Trump Circus Back in Washington for Impeachment Trial #2

[@Oaoeisforever]

I'm at home by watching this by myself and I clapped out loud for the Michael J. Fox bit. 100% Agree.

[@mpup54]

if only he could somehow go back in time

[@melissac.7503]

I did the same! Love this 💕

[@syntaxerror9994]

Miss that man. 🍺💧

[@eaglevision9791]

Yeah, I have always liked his style of acting. He’s definitely unique. Didn’t watch ‘Family Ties’ very often but he was, {the lead with ease}...in ‘Teen Wolf’ and as Marty McFly.

[@kenrickkahn]

I did too! I agree!

[@NewMessage]

Watching his lawyers should give us all the confidence to become lawyers... 'cause clearly, passing the bar is more of a limbo than a pole vault.

[@suzannechiarenza9576]

A couple (okay quite a few) rotten apples ruins the bunch/crop/harvest

[@lesleyedgley8371]

Ouch! nicely done.

[@interestedlen8823]

Nice burn!

[@theunspoken1059]

Law and Real Estate..those are the two relatively brainless careers that give you money and respect. I was in RE, the money was so good I had to get out because I was killing myself. If I ever get married with kids I'll return.

[@rumpvirus7393]

Pass the bar ? ... They walksd right into it before the hearing... Seems like there should be a joke there... Two, about to be stiffed by trump lawyers walk into a bar and... Can't think of anything... Well, won't leave everybody hanging... Toodles.

[@fademusic1980]

props to you for doing Michael J. Fox like that

[@narvul]

Yeah that was great and well deserved.

[@lauragn4300]

Jimmy❤ Hoping you and all the family are well. Stay safe please. And as always, continue to help us stay sane with your awesome comedy 🇺🇸

[@DebraFlower]

My dad is an ex marine (WWII, Korean War) and USA ambassador - Theodore Britton and he still has not been able to get the vaccine. He is a national treasure at 95 years old.

[@voodoo49]

Once a Marine, always a Marine.* Semper Fidelis *

[@leejohnson1362]

I wish you the best. Good luck ..i hope it works out ...much Love

[@humbertocastellanos6417]

So sad, I hope he gets it soon

[@Meriale46]

That he is... but there are millions that haven't gotten the vaccine due to the supply and demand. But you can contact your State Health Department and explain that he is in need based on his age and whatever illnesses he may have and they will push him to the top of the list. They did it with my Mother in Law. They are taking the elderly over the younger people. Don't rely on your fathers' doctor to distribute this vaccine to him. You'll be disappointed as it's already been stated that doctor's offices won't be the first to get them. Because they are free they will have designated places like your local CVS as the places you need to go for the shots.

[@leejohnson1362]

@ajd ajd read the full muller report. Then talk to me

[@willzresurreccion6745]

When you're known to not pay, that's the kind of lawyer you get.

[@moderngeaisha5113]

Seriously if he wins with THAT guy..... 🙄😵🤦‍♀️... Then there's just no hope

[@willzresurreccion6745]

@@juancyroman7108 but he will be convicted in New York. Ha ha ha. Prepare to cry some more.

[@willzresurreccion6745]

@@juancyroman7108 Trump Prison 2021.Yey!

[@s0.0s]

My thoughts exactly, he won't be paying them anyway!

[@healthiswealthcognizance.]

Lawmakers lawmen

[@guesswhonot1620]

Here's to hoping enough of these Senate Republicans start thinking about the future.

[@jessstuart7495]

The GOP has no future. Their party has fractured, demographics are shifting, and they are not recruiting young voters at sufficient numbers to replace the old Republicans dying off.

[@hks2377]

@@jessstuart7495 They are doubling down on voter suppression & have a ton of friendly federal judges, including SCOTUS, though. The Senate really needs to pass the House’s Voting Rights & Election Security bill, or something very close to it & we need to replicate the “get out the vote” strategies used in GA, in every state!

[@jimmyconway3844]

Third party maybe

[@mikepowers9486]

44 traitors. That's the GQP.

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

“Pride comes before the fall”...how prideful are these lawmakers (!!!) that they can’t be honest & stand up for what is right? Disgraceful & dang scary if they don’t stop this pending crash.

[@thomasa.clements]

They won't believe until they're out of office. They were voted back in for doing wrong.

[@daveapplemotors]

If Senators had done their job there wouldn't be a second impeachment. One should have been enough!

[@Don-qr1oj]

WERE YOU BEEN WASNT IT PROVEN THAT TRUMP HAD A REASON TO INVESTIGATE BIDEN LOOK AT HUNTER BIDEN AND THAT SCANDLE AND THAT IMPEACHMENT WAS A SCAM

[@trnharris]

@@Don-qr1oj Caps lock is stuck

[@jmms429]

I think most of the country would just be happy if he was never able to tear us apart again. The End.

[@teendillbill9971]

You meant the left liberal's/Democrats tearing us apart

[@solmovement6541]

@@teendillbill9971 we are referring to you obviously lol

[@Evilminiature]

@@teendillbill9971 The only People who is tearing up The US Citizens are alt right trumpsters

[@abocas]

Most of the world would be happy, I think .... Just saying that from Denmark ...

[@teendillbill9971]

@@Evilminiature kid you need to grow up a little bit. When you have your BLM/antifa destroying America by looting/burning cities over a death of a criminal, and you have Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the swamp promoting it and for you to say we are the violent ones is very sad.

[@Jamie63P]

Great monologue, Jimmy ....you make this s***storm more bearable, and bring some "happy" which is sorely needed and much appreciated ... and sadly, I am stuck with Baby Shark echoing thru my brain 🤣🤣😷🤣🤣 ❤ from Canada

[@debracoronado3331]

😂 thanks a lot , now it's stuck in my head

[@ginadelsasso288]

Its on a rolling repeat in mine all day. I have a 3 yr old who can talk to alexa. She plays it non stop.

[@toniabowie5487]

He should be fined, for no mask.

[@sunnydaysatl]

From A to 2 ...my three year old knows it A B C or 1 2 3. Can’t believe this guy have a law degree.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

*has

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

My guess is that it was a dig against Systematic's statement the 2+2=4 and the Earth is round.

[@katecoe8322]

That these jokers were the only ones with licenses who would take this on says everything about how guilty Trump is...along with Trump's five decade unbroken track record of stiffing everyone he's ever contracted.

[@juliewake4585]

He got confused, bless him..

[@Panda_Roll]

If you wrote (has) then you would have a nice rhyme going.

[@vonslagle]

The President isn’t on trial... he’s already guilty. The SENATE is on trial

[@generic3725]

Let’s hope most grow a spine and CONVICT!!

[@nikolaipersad4098]

THIS!!

[@JustAskingForAFriendOfAFriend]

And the American people. If he is not impeached the American people will all look like they are supporting the mob, which will make the world see Americans as the world see that mob...

[@shannonwebb3602]

Yeah, electing Trump was not one of our smartest moves. You got us there.....um, your fly is open.

[@generic3725]

Shannon Webb Hahahahahahaha!!! Best regards, Shannon!

[@insonglee3955]

Truly grateful for Jimmy! Truth teller!

[@wes5748]

As a Canadian I agree the only J I want to hear for somebody is Michael J's. Yes I am from Edmonton and the same age as him.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

I graduated from the same high school as him, but I was out two years before he was in, so... ...that and three bucks gets me a free coffee in most places.

[@finnguy9096]

And he's so badass he uses the J even though his middle name is Andrew

[@rheticus5198]

Yes we've heard enough from the stable one, Donald "J is for Jenius".

[@ronm3245]

A little consideration should also go to Homer J. Simpson. After all, he and I were briefly the same age once. Just sayin'.

[@rushfan1970]

@@ronm3245 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@KittySnicker]

Yes!!! Only Michael J. Fox deserves the J!!

[@finnguy9096]

Have you ever googled what the J. in Michael's name stands for :)

[@semgray3592]

AND Homer J. Simpson ;-)

[@carloscoy7230]

Well den he should fight Michael Jai White for the title! Lol

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

When U have a common first and last name U have to use the middle initial. Idk how common the last name Trump is but I dont think he needs it. Everyone knows who he is now that he is infamous.

[@Markle2k]

​@@finnguy9096 It stands for “not A”. He couldn’t get his SAG card as just Michael Fox because there was already an actor using that name. And he didn’t want to use his real middle initial, “A” for Andrew, because he foresaw teen magazines putting him on the cover as “Michael (is) A Fox!” I didn’t have to Google this because I remember him saying this in an interview back in the _Family Ties_ /BTTF days.

[@manijehfarhang6644]

I hope this lawyer got their fee up front .

[@amtep]

I hope they didn't :)

[@drboze6781]

They did indeed, in the form of the deed to Baltic Avenue.

[@kristJ25]

Ditto! 🤣😅 I thought that too 🤑

[@stephen3073]

Yeah, right. Anyone who defends Trump is gonna get stiffed.

[@drboze6781]

I get the image of some bum picking up cigarette butts out of the gutter as being t****'s next lawyer.

[@Pit.Gutzmann]

"When you hear Donald Trump talking about the Attorney General of the United States he does not say 'this is the Attorney General', he says 'this is *_MY_* Attorney General"...

[@scottshannon2335]

He never said " this is my attorney General" ever. Source your comment. Show us where you heard him say that. you can't, just making stuff up.

[@Pit.Gutzmann]

@@scottshannon2335 As the Mueller report noted, Trump “said he wanted to be able to tell his Attorney General ‘who to investigate’” and desired “an Attorney General who would protect him the way he perceived Robert Kennedy and Eric Holder to have protected their presidents.”

[@wdcjam8517]

I will say in that way too.

[@veronicawo3033]

@@wdcjam8517 I wouldn’t. It implies ownership of a person.

[@Wawa5150]

@@veronicawo3033 so is implies on " he is my husband, she's my wife, that's my children, my bf, gf and so on...." people can take things out of context. It depends on how you look at it.

[@piafunesbakker5095]

Thank you Jimmy Love your show ♥️

[@drboze6781]

t****'s attorneys remind me of that old George Carlin joke: "Ya know, somewhere there really is the worst doctor in the world. And tomorrow, somebody has an appointment with him."

[@wait...what...]

lmao! I don't remember that bit but it is so spot on.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Har har! That is so Carlinesque.

[@debrahelmlinger6256]

Or has my friend used to say someone had to be at the bottom of the class

[@jamesc7277]

His name is Harold Bornstein...but nobody has an appointment with him because he died on January 8th 2021.

[@karimajor1165]

Yes!! Our Canadian boy ❤ Michael J Fox 🇨🇦

[@n3v3rg01ngback]

He could show up and say, “Yeah, I did it. Shame none of you were found.” Then he would walk. Republicans don’t mind an attack on the government.

[@origin-al9585]

@Alaska Pirates a dictator??? Ppl want trump in office. Look up deviation of dictator

[@davidaijuka1108]

@@origin-al9585 bruhhh....the word you're looking for is definition 😂

[@skipperdog1111]

Dems love to burn down and loot cities. They really love burning cars. Portland cant get enough of the dems. That city has been on fire for almost a year, and the dems wont admit it. But they will take taxpayer money to rebuild. You cant make this stuff up.

[@c.a.t.732]

@@lance7607 Absolutely right. Look at all the Jesus banners among the crowd who stormed the Capitol, and all the self-proclaimed Christian prophets who have been lavishly praising Trump all these years and who proclaimed God had told them he would be re-elected.

[@stranraerwal]

@@skipperdog1111 : from which right-wing mental institution are you posting? Did they serve you your daily ration of swastikas?

[@christianward-nisbet8833]

I love the idea of watching the trial and in real time watching Trump's reactions.

[@c0athanger]

My favorite part of every monolog is the lady dolphin laughing in the background.

[@pop5678eye]

Hey 'party of personal responsibility!' I invited my friends to vandalize my last apartment just before I moved out. Should my former landlord hold me responsible for damages even though I no longer live there by the court date?

[@rexybuzon]

In my country we put them in jail

[@acricucci9760]

We don't put them in jail unless they're black, Puerto Rican, middle eastern, or heavily tattooed. White guys with a middle initial wearing a suit, extra-long tie and comb-over? We let them go.

[@frankie1012]

An Oreo Blizzard sounds so good right now.

[@AnAspiringPolyglot]

I concur

[@Constantlll]

Yes... yes it does

[@TheSuzberry]

I almost got out of bed to fetch ice cream.

[@pisces363]

How do grown men and women allow themselves to be bullied and intimidated by a 75 year old man?

[@pisces363]

@ajd ajd You need to wake up and stop believing debunked nonsensical conspiracy theories. You’re probably already on the FBI’s radar for posting stuff like that on social media, lol.

[@pisces363]

@ajd ajd I wish I could explain Epstein’s fake suicide. On second thought; maybe not. I might end up like he did if I exposed what really happened.

[@nickwallette6201]

"The outcome is predetermined." Yep. The trial is pretty much just one side playing government while the other side impatiently waits for them to finish before clocking out and going home.

[@zoidumsmcconnell3041]

Nice shout out to Michael J. Fox! 🦊

[@NewMessage]

I guarantee that when Castor was pointed towards the mic today, he exclaimed "That was today!?!?!"

[@gordonwedman3179]

HaHa, yes " I thought we were starting next week, OMG"

[@azure808]

Love this show but that woman's laugh in the background can't be unheard.

[@Jen.Nicole]

You beat me to this comment 😂

[@batchainpuller2070]

I hate that seagull

[@boadicea5856]

🤣

[@gigihrahmatikacahyo1795]

She’s been in the audience several times.

[@Bigcee20]

It's sounds like Chanel West Coast' s laugh

[@johnnyfive5593]

The only time mom used my middle name was to accent a scolding of some sort. 😎

[@knowbody44]

I haven't seen Family Ties in over 30 years but I remember Alex P Keaton's middle initial

[@nickmartin8495]

Can we just lock up Donald J trump already?

[@audreejamie4873]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@Gil7111TX]

Thats unconstitutional, dummy.

[@sunshine3914]

Federal prison would be too good for him. I think having such a bitter cold, much younger wife in his final months of crazy and despair will be tougher on him than being watched over 24/7.

[@jimmyconway3844]

Zzzzzzzzz

[@alienlizardqueen8748]

Rand Paul drawing squiggly lines: concept art for how curly he wants his next toupee.

[@willritter4076]

wait, Rand's hair isn't real??

[@Hawijack]

Kentucky must be a real sh*t hole state.. 😬

[@vivaelpepe4878]

Toupee? I thought it was a merkin 😂

[@suzannechiarenza9576]

Hilarious

[@kittiwhieldon4329]

@@vivaelpepe4878 Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s a merkin. A cheap second hand one.

[@mipoorboy1478]

Rand Paul was doodling, Mr. Rand Paul Trump. R + T = love 4 ever

[@geraldhaynesjr1815]

Love it. 😅😅😉😂

[@mpaczkow]

Could you imagine what this guy was as a MD?

[@gailpaton1680]

ahahahaha!!! good one!

[@cd-py8bv]

@@mpaczkow Proctologist

[@cd-py8bv]

Proctologist

[@studio1954thereflections]

Always love this show ....liked and subscribe .....sending love from Canada ❤

[@fredlee572]

You got my huge laughters when I heard the tone of YMC.... Great show!

[@matttv94]

Well thanks for getting that song stuck in my head 😂

[@olefella7561]

Nixon: President who became a crook Trump: crook who became a President

[@Olddeadleadfoot]

True that. ''Tis all that need be said, frankly.

[@suzannechiarenza9576]

Well played, sir, well played!

[@garthbekkerbuksie4338]

BS

[@garthbekkerbuksie4338]

Trump still a crook of note! A deadly one

[@CoolForSale]

*The Republican Party is the party of criminality & fraud by legislation.*

[@pignonMZ6]

God that lady laughing in the audience... I'm gonna hit myself in the nuts really hard to forget

[@1darlene1215]

Lol...getting really hard to watch with that fake loud laugh...good to know im not the only one who's annoyed by it

[@Gryymm]

It's like a high pitched clown

[@Tracymmo]

@@1darlene1215 I don't think it['s fake, just annoying

[@lynnerholmes]

THANK YOU SO MUCH for providing closed captioning considerations for the deaf and hearing impaired!

[@musoangelo]

Jimmy you're really heads and shoulders above all other late night host. Just great stuff, please keep it up. Hey, maybe a collaboration with the Lincoln Project.

[@g-kog2152]

Glad to see Michael j fox get some love

[@varanasiwalks1451]

write your Senator: demand a Secret Ballot Senate vote! They don't need bravery, then!

[@David_F97]

Do you write to your senator?

[@toniabowie5487]

No. Let the cowardly dogs stay in the corner.

[@arnesste000]

I have but he is stammering Ron Johnson he is one of the biggest cowards in the senate .

[@dw999]

I suspect that secret ballots for an impeachment trial arent an option, under the law -- bc if it were, the Dems wd've suggested it.

[@hks2377]

Or must a majority of those in attendance. They don’t all have to be there.

[@darthvirgin7157]

i was waiting for Jimmy to mention “Matt Daymon” as one of the group of people that should get the vaccine AFTER Jimmy.

[@stonehobson2487]

If at all.

[@kanesanders6669]

Matt's out here in Australia, he's safe.

[@codeguru5024]

I had the same thought. Even thought I posted a similar comment, I expected someone else already beat me to it.

[@jaymo8206]

Thanks Jimmy

[@Day-tm2pb]

He also told the rioters "I would go with you"... And then he went to the white house to watch it on tv as others did his deeds for him. Not just told them what to do.. Also a coward who hid while others did his call. How can his own supporters not be mad at his cowardise?

[@niyantadeshpande5682]

In god, guns and greed we trust. It’s the herd mentality.

[@LifeisaHorrorMovie]

Let us not forget the time Jesus threw his hands up to high heavens, as he lamented to the 12 apostles at the last supper: No Oil, No Guns, No God!

[@benevida1963]

Ya, drop the god part ....

[@Eurisko229]

@@benevida1963 totally; it’s more like “in trump, guns and greed we trust.

[@jessieheer2]

God and Greed goes both ways though. Not a really good way to put it. Religious discrimination could be considered racism in some parts of the world and to ignore that wouldn't make much sense. As far as greed goes, were all selfish enough to try to push our narratives on people because we want it that way. It's greedy to demand things be our way or the highway. Only the purely self absorbed would ignore it.

[@LifeisaHorrorMovie]

@@jessieheer2 that's cynical, "we're all selfish enough to push our narratives on others." Sure, every human has the penchant for evil, just as they also have the capacity for kindness. It's about the choices we make, the argument that 'everyone's a beast here' is problematic because there is free will, some can choose to feed their better angels just as some others choose to give in to their worse ones. I don't know what you were going for here, but I am sure you missed that this god/greed conversation started in a certain context. Your response on the other hand was an overarching generalisation of human tendencies, which ironically enough comes also from our very personal life experiences, wounds, and diversely conditioned world-views. Point is, nobody was trying to hurt anyone's religious feelings or diss God/religion in this particular conversation thread here.

[@Adrian-wh3mk]

Kinda rang out like someone cursing out like yelling “Jesus H. Christ”. I’m gonna start yelling out “Donald J Trump” every time I stub my toe, or anything goes awry in general.

[@wait...what...]

hahaha! Like the guy with Tourettes that yells out "Bob Sagat"!

[@greenhometony]

I personally don't want to hear his name, his voice, or see him in any way shape or form. It makes me sick to my stomach because I'm so pissed off.... he is has gotten a lot of people killed and ill from his antics.

[@mljones655]

Lol good idea!

[@angelawhitehouse8066]

Be careful, he might materialize!

[@kaibricturner8836]

The Seinfeld reference got me immediately! Perfect Timing 😂😂😂

[@WandafulWrldWide]

Great show, Jimmy!

[@howardkerr8174]

"...so those guys aren't getting paid. " They were never going to get paid anyway. If Trump was drowning and someone threw him a life preserver, that person would be lucky to get a nod of thanks from Trump.

[@granville7]

maybe they insisted on prepayment. if they were smart. but then again...

[@haileymorris3170]

Yeah he would just think he was entitled to the life vest and you should consider yourself lucky he grifted it off his son...who he let drown...

[@lspthrattan]

Jimmy, I'm 100% in agreement with your list of people who need to get behind me (and you) in line for the vaccine. Nailed it.

[@md61211]

Supposably

[@Dexy83]

I do like when sites give vaccines to people who bring others to appointments. Meaning, when Joe takes his 80 y/o Mom to be vaccinated they vaccinate him, as well. It protects his Mom as much as it helps him. Unfortunately, people are assholes and would take advantage of that when they shouldn't.

[@lovepet4565]

Hell yes Anyone who denies the existence or refuses 😷 can also wait

[@Alanctfl]

@@md61211 7 high huhyb3

[@dominictant]

Trump's lawyers reminded me of Moe , Larry and Curly.

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

But without the eloquence or refined sense of timing.

[@dcsmooth]

Dewey, Cheatum & Howe

[@georgegates526]

You insulted the "On Screen" intelligence of Moe, Larry and Curly!

[@dominictant]

@@georgegates526 I apologize and stand corrected

[@OzyMandias13]

He's the funniest late night host.

[@spewter]

What about James Cordon?

[@CherryBomb50]

Why not both?

[@fidgetyhuman]

Stephen Colbert + Seth Myers = ❤️ Jimmy K comes after them.

[@crystaltelf288]

If I never hear Donald j trump again, it would be a blessed day!

[@tracilapp4015]

I'll never vote Republican again as a swing voter!

[@allanazzopardi9006]

Your vote doesn't matter anymore anyways. Voter fraud is the new normal

[@tracilapp4015]

@ajd ajd you wake up! Your in a delusional fog!

[@BigDaddy-ti7fh]

Trump's is out.. Get a new shtick and try to learn how to be funny again. Your routine is getting old same old stuff for 4 years .Move on.

[@CherryBomb50]

Impeach!

[@lisaswenson3728]

Convict!

[@wonderyearsdouche475]

Horsepower!

[@fdrstan]

His lawyer moonlights as the GM of an Arby’s.

[@georgegates526]

That's too much of a compliment.

[@rumpvirus7393]

Do they have giz moppers ?

[@Chromiumblue]

They have to use use Donald J Trump because if they leave the J out his initials are DT which is what we use as an abbreviation for Delerium Tremens and if you know nothing about Donald, you might assume that what hes going through.

[@drdrew3]

That was a bit of a stretch. Thanks for trying

[@acricucci9760]

Trump would be a lot more coherent if he was going through DTs.

[@JRcomments]

Trump wants everybody to announce his middle initial because he thinks the J in his name stand for genius.

[@Chromiumblue]

@@drdrew3 oh, you're welcome. Apparently, trying isnt as innate a human characteristic as I thought it was once.

[@brianball6282]

I never realized how many of them said it that way 😂😂😂

[@deannahelmick9259]

@ajd ajd GO AWAY ALL READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@brookParsons]

[@NewMessage]

"So you should vote to acquit Donnie, because, one time I turned into a dog and he helped me." - Bruce Castor Jr.'s first draft, probably.

[@loridrblake9770]

Plus - Chewbacca!

[@furball8967]

And ‘Dora the Explorer’.

[@thanasiskordakis3216]

back with the hilarious Trump jokes

[@noahtenshen]

Serial Killers always get middle initials too.

[@ramonaperera3821]

Love your show Jimmy 👌💯

[@bettysmith4641]

I love Andy Daly ♥️. He's so funny!!

[@faithnelson6069]

i wanna see mike pences thoughts.

[@lionharehart]

White bread, white milk, white rice, white cheese, white sauce, White Castle...

[@ginadelsasso288]

@@lionharehart dont forget mother and her milk

[@balloonfarm5903]

@@lionharehart 😆😆😆😆😆

[@acricucci9760]

I think you meant Mike Pence's THOUGHT--singular (does he have more than one?)

[@badbotchdown9845]

He can't he have to visit some places as he is homeless

[@Bigcee20]

That woman laughing in the back sounds like Chanel West Coast when she laughs 🤣

[@nathanwagner9895]

yoooo i have been scrolling through the comments to see if it was just me who noticed alvin and the chipmunks laughing in the crowd hahaha

[@history_of_the_future]

100% its her 😂

[@lilepopinyou]

Wait is that an audience!!!! ♥️♥️♥️

[@devankrew]

That one lady in the audience, who's laugh makes me wonder if you actually have a parrot in your audience.

[@NewYork7914]

"If you don't fight like hell, there won't be a second impeachment for me!"

[@celwynjosephderoxas9637]

Its funny that we learn more about the trial from this guy than the major news outlets

[@richrich3384]

Wonder how many would vote to impeach if it was a secret ballot?

[@nickmartin8495]

Ballet would be more fun 💃🏻 🩰 than ballot

[@sunshine3914]

All but 3, because they’re scared little pukes.

[@robbiebunge859]

He has dirt on every last one of those cowards

[@bailodescalza]

Awww watch closely on the right side of Andy Daly's room and you'll notice in the bookshelf a stormtrooper helmet to hold books and on top a MAD book!!! 😍❤️

[@soozshooz]

“I am higher than Willie Nelson’s ponytail right now” 🤣 you got me on that one I laughed out loud legit!

[@_Francis]

Maga: The election was stolen! Senate: Trump should be impeached Maga: No can do, the voters removed Trump from office!

[@iskandartaib]

Heheheh.. Yeah.

[@azizaw2966]

Exactly! That's how Democracy works!

[@romoc0p]

Chewbacca Defense all over again

[@davidanderson_surrey_bc]

Took me a moment to, um, appreciate (?) your username icon.

[@drboze6781]

Jimmy's list of invalid people was spot on. And yes, I recognize the irony of "invalid"

[@tonyamoony]

PS Jimmy, u r my favorite! xo

[@Makilock1]

Thanks for the laugh Jimmy! 😂😂😂🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@dirrrtydawg9772]

Serial killers use all the 3 names too. Wonder why that is? Lmao. If the shoe fits... I am looking at you #45.

[@drdrew3]

Serial killers use 3 names but not the middle initial. Not the same thing. You tried hard but missed the mark. Adding your own “lmao” made it even sadder

[@PoeticProse7]

Robert E Holden invented the original packing peanut . . . there, now the mystery has been lifted for you, Jimmy!

[@bsears85]

If I may ask, what was it made from? I feel like the styrofoam type weren't the first

[@AR-k93]

Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest late night show host! Makes boring news so entertainming 😂

[@md61211]

And Seth

[@alexgarza675]

Way to go Jimmy.. you're really killing with those 5 people

[@history_of_the_future]

Is it just me or is Chanel West Coast laughing it up in the bg? 🤣😂😅

[@eduardocasado8367]

I want to watch again the video that Don Jr. was showing on media from the WH ,following the riot on screen and having a party with all his family enjoying the event laughing.

[@anthonyjames9854]

Andy Daly segments always crack me up he’s a horribly underrated comedian

[@ntandosekay]

Just an invitation to the Capitol. I won't be there however you should still come. If you cannot find the key under the mat , just break in . It's all good!

[@JosephGibson]

Was that seattle? The dems leaving the keys for the so called "peaceful" protestors.

[@adityanarayan9620]

Just the first line, made my belly ache - "As the circus came back to town in Washington DC for the second impeachment trial of Donald OJ Trump" 🤣🤣

[@davidfuller764]

@9:45, I’ve hit my Stewart McCullough tipping point.. YOU ARE god! I❤️you! Thanks Jimmy, your leadin was (with Guillermo OF COURSE) amazing!!!

[@davidfuller764]

Super uncomfortable topic

[@jacobdean4833]

We heard his name for 4 years... He cried for attention, for 4 years.... And still.... We are giving him what he wants. Attention.

[@hks2377]

No. We are attempting to give him accountability, for once in his life...At least some of us are. You can’t just ignore a raging infection & expect it not to spread out of control.

[@live4today390]

I understand what you’re saying but evil doesn’t disappear just because you ignore it.

[@Syclone0044]

Once he is securely in prison, he won’t receive any further attention. It’s that simple

[@icecreamhero2375]

6:11 Homer J. Simpson.

[@nicholashogan4704]

Oh boy, it’s feels like the old days with Trump being talked about all day!

[@Yaboringme]

With all the biden material too Shocker Oh well they’re obsessed

[@fdrstan]

@@Yaboringme Cry a little harder! 😂

[@Yaboringme]

@@fdrstan crying vs stating facts. Yea I can see where that’s hard For you to understand

[@jimmyconway3844]

Real comedians go after everyone

[@lorih9180]

What’s wrong with recumbent bikes, lol? Tore my ACL & it really helped. 😂

[@charlenedoucet7717]

Thanks Jimmy! Now I can say supposably right anymore.