Triforce! #42 - Bizz Tips and Sips Strips

[@simongosimon]

Lewis Brindley: a man in his 30s who wants to be in his 20s and with the vitality of a man in his 60s

[@varietypack8959]

Lewis backing up that vape custard spiel with singing the titanic song. Legendary.

[@bryanlinsmeyer3521]

fucking great

[@MarcosLopez-bs6xr]

i love how the eyes get really tiny when his voice goes super high pitch

[@TzarOTG]

Lewis's background music to Pyrion's mourning over his custard juice has me dead.

[@lynettebr]

Pure Tzar i was on the bus, trying not to lose it

[@jjbg456]

"It's our misery that drives us forward" thanks Pflax XD

[@pokemonteaml]

I'm kind of sad I didn't hear any good Lewis Fitness trainer stories

[@pixlark4287]

FUCK, that was a really good Bodega. Sips is right, you are seriously a very good writer.

[@brandthacker8913]

Rip crunket ❤️

[@thenamelessshoe]

"My favourite vape flavour is custard..." is the start of a story I will never hear the end of because I have now I subbed. CUSTARD PFLAX! I mean I don't wanna tell you how to live your life but that's grounds for an intervention at LEAST

[@RoAoG]

It'd be cool if Pyrion's Avatar occasionally exhaled like a dragon, right!?

[@TexugoFTW]

20 seconds in and the video is already demonetized gg guys

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

TexugoFTW lel

[@jabbyjojo]

why dont they monetize?

[@TheGuyfromValhalla]

Sebastian Smith because people get offended bc they say hitler and nazis and things of the sorr

Okay Everyone.... 1... 2 ... 3 .. TITTIESSS!!!!

[@keelanmurphy1441]

Lewis did nothing wrong.

[@seansullivan6176]

Keelan Murphy Lewis gets more and more strange every podcast

[@Ahkmedren]

God. Every episode of Bodega gets even better each time. UGH

[@jakeowens7990]

BODEGA BOOK

[@MA-xi6of]

8 months ago. Progress now?

[@HectaSpyrit]

Bodega book

[@jacobulmer4462]

"Do you remember that StarWARS character" "He was scared of the teleporter, remember that episode". You shall not be forgiven for this, Pyrion lol

[@lauraokeeffe6399]

What a Bodega!!!! Really enjoyed this one, and that last line hits so well. C'mon PFlax, we need this book to happen!

[@MrGomlo]

I Love how Lewis was just giggeling in the background when pflax said "They are to wise" xD

[@serenityindeed]

New Zealander here, I grew up with baked beans on toast! The best. Cheap, easy to make, fills you up, the good sort. +1 vote

[@MrHomelessGaming]

"Well maybe you're a woman!" -Sips 2017

[@thaddeusbeadle6546]

CrimsonGaming woman*

[@deandean3656]

CrimsonGaming woman**

[@meanderriver347]

woman***

[@Cdgaming4U]

whooomun****

[@Starcrow999]

The background music for this Bodega was marvelous.

[@oh-no-plz-no2299]

Kiwis here! I had spaghetti on toast last night! Not quite baked beans, but close. We also generally tend to get Watties beans and spaghetti and everything.

[@Lagiacris]

Regarding the conversation about small businesses, I work at a restaurant that is opening next week and I've gotta say that it's really cool to see someone's life's work take shape

[@LambdadeltaYT]

A friend of mine has a cousin that came from italy to open up a italian restaurant in a small village here in germany. She worked for weeks, 12+ hours a day, I've seen it begin (made some photos for them for promotion) and now, a few years later, she could just lean back because she can afford to hire several waiters, the restaurant is full all the time and really famous in its region. It's funny. Sometimes you just gotta work hard and have a bit of luck (fyi: germany has many, many italian restaurants, opening one probably always is a risk)

[@slotzoffuntrue]

I was hoping Crunket was going to join the squad, that would have been cool

[@garrchomp678]

isle of wight = 380 km^2 subcontinent of india = 4.4 million km^2 close enough (i understand he was being sarcastic)

[@AiOinc1]

Another amazing episode of Bodega! This should be a fucking movie man, it'd be the best damn series there ever was!

[@sisterjudith3994]

An ice-cream man has worked where i live for 20 years I see him everyday after school when i get off the bus and into the estate. The only times i rarely see him is through the months of Jan through march.

[@itsrhily6095]

Cannot get over how good Bodega is and just I love listening to you guys as I write assignments. You never fail to make me laugh.

[@phluid61]

Well played Sips. (I'm listening to this on Wednesday, at a quarter past 5 in the afternoon, just before knocking off work.)

[@Monkeyman0799]

Fun fact: If you read the nutrition lable on hienz ketchup it goes tomato pureé, high fructose corn syrup, then corn syrup...they lable sugar 2 times as separate things so the can claim that tomato pureé is the main ingredient but it's really just tomato flavored sugar

[@Kevizyke]

As a South African I was really surprised to hear Pflax talk about All Gold tomato sauce :O.

[@MrFernze]

Dear Pyrion, The eliquid and discounts which have been happening recently are due to law changes. The 30ml bottles are a thing of the past, however, there are ways around it. most juice companies are moving into either the Nicotine shot route or the standard 10ml bottle. If you want an amazing custard, Grants Custard is probably the best and the most known out of all custards. Law changes will change the amount of liquid a single bottle can hold which is only 10ml. Its not much of a problem as theres ways around it. By your fellow Vaper, MrFernze

[@individualism20]

fucking love lewis's occult fascination with Hitler ;D and how the guys egg him on

[@leneedhelp1736]

first i really didnt cared about pyrions story at all but now im always anxious for a new podcast to drop because of bodega

[@SnazzyGator]

y'all should have lewis's pupils grow huge the louder he gets so whenever he's ranting his eyes are gigantic

[@jamesneville8179]

i really love Edsin Krunkit, if he can't come back i want a few episodes on perhaps his daughter who after the poverty caused from losing her father and say, her mother got sick was alone, she decided to take revenge against who she thought was the one responsible, and the one the federation claimed was responsible, Bodega. it would add some tragedy as well

[@chadairsoft6322]

lebensraum was just living space ;w;

[@thaddeusbeadle6546]

Sam May It is ALSO a sause, not just a sause

[@kazumrah8944]

Thaddeus Beadle Gotta get that szechaun sauce morty!!

[@tomawesomeface5552]

It is also an English dictionary that Thaddeus badly needs

[@Nick-zr5xl]

Yeah, by killing the people living there already lmao

[@ashenone1996]

burn

[@MrJoBilly]

This Bodega was so awesome, even if it was just 9 minutes! Holy shit!

[@mrslimtar]

just got out of my drama exam, this is the perfect way to relax, thanks guys!!!!

[@duuet5614]

that bodega was just perfect, feels bad man for Crunket though

[@sp00l]

Lewis pulls out his random list of New Zealand facts again. It is true, baked beans on toast is a very common breakfast!

[@InkGraffiti]

That episode of Bodega was strangely sad, I still really love it. Bodega is awesome.

[@somanynouns]

The way Pyrion said "invoice" with such distain 😆

[@thenorup]

I listened to this on Wednesday evening :)

[@MrRanstafle]

God damn this week's Bodega brought a tear to my eye

[@buzzthebuzzard5267]

Lewis cracked my up with that Titanic tune.

[@Skaatterbox]

I love that you can play this at half speed and flaxy boy sounds nice and tipsy

[@MiotaLee]

The bag thing is such a first world problem. Where I live all plastic bags are durable enough to use a couple of times, most stores sell hard plastic bags, like the ikea bags that you're supposed to use instead. I bought a burlap tote bag for grocery shopping and buy the occasional plastic bag and use it as binbags.

[@LampShadeLightProductionsLSLP]

Pyrion, get Riot squad, the whole line is fantastic

[@jackson1124]

23:51 Star wars don't you mean Star Trek?!?!?!!?!?!?!? DIFFERENCE!

[@kipper-7273]

South African here, holy shit, did not expect this country to be mentioned in the triforce lol. All gold ain't bad btw

[@BandidoDescalzo]

as a Kiwi I can confirm baked beans or spaghetti on toast are the go to when you need some thing quick or don't have anything left in the fridge. just pull out a High quality can of Watties baked beans or spaghetti Bam Lunch.

[@jimbobbyrnes]

Pyrion is a vape addict for sure

[@priamneville5899]

jimbobbyrnes Almost certainly. He doesn't do it 5 times a podcast though. Don't know enough about his streams to speak on that though.

[@rdizzy1]

Usually stores have bins that you can recycle bags in, just drop them off and they remake them into new bags, at least wegmans here in upstate ny does.

[@ST-vt4nu]

"let's go kampfing" That one killed me.. Gotta love Pyrion..

[@HerohammerStudios]

I didn't realise you'd changed it at first but I like the new channel icon

[@Xcalaber15]

That was a really good bodega, I was very interested in the story. Loved the change in view point of the narrative and the whole situation.

[@joefortescue9096]

Mein Kampf 2: Electric Boogaloo

[@Angela-hq7ul]

New Zealand's staple diet food is Wattie's Canned Spaghetti ;)

[@Theblueshark27]

Indian subcontinent Area 4.4 million km2 (1.7 million mi²) Isle of Wight Area 380 km² "Size of the isle of Wight"

[@Barold]

Lozah he was joking dude.. it's a joke about the whole 'map argument' people are having

[@JB-fk3bt]

"Custard is fucking horrible as a vape flavour! Beans on toast on the other hand is good, chuck in some bacon and eggs... Fucking delicious for breakfast!" - A New Zealand bean eater/custard vape hater.

[@skeets3384]

Dear Pyrion sips and the other one, please give me your organic microwaveable chicken tenders

[@SoundsOfTheWildYT]

"It's our misery that drives us forward." Fucking love PFlax

[@Barold]

I would buy the shit out of a bodega book.. This weeks bodega was amazing!

[@Asaayu]

This is going to be an interesting podcast with that intro XD

[@talion2226]

The Bodega book better have an audio book that pyrion voices over

[@gabeitch2490]

sips' advice to pyrion about his vape was really good relationship advice hahaha

[@baxterclagmoar9333]

They better publish the complete works of Bodega XD

[@jackallan3576]

As someone who studied Scottish immigration as a higher in high school, Pyrion is completely right with his statement about Italians and ice cream

[@DOAmahhouse]

looking forward to how the next Bodega is animated

[@asmrrenaissance2704]

Is it sad that pyrion talking about the loss of custard and sips wisdom of a potential better flavor is helping me get over my breakup

[@callumhollindrake1480]

I'm actually buzzing for this!

[@alexmartinelli6231]

fuck me, that bodega was scary. going instense sci-fi now, are we? Nice job, pyrion.

[@vicentevieira7731]

"It's our misery that drives us foreword"- Pryrion 2017

[@themrfj]

We don't need perpetual motion, we just need VERY efficient motion.

[@VacantGAMINGsubscribe]

lebensraum -> Literally means living space} I always remember it from doing my History course.

[@hagalathekido]

sips saying people are old, THE IRONY

[@jaxon.roller]

That was a really good Bodega. Better than the Nebbish's freeing episode even

[@flimpeenflarmpoon1353]

Didn't know Tan Blachman did the intros

[@Wyattporter]

This makes me want an official Bodega book for the spellings of names. I always figured it was Tann Blatchmann.

[@cb1strongboy]

Wyatt *Tiaennnn Blayttgtchminn

[@MrAntieMatter]

There was a civ stream with PFlax in it and he used a bunch of "manly names" as his city names.

[@marknovad9070]

I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and the Heinz corporation is based here. Any condiment you can imagine is Heinz here

[@With_Reggie]

the vape flavour is on sale because of the tpd laws meaning companies can only sell 10 ml bottles up to 18mg so the odds are they will rerelease the same liquid in smaller bottles because they have to next month

[@themrfj]

Best Bodega yet.

[@GegoXaren]

Hail Brindley! The The Leader of the Forth Rich Lewis Brindley will lead us to victory!

[@nikoterangiita9571]

it's times like 13:32 that make Lewis a real jem

[@SootySystem]

I was watching this and my friend goes "Oh, is that that Ricky givase show?"

[@foxtronaut_crashsite]

fuuuuuuuuuck what a bodega! i hope krunkett gets his consciousness transferred into a robot by the girlfriend or something, i love that guy hahahah.

[@sipatron8009]

bodega this episode gave me goosebumps

[@supercool559]

I agree with P-Flax on the bag issue, he's just right there

[@nessiebear91699]

being from new zealand, I can confirm that the only thing we eat is beans on toast.

[@lizardbaron3727]

India is the size of Isle of Wight?

[@lizardbaron3727]

He has got to be kidding.

[@lext3972]

Fairly safe to assume he is man haha

[@aidanjames6745]

yeah mate

[@mrgingercow]

He is. The joke is that Greenland looks huge on maps because it's near the poles, whereas it's actually near to the size of DR Congo. They've flipped it around.

[@sam23696]

thetruesize.com/#?borders=1~!MTc1NzgzNjc.OTEzNDcy*MzYwMDAwMDA(MA I had to check

[@Faykengai]

Check out the movie 'The Whackness'. Its about a guy that sells pot out of one of those bicycle ice cream carts in early 90's NYC. Its great.

[@MrDoYouKnowMe2211]

now that you have mentioned a Bodega book, you fuckin better make that.

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

mr wippies over here allways plays greensleeves. its a really good tune.

[@thatguy6919]

That Bodega was brilliant.

[@SimonHDTV]

huh never thought about it, but I live in New Zealand and I have baked beans on toast for breakfast nearly everyday... People in other country's don't? You're all missin out :3

[@TheWildfireheart]

"It's our misery that drives us forward" - PyrionFlax, 2017

[@jackabea9534]

Beans on toast is a massive thing here in New Zealand

[@sab6261]

Plastic bags are banned here. You pay 25 cents if you want a paper bag.

[@FloofyMinari]

Does sips' little triangle figure ever open his eyes?

[@paulgeoghegan7617]

I have a friend who can tell where you bought a packet of jaffa cakes by tasting them

[@benjaminchristensen1646]

a very useful skill :)

[@paulgeoghegan7617]

Benjamin Christensen a necessity in this world of people giving you the shit the shitty 3 for 1 packs

[@CrimsonDude_]

I myself have that power too! Only, instead of jaffa cakes it's money! For real! Give me your money and I'll be able to tell how you got it!.. it only works for sums of 1 million euros or more, though.

[@paulgeoghegan7617]

Handsome Kiddo damb bro you remind me of some arab guy who said something close to that after telling me my long lost cousin Muhammed Muhammed had died and left his fortune to me he just needed a small lone of a million dollars first you must be related

[@spawnthisway]

I can do that with dildos

[@vesteroth7754]

Bodega sure does get captured a lot and easily

[@jordanlangton5363]

"A dolphin killer of a plastic bag"