a better accountant and plan a future. He cant be trapped in an island forever

[@ian_b]

I gave Josh Hutcherson a boat and he didn't even say thank you.

[@erinw.9256]

This a meme now.

[@fyrefrost1898]

She wanted a villain to steal Josh from Kate but she couldn’t imagine him loving anyone but herself

[@pentelegomenon1175]

Or the thought of Josh loving someone else made her too uncomfortable.

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

I commented this somewhere else, but I kinda think it's a reflection of how society's policing of female sexuality effects young girls. This author, presumably a young teenage girl, wants to explore her sexuality, but can't be forthcoming with that without (in her mind) losing the respect of others and herself. So, in order to have some semblance of sexual agency, she must kill Regular Self-Insert and become Evil Self-Insert, whose evilness will allow her to be overtly sexual in a way that Regular Self-Insert's perceived goodness doesn't allow.

[@mattd923]

@@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 That's... surprisingly plausible

[@vincentargomaniz8639]

Its because she couldn't imagine anyone else wanting him

[@kaamn1829]

@@vincentargomaniz8639 🤣🤣🤣

[@graydevv]

now that josh hutcherson is relevant again it's time we start pushing for Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson to become a movie

[@homestuck_official]

We can campaign for fnaf to be renamed to "trapped on an pizzeria with Josh Hutcherson"

[@ellielovegood6307]

Second this

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

I wonder if the fnaf movie will resurrect his fandom and he’ll become the next white boy of the month. I’ve already seen him get new fangirls over the trailers.

[@diffjuns323]

when i learned the casting of the fnaf movie i immediately said Trapped On A Office With Josh Hutcherson

[@keira2656]

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 it happened, he’s white boy of the month 😭

[@gracelament]

I love how Kaitlyn writes herself as a horrible person. I wish I was that honest about my own self image.

[@allisonalexis7479]

Dad Memes omg 😂

[@HunterBoyleReacts]

I just cried from laughing!

[@olker]

I wonder if Kaitlyn wrote herself horrible on purpose. She might not see anything wrong with her actions.

[@Graknorke]

Yeah it's kind of refreshing. You don't see it much.

[@topnotchturnip5831]

Dad Memes that’s a mood.

[@imalonerdottie]

This fanfic is the preteen girl equivalent to a parrot seeing itself in a mirror & trying to fight its own reflection.

[@Vi_Vi_1]

This comment killed me, thank you

[@jesse1086]

im still laughing as i type this jesus XD

[@chipperchameleon84]

I’m WHEEZING

[@TheBluestflamingos]

🤣

[@khushi1767]

THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD HAHAHHA

[@SwitcherooU]

I maintain that there's always one redeeming bit in every bad piece of writing, and in THIS bad piece of writing, it's the odd way she describes the act of falling: "My feet found air." Very unique and expressive.

[@toyosibee.mp3]

If I were an editor, I would simply leave this description untouched, it is masterful.

[@mossypop]

I know this comment is a year old but, having been a dumb kid writer on wattpad, that’s a fairly common phrase for falling in fanfiction :/ it does sound neat and nice though

[@purple54997]

Her feet found air and her face found sand

[@timothymclean]

Too bad the context makes it sound ridiculous and awkward.

[@KingSlimjeezy]

I felt that and agree

[@maryellawoolf3783]

“i found this site called wattpad” is an objectively funny thing to say

[@user-bd9xg9xj6u]

Wattpad finds you

[@amityislandchum]

To be fair, when she made this video, nobody over the age of 12 knew what Wattpad was. This was long before they actually started publishing the garbage on that site and Netflix made their garbage movies.

[@chelseafreeman4080]

@@amityislandchum My friend, wattpad has been infamous for years, way before they started turning fanfics into movies lmao

[@SaturdayParker]

It was honestly weird not hearing her say app

[@TumblrOzymandias]

@@amityislandchum 4 years ago I was 17 and I'd known about Wattpad for years

[@macattack423]

Fun fact: Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson was the original pitch for Lost

[@macolatte3628]

I'm sorry, WHAT?

[@k.bproductions8298]

@@macolatte3628 pretty sure it's a joke haha

[@junlia6081]

I LOVE this comment thank u so much

[@pentelegomenon1175]

Lost... in a island with Josh Hutcherson

[@Kuroganekisaki]

Trapped In A Island With Smoke Monster

[@astromoonie]

"okay, this is surreal - she's literally fighting with _herself_ over josh hutcherson" freud would have loved to have gotten a hold of this shit

[@brunop.8745]

Freud would lose his fucking mind

[@sebschimeck1273]

I'd love to see what Jung would have said about it

[@johnjamele]

It would have been awesome if, in the final chapter, one of the characters decided to get revenge on another by writing a book called "Trapped in an Island with Josch Hutcherson."

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

@@sebschimeck1273 This is the true Monomyth. Fuck the hero's journey

[@jessicest]

freud would have been a top wattpad author if he were born a zoomer

[@mfbjo6854]

I love how the biggest obstacle in becoming an actress was apparently the transportation to Hollywood

[@gentlerat]

I think it’s an understanding based on the Muppet movie.

[@AuDHDarling]

@@gentlerat there are worse examples to follow

[@heyitzmae]

which she overcomes with incredible ease, by the way

[@lillasagna5487]

Actually the biggest obstacle was becoming trapped on an island with Josh Hutcherson.

[@chimominino]

@@lillasagna5487 *in a island

[@pinkpixels4499]

I love that Katelyn won a vacation on (in) a tropical island and she apparently spent the time eating chips, writing fanfiction, and walking around in her underwear. Absolute mood

[@karldomogalla2058]

Who wouldn’t do that? Everybody, that’s who.

[@joeyjojoshabadoo2508]

I dunno about the carrying the giant protrait of oneself tho, thats a bit much

[@lindoriel7286]

@@joeyjojoshabadoo2508 Why not, what's a massive portrait of yourself next to lugging around a wide assortment of men's clothes in various sizes as well as your fat grandmas old dresses.

[@jessicest]

judging by the items in the house, it seems like the owner of this house is katelyn's grandma and the contestant pool was limited to her grandchildren

[@katie-allen]

@@jessicesthahaha that is an amazing theory

[@echoven]

can't wait for the sequel: "trapped on a abusive relationship with josh hutcherson"

[@urgentry4468]

Trapped in a loveless marriage with a middle-aged Josh huthcherson

[@humanname99]

rogerina may that's the joke, probably mocking the 'trapped in a island's mistakes

[@donniedorko3336]

Trapped an a abusive relationship***

[@LIZABETHYEAUX666]

I’m cackling

[@NinjaSox7]

*and one direction

[@StandardGoose]

The "I know Jennifer because she was in The Hunger Games with me" stream of consciousness reminded me of Homer's "money can be exchanged for goods and services" bit for some reason.

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

Both are lines that will go down in history 😁

[@ILikedGooglePlus]

Aww Jennifer Lawrence? I wanted a Hunger Games

[@acgeewhiz]

“Explain how!”

[@amityislandchum]

It made me think of the BuffyBot reading the information files of all of her friends aloud. "Willow! You're recently gay!" "Anya! How is your money?" "Jennifer! You were in The Hunger Games with me." "Angel's lame. His hair goes straight up, and he's bloody stupid."

[@happyjellycatsquid]

@@amityislandchum oh my god why didn’t I know about that 💀

[@mexicanhalloween]

Signed. I would love to see this film, but only if it is filmed exactly as written including both 10 minute pauses.

[@BrynnBeverly]

omg please

[@roach9397]

With lines such as "There make be snakes!"

[@shhhhsecretchannel6707]

I can imagine at the theater just everyone who's already seen the movie making a mad dash for the concessions stand and the bathrooms during those times.

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

That's not even the funniest bit. In that film with two 10 minute pauses I imagine that there's an old timey placard that says 'Three months later...' that only shows up for about 3 seconds. The time disparity is what I live for.

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

I can't imagine anyone paying theater prices to see it more than once...

[@alien_ariel]

one of my favorite fanfic quirks is every author's complete inability to comprehend time. Staring at someone else in silence for 10 minutes would be so uncomfortably long that it swings the tone wildly from romance novel to horror movie, and I will never not laugh at it.

[@donttalktome2316]

im imagining it as like 3 wild west outlaws flicking their glances between each other FOR 10 MINUTES lmao

[@lindoriel7286]

I think that's where we went wrong in the first place. We came in with an expectation of romance and found ourselves in an existential psychological horror. The author was clever enough to plant the seeds right from the start.

[@olliefischer]

god you're so right. even very good authors of fanfiction that i otherwise enjoy will do this. like, character x asks a question, then after "a full minute of thought" character y responds...like, after sixty (60) seconds of dead silence, the conversation would be fully over. character x walked away, man

[@EughhBrothereughh]

I feel like they meant it was glances thrown at a person while the one who stared didn't straight up stare but looked elsewhere too, maybe was talking to someone too or doing something but was looking at the person (stared) as well idk

[@single_use_planet_]

I recently read the hunger games books and it's exactly like that, Suzanne Collins has no idea how lonv 10 mins are lol

[@ian_b]

Sometimes I look at my cheap, colourful shirts, and weep.

[@JackedThor-so]

😂

[@MrPenguinFingers]

The Great Gatsby (1925)

[@gc0re112]

@@MrPenguinFingers a year later and i’m still crying at this comment

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@MrPenguinFingers with tears in my eyes, *”you shut ur fuccup”*

[@ellaboehme6748]

Ah, yes, There Make Be Snakes, the brother band of They Might Be Giants

[@Howlingd0g]

Famous for their hit "Trapped In an Birdhouse On Your Soul"

[@josephschultz3301]

My favorite is probably "Istanbul (knot Chernobyl)".

[@Jonasaurus7]

The There Make Be Snakes KZbin channel is called Pentagon Guys

[@oedipussy]

mmm my favorite song, Things Are Weigh

[@NonExistentGabriel]

There wrote my favourite song "Docter werm"

[@gargamellenoir8460]

I love how she portrayed Josh as utterly inefficient in a crisis, easily manipulated, oblivious and generally a simpleton.

[@Lucifersfursona]

Josh Hutcherson Himbo Representative

[@jessicacreed7773]

Josh Himb-erson

[@lqu]

dumb people cant write smart characters ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@iblame_nargles]

Truly the perfect man

[@13realmusic]

She wanted a himbo

[@minnie7453]

Honestly tween girls’ creativity is such a treasure.

[@swimfan08]

The effort(or lack of) put into this fanatic is oddly inspiring

[@mimief7969]

Huge agree.

[@evangelinewood3325]

When I was 11 I wrote a script for a short film that I wanted to film with my friends. It never came to fruition but I still have the script. It was called "The Kidnapping" and it was about twin girls Mindy and Kindy whose mother gets kidnapped by a jealous evil lady named Lora, so instead of calling 911, the twins band together with their four friends and beat the shit out of Lora and her minions using golf clubs, kitchen knives, slingshots, and plot convenience. It's filled with "random XD" 2015 humor, random things just appearing when the plot calls for it, and hilariously dark bullshit.

[@Noaartetc]

​@@evangelinewood3325Sounds like "John dies at the end", so it actually could achieve success potentially)

[@sambibambi5409]

me: **dies from severe blood loss before i could finish telling Josh Hutcherson what my favorite film is so he could Act It for me while a whole bone is sticking out from my mangled leg and im delirious from the shock and quickly losing consciousness as im bleeding to death** cute boy Josh Hutcherson who i am stuck with in a island: **removes his shirt which is grey and fiffy dollarts**

[@Nerdgirl9820]

sambi bambi I would like, but... nice

[@ThomasG_]

@@Nerdgirl9820 this comment is a masterpiece

[@jakestogner3769]

Quotes make the world

[@left-2-write28]

Also love how a compound leg break was healed completely kn only a month without proper medical attention. Not even a splint or makeshift cast. Just a $50 grey shirt and some dirty leaves. Totally wont get a deadly infection nor heal out of place.

[@bogwife7942]

"fiffy" made me choke on spit

[@schmitty918]

“Joshes pov” How nice that she got trapped with multiple Joshes.

[@cameronfox4401]

How beautiful, how strong. Kate smiled through the tears as the horde approached. " We love you, Kate." They cried in unison. " I love you too, Josh Hutchersons. All four hundred of you." She took the hand of the closest Josh and dragged him into the bushes. This was going to be a long night, Kate thought.

[@MissLovebat]

That sounds like hell.

[@sbs3000]

I imagine the inside of a Borg ship filled with Josh Hutchersons. Every time one of them dies hilariously, uh, tragically on the island, another is released from his alcove and transported in to replace the previous model.

[@MackerelSkyLtd]

Get the fan canon ready!

[@goodial]

so ... like the end of Oblivion? :D

[@ellie_mp3]

"man thats sounds really bad...if only one of the people on this island was a doctor instead of useless actor" OH MY GOD

[@elomoose1169]

Or a crazy bald guy that can speak to the island

[@that_pac123]

june I LITERALLY FUCKING SQUEALED.

[@tiacat11]

I actually laughed out loud at that.

[@mollybrown8361]

😂😂

[@timothymclean]

I only just got it and feel foolish. And am also laughing.

[@SP3CTR0L1T3]

Okay, but imagine a thriller/psychological horror movie with the premise "I was shipwrecked on an island with my celebrity crush, but then a dark, evil clone of myself showed up" and then it ends up being a metaphor for self-sabotage and self-loathing.

[@karnagekarnival5127]

Fuck that sounds cool

[@iantaakalla8180]

That would work as a movie though it will require lots of polish. Still, it’s a very good idea.

[@14bj337]

Okay, who leaked this unreleased "Black Mirror" script?

[@brysongobel546]

@@iantaakalla8180 so I definitely read that as polish as in the language.

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

Neon Genesis Isla Entrapta

[@taffysaur]

“Joshes POV” There are multiple Josh Hutchersons and they share a collective POV. This is it.

[@Maksie0]

The Hutcherson Hive Mind. Long has it waited for its lost drone to return to the island.

[@ReiAnikaAyanami]

@@Maksie0 this instills indescribable dread in my body

[@siddharthkrishna8463]

They're a boy band made up of four Joshes

[@superswagmimi4237]

Siddharth Krishna the fifth one got stuck in a island 😳

[@zachspiller8565]

@@Maksie0 ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[@vrgirlfriend]

“ josh, you can’t just walk into someone’s house ! “ i said. *he opened the door and we walked inside.*

[@7MukuroRealm]

I mean she's right. You can't just walk into someone's house. You gotta open the door first.

[@ЕленаСкачко-п6й]

@@7MukuroRealm damn, case solved

[@Who-vd3iv]

she - procedes to eat some cheaps she found in someone’s house

[@JCIce007]

"...nobody is looking for Josh Hutcherson." Sounds like the most realistic part of the story.

[@fergushughes3428]

that is fucking... sooo hilarious

[@I_love_dr_stone]

johnmburt1960 Is mean really the only bad thing you can think of?

[@I_love_dr_stone]

johnmburt1960 That's mean

[@SchulzEricT]

Sick burn! I hope Josh Hutcherson doesn't read that comment; it would hurt because it's true

[@tillyb7655]

Brittany Rose sorry to be an annoying book nerd but you should 100% read the books, I really recommend them :)

[@SmashItWithaHamma]

I love that the catalyst of this entire saga was that Josh was trying to ward off Jennifer Lawrence’s aggressive flirting

[@dickhandsome6579]

Given that nobody goes to look for him, my head canon is that Lawrence watches him choose the cold death of the ocean over her company, laughs at what a cad he is, and goes to tell the nearest person she just got shot down again.

[@barborkamotosicka]

Isn't this the other fanfiction written on ao3 about Josh and Jennifer stuck on an island after their plane crashed while flying to some city to film the Hunger Games?

[@Ometecuhtli]

It's all Josh's fault for wearing that irresistible $50 gray shirt.

[@wispyyy9]

"If only one of these people was a doctor instead of a useless actor."

[@ishualorchards4901]

Im-

[@toweypat]

LOL

[@LNIGHTREELS]

Seinfield music plays.

[@StandardGoose]

Foreshadowing!

[@taylorfawn2012]

i realize i’m late to the party but i’m somewhat disappointed the bio for this fic wasn’t shared, particularly the line “so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out” mwah a masterpiece

[@hepthegreat4005]

Stuck in an island.

[@deffdefying4803]

Stuck in a island.

[@shaitarn1869]

Stuck in an oven by Josh Hutcherson.

[@astrealbrizbee9815]

I had to read that a few times hoping I didn't have a stroke lmao

[@sagebell1309]

I’M CRYING

[@calebarnold797]

If this became a movie, I would hope Kate and Katelyn would be played by the same actress. Also, the grammar mistakes would absolutely need to stay. I'm picturing the poster with "Trapped in a Island" across the top and "there make be snakes" as the tagline.

[@PoochieCollins]

🤣

[@pentelegomenon1175]

If it's like Adaptation then I would probably like it. Although that was a movie about the struggles of writing a movie adaptation of a not-so-great book.

[@ally939]

I’m just imagining Amanda Seyfreid and Amanda Seyfreid with a dark wig fighting over Josh Hutcherson

[@homestuck_official]

the long-winded narration is represented by the characters looking directly at the camera and telling the audience

[@garbageboy9164]

I'm envisioning the "You Belong with Me" music video where Taylor Swift competes against Taylor Swift in a wig.

[@POMrox1]

Honestly with Josh getting a boost in popularity with him being in the FNAF movie, we need a reboot of this fic

[@yeti_rex07]

Stuck in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza with Josh Hutcherson

[@Ash_Carnelian]

​@@yeti_rex07 Stuck on a Freddy Fazbear Pizza *

[@living411]

A part 2 we didn't know we needed

[@eunhawannabe0304]

@@Ash_Carnelian 😭

[@ShootingStarNeo]

Unbound by the conventions of the writer's craft, young writers tend to adhere to tropes present in media they've consumed. But sometimes, very occasionally, they completely break with all rhyme and reason and do some WILD shit.

[@dromalloma2651]

ShootingStarNeo "WILD shit" as in fifty dollars gray t-shirt?

[@morosforhire4544]

droma lloma yes

[@laurafrakinroslin]

This was unprecedented

[@DannyB1111]

ShootingStarNeo It broke new ground

[@deffdefying4803]

@Leo Asmaklis The fact that a plain gray shirt would have the nerve to cost fifty fucking gazoolas is tense enough

[@nothankyou4752]

" i found this site called wattpad" *OH CHRIST*

[@FragrenceAtMiracleEd]

"Jenny reads questionably written stories" is my favorite kind of videos

[@chels6492]

Lovy saaaaame! And a close second is when she dissects movies and Tv

[@smallpaperstars]

The fondest wish of my heart is that someday they make a drunk history style video of this. They get both Jennifer Lawrence and Amanda Seyfried on board. The role of Josh Hutcherson is played by Liam Hemsworth

[@seikoshinohara3084]

Amanda will play both Kate and Kaitlyn

[@liamross340]

@@seikoshinohara3084 and she wins an emmy for the wonderful display of her range

[@OriginalDonutposse]

John Malkovich

[@meike1226]

how does it feel to be this funny? 😅

[@becauseimafan]

😂😂😂 that last line!! 🤣🤣💀💀

[@zoltanszaszi2264]

You're all getting it wrong. The plot twist for the second book has been coming since the beginning. She's not trapped on _a_ island, she's trapped on *"A" Island.* Meanwhile book two will be a parallel story happening on *"B" Island,* where a *late teen boy crash lands with his home built airplane* because he's escaping his parents who are forcing him to become an engineer and *is trapped with Scarlett Johanson.* *Trapped: Uprising will be the third installment.* The female protagonist from this book and the boy from the second will team up and set out to explore *"C" Island* which is basically *covered with tropical jungle, is full of wandering velociraptors* and there's an ongoing *tribal war between the Hemsworth Brothers and the Olsen Sisters* who have been stranded there for years. Apparently no one bothered to look for them all this time.

[@wheresPerry]

I know I'm late but I would pay to see a movie about the exploration of C Island.

[@karatesan2120]

@@wheresPerry I'm also late but Wattpad released a payment system, so yeah, you literally can pay for it

[@wheresPerry]

@@karatesan2120 Does Wattpad do movies?

[@krusher181]

This is it, chief.

[@AcBaLkX]

Omg this is the franchise I've been waiting for

[@motherfreya2840]

She brought a giant portrait of herself on a three week vacation to the inside of an island.

[@camille1324]

what an icon

[@prettygang3956]

She actually invented girl bossing

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

Maybe that was part of the prize package "3 week island vacation and custom full body portrait; plus a wardrobe for your whole family" All this can be yours if you're our lucky winner :y

[@gshak33]

I always put on my purple dress before I go on an adventure.

[@KauanRMKlein]

who doesn't

[@ViolettaSachra]

Is it a reference to 50 shades of grey?? With the plum dress, which belongs to KATE (before Ana steals it...)

[@KauanRMKlein]

You like 50 Shades of Grey, don't you, ViolettaSachra?

[@ViolettaSachra]

Haha, not at all, I actually despise it :D I read a review series tho and it mentions the plum dress a lot, so I remembered that ^^

[@KauanRMKlein]

That's good. I was afraid you wouldn't get the joke, and I suppose you wouldn't if you were an actual fan of 50 Shades of Grey. I don't think the demographics for SpongeBob and 50 Shades intersect very much.

[@Lucifersfursona]

“I leave the pathos of my childhood follies on an island to die” Kate is gonna be a fascinating person. Freud could never.

[@Lucifersfursona]

You’ll go on the drugs

[@Lucifersfursona]

I’m aware that this is because my parents never did it to me, but it does seem pretty weird if you take a step back to think you can control how your child navigates capitalism. I get the impulse to want them to be protected from it but maybe idk get to know the person you made. What do they want to do.

[@xenopyxis]

you’re a fascinating person i love you

[@turner15]

@xenopyxis You’re a fascinating person, I love YOU.

[@-PNGMAFIA-]

how do i see your comments everywhere?!

[@jbrockmam]

You could write an entire essay psychoanalyzing the author of this fanfic while exploring in depth the complex themes and metaphors of the piece itself

[@BrynnBeverly]

Julia Brockmam I’d read it

[@Woynich]

Do your own homework.

[@zotharr]

Is it finished yet? xD

[@mrjoe332]

Brynn McKenna when will it be published?

[@casualsatanist]

I came down here looking for validation on how horrifying the thought of a teddy bear with Josh Hutcherson's face on it may be. I am incredibly disappointed that nobody else seemed to recognize this.

[@faeriegraver]

Lmao I thought so too! Is the bear's face his face, or is his face say, on a sweatshirt the bear is wearing? Is it a full on hybrid bear-man or just a bear covered in depictions of Josh Hutcherson?

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

There make be bears!

[@glitterberserker1029]

@@faeriegraver I personally hope she has all of these bears and more. Any conceivable option for a Josh Hutcherson teddy bear should be explored. Teddy bears dressed as characters he has played, teddy bears with his face inexplicably on a bears body, doodle bears wear you can color in Josh Hutcherson. All of the unholy options in one giant pile staring out at you.

[@AuDHDarling]

@@stellabelikiewicz1523 , sounds like the name of a bootleg Build-A-Bear

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

@@AuDHDarling 😁 🐻

[@ShootingStarNeo]

"There make be snakes!" Solid Snake retreated deeper into the brush, grumbling to himself. Damnit. They were onto him...

[@a.morphous66]

“The one time I didn’t bring the box...”

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Solid Snake would make this story 20 times better.

[@aethelwyrnblack4918]

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

[@jamestomato1744]

A codec call rings, and is answered by Snake. Snake: Colonel, there's a girl on this island, and some guy... Colonel: That's no ordinary man, that's Josh Hutcherson... Snake: You mean...the actor from the Hunger Games movies? Colonel: Yes, and he's also the rogue Fox Hound operative you're after... Snake: THAT's Machine Gun Viper? Colonel: Yes, and be careful out there Snake. He has survival training, extensive fire arms training, and close quarters combat training. Additionally, the nano machines in his body gives him super human strength. Colonel: Use your stealth to your advantage. Snake: Thanks...didn't know a Hollywood actor was once secretly a Fox Hound operative... Colonel: Well Snake, if the many worlds theory is to be believed...then it's bound to happen eventually... Snake: What? Colonel: La-li-lu-le-lo...la-li-lu-le-lo.... Snake: Colonel....Colonel? C-O-L-O-N-E-L! Codec call ends.

[@MrPiccoloku]

Snakes confirmed!

[@ginghamswans]

I HOPE PEOPLE FIND THIS VIDEO AGAIN DURING THE JOSH HUTCHERSON RENAISSANCE

[@michaelblanchette7914]

I recommend it to a friend after sending them a million edits of Josh

[@gabby4140]

IM HERE BC OF THE RENAISSANCE

[@The00glie]

here bc it was in my recommended !!!

[@bowie5111]

WE HAVE !!!!

[@honkstheclown8631]

Trapped on a pizzeria with josh hutcherson

[@pinkcupcake4717]

Man, imagine being a girl who meets her celebrity crush, they fall in love while on a grand adventure, and the second he meets someone sexier he drops the protagonist without a hint of remorse. That's a villain backstory if I ever heard one.

[@jessicest]

GASP - maybe it's a fight club twist kate/kaitlyn is like tyler durden and the narrator josh is like marla singer, confused at why the protagonist appears to be envious of themself

[@damnedforyoursins6995]

What if this happened to Katylin with a previous celeb crush who left with a previous version of her self, she wrote fanfic on the island about her new crush, who shows up with the new version of herself, who she steals her new crush from, restarting the cycle

[@starbee325]

Not to mention the “sexier someone else” was just yourself, but an evil self

[@jessicest]

maybe it's a fight club sequel. kate and katelyn are revealed at the end to both be personas of marla singer --- edit: oh i just realized I'm basically responding to my own comment from a year ago 😂 the real fight club twist is the friends we made along the way

[@analuizafms_]

​@@jessicestOMG I can't believe this reply it's so funny and very fight Club of you

[@LavosAdvocate]

the virgin: kate the chad: kaitlin

[@Amsayy]

LavosAdvocate the Stacy: josh hutcherson

[@deffdefying4803]

@@Amsayy *_there's a third option?_*

[@ellapowell3437]

Do you mean the trevor

[@hannahkellaway]

This gave me an alpha level laugh

[@calistman222]

As a celebrity I must agree with the Josh Hutcherson POV. I too own a $50 tshirt. I often wear it when my limo "of for to take me" to the cruise ship. You pleebs wouldn't understand.

[@deffdefying4803]

I don't know if you wrote "pleebs" intentionally but I treated it as a typo of "plebs" when I read it and for the life of me I don't know why the fuck I started giggling so hard Pleebs Sounds like an alien race from a kid's show

[@IVolunteerAsFangirl]

I know it's been four years, but I just have to say: I have watched this video dozens of times. From the ages of 14 to 17, i was OBSESSED with josh hutcherson. like, when he got a girlfriend I laid on my floor and listened to adele on my ipod touch and sobbed obsessed. this video is like looking at a fish eye lens at a distorted version of my teenage self and it is so painful and yet I lose my mind laughing every time. also, every time I tell people I used to be obsessed with josh hutcherson they're like "omg have you seen that jenny nicholson video about the josh hutcherson fanfic" so like. I really do think this video is the greatest lasting legacy that man has

[@adity.atiwari]

im sorry

[@amityislandchum]

Be honest: are you ThatVampireChick?

[@imadethisaccountjusttocomm8064]

Did you have a Josh Hutcherson teddy bear though? Because if you didn't, you were a fake fan. (I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.)

[@taylor4657]

I met josh hutcherson when i was 7, he came to my elementary school for some reason. Strongest memory was that he asked my teacher where the bathroom was, and she told him, and then told me “it’s embarrassing he’s going into that bathroom, it smells like urinals”

[@GoofRebelMusic]

@@taylor4657 your teacher's line killed me. I can just see the scene so clearly. 💀

[@newsystembad]

"That's probably more success than most of you have ever achieved." Savage, Jenny. True, but savage.

[@jaxrobinson3890]

The only thing that gives me solace is that in all my thousands of words, I've never considered penning the phrase, "fifty dollars gray shirt and jeans."

[@Mduenisch]

23,000 views are her coming back to see her view count every day though

[@filthypenguintv4931]

Yeah, it cut a bit deep tbh

[@jaredjones1752]

I think she's just sick of some of her viewers seeing these videos, and then going to Amazon, Wattpad, etc. to ruthlessly trash the authors. Frankly, if that's why she was so brutal, I agree with her. Every profession on Earth would be about 95% smaller if only the people who were fully talented from day one engaged in it. Let the teenagers and hobbyists have their fun in peace, I say.

[@SharkyMcSnarkface]

I still get to make fun of it though. “I’m not a pilot, but if I see a helicopter in a tree, I can say: ‘they fucked up’.”

[@MrPenguinFingers]

The protagonist meeting the author partway through the narrative is very Vonnegut. Peak existentialism. This is art.

[@sleatersan]

Trapped In A Island With Kilgore Trout

[@fenix88ist]

@@sleatersan Trapped in Slaughterhouse Five

[@anthonyhenriques7654]

@@fenix88ist Trapped On Tralfamadore

[@FrancisR420]

@@fenix88ist trapped on the Galapagos

[@dillpickle-no9hl]

As someone who was obsessed with Josh Hutcherson when I was younger, I just want to throw it out there that there is not one, but TWO movies that feature Josh Hutcherson being stuck IN an island: Journey to the Center of the Earth and Journey 2: the Mysterious Island

[@paigej6365]

Omg I literally commented this too! So glad I’m not the only one who still remembers those movies

[@queer-ios3155]

Those were my favorite movies and I had no idea he was even in hunger games until I first saw this video

[@FrancisR420]

Stuck on a Mysterious island with Josh Hutcherson

[@J3Puffin]

It all makes sense now…

[@Lucifersfursona]

Journey 3: guess what

[@NextianGeometry]

Jenny's post-credit realisation that Kate "fell down a pit" to reach Josh suggests it was not a cave, but deeper. Kate is in hell. Apart from explaining why they survived without apparent effort, this is why her idol and love betrays her, her "real" form torments her, and they both happen upon a (divinely ordained) escape and leave her to her fate.

[@Art-zp1qg]

Oh my god

[@Isaakios82]

This is some Jordan Peterson level analysis.

[@NextianGeometry]

@@Isaakios82 I shall not stand for this slight against my character. I'm going to sit down.

[@misterkingdom3571]

I missed this episode of LOST.

[@CrazyRiverOtter]

I wanna point out that the censored American version of Um Jammer Lammy changes the line "So you can play in hell" to "So you can play in an island."

[@bioscotto]

The image of Josh Hutcherson, Kate, and some woman in a dressing gown standing and staring at each other for TEN MINUTES....priceless...

[@scoutsalem9926]

It sounds like a sims glitch

[@deffdefying4803]

When you turn Sims Autonomy off

[@ZoraTheberge]

Them finding Wattpad and in-narrative promoting the author’s other Josh Hutcherson fan fiction has the same energy as Vanessa Hudgens watching “A Christmas Prince” on Netflix in “The Christmas Switch” (2018)

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

What is THAT f**kery?

[@ragerodracir]

@@FiddlebirdBlue Shameless self promotion is what that was.

[@LiaMeni]

theres a fanfic parody of this on wattpad called "Trapped In A Island with Jenny Nicholson" lol I'd highly recommend it

[@SteamClockWork]

There are some ridiculous lines that kind of make it worth it. "I shouldn't waste the air I hyperventilate" and "Author's note: ouch" are my two favorite

[@telekineticbees]

God it’s outstanding

[@greenergrass4060]

This is getting interesting...

[@pinkwings8036]

Timothy McLean you have made me so happy with this knowledge.

[@geraintthomas4343]

Can confirm, it's great, but i wouldn't want to be trapped in a island with Jenny Nicholson after reading it...

[@MyYoutubeChannelBabyyyy]

Why did she never talk about the description of this book 😭😭 “kate runs away from home on her dads small boat while josh is on a cruse ship and a storm comes and they both fall but caus kate cant swim and josh is a really good swimmer he saves her but they get stuck on a island together so a celebrity and a normal teenage girl stuck on an island what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out”

[@calicoathena]

thank you for sharing this

[@theflyingspaget]

I WANT TO WRITE AN ALTERNATE ENDING WHERE THEY CANNIBALIZE EACH OTHER NOW

[@lvjinx4384]

Not the founding father of bones and all

[@jadesfire7920]

I'm crying that took such an unexpected turn

[@Ometecuhtli]

Joshes pov Its ok Kate it's only canibalizising if it's your own meat and/or bones. Kates pov oh I honestly didnt know that I said even though i was still a bit confused about where our relationship was going. Joshes pov Yo u wont need that leg anymore so can i Have some of it? Kates pov Sure can i have your head as you haven't used it IN your whole life?

[@gdude545]

I want there to be a reality tv show where Josh Hutcherson is trapped in a island and every episode Josh Hutcherson has to act out a different movie from memory and if he does well he gets food and shelter but if he does badly he only gets berries and has to sleep on a log on the beach. I would ask him to act out Tootsie, I really hope he's never seen it because I think that would make it even better.

[@mdm23594]

Herner Werzog THATS AN INCREDIBLE IDEA HOLY SHIT

[@StarWarsomania]

If he does a truly horrendous job, he should also get pelted with tomatoes. In the eye. By a firefighter.

[@IskandarTheWack]

There is a few improv games like that, minus the punishment.

[@nikkinixon8417]

Herner Werzog you’re a genius

[@allylti]

@@StarWarsomania Even then it would be safer than the challenges from Opposite Worlds

[@LazerzZ]

“We all stared at eachother for 10 minutes”

[@kinghoju]

a clock ticking in the background

[@WG55]

😐

[@phil8821]

That would be epic with some Ennio Morricone music in the background

[@LilAnkhh]

well well well, look who it is

[@primrosett]

imagine just standing there, staring at someone without saying anything for 10 minutes straight.

[@cheezdoodle96]

Man, I would totally go see a _Trapped in a Island with Josh Hutcherson_ film starring Josh Hutcherson as Josh Hutcherson, Amanda Seyfried as Kate and Rooney Mara as Kaitlin.

[@WontonTV]

And Gilbert Gottfried as Jennifer Lawrence

[@aila6814]

danny devito as kaitlin.

[@karmabeast]

directed by David Lynch

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

The same actress as Kate and Kaitlyn.

[@rickyricardo9710]

I unironically want this lmao

[@michaelblanchette7914]

Headcannon: whoever made the whistle edit wrote this

[@justintime3656]

hopefully not, a person shouldn`t have that much power

[@jadelan9549]

When that edit was everywhere i thought about this video everytime i saw it

[@yakketyyak6414]

"josh hutcherson is alive for the time being" Jenny why does that sound like a thinly veiled threat. are you sending the porg after him. is it just gonna eliminate him while he's in the middle of solo acting the bridge to terabithia for me

[@IQzminus2]

I would request Wall-e. For two reasons 1. I think Josh Hutcherson making beeping and trash crunching sounds for over an hour and half while pantomiming would be genius 2. I'm just really curious what Wall-e would become without the visual storytelling

[@Mduenisch]

The absurdity of point 1 is so rich and enjoyable. You're a cool person

[@SchulzEricT]

Also, it wouldn't hurt to clean up the island. Leave things at least as clean as when you found them, I always say.

[@vanroyal244]

I didn't know Josh played Wall-e!

[@vanroyal244]

@jbiehlable I was joking of course he didn't play wall-e.

[@AmyMist]

This story *rules.* The twist of the actual author showing up and hating the author insert is sincerely delightful. Thank you for sharing this, it has made me so, so happy.

[@erinhaury5773]

I haven't laughed this hard in months!

[@misteryA555]

If someone told me the plot (with some quick name changes) and said it was from an old classic novel about the exploration of the self, I’d believe them

[@barbararab6390]

She needs help

[@Ski4life292]

Imagine if in Misery, another woman came in, killed the kidnapper, and continued to torture the author.

[@jaredjones1752]

Thanks for spoiling the twist for me.

[@Stera1984]

THIS VIDEO IS MORE RELEVANT THAN EVER RIGHT NOW

[@michaelblanchette7914]

Headcannon: the person who wrote this made THE edit

[@angel127_]

@@michaelblanchette7914can u blow my whistle baby whistle baby 😏

[@muldrothamadness]

I would ask Josh Hutcherson to do a reenactment of Noah's ark and build a boat because I have better shit to do

[@katyterberg3006]

I can picture Josh Hutcherson reading this and either laughing hysterically, feeling really uncomfortable, or both.

[@sour_peckanmix]

Katy TerBerg someone send this to him

[@m33sh4]

Someone should write a fanfic about it

[@entropyzero5588]

@@m33sh4 But then we'd need a fanfic on him reading _that_ fanfic, which would spawn its own fanfic and so on until all writing in the world consists of ever-deepening layers of Josh Hutcherson meta-fanfics!

[@m33sh4]

Entropy Zero someone should write a fanfic about me reading this comment about the video about the fanfic.

[@Qrtuop]

Please Josh Hutcherson if you read this give us a sign

[@user-go1fl4ox2q]

also I love how it implies that Josh WILL know any movie you’d like him to perform. Does he just watch every movie ever made over and over again because maybe, someday, he might be trapped in an island?

[@BrynnBeverly]

in *a* island

[@user-go1fl4ox2q]

Brynn McKenna Of course, how could I be so blind

[@HAVgiraffe]

the threatening energy of "Josh Hutcherson is still alive for the time being" was fantastic

[@interrobang5785]

16:14 The image of everyone staring at each other “for ten minutes” is just amazing

[@sarasmith8037]

Yes! I adore any fictional scene where characters gaze silently at each other for any amount of time longer than 5 seconds.

[@skippythealien9627]

to give everyone a frame of reference of how long 10 mins is...imagine three people just staring at each other with no words spoken from the time this video starts to when Jenny makes a joke about Josh Hutcherson running a one-man show

[@sweetly1634]

Ok guys, I just want to point this out. This is part of the blurb of the book- "...what will happen well they fall in love or get hungrey and eat each other read this book to find out"... I'm sorry- what! It basically says 'will they fall in love or revert to cannibalism'..

[@myself2noone]

I've seen worse romance.

[@excusethesanity]

To be fair, if I was trapped on, sorry, 'in', a island with a broken leg and only had Josh Hutcherson for company, and he offered to act out something for me, I'd ask for Lord of the Flies. Life just doesn't get any better from there.

[@thatMayvie]

The only two available options in this situation, really.

[@Mikeanglo]

Yeah, but...it does... ...catch the audience's attention? idfk

[@bobthemonitor9697]

Definitely 12 Angry Men. I really want to see the full range of Josh Hutcherson’s acting ability.

[@finnismediocre4594]

Bob the Monitor it's not a full range if they're all angry tho

[@skyehuff8785]

12 men with varied emotions

[@SophieJackson1993]

This comment thread made my day.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

12 angry men is always a good choice for a 1 man show. bravo.

[@charlesthebald3671]

I was thinking One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or A Clockwork Orange, but 12 Angry men also works.

[@sophovot5079]

The twist makes perfect sense to me. It's like when you're playing Zoo Tycoon, and you get bored building a perfect zoo so you start letting all the animals out and kill the guests. Kate got bored of her "nice girl in happy relationship with Josh" story (because it is boring) and decided to make it an "evil girl steals Josh from his girlfriend" story (which is way more interesting). Respect!

[@ReturnToSenderz]

This fic is amazing. See “Joshes POV” isn’t actually a typo-it’s the clue that makes everything make sense. There are, in fact, multiple Joshes in the island who share a consciousness or a hive mind of a sort, but they retain a small degree of autonomy even has they share a perspective. Thus, one Josh is actually in love with Kate, but that is not the Josh who was with her when they found the house. Instead, it was the other/another Josh who was never quite on board with Kate and who subsequently fell in love with the harpy Caitlyn (he has a type) and escaped the island with her. Kate was left behind, but the Josh who loves her is also still in the island, so the sequel will be about her coming to terms with Josh’s/Joshes’ secret. IT’S GENIUS.

[@arturotrivellini8529]

Lmfao

[@sunnydragon722]

If this isnt a story yet. Please write it. I can see you selling the movie rights and/tv series rights. Not even kidding I recon it would make a great sifi/fantasy story. Think about. So many fascinating things to explore. Like why is dose the hive mind exist? Is it native to the island and is why it orchestrated the entire trapped on an Island scenario? Is it the only hivemind on earth or are all actors like that? Is that were stunt doubles come from? Or dose acting create these hivemind? If so, how and why? So many questions.

[@qwerty8382]

@@sunnydragon722 does

[@renge5589]

the genre changed 0.0

[@nintencat]

And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!

[@greenergrass4060]

Legend has it, Suzanne Collins used the iconic line "There Make be snakes", as inspiration for the title of her Hunger Games prequel fanfic

[@HollyHummingbirdriver]

I like how this comment is worded implying that TBOSASB is not canonically apart of the hunger games universe. It is in fact, a fan fiction Collins wrote of her own work.

[@J3Puffin]

@@HollyHummingbirdriver I like how entirely plausible this is.

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

There Make be (Songbirds and) Snakes

[@reillymcwriting]

@@HollyHummingbirdriver is it just me or when that book came out did it really look like a game of thrones sequel

[@timothymclean]

@@reillymcwriting That sequel is called The Winds of Winter, and people have been making jokes about GRRM not writing it for nearly twelve years.

[@Rose_from_UK]

Nothing screams “fun birthday” like being stuck in an island with Josh Hutcherson acting out your favourite movie whilst you lie there with a broken leg and no painkillers starving to death listening to his great and original funny sense of humour. (It nearly killed me to put no punctuation in that ‘sentence’)

[@rangercynth]

in a island

[@deedlidog]

Jenny looking scandalized and saying "Oh my god! I hate Josh Hutcherson!" as if the real Josh Hutcherson had anything to do with the interaction was so goddamn funny

[@KaiInMotion]

Fan Theory: JLaw pushed him over the railing

[@sarar7010]

Kai Bishop My Theory: JLaw is the evil Kate

[@coburn8810]

You’re all wrong, JLaw was the island the whole time!

[@jerma953]

No! JLaw is Josh!

[@shootingstarbit]

JLAW MAKE BE SNAKES!

[@KaiInMotion]

Updated Theory: she was a clone of the real JLaw who was actually on a spaceship going to Homestead 2 under an assumed identity. She has no clue her clone went crazy and pushed Josh into the ocean.

[@Nirmav_Nirmav]

I would honestly love to watch this movie. Starring Josh Hutsherson as himself, Jenny Nicholson as Kate, Jenny Nicholson as Katlin. Directed by Terry Gilliam. They would have to keep the title.

[@deffdefying4803]

Jenny Nicholson's Kaitlin would literally just be her Kate but with a shittier budget version of Kate's costume and shitty dark makeup to make it absolutely undeniably clear that she is in fact the villain. Think the Vampiro costume from Jenny's Halloween costumes video - unreasonably large, more and more of it falls off with every camera jumpcut, completely undignified but not exactly doing Kaitlin a disservice

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

@@deffdefying4803 At last ! I've been scrolling down for ages. Finally someone besides me can see that Kaitlin is the villen.

[@Mduenisch]

Well, more antagonist. I haven't finished the video yet, but that's more accurate

[@Ketutar]

@@deffdefying4803 don't forget that Kate had blond long hair and Kaitlin long black hair.

[@sportsjefe]

@@Ketutar And Kaitlin wore the black lingerie.

[@isaacmartin9835]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned that the lottery house was a three week vacation and there is also a month flash forward before kate and josh meet kaitlyn, so like a boat showed up to the island to drop off kaitlyn and josh and kate didn't even realise.

[@Ketutar]

I think the author's understanding about time and distance and other such things is more like an estimation rather than an accurate measurement. :-D

[@putts6225]

Also implies the boat will come back to pick her up. So really Kate is not stranded there long.

[@gagne6928]

Lol that pfp is from Trix on twitter... you have good taste

[@albertskoften1452]

@@Ketutar That would explain why everything from a stare to a conversation to exploring the island seems to last exactly ten minutes.

[@celebalert5616]

This is a common misconception but actually with a close reading of the text, we see that Kaitlyn's house is actually on the mini island at the side of the island, so its perfectly reasonable they didn't notice the boat arriving there. Its an entirely separate island.

[@JayGC]

“If you were stuck in a island with a broken leg, what movie would you have Josh Hutcherson act as a one man show?” Might be the funniest thing I’ve heard this year. I can’t stop laughing.

[@drmantistobboggangonzodr3961]

Definitely unexpected, lol, but maybe more plausible than it seems, strangely. I mean, I’ve done some weird stuff trying to distract patients from pain when they were maxed out on their meds and I had the time to, or to keep someone awake so they didn’t go to bed with a concussion, etc.

[@iamthekingof1omillionsunsets]

Oldboy. I want him to act Oldboy.

[@PatrickWalsh-qn3fg]

I would ask for Die Hard

[@mirandabee2323]

Definitely the 2024 Mean Girls but I'd ask him to sing the Broadway version of "Stupid with Love."

[@spazzyshortgirl23]

I thought Titanic immediately…but Lion King would be hilarious

[@becuaseimbored3481]

I've never seen a rivalry between a self-insert and a literal self-insert.

[@suzylovesmambo]

It's Dostoyevsky-esque

[@Plant_Parenthood]

I think that Katelyn is angry at Kate because Kate represents her younger self, before she got all bitter and weird. This is a story about growing up and becoming a bitter and ugly husk of a human being who jealously hoards the things a younger person would receive with naive gratitude.

[@shoyuramenoff]

Omg you're my favourite person.

[@kyoyameganebereznoff]

The Galvinizer It’s actually kind of interesting; you see this silly side of her, fawning over Josh Hutcherson, but then you also see this bitter, jealous side of her. Both the silliness and jealousy are traits I remember seeing a lot of in middle school, so I guess she actually sorta did a good job showing her own personality. I imagine that she’d be one of those super clingy middle school girlfriends.

[@illogicalthyla4360]

This is some "Whatever happened to Baby Jane" shit

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

I'd ask Josh to act out the entirety of the Lego Movie

[@littlesister1398]

*Bee Movie

[@cloud5buster]

Everything is awesome!

[@timy9197]

+Little Sister he doesn't have Seinfeld's comic delivery lol

[@LLydarth]

The Minion Movie.

[@IsomerMashups]

I'd ask him to act out this fan fic.

[@grunkleg.2934]

Trapped In An Pizzeria With Josh Hutcherson Trapped In An Springlock Suit With William Afton

[@tiafelle]

The sequel: Kaitlyn realizes how awful Josh is (and by extension herself) and goes back to the island to bring Kate home. The boat malfunctions and they're stuck. Theres a redemption arc for Kaitlyn as they learn from each other. Become girlfriends and begin sustainable farming

[@toadfrommariokart64]

how did you just come up with a fix for the worst story imaginable?

[@bankheadbounced8764]

How dare you give a good premise and not write it-

[@emmascanlon5505]

gay power saved this story

[@marinashortcake5042]

Wasn't there an onion article called "Lesbian Farmers take over Texas" or smth? Would fit perfectly😂

[@yusufkadar]

The only real gay icons

[@hoursloth]

"Thats probably more success than a lot you have ever achieved." Oh boy. You just got yourself another subscriber.

[@shaurmiath6719]

22:06 "He-he's not filming a next movie! He's trapped In A Island!" The sincerity of this delivery is so beautiful and I am a subscriber specifically for this content.

[@pleasebenice3520]

Thank you for pointing this out I can’t stop laughing

[@felixgrayrussell]

One of my favourite little things about this fanfiction is at the start when she says, "I put on my purple dress." The teenage girl who wrote this probably owns said purple dress and it is probably her favourite dress, so much so that she dressed her character insert in it. I just think that's really sweet and I love these details.

[@theleft-hander1908]

If I was stranded on an island with the agony of a broken leg, I would ask Josh Hutcherson to act out The Godfather as a one-man show.

[@jessica_jam4386]

The Left-Hander I would ask him to act out the sister hood of the traveling pants

[@thiccbih3140]

that one sad penguin documentary everyone knows just so i can see him slide on his belly

[@Awesomeasumpta13]

@@thiccbih3140 I don't remember March of the Penguins being particularly sad. But I would love to see him waddling around with an egg between his feet.

[@milkworms7839]

Awesomeasumpta13 preeeeeeeetty sure they were talking about happy feet

[@chloe._.]

If you're not asking him to act out The Room then why even bother with life

[@barneythedinosaur4877]

I hope this is set in the same universe as Troll so one day we can get this big avengers style really bad fan fic that Jenny can read to us

[@novagray4143]

Brittany Rose should I? I have a Wattpad account. The last thing I posted was a Donald Trump fan fiction.

[@Dunkster74]

Nova Gray do it.

[@kappaross6124]

Thus begins the Jenny Nicholson Expanded Universe, which will be loved by the fans until Disney buys Jenny's channel and de-canonizes the whole thing.

[@novagray4143]

Bashus Scratch give me a couple of days I'll be back

[@THX..1138]

Apparently it's set in a universe where Josh Hutcherson isn't a homosexual.

[@ParasiticSun]

I like how it takes the whole 'all women are competition' to the point where the author is competing for the male lead. Can't even trust yourself. I'd make Josh act out the entirety of Manos the hands of fate word for word. He'd have to act all the roles. Even the little girl.

[@alysonblackwood3099]

The Master approves of this comment.

[@ParasiticSun]

johnmburt1960 amazing...a story about loving yourself over some lame boy...honestly that's how it should have gone

[@mali_does_a_thing5583]

Trust no one, not even Squidward’s House...