Trick Of The Trade | House M.D.

Houses mind is blown away by an endurance artist's magician's skills but also his medical symptoms. Can house House Save his life in time?
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Season 4 Episode 8 "You Don't Want To know"
House encounters a magician (Steve Valentine) whose heart fails when performing an underwater escape act. While the remaining fellowship candidates work to diagnose him, House is determined to prove he is a scam artist faking his ailments to cover up the fact he nearly drowned during his act. In the meantime, House pits his team against one another in a challenge involving Cuddy, granting the winner immunity from elimination and a chance to nominate two other candidates to be put on the chopping block.
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[@IboxingkangerooI]

"Of course you're type AB. Universal recipient. You take from everybody." "'Course you're type O, universal donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonys." SICK BURN

[@andrewpestotnik5495]

That's the greatest line ever lmao

[@adamektilah846]

Yep, but one is plus and one is minus, which is what? if you answer incorrecrly the AB recipient is a deadman

[@michaelharris8598]

Three alimonies', why it doesn't pay to be a doctor.

[@snowoffstream5823]

I literally came across this and read it AS THEY WERE SAYING IT. It made it so much better.

[@jenniferreid372]

i love how they both turned into kids after the wallet caught fire

[@turquoiselomax8965]

Not gonna lie, i got kinda giddy too 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@A-Milkdromeda-Laniakea-Hominid]

Followed by the inevitable, "how did you do that!" And the inevitable, nope!

[@athena9349]

Trust they went from doctor's to children 😂

[@weopdurdegenes6598]

And I love your profile picture

[@Ames-]

That's the beauty of a good magic trick

[@MythicRanger2401]

Man, this dude really did have magic. Not because of the tricks, but because he managed to get Lupus in House M.D

[@kinagrill]

Exactly. It's never lupus, until the magician conjurs it up :p

[@chrissanborn1678]

“I finally have a case of lupus” only true fans understand

[@TigerBears11]

You don’t need to be a true fan to understand that. I’ve never watched an episode of this show in my life, only some highlights, and I understand.

[@494949david]

@@TigerBears11 you don't know what you are loosing. You should see the film

[@TigerBears11]

Geto Dacul - You clearly don’t know either, since this isn’t from a film.

[@gingerstorm101]

My mom, who has lupus, always said “they always says it’s lupus and then gets proven wrong”

[@494949david]

@@TigerBears11 i'm not english man , for me , film/series is the same.......i'm sorry if that is isn't true, but it is the way i view it to be

[@Lotus-sp6cu]

My first thought was "he really has magic powers but he's overtaxing himself and it's killing him."

[@digital_oni]

You would be the best worst doctor to ever live lmfao

[@pepe_s1lvia]

@@digital_oni At least he's a doctor, he graduated medical school, who could ever do that

[@cunningsmile4166]

House: Yes..... And I have a pack mule named Swilon.

[@nomnom4805]

Yessssssssssss

[@panek6443]

This is a MEDICAL show

[@SpencerXYZMC]

IT'S NEVER LUPUS Magician: I made a miracle happen.

[@I_am16]

SO THE PROPHECY IS TRUE 0-0

[@yashgoyal8280]

The occurence of lupus in a magician case is kind of ingenious

[@nimrowd2023]

"I finally have a case of Lupus ." This line is great because in another episode House grabs a bottle of Vicodin hidden in a Lupus textbook and Foreman asks about it and House replies "It's never Lupus."

[@minglifeng2862]

Nah, it’s a recurring joke during the whole run of the show. The case in the video is actually the only confirmed lupus case in the whole show

[@aquakitty6603]

Lupus not something to joke around with because this can lead to serious life or death situations with all this dangerous bacteria that affect the body munch worst than cancer

[@Supersquigi]

@@asimhussain8716 LMFAO the op is a idiet

[@melissa_jpg]

@@minglifeng2862 A long time ago, they did some kind of charity fund raising for mental health, the shirt said: It's Never Lupus". Still have it to this day.

[@jerban8879]

@@minglifeng2862yeah lol it’s a real medicine joke too cuz lupus can in theory do literally anything but is so rare which makes it the least helpful pitch in a differential diagnosis conversation haha

[@rahmaali5236]

He was the most charming and fun patient on House MD

[@rubberduck3062]

Straight facts!!!

[@cpr3422]

Agreed!

[@charadreemurr874]

In the precedence: “It’s never lupus” Today: “finally my first case of lupus!” Magician: I made a wonder happen

[@liquidmang]

Play Dragon Age, you'll sacrifice yourself before letting him die.

[@MaxwellsDemon9]

The actor - a stage performer and magician in real life - was an excellent casting choice.

[@ThePhoneix999]

Wilson: "Who chats about the their blood type?" Me: "The Japanese"

[@rosieposie7347]

I immediately thought the same thing about South Korea too XD your blood type is as important as like a zodiac sign or something lol

[@Xedllin]

@@rosieposie7347 personality traits are what usually arises whenever blood type is the discussion

[@VN3wton]

Oop only a handful of people in the comments will get this lol

[@DSFARGEG00]

Actually kinda surprised House wouldn't say that, supreme smartass that he is.

[@cloudfox1585]

Sailor Moon out here like

[@krishshah4189]

"Would it help if I puked" The dude is possible injured but still does a magic trick effortlessly.

[@bttrade6286]

If he puked, how did that key still stay in his body?

[@PyroMikeHell]

@@bttrade6286 I don't think he had eaten the cards that he 'puked', even if he had actually thrown up I believe the key had moved from his stomach into his intestine by that point.

[@TheReaper13g]

The card puke trick is sleight of hand. You cover the deck with your palm, bring it close to your mouth, make a puking noise while spreading the cards. 1,2,3 done

[@hannaboville172]

I kind of wonder if he actually learned to do all those tricks perfeclty for the show, or if he was a magician already🤔

[@yin-mei-gou2526]

@@hannaboville172 He is a musician actor and stage performer

[@lockedontarget770]

To think House almost threw away his only lupus case.

[@princesstarah2]

"Of course you're type o. Universal donor. No wonder you're paying three alimonies." Why is no one talking about this line I'm SCREAMING

[@mika-tu6ld]

SarahAnnRose23 i don’t get it?

[@princesstarah2]

@@mika-tu6ld Type O blood is blood that can be given to anyone. He's making a comment on how Wilson is constantly giving up his own time and energy to help others

[@mika-tu6ld]

SarahAnnRose23 oh right thanks

[@mrtoothless]

You're not SCREAMING, you're an idiot. Who talks like that?

[@whydotheseexistnow]

@@mrtoothless Quite a lot of people, actually. It's irrational and silly, but acting like it's new or rare is too. If anyone's the idiot here, it's you. Keep up, read the room.

[@jaimhaas5170]

IF you think about this logically then Wilson deserves half the credit for all the lives House saves. The fact he ignores most of what Wilson is saying gives him perfect clarity for determining the patient's problem.

[@geniosityfilms]

It's classic, Wilson = Watson and House = Holmes.

[@RandalfElVikingo]

House also helps Wilson with some of his sick people. Both are the two best doctors in the clinic until House hired Foreman, Chase and 13.

[@johnsprings3322]

Sometimes for a changeup I'd rather they switch it up

[@simul8rduude]

Cant tell you how happy I was that house quit to ride the country with Wilson until he dies. True homies til the end.

[@johnsprings3322]

@@simul8rduude I've only watched lil clips on youtube but super cool thing from house

[@sophiameza8741]

“I don’t screw up” *blood starts pouring out of nose* Me: OKAY Eleven, chill

[@johnhager8967]

Just FIX IT eleven.

[@SigTheSauceMan]

Wait... Didn't this show end WAY before Stranger Things came out?

[@zachariahsmith1324]

@@SigTheSauceMan Yes, in 2012. Yet people are still watching these videos in 2019-2020. What does that tell you? Oh maybe new people are still discovering this show despite it being old and MAY have watched stranger things before it?

[@haileylong1974]

It was like an anime boy when he saw a hot girl

[@csolps7249]

SoPhia Meza how did u make the text bigger

[@eb8945]

"Who the hell chats about their blood type?" ...a highly qualified medical doctor asks another highly qualified medical doctor while sitting in the hospital they both work.

[@NekoGamerplay]

To be fair, he means in regular conversation. Like, not many people just bring it up all "oh by the way, I'm type B".

[@greganderson6371]

As they chat about blood type.

[@panek6443]

What about the Japanese?

[@user-lm1gl5dg5y]

Have heard that in several chats of friends past year, it's just depending on company you have

[@kinawa2845]

@@panek6443 and koreans

[@chiragraju821]

“Actual magic is oxymoronic, maybe not even oxy “

[@shrutigupta250]

It took so long to diagnose lupus because House kept his vicodin pills in the lupus book claiming "It's never lupus"

[@breathoffreshair7795]

Shruti and also lupus is like the hardest thing to diagnose because it has so many different symptoms and can resemble every other illness

[@TheJamsplat]

But the magician stole his meds from his bottle so he had to go into his Lupus book for his extra stash and then he later finds out his patient has lupus. Like a next level magician revealing his secrets without you even knowing about it.

[@KhaoticFrosty]

@@TheJamsplat I thought he put it back in the bottle after he made the pill disappear again.

[@nickyslade6145]

@@TheJamsplat i would be pissed if someone took my Vicodin

[@abhinavbharadwaj13]

Shruti are you a doc

[@geekjokes8458]

Are we not gonna talk about this beautiful line "if a wonder is gone when the truth is known, it wasnt really wonder"

[@BrokenSaintRW]

Reminds me of a line from a song I am about to butcher: "But the best trick is to see the magic after you've seen the wires."

[@Multishorty50]

Or how House tried to grab the door and missed it and slipped awkwardly to the knob at 5:39

[@cloutcloud4069]

If lupus is gone when the truth is known it wasn’t really lupus. In this case it’s the exact opposite

[@isa2758]

no they prefer repeting themself the lupus meme all over the comments thinking they are originals:p

[@kosmos6467]

It's a poor line. Not knowing is what makes magic wondrous.

[@cursor8512]

"If the wonder is gone when the truth is known, there was never any wonder" - House M.D.

[@changwanyu4231]

Who the hell chats about their blood type? Japan: Well, you see...

[@mikerodrigues9822]

At least most ppl I know(Brazil) talk about it with close ppl to the case they need a transplant. Public health is so broken that is better to say the blood type that wait for a test that can take hours to be done, not done at all or done incorrectly. Public schools also require the blood type of the students for the same reason.

[@shinkaiatsuya950]

JRPGs in a nutshell.

[@tbbk201]

@@shinkaiatsuya950 ... Um no; just Japan. A lot of people believe blood types correlate to different types of personalities. This is why most Japanese games have blood types in character bios... Not just JRPGs.

[@tite93]

@@tbbk201 extremely weird fact, very interesting to read about

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

@@tbbk201 Korea too

[@SonicGlitchmaster1]

“I do have something in my pants, but it’s not going to help with this trick.” -Gregory House

[@simplythebest286]

hahahaha house is a genius !!!

[@Fluvance]

Fuck, thanks. I wouldn't have gotten that myself from watching the video you clout.

[@spicy-wn8ip]

House: I finally have a case of Lupus. Me: Oh shit. Winter in Coming...

[@erikku4739]

I want Dr. House to have a conversation with Tywin Lannister

[@spicy-wn8ip]

@@erikku4739 Ayyyyyyyeeeee

[@minerva-2351]

No it’s the end times run save yourself

[@spicy-wn8ip]

@@minerva-2351 No. We must fight.

[@MicukoFelton]

😂😂😂

[@TheBehm08]

House: *looks puzzled* Wilson: “you’re about to run outta here aren’t you?” House: *runs outta there*

[@voidstarq]

Not the only time he did it. Just for that, Wilson's one of the most genre-savvy characters of all time.

[@tomassoejakto]

9:55 I love how Thirteen 'enables' House's jokes by smiling. She's the only one who can stand toe to toe with House and their relationship is one of the coolest in the series.

[@LumpyAdams]

Cuddy could and of course Thirteen could since she's the Mary Sue of the show.

[@brandocalrissian3294]

she can't stand toe to toe with house.

[@shrineguard2778]

*is dying* Pick a card Pick a card Would you please pick a card? The tone of that third request is amazing

[@kissofdeath4449]

Would you please pick-a caaaard... ?

[@Amy-uf3oj]

What time?

[@platinumcoloredplatypus9340]

0:31

[@Amy-uf3oj]

Platinum ColoredPlatypus thank you

[@srikaneator]

ha ha.. he's gayyy.

[@fbihorse]

The only time it’s lupus we don’t have the question box

[@WateverWatever04]

+

[@elina1421]

I WANTED TO ANSWER SO BAD AND IT WASN’T THERE...

[@sheldon-cooper]

Coincidence I THINK NOT

[@deeped7249]

Question box? What's that mean?

[@leftblank1283]

@@deeped7249 every episode other than this, pretty much, has a poll about if it's lupus or not

[@NoBody-qs7op]

It’s honestly adorable how excited they get at the wallet trick

[@MarijnvdSterre]

Kutner was such a great character, wish he had a longer run.

[@bjbell52]

He's choice was to either remain a minor character on a TV or work directly with the President of the United States. I can see why he choose the latter.

[@MarijnvdSterre]

@@bjbell52 I understand as well. But it wasn't that minor of a roll. And the effects of the show will be lasting way longer imo. Still of course I don't think anyone in their right mind would blame that choice. Just would have liked it didn't have to happen on the same time.

[@JnEricsonx]

@@bjbell52 And then he takes a TV role where he works for the President.

[@tituscaesar6960]

@@JnEricsonx now he needs to become a real doctor, to finish the quartet

[@voidstarq]

@@bjbell52 Well, yeah, but Kumar's big epiphany was realizing that medical school was his true calling, so...

[@tituscaesar6960]

And that prediction of death fits with incorrect blood type transfusion, since most recipients reportedly feel a sense of dread before the reaction starts

[@mrcaboosevg6089]

I feel a sense of dread every time i get up for work in the morning

[@beckwrecked]

What’s really funny is that the writers got blood type really wrong this episode: you make antibodies for the blood type you DON’T have. This is why AB is a universal recipient, because they don’t produce antibodies for either the A or B antigens found their blood and in type A blood (A antigen) and in type B blood (B antigen). Type O doesn’t have either antigen, which is why it is a universal donor. If the patient tested positive for both A and B antibodies, they should have assumed he was type O, and only have given him type O blood (which you could give to anyone).

[@megahellreaper]

@@beckwrecked Do not neglect to mention that they also ONLY receive from others of the same type. Unless it's O+ then it receives from O- as well, while O- only receives from O-, but I don't think that distinction matters too much in the particular conversation.

[@UnfairRampage]

@@megahellreaper and propably you already know there are a few more blood tipes that don't fit on the ABO classification.

[@megahellreaper]

@@UnfairRampage Unless you mean the distinction between + and - blood types, no I'm not aware. Please educate me my good sir.

[@ARKHAMxMaverick]

Loved this episode, they always seemed to pick great actors to play the patients.

[@NightWatch707]

That's Alistair from Dragon Age. He's a great voice actor. I'm surprised he isn't in more stuff.

[@TheReconRacoon]

@@NightWatch707 Holy fuck, is that true? dank as fuxk

[@SusanaCanales1]

NightWatch707 no way!! Good to know! Makes me love him even more!

[@BohemianFish]

Agreed. He's also Harry Flynn from Uncharted 2.

[@Frontdesk_tragedy]

He also hosted that haunted manor game show and was a great warlock on charmed Eames I am terribly in love with him

[@silverloony1170]

It's actually a pretty wild coincidence that a magician ends up pulling out the disease that House never comes across. "It's never lupus." (Shuffling the cards for the disease of the week) "Pick a card." (It's lupus) "Ta-dah!"

[@hardikjoshi3805]

2:58 "I outgrew it. You?" 😂😂 House is definitely the king of comebacks.

[@slayrx]

That trick was pretty slick tho

[@beths4681]

Ikr

[@fanghur]

Not to mention physically impossible. Unless the guy can psychically cause macroscopic quantum tunnelling events.

[@TheKraetos]

It's possible to quantum tunnel into something. Just ask your mom.

[@TrucSale]

@@fanghur oh its a known trick, it exists

[@fanghur]

@@TrucSale Citation needed.

[@chloexiantallopez5765]

The situation where you do a magic trick and keep a conversation at the same time is just a SKILL😂 Pretty hard.

[@vladsalbatecu5337]

Actually, engaging in a conversation while doing the trick is somewhat helpful as a distraction.

[@MicukoFelton]

Me just holding a conversation is magic enough.

[@TheByQQ]

Distracting your audience is pretty much the basics of magic tricks. No trick will work if you let people pay close attention to what you're doing, you have to divert it somewhere else. Otherwise they will quickly spot the things that give it away.

[@bobbiblaze]

"I finally had a case with lupus" - House M.D.

[@sirwiddlescabbagebaker]

When he pulled out the key from the inside of a patient's body, it reminded me of jigsaw by John Kramer

[@fitrianhidayat]

eh, it reminds me of Mr bean movie

[@joebenzz]

When you manage to impress House with a magic trick, you know it's a win.

[@LckeStudios]

"And presto change-o, he magically pulls blood type AB out of his hat." "Would you stop that?" "God, yes."

[@beboaj2665]

*googles nose bleed* Google: lupus Me: yeah right, wrong again google. Magic dude: hold my burning wallet

[@mohammedfirosek.a.9974]

House should have asked and thus learned from the magician how he managed to magically get Vicodin from House's pocket. Could have definitely come in handy, especially near the pharmacy. 😂😂

[@cbillygoatsgruff5942]

"Oh I got a headache" "How bad is it?" "Not bad, I'll just take one of these... Vicodin"

[@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE]

I swear wilson is an Angel from heaven planting ideas on house to get his eureka moments.

[@nygirl7195]

They had a unique bromance

[@shunvanmeenen716]

8:00 You're about to run out of here, aren't you *He's learning*

[@criptastical]

My favourite part is just the resident slowly putting the guy in the MRI machine after he said he was gonna die 😂

[@jager35]

I think they actually had the magician do magic and the actor who played hours just had improv his lines because no one told him what was gonna happen

[@chiraine1]

Hugh Laurie is actually a pretty skilled magician himself. He probably knew how every single trick worked.

[@brunos6599]

Hugh Laurie is a very skilled magician himself and the entirety of House M.D serie is written, directed and produced by Hugh just moving very fast.

[@camichambers2003]

the guy who played the magician is a magician himself aswell, Steve Valentine

[@jasonsong86]

Steve Valentine is a magician.

[@chichi77tim]

"HOW DID YOU DO THAT?" "Do It again!" How to turn two doctors into two kindergarten kids. 😂 Edit: Woah, I forgot about this comment and found out casually that It's one of my most appreciated one. Thank you. Also, what's this boomer discussion in the comments? I'm confused, I have 23 years old. 🤣 Plus, yes, I too feel that is a little strange that "garten" in "kindergarten" is spelled with a T, since I found myself spelling It with a D subconsciously, but hey. What you gonna do about It? I didn't created the word, even If It's one of my personal favorites. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@StNickoh]

Ok boomer

[@wolfyakuza]

No_ Intro that’s not how that works

[@StNickoh]

Ok boomer

[@joshburns4611]

@@StNickoh Mindless social media robot detected. If you're gonna use a lame insult you might wanna learn why it's supposed to be an insult in the first place. I'd explain in more detail, but i'll just let you keep saying it so you look dumber and dumber so more and more people make fun of you. That is if you're not too brainwashed to even notice you're being made fun of.

[@nabiullahwoodod5601]

Josh ok boomer

[@Nynkx]

im convinced that 60% of the wonder of a really cool trick is the face that they make in response to your shock after it's done. 3:31 really sells that.

[@kdhope]

I love the “finally had a case of lupus” cause it’s so true and it’s the perfect thing to say for that situation

[@Sal-jc7wo]

Guy: I don't screw up Guy: *Starts dying*

[@zenosvillondo9733]

“I don’t screw up” *.0002 seconds later* nose bleed fountain ⛲️

[@smurfyday]

He didn't screw up. The medics did, kind of.

[@pedanticpeanut2439]

Kinda like anime, were you get nose bleed fountain seeing something erotic.

[@afriendlypoltergeist4073]

Maybe he's into House you know?

[@abluesparklydidlernamedste6723]

@@afriendlypoltergeist4073 i ship it

[@gobbadavis]

I once had a nose bleed fountain at school, the teacher came to take a look at my nose and I sneezed HARD. Her face was read like a pepper. Both for the blood and because of her rage.

[@hearthesage3091]

6:10 "alright you're freaking me out, in ya go!"

[@RopeDrink]

Didn't realize the first time that this wonderful chap (Steve Valentine) is also the voice of Alistair from Dragon Age Origins (amongst many other things), including being a professional magician.

[@bhaskar08]

I finally have a case of Lupus. 😂😂😂

[@ryotaarai3816]

"The fun is in not knowing" - Magician "Is that the motto of your community college?" - Sheldon Cooper

[@primekinorah8023]

Ohhhhhhhhhh I SCROME

[@grf15]

I've always been a HUGE Steve Valentine fan. Nailed this role, as he does every one.

[@cloudtheavegner1000]

This guy is a really talented magician. He finally gave House a case of lupus.

[@jaimhaas5170]

"knowing is way cooler"....gotta I love the writing on this show....finally we are not being treated like morons.

[@GordonLee97]

If you look carefully, every time House does something funny/sarcastic, 13 (Olivia Wilde) looks amused. She seems to love House's sense of humor, and plays along. The two have great on-screen chemistry. An example in this episode is at 9:56.

[@countpythagoras]

Chase was also amused by him constantly

[@SnuffIt]

If you pay attention throughout the seasons, you can notice that 13, Kutner, and Chase were the ones that seem to enjoy House’s sense of humor from time to time and they even played along with him. I think that those three were like House’s favorite children, with Kutner it would have been more obvious with time but unfortunately that didn’t happen.

[@yurt2773]

The ‘It’s Never Lupus’ was one of the best running jokes in this series.

[@owenmills3517]

Hugh Laurie secretly thinking: Finally another brit

[@LittleParade_]

He finally got his Lupus

[@P___ilar]

“ i finally have a case of Lupus ..” I LOVE ITT 😂😂😂

[@obiwanfx]

I love the little moments where someone earns house's respect

[@tooninatorplayz6379]

I feel honored to have met that magician in real life since he is a really cool guy.

[@tooninatorplayz6379]

Actually he is a bit tall

[@khinzakhan66]

Imagine Dr. House, Patrick Jane (The Mentalist) & Sherlock Holmes in the same room!

[@Leekcorp]

Absolute nightmare

[@phoebedarling840]

I say a debate between Dr. House and Sheldon Cooper

[@vividfleurdelis]

@@phoebedarling840 House would probably just irk Sheldon for the fun of it.

[@SpinoAdri2001]

Put the guy from "Lie to me" in the mix

[@Godsown1000]

The level of Aspergers in the room would cause a catastrophic, universal melt down of Big Bang proportions.

[@teebee522]

"It's never lupus." That's why he keeps the spare bottle of vicodin in the lupus book...

[@nathanbiller7662]

“I finally had a case of lupus” This was a victory for that man in ways that we may never comprehend

[@LilKitten9620]

Finally a patient who matches Houses wits and sass

[@Aphexia]

*ITS FINALLY LUPUS*

[@DonMarzzoni]

It's never lupus.

[@DeathByLego]

Ya thought.

[@geniusfollower]

"If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, then there really wasn't any wonder."

[@DTux5249]

"If the wonder's gone when the truth is known, there never was any wonder" Love that one

[@sk8rwhezel]

It's Alistair! Didn't know he knew magic...maybe he learned some from Morrigan?

[@thetasigma4709]

!!!! No wonder this character made me feel all warm and fuzzy! Steve Valentine!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@SpicyMartina]

😂 swooping is bad.

[@mhmyeet3508]

Alistairr😍

[@thistles]

From his mom =)

[@truestspaceberry8258]

Former templar doing magic who would've thought

[@AfricanHeavyMetalGuy]

"I don't screw up" *Starts bleeding from nose*

[@indigopaws7881]

Anyone else hate when your ice cubes are melting and every time you sip you choke on the little pieces?

[@sydnxyx]

lmao i hate that too.

[@shrimpe2876]

Literally just happened to me

[@LSPD1909]

Nah just swallow them.

[@indigopaws7881]

Hairy Pooter you’re hardcore

[@LordFatamayus]

use a cup with a lid

[@hannahsharpe9554]

Why does he sound like Alistair from Dragon Age? Edit: OMFG IT'S BECAUSE HE IS ALISTAIR. MY BABBBYYYY!!!!!

[@mhmyeet3508]

I'm SO happy someone else got it! I've been looking for this comment!💗

[@rhiannascureman2185]

I love how truly little he cared until the wallet flamed up, and then they were both FULLY invested 🤣

[@geniusfollower]

People who say "fun is in not knowing" to House REALLY dont know him at all, and that's what makes this conversation spectacularly hilarious.

[@hgbugalou]

He is like Eleven, his nose bleeds when he uses his powers.

[@boiledegg4159]

3:40 When you used too much of your mana on that one spell.

[@nomisnoxin]

* wrist deep in another man stomach * “ how ya been ? “ 😂😂

[@michaelwashington4790]

I love this channel cuz they have no schedule, i jus be waitin for days. Then I’ll stop waiting and BOOM, another episode that I wanted to see💯

[@byrnethebooks]

All I could think was "when did Alistair Theiren learn magic?"

[@tristanriffle5288]

YEESS. I loved his voice cause I k we he voiced Alistair.

[@liv4love-22d8]

Delilah Byrne and he's beautiful!!

[@alptekinakturk4185]

I’m an MD, and this was one of the rare episodes that are cool from medical point of view.

[@charadreemurr874]

“It’s never lupus.” “I finally Have a case of lupus.” Magician: I fulfilled a ✨wonder✨!

[@Rhyza13]

I loved this episode. The interactions between these two are just plain fun.

[@exchanegedtag]

"I don't screw up" Bleeds profusely*

[@dinoduelist2219]

Love how you can see hugh laurie trying to find the door with his hand while he was looking at the patient

[@SnuffIt]

9:06 How could you not love House’s dramatic and majestic entrance? It’s one of the best parts of the episodes.

[@grenzviel4480]

at 2:10 there is a cut where house's gloves are just "kinda" bloody, but the next shot his gloves are extra bloody

[@apatiencedubethinkandprese2341]

I just saw that!

[@howard5992]

plus he wears no face mask...

[@ewwwitscosso2292]

Hey it’s the magician from the Wizard of Waverly place movie

[@ThePMM1997]

He played many roles of a magician in movies

[@Jemanzanares640]

He was also the lead singer in the show “Im in the band” singing for Iron Weasels

[@CrystalChhour]

ive been looking for someone to say that LOL

[@miljananisavic6998]

@@Jemanzanares640 I KNEW IT, I was searching for this comment

[@attemptingeventing1262]

Omg I was looking at him and thinking where he was from 😂

[@yogib668]

"I am Inevitable" "This is not Meth" "I don't screw up" "I am the Danger" "Dressed like a bat" "Bond, James Bond" "I am Batman" "The bat is dead. Bury it" "I have something in my pants"

[@lorenzopeterson7880]

Steve was a excellent opponent in matching wits with Dr House, Their are some things in the universe that can't be explained with medicine, mathematics, logic or reason.😎

[@lockedontarget770]

Too much trouble. Can I just pick my nose? LOL

[@derpidot]

Cue nosebleed from the wrong person

[@salmak3524]

Wait did I just hear LUPUS.... I thought that was banned on this show 😂 OMGG never got so many likes !!!

[@Collector2006]

They mention Lupus almost every episode. But its never lupus. Except for this time. It's actually Lupus.

[@megahellreaper]

@@Collector2006 And that one time in prison.

[@katrinav4925]

What is that

[@megahellreaper]

@@katrinav4925 Lupus? It's an autoimmune disease. Google it, it's your friend in times like these.

[@0Heeroyuy01]

@@megahellreaper except that one time in prison wasn't actually lupus it was something else

[@Jay84476]

God this magicians charisma is off the charts

[@JnEricsonx]

That's we love him in Dragon Age.

[@ladyspookums]

There's a good chance all the magic is real. Not in like a supernatural way but the actor, Steve Valentine is really an accomplished magician. He won the Close Up Magician Of The Year Award two years in a row (the maximum by the by) and does stage shows and private shows from The Magic Academy.

[@maia3035]

The guy who played the patient ALWAYS plays a magicians.

[@HummingbirdCyborg]

The lack of sterile technique or even a mask or hairnet in the OR while digging into a dude's abdomen is just beyond my suspension of disbelief.

[@bstmeg5237]

Ok ???

[@DeathByLego]

bst Meg that bad. There, made that simple for you.

[@userac-xpg]

bro its a tv show not an operating room

[@alos4025]

This guy was great on Monk as well. Knew I recognized him from another show when I heard him and then saw the magic acts he was performing.

[@TJKnight94]

4:53 House is trying very hard not to murder this man