Triforce!

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Triforce! Episode 199.5! No one wants Flax's dirty, tainted blood, Sips makes himself laugh with a terrible joke and Lewis tries out some retro Kalashnikov-chic fashion.
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@uglyguyy 2 жыл бұрын

we've managed to circle back to the geordie holodeck creepiness lol. amazing

@christopherconnel6909 2 жыл бұрын

I loved how PF shouted about how Lower Decks is all shouting, and then touched on things about the holodeck that Lower Decks nailed in their first season. Cheers mate.

@dougpowers 2 жыл бұрын

"Well give her worse jobs." "I've got her cleaning **** out of the holodeck's **** filter!" "... Ugh. People really use it for that?" "Oh, yeah. It's mostly that."

@darthvaderyan 2 жыл бұрын

I am dying laughing at sips boring lotr questions. "what color are saruman's jammies" "what does sauron have for breakfast" killed me. I bet tolkien never though about that lol

@Iguanoman 2 жыл бұрын

Pyrion's Worf impression killed me lmao

@galacticcat3660 2 жыл бұрын

"He's not really called Bowser, that's insane!" Turns out, Bowser is actually a semi-common surname in the United States.

@thecanadianguy1662 2 жыл бұрын

Loved the Triforce live! Jingle jam did so well and I’m so excited I was able to help and watch along

@Ben.Pickett3 2 жыл бұрын

Is the vod working? When i went on it it just jumped around between conversations the whole way through

@rocketforthree4479 2 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: The recent "Pondering my Orb" meme is actually artwork of Saruman looking at a Palantír from a 1988 LOTR gamebook.

@gd1247 2 жыл бұрын

Lewis' akb48 joke lol

@BlackDemon05 2 жыл бұрын

At least WE get it lol

@WittyMick03 2 жыл бұрын

49:06 "I think Nintendo own Sonic now." "Yeah they do which is bonkers."

@XenonSlayer 2 жыл бұрын

some say, the SEGA stonks dropped 50 points that day...

@tylerhoffman7961 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact!? When the lads are talking about rifles/AK’s, Lewis asks if there is an AKB48 at 44:04 . This is his weeb coming out as it is referring to a Japanese idol group.

@Visitant69 2 жыл бұрын

Don't pull leeches off, don't put a lighter to a leech. Rub a little bit of salt on a leech and they'll just let go. I've gotten them to let go by rubbing it with a potato chip.

@mikehitchcock5753 2 жыл бұрын

I can totally relate.

@beardington3rd 2 жыл бұрын

If the holodecks a rocking! Make sure to leave your sock on the automatic door.

@benny802 2 жыл бұрын

Halfway through the decimals boys!

@Terraphice 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best episodes ever, absolutely hilarious stuff. (DS9 is the best, Lewis is right. TNG is about the same level but Quark is hands down the best character in Star Trek next to Data.)

@thebeav111 2 жыл бұрын

My friend has a problem with extremely high iron stores which cause damage unless he gives blood once a month or so.

@FiaraGC 2 жыл бұрын

In the US you don't get paid for blood either. It's a quick thing and you can only do it once every few months. Plasma on the other hand is like a 45-90 minute process and you can do it twice a week and they pay you. (I was told purely because it takes so long)

@McQuiznos 2 жыл бұрын

The talk of bowser working at Nintendo reminded me of a gun chief in an artillery unit I was in, who was named Cannon.

@xeoknight845 2 жыл бұрын

45:00 choking on my sandwich at the "retro vibe" joke

@PerhapsNotAnAiButMaybe 2 жыл бұрын

Aaaaccchtually, Sauron had a physical form during Frodo's time.

@mekbots 2 жыл бұрын

TNG is my favourite Trek but I gotta agree with Lewis that DS9 is the best one.

@danzeband1498 2 жыл бұрын

The Swedish Armed Forces uses the Ak5 and the Ak4 :) (They're real fun to shoot lol)

@Loogielicker69 2 жыл бұрын

I just want the lads to know, that in the (US) gun community there is literally a mindset of people who think "da so retro" with the AK variant rifles, and refuse to put anything other than wooden furniture on their guns

@Goomberdups 2 жыл бұрын

One of the funniest episodes in a while

@josephshepherd6968 2 жыл бұрын

weft and warp are threads that go horizontal and vertical, if my childhood down t'old mill serves me right.

@XMysticHerox 2 жыл бұрын

DS9 is easily the best Star Trek series just by virtue of having actual character development.

@gfygberyeah 2 жыл бұрын

The only time I can think of another character development situation in start trek is Tasha Yar, and that's cause she died lmao

@teucer_ 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a botfly using your skin as a nest

@mikehitchcock5753 2 жыл бұрын

No.

@olknoxlo 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a botfly using a small computer to type that comment

@GalianMode 2 жыл бұрын

AKB48 joke was lost on these dads, Lewis!

@JamieAubrey 2 жыл бұрын

53:00 There's a whole Black mirror episode based around that Holodeck idea

@andreprice5996 2 жыл бұрын

When pyrion made that koopa joke I lost my shit

@alexandersinn3548 2 жыл бұрын

In South Africa it is said as *sqif* used to describe when something is scew

@jorbdan6305 2 жыл бұрын

You guys won't believe me on this, but there actually are health benefits to leeches. Not because you have "too much blood" but because they increase the blood perfusion in your skin.

@misumi6312 2 жыл бұрын

Note on Australia and leeches, we have land leeches which are fun

@knitterknerd 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not actually a huge Star Trek nerd, but I have such strong opinions about DS9! TNG is my favorite, but my husband and I are working on watching through most of the Star Trek series, and we both LOVED DS9. The thing is, a lot of what's great about it is the long-term plot stuff going on. Watching it on TV when it originally aired, one episode a week, you probably wouldn't get as much of a sense of it as you would the way people tend to watch shows online now. I do have to admit that Sisko is mostly a boring character, but there are lot of episodes where the actor really gets to shine. The 20th century Earth episodes are probably some of the best time travel episodes in Star Trek. And the alternate universe episodes? So much better than you'd expect. Quark and his family have some good comedy episodes. The one where Nog does a bunch of trading, one red paperclip-style, might have been my husband's favorite. Miles O'Brien basically turns into a Bruce Willis character with MacGyver skills, which is kinda fun if you can ignore that he spent all of TNG standing in the teleporter room. I have one big issue with the show that my husband and I call Chekhov's clock, but I haven't seen anyone else complain about it, so maybe it's just us. When it comes down to it, though, whatever else you think about the show, DS9 has one shining beacon of light that can't be dimmed. It's the series with Garak, and you could never have a bad show with Garak. I rest my case.

@beastbum 2 жыл бұрын

44:05 LOL

@rpreston5867 2 жыл бұрын

great ending

@lladerat 2 жыл бұрын

There is a guy working at Citroen whos name is Charles Peugeot and im not even fucking kidding.

@FixtaFernback 2 жыл бұрын

I love TNG, but DS9 is absolutely the better show. Great characters that actually have arcs throughout the show, and a great overarching story over the latter few seasons.

@VKOp1No3 2 жыл бұрын

Sips is the older version of that shorts youngster from pokemon.

@justinpitonzo8988 2 жыл бұрын

Lower decks is funny af fite me

@ReFoxBlue 2 жыл бұрын

"If you just turn up and it happened" you mean JJ 2017?

@Saintballer420 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe they are still talking about Star Trek 200 episodes in

@jacob7922 2 жыл бұрын

Its a good thing these guys didn't watch DS9 because when they were talking about how creepy the holodeck was, they haven't even seen the creepiest episode of all time. The one when Quark tries to make a scan of Kira to make her into a character in his dirty program and they play it for slapstick comedy. Horrific. Btw how did Pyrion manage to watch the unwatchable newer star treks, but cannot get past S1E1 of DS9?

@daelaran5582 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not trying to be that guy, but in the books of the Witcher, monsters aren't commonplace. It's said in the books that the Witcher's are actually killing so many monsters that they are running out of work. Of course, games and shows will always be different, but I just thought to give you a fun fact.

@lin90210 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha sips "asking for a friend" about donations

@slidewineder3953 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@stepstv4466 2 жыл бұрын

DS9 is the best and Lower Decks is alright too

@gregryan6120 2 жыл бұрын

Supposedly using a lighter on a leech on you or pulling them off are both dangerous. I think you are supposed to just let them do their thing

@thebeav111 2 жыл бұрын

Actually it's a simple fix, pour salt on them

@Terinije 2 жыл бұрын

DS9's the best. Deal with it. Also, calling the president of a major company a sheep because of nominative determinism is pretty peak triforce.

@alkazargui175 2 жыл бұрын

cool podcast

@lookoutforchris 2 жыл бұрын

Heart thing in February? From the vax?

@Bob21150 2 жыл бұрын

0- gang!!!!

@bockminster7474 2 жыл бұрын

how could he not say AI of Sauron

@Gingster2max Жыл бұрын

They just wrote Wanda vision

@bonebag1961 2 жыл бұрын

lol

@a.garcha199 2 жыл бұрын

I like how so much of this podcast is pyrion poking holes in the fact that there's too many monsters for civilization to exist in the Witcher, when a big plot point in the Witcher is that there's not enough monsters for witchers to make a living anymore.

@Adam-lt4fx 2 жыл бұрын

omg this episode had so many false claims. Young blood is certainly better for transfusion, red blood cell labelling and phagocytosis occurs when cells are too rigid. The NHS uses practices set in place 60 years ago based on observation rather than science and as such blood is transfused still cold which reduces its malleability resulting huge percentages of transfused blood being destroyed by the body after transfusion its really not an efficient procedure... So young peoples red blood cells which are certainly more plastic result in higher efficiency rates and lower immuno pathology rates. secondly trepanning is still a modern surgery method for brain hematomas its just of course much more refined..

@alexlawson4173 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rreeeekk 2 жыл бұрын

Wait who?

@thebeav111 2 жыл бұрын

Also, high iron stores is a real problem for some people, my friend has to give blood often or it damages his body.

@Watam8o 2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately "beans" Isnt a Yogism. Baked beans and being a bean boy are highly ingrained in meme culture.

@storyogre8627 2 жыл бұрын

I've heard beans'd it in America decades before the Yogscast existed. It's an uncommon saying but not new. I've never heard spilled beans on yourself outside of Yogscast.