Tricking Singaporeans to say Hokkien Bad Words! | 18+ *NSFW* | TMTV

[@denisetan7271]

Hi im actually that girl who friend zoned him BUT I wanna clarify that Im friendzoning him not cuz he’s bad it’s because he’s rly just a good Friend and like a family member so it sounded like I was flaming him but I wasn’t !!! D:

[@Tropicmonsters]

HAHA. Truth to be told guys, the video was edited to have a little fun and make the guy look friendzoned AF! 😂 Real life they both actually friendzone/Brozone each other 😂 #Editingmagic #hewillbealright 😂

[@ItzJaven]

that's just sad

[@jasonslololo]

Have insta ? You are cute !

[@musicgenrejas]

@@lordbluefire6335 I have a message for you: their skin remains extremely fair

[@mikewonglife]

It's good that you make clear of it.

[@Jordantzd]

The China-Chinese girl literally corrected the question LOL 3:36

[@EdGoh]

That friend zone guy abit sad

[@neoyikhao]

then the girl be like "april fool! I actually like you..." but well its still 1st of April.

[@timelapsesofsingapore5674]

And I wish I didn't break up...

[@HongYao]

man , I feel sad for them

[@Tropicmonsters]

😢 No lah, he alright! 😆

[@godzillafart6531]

@@timelapsesofsingapore5674 wtf is u again bro

[@EvenGhostListenToMay]

1 like for our fallen bro

[@DYLY544]

Omg i died 11:04. "I rather be extinct than be with him". HAHAHA

[@kennytan5055]

SOulzde pianoz me too! 🤣

[@Tropicmonsters]

Oh no🤭 #savagemax

[@Valenced]

I think he lowkey died too

[@cube9444]

sad sia

[@travischuajinghong9280]

please never have a friend like that

[@khoojinghern]

aiyo, its 我们得跟他们·说， not 我们说得跟他们说, everybody was having problem reading that line coz it was not right lol

[@CyberMew]

gale khoo ya the second sentence really phrased incorrectly

[@mintysherbet]

Gale Jing Hern Khoo EXACTLY MY FRIEND

[@milkadbury5400]

And it is pronounced as dei

[@meritamaki8850]

I'm from PRC and I endorse this correction.

[@joshi7434]

Ikr it shouldn’t the read as de but dei I was like ITS DEI

[@eugene2096]

They say chao jibai without realising that’s the funny part

[@Tropicmonsters]

Eugene Hahahaha yes, a lot of them don’t even know!! 😅 Felt bad. ALMOST

[@nmc0ke65]

@@Tropicmonsters Its supposed to be 有些皮肤**极**白的人not及. At 2:40 the lady from china kindly corrected the guy, saying "哦 这及字好像错了"(its hard to get what she's saying at first due to her accent but u can hear it after listening a few times). But whoever edited the vid decided to change it to "哦 这急躁讲错了" which has a totally different meaning. I'm not trying to be rude here but I think its best if I tell you about this.

[@raph_plays6805]

Haha lol

[@Bryaneng27]

some of them know bro but they just nvr voice it out

[@jessicag630]

Now, I'm curious. What does that curse mean? My friend's grandma used to curse at everyone with those words a lot.

[@RonLarhz]

Wait, wth is "我们说得跟他们" The prc is laughing at us and dying internally.

[@bunlenglay]

That should be "我们得跟他们说：“你敢你拿” ???

[@polargroup_babyzitong]

yeah you're right

[@ghostoperationswithcheukgu9844]

lmao

[@flarebloxed1474]

wow u verified huh

[@emersontao2116]

The chinese lady is from the North so she won't know the hokkien words. Actually I from shanghai and I know nothing about them. Probably we know more about the dirty words in cantonese.

[@hypotatoes5517]

Same here. I came to Singapore and learn those Hokkien words slowly

[@dleenedouglasdd]

I am hokkien descended but I know Cantonese swear words more than hokkien 😂😂

[@bloomrSG]

A bigger fool is a fool that hasn't realised they've been fooled. Well played, guys! #aprilfools

[@Tropicmonsters]

Bloomr.SG ayyyyyyy! #Aprilfools Better not get fooled 😉

[@FrTan]

this video is so damn funny. I cant stop laughing because of the sentence and the way you act so damn innocent LOL

[@Tropicmonsters]

WatchMyVideo Hahahaha, have to encourage them to keep going 😂

[@LZ08]

I scrolled through the comments, but couldn’t find an explanation. Can someone explain what the hidden bad words were? I speak Mandarin, but I’d like to learn Hokkien. My mom’s side of the family is from Xiamen and Quanzhou, but she grew up in Beijing and her parents didn’t teach her.

[@yeetus9849]

超级白 - chao ji bai - smelly vagina 敢你拿 - kan ni na - fk ur mother 拿杯 - na bei - fuck 懒趴 - lan pa - balls 大懒觉 - da lan jiao - big penis really clever way to weave in those vulgar words 😂

[@KMGJW]

I am appalled that us singaporeans are not aware of the difference between 说得（de) and 说得(dei) like srsly it’s basic Chinese!!!

[@jacka00006]

yeah dei is correct na? instead of de

[@fortwing]

得说 shei shuo，not 说得

[@MagicalKid]

Actually it's not their fault, they were asked to read what written and what's written on the paper was wrong.

[@RonLarhz]

The structure is even wrong wth is 说得跟他们讲，more like得对他们说。

[@KMGJW]

MagicalKid though the structure is wrong,it does not change the fact that in that instance 得 is dei

[@ajcph]

Please make a version 2 of this please.. it's so funny!

[@Tropicmonsters]

APRIL FOOLS!! Hope Y’all liked this video! And remember it’s just for fun!! 😊 Follow us on IG k @tropicmonsters.tv #tmfam

[@rouchlcw]

“cannot let malaysia down” - funny you should say that, when half of your mandarin sentences are grammatically wrong 😂

[@ThePrejudiced]

The china woman so cute lmao.. doesn't even know at all

[@Tropicmonsters]

ThePrejudiced Haha she was clueless.. did explain to her tho...!!

[@bard2227]

@@Tropicmonsters how did she react???

[@dxelson]

@@Tropicmonsters should've filmed her reaction

[@rampagx9096]

Feel bad for the guy getting friendzones :(

[@freshmilkmilk]

Wow look at what the rude girl said 'i rather be extinct than be with him' The guy ought to not keep quiet and put his foot down n ask her why she made that statement Jeremiah should help our fellow white cap bro by hooking white cap guy with fit o'clock to train his body bigger to be like captain America size. I bet when white cap guy buffed up the girl will be begging to date him. Cuz I think white cap dude got looks

[@denisetan7271]

Fresh Milk uhm I wasn’t being rude? It was mutual and they just edited out the parts where he friendzoned me lol

[@Tropicmonsters]

Fresh Milk is really invested into this friend zone story 😂

[@Riderfire38]

Lmao that guy was from my secondary school

[@fqiryryu]

@@freshmilkmilk cant blame her. If she wants a guy she dates him lah! Doesnt mean they hang out they must date what

[@musenw8834]

"Scratch the Itch" by Quincas Moreira? 😒 What happened to the classic music that you guys use? How come suddenly got royalty free music?

[@abelabyssal]

Damn I nvr laugh so hard before, and the fact that JmiahOnFire can hold that straight poker face! Legend!

[@韓語恩]

What does that mean " 幫我啦 拿杯″ My mother language is hokkien. I even can't understand ..

[@commonwealth1579]

韓語恩 我也不知道，尽管我是中国人

[@bef0rewind]

Maybe it's a translation mistake. 应该是 “请帮我拿杯子” 。

[@TM-DI_FFW]

This is true spirit of Singapore. I like it very much. PLEASE post more videos to present the young generation of Singapore who are the most smart people in the world.

[@dleenedouglasdd]

Are you Singaporean?

[@hwaiting6759]

Will it be consider copyright if i were to ever write the '懒觉' sentence in chinese compo?

[@Tropicmonsters]

Growterz A Yes we will need to sue you ...

[@shahrizal3656]

“Last question, so do you guys consider dating each other?” I M DED!

[@elaineg60]

As someone learning Chinese, I’d love it if you would have pointed out the “vulgar” words. 😁. Not so sure my prim and proper tutors would appreciate it, but I would! My Son is coming to stay with me for a few months so we can both save enough money to go to China for awhile-but before China, he has friends we want to visit in Saipan, Singapore and I have friends in Taiwan. Learning more “slang” is something I’m trying to do from KZbin since I’ll be mainly around 20-somethings for several months..

[@Temari_Virus]

1. 超级白 (chao ji bai) sounds like 臭膣屄 (chao ci bai), which literally means "stinky vagina", and is like saying "motherf*cker" in English 2. 敢你拿 (gan ni na) sounds like 姦恁娘 (kan ni na), which literally means "f*ck your mom" and is used as such 3. 拿杯 sounds like "nabeh" which is short for 姦恁阿爸 (kan ni na beh), which means "f*ck your dad" 4. 懒趴 (lan pa) sounds like 卵脬 (lan pa), which means "balls". There's also 懒觉 (lan jiao) which sounds like 卵鳥 (lan jiao) which means "cock" Usually these words are only said, not written, so I had to google how to write them and I'm not 100% sure I got the right 汉字

[@freshmilkmilk]

Wow this legit funny brah...the white cap guy poor thing kena frendzoned! I love it when they trust Jeremiah enough to be pranked by them not once, twice thrice n four times ! I bet NOC don't even have talents with ability to make interviewees comfortable ! The orange one quite cute if she train with fit o'clock sure very chio one. Ahahaha all kena tricked brah

[@Tropicmonsters]

Always with the nicest comments!! ❤️ U make our day ☺️ U really like Fit O’Clock ah!! We will collab with them soon again for u!!

[@freshmilkmilk]

@@Tropicmonsters bro no leh I like u n your ah Beng friend first then like fitoclock second ! Last time my friend gym also near to the geylang gym which is why I also familiar with Bruce fitness. Look forward to seeing more of your ah Beng guy the guy that did ah Beng reacts. He is also legit funny n cool!

[@11963able]

Rest in peace for the guy who kena rejected a few times in a row

[@juliezeit1515]

Wa laugh till I dropped and teared! Wonderful and extremely funny production!!!!

[@michaeldarren9757]

I feel guilty laughing for that friendzone guy HAHA. One fallen bro

[@Tropicmonsters]

General Zeng 😢😢😢 He’ll be alright

[@adrian1360]

Feel sad for that guy who got friendzoned....haizzz just like ah beng and maggie.

[@Tropicmonsters]

Adrian Ong Lets all hope Ah Beng gets out of the friendzone quick with Maggie!!

[@billyleecw]

The guy's lying though. The way he touched his face and the way his eyes darted away after saying no betrayed his words. A moment of silence for my brother in the friendzone.

[@wronglymade8672]

Girl: I rather be extinct then to date him Boy: how could this happen to me??!!

[@SuZanCookingChannel]

Felt sad for that guy

[@ruihan9051]

she say but she not know what she saying

[@user-ce3jb6nq7i]

OMG YASSS I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SIA!!!!!!!!

[@Tropicmonsters]

Brandon Yap Hahaha u been waiting for a new vid or this specific vid? 🙃

[@hante9605]

Yeah boiiiii new video

[@idk___________]

I always see you first one

[@Tropicmonsters]

Yeaaaaa booooiiiiiii ☺️ Thanks for support

[@Scarlett0305]

hokkien vulgar lan jiao nabeh lan pa cao chee bye kanina

[@michaelchoong4249]

King what does nabeh and lan pa means

[@celia80ify]

what kanina means?

[@zhoualvaro617]

Give us all those badwords translation please

[@azizismail4612]

Sometimes I visit Singapore and meet my friend, we make a joke until one of them get very angry to me and said - - - - lachau lu ka la, than I reply back and said lancau lu kalak la, it means drop or fall down, makes all of them laugh out loud at me, that's why some of my Chinese girl friends quite happy together with me.

[@azizismail4612]

@@michaelchoong4249 it mean your mother.

[@timelapsesofsingapore5674]

6:05 This girl has a "dirty" mind jk

[@j4dnn_134]

Dude, I see you everywhere in every Singapore related video!

[@wewlol9025]

what is it?

[@henry.soh_]

Wait I think I know you from roblox

[@Exsing]

Gold! Freaking funny stuff. Well done! 🤣

[@iansia4380]

I come from Taiwan and I understand most of the jokes. But I can't understand the "拿杯".What's the meaning?

[@hadesml8645]

Its na beh

[@iansia4380]

@@hadesml8645 lāu-pē? father?

[@cl906]

Imagine using this in your chinese compo😂

[@lohroosevelt5591]

Confirm F lah bro😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@orangeyellow9695]

I can imagine some cheeky brat doing it

[@numbersbits]

2:32 look at the guy's face, his so proud tryna impress his friend XD

[@hikarigaming2075]

Notification squad ✨

[@Tropicmonsters]

Official D3mi3n #TMFAM

[@benzei2003]

The first girl’s got very good Chinese. Really cute too!

[@Tropicmonsters]

Ben Zei They all got pretty decent Chinese actually 😂

[@hubertrichardo4792]

What does the third sentence mean

[@xsomili5501]

Is it bad that im a singaporean born in singapore but idk ANY of the bad words said in the senteneces like i have to guess what theyre laughing about.

[@antdreadoesyt8387]

Love all this Chinese interviews.

[@Tropicmonsters]

Thanks Andreaaaa😉 We will try to do more, when the weather is not so hot!!

[@sedrictakahiro9924]

Ever listen to 击败人 by Namewee?

[@DaNi3Lg0H]

10:33 LET THE ROASTING OF MANKIND BEGINS LMAO HAHAHAH I'M IN TEARS AHAHA THAT GIRL IS LIVING THE THUG LIFE 🔥🔥🔥

[@imwolfiee3110]

Isn’t the girl at Scape with the guy the one who participated in TMTV’s Chinese New Year greetings challenge?

[@Tropicmonsters]

Joel Tan different bro. U go see properly😂

[@rynabel]

Jmiah: "Will you both ever consider dating each other?" Friend: "No!" Other friend: "No!"

[@KawaiiDessu]

Best April Fools Jokes ever

[@Tropicmonsters]

Kawaii Dessu Hehehe yay!!! We did our best

[@Gabriel-mf1bp]

If its Chinese New Year then its good. You can give them a mandarin(柑）. Then say 柑你拿. If u all understand.....

[@timelapsesofsingapore5674]

Why are you at Yishun? I could have seen you there fppp. Go to Sembawang leh haha

[@Tropicmonsters]

KieronKN Singapore We are always in Yishun 😉 For awhile more only tho🤫

[@timelapsesofsingapore5674]

@@Tropicmonsters where else will you film?

[@j4dnn_134]

I found you here again..

[@frostbitepokin9520]

1:16 song?

[@valentinesy3205]

Anybody know kind of Chinese like, Jiek Peng, Pang sai, or kind of ker jea seong? I don’t know what is this Chinese? Anybody knows the name of this Chinese? Because I can feel that Singaporeans speak this Chinese!

[@cchuang534]

Hey Jmiah, you kinda look like the Philippine Senator Leila De Lima in this video haha. Phai-se! :P Great vid btw. :)

[@Tropicmonsters]

CC Huang Hahahahaha that’s so funny 😂 AGREED

[@thewoodmilladmin8789]

Jmiah ah you dam bad eh 😂 badgering the poor guy, kena friend zoned until so jialat

[@lzhoung]

What's wrong with the take cup word?

[@214club]

is nabei HAHHAHA

[@extraordinarypotatoes5577]

rachael :D lmao that’s like a hidden achievement couldn’t really get it when I first heard it

[@studytimelapseforyou]

拿杯=nabei

[@lzhoung]

I know how to read. But I don't know the meaning in hok kien

[@Tropicmonsters]

Rachael said it 😂

[@pei-yutseng7224]

I’m from Taiwan and I totally understand 124 but what does Na Bei mean ah hahaha this is so funny and cute

[@_XQYN]

It's a hokkien word but it has bad meaning it's like speaking vulgar but in hokkien

[@wilfred3260]

其实就台语“你老妈的” （林阿布诶），长年累月下来演变成了“那被”的读音

[@诗曼-b9p]

Proud to be Malaysia Chinese, I love Malaysia

[@Tropicmonsters]

有魅力的猴子 Malaysia Boleh!!

[@DJNicShogun]

Very Nice episode :D

[@Tropicmonsters]

Alex Armani 😉 Very Nice comment

[@samsara2684]

This guy nice lah , he doesn’t even laugh when they read the curse words , happy April fools guys

[@Tropicmonsters]

Aboutfun Pubg Singapore but nice guys finish Last

[@shujielua99]

What does that 拿杯 refers to actually? This is the only one I don’t understand

[@bigdanbeam2]

Nabeh

[@barkatullahyildirim4369]

I'm from northern China, I don't speak hokkien, and I totally have no idea which words in these sentences are bad words. Except some sentences are grammatically wrong or broken Chinese as you said.

[@山本駿佑-o8r]

I will tell you all the bad words. First sentence : chao jibai (means stinky pussy) Second sentence : ni gan ni na (means fxxk your mother) Third sentence : nabei ( also means fxxk your mother) Last sentence : lanpa and lanjiao ( lanpa means the balls bellow your dick, and lanjiao means your dick) All these bad words are in Hokkien （闽南语）

[@SennLens]

I have several of my friends prank me that in Chinese 7白 is "c***i". I started without realizing anything until I have my friend say out the word but sounds like "c***i" if for the Chinese word seven hundred.

[@juraimi1971]

Just imagine chinese students were going to have oral exam and accidentally say bad words!🤣

[@Tropicmonsters]

Juraimi Abdullah Hahaha, confirm A1 alr lah

[@warrenteaw8046]

what is the vulgar word for the 3 one?

[@aunvichettra]

Can anyone tell me what happen here? I don’t know any Chinese.

[@iloveans]

Chinese new year always can say 柑你拿 to your elders when presenting the oranges. Tried it this year, guaranteed results.

[@schivver]

Im quite familiar with the first and fourth ones but I dont think I ever heard someone say the second and third phrases so I tried to google them to know the meanings. For the second one, it's mostly used here to say "ho lang kan" which up until now I believe it means "got scolded (by other people)"as a slang . But I've never tried to find the actual meaning for "kan" and seems it means "F*ck". And here I can sometimes say it multiple times a day. I guess I need to stop saying it on public now that I know the meaning.

[@gsgaku]

Can I get that text to save it

[@travischuajinghong9280]

what is the third one?

[@retsellanipe]

When u try hard not to laugh when u hear them say the (bad) words but u don't wanna let them know that u r thinking of the same bad words

[@Tropicmonsters]

Allester Epin Hahaha yes. Must tahan like siao...

[@wingtoufung2339]

主持人所准备的中文句子基本都有语法问题。 It is so sorry that there are a number of grammar problems in these Chinese sentences you just prepare.

[@EireneDai]

2:39 Here's an error in the subtitle. The girl is saying "这及字好像错了". Because "及白" should be "极白".

[@xing6639]

几字

[@桃-s4h]

Hi I’m from Malaysia 你好这个影片很好看叻！！！！！😭😭

[@baxterchan5042]

At first I didn't get the 3 one then Na bei comes out

[@mintysherbet]

I don’t understand the second and third one could someone explain 😂

[@Luminus10]

At 1:12 that 2 "bros" are at Scape right? Near the McDonald's 😂 Are the others around Scape too? Or different places?

[@seftianjerry1640]

I'm Chinese, but I didnt understand about the badwords? Can help me ? Wo shi ke Jia ren

[@山本駿佑-o8r]

All these bad words are Hokkien （闽南语）,so that’s why you don’t understand it

[@pass_gt8562]

F for the friendzoned guy

[@davidchannn]

2:38 她說：這「及」字好像錯了。

[@Tropicmonsters]

David Chan yes I had some trouble there. thanks !! 😌

[@idk___________]

Also you do in north point right?

[@Tropicmonsters]

Winson Lee yessss we shot half in North Point half at Scape! ☺️

[@idk___________]

@@Tropicmonsters nice

[@tjxtjx2874]

Are you at Northpoint because I love to freaking go there

[@baperparah9351]

I’m Indonesian, I don’t really understand much, I’m still learning Mandarin, but I understand all the bad words AHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@eduardonicolascosmopolisri3502]

Could you please explain to me. I'm also learning chinese, but my level it's still not good, thanks.

[@dingus42]

@@eduardonicolascosmopolisri3502 the joke is that they are just normal sentences in Mandarin, but very rude in Hokkien (a different language that most Singaporeans are familiar with) "chau chi bai" - smelly vagina "kan ni na" - f your mother "na bei" - fuck "lan pa" - balls "lan jiao" - dick

[@victorlh8627]

Walao the white shirt guy damn sad sia hahahahaha

[@forgepubgmobile7064]

I’m 21 but I’m short I feel offended...

[@JavierMendozaAvila]

I'm confused. What language do people normally speak in Singapore? 👁👄👁

[@dingus42]

english and singlish (which is a creole of local languages e.g. Hokkien, Malay, English, Tamil, Mandarin, Teochew, Cantonese)

[@W2L5G]

I feel Kesian to the friend zoned guy.

[@paulmartin8299]

Of the 4 sentences, none is as funny as the last sentence made by the girl in orange "I rather be EXTINCT than be with him." LMFAO 😂

[@jamess6235]

What does SPM?

[@shawnoh7552]

RIP, fallen comrade.

[@__tachibana8072]

I agree fair skin people like me can’t get tan no matter what, and people just look at me thinking i’m sick or something

[@blizzaroxxx]

hahahahaha press 'F' for that fallen friendzoned brother

[@tanish260]

Lol I’m Indian and even I realised they said CCB

[@joshuakurian4827]

什么是“你敢你拿”的客家语的意思？我不明白这个视频的jokes。

[@freshmilkmilk]

Brah the white cap guy kena humiliated by that denim skirt girl brah....we gotta help him get a gf man. Can we have part 2 where we get white cap guy blind dates ? Look forward man!

[@Tropicmonsters]

Fresh Milk Hahaha first we have to find that guy!!!

[@freshmilkmilk]

@@Tropicmonsters brudder in future interviews please please get their contact cuz Jeremiah is the sorta guy that can bring out the kindered soul in every interviewees n it's really difficult soft skill that Jeremiah have. We also like to see more of Tiff G doing interviews together ! Amazing interviews ! How about u do a collab with fit o'clock buff guy get him to remove his singlet in front of girls with bfs n ask them whether they prefer a sensitive guy or a muscular guy ? Ahahaha I'm sure that will also be epic my man!

[@Bax-ui2ln]

6:37 that janitor has earpod,he doesnt speak broke

[@azizismail4612]

I'am a Malay Muslim man age 33, from Johor Bahru, Malaysia, I feel sorry because its to late for me watching this video of youtube channel which makes me to remind about speaking Hokkean, for me it is very easy Chinese language to learn and understand.

[@FokkerTISM]

It's a prank, where they make people read Chinese phrases that have Hokkien swear words hidden in them.

[@FikriTaufik]

Goodness me. Lol got CCB, DLJ, but what is Na bei? Sorry i’m malay. 😂

[@RonLarhz]

It's like "damn". Short form for knnb. Knnb include "fk u" but nb is more like damn/damn it/goddamn.