Should we let Jurassic World 2 get melted by this volcano?

[@doctorprofessor182]

They were so far behind because they were waiting on the model.

[@asare240]

This REALLY made me thingk...

[@garypierce7380]

I’m wondering if there’s a good movie that kids could see? All the reviews are about bad movies.

[@CODBlackOps6WALKTHROUGH]

honestly id watch this with kids, its very fun. kids were there are they were always talking and they seemed to enjoy it. just because utubers make fun of a movie, doesnt mean it isnt fun. its a popcorn movie with a lot of exciting moments, same as the movie before it. the only really good jp was the first, but most of the rest were fun.

[@garypierce7380]

Kreative Chaos Guides I was watching Mall Cop and thinking that skateboard gangs don’t often steal the numbers from credit card machines.... then I realized that the show may have been written for seven year olds.By the end of the show It seemed obvious......,but I watched Zookeeper and Here Comes the Boom just to be sure.

[@brennamoncur7773]

Can you please vet every script before a film is released forever from now on? Please and thank you.

[@9times3]

I wanted the little girl clone to be part raptor. When she was deciding to let the dinosaurs free, I was waiting for her to start chirping and trilling, and the raptors to respond. And that's what the bad guys meant when they said, "she's not what you think"

[@9times3]

The old man asked his lab folks to splice in raptor DNA when they were assembling his clone daughter, so she could be fierce

[@eb_timetraveller8983]

I think I read that concept in a wattpad fanfic

[@lcolsen22]

The only version of "strong female protagonist" that I'm interested in at this point, to be honest.

[@oddcrafter1270]

Ooh, I like it!

[@91722854]

same

[@grahamrichardson9620]

Jenny, rich Asian businessmen will pay THOUSANDS for those dinosaurs. THOUSANDS.

[@izzi8930]

Graham Richardson and there was one Asian businessman in that scene 😂

[@chiabee14]

That’s what I kept saying the entire movie! Maybe it’s just me, but I would ask a whole lot more if I was selling extinct creatures

[@CODBlackOps6WALKTHROUGH]

loooool everyone lost money in the recession to be at that point. should be maybe billions.

[@frogwhisperer2067]

Those turkey legs? Gallimimus

[@AndreAvezRaposa]

@@frogwhisperer2067 yes!

[@craigcurtis8755]

Instead of smothering the infirm billionaire with his own phone-pillow, the villainous business guy should have trained a pillow to automatically smother anyone who he pointed a machete at.

[@alexlee4154]

Thats actually a way better idea -wont stab you in the back -actually has advantages over what you are pointing (remote, silences victim) -disposable Ill yake your entire stock

[@HeyitsTom999]

You're a genius.

[@stevenunyabidness]

You know they’d just go down a rabbit hole trying to find its mommy for another 45 minutes, though.

[@stoicsophist2274]

I wish to buy your trained attack pillow for 28 million dollars.

[@Lucifersfursona]

I haven’t had a chuckle like this in years

[@oldschooloverlord]

Just to help underline Jenny's point on $28million not being that much for a unique live dinosaur, a real T-Rex skeleton sold at auction for $32million and that thing is very much dead.

[@AmbrosiusIII]

frankly incredible show of how little research the writers did

[@thedeepfriar745]

Wasn’t that the one that Nicholas Cage bought

[@shreyagowda9207]

in all fairness, in universe where you have access to live dinosaurs, and have for several years, i imagine the value of dinosaur skeletons has probably been driven down. Still 28M feels hella cheap

[@fredrik8500]

You can’t mount a living dinosaur on the wall

[@shreyagowda9207]

@@fredrik8500 mmm and keeping one is a cage for display instead is both risky and expensive. White elephant. Good point

[@Apollomasque]

The Indoraptor still needs training, good thing we left the only certified raptor trainer on the planet to die on a volcanic island.

[@samkeiser9776]

Yeah, but we haven’t met our evil quota for the month.

[@charlesherbig4502]

@@samkeiser9776 Now I guess the Bad Guys are seriously regretting voting the Evil Union out.

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Well. Darn. This calls for more cucumber sandwiches. *Rebecca!*

[@saracohle]

Everyone trying to buy or sell dinos: *looking at a crudely Photoshopped picture of man riding a dinosaur into battle with a laser gun* “War never changes.”

[@kronikkronolov9793]

I love that line as it connects to the Fallout universe cause since the first one, war really never changes. Like, fuck, they have power armor but not mechs?

[@little_hunt3r]

@@kronikkronolov9793 who tf asked?

[@nkbujvytcygvujno6006]

@@little_hunt3r Who asked you? Troll.

[@sophisolei]

@@kronikkronolov9793 )ddrrrrrrerrrrrrr=rrrrrrr

[@prisonerofcapitalism]

I'm sorry, but the economic reality that "The value of all of your dinosaurs just plummeted," might be my favorite moment in this entire review.

[@kaylandra]

I KNOW

[@annamallett879]

The overpowered Crash Bandicoot t-shirt was my favourite part of Jenny's Ready Player One video as well. I want her to start a second channel where she ignores all other story elements and each review is just a half hour dissection of why the bad guys' plan isn't economically viable.

[@SorowFame]

Anna Mallett maybe a numbered list of all the reasons it wouldn't work.

[@thinkublu]

This'd be an NFT joke now lol

[@dereknoto6555]

@@thinkublu Exactly where my mind went. "NOOO, MY APES!!"

[@carcillian]

Jurassic Park reboot 3 needs to be just a ragtag team of clever dinosaurs that rob a casino in Las Vegas screaming ALAN the entire time.

[@cyberruck]

This made my laugh more then it should have.

[@robertdullnig3625]

I assumed it would be all the dinosaurs are in town for a convention.

[@saintradigost6584]

I think you meant clever girls

[@Roserae16]

Universal pictures presents, this summer... "Pangea's 11"

[@Chillerll]

Maybe you know already, but they wanted to make dinosaur-human hybrid soldiers for Jurassic Park 4. They decided against it but a few artworks were made and I think the script exists. Look it up, it's wild.

[@l.c.3118]

This is an important video in the Nicholson canon, because according to my research, it's the only one that doesn't begin with "so."

[@clarkmichaels822]

Excuse you, there is also the 'Is Forces of Destiny good' video which begins with "no".

[@spritingk6879]

The Halloween video starts with Oooooooo

[@bookshelfhoney]

also the last jedi video where she pops out from behind the porg

[@colinmcd94]

Snokesnokesnoke starts with snoke

[@DinaraTengri]

The working title for this movie was "Trapped in a island with Jeff Goldblum".

[@aswertyuiol]

I wish I was trapped on an island with Jeff goldblum.

[@rheadeleticmimica7451]

I love you

[@thomasjenkins7506]

@qseftdeather12 it pretty much was the lost world.

[@Kyman102]

There make be raptors.

[@haggisa]

Kyman102 Buehehehe.

[@BradHominem]

I enjoy a nice hot cup of lava with breakfast. Just blow on it a little. It's fine.

[@mathieuleader8601]

your the Nome King right?

[@itmademesignup9508]

Also, everyone knows Indoraptors don't like cucumber sandwiches, they prefer quinoa salads.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Profile name checks out.

[@daniellespencer5026]

Totally. Afterward it cools down a little it's only 800° instead of 900° 😂

[@moses9647]

On any other video I'd say it's spelled *java..

[@ArtsyStarleta]

"It's not like they're gonna make a model of something that doesn't exist. I mean I guess that would fool me" *Enter Evermore Park*

[@mdr48371]

In the next movie we find out the little girl's DNA is also part velociraptor.

[@JennyNicholson]

I really did think that was going to be the twist and that she was going to have some kind of psychic bond with the raptors and be riding them around

[@aradiiiah]

They zoomed in on her eyes at a point and I seriously thought she would have like a dinosaur eye

[@user36able]

It’s a shame that her name was Maisy and not like Alexis or Becky. She could have turned into the Indominus Lex or Indominus Becks

[@Lux_Lost]

Jurassic world: Resurrection

[@Roadent1241]

I thought she was going to be the Mommy. But then I didn't hear most of the dialogue, as is normal for me going to cinema. Too much mumbling and music and overpowering noise with no subtitles.

[@clockworktri]

I just had to search for the fate of a random Minnesota raccoon because you brought it up and then *didn't tell us if it lived!* For anyone else that stumbled across this channel 4 years later and hadn't heard of the story - the raccoon did make it to the top of the skyscraper where it was trapped with cat food and taken to safety.

[@sweypheonix]

My mind wandered to a trap made out of cat food because of your comment. Just wanted to thank you for that bit of whimsy injected into my day.

[@r-pupz7032]

You just saved me from some frantic googling for a 5 year old story about a racoon in Minnesota 😅 I salute you, and I salute that brave, foolish, nimble racoon. I hope it enjoyed the cat food and I hope you are doing well! 🫡

[@MegCazalet]

Raccoons love cat food so much.

[@rachellarei8049]

SHE HAD HER PHONE ON A PILLOW I’m dying. The dedication to detail.

[@gerbillama03]

Jenny is my queen

[@nataliaquiroga4015]

Everytime I watched this video I notice something and it makes me love this channel even more

[@rissa_bubbles]

I cannot find the phone on a pillow. Is it there the whole time and I just need to look harder, or is there a time stamp for when it shows up?

[@elisediesslin6166]

Charissa Jackson 17:25 is when it appears

[@charlesherbig4502]

Jenny is not just some knucklehead. Only the highest production values will do.

[@hipnhappenin]

I like how she dresses per theme of the video, like Ms. Frizzle, and I genuinely want to know where she gets her clothes.

[@fionn9852]

hipnhappenin I like that she doesn’t mention either. Her 50 shades video was one of my favorite costumes

[@turtleboy1188]

Haha

[@alanguillermo3145]

What would Jenny's magic vehicle be?

[@mchjsosde]

That's such a perfect comparison. Jenny's videos are a hilarious educational experience

[@DonEBrooke32]

Fiona C uuuhmm... what did she wear in... 😕😕😕 well, you know... 😅😅😅

[@Jesse0Lucas]

The model-making guy had delays so convincing Claire had to be scheduled back which messed up all the planning

[@oneconfusedwolf]

"That prototype is worth 28 million dollars" dude that isn't the budget of The Lord of The Rings movies

[@oozekip]

It's less than 1/10th the budget of this movie.

[@davidjames579]

Maybe it's a Loss Leader Item?

[@lanietalk]

@@oozekip I was gonna say. That seems low. First movies budget was 93 mil

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

That’s not even the budget of cocaine bear

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

@@ad-sd-vids5332can we please measure money (or at least movie budgets) in cocaine-bears from now on? Jurassic World 2 had a budget of 2.43 CB (cocaine-bears.)

[@JayEatonArt]

I haven't seen this movie but your description of the dinosaur sticking its head through a flow of lava is baffling on even more accounts than just, the fact the lava would have carbonized its face. Lava is basically the same weight as rock, (because... it is rock) so in addition to the heat, a flow of lava moving at the same speed as a waterfall would have hit it with the force of a rockslide and shattered its skull. "Little kid rules lava" is a pretty apt description here.

[@enmanuelsan]

Hmmm I have my doubts, doesnt water have the same weight as a block of ice made of the same cuantity? Regardless being hit by an ice block will hurt more than the sabe cuantity of water faling over you

[@Nomadtheus]

@@enmanuelsan lava would also boil your brain instantly, set you on fire, and turn all the moisture in your skin into steam upon contact. Also lave as a higher density than organic matter meaning you wouldn't sink into lava but skip ontop of it like a water droplet on a hot skillet

[@TheRambunctious]

@@enmanuelsan my friend, have you heard of a tsunami?

[@kamillayessenova4482]

@@enmanuelsan basaltic magma's density can go up to 2.8 g/cm dude

[@allnaturalfigjam310]

@@enmanuelsan you're right it will weigh the same, so turning on a faucet will weigh about the same as a stream of crushed ice coming out of the fridge, and stepping underneath a waterfall will weigh about as much as if the waterfall were made of crushed/cubed ice - keep in mind too that water parts around your head whereas ice doesn't so much, so less of the water will weigh on you. But large waterfalls are actually very heavy if you stand under them - think about how loud Niagara Falls is from the water hitting the rocks below. If a human stood under that they would be flattened against the ground, and probably have all their bones broken. Now imagine it's not water, but tiny rocks - an entire pebble beach coming down Niagara Falls. And it's hotter than fire.

[@NonsenseWithGlasses]

I had to come back to this video because I just realized that the whole "do clones deserve to be treated like normal living things" subplot is literally the entire theme of the first Pokemon movie released in 1998... We already had a family-friendly analysis on the importance of preserving life no matter the source of that life, and we really didn't need this giant hot mess of a franchise movie. Mewtwo was even created on Cinnabar Island, which has a lab that reanimates pokemon fossils AND happens to be an active volcano!

[@sunshineslowking5025]

the pokémon movie did it much better as well because it wasn't just "are clones living things that don't deserve to die for whatever reason" it was more along the lines of "should clones/pokémon/humans be defined by the circumstances of their birth", something people can ACTUALLY relate to if they come from unfortunate circumstances irl

[@mitchellhorton9382]

It's also the plot of Bladerunner and about 25 movies that came out after Bladerunner Including things like Bicentennial Man, AI, etc It's all basically just Pinoccio though

[@ellicel]

Trevorrow, after binging all those movies one weekend while writing his own masterpiece: “Ah.... But mine will have DINOSAURS! No one will see the similarities!”

[@RisingSunfish]

The similarities go deeper: in the unabridged version of the first movie, the scientist who takes on the Mewtwo project only does it so he can have access to the resources to clone his dead daughter. Mewtwo befriends the clone telepathically and she sets up the theme of the movie before she dies. Mewtwo's realization at the end is basically just him finally remembering her message to him, but it's unclear in the theatrical release because all the stuff about the little clone girl was cut. And then of course in the original games you investigate the ruined Pokémon MANSION to find out how Mewtwo was created. I think it's so funny that Pokémon was paying homage to Jurassic Park while clearly doing its own thing, and now we're at the point where JP is ripping off the franchise that drew inspiration from it... but like, worse.

[@edisonlima4647]

There is also a very bad movie with a very interesting plot, where a cop was investigating a serial killer who tortured and murdered a bunch of women who happen to be identical. He saves one of the victims and, by the end of the movie, finds out that the girls are gender bent clones and that the guy whose dna generated them IS the serial killer. He sells his clones to be hunted for sport. And he confesses that gleefully, because, Dna tests would say all his victims were "him", and since he killed them, they counted as suicide. And suicide was not a crime. And he goes free. (But the last of his female clones stalks and kills him in revenge, using the same "suicide" defense). It was not a very smart movie (a female version of the killer would not have the SAME Dna, for instance), but it was an interesting creative exercise.

[@lethe.archive]

the fact that ‘should clones have equal rights’ is a common dystopian trope always bothered me cause it’s just a copy and paste of the ‘should robots have equal rights’ but with none of the underlying logic for why people think sentient robots aren’t the same as humans. so it basically boils down to ‘should humans have rights’

[@thebrutusmars]

And the answer is no! Praise be to the supreme leader!

[@ollympian_art]

well, in all fairness, humans have debated whether humans should have rights plenty of times in the real world

[@TheSolitaryEye]

If more people made the assumption that you have, that humans deserving rights is self-evident, we'd all live in a happier little world. Unfortunately, slavery's still happening in the world today, which is a pretty firm rejection of that idea. Having the technology to grow your own slaves, it seems all too certain that the people with that technology would want to insist on the clones' lack of personhood. It is pretty stupid, but we really are questioning if we all deserve human rights. It ain't right, but it's where we are.

[@Fanimati0n]

Good bless you & your optimistic opinion of humanity

[@thebrutusmars]

@@Fanimati0n lmao nice edit

[@richardbourton4523]

I loved the scrappy vet character. But she was specifically described as a DINOSAUR vet. And then, when she got to the island, she clearly stated that she had never seen a dinosaur before. How does this make sense?! Surely, the ONLY place where such a job would be called for, indeed the only reason such a job would exist, must surely be as an in-house vet AT JURASSIC WORLD. A palaeontological veterinarian should only be a thing on the island with all the dinosaurs. That's not a theoretical academic career and even if it was in that universe, surely it's only function and the only place where such training could be undertaken, would be at the park with the dinosaurs. Such a weird character detail.

[@Abdega]

Maybe she’s a bird vet?

[@razzmatabzzz6477]

Thats a good point, i just heard her throw away line about having a career in a dead field ( due to Jurassic World being shut down) and took it as enough of an explanation as to why she hadn’t see a dinosaur before.

[@acuritis]

Abdega bird law is very complicated

[@RealityCheckNews]

Possibly the park sponsored a Dino Vet program at some nearby university, but by the time the first students were ready to graduate, the park had already tanked?

[@nateschultz8973]

@@fuzzydunlop7928 Definitely too much credit: Vets need practice.

[@calvinbarboza]

Why was Jurassic World built on an island with an active Volcano? Did they think it would add to the atmosphere? What were they going to do if the park didn’t close and the volcano exploded while it was still filled with people?

[@charmander466]

Calvin Barboza I didn't even think of that. I was confused how Claire wasn't in jail for not evacuating the park, and why they had to have Owen to catch blue, when I'm sure they could have used an intricate trap with food.

[@mr.fandom7911]

i believe they said they believed it was a dormant volcano and then became active.

[@laststation7508]

They needed it so Owen Thunder guns could run from esplosions in the sequel

[@ClassicRockLivesOn]

They actually mention in the movie that the volcano was not active, but over the years had started to show activity again.

[@Cubelarooso]

Why did all those people in Hawaii live on an island with an active volcano?

[@Ephesians-6-12.]

"Little kid lava rules" There has never been a better analogy of this film.

[@danvoncarr]

Let's say they made around 200 million dollars during the auction. Is that enough to finance their entire operation? That's like the film's budget! Was no one there like "Dr. Evil, 200 million is not a lot of money."

[@CaptHayfever]

I'm pretty sure Tony Stark's Jericho missiles sold for more than some of these dinosaurs did, & that was (a) 10 years ago & (b) mass-produced.

[@fledermausmann27]

Hidden symbolism...?

[@ThimbleFox350]

the writers they hired are starving for a big mac dey dunno moneys okay

[@eoghan1023]

I guess none of the villains in this film were football (soccer) fans because 28 million dollars will only buy you a half-decent player nowadays. You just sold your prototype of the most deadly killing machine ever made for less than the cost of signing Raul Jimenez.

[@riley.b22]

The writing was kinda stupid on this part of the movie. I feel like genetically engineered dinosaurs would sell for billions or trillions of dollars, not 10 million.

[@gavinrodgers3003]

Jenny’s faith in her mugs/cups center of gravity is truly inspiring

[@chickenpermission6969]

i swear she has a tempurpedic or something

[@juliamaria3807]

You would think that a big budget Hollywood blockbuster would have a better grasp of large sums of money.

[@Rodanguirus]

Honestly one of the most baffling parts of the movie.

[@luiysia]

yeah 28 million is like, the budget of a rom com

[@shoople]

@@luiysia not even the budget required to buy a T REX SKELETON which is DEAD and not a sophisticated bioengineered extinct weapon of war

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

"This dinosaur is worth 1\10th of a Lord of the Rings movie"

[@Leatherbubba]

At the end of part 3 I want Doctor Wu to turn himself into a human/dinosaur hybrid, and Owen and Blue have to fight him. Go full Resident Evil with this.

[@Davidsworldtravels]

fg her recap reminded me of code Veronica and it's wacky evil scientists

[@1faraday]

Honestly a full on human-dinosaur hybrid is pretty plausible for the third movie

[@jackjones4248]

And they have to recruit Goldblum to mind-meld with a pterodactyl

[@getschwifty5537]

That was the original plan for this one so yeah, might as well

[@slholland18]

YES

[@buffypython]

The most idiotic part of the movie was when the little girl presses the button to let the dinosaurs go out into America to roam free because "they're like me." Um, little girl, I'm pretty sure you don't tear the flesh of anything that moves & destroy ecosystems. She just condemned at the bare minimum a couple hundred people to death, but everyone seems very chill about it.

[@pepesilvia5936]

I don't find that idiotic at all. That's totally the kind of thing I would have done as a child.

[@hoodedman6579]

@@pepesilvia5936 The little girl was an idiot, much like you and pretty much everyone else as a child.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

yeah, the idiotic part isn't the little girl letting dinosaurs go. it's adults letting a child release flesh eating dinosaurs into civilization.

[@robertdullnig3625]

Well, humans do destroy ecosystems.

[@BrianStorm742]

Also, couldn't they have opened the main gate without opening the dino cages, thus letting the gas escape without setting the dinosaurs free?

[@MyssBlewm]

I would only watch Jurassic World 3 if they realistically portray how insurance companies would deal with dinosaur disasters.

[@MyssBlewm]

You honestly don't think someone would demand their insurance cover for a TRex stomping on the side of their garage and causing like $1500 of damage? Also, I had no idea only gay people cared about insurance. I'll have to start questioning my sexuality now, I guess.

[@itgaam]

DEADSCHOOLED why are you so angry?

[@MyssBlewm]

DEADSCHOOLED How serious is this conversation because I think you're missing out on something?

[@stardoogalaxie9314]

DEADSCHOOLED woi we're calling people that now, it just... Soared over ur head didnt it.

[@WebSpyder777]

MyssBlewm you mean like having to pay out hundreds of millions of dollars in damages and then shutting down the park permanently? Oh yeah, they did that already.

[@tombowling2805]

I don't know if being chased by dinosaurs gets old but watching folks run from them is getting a bit tedious. Can't the raptors like rob a casino or something? And Jurassic World 3 would just be the Flintstones. Yabba dabba do!

[@lizziebooth5397]

Tom Bowling it's too early for me to enjoy casinos in movies.

[@itmademesignup9508]

Kyle Richmond I'd like to see a velociraptor wearing a chef's hat and chopping up carrots with it's foot talon.

[@GritsnBeans]

No, it's not getting old. Jurassic Park has achieved maximum Transformer/Fast n Furious stupidillyness.

[@El_oh7199]

I want a raptor with AK47's strapped to it's side, mowing down terrorists. I want Die Hard with a Raptor

[@Makocat]

It gets old if you keep it pg

[@iceguy9723]

I'm still trying to figure out how a barely controlled beast is a good weapon.

[@barbaros99]

Weyland-Yutani says 'Hi'.

[@cocoabutt1711]

I'm very glad you asked this question (even if I'm about two years late to the party). Jenny's description of the effectiveness of killing someone with a dinosaur (compared to just shooting them) sounds similar to arguments against projects pushed for by various, bloated, American defense contractors. Get the right lobbyists to purchase enough members of Congress and you could get funding for an army of airborne chimpanzees.

[@eknova]

Haven't you heard about those tigers militaries use in battle?? So practical!

[@alde7377]

welcome to the outrage that is "Suicide Squad"

[@kendrajade6688]

Okay. So you know how we use bears to kill people in real wars right now? Wait, just me? Just me.

[@tster266]

Trapped in an island with Chris Pratt

[@maidden]

*Trapped in a island with Chris Pratt

[@octodude3358]

Trapped on a lava filled island with Chris Pratt.

[@baddiewise7650]

maidden you tried to correct them but you were the one that wrote it wrong. “YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY”

[@lucieradova8378]

@@baddiewise7650 no, they were correct. The name of the fanfiction is trapped in A island with josh hutcherson. Thats the joke

[@maxonite]

I wouldn't mind that

[@McKayonaise]

Anyone else bugged by Claire and Owen's complete character reversals? In Jurassic World Claire was a dull business type who only saw the dinosaurs as "assets" to make money. Then she goes through hell nearly getting eaten by the Indominus Rex and now she's campaigning for a Dino Rights group? Dumb as hell. As for Owen; he raises and loves his raptors, rides motorcycles with them and they save his life, and then we're expected to believe he's initially content letting Blue die whilst he builds his stupid house? Equally dumb as hell.

[@lotusthemermaid]

Yes. And I don't know if I'm the only one who noticed this, but both Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard seemed so confused to me the whole time, and I don't think that it was because their CHARACTERS were confused...

[@CruelestChris]

@@destroyerblackdragon Ian was totally against them doing that.

[@CruelestChris]

@@destroyerblackdragon Ingen's track record for transporting T-Rexes is currently zero for 2. I'm fucking amazed anyone let them dock with it on board after what happened last time.

[@kaitlynm9463]

McKayonaise it’s a metaphor for how Chris Pratt has become a bootlicking centrist

[@CruelestChris]

@@destroyerblackdragon Well yeah, and governments tend to frown on companies losing enormous predatory animals in populated areas.

[@chuckschwa]

What i don't get its why the carnivores are always hungry, even when there's volcanic activity going on? Baryonyx, Carnotaurus and T-rex are all like killing and eating everything they come across while the island is exploding. You don't see the herbivores stopping to eat leaves and succulents; they're too busy running off cliffs into the ocean!

[@BardFromEntry]

Clearly that scene was based off of popular flash game Dino Run, wherein you play a raptor running from an encroaching cataclysm while eating prey as you go for points

[@kwarra-an]

​@@BardFromEntryyou brought back some wonderful memories for me. Bless.

[@matman000000]

Jurassic World 3: Dinos on a Plane Jurassic World 4: Dinonado Jurassic World 5: Revenge of the T-Rex Escape from Jurassic World (feat. Snake Plissken) Jurassic and Furious Night of the Jurassic Dead Jurassic World 9: Raptors take Manhattan

[@totheendh3330]

Mattchester Jurassic World 10: Tokyo Drift

[@ghostking946]

Jurrasic World 11: Pacific Rex

[@kloggmonkey]

jurassic world vs. batman

[@ratimir3075]

Dinos Do Dallas

[@duncan279]

Jurassic World vs. Freddy

[@cptnwcky]

lol military dinosaurs would be such a calling card. "Who's military did this to our people? There's dino shit everywhere!" 'IDK, that one country with the dinosaurs?'

[@timothymclean]

Maybe that's why they're selling the dinosaurs so cheaply. If the US, France, _and_ Mongolia all have attack dinos, who can say who's responsible for the dino attack in Egypt? Well, until they start training forensic paleontologists of course...

[@ViktorTheMusician]

@@timothymclean Egypt has its own secret weapon; Cloned Mummies.

[@MrPiccoloku]

Or someone could kidnap and brainwash the dinos and use them for a false flag attack

[@liv97497]

This just reminds me of that one Parks & Rec episode where Andy trades whatever for all the other countries' lions. "they protect you AND you don't have to pay them"

[@chakatBombshell]

Not even the fact dinosaurs would be very bad weapons, being dumb, big targets and not really cost effective at all.

[@haveasliceofpi]

There aren't enough youtube channels that discuss bioethics and film criticism. It's a travesty Jenny Nicholson is not an in-demand script doctor pursued by a dozen studios.

[@_Tizoc_]

I love that none of the dinosaurs are even dinosaurs anymore - just made up wingless dragons of completely new creative origin

[@Abdega]

I love that Dr Wu basically explained that all away in the first Jurassic World “Yeah, we know dinosaurs didn’t actually look like this, but this is what people want and we give it to them”

[@_Tizoc_]

Abdega then why call them dinosaurs lol? They aren’t dinosaurs lol

[@Abdega]

Griffin Advertising maybe? I mean if someone calls them out on it, they can be like “Our dinosaurs are more realistic than yours!” “But we don’t ha-“ “Exactly!”

[@jjj7790]

One of the things that disappointed me about the Jurrassic Park films is how they always present the dinosaurs in-universe as though they deserve the same consideration as actual animals and are not the completely man-made horrible Frankenstein monsters that they are. There are hardly any good guy characters that have a strong ethical position on why dinosaurs should stop existing and are like "Holy shit, we should really get rid of these big strong hyper-aggressive abominations and actively oppose people making more of them." Instead they're all end up like: "Go! be FREE!" * Releases a laboratory-bred monster into a highly populated area. This is OK because most of the people being eaten were jerks. *.

[@samiraansari5686]

jjj7790 Okay, but from an ethical standpoint you could argue that being a terrible man-made Monster isn’t really the dinosaur‘s fault, and it seems cruel to make a hideous creature, and then kill it off, because it‘s behaving the was you made it to behave. And I mean, man-made or not, they‘re still living creatures that feel pain, so in that aspect there‘s no difference between them and other animals- therefore someone who really cares about the wellbeing of animals, not out of environmental reasons, but out of compassion, might care just as much about the wellbeing of dinosaurs.

[@maartje6223]

I love the part when the little girl is running away from the indoraptor, goes to her bedroom, climb into the bed and covers herself with the sheets. To me, it was a great representation of how i deal with my problems.

[@piercetan9112]

Everyone's talking about whether the dinos deserve to live but no one is talking about the fact that the girl released all of them into a habitat that is completely inhospitable to them (ie that northern looking pine forest at the end of the movie)

[@kendrajade6688]

...Well yeah, it was that or the chamber being pumped full of poison, the eight year old girl didn't have access to a fleet of helicopters.

[@piercetan9112]

@@kendrajade6688 but wouldn't the poison be better?, at least then they wouldn't freeze to death.

[@kendrajade6688]

Are you asking an 8 year old girl from a wealthy family to understand putting a dog down to keep it from dying in pain?

[@piercetan9112]

@@kendrajade6688 No I'm just saying Objectively it is the better option.

[@vnikyt]

@@kendrajade6688 as Pitch Meeting points out, there was a button that would effectively vent the poison without releasing the dinosaurs. Clone girl could’ve pushed that one while still being unsupervised

[@alanguillermo3145]

Lockwood's mansion is basically the Resident Evil Mansion with dinosaurs instead of zombies. Complete with hidden doors and an evil laboratory underneath.

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

It's Dino Crisis XD

[@timothymclean]

In Japan, they call it Dinohazard.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Imagine if in sequel Dr. Wu creates evil clones of Chris Pratt's character and Howards and frames the real ones for evil acts and they get put on death row

[@Abdega]

I want to argue with this, but it might actually work and would be interesting to see

[@brentparker7359]

Good Chris Pratt and Evil Chris Pratt are fighting, as Blue looks from one to the other, trying to figure out which one to help and which one to kill.

[@perro692]

Or, human dinosaur clone hybrid with RAPTOR GENEEEES of course

[@TooCooFoYou]

BRENT PARKER I can just imagine Blue shifting a gun between good Pratt and bad Pratt as they try their best to convince her who’s the real Pratt.

[@myettechase]

and in the end it’s revealed that real Chris Pratt is also the bad Chris Pratt! and also in the movie too i guess

[@linaware8635]

As an in vitro-born child I appreciate Jenny standing up for me and all my fellow test tube children. God didn’t want me in this world, but we used science to force my form into existence

[@nedinnis6752]

Religious people thinking that advanced science = defying God is such a strange take. It why I appreciate those who see us as tools for God, that maybe being pro-science isn't inherently anti-religion and vice versa.

[@toastedt140]

@nedinnis6752 That would require proper education that neither public schools nor modern religious institutions provide

[@tellmeaboutyourgame314]

Criminy. Their names are Claire and Owen. I couldn't remember for the life of me.

[@M4TCH3SM4L0N3]

Just to clarify: as a religious (Catholic) person, we don't believe that God didn't want you to exist. The actual belief is more complicated than can fit here (or that I can do justice) but the main thing to keep in mind is that a thing can be unethical/sinful and still lead to good things with God's intervention. It's not that your parents are evil for wanting to have you, or that the doctors are evil for wanting to help them, or that you are evil for being the product of their efforts. This is a concept that I have only ever seen explored satisfactorily in the fictional works of J.R.R. Tolkien and of Boethius, but it doesn't make it less true. I'm glad you exist, and I am sorry to hear that there are/may be people who are not glad.

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@nedinnis6752Nah, if you’re Christian for example and you’re infertile then going to such lengths to have a biological child is, plain and simple, not taking the damn hint!

[@techaushguy786]

I would also like to point out that if the dinosaurs at the end were suffocating because the ventilation broke, they should have just opened that big outside gate first, instead of opening the individual gates and then the outside gate. Then it would have aired out and no dinosaurs would be loose

[@Niobesnuppa]

But then they couldn't have that stupid ending where the dinosaurs run around wreaking havoc like Godzilla.

[@chococat2119]

That's the thing that bugged me with the ending line yeah both the girl and them are clones but the girl can be easily stopped by humans if she were do something bad however everyone is done for bc not all have a background in fighting off large dangerous dinosaurs.

[@Codraroll]

@@Niobesnuppa: Wreaking havoc like Godzilla? The whole first act of the movie is literally about a company of ragtag mercenaries rounding them up in their native habitat and capturing them in a few days. Now they're set free in a habitat several degrees colder than the tropics they've lived in all their lives (bad news for creatures without fur), in a country with more firearms than people. I'd give the last of the dinosaurs maybe a month before it's captured, shot, starved or frozen to death. And even if they all miraculously survived, there were hardly half a dozen dinosaurs of any one species in there (two or fewer individuals for many of them). In-breeding would make them go re-extinct within a few generations.

[@berkleypearl2363]

So I know it’s not important to the plot but it kind of bothers me about the inaccurate dinosaurs. Like the original one made the Dinos accurate to the best of their knowledge. Why couldn’t they just have been like “in the years since the original park opened we have gathered loads more data and we are now able to recreate better dinosaurs” and then we could have more accurate looking dinosaurs and we could get little kids interested in science

[@mastermarkus5307]

YES! I'm super into realistic dinosaurs, but there's like, fuck-all in terms of merchandise or popular culture depictions of them! Everything's still stuck on the ol' "no feathered dinosaurs" bandwagon.

[@timothymclean]

It takes a generation or so for ideas to go from "popular" to "popular with the people who decide what to make," both because of pre-set assumptions and because it takes a while for enough examples to be made that people have the data to say "Alright, yes, people will buy this".

[@jacobd1984]

Because at the end of the day it’s a theme park. Its purpose is to make money while entertaining people. It’s more profitable to play to people’s ignorance of more recent scientific discovery than to fix the inaccuracies.

[@vazak11]

I assume because a lot of fans of the original film would chuck a shit fit.

[@xdevantx5870]

The whole reason for the first movie was, "These are half frog; can experts tell that they're not dinosaur clones but actually gene edited monsters?" It was subtle but that's why the characters were invited to Jurassic Park in the first place.

[@genevaperez7952]

"oh, its for very small children, and it would be great for them, as kids love dinosaurs, and they dont know to complain when things are stupid" is such a good summation of kids never really being told that bland, low-quality commercial products designed for kids are a valid thing to notice and complain about, and that it isnt that a child instinctually dissatisfied with the low quality is "unusual," "alone," "picky," or "whiny." it sets them up to assume that dissatisfaction with a product is secretly their fault, and that "this is as good as it gets." breaking that cycle is of underrated importance.

[@eloylie]

As a kid, I had a critical view on a lot of nonsense products for kids. Kids are not too dumb to notice like many film producers think.

[@genevaperez7952]

@@eloylie absolutely, but i think theres a certain level of cultural gaslighting that goes on that prevents kids from pointing out flaws in toys as often as they otherwise would, because the implication is that "if my kid doesnt like it, its the KIDS fault, because that was expensive. how ungrateful."

[@missmelodies52]

But I mean I've also seen a million creators savagely roast content that's clearly designed for babies...

[@ThePanggabi]

@@missmelodies52 That doesn't have much to do with the conversation. Plus, if the world gets to the point where even a child can enjoy quality content without having to break any rules, that'd be good for me.

[@janeeyre1990]

I still have a copy of a letter I wrote to Walmart when I was nine about the "Pooh's Friendly Playset" I got there that immediately broke in two places. I concluded by asking them to make it better quality or lower the price. My mom encouraged me to write my complaint letters 😅

[@purple455]

i am amazed at how each new jurassic partk/world movie is stupider than the one before. They've ignored paleontology, now they're ignoring physics, in the next movie they'll find a new chemical element that turns everything it touches into a dinosaur and make dinofying lasers.

[@MuttFitness]

Purple Demon that sounds like a good anime

[@VSMOKE1]

stupider is not a word i think maybe dumber

[@LieseFury]

As opposed to Jurassic Park 1, which was known for its accuracy and realism. Look up how big a velociraptor is. They're tiny. The raptors in the Jurassic series are Utahraptors, but that didn't look good on a toy box so they called them velociraptors anyway. It's always been a stupid fantasy series, stop acting like anything changed.

[@LieseFury]

David Olson It's literally a power from Steel Ball Run, which at the pace JoJo is going should get animated sometime in the next ten years.

[@mrsinister8978]

Cough* Colin Trevorrow cough*

[@ronathan7827]

Aside from the ending, there was one scene in this movie that made me irrationally angry: the scene with the Indoraptor pretending to be knocked out in the cage, while the military guy tries to steal its tooth. Seriously guys, if you want your main dinosaur villain to be taken seriously as a scary monster, don't have it behave like a literal cartoon villain. It actually did that whole "open one eye away from your victim, so the audience can see it but he can't" thing, and grinned. That's right, the Indoraptor literally winked at the camera seconds before eating this guy. How the hell are you supposed to take it seriously after that?!?!

[@ciceroxnightmother2588]

Ron Yahil I thought it was funny

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

I loved when the Indo dog looked right at the camera and said "So we're some kind of suicide squad now?"

[@davidjames579]

A dinosaur with a sense of humour should always be taken seriously.

[@charlesherbig4502]

@@davidjames579 Unlike seeing Jerry Seinfeld do a set, you laugh and you applaud like your life depends on it because the 12-ton murderbird really will kill the audience.

[@greenwolf1601]

I really liked it, it's so stupid, the best part of the movie imho

[@MastigosAtLarge]

You know in Bojack Horseman when Bojack goes out of town with Diane, and Todd’s alone in the house with nothing to do and he turns the house into a David Boreanaz museum for no reason? That’s what Eli’s plan reminds me of.

[@davidelizalde3844]

Bojack Horseman man and Jurassic World? Is this a crossover episode?

[@claytonweyl4135]

Jenny just wrote a better movie than a bunch of professional writers. Well played, Jenny, well played.

[@hudsonhintze]

Jenny always writes the movies better she is so good lol

[@timothymclean]

I mean, to be fair, she doesn't need to write a whole movie, she just needs to write a synopsis. But it's probably a better synopsis than whatever the guys behind Jurassic World 2 gave their professional writers.

[@siukong]

I would also like to point out that making the movie's message be about the commodification of animals would be severely undercut by the IRL commodification of the movie itself.

[@patrickdoss25]

Dino-zombies!

[@cardboard2night]

Cause she's... wait for it... a clever girl!

[@BlueBoboDoo100]

My prediction for the next movie's title is "Dawn of the Rise of the War for the Jurassic World" and will definitely star Andy Serkis as the first dino-human hybrid.

[@JACCO20082012]

BlueBoboDoo100 I would watch this movie.

[@StarWarsomania]

BlueBoboDoo100 you forgot the end of the title: Origins: The Beginning

[@user36able]

FuzzzWuzzz That’s just Jeff Goldblum’s life at this point

[@Moon_Child_Mari]

Jurassic Park: Dino Squad

[@GrinMonister]

They actually considered doing this before they decided to go with Jurassic World. There's concept art and everything of human/dinosaur hybrids.

[@Arthonizer101]

I swear to God, Jenny is wasted on youtube. She should be like a full time script consultant

[@fntthesmth423]

But then we wouldn't get her content nearly as often!

[@joeljs9778]

@@sunny-gt7qw imagine thinking that a script consultant is a realer job than KZbinr

[@OpposumParty87]

@@sunny-gt7qwJesus dude who hurt you?

[@nathagar9251]

@@sunny-gt7qw imagine thinking that having money means you don’t want to do work - especially work you care about, like she clearly cares about storytelling. Bro you must’ve never had a fun job in your life.

[@TazTheYorkie]

I couldn’t sleep after seeing this movie. My mind just couldn’t stop trying to make sense of it. It’s like a hyper cube or some other mathematical theoretical thing that can’t be fully perceived in only 3 dimensions. Why were they playing uplifting music when a velociraptor was overlooking a suburban neighborhood?

[@lesserlogic9977]

The books clear up where some of the confusion. It's been forever since I read them, they were more focused on the cloning aspect. And the movies are peppered with different scenarios that have been altered from the original

[@ToastyJunebugs]

Maybe its the same way shows nowadays like playing uplifting dance music when someone's getting torn apart by zombies/monsters as a sort of "oh ho ho, aren't we cheeky".

[@baneofbanes]

Lesser Logic Did they lovelies the screen plays? Or are you talking about the originals by Chriton?

[@Shaddiewolf]

I wish I lived in an alternate dimension where Jenny Nicholson's version of the movie was actually what happened in the movie.

[@atlasmonkeyleon]

I don't know. Jenny's videos are hilarious and often brilliant, but there's a reason why critics aren't screenwriters.

[@smergthedargon8974]

Never said she'd write it - just that it was her "version".

[@jeremyud]

And she's like, "These dinosaurs are clones and I'm a clone, and we do have the same rights as other endangered species." *in sad British schoolgirl voice* I'm dead.

[@atomicdancer]

Barry Onyx always was the stupidest dinosaur, and was always sticking his face into lava

[@r.p.4756]

atomicdancer barry onyx saved themselves from the metior, by commiting suicide before it happend.

[@insertnamehere373137]

You should have released this video as a "Look at this terrible Jurassic Park fan fiction I found! Let's read it together" video and just read the script verbatim, and I swear to God, unless they'd already seen the movie, no one would know the difference

[@hubertop1247]

Would be pretty funny

[@jocastadidntknew5980]

That dinosaur plague Jenny mentioned is basically in the Jurassic Park novels. The DX virus kills all the dinosaurs and is due to human error in their handling of them. EDIT: Also Jenny’s ideas about pondering the commodification of life by companies was addressed in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. What I’m trying to say is that Jenny’s ideas are in sync with the better parts of this franchise.

[@sarelanie7176]

It's gotten to the point where I'm literally watching movies just to hear Jenny talking about them later.

[@ThreadBomb]

You don't even need to watch the movies.

[@ErnestHemi]

I'm overjoyed by your commitment to keeping your outfit consistent with the theme of the video

[@fleeceblanket9515]

I was told Chomper would be in this movie.

[@Ladondorf]

Franklin's personality was so thinly veiled that you could replace him with Fear from Inside Out without having to change his dialogue.

[@jiminyjustin]

Was that his name? Thanks, I'd forgotten.

[@Ladondorf]

I considered writing "The sidekick" or "The comic relief character" because no one would know who I was talking about.

[@HerculeDevantrien]

27:28 To be honest, I think this subtext is something the people who wrote this movie had in mind. Hell, to me, the only interesting thing about the plot of the Jurassic World movies is how they can be read as an allegory for their own failure. The Park and its dinosaurs can be seen as a metaphor for the overall franchise, the genetically engineered dinos as metaphors for the new movies, and the scientists and investors as a stand-in for the writers and producers. In Jurassic World, the Park is full of jaded visitors who are not as impressed with dinosaurs as they once were, so scientists create the Indominus Rex to make it appear more spectacular to the audience - even though it is a clear hazard to the safety of the park. In the end, the Indominus Rex gets murdered by the superior OG T-Rex. Possible interpretation: "the Jurassic Park franchise is watched by jaded moviegoers who are not as impressed with the saga as they once were, so the writers create this reboot to make it appear more spectacular to the audience - even though it is a clear hazard to the credibility of the plot. In the end, the reboot gets trumped by the superior OG movie." In Fallen Kingdom, the Park is about to get destroyed by the flaming torrents of a volcano. While some want the dinos to go extinct once and for all, a few opportunistic investors want to salvage them for profit, and even to create a new dino - despite the last one already ending up as a catastrophe. In the end, the heroes make the terrible decision to let the dinos roam free, even though it will probably have dire consequences for the rest of the world. Possible interpretation: " the Jurassic Park franchise is about to get destroyed by the flaming torrents of its bad sequels. While some want this movie saga to go extinct once and for all, a few opportunistic Hollywood execs want to salvage it for profit, and even to release a new movie - despite the last one already ending up as a catastrophe. In the end, the writers make the terrible decision to continue the franchise, even though it will probably have dire consequences for the quality of the sequel."

[@willow5945]

@BK Beatty If you didn't like The Last Jedi, I'm sorry to say that you're watching the wrong KZbin channel.

[@shaon317]

I’m gonna need you to come back and finish this, please. This is gold.

[@brighteyedhoot7480]

“I can’t imagine a T. Rex crouching like it’s a child in a Chuck E. Cheese play area” I highly recommend playing monster hunter world because this happens Frequently

[@jessewhitney4188]

Daydreaming shall henceforth be referred to as taking a “mind vacation.” *chef’s kiss* pure gold. Excellent content

[@Chandasouk]

Oh, and how mighty was that dumbwaiter? It took a full speed headbutt from that Indo-raptor and didn't break or dent lmao. Plot armor is very strong. Lockwood tells Mills, "I'd like you to call the police, explain to them what is going on, and turn yourself in!" Then Mills menacingly clutches the pillow lmao. Laughs for days.

[@roguishpaladin]

The Indo-raptor pulled its headbutt at the end - it couldn't bear damaging the way it used to receive its cucumber sandwiches.

[@ryruko16]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one laughing at the smothering.

[@Doodlebob108]

the "you know t rex. he eat goat" line had me dying laughing

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

I quote it constantly

[@ATATChat]

This is genuinely one of the funnest youtube channels period. Even when you dislike something...you make it awesome to hear about. Thats hard to do. Bravo. Great hat!

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

Her and Redletter Media are two of the only channels I legitimately laugh out loud at.

[@FlatOnHisFace]

* Brava.

[@robj2558]

Now I'm wondering where Jenny keeps her stuffed animals. There seems to be an odd rotation to them, but there tends to be a new one in every couple of videos. Is there a closet? Are they haphazardly tossed in a corner piled to the ceiling? ... Is there a floor safe???

[@jessicest]

i think about this a lot too. my guess is that this is the only room in her house with any remaining living space; the rest is basically a warehouse

[@mitchellhorton9382]

I know I'm late to the party but did you know we actually keep a store of seeds from every recorded plant in case of some calamity so we have access to them no matter what

[@boxtears]

I noticed the part about the Baryonyx and the lava but for some reason I kept trying to justify in my head why it would keep sticking its face in it. I remember literally telling myself it was probably just genetically engineered so poorly that its instinct for self-preservation got botched somewhere in the process.

[@michaelball3456]

"because life is not an easily replaceable commodity" this woman is brilliant. insightful. powerful in constructing complex layers of perception/conclusion. and funny. brilliant. why is she not writing or directing films at Disney? there is talent here. i hope it finds something more than commentary to take root in.

[@Neitenth]

I was cackling like a maniac in the theater over the little girl freeing the dinosaurs and talking about why she did it. I don't even regret it. It's impossible to ruin this movie. It comes pre-ruined.

[@gabrielleperumal6813]

I don’t get how they knew about the human cloning but thought dinosaur cloning would make more money

[@jihyoo1072]

Do you have a hoodie collection for all your plushies.....or....

[@ajpoopfucker]

I hope so

[@NimsChannel]

I think she uses that plushy sharing app.

[@maxlastra4682]

NimsChannel there’s an app? Do you know what it’s called

[@NimsChannel]

Plushy n chill.

[@StephenGillie]

Who wants to start a business? Plushie hoodies for all!

[@RedlegsBluelegs]

Your point about the ethics of living beings as a comodity and the morality of cloning technology reminded me of that Arnold Schwarznegger movie from the early 00's called The Sixth Day. It's not very good, and is more interested in exploring the existence of the soul but I do remember a scene at the start that actually delivered an interesting thought about cloning as a comodity. In the movie Arnold Schwarznegger's daughter's dog dies. His wife asks him to go to the local pet cloning service and get a clone of the dog created before the daughter gets home so they can avoid having her be sad that her dog died. Arnie isn't keen on the idea as he's worried that the clone might be dangerous and hurt his daughter. He doesn't see a clone of the dog as being a continuation of the original dog but instead as a aesthetically identical new life that he doesn't feel comfortable or safe with. He expresses these concerns to the attendent at the shop who tells him that, they can put all of the dogs memories in the clone, and if he's worried about the safety of his daughter they could genetically modify the clone so that it's smaller and has softer teeth. I remember this scene because it raised an interesting idea about identity. How much of something can be changed before they are essentially something different altogether. Anyway, Arnie decides not to go through with it and insteads buys his daughter a creepy doll.

[@celestialmagpie3862]

...Does the creepy doll have softer teeth, though?

[@TheMaddestHatter234]

Hey isn’t that a scene from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

[@FreshNewtype]

I genuinely like the idea of Jurassic World 3 just having dinosaurs in the wild in the US. I feel like that basically writes itself as a dinosaur adventure movie, in that you can have an older Owen, or like the Rock from Rampage, leading a special team of dinosaur conservationist types that both protect people from dinosaurs but also protect dinosaurs from people. It really brings home the Jurassic World title. Alternatively you could have a film where the subterranean Dinosaur Empire awakens and declares war on the human race for exploiting their brethren and Owen, or like the Rock from Rampage, has to team up with Blue and T-Rex and save the planet from the aggrieved dinosaur people. Those are the only two possible options for Jurassic World 3.

[@fleeceblanket9515]

The dinosaur emperor has both a scepter and a comically huge crown.

[@ErebosGR]

So, basically "Cadillacs & Dinosaurs".

[@frogwhisperer2067]

Yeah…about that

[@shoople]

They STOLE your idea freshnewtype!

[@handstouchinghands]

When they make the hint about his granddaughter, I completely missed it because I just thought it was a super lazy production decision to photograph the same actress as both his daughter and granddaughter.

[@YourPrivateNightmare]

same here. It was so obvious yet completely miscommunicated, since they never even established that human cloning was a possibility. For the most part I was just thinking "what about her Dad tho? Is he dead? Is he a deadbeat?"

[@anyareyes2663]

I thought she was Lex’s daughter at some point because of when they mentioned her mom had gone to the island before (with the old model), and said “she would save them all”. Idk it was underwhelming and could’ve been better visually established.

[@jonintheredZ06]

Sounds like the villain's entire plan was just to wreck dinosaur values to spite the Dinosaur Owner's Association

[@myfairjohn]

"What is this?! A dino sanctuary for ants?!"

[@dewdew80]

I guess Derek Zoolander was smarter than we thought.

[@Dindonmasker]

"Make it at LEAST 4 times bigger!"

[@arturotrivellini8529]

Lmfao

[@FireFan44]

I was really disappointed by the twist reveal that the Indominus Rex had Velociraptor DNA. That wasn't even shocking. A twist reveal with human DNA would have worked much better.

[@jinnindo]

It turns out it's man!

[@osbely]

That would expect reptilians.

[@M.M.Y.B]

I don’t even know why it’s a big deal. Like I know i share more than half of my DNA with fruit flies, chickens, and banana, so why would “part raptor” even change that much about a dinosaur? How much is raptor? Does that really affect the communication and thinking skills of a dinosaur that much? Like, what?

[@samiraansari5686]

Mol Berry I mean, it‘s hard to answer, since there are no dinosaurs that we could prove this on, but it would probably change something. The fact that a certain part of your DNA is identical to other things doesn‘t mean that inserting new DNA wouldn‘t change you, since the DNA would be selected to affect a certain aspect. So if the want a dinosaur to be more like a raptor, they will filter the part of the raptors DNA that is responsible for the qualities they want their new species to have, and insert that. So even though parts of the dinosaurs‘ DNA is already identical, the change will obviously affect the areas that are not identical.

[@gavinrodgers3003]

Never thought of the fact that 10 mill per Dino is CHANGE, compared to the amount we can assume it took to send that fleet of custom Dino storing ships/trucks, and not to mention the massive underground containment center

[@hanonondricek411]

"Okay, and now we're going a floor down below the dinosaur museum to the basement. Which is...a dinosaur-cloning facility and jail. And...custom-built auction house with dinosaur-cage conveyor belt." ... "My favorite part is this old-timey dumbwaiter goes down _to the basement. To the underground dinosaur-cloning facility_ . What possible function could this serve? Like...is the nanny sending the indo-raptor cucumber sandwiches at tea-time?" ... "And of course the assistant _smothers him with his own phone pillow._ " Jenny's correction of the plot would have been so much better.

[@Kaitain]

There is always at least one line in these vids that makes me laugh out loud. This time it was "dinosaur E3".

[@Gundamluverx]

Honestly,now I want to live in the reality where that actually exists.

[@rizwanpallickalmoidu193]

should have been DinoCon. Except people wont be standing out in the sun *cough*TanaCon*cough

[@stevenkawleski3269]

What raised my eyebrows about the movie: 1.) Is an artificial human womb easier to build than an incubator? Because it seems much harder.. plus reptiles are born with instincts which is WHY dinosaurs are ideal candidates for unextinction. 2.) Lets be honest.. who is going to pay more for a giant animal? 2nd World Government Militaries who want predators or McDonald's looking for a cheaper herbivore foodsource to farm. Definitely Brontoburgers. One Bronto would equal like 50 cows

[@ogredwing]

I can't wait for Avengers 4 where Blue and the T-rex defeat Thanos.

[@unplaceableface]

Elon Musk should become a partner of Hammond in JW3. It's a Trapped in a Island style twist.

[@GleeChan]

Naw. John Hammond actually accomplishes his scientific ambitions, not just out sources his ideas to collage students.

[@kurtstallings]

"There make be dinos!"

[@thomasjenkins7506]

elon musk could want to strap a rocket to a dinosaur and shoot it into space.

[@soakingbook]

Musk already exists in the MCU so that could set up a nice crossover.

[@austind2784]

Dinos on Mars? I would watch it. Then you make a Doom cross over and blend the dinos with hell🤘

[@joju997]

I finally watched the movie and spent the bulk of it stuck on the fact that they open the bidding on each dinosaur at four million dollars when they currently own all the dinosaurs in the world

[@clferg01]

I just noticed you had your phone on a cushion the whole time. Brilliant.

[@HammyTechnoid]

Does that cup in the back have liquid in it? *DON'T SPILL IT*

[@ChesterApricot]

so nevous

[@Blueeyesthewarrior]

It’s giving me anxiety.

[@TommyBirdman]

Don't worry y'all. She probably uses a tempurpedic or Purple so no sweat.

[@christianninsananda9626]

It's okay... that's her T-rex detector.

[@iliketrains5525]

Great now I’m going to think about that the whole video 😂

[@Brian2986]

Never thought I would hear the sentence "competitive dinosaur market" but here we are.

[@willr4217]

I mean, this video is fantastic and all... but I'm in love with that Oddish.

[@supaspydamn]

I said the same! Why would the dinosaur face not care about the lava? Did lava make him hungry???

[@r.p.4756]

Raph Reyes i can understand the dino not knowing that lava is hot, but why would he still try to eat The humans?!

[@Michael_ORourke]

A dumb scene among many dumb scenes.

[@gayroach2916]

ouch. that *scalded* me.

[@KalisteKore]

The time I wasted watching this movie is worth it now that I get to fully enjoy and empathize with this review. Glad I'm not the only one hung up on the absurdly SMALL amounts of money they were selling the dinosaurs for.

[@haveapotato691]

Laura Miron He didn’t even make enough money to make the movie he was in!

[@lildyno19]

My favorite part was when the Indoraptor who had just busted through a bunch of glass to quickly attack people, used its scary claws to quietly open up a GLASS door and then slowly creep up to attack the little girl.

[@bobcartwright7476]

Jenny's "that's hot! That's hot on my face!" and the way she says "cucumber sandwiches" are moments that will love forever rent free in my head.

[@gmoney66]

The writers of this movie stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as they could; and before they even knew what they had they patented it, they packaged it, they slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now they’re selling it.

[@jkfecke]

Prog MetalDeity Merchandising, uh, finds a way.