Hansen vs. Predator: Math tutor busted discussing drugs with underage teen (Pt. 1) - CrimeWatchDaily

[@kaitlin4u]

"He's obsessed with pizza" 😂😂😂 Is that really relevant lol

[@CanadaCajanek21]

Well yeah, food and weed always go together.

[@melaniewalker5226]

kaitlin_08 It is now.

[@avelinareyes5998]

Melanie Walker indeed

[@jackmanne6238]

kaitlin_08 damn hey girl

[@jackmanne6238]

kaitlin_08 u hot asf

[@nessagonz3]

He's obsessed with pizza 😂😂😂😂 why was that even mentioned in this clip?! LMAOOO

[@nathanadkins9374]

seriously that was so bizarre to mention lol

[@BlueTornado50]

He's obsessed with pizza. Cheese Pizza. CP. :^)

[@williejimenez6800]

+BlueTornado50 pizza' that ass

[@blackxthink]

We're getting so close to discover the truth about the illuminati holyshit

[@exoszn6]

I honestly thought he was about to chase after the girl like you little bitch you double crossed me lol

[@johnwong6598]

Maybe he just wanted to find out how many times 32 goes in to 13?

[@Rgucci7407]

John Wong 😂😂😂😂

[@KingStr0ng]

John Wong None, thankfully. :)

[@neighbor472]

Less than half. It means he finishes before entering

[@rockerseven]

To be fair, it doesn't look like he was talking about sex, it looks like it was all about smoking pot.

[@KingStr0ng]

*****​​​ Well he more than likely did it off-camera, otherwise Hansen wouldn't be looking for him. XD

[@krossay]

32+13 is in fact 45

[@jawada154]

Nah man, its TROUBLE

[@imimsa5769]

Fbs Kross has to bring

[@desp_w]

Chris is dumb

[@joey6058]

45 to life.

[@user-br5gs5bg1t]

@@desp_w how dare you disrespect our mans like this

[@kermitsewerside]

his mugshot looks like something straight out of guess who wtf

[@timothyclift5945]

Good one bro 😆

[@TheBirdyyeses]

The poor decoy looks hella stressed

[@niclasneziru1854]

Imagine being around pedophiles almost all the time

[@whitebelle]

she’s an actor so

[@delusionexpress867]

What’s her name tho?

[@KG-ck9hb]

@@delusionexpress867 👀

[@nerdknight111]

@@delusionexpress867Good luck finding out On his podcast, Chris has been asked that many times but has refused to answer out of respect for her privacy She has been given the name "Nervous Nelly" by the fans

[@TWDxKILL3R]

That chick looks just like this girl I’ve been talking to online. She invited me over to hang out tomorrow night, good times await, fellas!

[@kevinpauly6342]

TWDxKILL3R dead

[@Thurbwarz]

TWDxKILL3R ehem be ready for Chris

[@kyun7004]

Take a seat, take a seat right over there

[@timothyclift5945]

Get ready to hear I’m Chris Hansen 😆

[@mathgasm8484]

Watch out for the Chris Hanson predator.

[@hillarywatkins2414]

Most shocking part- someone that enjoys marijuana is also obsessed with pizza...woah😮

[@deejayy1819]

Hillary Watkins everyone that likes marijuana loves pizza.

[@geraldthethird3404]

The Notorious Michael Jackson Shakur Dont waste your time that dudes slower than us regular people.

[@arturdent5168]

I was thinking how crazy that was

[@lianasoares8052]

Hillary Watkins, I have no idea why it was so important for Chris to say he’s obsessed with pizza. 🍕 Like completely irrelevant. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@nose2814]

2 words roleplayingchatroomdude

[@andrew6239]

That’s one word

[@kingsosshootaiwillslapcash7344]

thats 4 words

[@520-w8f]

thats a sentecen

[@failingkidneys9058]

Its a reference to an Old To Catch a Predator episode where a guy says he was in a RP chatroom when he was not

[@BubbleBunnyy]

lil pumps black daddy Actually its 3 roleplaying is one word lol

[@derekweinerttv4163]

Chris Hansen is my uncle and it gives me chills when he says "have a seat at the table" even though it's Christmas and I don't have any condoms

[@timothyclift5945]

Derek Weinert TV fucking funny bro lol good one

[@pyramidhead6998]

I doubt that you're his nephew named Chris Conway. So you're a fucking liar.

[@easyybreezeyy]

@@pyramidhead6998 r/wooosh

[@TheTribeOfNeftali]

@@pyramidhead6998 hi welcome to reddit sir

[@Anna-ir3yf]

@@pyramidhead6998 you didn’t get it😂

[@markmoa1058]

I too am obsessed with pizza. fuck. am I a pedo

[@deleteme3990]

Mark Moa ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｓｈｉｔ

[@zacharybell9782]

Thank you for that laugh, that was gold.

[@ultimatedesingers]

I really hope that, through some miracle this show continues. I was so happy to see Chris return to the predator-busting gig after all these years and I'd hate to see this be such a short-lived thing.

[@Darkredwood]

In what world is this even worth the chance of going to jail? Like get someone your age WTF

[@mycoinsyourpurse2244]

The risk makes it more thrilling for them. Like rich kids who commit theft.

[@sagnik3556]

normal people wouldn't understand nonces. they're a different breed.

[@willmckay3411]

"because 32 + 13 adds up to trouble" hahaha, Love ya Chris!

[@SasfootBigsquatch]

"he's obsessed with pizza" lmao Well Jesus God in heaven, this guy's batshit crazy man!!! Lock him up!

[@moazdefasi8897]

Benny Young jesus is not god

[@leek.3671]

Ok but can we just take a moment to talk about how amazing those cupcakes look?

[@Karmen2010]

Yep! 13 year olds love to bake when their parents are away for the weekend

[@potassiumtheif5857]

Heidi Clark can confirm, when I was 13 I discovered my love for baking

[@yonskiyon807]

We need more episodes please

[@Tsumami__]

They should have an episode with Hansen and Steve Wilkos together lolol

[@sookievega]

I could never keep it as cool as Chris Hansen while talking to these creeps

[@ESBEAUTII]

Too many grown men liking CHILDREN!!!! What is up with this world? Too many sick minded people

[@kiara198923]

Chris Hansen was such a savage in a sophisticated way.

[@sethraposa6381]

He should go to jail just for chewing gum like that

[@lianasoares8052]

As a math tutor, the number he'll remember is his inmate number.

[@mlembrant]

2:22 Chris Hansen in standby mode, before the activation

[@lianasoares8052]

He naturally looks like a creep.

[@NOAAWeatherCubsBNSFFan]

NO RUBER

[@Jon-op1pr]

WELL… YELL AT ME WHY DONTCHA!

[@KingStr0ng]

DO YOU HAVE ANY COUNDOM!? I MUST GO SHOPPING!

[@Oksurejan]

where's the beea?!?!?

[@avelinareyes5998]

hi buddy waz sup HA

[@xZippy]

The cleanest, best pleasure.

[@mitchybee8258]

How can they get 10 years and do 3??? These pigs should be locked up forever! I don’t get it. Someone writes a bad check and does more time

[@CaeA_C-Mail]

The scary and odd thing about this guy is that he has shaved all his body hair, why, scared of leaving evidence behind. What a slime ball.

[@danielarubio143]

Every state needs something like this

[@AsOiXX]

Stop uploading these in so many segments. FFS, I get you need money, but all this does is deter people.

[@Chaturbate_Billy]

Right!

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

This is nothing comared to Jimmy Kimmel for example. They split a 10 minutes long interview into 8 fucking parts. So I quit watching about a year ago. Greedy whores.

[@CanadaCajanek21]

TV shows really need to quit going to commercials before a crucial moment of a show. FFS, I get you TV shows need money, but all this does is deter people. ......or not. But since this is KZbin, you all bitch like entitled little brats.

[@AsOiXX]

Joey Parayko How about you stop acting like you're taking the high ground when all youre doing is being a prick? Simple criticism, if you want more people to watch, don't break them into 15000 segments for a 15 minute video. Why do you think I don't watch TV? Because of the commercials.

[@CanadaCajanek21]

AsOiXX Then quit watching KZbin! Go watch Netflix and nothing else, you brat.

[@hackerp49]

Gotta love Hansen's smarmy jokes

[@susandilaudo9534]

lmao--"...is about to go.....'up in smoke'" classic chris.

[@haxtheunjust4316]

my daughters 13 sometimes she still plays with toys... very immature mind still a kid. I would have to stay I may end up going to jail someone would get beaten to death.

[@billycoasta5612]

Lil pumps black daddy Why don't you have a seat here please.

[@dylanburns8759]

i think he means that he would beat someone to death that tried to do something to his daughter in that case i support him

[@kgsmooth7788]

All these creeps need to be caught 🙏Thank GOD for Chris

[@nonstickpan1018]

joint sesh gone wrong gone sexual (✌️ in the hood✌️ ) hahahaha

[@CR13777]

AKAGrandPaPa (no clickbait)

[@avienasanya130]

PLEASE I NEED AN UPDATE FOR THIS SERIES AGAINNN

[@chicknscratch]

Crazy that we got people like this teaching the youth

[@polmahcotony]

Why can't these guys just meet an 18 year old. Is it that hard???????

[@RiJMC17]

Funniest part is, the decoy is an adult and they're still turned on by her. So they could easily stay within the legal and moral limit.

[@shombie2737]

I know one guy liked the idea of being her "boss", maybe they aren't confident enough with their peers. My ex bf was in his late 40s and was on a site for young girls and teens. It's still hard to fathom. But he always got very giddy around young girls. I read how guys are wired by biology to be attracted to them sexually. Nature doesn't care if the girls still play with dolls. Some men still want them. Nature, you scary.

[@salleymudd5488]

Anytime you walk into a kitchen that has black curtains for doors Chris is probably behind it.

[@morganv.9325]

I hate math even more lol

[@cyb3rgh0ull]

lmao he’s bold 😭😭

[@whydontyouwork]

why is this in 3 parts? grr

[@mashasmith3436]

"might say he flunked basic arithmitic because 32 plus 13 adds up to trouble" idk how he can say that without laughing omg

[@graek-mutt3164]

If a tutor did this, it's very likely he abuses his students too.

[@kendrahwhyte1116]

Too bad he was more concerned with being calculating, instead of calculus!!!

[@callenstewart6959]

god damn chris has his one liners on point in this episode

[@BlackOpsMonkey2]

Dude looks like crazy frog

[@justacloud3374]

chris ,that smoke pun really hurts...

[@baltimorecoolguy7373]

At 1:11, somebody needs to clean their fingernails. What is all that shit caked up in there???

[@timothyclift5945]

Mustn’t be much of a mathematician if all he does is get stoned and eat 😆

[@raphaelsolo_]

It’s scary to think about the number of people who don’t get caught

[@janephyllis5224]

He looks like a older version of calliou lmao 😂

[@ratz2886]

" I binge ate " perfect grammar mr. And you said you were what? A tutor? Wow! You must have gone to the most perfect school ever sir! Lol

[@ericwheep]

that door closing with the creepy noise added shot was it

[@theesotericcunt5029]

“32 + 12 = Trouble” I’ve done the math and it checks out.

[@RangerHouston]

This dude's eyes are soulless

[@Tominatort69420]

He looks like Billy Corgan if he had a failing organ

[@hd1998.]

Those classic cupcakes that are in every episode...

[@yhouswholhoukhum9619]

32 + 13 adds up to trouble, Chris Hansen savage!!!!

[@jaybee3327]

Funny how the detective says "god only knows" when asked what might could have happened, but he didn't bring up preachers in his list of potential predators that get close to children lmao

[@jasonvoorheesthethird]

He looks like a Ninja Turtle without a bandana, he's obsessed with pizza and his name is Mike....you cant make that shit up!

[@natashaxnichole]

The angles these fools use to try to look younger 🤦🏽‍♀️. Your 30!

[@BigstickNick]

I feel like Hansen had a few more math puns he wanted to use.

[@camerabox1]

32+13=trouble F Chris, didn't show your work, do it again

[@IM-gn2qh]

Good thing she has that vest when she's in the computer room. Safety first!

[@GilesHellier]

...I'd love it if one of these episodes was like; "...I'm Chris Hanson, and this is BROCK LESNAR. - *GET 'EM, BROCK*!!"

[@kingporter67]

Very good Hansen vs. Predator part one video classic!

[@DarkReapersGrim]

"And he says he smokes marijuana *often."* Laughed.

[@ChrisHanline]

Chris' cheesy little quips are my absolute favorite.

[@bobramandtherams4485]

This guy could pass for a young Don Rickles.

[@holographic4916]

I just can't with all these puns lmao

[@007Environment]

He's 32 years old, but she's only 13. What a predator. She is a minor and the way he's doing it is already illegal. That's all that I would say. That's for sure getting him busted.

[@Scarybabyelf]

Why do all these dudes have weird head shapes? Is there a connection there?

[@moazdefasi8897]

Reilah they are horny

[@luis5029]

If pizza would have kids this guy would loose his shittt 😂😂

[@MaxHarden]

Why did they quit doing these?

[@kev.6149]

Matt Harden Hansen got in trouble over something. You may already have found this information out. There’s a vid on you tube explains that Hansen hasn’t been a good boy!

[@IamFreeRu]

Hahahaha "you might say this math teacher flunked arithmatic, ebcause 32+13=trouble!" That's hilarious! hahahahah

[@MarcusUpZ]

A couple observations: 1. I don't even know how these guys can text these people. If anybody I'm texting responds with "Lol." or a one word reply even twice I'm out. 2. I might just end up on this show because I want to definitely want to talk to that "13 year old"

[@Origami_River]

Crime watch always have puns to say 😂😂😅😆

[@nicholasgambill7431]

He looks just like a teacher at my middle school that made people feel uncomfortable and had "episodes."

[@MrDJCue]

He's a jumpy little fella...on to part two.

[@dderosa742]

HAHAHAHA YESSS AND CHRIS HANSEN IS ON TOP OF HIS GAMEEEE!! Love it Hansen! He's obsessed with Pizza.... Dude your the man. Thank God you exist Chris

[@dderosa742]

Pizza is pedophile code for lil girl fyi

[@deletdis6173]

Damn, Jerry Rig Everything really let himself go. :'(

[@mattzed11]

Oh no, Baldi changed clothes and became obsessed with pizza! Grab your safety scissors and run, decoy child!

[@allwinpaul747]

Chris Hansen still got it with his words

[@leowang6470]

It turns out he is not registered in the system, but certainly he was registered for a life time of shame

[@nerdknight111]

Other than his "downward dog" comment, there wasn't enough evidence to justify sexual offender registration

[@jamesmullarkey7699]

Why his head so goddamn big

[@Chthonian121]

So thats what a BS in math gets you nowadays in this economy hu?

[@1dogissky]

Lol

[@AnotherSignIn100]

I have to say the decoys are a lot hotter than the classic NBC version.

[@lilsusjr1332]

32+13= trouble 😂😂😂

[@catebenedict123]

"hey whats up guys its frankie macdonald"

[@megafaggot2.084]

0:41 “who you callin pinhead.”

[@user_name_redacted]

Is that the guy from Gerald's Game??

[@claudettes9697]

What's w the selfie of him fake sleeping? This guy is one of the worse, imo

[@xeninterloper]

"you've been doing meth instead of math"

[@dudurmus]

83 dislikers, these are 83 predators

[@kiara198923]

That's disgusting to be attracted to children... Please be mindful of who you allow into your life as well as your children... Plus he is a tutor.. Seriously..

[@greygoosky]

BRUH WHY ARE THESE SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUN TO WATCH LMFAOOOOO

[@pupperfaust8547]

>obsessed with pizza I’ll bet his favourite type is cheese

[@daveynumz7100]

"He's obsessed with pizza..." #PizzaGate

[@thegreatmightyd]

1:32 That should've been his first red flag...