True Facts: BatFishes

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CREDITS:
Music: / querflote
Alex Brett
/ @abrettadventures
Alex inspired this episode with his amazing Batfish footage. He just launched his channel in earnest - go and sub!
Barrett Christie
www.maritimeaquarium.org/
Barrett shared his knowledge with me, and is an expert on fish husbandry. His spawning footage is very rare and shows that batfish spawn in a similar way to some other anglerfish.
Javi
vimeo.com/javideograph/videos
Javi has some really amazing videos on his Vimeo account. There is a pretty amazing aquatic collection over on Vimeo!
Ariane Dimitris
/ @aridimitris
It took me a while to track Ariane down but her longnosed Batfish clip in so good!
LiquidGuru
vimeo.com/liquidguru
LiquidGuru is a pro. Just gets such beautiful views into Aquatic life! His juvenile Orbicular Batfish is so well done.
Raymond Powers
pureflorida.blogspot.com/
Raymond came through with the feeding footage at the last second. It is very rare to see them eat, especially in captivity!
Thanks also to the NOAA, Barry Peters, Nico Michiels,
and Gilles San Martin for the use of their images.
Additional footage under license from Shutterstock.

[@RichterBelmont2235]

*silently appeared behind the clownfish and whisper to him* "I'm Batfish"

[@HellScribe56]

Why so serious ??? Hahaha

[@PG-fv2tb]

This is the most perfect comment.

[@shosty575]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Not the fish we deserve, but the fish we need

[@raywhite7179]

I read that as "I'm British" and I was trying to get the joke. xD

[@howardstark]

"if you're just following someone around, eating their crap all day; get out of that relationship. You're better than that." ZeFrank is so motivational.

[@hellosweetheart3350]

Yah, don't take anyone's crap! Lol

[@ceral1871]

Mood

[@MsLeenite]

I was, and I was, and I did. Yes, I am. Ze Frank is many things; motivational is just one of them.

[@elephant_888]

👌🏽😂

[@CookieM0nster]

Is it me or does one of them look like the grinch?

[@aprinkki]

"Even little Wendy's pissed off. She weighed herself on the scale then had a good toilet then weighed herself again. No change. How does that even happen?" 😂

[@SwedenTheHedgehog]

Ahahah, that got me so good, I had to check the comments for if someone else had the same experience 😂

[@dawnhasbroken6304]

His humor is beyond...😃😁😀

[@helenl3193]

I once WEIGHED MORE after. How the hell!?!

[@Neon-jn3sp]

"The bottom half of a kangaroo that has been flattened by a truck" Pure art.

[@EkoroHackenslash]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@simonscar_7857]

When?

[@TheQuixoticEnd]

"what the heck was that go back!" This dude is in sync with everyone else

[@markusgorelli5278]

I was just about to pause and watch that part over when he said that 😅

[@ishab.6798]

Exactly! The arm-pits joke had me laughing so hard too

[@Brandyalla]

But no explanation of what those things actually were....they looked like eyes, but why would there be eyes there?

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Brandyalla He says that they’re gills immediately afterwards.

[@gigastrike2]

I thought they were for propulsion, and honestly they still could be.

[@zakleclaire1858]

Zefrank: "Scientists, stop getting drunk and naming fish." Scientists: "Ever been on a boat for months at a time? If you want cool fish videos, we get to get be drunk as hell when we name the fish."

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Me: but it doesn't even look like a- Scientist: WE HAD TO USE FINGERS AS BAIT TO GET THESE THINGS. IF WE SAY ITS A BARFISH. ITS A BATFISH

[@kingoftropes922]

Scientist: OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO HAD MORE CREDENTIALS THAN I DO TO NAME THINGS AS A DEGREE CARRYING SCIENTIST.

[@WenisincTM]

Penis

[@raicastle]

TRIPOPHOBIA ALERT!! I'M FREAKING OUT

[@wettesthandyman5885]

Karen: let me see your manager

[@Grobohalic]

“Matthew is highly adapted to a benthic lifestyle, meaning he lives on the floor of the ocean, not on the roof like a duck do.” That line killed me.

[@jonathanberry1111]

I wonder if this is somehow connected to the Benthic Explorer in the Abyss movie.

[@takimolori5949]

My name is Matthew...

[@matthewwu5067]

me too

[@SuperBradAzz]

But duck really do live on the roof

[@thatonekid565]

I got really obessed with all of these different species for a moment in my life. I wouldn’t stop talking about them, drawing them, babbling on about how they’re all different and don’t even look like bats, or even really fish. My family got tired of it, my friends too. They told me I was acting obsessive and that it wasn’t healthy. One could say I went... batfish crazy

[@fredwaterer8203]

That sir is gold

[@AyyyyJayyyy]

You sir might have adhd

[@justasmltwngir1732]

ADHD MOOD

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

This feels like adhd

[@xyz7572]

Badum tss

[@raging_frog5411]

This is going to be great, because that is how the Zefrank do

[@trance57418]

Banana ranama 👍

[@MichaelHarto]

I don't think you need "the" before zefrank

[@LoveAuntieJan]

Banana ranama AGREED...Only if you can get him out of his hidey-hole! ❤️👍😂

[@MrLwr4444]

Thats right

[@tomiyu2297]

@@MichaelHarto I don't think you need these nuts on your chin

[@DarkDoughnutsVids]

He doesn't post very often, but when he does, it's a masterpiece.

[@ChieMiyagawa]

That’s what makes his uploads good. He puts time and effort into his uploads so that instead of churning out mediocre video after mediocre video, he can present us with something of quality.

[@Mortthemoose]

Definitely!!!

[@julia061174]

Amen!

[@amyrussell860]

And for that reason, I can say I love this man. Lol.

[@darrelstinkmeaner4673]

What ya mean, he's been pumping these out like a male seahorse pumping out his offspring.

[@TheOrene]

“Had a good toilet” is my new favorite phrase

[@thecrepeofdeath]

the phrase "stupid clams" has been a standing joke between me and my friend for more than a decade. hearing zefrank say it is surreal

[@mariofan1ish]

My favorite thing about this series is that, while comical and silly, this can still count as educational since everything said here regarding the animal in question is actually true.

[@JeanPhilipeBouvier]

Especially the part where he mentioned that the fish looks like the bottom half of a kangaroo that got rolled over by a car!

[@cezannejimenez7164]

When you think about it, he is right.

[@soonmide]

dang, its name really is Matthew

[@mariofan1ish]

@@soonmide You can have a fish named Matthew, yes.

[@NeonVomitz]

Imagine watching this in school

[@duhalkov1341]

Zefrank: Even Wendy is pissed off I love how he just gives names to these creatures.

[@CameronCajun]

Totally

[@xxslendermomxx3026]

I was gonna comment the same thing!! I wonder how he picks which ones get what names lol

[@yourrightimsooosorry884]

I bet you didn't spot Sebastian! He's a sneaky little fella.

[@ZetruH]

Must be part of the documentary parody, they also give common human names to wild animals

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

And I love the names too. It’s the same feeling I get when pets get people names. Like that French Bulldog on KZbin named Walter.

[@wafflecakepans]

Formal request for "True Facts: Platypus"

[@katiejensen7762]

Yes

[@constancemiller3753]

Agent P needs Z.

[@nathanielwindsor7679]

The platypus: an egg laying mammal with an electrosensitive beak, a beaver tail, no stomach, and venomous spines that deliver the most painful sting of any animal in existence No, none of that is a joke

[@goku-san]

@@nathanielwindsor7679 As recently discovered, also glow under UV light.

[@dreamhaynes10]

I like wen he says “BEBE”😂😂😂

[@dereksyroka6288]

Or beeyurds

[@jdsavage7824]

Me too!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@LakshmananMe]

I notice him saying bebe in every video and I love it. 😂❤️

[@shooby9496]

Or any of the '-y' words that he says twice. "Bendy bendy" "Grabby grabby" etc.

[@XenKenshin]

We're not gonna talk about this man's amazing name line? "Gerard. Think Bernard, but less cold and more angry." Brr cold Grr angry That's genius

[@RuokQt]

I did not catch up on that, that's amazing XD

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

He could be referring to Gerard Butler's many, many angry man roles in movies, lol.

[@mrnuisance456]

@@karsonkammerzell6955 they both work so well

[@JonahIronstone]

@@karsonkammerzell6955 He didn't say Gerard, he said gurnard. A gurnard is a kind of fish-- that one, to be specific.

[@XenKenshin]

@Taps fan USA! USA! Haha

[@facemite]

Let's just gloss over that one fish is a horrific Spider hybrid nothing to see here

[@batwom4304]

facemite honestly the fact that it is a real actual fish currently walking around like that somewhere makes me want to vomit. and then scream. scromit.

[@Rotten_Prince]

it's a Chelidonichthys lucerna

[@josephburchanowski4636]

Considering your name, do you have any right to call anything a Horrific Spider Hybrid? Like face mites are like tiny spiders on a face that never poop. Their poop just builds up inside them until they die. It only leaves their body when they start decomposing after death.

[@deeess2722]

Batwom - Scromit. I like it. I’ll use it.. maybe as my new Tinder name. 😁

[@deeess2722]

Kerel Valens - Bless you. **hands Kerel a tissue**

[@Amphictyon1]

Zefrank is an artistic genius. Every artist should have such skill at his specialty, and every late night TV host wishes he had this kind of talent. And boy howdy, every time he says 'bibbi' instead of baby, I laugh out loud, again. No matter how many times I've heard him do it. Classic.

[@kingmercado128]

2:02 ”like worms and snails and stupid clams" He really hate clams

[@kyuubiv.8046]

Other video: “I told you. Clams are stupid.”

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

I love how this show is a parody of most documentaries but at the same time they are actually interested in the animals so they actually get good info and footage

[@recoil53]

If you look at the credits, biologists and such are actually giving him some footage. I'd guess they also give him all the info too.

[@TheMrNalsur]

Looks like you are new to True Facts. I've been there since before The Great Drought 😅 (when hardly any videos were released. I still remember when he uploaded the creepy Teddy Bear surgery. Was that 7 years ago? Don't remember)

[@ranedae]

@@TheMrNalsur the way he says "Teddy" gets me every time! Still one of my favorites!

[@TheFunwichHorror]

True Facts is like if David Attenborough went in a recording studio and was handed a script he's never read before while watching the animal footage for the very first time.

[@neuralmute]

@@TheFunwichHorror Maybe if David Attenborough was some sort of hilarious alien being with ideosyncratic pronunciations of the English language, who had been raised entirely on snarky pop culture references, pornography, and documentaries narrated by Morgan Freeman.

[@ianmahawan141]

"The bottom half of a kangaroo that was flattened by a truck." What kind of humor have I been watching for years?

[@jacksontyler4925]

As an Australian I can relate to it

[@user-lw4vi4oy2d]

The good kind of humor

[@hyewonlee7534]

2:55

[@Harrier42861]

"Scientists, you need to stop getting drunk when you name fish." Golden.

[@inshaneindamembrane8043]

I love how it goes off the rails but is still on said rail, going off was just part of the rail

[@CJDragonheart]

Two-wheeling it off to the one side of the rail

[@MetroidsEATYou]

"Not on the roof like a duck do," has some nice flow to it and feels good to say.

[@bigsonny45]

Came here looking for this comment!

[@sakeytoes]

MetroidsEATYou Batfish is floor gang

[@0wolfmoon]

@@sakeytoes dammit I was so close to saying it first...

[@CameronCajun]

@@bigsonny45 Try mine, above. I usually swing and miss, but I might have a solid base hit up there. (Begins, "This might....")

[@wastelifetakenotes]

bars.

[@savannahlauren2]

“If you’re just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship!” Honestly that’s very good advice

[@chezmoi42]

I believe Ze's wife is a psychologist.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

He honestly does a good job of it most of the time. Good advice hidden in batfish crazy euphemism.

[@ekdaufin1485]

IKR!

[@4d_buildss]

This Is Crazy kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6XHfWOdfNiZbA

[@burnt_0range319]

“Even little Wendy is pissed off.” Damn, even Wendy?

[@atomreus2477]

04:59 "if you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship...you're better than that!" *Deep*

[@thebestcentaur]

"Two feelings, same time." Accurately describing me graduating and having to look for a job during the pandemic

[@Saiavinn]

Preach >.>

[@lzmunch]

Oop

[@leroyd.griffin6857]

Now that is deep. Good luck

[@nightmarefuel5131]

I hope things work out for you!!

[@thebestcentaur]

@@leroyd.griffin6857 thanks!

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

"If you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship. You're better than that." Top tier advice, right there.

[@seigeengine]

Don't kink shame.

[@Sir_Sensei]

“Why don’t they call them fish-birds is what they say”

[@mccallan2798]

The last sentence "WOW!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" sums you up perfectly.

[@darrinlaw2832]

One day, we will finally get our hour long zefrank1 documentary on his favorite animals.

[@eledatowle7128]

Oh that would be amazing!

[@100GTAGUY]

Allow me to introduce you to a wonderful thing called playlists, hours of content no need to click new videos. Win win.

[@yinlu3610]

Allow me to introduce to you- “Backwards Hippo”

[@annamishonova4269]

That is the only hope that gets me out of bed every morning

[@randomname1251]

THIS! Yes, this would be great!

[@Megorium]

4:43 Omg that fish with the spider legs!!! The ocean is INSANE! I had to pause and actually process what I was looking at like...my brain just can't handle spider fish.

[@726ab]

I didn't even know those existed!

[@StickyIckyOOHWAY]

its a bit like spider pig but underwater!

[@jasonbaylor9865]

It's so freaking creepy. I've sent a vid of them like walking on those legs. Like a parasite took over the fish

[@Megorium]

@@jasonbaylor9865 oh man that reminds me of that book by Christopher Moore, "this book is full of spiders"

[@OnlyKaerius]

See also: Indian Ocean Walkman. I've actually uploaded an example of that on my channel, which I filmed on vacation.

[@Dipstikk]

Imagine my shock that not only is my name also Matthew, but every fact about it is also true of me

[@jeremyayers5353]

I’m surprised he didn’t say “bat-fish crazy” lol

[@Lunadeath02]

"Scientists, you need to stop getting drunk when you name fish." -Zefrank

[@corpsiecorpsie_the_original]

"Little Johhny and Susie both hated school until they learned that scientists who discover animals get to name them. From then on they had a strong mission focus. You see, they both had a strong desire to force the scientific world to document and say, repeatedly horrific references to the Holocaust and the end times after the rapture. They would accomplish this through the naming of a new discovery."

[@MazaAzi]

but then we wouldn't have Polar bears

[@phantomasuras]

"If you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship" Thanks for the advice Zefrank.

[@CameronCajun]

"Ze, where were you when I was a freshman in college? That advice could have saved me from Fionna and my 'Douchebag Semester'.

[@JB-yg3ew]

I came here for the fish, I left with a life lesson

[@thealmightykaiser5982]

Why isn’t this on Netflix.this would be a great info show

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

**raises hand** Heir Kaiser... Because it is already on KZbin, where it's free, so that people like me are able to enjoy it as well? ☺️😊

[@thealmightykaiser5982]

@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE I’m saying it would be dope if there’s a whole show commited to goody stuff like this so we can see more and longer videos

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

@@thealmightykaiser5982 lol Naw I knew what'cha meant. I'm... just sour because I live in an area that corporate America neglects, and won't run 2022-grade -- or even 1998-grade if I'm honest -- internet to, so I'm incapable of partaking in quality streaming services (for multiple reasons) 🥴😭 I do agree though, more of these _WOULD_ be great!

[@thealmightykaiser5982]

@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE Rip lol

[@ashleyfisher4177]

"Not on the surface like a duck do" caught me by surprise

[@genghis_connie]

"You have to make sure your mouth isn't too big for your rectum." Words to live by. Probably also tattoed on someone.

[@PrydeWater901]

That’s the nicest way I’ve ever heard, “Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.”

[@beachgirl4583]

genghisconnie, If it wasn’t a tattoo before, it will be now that Ze said it.

[@azurecielo52479]

"Sluurp" "Must eat things same size as rectum" must learn this lesson.

[@danielbickford3458]

I'm pretty sure Miss Piggy once said never eat anything larger than your head, but this works too.

[@deeess2722]

I should take notes where this is concerned. #atethewholepizza

[@wandabosworth63]

I love the guy that narratives this. He makes me laugh. I love to watch true things about animals and he makes it more interesting.

[@heauxmade1456]

“Not on the roof like a duck do”’IM SORRY BAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO 😂 why am I dying

[@abcdeisthekeygaming277]

He said "go back, I want to see that" at the exact moment I pressed rewind

[@erinnorwood6124]

I wanted to see it too

[@Momma_AL]

I did too! Lol

[@davidhamilton8041]

How bout the finger part Y'all in? 😂

[@Grimthe]

The fact that this man is still uploading 7 years later is quite impressive.

[@flyaround312]

He took like a 4 year hiatus though

[@misanthropic985]

Daftly-Made why? Some of em have been uploading for 10 years straight no breaks That’s impressive

[@mrdavman13]

Zefrank is one of the oldest youtubers. Many like the green brothers and Phil defranco name zefrank as inspirations

[@niks8521]

@@flyaround312 He probably learned some stuff to share with is during his hiatus 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@joeqiao1691]

@@niks8521 he was the COO of buzzfeed

[@BanaDoyabad]

I absolutely love how excited the guys are at the very end about the mucus raft. It is too effin cute!

[@johnsantana601]

Its amazing that a youtube channel has this level of creativity and humor wile at the same time teaching you something.

[@scapegoat8171]

"Had a good toilet, and weighed herself again. No change. How does that even happen"? Some mysteries aren't ment to be solved.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

*meant

[@Cheshieruu]

@DEVOLUTION• SOLUTION shut.

[@MAabmets]

Jesus christ, if all nature documentaries were narrated like that, then I'd watch a whole lot more of them.

[@RingoLoadagain]

Check out "absurd planet" on netflix it's not AS good but has similar vibes.

[@justinjg99]

Marvel knew

[@onebilliontacos3405]

420, congrats

[@HopeRock425]

@@RingoLoadagain no I watched absurd planet and I don't like it, they don't talk about the life style of the animal they just point out something odd about it and that's it, like how in the very first episode they talked about the dung beetle and all they said was that it survives on poop and then proceeded to sing about that one trait. I kept on waiting for it to get educational but I didn't learn anything from it. This is a lot better.

[@Dusk_Shade]

Have you tried "Round Planet"?

[@jdaraero]

"And most look like the bottom half of a kangaroo that was flattened by a truck" :")

[@jessss27]

lol "It's not perfect." That was actually fascinating. Been following you since the old school website, Ze Frank! So glad the content keeps flowing!

[@DigitalSubset]

4:42 Ok so everybody’s just going to ignore the fact that this fish has spider legs😳

[@phorchybug3286]

Oh I see now! Thank.

[@akavenus6697]

*Irate Frogger i poop bananas*

[@sirquaffler542]

I was freaking out when I saw that, I thought John Carpenter's The Thing got into the ocean and was impersonating a fish but forgot for a second.

[@rainybells]

It made me shudder

[@L454RU5]

I want a true facts on THAT fish

[@crystalthunderheart8895]

I'm sure everybody was like: "Oh wait I see him" " *-wait are you sure that's a fish?????* "

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes.

[@frangkyezra3809]

4:30 man that camouflage was PERFECT 😳😳 literally invisible to the eye

[@jeremyholland4121]

This is by far the greatest nature channel on KZbin...... No the world watch out Attenborough!!!

[@johnfaber100]

Pseudobiceros Hancockanus Dactylopterus volitans, also known as Flying gurnard. If I saved one person from googling their fingers bloody for these terms, my work will be complete.

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

Are you a god??

[@andrewesther4705]

The hero we deserve.

[@zg4705]

hand-cock-anus. bro. what are scientists on?

[@ritvijpatankar731]

You have saved many!!! 😂

[@ritvijpatankar731]

Nailed it Gaio z!!! LMAO

[@giggityguy]

I honestly had to stop and reflect for a minute when he said that ducks live on the roof of the water

[@abt815]

Idgaf how old the video is this channel produces pure art, like a duck do.

[@jhonwilly1801]

He is the greatest combination of Oratation, education and perfect humor! I love this guy!

[@claudiavh2602]

"Had a good toilet and weighed herself again, no change..." hahaha, I'm dead.

[@rianamohamed300]

Isnt that what we all do, pre weigh, post weigh 😂😂

[@luminocuratoria1335]

Relatable

[@PrydeWater901]

The revised accepted vernacular will henceforth be “batfish crazy”. That is all.

[@amm95]

Ah dang. And here I thought I'd had an original idea but you beat me to it

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

@42 jade facts

[@ruthrichardson9717]

I second the motion!

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

42 jade and you have to name them by the full Latin name or according to the weird descriptors given by ZeFrank, like “tickle tickle” or”wooshy”... or you can’t join the club

[@lemurdream]

Batfish crazier than a shithouse rat.

[@suejean168]

Zefrank, I know you probably won’t see this; But I just wanted to say that your videos make me very happy and laugh a lot even though everything kind of sucks right now!! So, thanks for uploading all these videos for all these years 💜💖💜

[@michaelstapleton2768]

I can never get enough Ze saying “bebeees”😂

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

I imagined this pronounced, “Bat Feeshes”.

[@EnderGoku9001]

Bat bebis

[@TheMadRatKing]

Beet feeshees

[@kobus9808]

I swear this fish is the embodiment of triphobia

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Da na na na na na na na batfeesh.

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

EnderGoku9001 Yes. Must love the bebis!

[@johnoliversantiago2476]

I’m gonna need a whole episode on just the sea robins and their freaky tentacle-esque appendages. straight out of a spooky alien movie

[@Rhaegar19]

I had to look really hard to make sure it wasn't actually a fish sitting on a crab.

[@leonardovergara5620]

Batfish & Sea Robin.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

Leonardo Vergara I would watch that show.

That is bar none the freakiest fish I've ever seen. AND HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT

[@BlackPhoenixNight]

It's like something straight out of Gyo. Just look it up

[@schmilglorb]

"It looks as if your arms were stuck to your side and you were thrown off a bridge and you would kinda just flap your hands." I mean, I would just use my legs but yeah I guess that would kind of work.

[@MsDivineHeretic]

Now THIS! Is the style of teaching I would learn so much from. Also your videos are perfect to watch while in a down mood.

[@danielroder830]

This is what happens when you hit "randomize all" in character creation.

[@Theeditor2828]

“not in the roof like a duck do” that’s my new favorite line

[@VilleAbr]

Hah

[@judithblanco115]

I read it exactly when he said it

[@typacsk]

I also liked the "stupid clams" callback.

[@bartholomewbinkleberry3822]

What was the old one

[@rezuuuyt3296]

Floorgang!

[@ginnyjollykidd]

The bat fish with the "lipstick" looks like a Peter Max character in _Yellow Submarine's_ "Sea of Monsters."

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

5:02 - ahh yes an aquatic knight and his trusty squire

[@Mtyugi]

It looks like it stopped in the middle of evolving and said, "yeah, this is good enough!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SairinEarthsea]

Shh, don't give Nintendo and game freak ideas.

[@MikeO5]

😂

[@blackbox8160]

technically we're all in the middle of evolving ;)

[@marilan8154]

4:05 “little dancing bowelrinas” behind the turtles. I almost missed that one!

[@glorioskey]

I did miss it till now thanks.

[@NeoAcario]

"You know.. turd-tles. Again, not kidding."

[@animemusicluver1]

😂😂😂 turtles get personal waste disposers

[@clestis4591]

No matter how many times I watch Zefrank's videos, I cannot get tired of them. You can tell he has fun making these videos. He makes learning fun and enjoyable. I love that nugget of advice near the end of the video.

[@franzwaltenspuhl8892]

So funny & informative! I’m on a binge. This is one of the best, imho. So far anyway.

[@spzaruba5089]

"That makes me want to vomit and put my finger in it. Two feelings at the same time." Oh life and it's mysteries.

[@geoffreygriffin3015]

Reminds me of prom night...

[@Mortthemoose]

😅😅😅

[@corpsiecorpsie_the_original]

Are there astronauts up there?

[@dragone236]

“Not on the roof like a duck do.” LMFAO

[@MP197742]

There’s also a true facts about ducks video from years ago. As I recall, it’s horrifying. All I remember is the one part. It’s horrifying.

[@SEASHELLHEARTS]

MP197742 someth8ng something corkscrew?!?

[@Corrie-_-]

I couldn't be more happier that I accidentally found this channel and can't stop laughing. Pure comedy gold🤣🤣🤣

[@morgan6321]

i just found out he kept making videos. so happy. cheers.

[@lilitharam44]

"Most look a bit like the bottom half of a kangaroo that was flattened by a truck." True!

[@horsegirlb7120]

_"The sea robins are called gurnards - think 'Bernard' but not as chilly, and a little more mad"_ I see what you did there

[@semaj_5022]

I had to have this spelled out for me to get it apparently and I thank you

[@allisonjames2923]

Lol. That’s actually very clever

[@pr1ncemiller]

he’s a genius

[@tacocats2244]

@@pr1ncemiller i don't get it am dum

[@matosuhalj7033]

@@tacocats2244 grrr and brr.What do you say when you are angry and what do you say when you are cold?

[@YashKMusic]

this channel is absolute genius - thank you for making these!

[@hplostfan]

“That makes me want to vomit...and put my finger in it. Two feelings, same time.” 😂😂

[@ralphafable9395]

"Behbes" gets me every time lol

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

Zefrank is the perfect fusion of sarcastic documentary and "but the lyrics are what happens on screen".

[@cosmicchris8243]

man your analogies are truly amazing and spot on. true poetry gold

[@bigbadseed7665]

Anyone else want to see "True Facts: Sunfish"? "If you saw the batfish and thought, 'That looks nothing like a bat,' well get a load of the sunfish." Something like that.

[@vitoriabottaro]

omg yes please give us sunfish true facts!!

[@roastchicken401]

The Sunfish would be a perfect animal for Zefrank to do a video on

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

YES PLEASE

[@toeeatingcat3837]

I really want to see that!!

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

That would be awesome! I love the sunfish, and it's so derpy-looking it would be perfect for the ZeFrank True Facts treatment!

[@ridjf]

4:42 WHY DOES IT HAVE LEGS WHY DOES IT HAVE LEGS WHY DOES IT HAVE LEGS

[@symbolitical4158]

Why not? ;)

[@Jayberisk3793]

That sh*t is something I have never seen

[@twaynewade2544]

To pick at stuff

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Those aren’t legs, those are what make up its beard.

[@emilynolan187]

Not legs, those are modified rays from the pectoral fins

[@edibleapeman]

This is perhaps the most amazing episode of the whole stinking lot. My word.

[@ThatGuy53297]

There are many weird creatures that need a comedy documentary. I mean, very professional interview of comedic traits.

[@theemailguy777]

I WAS BINGE WATCHING THIS STUFF YESTERDAY OUR LORD HATH GIVEN ME ANOTHER ONE

[@csoco6819]

God is good lmao

[@himdotcom]

The Lord had me discover Zefrank about a year ago. I binged ALL of his stuff, then couldn't wait for more. Lol

[@celines2123]

Samee

[@_BangDroid_]

Our Lord and Savior _The Algorithm_

[@Duck_Ellington]

4:42 just when you think you’ve heard about most sea creatures, the world blesses you with some new wonderful abomination

[@Bos-dd4rr]

Literally my exact trial of thought

[@CalamityM]

Pretty sure I've seen that thing featured in a horror manga...

[@TheBaseUK]

I think we need some true facts on this freak of nature 🥺

[@BlackPhoenixNight]

@@CalamityM If you're trying to remember which one I'd bet money it's Gyo

[@maddie9602]

The ocean: bottomless mine of proof that there is no god.

[@barrybarlowe5640]

I highly approve of the off the cuff style humor.

[@larondalawvere2646]

most informative comedy show ever , so awesome thanks for the laugh,it is the best medicine 😉

[@raymondsmith2040]

"Meaning he lives on the floor of the sea... not on the roof like a duck do" Zefranks da GOAT!!! 🐐

[@-johnny-deep-]

Yeah, that was a genius-level line!

[@kobisjeruk]

FLOOR GANG! AOOF!

[@deweysmithey8506]

@@kobisjeruk F L O O R G A N G A A H O O

[@nikolasscholz7983]

@@deweysmithey8506 Felix should know that duck and geese are actually ceiling gang. Cringe

[@samanthabourne4865]

"Even little Wendy's pissed off. She weighed herself on the bathroom scale, then had a good toilet and weighed herself again. No change! How does that even happen?!" Bruh!

[@bland9876]

There is a device you can buy or at least it was a Kickstarter where if you sat on the toilet it would weigh you and then when you got off the toilet if we record your weight the second time and it would tell you how much you shat also you could look and see which toilets you used and how much you weighed and it would tell you the weight of all the other juices taken on that toilet and it would act like a video game where the number one person would have the largest shit

[@markrayes2973]

@@bland9876 😂😂 oh my god ...seriously just get a damn scale

[@ninja1us]

Your narration style brings me much joy, keep it up

[@CitizenPain69]

Ok...we could hold out no longer and finally subscribed. THIS sh*t is just TOO strange to miss out on!

[@nathanielwindsor7679]

4:41 are we just going to ignore the fact that this fish has lobster legs growing out of it's neck

[@gregorymalchuk272]

What the hell was that thing???!?

[@memelord691]

Wait what

[@pastamasta6873]

It's a sea robin, just a specific species that has them more shown. Some other species have them but they are smaller, weaker or not move But if anyone know the species reply it lol

[@siyacer]

Cause it ate one and it's legs are coming out of it's gills

[@thomasthemetriacanthosauru7030]

@@pastamasta6873 no it's a ginard I think that's how you spell it really they're weirder than bat fish zefrank should do a video on them