Meghan Markle Is Another Sociopath With A Logo

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The Tim Dillon Show

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3 ай бұрын

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@withazcooper1464
@withazcooper1464 3 ай бұрын
Markle was white until it was convenient not to be.
@jadesingleton4110
@jadesingleton4110 2 ай бұрын
No she wasn’t. Disproven over and over and over again. She has Always shared her mother and showed her mother and addressed the black women in her life. All. Her. Damn. Life.
@the7A7dude
@the7A7dude 2 ай бұрын
Cap ​@@jadesingleton4110
@jackyleblanc6460
@jackyleblanc6460 2 ай бұрын
yup
@maryhanks8391
@maryhanks8391 2 ай бұрын
⁠@@jadesingleton4110Her statement is satire and humor, clearly it went flying over your head…or maybe we’ve got Meagan checking in 😂😂😂 If so … Go roast a chicken
@Georgie14
@Georgie14 2 ай бұрын
She was very white at her wedding and she put “ white” on her resume for acting.
@KaraMcnulty-nh6lx
@KaraMcnulty-nh6lx 3 ай бұрын
Dollar Store Duchess
@4363HASHMI
@4363HASHMI 15 күн бұрын
Plus she’s Sloppy
@Mr.PepeSilvia
@Mr.PepeSilvia 3 ай бұрын
American Riveira Orchard is the most pretentious nonsensical name possible. You know a whole team of overpaid fake job conartists had multiple meetings and fake charts just for this. Probably took months😂
@jimmyrustler8983
@jimmyrustler8983 3 ай бұрын
Or it's AI generated.
@janetshemaryahu5529
@janetshemaryahu5529 3 ай бұрын
Or more Meghan Markle word salad.
@MrBrachiatingApe
@MrBrachiatingApe 3 ай бұрын
American Riviera might make sense as an ironic title for, I dunno, the Jersey Shore. But adding Orchard is like White Man Can't Jump "Vista View Apartments" What a crock of shite.
@atagora3304
@atagora3304 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lordlemond1350
@lordlemond1350 3 ай бұрын
Focus group of 12 white women 😂😂😂😂
@PolitiCatPodcast
@PolitiCatPodcast 3 ай бұрын
No one is going to buy her crap. lol.
@sarasays...850
@sarasays...850 3 ай бұрын
Her company doesn’t even have a CEO. Which shows how long they expect the business to last lol
@Sandi-zh2wx
@Sandi-zh2wx 3 ай бұрын
We haven't so far 😂
@Sandi-zh2wx
@Sandi-zh2wx 3 ай бұрын
​@@sarasays...850do they even have products 😂
@user-fl1pl4qw1t
@user-fl1pl4qw1t 3 ай бұрын
Yep. I don't suppose there's much demand for ramekins in the spambot community.
@Mikha_el
@Mikha_el 3 ай бұрын
Apart from Sussex Squad
@copyrightcharacter1166
@copyrightcharacter1166 3 ай бұрын
She left the royal family because she realised how mundane their job is. Travelling up and down Rainy Britain numerous times a week to visit old people in hospital, old people in homes, the sick, the poor, the children. She'd rather have the title and be on Oprah.
@lollipopsfordays3610
@lollipopsfordays3610 3 ай бұрын
Exactly. But mostly she wanted to be on stage and on camera running her mouth because she thinks she dazzles everyone with her ‘true authentic voice’ and ‘wants real conversation’ and to use her ‘seat at the table’. Then she learned the royals are seen and not heard and never complain never explain and don’t express social political opinions and stay neutral. She had to blather her woke beliefs.
@arribaficationwineho32
@arribaficationwineho32 3 ай бұрын
But castles, motorcades, state dinners, fancy cars, jewelry, travel, staff, money, world attention….everything she wanted but didn’t have what it takes to stay the course.
@copyrightcharacter1166
@copyrightcharacter1166 3 ай бұрын
@@arribaficationwineho32Yeah but that's great when it's Hollywood hills and beaches, and red carpets. Not so fancy when you're in a nice car driving up the British grey motorways daily. You get lots of attention and events and riches but she realised they are only moments that come a few times a year. The Royals go to the James Bond premieres, and Church events...not the Oscars, not Beyonce's Grammy party etc
@CarolOwen-cj4sq
@CarolOwen-cj4sq 3 ай бұрын
You are absolutely correct. I am so glad someone said what I knew but no one figured that out!!!!!
@arribaficationwineho32
@arribaficationwineho32 3 ай бұрын
@@copyrightcharacter1166 but the Harkles are not included in the Hollywood glamor scene. She gave up a seat at the most glamorous table in the world. She said abt her hopes for success in Hollywood that she “wanted a seat at the table”. She HAD that but was too naive and unsophisticated to value where she was.
@symon3304
@symon3304 3 ай бұрын
She just doesn't have any talent or original ideas.
@janetshemaryahu5529
@janetshemaryahu5529 3 ай бұрын
plus the malevolent thing.
@ellapines2850
@ellapines2850 3 ай бұрын
…she used to make hair scrunchies and sell them. 😂😂😂
@Goldenspiderducck
@Goldenspiderducck 3 ай бұрын
You can’t convince me that Megan Markle and Dylan Mulvaney aren’t the same person.
@apo617
@apo617 3 ай бұрын
😂
@xiaomoogle
@xiaomoogle 3 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣🤣
@kantasuri509
@kantasuri509 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@lurdesdias3249
@lurdesdias3249 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@user-pr3kb6ie9v
@user-pr3kb6ie9v 3 ай бұрын
That’s silly but funny 😂
@jamikatechaos9972
@jamikatechaos9972 3 ай бұрын
Markle didn't turn her back on acting. She had Deal or No Deal, a minor role on a Canadian cable show, and....am I forgetting something? Hollywood never wanted her.
@333pinkitty
@333pinkitty 2 ай бұрын
You forgot the act she performed on a guy in an episode of 90210 I think it was 😅
@jamikatechaos9972
@jamikatechaos9972 2 ай бұрын
@@333pinkitty How could I forget? Lol All of 3 roles, and that was with her father's connections.
@falconeddie4109
@falconeddie4109 3 ай бұрын
Since most women despise Markle, the only people who do believe her BS are those ‘Sugars’, and the Sugars aren’t going to spend their hard earned cash on crappy Meghan jams and olive oil. When Meghan left the UK & Royal Family, she left her big meal ticket behind permanently. She mistakenly thought all she had to do in the US was just ‘exist’ to make millions year after year. She never realized that in America, being infamous doesn’t pay the bills, she will need either talent or a lot of luck -but she has neither of those things.
@nancyamaral5620
@nancyamaral5620 3 ай бұрын
The Sugars are teenagers living in Nigeria without the capital to buy what she is hustling except she is 43 percent Nigeria She will end up as a Amazon Warehouse
@DragonToothless2517
@DragonToothless2517 3 ай бұрын
Mattress had luck to marry Hairless. He’s unlucky tho🤣
@helleosborne7168
@helleosborne7168 3 ай бұрын
Well said! 💯
@Kareena1988
@Kareena1988 3 ай бұрын
Kardashian live in the US
@detrafranks9325
@detrafranks9325 3 ай бұрын
Mmm I’d say she does have SOME luck at least bc she has done A LOT of f*cked up sh*t and said even MORE f*cked up sh*t and has never paid a single consequence for any of it. She lied in court more than once and got caught and bc of who she’s married to all she had to do was say oops I forgot I did that oh yeah oops 😬 yea she definitely has had some luck along the way. Especially for a no talent no class no dignity D list actress.
@StretchLikeACat
@StretchLikeACat 3 ай бұрын
She left the Royal family because she realised she’d always remain an ensemble player and never be the lead - the Queen. She’d spend her days trailing behind Catherine and looking at the back of her head. She left because the family wouldn’t capitulate to her demands. She doesn’t really want to improve the world. She just wants money and status. She also doesn’t understand what it is to be high-end and her confused brand reflects that - from the name to the wide range of bland products. They carry a big price tag that suggests high end but without a trustworthy, honest, clean profile. She’ll buy cheap toxic stuff at wholesale prices and sell to people who want to be high-end.
@andrealejandra4105
@andrealejandra4105 3 ай бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼
@louise7552
@louise7552 2 ай бұрын
Toxic is correct.
@nationstatepoliticalscience
@nationstatepoliticalscience 18 күн бұрын
​@@andrealejandra4105❤🎉
@oliver0656
@oliver0656 3 ай бұрын
MM is the Kmart knockoff of Martha Stewart.
@stellaallbright4750
@stellaallbright4750 3 ай бұрын
Don't insult Kmart like that.
@thingsnexttome
@thingsnexttome 3 ай бұрын
That’s great. She’s such a cyunt
@izzy4575
@izzy4575 3 ай бұрын
Walmart Wallis
@bellavida8846
@bellavida8846 3 ай бұрын
She’s Dollar Store Quality
@jimbo6059
@jimbo6059 3 ай бұрын
We call her Wal-Mart Wallis, and him the Poundland prince, get my drift.
@user-ox8ze4qu6c
@user-ox8ze4qu6c 3 ай бұрын
No one wants to buy her crap. She should try to sell it in dollar tree
@DeezNuts-sq5kp
@DeezNuts-sq5kp 3 ай бұрын
Dollar Tree, hah hah
@MyNameIsRed111
@MyNameIsRed111 3 ай бұрын
Best takedown of MM and the state of our country. Bravo!
@carolinaxavier-walsh2330
@carolinaxavier-walsh2330 3 ай бұрын
I love his rants about Meghan Markle 😂
@1986aurora
@1986aurora 3 ай бұрын
Me too 😅😂❤
@_deadeye
@_deadeye 3 ай бұрын
She's not shrewd enough to be a "girl boss". She needs someone smarter than both her and Harry in order to make them money.
@rainbowskies5796
@rainbowskies5796 3 ай бұрын
And she’s LAZY
@user-lovekonchan
@user-lovekonchan 3 ай бұрын
but she can't stand that.
@himurahaibara1459
@himurahaibara1459 2 ай бұрын
But..... but she's the smart one not the pretty one, haven't you heard?
@drummerlovesbookworm9738
@drummerlovesbookworm9738 3 ай бұрын
A Montecito Temu
@HPB1776
@HPB1776 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@HPB1776
@HPB1776 3 ай бұрын
Manufactured in the same sweatshops by child slaves!
@june1420
@june1420 3 ай бұрын
Ha ha very true.
@ositoguy
@ositoguy 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chailavender7997
@chailavender7997 2 ай бұрын
Good stuff!👌🤣
@bencooke7960
@bencooke7960 3 ай бұрын
Meghan's integrity is going down like the Hindenburg
@detrafranks9325
@detrafranks9325 3 ай бұрын
Pretty sure she never had any to begin with right?
@patriciastevens6638
@patriciastevens6638 3 ай бұрын
What integrity?
@Tomtaylor7337
@Tomtaylor7337 3 ай бұрын
Meghan went from Royalty to selling pots and pans, and Dog treats 😂 how the girl failed 😂
@Sandi-zh2wx
@Sandi-zh2wx 3 ай бұрын
And she won't succeed at that cause she's a lazy f-n grifter
@nationstatepoliticalscience
@nationstatepoliticalscience 18 күн бұрын
Users
@kyliespilios9623
@kyliespilios9623 3 ай бұрын
Princess Diana died due to getting in a car with a drunk driver and not wearing a seat belt
@Keekonuts
@Keekonuts 3 ай бұрын
That is the truth!
@katestephens8848
@katestephens8848 3 ай бұрын
Yes sure 😂
@ACS402010
@ACS402010 3 ай бұрын
@@katestephens8848 So you think the driver only pretended to crash the car? You don't sound very bright.
@mellowmoods8393
@mellowmoods8393 3 ай бұрын
Period, end of story!
@mellowmoods8393
@mellowmoods8393 3 ай бұрын
@@ACS402010 Uhh, maybe he really crashed the car because he was drunk?
@CarolOwen-cj4sq
@CarolOwen-cj4sq 3 ай бұрын
She only can copy. Lately I heard that even the TIG was a copy of a guy two years prior to her opening it.
@billchristie2120
@billchristie2120 3 ай бұрын
Tiggy was the name of William and Harry's nanny. Coincidence?
@_example
@_example 3 ай бұрын
💯 sociopath
@FP65
@FP65 3 ай бұрын
Definitely!
@thomasinavolkman4456
@thomasinavolkman4456 3 ай бұрын
Harry too, but he has an excuse he is Dumb.
@N0N4M30
@N0N4M30 3 ай бұрын
She’s not a sociopath but a narcissist lol
@JoyJoy-sc1ov
@JoyJoy-sc1ov 3 ай бұрын
Agree. She has no conscience. She uses other people’s pain to promote herself
@mycatsnameiskaren8253
@mycatsnameiskaren8253 3 ай бұрын
She met with The Flaming Estate and stole their product ideas. She has no creativity and she steals everything.
@lavelleklobes6561
@lavelleklobes6561 2 ай бұрын
It’s Flamingo Estate
@lordlemond1350
@lordlemond1350 3 ай бұрын
I guess the alternative is selling bbq sauce to black people. 😂😂
@buyimncube2588
@buyimncube2588 3 ай бұрын
Will pass 😂
@Mikha_el
@Mikha_el 3 ай бұрын
And Vegan chicken batter!
@jadesingleton4110
@jadesingleton4110 2 ай бұрын
Hahahaah maybe look at what we actually buy you fool
@32446
@32446 2 ай бұрын
She hates people of colour. Look how she treats them.
@ivandragomiloff2356
@ivandragomiloff2356 3 ай бұрын
Her sister in law disappears, her father in law is ill…I blame Meghan as a bad omen.
@QTpatootie95
@QTpatootie95 3 ай бұрын
Bro 😭 that family has blood on its hands, can't blame it all on Megan
@ivandragomiloff2356
@ivandragomiloff2356 3 ай бұрын
@@QTpatootie95 She is the evil one. She is Lady Macbeth incarnate
@ivandragomiloff2356
@ivandragomiloff2356 3 ай бұрын
@@QTpatootie95 Meghan is like Lady Macbeth
@janetshemaryahu5529
@janetshemaryahu5529 3 ай бұрын
People living with narcs and their effects really do suffer more physical illness, and serious illness. Not a laughing matter.
@ashleighhogan941
@ashleighhogan941 3 ай бұрын
​@@QTpatootie95What blood?
@AnissaMaries_CupofTea
@AnissaMaries_CupofTea 3 ай бұрын
American riveria orchard….wtf does that mean hahahaha
@FP65
@FP65 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like an old folks home. Or an asylum. She can check into the asylum.
@thomasinavolkman4456
@thomasinavolkman4456 3 ай бұрын
Another Rip Off by the Duchess of Suck ARO
@MeanLaQueefa
@MeanLaQueefa 3 ай бұрын
I believe the French Riviera is similar to Southern California, climate wise. Then add an orchard on the end, and bang. You got a horrible name for a brand. Drop the Orchard and its not too bad.
@fatzmybug
@fatzmybug 3 ай бұрын
A Royal Outcast
@SydMountaineer
@SydMountaineer 3 ай бұрын
It’s her copy of Flamingo Estate, another ‘lifestyle company’ that Meghan pretended to be interested in as a partner, then stole their ideas after they’d given her an inside look at the company, then declined her as a partner.
@Donut_Sprinkle
@Donut_Sprinkle 3 ай бұрын
“Three words that don’t even make sense together”😂😂😂
@brighidbrennan3168
@brighidbrennan3168 3 ай бұрын
...and pot & pans , jims & jams...all drop shipped from China
@florinelenaradamilea
@florinelenaradamilea 3 ай бұрын
she makes arrangements with Chinese sugars to sell in China.
@ashleighhogan941
@ashleighhogan941 3 ай бұрын
Temu
@karenhodgson8762
@karenhodgson8762 3 ай бұрын
Megu 😂
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 3 ай бұрын
Meghan Markle is the white Gwyneth Paltrow.
@Wodenson5150
@Wodenson5150 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit that's funny.
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 3 ай бұрын
🎯💯 Same dislikeability! 👍
@anonstills
@anonstills 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gwills9337
@gwills9337 3 ай бұрын
Lmao
@Fruitdrink2000
@Fruitdrink2000 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@benjamindover4337
@benjamindover4337 3 ай бұрын
She should go all-in and call the company "Let them eat cake Incorporated"
@MartinaMcDonagh
@MartinaMcDonagh 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tiredgeek
@Tiredgeek 3 ай бұрын
Nice callback
@amandacollyer645
@amandacollyer645 3 ай бұрын
You win, sir.
@eskay2012
@eskay2012 3 ай бұрын
Meghan’s video clip remind me of a witch roaming at a mansion on a woods waiting for Gretel & Hansel. Then the next scene was she she is boiling something in her kitchen. Play the video clip to a suitable misic background, you will get it.
@etch-a-sketch
@etch-a-sketch 3 ай бұрын
Perfect
@BrigCommander
@BrigCommander 3 ай бұрын
hahaha "three words that don't even make sense together"
@deezlesteezle
@deezlesteezle 3 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
@ericaouimette162
@ericaouimette162 3 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😂
@sonamagrawal12
@sonamagrawal12 3 ай бұрын
Truest words ever spoken
@Mrs.Highland
@Mrs.Highland 3 ай бұрын
She’s plagiarised the name of one of King Charles charities “Community Orchard Project” and used it for her own nefarious means.
@KarklinPumpkin
@KarklinPumpkin 3 ай бұрын
​@Mrs.Highland you probably need to look up what plagiarism means
@Andy-im3kj
@Andy-im3kj 3 ай бұрын
It really is all about selling sh1t in Target 😂😂😂😂
@IanMacias
@IanMacias 3 ай бұрын
I can’t wait to buy American Riviera Orchard, Martha Stewart Living, and American Aviation Gin at Target 💀
@Lol-ao1979
@Lol-ao1979 3 ай бұрын
Just a simple gal barefoot and in ripped jeans.😂
@lisakatz7887
@lisakatz7887 3 ай бұрын
She's a hugger, you know. 👍😙
@casey044
@casey044 3 ай бұрын
🤮
@detrafranks9325
@detrafranks9325 3 ай бұрын
Just wanting to hug hug hug her new in laws and getting slapped away by that mean ol b*tch “Kate” 😂😂😂
@CatsMeow2.0-gr8gr
@CatsMeow2.0-gr8gr 2 ай бұрын
Hardly a girl, you mean middle, aged woman; pushing 50🎉😂
@LordScreech
@LordScreech 3 ай бұрын
The woman really did go with an AI-generated brand name
@AwakePrincess33
@AwakePrincess33 Ай бұрын
Wu Tang name generator
@JoshuaMaschmeyer
@JoshuaMaschmeyer 3 ай бұрын
Tim is the greatest social commentator of our time.
@user-by9hw3hp2n
@user-by9hw3hp2n 3 ай бұрын
Do we really need another celebrity trying to sell their brand .
@arribaficationwineho32
@arribaficationwineho32 3 ай бұрын
No, we don’t but she needs to sell the brand to any fool that will buy it
@RossBetsy
@RossBetsy 3 ай бұрын
Yep lol the name says it all. She’s such a damn fake. I feel bad for those kids being around her. Because you know she’s gonna put herself before them any day.
@stellaallbright4750
@stellaallbright4750 3 ай бұрын
What kids?
@janetshemaryahu5529
@janetshemaryahu5529 3 ай бұрын
Meghan was one of the first to understand that virtual reality is, er, virtual. So I can say I have kids. I can even get Royal titles for ‘kids’. I can put out a ‘photo’ once in a while. Ultimate optical illusion.
@Sandi-zh2wx
@Sandi-zh2wx 3 ай бұрын
No worries, no kids
@hwholmes9683
@hwholmes9683 3 ай бұрын
American Riviera Orchard is a lot like buying into Stratton Oakmont.
@Kizzle001
@Kizzle001 3 ай бұрын
Sell me this ramekin
@AUSSIEBLOKE76
@AUSSIEBLOKE76 3 ай бұрын
Nice reference 👍
@jamesdemile4181
@jamesdemile4181 3 ай бұрын
Incredible reference
@knowonose
@knowonose 3 ай бұрын
Sssttteeeevvveee Maaaaddddeennnnn
@chucknorris277
@chucknorris277 3 ай бұрын
Oakmont Seneca
@nonnayourbsns1001
@nonnayourbsns1001 3 ай бұрын
there was no racism, but she needed some reason to get her Elephant away from his family
@svenskanorsk
@svenskanorsk 12 күн бұрын
That’s what sociopaths do…isolate the target, alienate them from friends and family
@El_Spicolio
@El_Spicolio 3 ай бұрын
This is how I feel about you when the Patreon is late
@oleyullah
@oleyullah 3 ай бұрын
You remember you are talking to a CEO of Fake Business, right?
@MiggerPlease
@MiggerPlease 3 ай бұрын
FAKE BUSINESS BUT HE REALLY TAKES YOUR MONEY
@goncalolazaro5211
@goncalolazaro5211 3 ай бұрын
"FAKE BUSINESS DOESN'T ALWAYS TURN OUT THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO", our Dear Leader. Apologies for the all-caps, I was trying to capture Tim's enthusiasm with mere written words.
@Kmc9
@Kmc9 3 ай бұрын
And then it just ends up being another Kump episode...
@oleyullah
@oleyullah 3 ай бұрын
@@goncalolazaro5211 apology accepted
@SydMountaineer
@SydMountaineer 3 ай бұрын
Tim- HG Tudor (Knowing the Narcissist : Ultra) spoke about you & your podcast about Meghan today, as it was reported on in the Spectator magazine by Damian Riley. 👏👏👏
@britishroyalfamilyvideos
@britishroyalfamilyvideos 3 ай бұрын
She launched it early because she thought she would garner more support with everything thats going on with kate. Yet her instagram is still empty. Nothing going on. Why launch when its not ready?
@adrimcandrew-jj8qi
@adrimcandrew-jj8qi 3 ай бұрын
I can't decide who has a worse PR team, her or the actual Royal Family
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 3 ай бұрын
​@@adrimcandrew-jj8qiHer, hands down her.
@blakesleyk.7166
@blakesleyk.7166 3 ай бұрын
Why? Because she’s a sociopathic opportunist. That is her 1 & Only talent. Just like the Kartrashians
@gforce9596
@gforce9596 3 ай бұрын
Because she's not a very bright person
@zachmoyer1849
@zachmoyer1849 3 ай бұрын
seems like they are just taking investor money and not following through who knows maybe this will come to fruition.
@OutloudfortheClass
@OutloudfortheClass 3 ай бұрын
“NATO is Target for weapons.” 😂
@MegaParrotMan
@MegaParrotMan 3 ай бұрын
You give her too much credit, Meghan wakes up with an idea and gets bored when it’s too much work and then stumbles into another idea.
@catherinegriessel56
@catherinegriessel56 3 ай бұрын
She is soo EMPTY
@theorangegoodness
@theorangegoodness 3 ай бұрын
QVC in 6 months
@cliftonfurney5083
@cliftonfurney5083 3 ай бұрын
And if they don't sell her products they're racist
@tomeikabaker3713
@tomeikabaker3713 3 ай бұрын
omg Yessss😂
@aktgunit
@aktgunit 3 ай бұрын
Nicer than me…I was thinking going to discount or thrift stores 😮
@LorraineFoord
@LorraineFoord 3 ай бұрын
I'm thinking parking lot, out of the back of a van with a folding table.
@trencianskababa4469
@trencianskababa4469 3 ай бұрын
Penny market haha😂
@shertheunlimited777
@shertheunlimited777 3 ай бұрын
ARO - A Rancid Odour from Montecito
@desres2281
@desres2281 3 ай бұрын
*A Royal Outcast!* 😂😂
@buyimncube2588
@buyimncube2588 3 ай бұрын
😂😂
@capitaltheorist
@capitaltheorist 3 ай бұрын
This is the peak of contemporary American art.
@jillruben8924
@jillruben8924 3 ай бұрын
HG Tudor dedicated a video on this video. You’re freaking hysterical 😂😂😂
@TyJStern
@TyJStern 3 ай бұрын
Why the fuck is the podcast censored now? What adult wants to listen to constant beeps like it’s on prime time tv or some shit.
@BruceLee-rc2dr
@BruceLee-rc2dr 3 ай бұрын
YT demonotizes all videos now with curse words.
@TyJStern
@TyJStern 3 ай бұрын
None of the other channels I watch on youtube are doing this. Only Tim.@@BruceLee-rc2dr
@SkandalouzStyle
@SkandalouzStyle 3 ай бұрын
Barack Obama and his Orchard... Immigrants can't go to the Orchard? Meghan Markle starting her own Orchard... what is it with Americans and Orchards?
@MeanLaQueefa
@MeanLaQueefa 3 ай бұрын
We do love a nice orchard. I have one. Really
@jerikogenie
@jerikogenie 3 ай бұрын
I think she wants it to sound like "Martha's Vineyard" where all the mansions are. And ofc she's tryna associate herself with Caroline Bessett who she also copies constantly.
@nmk5003
@nmk5003 3 ай бұрын
My only issue is the idea that anyone actually cares or ever really cared about Megan Markle.
@jamesj9537
@jamesj9537 3 ай бұрын
I always want to use Tim Dillon’s rants with my friends and act like I came up with them 😂
@At76812
@At76812 3 ай бұрын
Go for it man!
@pp-cb8db
@pp-cb8db 3 ай бұрын
No the recent she left was because she could not get her own way. She thought she could tell the Royal Family what to do, she does not realise it that it sounds like a plantation! Please bring Putin on its gotta be better than what's going on now! Plus what's going on with Harry's charity in Africa! Please mention that!
@Sandi-zh2wx
@Sandi-zh2wx 3 ай бұрын
Nope, the queen kicked her out and Just Sparry followed. When he says he wants the RF to apologize that's what he's referring to 😂
@FlowerGirl8
@FlowerGirl8 3 ай бұрын
She is a joke
@MsLouisVee
@MsLouisVee 2 ай бұрын
Temu Markle. Megan GO SEE YOUR FATHER. HE’S HAD A STROKE AND A HEART ATTACK
@Sunnydreamer1470
@Sunnydreamer1470 3 ай бұрын
How is this the first time the algorithm introduced me to you? I love the Royal family l, I appreciate their role and what they do but can’t stand Meghan and Harry now!
@billchristie2120
@billchristie2120 3 ай бұрын
Me too, before I woke up to their corruption.
@ging-a-roo2429
@ging-a-roo2429 3 ай бұрын
Meg is grasping because she has no more awards to buy. Also, buy all the awards you want they don’t bring you $$$$
@christoffer5875
@christoffer5875 3 ай бұрын
American riviera what the fuck does that mean and is Meghan Markle pronounced with an italian accent?
@patriciaduncan9454
@patriciaduncan9454 3 ай бұрын
Meg selling her stuff at Target is so possible now that Target plans to become a dollar store. For real.
@Princesspetty32
@Princesspetty32 3 ай бұрын
She has left the Tig and now she is going back to lower than the Tig because she can't get a million followers
@agnesematisane9242
@agnesematisane9242 3 ай бұрын
So glad to find your channel ❤listening all the true listening about Meghan Markle I subscribed your channel ❤❤❤❤❤you just the best 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@atagora3304
@atagora3304 3 ай бұрын
This was so funny and spot on, Love from the UK🤣🫡🇬🇧💙
@gracejenson
@gracejenson 3 ай бұрын
This is exactly why the Princess Diana bear is worth more.
@Georgiesdaughter
@Georgiesdaughter 3 ай бұрын
You forgot to mention the word salads.
@stellaallbright4750
@stellaallbright4750 3 ай бұрын
And if you pay her $2k she'll even toss that salad for you!! 😂
@bettysmith9466
@bettysmith9466 3 ай бұрын
No one was buying the Clvr coffee that she invested in. They sold it to Target.
@joerobinson1672
@joerobinson1672 3 ай бұрын
American Ravioli Fruitcake is a great lifestyle choice for all aspirational feminist role models- go for it girls.. Yahh!
@RahhSalahh
@RahhSalahh 3 ай бұрын
Pale Lizards 😂
@emv1237
@emv1237 3 ай бұрын
She's saving the world, one ramekin at a time
@robertgultig906
@robertgultig906 3 ай бұрын
Imagine she started selling pillows
@noorj2190
@noorj2190 3 ай бұрын
I love Tim’s honesty 😂 laying it all out 👏🏻👏🏻
@alans1870
@alans1870 3 ай бұрын
This rant is brilliant!
@nicolasaguilar1258
@nicolasaguilar1258 3 ай бұрын
Tim, the words you choose are magical. The background you have there also awesome.
@showtime951
@showtime951 3 ай бұрын
Top or bottom? I'm not gay, but I find you intriguing in a dangerous way. Or maybe, dangerous in a gay way. Perhaps gay, in an intriguing way. Let me get back to you.
@jaimlawson
@jaimlawson 3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I thought she was tan or of a darker complexion. Her life sounds so rough .
@kevinblue1976
@kevinblue1976 3 ай бұрын
She’s a victim get over it
@Austin-sv6io
@Austin-sv6io 3 ай бұрын
Life's harder for tanned people now? 😅
@danieljacot3083
@danieljacot3083 3 ай бұрын
@@Austin-sv6iolife is set up to be much easier for black people actually. Not anyone else’s fault that they don’t all take advantage of their immense privilege
@larl-earson
@larl-earson 3 ай бұрын
@@Austin-sv6io Ever heard of the paper bag test?
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 3 ай бұрын
Ive never heard someone make fun of tan people, only jealousy. Pale people, yes. But maybe mixed race people have complexes because they never want to identify as white or mixed race, but the brown people dont accept them.
@AsafMarom
@AsafMarom 3 ай бұрын
Wait. When did tim’s show started to BEEP every curse word??
@dianemartinez8126
@dianemartinez8126 3 ай бұрын
Absolutely 💯 true!!!
@jewishlifenow8852
@jewishlifenow8852 3 ай бұрын
You are so spot on
@jennymason-sm1bk
@jennymason-sm1bk 3 ай бұрын
I definitely think Oprah is going to get some of Nutmeg's products to use as giveaways to the audience. Oh no wait Oprah will have to pay for it 😭😭 but she could still rely on the celebrities who attended the fairy tale wedding
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
thank you editor.. for making it 60 frames per second.. if you are a rich guy in Austin with a big tv you can notice 💯
@dertythegrower
@dertythegrower 3 ай бұрын
Editor 😎👍
@Unanythang
@Unanythang 3 ай бұрын
I somehow just now realized Tim dyed his hair piss yellow like Jared Leto in fight club.
@wronggg
@wronggg 3 ай бұрын
That's how you know he's gay.
@kevinblue1976
@kevinblue1976 3 ай бұрын
Tim is just jealous Meghan Markle is better than him at fake business
@MiggerPlease
@MiggerPlease 3 ай бұрын
SHE'S A FAKE BUSINESS LEGEND
@growinglifeorganic940
@growinglifeorganic940 3 ай бұрын
Females, the fakest of fakes no surprise here.
@irishprik
@irishprik 3 ай бұрын
she was born to wear a lizards skin@@MiggerPlease
@shiftyjedi3417
@shiftyjedi3417 3 ай бұрын
That’s why he wants to have lunch with her.
@thiagoschreiner4601
@thiagoschreiner4601 3 ай бұрын
FAKE BUSINESS INC., Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
@rahuljena5763
@rahuljena5763 3 ай бұрын
That was fantastic! Dying laughing here Stay amazing Tim
@thedevilizer6669
@thedevilizer6669 3 ай бұрын
Who in the world is Megan Markle?
@SamanthaSudar
@SamanthaSudar 3 ай бұрын
Omfg I love you, she’s nobody, just a race baiter
@eileengale9839
@eileengale9839 3 ай бұрын
The harlot most famous for turning a real life Prince…into a TOAD 🐸
@elwin4983
@elwin4983 3 ай бұрын
She wanted out before she even got in the castle. She wasn't paid and lived in a small cottage. The writing was on the wall when soap Oprah Winfrey laughed at their home
@user-em5cp5px9v
@user-em5cp5px9v 3 ай бұрын
Originally had 10 bedrooms, after being redone by the Harkles has 5 bedrooms, 4 bathrooms, 5,000 sq ft on 33 acres of private gardens. Not small at all.
@fireduprabbit7525
@fireduprabbit7525 3 ай бұрын
What's with all the bleeping of words? It kills the moment.
@ajones5683
@ajones5683 3 ай бұрын
Kills the ad revenue 🤗
@GatsbyMyself
@GatsbyMyself 3 ай бұрын
@@ajones5683He could always not curse knowing it’s going to be bleeped. Win win.
@himynameiscorey
@himynameiscorey 3 ай бұрын
@@GatsbyMyselfwhere’s the fun in that
@mattf3873
@mattf3873 3 ай бұрын
I am falling in love with Tim's rants
@amandaburgess2051
@amandaburgess2051 3 ай бұрын
Omg this is amazing 😂😂😂
@fahimhuq2768
@fahimhuq2768 3 ай бұрын
Briefcase # 2 for the win as Briefcase 1 goes missing in the tunnel !
@Bubbleslynn
@Bubbleslynn 2 ай бұрын
You are so spot on about Meghan!!!!!! 🎯
@zsonohanz
@zsonohanz 3 ай бұрын
"and your daughter doesn't hate you" ---- btw that Diana's impression was Amazing.
@1veryfunnygirl
@1veryfunnygirl 3 ай бұрын
This was a hilarious bit!!! ❤😂😂
@joeroganreviewexperience9964
@joeroganreviewexperience9964 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like ai made up name for a brand
@martyfunkhouser3011
@martyfunkhouser3011 3 ай бұрын
This is peak Tim, thank you for this
@colleenpitkin2366
@colleenpitkin2366 2 ай бұрын
I have never watched you before, but I like your correct observation of what is blatantly obvious to the world. But how can they be stopped. Everybody has tried but haven't succeeded!!! Can your wit do it. You would be a hero to the world if you can. Everyone will thank you forever.
@avalonsunday
@avalonsunday 2 ай бұрын
Thomas Pynchon called it best with his actor who played a lawyer who become a lawyer or was it the lawyer who became an actor playing a lawyer.
@riakanaya
@riakanaya 3 ай бұрын
American Riviera Orchard Montecito sounds most white as possible 😂
@user-by7su8fp4h
@user-by7su8fp4h 2 ай бұрын
yes, she is taking the world for a ride. Nobody is stopping her, nobody is ghosting her - yet, she is doing it to everybody else.
@kieranpickavance2584
@kieranpickavance2584 3 ай бұрын
Perfect British accent 😂❤
@moneyallspent7117
@moneyallspent7117 3 ай бұрын
I want to go to Santa Barbara.🙏
@user-ce3op6yl3n
@user-ce3op6yl3n 2 ай бұрын
What does arranging flowers and wearing a ball gown got to do with selling DOG FOOD.😂😂😂
@golds9967
@golds9967 3 ай бұрын
Tim high key has a fab British accent
@YouSnoozeYouNooze
@YouSnoozeYouNooze 3 ай бұрын
That's such a clunky name She married into a family that heads a Giant Colonial Empire then acts surprised they could racially insensitive at times. Her values are: chase clout. The perfect Hollywood Princess
@danieljacot3083
@danieljacot3083 3 ай бұрын
Evidence of the racism?
@GUITARTIME2024
@GUITARTIME2024 3 ай бұрын
Not much of an empire. UK lost almost all of it.
@FrenchCanadianGuy
@FrenchCanadianGuy 3 ай бұрын
​@@GUITARTIME2024the Bank of The City of London laughs in silence at your comment
@VB-bs6wm
@VB-bs6wm 3 ай бұрын
you have poor people IQ@@GUITARTIME2024
@Oughut88
@Oughut88 3 ай бұрын
Strange though that a racist family spent $38 million on her wedding - not to mention giving Harry their blessing to marry her.
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