Triforce! Mailbag Special #19 - Lewis shouldn't talk about this, does anyway

Triforce Mailbag Special 19! Master Swordsman, Circuit-board Engineer and Heart Surgeons join us today to dive deep into a big, blue, bulging mailbag!
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[@villemaisteri1618]

This is one of the top funniest triforce episodes! Thank you dads, and especially Lewis, you blue balled bastard

[@Steeps444]

I thought I was bad at dating apps, Lewis makes me feel so much better about myself

[@kazpandu]

Lewis showing up at a reunion probably the most acomplished? Raised millions for charity

[@a.garcha199]

With his personality you sometimes forget how extremely successful he actually is

[@kazpandu]

@@a.garcha199 he and with help ofc but he started a company that now employees 100s of people. He's humble and that's why we love him.

[@Hollow5999]

As much as I don't follow the new yogs and all.. lewlew will always hold a special place in my heart

[@cassu6]

@@a.garcha199I dont know man. I think it’s due to his personality tbh

[@SorryYoureCanadian]

@@kazpandu what? the yogscast does not employ hundreds of people??? unless youre talking about another company lewis made????

[@justinpitonzo8988]

Lewis: I'm not a weirdo. Sips: Well, you are.

[@philistineswine]

If anyone’s curious a K hole is actually when you do so much ketamine you lose yourself and are unable to process what’s going on around you let alone get up and move

[@Einomar]

OK, I'm sure that's very healthy... /s

[@sirkillalotx]

​@@Einomarit's literally ketamine, you think k-holers care about healthy 😂

[@alfronzocragimo-spicerini3828]

Whenever Lewis starts speaking I’m so worried considering the title

[@edwardsmall3680]

Pilot guy has to be a reddit copy-paste. That's some serious delusion. It's a simulator my guy. You don't fly anyone anywhere. But, I'm a guy on the internet and you should enjoy yourself regardless of what anyone else thinks.

[@johntan4997]

The wizard bit got me 😆

[@RedSntDK]

@@johntan4997 The later callback was 😘 chef's kiss

[@dudekazoo]

The email literally said that it was from Reddit.

[@frozencold199]

7 fuckin years? holy shit

[@adamcummings20]

I was terrified of ET too, never rewatched it even now. The guys in hazmat suits and those claustrophobic plastic popup tunnels were the worst, not to mention the wrinkly chode himself

[@SorryYoureCanadian]

i absolutely HATED that thing, it was so gross and couldn't understand why everyone else loved him

[@michaelsteel00]

Hahaha the pilot segment got to be one of the best segments of all time

[@thekingofcardboard]

Can anyone link me to that guy who said "Ted 1 & 2" as one of his favorite movies? I want to block his profile.

[@vickywitton1008]

Poor Lewis! There has to be a lady out there somewhere for him!

[@cthatcher11482]

Yeah I don't think anyone will be good enough

[@Shosty]

Man, no wonder lewis is completely blue balled if that rant represents how he approaches dating apps. He really just gets anal about the most ridiculous arbitrary things. This episode was perfect triforce, just the right balance of funny to infuriating

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

Getting anal about the ridiculous arbitrary things is Lewis in a nutshell which leads him not getting anal.

[@MelancholicRobot42]

I’m suprised he got one date with that attitude.

[@alorekeeper3705]

Legit I was just scrolling through my feed and wondering when triforce would upload, and if on schedule my phone pushed an alert saying you did!

[@frenchynoob]

is Jurassic Park a kid movie? I dunno about that one chief

[@Jojozilla426]

Thank you, I was so annoyed none of them picked him up on that

[@50Blox]

Sips' favorite 4 movies is the most gen x list I've ever head I think

[@phoenixskyward9972]

One of the best episodes 😂 lewis' blue ball fiasco was hilarious. To be honest, ive been there but i knew what it was rather than going to the doctor and getting my marbles fondelled. Man, one thing i can say, dont ever let it reach that point. The pain is literally like being punched in the junk.

[@sam23696]

The thing with the fleshlight and sex doll is an easy one to me. The first is just a sex toy, it's a substitute for one body part just to get the job done. The sex doll is intended as a substitute for a person. That's what makes it weird.

[@Terinije]

Uh-oh, Pyrion age gating something again.

[@mightymot45]

I'm calling it now, this will go down as a VINTAGE podcast

[@SorbetTheFrostyGamer]

I love when Sips and Pyrion roast Lewis 😂

[@DerUnbekannte]

blue balls is a thing?????

[@MayuFuji]

If no bra is a win-win then what’s the problem 😂

[@Jannobaer]

Another one by my beloved dads ❤

[@RedSntDK]

What a banger of an episode! Title lives up to its name.

[@RedSntDK]

Since I haven't really thought of a top 4 of movies before, I'd have to pick movies I've watched a ton of times and wouldn't be sad to watch again: 1) Office Space 2) Matrix 3) Lord of the Rings extended edition trilogy 4) toss up between several titles: Gladiator/Saving Private Ryan/Crimson Pirate (from 1952)/Contact/Fury Road/Blade Runner/Boondock Saints and perhaps Lola Rennt. All excellent movies.

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

@@RedSntDKI like shrek the third

[@R-Wag]

25:48

[@gravitydivide2576]

Bro the guy who was butthurt for not being called a pilot is stupid. He could of easily spent that money on flight school in a cesena and got his license.

[@liamnugent7325]

Three blokes from the UK are the LAST people I thought I’d hear the “upstate New York isn’t New York” trash from. (Love you lads)

[@a.garcha199]

Pyrion did live in new york

[@suqmaidic1869]

Pyrion's always kind of struck me as dismissive of anywhere that isn't a massive city or a tourist destination. I get that he's lived in urban environments his whole life, but it's a strange attitude from someone who travels so frequently.

[@lord_scrubington]

Nolan does nto have a chokehold on guys, he has a chokehold on blockbusters

[@_e8a]

I just love these mailbag podcasts and all the podcasts recently. thanks so much for taking the time to do them every week guys

[@DaveSimonH]

12:19 - Thanks Amy for linking that AITA "Pilot" story, it was hilarious. It sounds like their wife has been nodding politely but avoiding the obvious of actually acknowledging his delusion publicly (likely to save him from embarrassing himself). If it is real, hopefully his anonymous post was enough to knock some sense into him. If not, I hope he told all his friends and family one by one that he is a "Pilot" and wasn't too offended when most either laughed, or carefully told him that pilots require actual flight time and certification to be considered pilots...

[@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas]

At home Flight sims are great but they are in a controlled environment. I doubt the flight sims you can buy do harsh weather simulations or engine failure. Doesn't teach you pre flight check lists etc. And all of his issues are him being insecure about his job. If he loves flying that much maybe he should become a pilot.

[@dodde216]

This was a really funny episode but I can't help but feel a bit of empathy for some of the people writing in. They take the time out of their day to share something personal and get made fun of. Rubs me the wrong way a little bit

[@dodde216]

haha, sorry to dissapoint but no@@JimmyHopkinsOfBullworth

[@Discerned_]

44:14 Had me cracked up. Great delivery Pyrion.

[@PotentiallyAndy]

Can we rename the Triforce mailbag to T-Bag

[@MeVSGravity1]

07:55 now that's a Freudian slip and a half

[@frodolon]

My personal pick of my top four movies (writing this before they finish talking about it): - LotR - Inception - Spirited Away - Tři oříšky pro Popelku Edit: I fell into the "It's a trilogy trap"...

[@multieyedmyr]

Wanking is a hobby. I require my loved ones to call me by my official title “Master Wanker” anything else is a slap in the face honestly.

[@firesotormlizard01]

Am I the only one who thought it strange that the whole Flax family share a toothbrush?

[@costomame3895]

52:22 How can Lewis be so based? Hilarious episode!

[@xLibbyy]

Living so close to Kellingley Colliery, I found it very strange listening to the yogs talking about this

[@someperson8641]

❤

[@jakeypakey2]

Loving the frequency of uploads guys! Incredible entertainment

[@AshleyArbelos]

44:17 A+ Pyrion.

[@happyman8231]

I have a sudden thought, are you guys the first vtubers for how long you've been doing triforce 😂

[@archied101]

Not sure whether it's toaster mic or bear claws but sips did say before that he can watch Jurassic park on repeat

[@rondem9158]

I've earned the title of "GIGA Gamer " due to my thousands of hours gaming

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I love people who give their name but then say "Keep me anonymous" maybe say that first lmao

[@moochydacat]

RIP the kids as they reach maturity and descend into the kholes

[@that-guy-pearce]

Lewis’s dating app tirade might be the most embarrassing incel rant he’s ever gone on. Top notch as always

[@fawn2911]

Yeah he's the last person I expected to give off incel vibes but he proved me wrong with that rant 💀

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

What’s a incel?

[@brianm5060]

@@fawn2911 You are allowed to be a man and be frustrated with dating apps and not be an incel as a result

[@julianlora_]

Absolutely hilarious episode😂

[@MelancholicRobot42]

Why is Lewis on a dating app if he can’t even be bothered to spend 2 minutes thinking up his four favorite movies?

[@SorryYoureCanadian]

Right?? It doesn't even have to be your favorites, just movies you like.... it's not like the other person is going to memorize it, it's a conversation starter

[@Datharass]

That poor not a pilots ego... lmfao. Movies. Tombstone, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Dark Knight.

[@Crackmonkey809]

Based Lewis answer, put in effort to think of a reply and get nothing 99.9% of the time. A pen pal on a sub par messaging app