True Facts : Ant Mutualism

[@far_centrist]

David's log : infiltration mission, days 54. they are still suspicious of me.

[@nekrataali]

This is funny because ant mimicry is a thing. Dave isn't actually a leaf cutter ant (who are all female except for drones anyway)...Dave is an ant spider.

[@Sesshomaru474]

@@nekrataali but neither scenes were ant spiders so....

[@toastie8173]

Day 74: I have realised that this is infact fungus used for food, not getting high

[@injunsun]

@-_XGrimmy McGrimmsX_- Yeah, ASS crack! Reeww!!

[@Bennahr_Fett]

Day 1129: So Jessica may have cheated on me with brad.. Im going to introduce her to our friendly neighbor hood spider for dinner..

[@ren09rn]

You mock David, but he's actually the lead singer of Fungus Chambers.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Ren RN xd

[@fettychow7648]

Ex dee

[@theroguegamer9016]

He makes really good songs. Good job David

[@buckjohnson1119]

Worker ants are female. There are no David’s.

[@fettychow7648]

@@buckjohnson1119 Women can be named David

[@tmaxon8]

"Perhaps life is really about finding a taker for what you are giving." Deep

[@DiabloJaz12]

Both that quote and your comment work as sex jokes.

[@ohyeahyeahterminatorismyna3418]

Yeah , absolutely ... and that's "THE UNDERTAKER" ... now that sounds much more ironic...

[@martinxy1291]

Balls Deep

[@dfortini1056]

@@DiabloJaz12 rule 34

[@terrencethompson8423]

I felt proud of myself when he said “Good job Terrence, that is a good leaf.” My name is Terrence

[@thestrangers6524]

You did a good job out there

[@wwevampirequeen9632]

How ironic lol

[@steveglen3354]

Good Now go back to work ..Naaaaow

[@sarahkilo3606]

David Dobrik felt sad

[@michaelyu2744]

imagine being named David

[@TaranVH]

Don't think I didn't notice that this one was more educational than usual!

[@IstasPumaNevada]

I love when the truth is so weird that it's better than making things up. Except in regards to imperialism. Then it's just depressing.

[@pheonixsheppard9012]

IstasPumaNevada So, you enjoy making stuff up about Imperialism? Do you work at buzzfeed?

[@PRdeSO]

It's REALLY True Facts

[@deathtaco4095]

oh hey its you

[@watermelonwatsittoya]

Have you ever watched natgeo wild there's some crazy shit on there everything This guy is talking about it this I've learned from watching natgeo wild

[@edoboleyn]

David is doing the best he can.

[@davebuchan81]

I'm glad someone thinks so.....

[@bDwS27]

If more people (ants) helped instead of ignored poor David just imagine how far he'd be right now

[@Quincy_Morris]

Yeah!

[@ESPlover707]

Yes i am

[@shamanthjilla]

Mere C Goddmanit David you had one job

[@TierZoo]

I see Facebook Watch's exclusive rights to this episode expired

[@ujjwaljha2402]

TierZoo I don't know which channel i like more yours or his ?

[@SnowBrae]

Collab between you two when

[@defrte]

Huh, I'm put of the loop, can someone explain this?

[@DxSkeith]

Lol you should do a review of KZbin Content Creator Species with Zefrank, or true facts about KZbinrs as a species. Either way, if you guys teamed up the product would be diamonds

[@kaluahmon]

Of course you would watch this series.

[@nospamman4443]

"i would gladly secrete a tiny little hamburger out of my belly button for you to eat" .. nothing more satisfying than a saucy narrator

[@idontcare0909]

And have a fanny pack full of napkins lol

[@Schmooplzzz]

@@idontcare0909 And a half shirt.XDDD

[@HaloHighlightz]

I read this right as he said it lol I love when that happens 😅

[@katherinenyberg7891]

Oh goodness- can't stop laughing!

[@injunsun]

Wasn't sure where he was going to suggest a secretion from...🤭🤪

[@ExaltedArchvile]

David... David no. That's not a leaf. Sorry, David was just dropped on his head as a larvae that's all. He's what we call the "Special" Ant.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Super Booster Boy xd

[@KrysDlite]

😂😂😂 I read that in Zefrank’s voice and it’s amazing! Very funny!

[@stizzacrizack5050]

Why are you calling me special... :(

[@user-nu8in3ey8c]

That's cold, and hilarious. Another reason to not tappy tappy your larvae on their heads...... They will become a David that think that fecal matter pieces are leaves.........

[@FightingMario54321]

The return we didn’t deserve. Welcome back.

[@nickjs5773]

I've been a good boy!

[@zenitrammpr]

That is how David do

[@reddeath5791]

Matthew Martinez I NEVER KNEW I WAS AN ANT!!!!!!!!!

[@shanematthews1985]

David is best ant

[@trevorsa6lack9uy]

David ain’t very intelligANT. Get it

[@davidcomer2338]

Matthew Martinez so this is how I do

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Matthew Martinez lol

[@dalcon555]

I feel personally attacked right now

[@chadcoulter5119]

Ha funny. Poor david

[@Sonichero151]

Stop carrying that poop around David the fungus doesn't want it

[@paulinelarson465]

One of my grandsons is named David. It means "beloved". He is a very smart, hard working, young man. He can tell you about the benefits of manure in the compost pile and the garden. We have always told him that he is our favorite David !

[@zawarudo3054]

I knew a few David's .. all are now from herion overdoses . Weird coincidence. And sad. Met another David not long ago hope he doesn't ...you know

[@coreyyamaguchi8787]

Way to go david

[@Lathland]

I am of the firm belief that David simply knows something the rest of us do not. David is ahead of his time, we should all look to David to future advances! Or just put him in the corner and ignore him. One of the two, but never both.

[@hoov_er3735]

Lathland #David2020

[@davideloiza1779]

tfw

[@lollenstein2926]

He's got my vote!

[@davidcomer2338]

I get votes whoo

[@zoracksoffspring3711]

Lollenstein : if voting means I spit my rum n coke out of my nose even though I was using a straw ... then I voted too !

[@TaranVH]

I definitely needed more true facts in my life.

[@alexlam24]

Taran Van Hemert Need more thicc Dennis

[@mudlark4099]

Taran Van Hemert don't we all 🐜

[@IllBeaAround]

get back to editing

[@FantasyAddict95]

well rejoice all ye subscribers, because it looks like he's been working on quite a few videos, since he's been releasing new ones regularly recently after years of silence! may we continue to learn how the various critters do!

[@JustSomebody5]

I second that!

[@leilamathias-hayes2344]

Having this come back is the highlight of 2018

[@argolake8623]

When I was doing tree research abroad in Costa Rica, my colleagues were studying leaf cutter ants. They were seeing how fast they go, and they marked out a distance with little pieces of red paper. But one of the ants decided it was a leaf cutting and picked it up to take back to the nest. So among all the green you could see a little bit of red slowly moving up the trail.

[@CreamCakes420]

That’s really cool

[@williamchamberlain2263]

Could do it with some good quality video and some good object-tracking software - talk to the computer science/AI researchers and see if they know any off the shelf or have a good degree/masters/PhD who'd like a challenge.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

@@kreischwurst please tell me that's a phrase you can use on a grant application

[@nachorodriguez6380]

Perhaps that was David

[@kevinjustice1765]

Yea but how slowly exactly? I guess we'll never know now....thanks David

[@sleon7340]

You are a comedic light on dark times in many of our lives, Zefrank, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for that

[@sleon7340]

Greetings fellow non mouse voiced by Michael J Fox Stuart!

[@InnannasRainbow]

That is how Zefrank do.

[@W0lfSh1eld]

stuart leon that is how we subscribers do xD

[@izzy1221]

*Goddamnit David.*

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Isagaillol

[@megadon_]

Isagail what did I do?

[@frankcastle9691]

MegaDon he carries poop.

[@dededeedles]

GETITTOGETHER DAVID

[@bruhusmomentus5824]

*N O , D A V I D !* anybody else remember that book?

[@umphreak9999]

it's like my pappy always said, "If at first you don't succeed, milk the aphid by stroking their rears to stimulate the flow of sugar rich secretions." But then again, he was in a mental hospital at the time so we really didn't think much of it.

[@MelA-wr9rb]

Looks to me like perhaps you guys had him committed a bit prematurely? Hmmmm?? ;)

[@umphreak9999]

Mel A well, that was with meds on a good day, but when he started giving live "demonstrations" at local bus stops we had to do something, and the police didn't buy the whole performance art excuse

[@JovanaSanchez000]

Was his name David?

[@mikailyshmaelalba8340]

"Perhaps life is really just about finding a taker, for what you are giving."

[@Nemesis0513]

I’ve got practically nothing... you can take a look, though.

[@bobblob6220]

@Afrodisiac **ugly* man

[@deismaccountant]

Like real life Mutualism amongst humans!

[@carmengogeidnas9670]

Truer words have never been spoken...

[@supersonictumbleweed]

I can relate. Still trying to get into my dream job

[@jacob_90s]

I get the impression Frank has been uploading videos for the last 4 years, and recently had a "oh shit!" moment when he realized they were all private.

[@mariecarie1]

Jacob Wells XD

[@AwesomeGames56]

I would definitely not be surprised.

[@HarryKrinkle]

It's because Buzzfeed didn't allow you to post anything that was not on Buzzfeed. I don't know if they changed that or if Frank left Buzzfeed, but whatever the case, I'm for it.

[@cindylikersa9411]

Classic David

[@chrisedwards3449]

Cindy Likersa names not David that's a girl ant

[@PyroJohn19]

Chris Edwards Don't assume it's gender. It could be a transboy ant

[@RandomerThanAverage]

+

[@krylesangerbeaver]

The video with David going by so proudly carrying the poop and this comment, both made me laugh so much!

[@dv4497]

Listen man, I cant help it

[@jetboi08]

"A snippet of nipple" I never thought I would hear that sentence in my life time. Thank you sir.

[@CarBENbased]

I really expected him to say "snipple" after that.

[@torakunoichi]

He’s like a proud ant father/teacher until David comes along

[@hhharada]

"Go David" "David, don't go changing for nobody"

[@fugglepugg8055]

I am very fond of they way you say dew.

[@Wuzzup129]

Alana Nicole *Doo*

[@MyLuggage12345]

That's how ZeFrank do.

[@Duncan_Idaho_Potato]

"Drrw".

[@sudevsen]

That's how the ant dew

[@moss_yt]

“Honey Dyuhr”

[@camillebrenes]

I secreted tears out of my eyes while watching this, and my stomach hurts. That's how I do.

[@peepoobeepoo5842]

AddictedBassAnglers that is how an addictebassangler do

[@dorfsteen]

You're killing me oh my God LOL

[@Orangecatty]

That's how you dew*

[@dorfsteen]

@@Orangecatty by the way what the hell happened to Frank again 2 months we're jonesing here Frank

[@ScribblebytesWorldwide]

Can I drink them? I've always wanted to taste white tears! 😂 😂 I'm kidding! I'm kidding yall! Oh lordt! I'm on the spectrum this is my sense of humor. I love Madonna, she's cool. 😎

[@DracoDovakiin]

David even got his own place in the credits. There is hope for him yet.

[@favoritemustard3542]

So did Dr. Quit...meyer... ₆₉ᵗʰ 👍

[@50calcaleb58]

honey dewwwwrrrr

[@SketchyScribe]

50cal Caleb thank god im not the only one who notices that every time it makes me cringe

[@DubTheG]

@Hugh Jaanus I can say front just fine. Lmao, where do you get that we can't pronounce front? 😂🤔 Just because a few dumbass Americans can't say certain words, doesn't mean none of us can. I'm sure whatever country you live in has plenty of dipshits that can't speak properly as well. So try rephrasing that to, "Why do people have problems pronouncing 'Front'?" Weirdo.

[@martindesrocher4528]

makes me laugh every time !

[@rolandocrisostomo2003]

OMG it's even funnier to read it.

[@alchemicmercury]

Honeydeur.

[@MakoRuu]

*Two Ants One Aphid.*

[@HarryManbackYouTube]

This needs more likes

[@Gefnir]

And David

[@scottaylor3868]

Two Aphids, one ant would be more accurate.

[@MakoRuu]

Don't fucking be that guy, Scot.

[@tsukkiyosea4126]

368 people who liked that comment no longer enjoy chocolate soft serve

[@Merthyc]

I, for one, support David's staunch individualism.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

David's individualism puts the colony's collectivist philosophy in jeopardy.

[@Jackw00pw00p2]

Why doesn't the world try to collect poop like me? You go little man.

[@davidmcpherson5933]

Thank you.

[@juandoyle5104]

Why you are so cute? " tapy tapy back to sleep" I just can't handle it

[@loop78]

Favorite line 😂

[@raul286162]

Same I laughed a lot

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

There's never been a more beautiful time to be an active subscriber.

[@billwilliam8963]

Ethanotor Oculus .

[@heathertaylor8904]

So true. Truest statement on KZbin.

[@KD-dw9hh]

I’m not sure that anyone else understands how excited I am that he’s posting these again.

[@MsLaziesArse]

K D me too! I just fell in love with his channel really bad. And i heard that he stop posting for a reason, i was real sad but now he’s back again 😂😂👍

[@juliasutter6996]

Believe me, MANY OF US UNDERSTAND AND ARE ALSO EXCITED AS BALLS

[@nafisa.t13]

WE ARE AS EXCITED AS DAVID WITH HIS POOP

[@CivilGuy]

That zombified ant will give me nightmares for years

[@johannaweichsel3602]

CivilGuy seriously, how did like no one else mention that?? Nightmare fuel!

[@hassanghanim3966]

You should play The Last Of Us.

[@kanibelazy0585]

You should see zombified Cockroach by a wasp or zombified spider by a parasitic worm

[@jynxed66six54]

thats the fungus which inspired the last of us, whch if you didnt know is basically that but with humans

[@TP-tc7vp]

Because we all have learned about it 76 times from Facebook memes where were u?

[@User-47.00]

Ants are so much more advanced than people realize. They’re incredibly fascinating.

[@isaacsechslingloff9894]

not advanced, in fact their so simple...... yet so.. efficient

[@MrRight0930]

@@isaacsechslingloff9894 ants themselves are simple, but their society though

[@isaacsechslingloff9894]

@@MrRight0930 They are like cells in a body, simply reacting to networks of vast stimuli.. all alive themselves.. but all small pieces of a gigantic, vast, more complex organism

[@nordicfalcon]

Nathaniel Vannatter you would love the AntsCanada channel. Top quality videos. But you might have heard of them already.

[@theforeskincollector4603]

You know there just "the little communist of nature " right?

[@aaronwalton8057]

I think poor David was dropped on his head when he was a larva. :(

[@colleenc5932]

aaron walton hahaha thanks for the laugh 😂

[@aaronwalton8057]

Your welcome ^^

[@xpicx_8805]

aaron walton

[@JustinY.]

Three videos in three weeks? Please don't trick us and disappear for 3 more years

[@matamatmassivetac5789]

Justin Y. Don't jinx it

[@JustinY.]

I already crossed my fingers and knocked on wood so I think I negated it

[@jeremybr2020]

Seriously, I got all giddy when I saw that he actually put out another video. zefrank1 is a KZbin legend, and for good reason. I just wish he would do another Sad Cat or Dog Diary. But I will gladly take what I can get.

[@JarlTryggve]

Half life 3 confirmed

[@flo_wer]

Justin Y. Why are you everywhere????!

[@Atratzu]

Life is better, now that zefrank is back to making these videos.

[@incognitoburrito7458]

I remember going to an insect exhibit and they had a tank of live leaf cutter ants. As I looked closely at the tank, I noticed the ants were piled up on the corner and crawling their way up. The ants were trying to escape.

[@areid5907]

They could have just tunnels out of rhe glass by using lasers made out of leaves and refracted light, but that would also require huge amounts of poop for a power sauce.

[@areid5907]

Christianity is worse than baked beans. At least you can still eat the beans. With Christianity you get nothing but imaginary beans.

[@Luigicat11]

@@areid5907 I mean you're not necessarily wrong, but what prompted the statement?

[@dailynotes2845]

@@Luigicat11 Probably an ant

[@cassaroooo]

I like that you went with "half-shirt" instead of "crop top."

[@catfan321]

"Good job, Terrance, that is a good leaf Milo, Angie, well done Good, Katie David, come back, David, that's poop"

[@JonesCrimson]

"David, look around you! No one is carrying anything that even resembles poop! Except for you."

[@ollie7070]

i died at that part lol

[@ToastedFanArt]

Classic Dave...

[@mudlark4099]

Toasted Fan Art 🐜🌿🐜🌿

[@SpeedOfTheEarth]

Toasted Fan Art +

[@JerzCe73]

LMAO

[@bradohms]

Toasted Fan Art It might be his personal obsessions, you guys shouldn't judge.

[@gabilurio4270]

Two ants one cup

[@SolusDarkcoat]

"David, that's poop" *HE'S TRYING HIS BEST!*

[@taylortaylor4985]

Ily

[@neveryawn]

Bruh moment

[@NewMessage]

"A snippet of nipple" is a waaay better band name.

[@akumaplantstudios8869]

That will be the title to my memoir.

[@rubinnz]

I'd much prefer snippet of foreskin.

[@xiomast3187]

A snipple

[@kidyomu89]

Fungus Chambers goES HARD YOU B*CH.

[@googly4038]

I swear you say hidey hole in every episode.

[@Actionnelll]

And its funny everytime 🤣

[@stick-itproductions.3307]

He also says, That's how ____ dooooo

[@codyvanderzwaag8031]

@@stick-itproductions.3307 that's my favorite line

[@caduriejavier6567]

666 likes

[@vincem3748]

Yep, it's a zefrankism. Together with "bebeh"

[@Bolt99K]

I was loosing faith in humanity... And then ZeFrank started uploading again and my faith in humanity has been restored.

[@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen]

Bolt same here, but only partially.

[@alecdickens1042]

I'm in a constant state of mistrusting other humans. However, zefrank gets a pass.

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

I listened & laughed at him saying "Snippet of nipple" for a long time.

[@azurecielo52479]

Me too!

[@TheMisslotus78]

You’re both high lol

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

@@TheMisslotus78 i wish...I had to quit smoking weed for a job almost 2yrs ago 😩😩😩 i miss it everyday.

[@marleinasmom]

Snipple

[@yes0r787]

Creeped me right out.

[@AliceQuinnRose]

Oh I’ve missed you zfrank. And leave David alone, he’s his own ant.

[@marleinasmom]

Alice Pope-Terry Mant.

[@breakfastcasual7800]

David is a girl!

[@marleinasmom]

Breakfast Casual Womant

[@alanlee1355]

That ant is trans. Trant

[@JJHughes2000]

I would like to thank you zefrank1, if not for you I would not have been able to talk about ants for 45 minutes on my Alevel biology paper essay on the importance of interactions between organisms

[@ripvanced]

this is how zefrank1 do

[@Lefeurouge]

3:15 is gold: "Tappy, tappy: back to sleep!"

[@PaulsGarage]

Ants have never been so fascinating as this

[@nyctodrome6187]

I have to disagree!!

[@gottagofastest]

Check antscanada if you want to lose hours

[@PaulsGarage]

Sarah Carr i have, and i stand by my statement.

[@envys6291]

Paul's Garage check out casting a fire ant colony with molten aluminium. That's pretty freaking interesting.

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

You've got me thinking: if you cast an anthill in aluminium bronze and then drill out/put in a light bulb to make a chandalier, it would look so cool! Then again, it'd probably be expensive and you have to guestimate the right amount to melt, as well as finding an anthill. Anyway, thanks for putting out pretty cool videos

[@emihay9915]

My one year old sons name is david and he has a bad habit of digging in his diaper so that "David get back here that's poop" really hit home lmao

[@sumeahsking8019]

Emi Hay David sucks

[@emihay9915]

sumeahs king sometimes he really does suck lmao. But he's a wonderful baby when he's not acting out. I love him very much

[@macylouwho1187]

That’s normal baby behavior, otherwise known as “that’s how a bebe do”, in zefrank speak 😂

[@emihay9915]

MacyLouWho ahaha i totally heard that in his voice 😂

[@michaelplatt1959]

“Hold it together man.” Brilliant!

[@nairdacharles9492]

Right? That caused me to strain my laugh gland too.

[@frosty-mm9th]

I love your profile picture!! 🐈🐾

[@localroboplaguedoc]

David was never the smartest of the group. But, he's funny and we love him anyway.

[@AntsCanada]

Great video! Ant love forever! 🐜

[@ultimatepredatorx2937]

Wow it's you. How unexpected yet not to find you here.

[@vendrixuther7111]

HI!

[@frog6992]

AntsCanada course We find AntCanada

[@RippleAnt]

Oh! Who else more worthy of the top comment. Ant Love Forever!.

[@morthread017]

OMG, HE'S HERE 😱

[@JustinY.]

I honestly cannot believe that you are back for good now. Or you could bamboozle us and not upload anything for 3 more years

[@lavynwave]

Go tf away

[@starrynights467]

HE WILL STAY OR SOMEONES GONNA GET FUCKING NUKED

[@JoJo-wb1eb]

Get off youtube Get a life

[@liddolwiddol]

You are SO fast

[@mantiskalashnikov9207]

Don’t jinx it

[@Yeen66]

Zefrank should be on a documentary cuz then people would actually pay attention

[@wanfarahwanzainuddin7850]

Dear Mr zefrank, your wonderful voice and hilarious videos have become my go-to cure for headaches. Thank you so much for your videos.

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

His name actually is Ze Frank. Ze is short for Hosea.

[@TDR732]

*the god is back*

[@MrMechaMan]

Anthony Lau yeeessss xD

[@Acesahn]

There's two other videos even!

[@MrMechaMan]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW

[@mfjrecampo9083]

I hope he brings back a show

[@BlokeOzzie]

Ah, the master is back.

[@bDwS27]

"A snippet of nipple", this is the amazing content I expect from KZbin!

[@bDwS27]

b017ni3 thank you , it's fixed now;)

[@vincentmalpica]

A peice of foreskin

[@markgrade6644]

B_D_W_S'_Animation_ lol I was looking for this comment it had me dying 😂😂😂

[@soulassassin0g]

1:00 I like how one of them has a blunt lol.

[@camerondon3712]

I couldn't not wonder what that was. I knew it was a leaf, but still.

[@michellelee8933]

Lol that's snoop antt, dogg's professional full time blunt roller

[@salmonidmashinsuto1591]

Queen Ant: You're fired David. David: .....

[@flame5169]

Alkali Elemen but I'm your son

[@greenthizzle4]

Flame *proceeds to eat son*

[@kinnikuzero]

Underratet comment

[@outtaspace1566]

Cannibalism lol

[@JeremiahBostwick]

"Do you have any idea how much shit I've moved for you?"

[@HigeYatsu]

Ah yes, how fondly I remember all of those afternoons of my youth. Drinking Capri Sun, feet comfortably embraced by a pair of pump Reebok sneakers, playing Leafy Leafy, Who's an A**hole from sunrise until sunset. My grandmother would have to ring a bell to beckon me home, lest the game would continue deep into the night.

[@vmorris7639]

Matt Kingman Love it! Lol

[@bobdylan3924]

i love this channel, i do zoology and all the information is factual yet hilarious as well. Please never stop this keeps me going through the degree

[@SparkyBites]

So happy he's back! ^^ I sure did miss that 50% voice %50 laughing all the time in these vids! xD

[@markmartin2819]

Sparky ! Excuse me what the fuck is that profile picture ill have to call profile picture police

[@SparkyBites]

Mark Martin ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, 🍌 📞

[@markmartin2819]

Sparky ! Completely insane!!

[@CleverDesertXof]

Ikr i love these videos

[@masonwhitney5273]

Sparky ! Same here xD

[@bDwS27]

The mental image he gives you at 4:11

[@RedmarKerkhof]

I'm gonna laugh about it for days every time I see my belly button.

[@fuckyougeorgebush]

I'm basically picturing this: orig00.deviantart.net/6f65/f/2011/260/2/1/carl_the_human_by_tui_and_la-d4a69ug.jpg

[@bDwS27]

I Own Me - You Own You HAHAHA why though WHY ?!

[@greenkoolaidguyplays1945]

Wtf

[@kidarachnid5568]

That be sharing like the ant do 🐜 🐜 🐜

[@mechalilyz]

I will now resort to using "What the farmer's mother!"

[@Trund27]

Magali Lopez lol!!!! I must as well!

[@TheDave6vi6]

I have to say every time you mention David in your videos I feel honored to have been chosen to be in your videos portraying the”Ant” Who can forget my all time Academy award nominated as Best Crustacean the role of the bubble crab. There are David’s all over the world but there is the one & only... I am The David.

[@tametz]

"....which is generally a good rule of thumb for things that come out of your a$$." I cannot get enough if this humor.

[@SHYKOOPA]

It's crazy how much I actually learned from this video

[@Trund27]

Juan Carlos same!!!

[@ChuckKeough]

Tappy tappy, back to sleep, lol!

[@Life_with-annu3]

I watched your comment while he said it.

[@kid.hudson_]

0:52 "of course the question is, What the farmers mother..." lmao has me dead

[@musicrocks2919]

“Honey DEWRRRRRRRR,”

[@tommeng6522]

MoUnTain DeW

[@mikec6698]

Thank you. I don't thihk i've laughed this hard at anything, at hospital going through chemo and laughing my ass off at all these videos.

[@joysanders59]

Mike C I hope you are doing well, cancer gone, and God bless you.

[@dorfsteen]

Yeah God bless you hope they kill that fucking cancer and yes he is funny as hell is he oh my God

[@seratonin7004]

Hope you're well now and still laughing at these 💗

[@yiddys1556]

Laughter is the best medicine! I hope you're well.

[@johndoe-uz2kc]

I hope your doing well.

[@davidgrigorian7995]

I've waited 3 god damn years for these to come back!! And they are better then ever!! I'm back in my happy place!

[@kevingubernatis3324]

Finally got around to watching this one. As usual I learn something so thank you. The whole concept of aphids being cows to ants is deeply fascinating. Also, if you're feeling weird about all the secretions, just remember that you probably have a big bowl of secretion in the morning with some plant matter in it, or perhaps you put some secretion in your morning cup of plant matter dirt water.

[@Thepotatowaifu]

Legend has it David is still carrying that same piece of shit.

[@MikhaelEternal]

What a piece of shit.

[@NoPantsWonderDay]

3:16 "Tappy tappy, back to sleep" AAaaaahaahahahaha omg this got me. The video has been over for 5 minutes and I'm still laughing hahaha.

[@maineiacts]

Or,Tappy Tappy go take another Nappy?! So funny this is! ;-)

[@beouwolfe]

NoPantsWonderDay I

[@NoPantsWonderDay]

Tell me more! :P

[@muttofanopossum5639]

So... if the aphids are also called ant cows, would that make ants ranchers and ladybugs wolves?

[@nene00760075]

Yes.

[@mrsstabbystab1109]

"David, come back David, that's poop" 😂

[@mcblaggart8565]

2 million subs. That is how zefrank1 do.

[@CarBENbased]

*Derw

[@davidhaggerty9850]

Maybe David just figured one excretion is as good as another?

[@lu.ciel8770]

David Haggerty Huh what do you know maybe David's ahead of his time and here we were judging him

[@Laura-tp6fj]

David Haggerty HAHAHHAHAHAHW

[@evieinfinite]

David the poop monger

[@GigawingsVideo]

So shit matter?

[@SJHimesWriter]

"Dew," "bebe," and "poop," are my favorite words to hear Frank say.

[@davidhanson4909]

Don't forget ocean.

[@SJHimesWriter]

David Hanson yasss

[@spritelady4669]

"Deep in the depths of the ocean..."

[@JovanaSanchez000]

Don't forget the Shamalemeon.... Oh, the chameleon.

[@sketchymcqeeks]

pbreggnant

[@TheTomsdrc]

Imagine if ants were self aware. Nothing would be done and they would just be depressed and procrastinate all day.

[@bneletismociquli]

yeah, imagine...

[@nou1438]

Free will is just an illusion 😜

[@curiousfiend1169]

@@nou1438👍😉 sweet as, that's your choice.

[@Lodac1977]

Ants actually are self aware. Scientists put a drop of paint on their face and placed a mirror in front of them and they started touching the dot

[@brianneh1547]

@@Lodac1977 I don’t know who told you that, but ants have TERRIBLE eyesight. Hate to break it to you, but that’s impossible. They live mostly by touching, scent trails, and tasting. I’d love to see a reputable scientific journal of this experiment you speak of if you’ll post it.

[@TheKiwiCache]

He is back!!! Now can we check on teddy, I have been worried about him after his surgery

[@tdontellable]

"Tapy, tapy, Back to sleep"

[@QueenDestinationJoyBlake14]

Trinity Dontell That part made me laugh, lol

[@SmashtheCmachine]

Meanwhile, aphids are freaky, too. Any given aphid may be pregnant with pre-pregnant babies.

[@brigidtheirish]

So basically tribbles.

[@jaschabull2365]

Don't they also give birth to aphids which have no mouths and basically have no use but to mate and die, making them essentially sex-slaves who can't talk?

[@alanlee1355]

Talking is pointless.

[@SmashtheCmachine]

Jascha Bull I haven't heard that, but I just may not remember. I'll have to look that up. If I remember lol.

[@michaeldowlin6778]

I cannot contain the love I have for this man and his channel. What a legend! You're in another league! You cheers me the fuck up no matter what. I genuinely love your work mate.

[@Shadowfactor78]

Zefrank making videos again helped me beat depression

[@JenamDrag0n]

lol, David the Ant was in the credits

[@daanaerts_]

‘Sharing like an ant do’

[@justascarecrow6988]

Do bullet kin share their ammo though?

[@TheAverageTechGuy]

Come back David, "That's POOP" Too funny...

[@danc6167]

Please never go away again.

[@OMGITSMRMACK]

This shit always reminds me of strange wilderness

[@animatewithshara0w071]

OMGITSMRMACK you mean Brave Wilderness? The youtuber?

[@animatewithshara0w071]

WoebringerofDoom Oh ok

[@sublime88sublime]

" *WHAT THE FARMER'S MOTHER* "

[@AlbedoDream]

“Tappy tappy back to sleep” lmfao 🤣

[@happyvalleykid6324]

I too feel insecure about my secretions.