Triforce! Mailbag Special #30 - Massive Timewasters (and their fanmail)

Triforce Mailbag Special 30! Flax opens with remixes of his wonderful Mailbag Jingle, we talk about how we all make custom characters in games, we read a script about a cowboy roulette and we get even more wild conspiracy theories!
Thanks to Malachy Clarke for the outro music!
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[@gd1247]

Bless all those jingle makers trying to get flax into tune

[@joemartin224]

I made the second one! Haha

[@malachysmusiclab3482]

​@@joemartin224 I really liked what you did with the vocals altering the melody. I made the first jingle lol

[@joemartin224]

@@malachysmusiclab3482 haha cheers bro. I loved yours. I def didn't get the assignment. Yours was much more of a jingle! Great work dude

[@TriptychGaming]

Major old-school YogPod vibes with the mailbag jingles

[@DesOOm_]

This is Michael McDonald and I listen to the Yogpod all day!

[@rareoddish]

As someone with a parent that is an insane conspiracy theorist, Flax is 100% correct. I would add that many people that are deep into conspiracy nonsense are also very detached from the rest of the world in one way or another, which only adds to the separation from reality in their mind. It's a tragic development, and the people that know better whom are peddling these stupid theories online for money deserve nothing less than the ninth circle of hell. Loving the podcast as always fellas!

[@startobyman]

I literally sent an email about my conspiracy coworker the other day and thought I made it on 😅😂😂

[@alexchanchan9359]

First tune sounds like the sims Second one like one done by hatfilm Third feels like ending music

[@emilyc8958]

We barely have any church bells in Australia so we can be the control group for this conspiracy

[@MadhouseMinis]

🎶The mail bag🎶

[@jaydonium]

44:40 I can relate to that. I had liked sushi before, then I lived in Japan for 5 years and had sushi regularly and it was great. I come back to the states and now I am eternally trying different restaurants that all claim to have authentic Japanese sushi and it's all just terrible. It's all so bad. I loved sushi, but now I cannot eat it, all these sushi rolls are just garbage. I hate them. I make it at home and I can get it close, so close. But I'm not quite there.

[@j-mc2144]

29:03 he finally mentioned it!

[@Nettai]

I also find it difficult to pick the "morally corrupt" options in rpgs. I think this stems from an issue with rpgs, though. It often feels like the "bad" choices leave you with fewer gameplay options, lock you out of story, or punish you. While I think there should be realistic reactions from the npcs and game world, it just doesn't feel fulfilling to cripple your game experience just because you want to roleplay in an rpg. Of course it would take a ton of extra development time and effort to fully flesh out every moral stance for every option in a game, and I don't think the industry is at a point where a developer could truly pull it off at the scale of modern rpgs.

[@DartNoobo]

Wrath of the Righteous imo has perfect evil options. Some are advantageous even from the gameplay perspective.

[@SBragg88]

I was watching some scam-baiters stuff the other day and thinking that their 'Robinhood-esque' role was awesome. Then I remembered how many toxic trolling twats have colonised my online games/space in the last decade and naturally the story at the end got me worried about Gym Guy. I really think that it's best to keep his privacy because it would be so weird and possibly confusing to see that after 7 years. ...7 years and his client is still, somehow, a total noodle arm.

[@WildWestRaider]

I love this podcast

[@MickeySherbert]

YEA U DO

[@thomasfloyd6714]

But if the bullet is at the bottom of the cylinder to close it back into place the cylinder rotates up and around leaving the bullet in either the first slot or the sixth

[@caleb_dreams]

Salt on honeydew or cantaloupe is delicious, must try!

[@JamieAubrey]

I guess that's why I look 18 when I'm 34, All the McDonald's I eat

[@RCGamex]

If everything is a simulation, then what the duck does any of the other stuff matter?

[@wilsonwoman3]

Like to vote for tune #1

[@HighConCannibal]

BALDurs gate mehehe

[@MNewton]

The jingles are great but I think people may not know what a jingle actually is. Like the intro to a KZbin video, 10 seconds is probably too long so a whole song, while really well done and very funny, sort of misses the brief.

[@gregorB92]

I eat 6 eggs a day

[@NameisLush]

WHERE IS NEW EPISODE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@zachoxley6376]

Lewis you amaze me sometimes there is no sugar on pancake

[@MNewton]

Guinness is the Honda Civic of dark beers.

[@Bird0fPrey]

Eggs are not unborn babies fyi

[@Sintesi.]

the horses these guys ride get taller every episode.

[@thomasfloyd6714]

Guinness is aweful to my taste buds, too thick, too bitter. I had a different stout chocolate beer and after one picture i threw up 😖

[@cosplaycallahan]

Vegans have been around for ever. It's a matter of healthy living. The 'moral' aspect is new and really has nothing to do with it.

[@Shosty]

Oh no... I only just started listening, but now I know they get into vegan chat I don't know if I can take it. Really sick of Pyrion's aggressive confusion, Lewis's inability to defend his opinions and sips' bizarrely backwards world view. Was funny the first couple times

[@cosplaycallahan]

It's not that bad this time. Besides, confusion is what happens when people start talking out of their ass and expect normal blokes like these guys to rationalize their nonsense.

[@Speederzzz]

Not necessarily, the Jains of India have been talking about veganism because of the sacredness of all life. Which I see as a moral/ethical view of vegetarianism

[@pachi9065]

refusing to try salt on watermelon, y'all are SO BORING. all it does is make the melon taste more melony, really helps on a less sweet melon

[@sirkadabra]

*Those jingles are trash*

[@jamescarroll384]

Well where's your Jingle, huh tough guy?

[@user-py3py5sx2f]

​​@@jamescarroll384you don't have to be a chef to say that a meal is shit

[@Terinije]

Lewis, just pretend that the NPCs are your personal trainers if you want to do a jerk option.

[@subscrieber2692]

the roommate knows what's up ifykyk stay blind if you wish... the truth will set you free it's fun on this side trust, open your mind, and embrace the unknown