Triforce! #38 - How to Trigger a Murderer

It's the anniversary of the Triforce Podcast where we're waffling about hairy women, bleached b-holes and swimsuit calendars!
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[@0ptriX]

>Tune into Triforce >All about genitalia >Tune into Yogscast Live >All about genitalia

[@eddybingo5871]

Ah yes, the Triforce podcast has always been celebrated for its excellence.

[@generalwolf007]

Wait, what?

[@deceptiwave2936]

MWAHA

[@helmicide]

Orson Welles NEXT

[@ConRayArt]

What a deluge.

[@Flusap]

its fermented in the bottle and like the best podcasts its vintage....dated-

[@HerohammerStudios]

This is the only podcast I enjoy listening to without having to do other stuff at the same time

[@ellum00]

I always listen to Triforce when I'm braiding my hair for the night or falling asleep. I have pretty bad anxiety at nights and occupying my brain with this nonsense really helps me get over it before drifting off. Thanks for the awesome 38 podcasts so far, guys :)

[@FoeReaper]

your welcome

[@lboijens2173]

YOU - 'RE

[@HAJICON]

braiding your arm hair?

[@ellum00]

haji nah, the hair on my imaginary balls.

[@FoeReaper]

its your you-re means you are or did they not teach you this?

[@MrAntieMatter]

Wait a fucking second it hasn't been a year yet, the first one was published on the 23rd this is too early!

[@MyWaifuisaPillowofa7YearOld]

This is unacceptable, send it back!

[@iamcerealman102]

It's because Lewis is going to Vancouver next week!

[@hagg3r]

they recorded it earlier though

[@stuchris]

sure it was released the 23rd, but they may have RECORDED IT on the same day!

[@tomawesomeface5552]

PLUS! The Episodes they skipped! BOOM! THEY DIDN'T DO 38 PODCASTS!

[@robertcockburn6130]

God you can always tell Pyrion takes those compliments to heart, and they mean a lot to him. Made so much better by the fact that he is, actually, an incredible writer

[@caelumdudek3976]

If flax made a book staring bodega I would buy it

[@jabbyjojo]

he'll never sell rights

[@f4tpie]

It's happening!

[@w5527]

I have some good news for you. It's now available for pre-order!

[@BONESTORM2501]

William Nuno hah real deal. Go get you the bodega book

[@spampaper_]

Shoryu pfffffft,well you won’t believe it when u tell you about the audio-book

[@xSKlPS]

7:47 "Change your name to Skips" I've been doing it for years and it hasn't worked.

[@Fabhaz]

"Yea, you fucking take it you hairy bitch!" - Pyrion Flax

[@CRACKALACKASHANG]

I bought Bluetooth headphones so I can listen to this podcast at home, walking to class, at work, studying, and any other second of free time I have. My life is a montage with sips banter in the background

[@licensedegirl320]

Triforce Ballcast, more please. I never knew how much I needed 3 grown men talking about their balls in my life.

[@Evitaschannel]

10:39 the whole conversation made me laugh so hard

[@ricecommander6151]

Schedule Intro gross chat involving pee poo sex vjjs dongs ect what happened chat(What's going on with their lives) And finally my favorite Bodega

[@aidanscovers]

gross chat? I'm not going to say grow up butttt

[@ricecommander6151]

aidanscover Oh my god XD

[@damightymoo_stache2196]

Rice Commander *etc

[@NinjaTofu0]

I'm at the part about kissing a woman's hairy arms and getting a mouthful of hairs and I just laughed so hard this big chunk of saliva just drooled out of my mouth. Good thing I'm standing above a sink doing the dishes.

[@daggerdan12]

This podcast hasn't been out a WHOLE YEAR what the fuck happened to a year of my life

[@TheBeastyGerbil]

Holy shit has it really been a year of 2 and a half dads

[@NamalesHero]

Look I feel I need to say this , because it's important to me and maybe to others , I might get hate for this or not . I have been watching the Yogscast for a very long time , and I love them now as much as I loved them the first time . These guys are a family, my family , with good with bad , with everything that they have done , I have been here and I will be here until the end . They have grown and they have been through a lot of things, some of them good some of them not that much , but I don't mind it , they are the same guys I have always known and I love this . I am not some child that wrote a comment just to get atention or something , I am serious because I want to say how much I care about this family , about the Yogscast and how much they have changed my life in good , they inspire me , they made me laugh , cry and they have been with me and helped me get through a lot , I want to give my thanks to every single person in the Yogscast ( past and present ) and I want to say that I love you all very much .

[@FoeReaper]

fuck you

[@NamalesHero]

FoeReaper 4000 Ok , I just want to know what makes you say this ?

[@baronultrapoor1255]

the troll is strong

[@baronultrapoor1255]

but i agree entirely with your statement, sir/madam

[@idrinkyourmilkshake7715]

I applaud you dear sir for your good nature

[@CharBezwingerOrom]

Oh god. I nearly fucking died. I was drinking some soda when sips said the "after hot shower ball dragging stuff". Fuck. I saw the light man

[@chris15782]

The happy birthday made me LOL at work. I love you guys! Thanks for taking the tedium out of the day!

[@molexi6537]

Ive been waiting for this the whole day

[@molexi6537]

they've been talking about balls so long

[@molexi6537]

***** yea, im glad they told us now

[@bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu]

I'm a girl and i have hairy arms....awkward

[@BenSearsVids]

are you attracted to ballsacks because that was a question that was asked

[@Withers00]

Vengeful Sloth Don't let it bother you. One of those things where anyone worth caring about, won't care about it.

[@lauraokeeffe6399]

Vengeful Sloth same. I shaved mine for about 2 years and I just can't be bothered anymore. What's the point hahaha

[@Evitaschannel]

I just want to let you know (I'm not trying to sound rude) : nobody gives a fuck. Live your life. If there's anyone who judges you for your hairs they are not worth your fucking energy :D

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

Gods, this podcast goes abstract so quickly, it really catches you if you're not careful. Mr.fluffers.. Oh man

[@juliuskivimaki4491]

Holy shit it does not at all feel like this has been going for a year, I still associate Triforce as being a new Podcast in my mind, I remember watching the first one and it only feels like a couple months ago.

[@TKVirusman]

I'm so so glad this and you guys exist! I'm not gonna be one of those soppy nerds that says you make my life worth living or anything but I haven't missed a single one on release day including the 1st one which i was hyped for as soon as it launched! I got the Bodega shirt as soon as i knew it existed and i think it's safe to say as someone who has listened to every episode of both multiple times, you are a true, worthy replacement for the Yogpod. Here's to another year of my favourite content on the internet boys!!! I have a massive cavernous vagina

[@icykickflip]

I keep turning the tri-force on to do other stuff but then I end up standing in the corner staring at my phone listening to them

[@kristinacollins3749]

The TED Talk about replying to spam emails was a recommended video at the end. Cheers guys, congrats on 1 year! Can't wait to listen to more!

[@ruffyluv]

Garfield was my childhood, i thoroughly enjoyed it and laughed very often. All three of you have a bad habit of generalising everyone else based on your own experiences. But i absolutely enjoy your prattle! carry on lads.

[@vrostar]

I love this podcast so damn much, every episode is just a materpiece.

[@jackhales6179]

make a shitty day a good day - triforce podcast

[@tombombtj]

Still better facial animations than mass effect Andromeda.

[@loginlogan6397]

Sips is right though... i always listen to this podcast when i clean the restrooms at work! I always get a good laugh around the end of the work day!!!

[@Scio_]

I _would_ like to see Pflax Sips and BlueXephos shirtless on my wall. Turps, Trott, and Smith too. I _will_ make fun of them, but only for charity.

[@leonijorna4891]

THEY RENAMED THE CHANNEL!!!! hart = braken

[@VassoulaBlackKitty]

After 10 days of nonstop studying Advanced Organic Chemistry for my MSc exams, this podcast was balsam for my ears and soul. Thank you guys

[@destroyer45000]

I think lewis just wanted that calendar for himself

[@jajohnek]

Man, I loved garfield comics. The animated stuff in TV was shit, but I definitely remember I enjoyed the humor in garfield comics. Might get some to see if I still like them

[@DyllonSlaboda]

Garfield comics were never meant to be funny.

[@RufusOmega]

The original Garfield animated series, where Lorenzo Music did the voice of Garfield, was pretty good. Everything after that has been shit though.

[@MlSHKlN]

look up lasagnacat on youtube

[@ronancarr7405]

Bodega is just the best

[@vladd_ee]

Never fucking stop this podcast and ffs stop missing episodes because every time you do, I die a little inside.

[@JGL996]

I listen when I have boring data management tasks for work! I get a few funny looks when I'm sat laughing in my office!

[@MrWasabixx]

I really enjoy the podcast guys, I always listen to each one until the end and always laugh a lot, thanks guys, keep it up !

[@MeesyIce]

Happy first and last birthday knowing how consistent the yogscast are

[@Efoze299]

I always listen to the triforce podcasts when I'm putting on makeup or doing my hair. Best part of my day :)

[@davidearlewatson]

This is what I look forward to most from you guys. Just natural funny talking between friends. Ily especially sips. But Lewis is my spirit animal

[@brandoncobleigh5197]

Honestly look forward to the TF podcast every week. It's something that I enjoy and have gotten people who aren't into games or anything that we all enjoy into the podcast.

[@firefaux64]

Nothing like roasting up a bowl and listening to the podcast. I hope you guys get to do KZbin and streaming until you retire.

[@odhranmccartan3803]

I love this show when doing homework or playing long games like hoi4 solo

[@Blackrain7070]

these men talking about women is always hilarious because they seem to have no idea what they're talking about

[@jeremycole2164]

whoever edits the music into the Bodega parts really needs more props.

[@robertsalter7669]

Only really started listening to this lately after listening to the old yogpod. Especially like the Bodega stories. Keep it up.

[@SoloDeltaGamers]

Hey the exclamation mark in "Triforce!" is missing from the title of this video. I would hate for this to be an ongoing error. Love the podcast by the way. I've been here since the beginning and I look forward to this every week. Keep it up guys!

[@GrumbleTheBear]

I was in a short mockumentary last year. In the film we had to raise a budget for a full CGI movie so we did a sexy calendar. I can be found as a sexy cowboy, French Photography student and even caught at the nudist beach. Oh and the December one... Merry Chriswank everyone!

[@ninja5708]

Dude I'm a white 18 male and I would buy a swimsuit calendar of any of the yogs. Even if it's just some trunks and a beach shirt. I'd love it.

[@TheDaitenshi120]

I am new to this specific channel but have been watching Sips for a while. I have binged through this entire pod cast in the last week. It has been great.

[@CaitSithOfWutai]

I'm a woman and I like balls. I like including them in Fellatio and since I don't like long hair in between my teeth I prefer them shaved. But it is the guy's decision.

[@rusinsr]

Me and my friend listen to the podcast every week. Please keep making it, ir creates so many inside-jokes and references for us! :D

[@Lone-Traveler]

we had a video /dvd rental in our town for the longest time even as all the online stuff was starting. they had like a little slot in the side of the building you could put the movies through to return them. then one day somebody through a firecracker through the slot and the entire place burned to the ground with all the movies

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

Gods, this podcast goes abstract so quickly, it really catches you if you're not careful.

[@TheDarthCarl]

Missed an opportunity to draw all the faces as ballsacks for half the episode. Sips' ball beard would have been legendary.

[@dgibbard2]

This Bodega was one of the best ones yet. Fantastic job Flax!

[@DannyPubstar]

Holy shit, anyone remember sips talking about that video store in an old co-optional podcast ages ago? With the weird door to the adult section?

[@rdizzy1]

Blockbuster did have an online rental service for games and movies through the mail, I used to use it all the time. They had it for at least 5 years, I guess not many people knew about it or somethin.

[@RefraQ]

13:32 - best moment of the whole podcast

[@sklax9]

One of the highlights of my week, makes bleaching my cats b-hole that much easier...

[@jude_the_apostle]

I like TriForce, But Simon and Lewis' yogpod was just godly.

[@matthewbartlett9222]

22:35 "I haven't seen a nipple for like... ages" -Lewis Brindley, 2017

[@Cdgaming4U]

In one year, this podcast has had more than half the number of episodes the YogPod has had in 8 years

[@emberd-l795]

oh my god flax is a good writer. if he had a novel i would buy it in a heart beat

[@xgraharax]

would love a sexy yogsast calendar, but it's a bit late for a 2017 calendar, make one for 2018! that you can start selling in december

[@franke3523]

Sips described me perfectly with his Ghostbusters comparison

[@snepgames3565]

My Wednesdays are not complete without this

[@awesomeprunes]

My favourite episode in a while, Pflax was especially funny! Cheers y'all!

[@oslzisz5222]

The music on the Bodega is always fantastic

[@therazorblade3million925]

I love you big bastards and this beautiful trainwreck of a podcast, keep up the great work! (And the Bodega's)

[@ProfessorSneaky]

I recommended this podcast to a friend recently. I said "They talk about dicks a lot. It sounds terrible but it's hilarious" This episode proved me right.

[@splurgabonnnephlhogg3000]

Lewis..... Stripping could made a shirtless calendar with just pictures of him and he would make a FORTUNE

[@foxtronaut_crashsite]

happy birthday! i imagine the audience as that TSA agent from get out. love the podcast. can we get a triforce specific reddit? maybe a rebranding is due, since this is the specifically not video game one... loving the shit though, these are just like sidemeta thoughts

[@captain_britain]

Popped over from listening to the audio version just to say: 40 seconds in, and I'm positively FLOORED

[@25Valk]

This is my favourite part of the week. put the kettle on lads! (& lasses)

[@mightymidget3146]

Happy Birthday Triforce podcast!!

[@jaredmoore8093]

In the Midwest U.S. We've still got a chain called Family Video that functions a lot like Blockbuster. Just thought I'd put that out there (Granted most places around here are 10 years behind the rest of the world;))

[@Rhokdelar93]

I look forward to this podcast every week!

[@whiskerylight7225]

Wow no way am it be a year! It still feels like it has just started!

[@whiskerylight7225]

*can

[@pony_OwO]

its been one hell of a ride lads, heres to many more years.

[@ST-vt4nu]

Man I would love to see that calender. That would be so funny. And Lewis, you better be in there!

[@mikitalki]

I just realized the heads move like they are floating

[@Chapizard]

Far Side, Garfield, Tundra and Calvin and Hobbes. I miss reading the Sunday comics.

[@1mikerider]

I love the podcast guys keep it going! So funny and entertaining! It's just so good loved them since yogpod days.

[@samerelias5318]

Holy shite, its been a great year, KEEP IT UP BOYS!

[@MiotaLee]

I groom myself because I like being tidy and smell good. people tend to like you better if your hair isn't greasy and you don't smell of sweat. But very rarely do I groom to impress people but I do put in extra effort on special occasions when it's appropriate .

[@queenofzenk]

definitely my fave Bodega so far

[@Adam-lt4fx]

it's very true, those who try to make a big deal about showing off and what not are usually the ones who are the complete opposite in reality, my dad is the same, a complete narcissist and to others acts like he is this kind hearted person..

[@userwill5826]

this is my favorite podcast ever

[@tobypickles90]

I live in Tucson and we have a place like Sips' Jumbo video called Casa video, except they recently removed the adult movie section and added a bar.

[@goji253]

I'd totally buy that calendar. Just make it like Hat Films.

[@nyrrik1337]

I love the triforce podcast, I really do, but the yogpod to me is like a beloved old grandad I love hearing the same stories from over and over or anxiously wait to hear new ones. Renaming the channel would be like pulling the plug to grandpa's life-support. They could make classic Yogpods yearly or at the very least say they won't make any. Don't you guys think that too?

[@PotatoXGamers]

JUMBO VIDEO IS STILL THERE SIPS!!! I've lived in Ottawa all m life and its still on Merivale Rd. Although it changed its name to Microplay.

[@Gool349]

Holy fuck Happy Birthday! I loved each and every one of your episodes and i hope this will keep going for a long long time ! :D Cheers and best wishes from Germany

[@flyaxe]

a question for the next triforce podcast. Do you guys pack growers or showers? growers are small danguses but grows large, showers are long danguses which retain the lenght but gets stiff. Comment section can also write in. thanks.

[@kingsleyscholz5215]

To answer your question, yes I like the podcast, I only started about 2 weeks ago and just caught up today

[@greyforge27]

Such a good Bodega in this one