Trump Got People To Hang Out Again

Tim explains how people just don't want to be around each other anymore and would rather just be online, teen depression is on the rise and peak insecurity. But thanks to Trump, people are hanging out again. Thanks QAnon!
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[@cthereisnospoon]

Only Tim D can make me sit through a FLAGRANT.

[@user--710]

Schulz sucks

[@Trifln214]

Shulz sounds like brand of tools…oh wait 😮

[@dahretoes5864]

Cause They actually let him talk

[@TonyChin226]

You don’t like 50 people in a room pretending to be black and talking at the same time?

[@nickv3085]

@@dahretoes5864they wouldn’t dare get in front of the smoking gun that is Timé Dijon

[@user-uv8xy7ye7j]

I’m an older student that finally decided to go back to school and get a degree, the lack of social skills these college students have is depressing. They’re literally so odd and don’t know how to talk to one another. They’d rather look at you in judgement than form a conversation with you.

[@ReginaApple007]

People have definitely forgotten being nice is a social requirement

[@jonweston6294]

There was an older married couple at the auto shop the other day, maybe in their 80s. Dressed up in nice clothes, and just smiling and talking to everyone. No phones, so easy to chat with. Definitely felt like a generational thing and glad I connected with em

[@doesntmatter4477]

@@jonweston6294 Its not an accident this has happened. Its called social engineering. Unfortunately, people only see what they want to see. Between egotistical tendencies and cognitive dissonance, the modern person's psyche is a goldmine for those with the awareness and know-how. Now who comes to mind when thinking about the benefits of social engineering and mass manipulation...? You can turn a relatively free nation with people who value that freedom and the history behind it into an authoritarian prison where people believe we are not talking to each other out of choice. But, to a brainwashed person, we all stopped talking and now hate each other by chance. Its just the social climate they say. NO Its social engineering.

[@WillDavlin]

​@@doesntmatter4477the smartphone is the biggest issue

[@christoffer5875]

They just dont want to talk to you because youre old? Let them be and do your schoolwork smh

[@Jalerbo]

“At least they were hanging out” lol

[@sthubbins4038]

Yep, at the BLM riots, at the J6 insurrection… so much hanging out!

[@MakeLoveNotWar687]

⁠@@sthubbins4038listen when your insurrection is 0 KD that’s a mosh pit

[@sthubbins4038]

@@MakeLoveNotWar687 Are you talking about the four people who died at the Capitol on J6? Ashli Babbitt Kevin D. Greeson Rosanne Boyland Benjamin Philips

[@mrscruffles801]

@@sthubbins4038 "Insurrection" 🤡

[@Johns1stGarage]

I met my wife at a Pro-Trump protest, so true!

[@monkeybmcgee]

Tim is the Mark Twain of our time

[@crystallinemister]

Wow. We really are living in the End Times, huh? 🤣

[@acetate909]

He's more of an Oscar Wilde, witty and gay.

[@TonyChin226]

Mark Twain was the Tim Dillon of his time.

[@itsallfunandgames723]

I don't care how many times KZbin takes this clip down, it's just as funny when it gets reposted.

[@richardadams6793]

LITBC

[@xaviersanchez3498]

Idk if teen depression is skyrocketing as much as teens claiming depression is skyrocketing lol

[@johnfry5710]

Yeah, sometimes you’re just sad and that’s OK

[@bennybarri2524]

It’s also a lack of hope or sense of influence over their future (given gov + economic condition) and lacking cultural identity that goes beyond fashion and your chosen form of entertainment( art music sports drugs sex) being a skater w social skills from just always being outside w random people, watching peers try to make friends and find social purpose is disheartening :/

[@mrscruffles801]

@@bennybarri2524 Industrial Revolution and its consequences

[@q-perspective8989]

what's depression?

[@HardRockMiner]

As a 50 year old man, I can't blame them. I don't want to be around them either.

[@sandrahafeneder4144]

Made my day. Thank you 😅😂

[@Willrocs]

Whatcha mining

[@HardRockMiner]

@@Willrocs- Everything from Copper to Diamonds. I work everywhere.

[@nickmeyer238]

We are living in the real life outcome of the social experiment done with rats. The paradise. Where they stopped mating. The beautiful ones exiled them selves from the rest. The colony died. Gg humans.

[@jlllx]

we're not rats

[@nuckels188]

@@jlllx mammalian social behavior patterns often mirror each other in the most fundamental areas

[@passerby6168]

@@jlllx The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win; you're still a rat.

[@fireandiron4181]

@@jlllxWe aren’t, but you sure are.

[@greendevelopment3869]

The universe 25 experiment

[@hamdinger7145]

We wish them well

[@brendenbaxter5304]

I miss having friends a lot, I never use social media anymore. It's difficult to try to find a community or even individuals to hangout with in real life, but it can happen, you just gotta try. I'm 24.

[@kni9ght]

It can and anyone can find their tribe

[@reddy3400]

You may have already tried, but some of the games are really fun to check out at the game stores. Even if there is only one game you like to play. Go to stores that do not charge a lot. Prices vary. My son is your age and he likes two games, works at the store and has a decent set of friends of all ages since high school. Hope this spurs on more ideas for you, I can tell by the way you write that you will be fine.

[@BL-lm4kf]

1. Find a hobby 2. Go where people who do that hobby go 3. Introduce urself to 5 people 4. Make AT LEAST 1 new friend.

[@user-rn1sz2gv2w]

Too many blacks out in public. Why would anyone want to deal with that?

[@wyattbaldwin]

People are stopping hanging out because people are making their homes better than public spaces. Public spaces are also made to prevent loitering because of homeless.

[@nuckels188]

This (and phones) is why most gen z males are incels. Not the hateful kind, just the literal meaning of the word

[@Photik]

​Use the term NEET instead maybe?

[@nuckels188]

@@Photik incel = sexless NEET = jobless

[@nuckels188]

@@bryangillis1839 this is on purpose, just like all the other evil things the blackrock/vanguard type elites are doing to demoralize and decay civilization

[@XxMarkTheSharkxX]

Also the cost of gas alone puts you in the hole before you got somewhere to spend money on overpriced food lol

[@travisbplank]

People are shit. Everywhere except my house is designed to take money from me. Yeah, what's my incentive for leaving the house other than to work?

[@Do0mality]

You can go to a park or church or library.

[@mazenperry145]

​@@Do0malityu can't even use your voice at the library, you can barely speak at a church. Why does everyone keep bringing up these shitty places

[@jamesbullock7091]

We all need another Betterhelp ad read

[@2masterofpuppets2]

Yeah i need to know where to get therapy where i already know my therapist is scrolling Instagram while i talk to them

[@trumpwonBIGLY]

Magic spoon cured my aids

[@CoolAdam247]

"You're poor ? You're gay ? You're fat ? You're dumb ? You got a disease and you can't c*m ?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kc-nl8zc]

Yes! A 27 minute long rant about the negative effects of better help add read lol. It's gold

[@johndoe-fq7ez]

people suck, all they do is compare and judge and compete with each other, they don't even like the friends they have they just keep them around to compare themselves too.

[@rzn2258]

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR LITTLE MISERABLE WORLD

[@savage1469]

Nation full of phone zombies

[@doesntmatter4477]

Social engineering. They took all our personal data (and I mean ALL) and installed listening devices in every corner of every house and business in the country basically,. They also have high level computers and AI and who knows what other secret tech. Hmm....so add those two together and consider whos holding them. Now, I wonder why people dont talk anymore? Maybe because thats the one weapon we have to really defend ourselves as a population and fight back against corruption and evil. They are terrified of the people. When we agree on something and act on it together, we can move mountains. Look at bud light, all it took was us NOT buying something, together. That was too much power . They wont let that heppen anymore

[@shy404usernotfound]

Doesn't bother me none. People are exhausting.

[@mrscruffles801]

They are

[@TheSkyIsFalling93]

Agreed

[@nataliep501]

The lack of social skills in some young people is quite strange. I am 36

[@mrcte]

^^ that comment was just as lacking in the social skills department and equally as strange if not more 😂😂 But I hope you’re doing well

[@hewasagudboy9079]

Starting and ending a sentence with "I am 36" would imply the same.

[@RandomRabbit007]

100% agree. I cant even tell you how many Gen Z kids we have in our company that just keep headphones/airpods in their ears. They avoid talking entirely lol. It’s all Teams messages and emails now 😂. Makes it easy for someone extroverted like me to advance in my career. I’ll do what they wont, put myself in uncomfortable situations. On the plus side, I actually enjoy chatting with people from all walks of life.

[@SuperMotoJobo]

As an 18 year old transracial paraplegic I agree

[@john.jai.sullivan]

This was her point in the joke! 😂 you nimrods 😂😂

[@michaelesposito239]

The Internet froze me devolpmentaly to the age of 16 and I'm 45 now. I try new things sometimes but I haven't found anything better than getting a pizza and smoking some weeeed and browse the Internet for multiple hours per day like a job.

[@Joerogansnecksweat78]

You talking bout porn Willis? Cuz I am lmfaoo

[@michaelesposito239]

@@Joerogansnecksweat78 About 40% porn and 60% games and social media

[@SadBoys.1996]

Stop describing my life 🥹

[@watchingitallhere]

As long as it's not reddit you'll be fine.

[@runswithraptors]

You are forfeiting your own consciousness to absorb "content" from people actually living their lives 🤷‍♂️

[@BettyWhite2171]

Everytime I go out I can't wait to go back home. It doesn't matter where it is, there's no place like home. I got everything I want here. Oh, and most people are annoying. ❤

[@mikepjersey]

You sound fun and well adjusted.

[@WhiteBuddha22]

This isn’t a good trait. It’s not something you want to brag about.

[@godemperorpepe]

I’m actually trying to fix this problem… because I’m recognizing it as a problem… it’s not something to wear as a badge of honor…

[@PocketSandMan]

its true also there boring and know nothing😂

[@BettyWhite2171]

@@WhiteBuddha22 I wasn't bragging about it. I just prefer to be home and there's nothing wrong with that. My family is here and we also have a bunch of animals. Going out is not fun to me and it's a waste of money. I don't live in a tiny apartment. We live on lots of land, peace and quiet. No landlords telling us what to do or not do. Everything I want is here.

[@jonathandewberry289]

Never had I seen such a stunning contradiction as when moving back and forth between Canada and Vietnam. In Canada (maybe a few years ahead of the USA in the worst sense of that) in Canada there is no such thing as 'hanging out' anymore. That is not a thing. Even if a place has a 'community room/building' it exists for Karens to report people seen using it. Nobody does other than with a little fear and hoping nobody notices them. Everyone works different shifts and days, there is no such thing as 'after work hours' or weekends in Canada anymore. They killed it from their lives and their UN franchise zone. vs In Vietnam, the point of a job is to earn enough to hang out. You go get work over with so you can return to hanging out. really, businesses and jobs are also hangouts anyway then the point and purpose of living or doing anything at all is so you can go hang out. If someone did NOT hangout with other groups hanging out together on streets or anywhere then the hangout group would go check on them to see what's wrong. Hey, why weren't you hanging out yesterday? are you sick?

[@oreo507]

Didn't realize the atlantic supported the January 6 capitol attack. Tim always teaches you something new!

[@SuperRobotwarrior]

I graduated in 2020 where the school year was cut short when COVID started. The drive thru graduation we had was better than sitting in a sweaty auditorium for 5 hours. We totally did miss out on all the social aspects of our final months in the public school system. That is something we'll never get back and it definitely effected us deeply.

[@bryceross7321]

Life in the big city !!!!!!!!!

[@andy14169]

turning completely away from the self-hatred of wokeness and going back to church on sundays cured my nihilism and pessimism and made me more thankful to be alive in the face of a media landscape that wants to just keep people queer, confused, and scared....all the internet addicted teens should try it out. it actually works.

[@DUKE528]

I can attest that!

[@TikTakGamingTr]

Belief works for sure delusion is great

[@josef2012]

Derrrrrp

[@TraciLMiller]

You know Tim is queer, right? Why are you here?

[@DUKE528]

@@TikTakGamingTr "remember man, that you are dust and to dust you shall return"

[@gsmoove9315]

Thats not what it is. It is too expensive to hang out. To go out for a night with friends, you can expect to spend like $50 at a minimum and most people are living off of pretty low wages so $50 is a big percentage of their check. I love my friends but was having buyers remorse everytime they wanted to do something. In Mexico right now and I dont have that same problem.

[@Jimbow-sz9kh]

Cap. You can have people over and buy beer and liquor plus a baggie of weed and have fun. Shitty/dumb movie night or Mario party or other dumb video / irl board games.. or a cookout at a beach if you're near one or some sort of nice park plus aforementioned baggie of drugs and alcohol. Going out ? Yes it's beyond robbery But you can all still congregate and have a fun and fucked up time as long as everyone pitches in a bit of dough and it's a house instead of a club. It's shitty as fuck to just cope with this reality of not going out. But it's what we all will do until people actually begin some bi partisan French revolution stuff. But we all can dream on that sadly

[@20th_century_specter]

Our brains are broken.

[@mrscruffles801]

Nah just yours

[@20th_century_specter]

@@mrscruffles801 You're probably right. 🥴

[@jamesbenton4123]

Public spaces and public transportation is unsafe and vulgar. I would not allow my wife or my children to use either unless I'm present.

[@officialthomasjames]

No longer have public spaces where you can just show up and hangout. Also, nowadays, everyone needs to “schedule on their calendar” way ahead of time. People can’t just link up on the fly.

[@creekandseminole]

Back when I was a teenager I didn't really like hanging out with people either and this was around 2003 but what I did find for my outlet was going to punk metal and hardcore shows locally as much as I could every week I can find the same like-minded people as myself there and it was great

[@zeitGGeist]

Public spaces don’t exist, we lost them during covid

[@mrscruffles801]

We lost them when "no loitering" was posted on every square inch of the country.

[@sittingturtleduck]

they werent really there before covid, but the ones that were became extremely unaffordable (movies, bars, etc)

[@mrscruffles801]

@@sittingturtleduck Yeah and look at places in America now vs 20 years ago, see if you can spot the differences. We used to have cafes in places like Target and K-Mart, we used to have malls with serene water fountains and food courts, McDonald's used to have places specifically for kids to go wild in. The world was DESIGNED for hanging out back then, everywhere felt welcoming. Now everywhere just wants you to walk in, spend all your money, and get the f*#% out. The America that used to exist was already on it's way out, and Coof put the final nail in the coffin, now we're stuck with this depressing corporate hellscape. The Starbucks in my local Target hasn't even put it's seats and tables back yet.

[@loganwilkins5603]

I'm sorry, I don't know who wrote this article but they are wrong. They're trying to claim that no one's going out and being social meanwhile I have to fucking reserve a lane to bowl at my local bowling alley like it's a fancy dinner. I like how that piece of shit author is having that happen in their area so they're just going to assume it's the entire country.

[@AS-lo6xo]

Dude i died of laughter when he said trump brought qanon to hang out. They're hanging out!!! lmao

[@SpaklesDr]

Diversity is our strength...remember that.

[@kathrynchamberlin3405]

They’ve made some shirts… !! Made me laugh so hard. The way Tim says things is so good.

[@sponkmcdonk3898]

You can thank Apple and Meta for this

[@chriszz9006]

Love your work brother

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

In my Dillon era

[@robmcdonagh8367]

Sounds like Pokémon Go will be the hangout cure we are looking for.

[@joaoklein1002]

Tim really is American royalty.

[@nagsterthegangster3548]

Thats a quality bit right there

[@beezyburna]

if you can make good conversation you will literally jump the corporate ladder like a monkey in this sea of losers

[@lbyerly]

"you cant just hangout with nothing to do, if you not usinf drugs" 😂

[@eloisewiehman7326]

At 62, hanging out with friends in Cape Town, South Africa. Best place.

[@Massethete]

fuck friendship recessions

[@tedsweitzer5772]

The irony of a Newsom ad for Biden/Harris 2024 before this pod lol

[@unknownsender6852]

Dem Tillon

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Is Timmy dropping some random shorter episodes lately or are these clips from another episode?? If he's dropping shorter episodes just because he doesn't have much to say when he records it, that's baller as heck and I love it.

[@BissoCueSports]

wait was this deleted and reposted? I think ive seen this before but ill gladly watch again

[@Bleezers-fm8ue]

As someone in their late 30s who has not wanted to be around people since I was a little kid, to the point my dad would ground me because I refused to go family events....I'm fine with this

[@mrscruffles801]

Same. Also fuck dads.

[@Papapannekoek]

Sad

[@mrscruffles801]

STOP DELETING MY COMMENTS

[@bacl1005]

cool

[@arcadiagreen150]

We wish you well

[@Andres-yu4uf]

I think that Ryan Phillippe was present during the deleted episode "Enjoy the can"

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

Socializing costs time and money that the majority doesn't have.

[@KurtisWray]

they must delete the internet

[@freedomisntfree5132]

Tim, can we hang out?

[@Enigma_Vids]

You better be rich or a twink

[@Lethargiccharge]

I just came to the realization that Trump is our and this generations Nixon. Praise the pig King and send word. Selah!

[@theonejmv]

agree, I was taught in school how much of a POS Nixon was and that was all fake

[@ThatChrisGuy33]

There used to be a need to go outside. Now there’s not

[@katadam2186]

There’s 100’s of reasons to go outside maybe thousands… take a walk get fresh air, ride a bike, go swimming on and on

[@bigsnacks2350]

I hope tims studio gets more elaborate and dystopian the longer the show goes on.

[@julichio6241]

It's everywhere, not only in US... (Not Trump luckily he s only in US 😂))

[@drejbrasand9247]

Being online keep you safe from hitting someone but destroy mental health

[@aidanmeans5344]

I have a friend of mine with Asperger’s that reminds me of Tim Dillon. not because he was funny as fuck, but because he was also obese.

[@MrVacca]

Did you see Hochel’s press conference this week all about mental health at a school?

[@Havre_Chithra]

I dont want to be around other people. I dont like to socialize. It takes time and money from other things id rather spend it on.

[@angrylefty7953]

I wish them well Tim did you sell your house? It’s a real knife fight out there

[@dahretoes5864]

You should see gen z on the oculus. My girlfriends little brother will literally sit in one place for twelve hours stright on vr chat, acting like anybody but himself

[@effthamatrix]

I’d like to join Qanon!! Used to go to NA and AA regularly but they talk about the same shit all the time 😩

[@daveythehand4964]

Kava bars. Nuff said.

[@jileelmcdaniels7331]

Although it did turn out that tunnels under newyork were a thing.

[@omgjacob]

Qanon is great Tim you obviously know all of this

[@MakeMoneyOnlineWithEmma]

Tim was actually Q

[@johnc1280]

Q Anon is the highest level internet troll It won that award. Piqued there

[@omgjacob]

@@johnc1280 they’ve proved themselves to be directly connected to Trump on multiple occasions. Do your research

[@johnc1280]

@@omgjacob you guys are off the planet with this stuff. Pizzagate and adrenochrome. It’s just nuts by definition

[@shmattice888]

I think it’s both gentlemen.

[@Silver_Paladin789]

The outside world is just awful

[@Anita_Backrub]

Life in the big city 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jblauh01]

Definitely

[@CemBas]

I see Tim Dillon, I hear pro-smoking Alex Jones here 😂

[@BL-lm4kf]

1. Find a hobby 2. Go where people who do that hobby go 3. Introduce urself to 5 people 4. Make AT LEAST 1 new friend.

[@Rondo1949]

Canon hang out. Yes. They hang out at the Capitol 😂

[@ljperry8515]

Nice finish,

[@ljperry8515]

America

[@ljperry8515]

America

[@catchasindog]

commander was gifted directly to jo from the late juana bormann

[@user-gu3jf5yb5n]

It's called lack of optimism

[@BenPat88]

QANON was good for America, change my mind

[@CrisTravelsCartel]

Lol

[@ThiagoSantos-xd9dx]

Told you, you are a good comedian:) Boom

[@pauldecoster]

DIAPER RASH BASH AT MY PLACE , PEEeoOPLLLE!!!!!!

[@alrightythen2503]

Jesus bro youtube force him to censor so many stupid parts in this episode

[@travisbrown2467]

It's still a stunning estate

[@Pilot_the_Dune]

Here here

[@nancyborth2785]

Hanging out…..what do you call 95,000.00 people at a Taylor swift concert……I think that’s hanging out.

[@chrishartford3703]

Money changes people

[@scoon2117]

People just aren't likeable like they once were

[@iwanttoliveinthewoods]

Put an episode up dude, whats going on

[@dingus6317]

Didn't help that my junior and senior years of highschool were forced to be online and when we were finally allowed to return we had to wear face diapers

[@dingus6317]

The class before me had a drive-through graduation and prom

[@BettyWhite2171]

​@@dingus6317 Wowww that's ridiculous lol! You must live in a Blue State, right?

[@dingus6317]

@@BettyWhite2171I was in Texas actually

[@BettyWhite2171]

@@dingus6317 Omg jeezus! The country went nutz.

[@JovanGaluit-vy5hr]

Beyond unacceptable. Sick.

[@PeteCannellasSound]

QAnon wasn’t great, but they were people hanging out🤣

[@teasquared09]

Perhaps everyone is broke as fuck

[@crazytoes67]

why are the curse words censored here? Is youtube turning into daytime television?

[@acetate909]

Tim edited the clip so it could be monetized. Also so it wouldn't be age restricted and can get more views.

[@iheartfupa]

​@@acetate909so yes. Yes it is.

[@acetate909]

@@iheartfupa Yes it's edited but not by YT. It was edited by Tim's team. The original comment seemed to imply that YT was censoring the show, which it wasn't.

[@nathani4146]

I’m 26, haven’t left the house since 2021. I survive off Uber eats and twitch streams. I have an internet girlfriend that I met on a dating website: she won’t show herself on FaceTime; but we’re in love. I think we’re gonna meet this summer in Minnesota. Any suggestions on how to operate outside of the house?

[@mrscruffles801]

Well first of all... She's a he. Let's not be delusional here.

[@jamesotoole7510]

Nah cuz middle school and high school was hell 😂 that’s when bullying was real

[@dwightcrooks4976]

When your 30 and hate the 20 year olds, damn

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

I know this is a comedy show but we locked away the very people we should be protecting for the sake of the elderly, morbidly obese, rich and powerful. Those kids and young adults will never get those years back. And we now have more rich, powerful, elderly and morbidly obese people than ever before.

[@caddyshack68]

For every $400,000 we gross in revenue, we are donating five dollars to end homelessness in Los Angeles. We are challenging other creators to do the same. #TimGivesBack

[@LLLewelyn]

MAKE FLASHMOB GREAT AGAIN!

[@daanvdbos1078]

stop with the bleeppppping when a naughty word is spoken. are we all 12 or what?

[@backtoschool9760]

its youtube