Triforce! #44 - Bodega Bumper Bundle

Triforce Episode 44! Nicolas Cage made a deal with the devil and Pyrion reads a handful of fan-written Bodega tales!
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[@thesavageking7082]

10 years from now we'll see PyrionFlax the multi-millionaire author and creator of the Bodega line of toys and books for adults and children. And we'll know the story of his raise. Fucking watch it happen

[@andrewrobinson1342]

The Savage King please Satan let this happen

[@tomawesomeface5552]

Why do people always sell their soul when it comes to book sales...

[@timmityok8722]

Yogscast was part of Maker Studios originally. Maker was bought by Disney. Simon takes time off for depression/massive stomach ulcer.

[@andorieljixx8903]

nah he wont now, this comment means you claimed intellectual property rights of his future. delete this to give pyrion his freedom.

[@jettnash5217]

I want to see Bodega in bookstores so I can look at it proudly

[@Undeadpank]

Bodega and Cage: 26:27 Space feminist: 36:03 Bodega's hair: 37:48 Booty hole: 39:05 Bodega's end: 40:22

[@LucianoThePig]

"Have you seen Wind Talkers?" "What, is that Zelda or something?"

[@kingkuma4112]

I just did a double facepalm when I heard that. (also, the title is "Windtalkers" not "Wind Talkers")

[@chromeeagle7172]

Are you 2 talking about "Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker" edit: KingKuma I just did a triple facepalm because of you xD

[@coreym8783]

Three dudes, three triangles, two dads and one awkward guy in his 30's.

[@kedronmallia939]

and one Lebanese boy*

[@joshness3155]

Corey M he's gonna be a dad here soon

[@clownsaroundus7249]

RepostTheDankest? Is that you?

[@awsomewolfman124]

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘨𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦 𝘗𝘰𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵! 𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘛𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘥𝘨𝘦!

[@michaelbrachais4751]

they should make another podcast with sjin duncan and stuff

[@jamescarroll384]

Nicholas Cage making a deal with the devil, hmm, rings a bell...

[@davidmax99]

#ghostriderforpresident2020

[@joshness3155]

Adam Carroll wow! I noticed this too!

[@00mike91]

Adam Carroll i know right idk how they didnt connect the dots😂😂

[@JackFroster]

Holy flarv that Nicholas Cage story was fucking golden.

[@VirginiaRican]

the fan-first story is what is happening inside Slumdump's torture-reality-punishment. Just tens of thousands of years of Nick Cage

[@caseyhudson4929]

Anyone think that the guy is lying about being a teacher and is just trying to get his Bodega x Nicholas Cage fanfic on the podcast.

[@Okshutit]

casey hudson that is my thinking exactly

[@HuntMcD1]

casey hudson it's definitely made up

[@uzukeo]

@@Okshutit S aa aW ywb ye

[@danhudson2204]

im actually crying laughing this dude should write more bodega spinoffs shit

[@danhudson2204]

that's the worst dad joke and you should be ashamed boi

[@piccalele]

Dan Hudson in irl tbh crying so much right now 😤😤😰😟😱😲😳😰🐸👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👈

[@Necrobadger]

Please no, we need LESS Bodega. It sucks having to skip part of the episode.

[@somerandomgamer8504]

​@@NecrobadgerBodega was amazing what the fuck

[@Necrobadger]

@@somerandomgamer8504 Bodega was Ass back then, and it's even worse now. I am so fucking glad he eventually stopped. I'd rather listen to a thousand hours of the veghead propaganda Lewis and Sips occasionally spout than Bodega.

[@Wyattporter]

I'll tell you, Nick Cage has at least 2 aides with him. My dad worked at Shedd Aquarium in Chicago for awhile, and he was back in the employee area when Nick Cage ran past him and then two guys walked up and said "you'll have to move, Nick Cage is coming," and my dad pointed that he had already passed.

[@kipper-7273]

Fuck me I'm actually in tears from those kiddy bodegas

[@Necrobadger]

I know, it's like fucking torture. Who knew it could get WORSE than the original?

[@transorm987]

I swear Pflax told the Rocky story before

[@BratyLilo]

same

[@SgtCharm]

Transform987 He did.👌👈

[@Fr0stBlade]

Yogscast do this fairly often they just forget what they say

[@shakeer8812]

He did

[@jurriaandejongh8677]

Don't be mean, it's called aging. ;) we'll all get on that point eventually.

[@sirkadabra]

why the hell do they not seem enthralled that they have changed these kids life's. its fascinating and beautiful

[@Boomboy2555]

I'm glad teachers these days are getting more interesting ideas from things online to get students more excited to do work. My greatest of respect for that teacher, as one inspiring to be teacher.

[@ezzoj1]

thanks so much! They kids had a lot of fun writing them up! :)

[@morbidly_unknown5591]

I've got a joke about baby slaying, What's worse then 10 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees. classic comedy...

[@CluelessRobin]

Heard it

[@avery-gee]

Kabel Faltisek same

[@andrewrobinson1342]

Kabel Faltisek gold

[@andrewrobinson1342]

old gold*

[@oliverchalkly2260]

harry barrett you should swap the joke around

[@Randombaconface]

how about you start the episodes with a studentwritten bodega and end it with a pflax one? for as long as they last ofc

[@Crunyil]

41:09 for when I enviably come back to listen to it again

[@alex31721able]

I am a music tech student so it is interesting to hear about you audio setups

[@alex31721able]

can I email Sam for help? I'm not that good at my coursework

[@danhudson2204]

What dyou need help with? :)

[@alex31721able]

Dan Hudson oh well in between work currently and for the rest of this year it's on my specialty, logic whereas most of my problems lie in any equipment more complex than just a standard condenser or dynamic mic, like the wierd 7 pin ones that are supposed to be good with vocals

[@danhudson2204]

So like ribbon mics?

[@alex31721able]

I think so but I'm not sure, I have a feeling the one I'm thinking thinking of is a røde N something

[@nanoyourell6547]

14:33 "Whats that? Zelda or something." Perfect line 10/10

[@hildebrand2252]

Wow the Nick Cage story had me rolling. My dog thought I was going insane.

[@Mr.PigMcOinks]

If you drag your mouse across the video time bar thing you can see who talks the most in the episode. (its almost always Pyrion)

[@ashenone1996]

"a strange moon buggy in the driveway" killed me

[@anonymus8876]

Fuck, I've gotta go to work, I'm so excited to watch this when I get back.

[@anonymus8876]

So worth the wait. 11/10.

[@ragnaroksbringer]

I love how the teacher replaced vaping with space coffee so the kids turned space coffee into a drug worse than vaping. Kids will be kids.

[@Kriscosmic]

I like how Pyrion gave the plot to ghost rider.

[@sophiegrover2139]

Re-listening after Queenie actually pegged it, Lewis nearly got it right

[@IAmSamuelCharpentier]

Have a good Bodega!

[@fireflynovember]

I am delighted to hear you guys talk about audio equipment for hours, honestly. :D

[@zxG777]

I think these should be worked into the bodega book as a series of hallucinations like a bad coffee trip, vr torture or something.

[@Retales]

Not many people remember, but Nick Cage also worked as a lawyer for a landscaping/infrastructure manufacturing company.

[@that-guy-pearce]

Listened to this while I ran this morning. Thanks guys!

[@rob5950]

sips and pyrion are getting early onset Alzheimers, both of them talk about things they have said in previous podcasts like they are new

[@priamneville5899]

ArkTic Some of these podcasts are nearly a year old, I'm not even 20 and I forget what I said three weeks ago. Wow, just realized I'm a fun-nazi. Huh.

[@rob5950]

just funny how they have no recognition of ever talking of some things before, and your not a fun Nazi😊

[@tkorful]

talk about artifical inflation of a podcast :D

[@Kompoism]

I ususally listen to these on my way to work through Itunes, had to come on here and say the short Bodega's the kids wrote were incredible! So funny aswell!

[@SubBrief]

Children's books are a Cash Cow. You are sitting on a gold mine. congrats.

[@tmsplltrs]

Hearing that opening jingle feels like a warm hug

[@Dorkyzzz]

'bodega was a strand of hair-' LOSES MY SHIT I'M CRYING

[@firefly1313130]

Incredible. Those were some great stories.

[@RefraQ]

this podcast is certainly one of the high points of my week

[@McTimbers]

Matchstick Men and Lord of War are both amazing Nic Cage movies

[@111cvb111]

Alright, I would actually love it of Bodega was a cartoon series and it randomly had celebrity guests starring themselves like Scooby Doo used to do when some episodes had Batman & Robin, The Harlem Globetrotters, and stuff.

[@thaddeusbeadle6546]

These are perfect for falling asleep to.

[@pindakaas42]

Holy crap the bodega story with the hair was proper surrealism or something what the hell? I love it.^^

[@Blackrain7070]

I hope this teacher asks his students to draw what they think Bodega looks like. All of those students had such different interpretations of what Bodega was

[@strateass]

this has to be my personal favorite episode yet

[@squishedpea6114]

Maybe Cage just loves acting so much he never wants to stop, a workaholic.

[@AndyHope970]

OMG those stories were amazing!

[@jordancurry9466]

Its funny that Pyrion would mention Nick Cage making a deal with the devil because there is a movie where he actually does just that (Ghost Rider)

[@EliJahTebbens]

people in high stress jobs: Chris trott while playing a table top game

[@piratewhoisquiet]

Lewis I just want to say this is my fucking jam this audio talk. I love that shit, it was great.

[@ryanklip24]

I started to flip my shit thinking I dreamed the part where the teacher read bodega but then I saw it went a different direction than last week

[@FoolSilver]

that was a perfect bodega episode

[@papabless2441]

Sips is by far my favourite out of the 3

[@nerevarxeph]

This begins Pyrion's climb in popularity as an writer. He should make a blog or something for this stuff.

[@spyro454]

The first ten minutes reminded me of Sipsgate. Ahhh, good times!

[@jackreid6412]

Well this is comedy gold, definitely up there with my favourite triforce. podcast episode. However that minstrels episode was brill

[@tobiasheatlie3707]

booooodeeeeegaaaaa!!!!!

[@CurtisCaza]

Sips mate you're killing me, we are not ambulance drivers! We are Paramedics!

[@priamneville5899]

CurtisCaza ...I mean you do drive an ambulance... Jokes aside, thank you for what you do - much respect.

[@CurtisCaza]

Jojo Potato Well it's more that the medics that came before my time worked their arses off for a long time to get where we are as a profession now. :P

[@CurtisCaza]

I mean I guess we respond to calls along side the fire truck drivers and police car drivers xD

[@Zelmel]

Holy crap, how do I thumbs up this video more than once? This needs a few hundred more from me.

[@1985Cyrus]

And so it begins, Bodega is taking the world by storm. So Pyrion when do we get the Bodega Cinematic Universe films?

[@sisterjudith3994]

The kids Nicolas Cage story is something like, M Night Shyamalams stories XD

[@Adam-lt4fx]

oh god the sips voice he kept doing in streams finally makes sense

[@joebroughton4472]

I love bodega they're amazing I have a playlist with all the small clips

[@lloydthehuman6922]

i know this is from ages ago but i use a focusrite clarrett for audio production and the guys at focusrite are so useful when you call them up. honestly 5 star customer support for every problem ive had (which was nearly always some little thing that needed changing that sorted everything)

[@sirgoldfish7567]

"I get pleasure out of being bothered." Lewis Brindley, 2017

[@Craiggerz87]

I've been staring at the screen so long, I burned three little triangles into my vision...

[@Fenyria]

I understand Pyrion not wanting to bother people, I'm the same way.

[@SgtRooooster]

Bodega the Musical! I never would've thunk it.

[@flameconvoy7424]

Sips already talked about the rocky hyping before. A bit worried that they are going senile considering this isn't the first time this happened

[@HardFiveGamingPYX3L]

I'm still waiting for the regularly uploaded yogpod episodes to return. ;)

[@JoneKone]

Flax, please don't trow the stuff away, give it to somebody who is handy with a soldering iron!

[@Leigh_Magee]

At the hands of the Joker?!? THE HANDS OF THE JOKER?!?!?

[@lemuhnn]

B O D E G A

[@DOAmahhouse]

Man that was great, "Chhyna!"

[@Sc0ts]

If I'm ever in Nasa's command structure I will get you on the moon Sips.

[@sghost128]

I FUCKING KNEW NICK CAGE WAS A SPACE MONSTER.

[@owenconnors1]

just cannot get bill and ted out of my head with the neo impression (keanu reeves was in bill and ted)

[@norske5000]

Lord of war was an amazing movie.

[@DamienFatePlays]

OMG, the Nicolas Cage story killed me.

[@liamquelch6835]

I hope that Pyrion tries to get a video of Bodega the Musical

[@Herobox619]

You know your life's in the right direction when Lewis mentions the top post of reddit and you instantly know what day it was recorded on

[@WillyMacShow]

That was a story I would've wrote in middle school lol Who else has had their teacher send them to detention for writing weird shit in school???

[@jettnash5217]

I get the idea that the kids really like this teacher

[@davidwynter5914]

First time Pyrion said Jake I thought he said Jenks. Withdrawal symptom from contradiction.

[@jerky2112]

"Pain don't hurt."

[@Urstupidumbass]

10 minutes of tech support, 5 minutes about movies and the rest is bodega.

[@MrGamerIndex]

Personally, I think wind talkers is one of the best movies I ever watched and it has been my favourite movie since my childhood

[@afsmopomsafafo]

Pyrion flax's new mic, is so good :d

[@martialartsgaming1685]

I feel so much better joking about 911 now.

[@Scootzy]

Am I the only one who has heard the Rocky conversation already? Just me?..

[@deandrew1767]

Lewis: Is it an English thing? Is that a British thing-- Pyrion: You're also English . . . Good job Lewis, perfect psychology right there.

[@Gallstaff621]

My favorite bad movie is Miami Connection. The Nick Cage story was amazing, had me cracking up the whole time.

[@sky_comet]

oh my god there is bodega fan-fic

[@Dillypicklepie]

Fucking beautiful. That teacher better record that play, I can only imagine

[@miroslavknezevic7962]

very nice

[@SquaresToOvals]

Bodega Fan Fiction _Fantastic_

[@thisisnotharvey]

The Joker didn't kill Batman's parents, well, normally

[@thisisnotharvey]

The Burton Batman movies were pretty fucking good

[@ornifex752]

bodega is basically space McCree

[@multieyedmyr]

one of Northernlions stream pals has that audio issue too.

[@matthewhunter6139]

The expanse is the best!!!!

[@WWatson99]

My inner nerd just cringed when Sips said that the Joker killed Batman's parents.