Triforce!

[@TheOzTurkish]

Listening in Adelaide, South Australia... Next minute pyrion says we don't exist and my house vanished from beneath me.

[@MrPeanut023]

Same

[@bshaw8175]

Yeah what next The WEST AUSTRALIAN police dont exist? (whats hilarious is that the West Australian police literally police the entire western 3rd of the continent

[@mooncat7009]

crikey

[@BD-yl5mh]

I love that the existence of South Australia fooled Pyrion

[@josephwhite722]

This killed me

[@dudeimanine7877]

"I'm not triggered, I'm motivated"

[@Watam8o]

Bag of untreated uncooked seeds meant for literal birds : exist Lewis : 👁👄👁 is for me?

[@Ramiell777]

He may be a bird

[@TomRyckeboer]

I need an episode where it's just Pyrion doing impressions of the British royal family.

[@TykusBalrog]

Pyrion is generally amazing at his impressions and accents.

[@potpot261]

I think you might be getting one... RIP

[@TykusBalrog]

@@potpot261 just heard about that. I would be so annoyed if i died at 99. So close to 100!

[@TomRyckeboer]

Oh no...

[@teucer_]

Become the next madcat ;)

[@Bob21150]

When your country and state gets mentioned and they don't believe it exists. Greetings from south Australia!

[@SuperSGFreak49]

I'm from victoria and can confirm that south australia doesn't exist

[@Dyljim]

@@NiksNebula NSW reporting in, SA is a crock of shit.

[@ethankennedy2723]

As we come out of lockdown in the UK, I would like to say a fond farewell to the good consistent Triforce we have come to know and love during the pandemic. It has been a pleasure lads (salutes while "wherever you are" starts playing in the background)

[@thefinal9923]

Really pleased to see the return of Prince Philip to the podcast this week.

[@creativeuniverse6487]

Rip

[@thefinal9923]

@@warfan1302 I react flippantly but yes, this did not indeed age very well

[@meridanrichardson9631]

As a avid listener to the podcast, I finally have something that I can comment about properly! When I moved from England to New Zealand, I thought I was getting honked at all the time. But over here is a common thing that people will beep out to friends they see in the car or wherever they are. I thought it was only used rarely, being correction like Pyrion stated. Not as a friendly gesture too. Its like Russian roulette in if they are beeping cause your a bad driver or that it's your mate. I hope they see this comment!

[@thegrandimperialist168]

Pyrion's royal family voice acting is so funny.

[@EcthelonEvendil]

Such fortunate timing as well.

[@sevvyasmr4879]

19:24 flawless Royal family impression by pyrion Edit: RIP HRH Prince Philip

[@nitfumble]

I am more dedicated to this podcast than anything.

[@aPatheticEmo]

RIGHT!

[@ashholiday123]

It's so weird to think this thing started before Brexit and I've watched every episode lmao

[@ju9stin907]

My son started calling himself Triforce podcast to try to get the same love I give this podcast

[@jkjamjk]

That is... sad

[@ju9stin907]

@@jkjamjk You clearly wouldn't understand

[@lemon1797]

The notification of the new podcast is the only thing that keeps me going

[@thefinal9923]

I relate

[@daggerdan12]

Stay strong

[@unity9458]

Don't worry Makhno, in time you will finally restore the free territory

[@lemon1797]

@@unity9458 soon

[@jamescarroll384]

Bears run faster than even peak physical humans, so as an average human running is never the correct answer. In school we were taught "If it's brown lay down (play dead), if it's black fight back (make yourself big)". The issue with this is actually that some brown bears look black and some black bears look brown, so it doesn't always work in practice.

[@OliverRPendle]

You're absolutely right, I know it as "If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white... goodnight" - but it's like a lot of things, this sort of advice is the minimum you can do to hopefully survive, but there's always going to be exceptions. Black bears are more aggressive than brown bears I believe and actually if I'm correct, despite what most people might think, most deaths from bears actually come from Black bears rather than Brown even though brown bears are usually much bigger. I think most people who die from brown bears die by accident from being trampled or knocked over or killed in defence, whereas, although still very rare, most aggressive attacks come from black bears. In the end, if you're unlucky enough to walk by a starving bear... you're pretty buggered whatever you do.

[@ze_rubenator]

As long as there's someone else in the group that runs slower than you, running is the best strategy =D

[@AIBETTSYIA75]

Former Journalist here - Pyrion, those kind of farmer stories will usually be picked up on a local level for a regional paper, like the one I worked for, either by the farmer calling up or through social media. Everyday nations scan local press for quirky "interesting" stories which they will then steal for the nationals. I had one stolen about an estate that was overrun by feral chickens and it was in the Metro and Daily Mail... using my quotes and no credit to me..

[@bounderby99]

I don't know how didn't notice this sooner, but my favorite part of the Triforce animation is that Lewis and Pyrion blink. It's such an unnecessary but such a fun detail

[@RND_ADV_X]

I feel like I'm losing my mind here, did Lewis just advocate a conspiracy theory of colluding seed sellers to artificially inflate snack food prices by adding meal worms to bird seed? 🤣 Love this podcast lol

[@knitterknerd]

The only good reason I can think of to discourage people from eating birdseed is if it isn't food grade for some reason, or they just don't want to bother to get it approved by the government as safe for humans, or whatever. But adding mealworms would be a really weird way to do it.

[@DragonMasterGold]

New fan: Oh, this was recorded last week! Dave: Oh, they're only 1 year ahead of uploads, much closer then normal.

[@melledevries4685]

Lewis: A baby emu, a baby goat and a baby goose Sips, Pyrion & me: ...walk into a bar

[@knitterknerd]

There are roads in rural parts of the US that are one lane, but two-way, without visibility. So you're supposed to honk before turning onto the road, and anyone already on the road should honk back to tell them to wait.

[@lemon1797]

As an Australian, I also have no clue what's in south Australia. It's a wasteland for all I know

[@thegrandimperialist168]

Adelaide!

[@acmb_]

As a South Australian, I'm surprised it was mentioned at all

[@cameron6770]

It's mostly desert and Adelaide. The South Australian police is definitely a thing tho

[@lewis809]

I have an Australian kelpie as a dog and I can tell from her behaviour there’s a whole lot of nothing in Australia lol. Greetings from 🇬🇧!

[@alanalda4302]

I live by North Star the place with the black bear stuff, and if one of them approaches you you’re just supposed to yell at it and the bear gets scared and shuffles away

[@joshuniacke2442]

If I lived in somewhere that had bears I would simply carry a salmon in my pocket everywhere

[@alanalda4302]

@@joshuniacke2442 I see no flaw in this plan

[@potato9455]

"It's sustainable, hair keeps growing" - Pyrion Flax, the exception to the rule.

[@nwickstead]

Who doesn't like peeing off tall stuff or in beauty spots? I stopped whilst driving around the dead sea to pee into a sink hole and watch the rainbow colours at sunset

[@ninejives8708]

some places are just made for peeing.

[@MrFligoo]

Honestly you guys are the best, I love you loads and you brighten my day every podcast. Thanks for being real and yourselves in this saturated bullshit of a world ❤

[@darkestknightreturns]

The Royal Family impressions are the best :)

[@TheBleualtair]

They were talking about the queen, and just then the news of Prince philip's death were put out. Rip

[@EcthelonEvendil]

If true, the reason they stick stuff in seed bags to stop people eating them is the same reason they put methanol in alcoholic cleaner to stop people drinking it. It's a tax thing. Basically, if it's fit for human consumption it gets taxed more so it costs the company money.

[@laellions]

Literally describing black mirror

[@Kai-vp1oh]

I adore the unanimous vitriol in response to cynical companies, the royals and ant and dec

[@jamathy9953]

That impression aged like a fine wine...

[@samibacha2585]

Recorded here were the last words of the late Duke Of Edinburgh, R.I.P get to training those Jedi younglings now

[@teucer_]

Prince Phillip was sacrificed to save the royal family.

[@Dyljim]

Pyrion is confused because he added "The" to "South Australian Police". It is not "The South of Australia", it is a state that is "South Australia" directly opposite of "North Australia", which is why Lewis didn't have a problem understanding that it's extant since he was thinking of it as "South Australian Police". In other words, you wouldn't have a problem understanding that there is a "North Carolina" or "South Carolina" police. Same logic applies here

[@charliecrome207]

Lol pyrion considering a dystopian social credit system for driving

[@PowersOfDarkness]

Funny enough, what Pyrion talks about near the end, is actually what the Social Credit Scores in China are, rather than whatever it is imagined as on reddit, its not all that it is of course, nor is it consistent, most of the SCS system is decentralized into experimental programs run by city authorities on a trial basis, the most consistent part of the SCS system is related to debt payments and is fairly close to the Credit Rating system in America but applies mostly to businesses and businessmen rather than a normal person trying to buy a home.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

Episode 171: Lewis reads off random newlines, and Sips and PFlax tell him to fuck off for 50 minutes

[@ForeverTraitor]

I'm pretty sure Pokemon Go started as a Google Maps April Fools.

[@theframe100]

Pflax' parody of the royals was fucking hilarious.

[@theinfamouskcaj]

Pflax’s impressions were off the chain this episode 😂

[@Codemarla]

Pyrion is actually incorrect about the headlight thing. If you flash someone to say they can go, then they have an accident then you are not liable. Firstly because theres no proof that you even flashed them, and secondly, because the onus is on the other driver to know that being flashed is not the correct procedure, so they shouldnt follow your instructions. I used to work for a big insurance company and we had to deal with this a few times. Same applied for someone is indicating to turn then doesnt turn and you hit them. Its your fault, not the them.

[@360H3ADSHOT]

Pflax’s british royalty accent is flipping amazing

[@Cr1me-wavE]

They always go by so quickly :(

[@fawn2911]

You're supposed to play dead with a brown bear or spray it with bear mace if you have it. Black bears are more comfortable around humans so you have to yell at them or make a lot of noise to get them to run away

[@samscholz5024]

The social credit score is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard . Pyrion once again having the shiniest ideas of the three. This is the subject of countless dystopian stories.

[@shaunlomax1]

"your brain is an April fool" - Sly Sips strikes again XD

[@xdguy2569]

don't you guys remember? you have to SHOOT THE BEAR WITH THE FLARE

[@Tomfissh]

“The South Australian Police isn’t a real thing”

[@daggerdan12]

Happy Wednesday troops

[@HatyMon]

Pyrion literally describing the plot to a Black Mirror episode lmao

[@laka0013]

pyrion's impressions are golden!

[@Terinije]

Shampooing twice is actually nothing more than a way to get you to double your use. It has no benefit. Your hair just looks better after a professional shampoo by being exposed to a different shampoo than your hair is used to.

[@Terinije]

And Lewis... I'm pretty sure that the worms are for the birds to eat, not to eff over humans wanting to eat bird seed.

[@AdorkableAudio]

My only notice that the weeks are going by is the Triforce Podcast

[@kamikazesopp]

Does Lewis realize that part of why birdseed is so cheap is that it doesn't have to pass all the checks to guarantee it as safe for human consumption?

[@SaintPablo42]

Great ep! Love you guys

[@samzala]

You'd be surprised how much there is to be researched about even well known animal species.

[@corradosoprano5408]

Seeing the views on these drop every week hurts man

[@finleyjennings6051]

Seem pretty consistent to me

[@Hollow5999]

pyrion would really piss off that bear

[@davidmarden4789]

Pyrion hasn't ever been to Portland International Airport. super clean and at least 2 brewpubs

[@StalkTheHype]

So pflax is the only one who knows how the horn is supposed to be used and Lewis and Sips are too awkward & embarrassed to use the horn for what it literally is for.

[@BriznaBurr]

Ok is it just me or did last week’s episode feel like it took 3 weeks to be released, and this one literally took 2 days??

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

Well, they're always released at the same time.

[@dodde216]

Pyrion should really do some more stuff in the (voice) acting world

[@g_manitie1138]

Sips saying south canadian police would be ridiciulous he forgets we have the rcmp lol

[@ale6242]

ugh god can you imagine how insurance companies would abuse the rating thing!! for every downvote you get you pay an extra £100 a year. sounds awful!

[@Pilsnor]

Pflax is using his horn right, not just at anything, but at people clearly not seeing you

[@scurvymcdiggle2741]

this just in. Bald man yells at the news.

[@thanxbutno]

that rate my driving thing is real, you can look up a number plate and rate it. there are trolls yes

[@tarnyowl6068]

Just wondering, who decides the background colour of the video. And can I request it be pink? D2

[@Scarlett90]

The only thing with making staff clean more, is they don't hire new people, they expect the already overworked staff to do even more, cause they can't be arsed investing in more people.

[@darthvaderyan]

34:52 skipperino advert

[@GoodKingMort]

Will.i.am is very intelligent, and very charitable. He donated £500,000 to the Prince's Trust and has helped many many children with their education 👍

[@g3cd]

Who else thought "well, this is your regular food now, you VEGAN!" when Lewis started saying "I got a bag of bird food this week"?

[@DeanoDoesHorror]

Do yourselves a favour and go an watch the video by The South Australian Police with the sausage dogs! Let me know if you did

[@adora000]

i think they missed a trick with the name, April Fools and Horses?

[@ZhecoNol]

By god, I find April Fools dreadful this was something else

[@TheStarchamber]

Where the hell would SBS ever get the budget for that, anyway?

[@Cer-i9e]

South Australia is the name of a state.

[@RCGamex]

Prion coming up with and idea that sounds like it’s from black mirror....

[@TheJallerKnight235]

Part of the terrible news presenting of the April Fool may be due to the fact that they're not allowed to do anything that could deliberately mislead the public. Or at least, that's how it is in the US. There have been panics in the past from too-convincing jokes.

[@Dubbsteppa21]

most of the stuff is see in amareican news is lies though

[@tangledupinblue8646]

Ahhh, my weekly Wednesday Medicine

[@MrMcswiggens]

Dolly is the only worthy one.. the others are anything but role models. Dolly wrote multiple top charters back to back. The others lie and feed banksters and pocket money.. quite the opposite of a role model :)

[@longshadow2091]

Did flax just refer to geese as "docile"? Has he ever met a goose irl?

[@majorphysics3669]

I'd like to point out that there is the RCMP, literally police for all of Canada lol.

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

For the bear virus, I don't think people are going over and picking bears up. I think it's more of black bears coming over to people and staying around them, because the bear has no fear of them while the person is scared shitless because there's a bear right in front of them. I think the triforce guys have a terrible habit of thinking everyone except them are mongoloids.

[@CurtisOvard]

I agree with Pflax I hate April fools day. It's so stupid.

[@bigel2257]

Pyrion said ‘slap the water’ when there’s a shark uhhhhh is that actual advice? I’m no expert but I’m also no stranger to shark week pretty sure sharks can sense movement in water and slapping the water will make them think you are flailing about wildly (not that you wouldn’t be) or make them think you are a seal and they will attack you the same way they attack surfers so... stick to the punch I guess?

[@josephwhite722]

Listening from Adelaide, South Australia and can confirm it’s not real

[@DunningofKruger]

Hate to be the “uhh actually” guy but this info could possibly prove useful to someone. You definitely should never run from dogs. They have an instinctive drive to chase anything that runs away from them, if you have a pet dog you’ll likely naturally pick it up when playing with them. If you’re out and about and come into contact with an aggressive dog. Face them and slowly back away until you’re a safe distance. The same with bears and big cats but if you’re in contact with bears or big cats you likely already have better countermeasures.

[@Rurumeto]

this episode is what killed phillip

[@volfrax]

Update the RSS reeeeeee! But actually thank you. Im sure this one will be great

[@Osskiee]

Lads come down to south Australia it’s great 👍

[@thanxbutno]

RIP Prince Phillip, god damn :(

[@Diwalia]

"If it's good enough for the birds it's good enough for me" is the exact opposite of what you should be thinking when deciding what to eat. Many products made for animals don't even have close to the same standards as human food.

[@Sem5626]

how the fuck have you not heard of south australia

[@lemuhnn]

hello

[@PunishMelonsQueck]

sup

[@fartglock8551]

@@PunishMelonsQueck sup sup

[@cameron6770]

Flax doesn't believe Australia is real. South Australia? Load of bollocks, mate. SBS, never heard of it!

[@Endrw]

pyrion? more like sexy

[@mortedurban]

lorefools or yourfools?

[@Bluecanna]

my name is shane :( I thought I was good at singing