Trump Lies About Puerto Rico Death Toll as GOP Braces for Midterms: A Closer Look

[@sprybug]

Please let this nightmare of an administration be over already.

[@LiLi-or2gm]

sprybug MAGA= Make (it) All Go Away!

[@lindaleelaw5277]

Think Groundhog day.

[@JSone4Design]

“Making Assholes Go Away”: I can see that on a baseball cap.

[@shuggaD]

Not yet 😂😂😂😂we having fun with the Clumps 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HabiburIHaveSeenItAll]

Hey deadbeat dummy libtards, how much money Trump should have send to another liberal wasteful incompetent deadbeat island Puerto Rico that would have prevented large death toll considering their infrastructures are terrible and government is in big deep debt? "Trump Asks Congress for $4.9 Billion To Help Puerto Rico Rebuild The territory, whose 3.4 million residents are American citizens, declared bankruptcy in May."

[@joeastbury8032]

And we've reached another depth in the lack of common human decency. Please vote, I don't care if every poll says Dems are ahead by fifty, get out and vote cause this is insane.

[@Soppe23]

Did you just copy paste this comment from before the presidential election?

[@saleemahshakir7874]

Any death from a tragic event is an extreme loss. To say it didn't happen is unimaginable and dismissive...Just disgusting entirely, 2020 We have work to do

[@zyxw2024]

Mid-terms.

[@jarrysciligo5395]

Muller willing, we won't have to wait that long.

[@thatguywhowearsblack]

Donald Trump, hurricane denier.

[@just1desi]

This has been happening to sandy hook victims families for years. If they can do it about little kids they seriously have no standards and this really isn’t shocking

[@seandknutson]

Why wait till 2020? Impeach the sociopath already. And then impeach Pence for good measure.

[@ACIB708]

MAY THE POWER OF THE SKY LAMP FILL MY MUSCLES

[@Giza13]

Awww.... I was hoping for another Seth Meyers Eric Trump impression; those always make me laugh! ”Father!” 😂

[@LuzPlay1955]

That man said " you never know, but we know". Don't forget it's also "tremendously wet".

[@nycpolo5554]

LoL

[@shockadelica8661]

And “Tremendously big”

[@fanyperez2840]

Hahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhajajahajaj

[@neatofication]

solrac legnar omg I died!!! Tremendously wet... the opposite of any woman near him.

[@Bugman541]

The opposite of his wife

[@plasticbutler]

Those 3000 people must be so relieved to find out they're not actually dead.

[@dragoncult666]

Under appreciated comment.

[@_JayRamsey_]

How does this only have ≈100 likes?

[@rebelredshirt_2188]

I live in pr, 3000 people did not die because of the hurricane. Only like 18 did. But Puerto rico government is so corrupt they inflated the death toll in order to get more federal money in disaster relief.

[@angelbayo7683]

@@rebelredshirt_2188 That is not true. And if hoy believe that you don't deserve to call yourself an Puerto Rican. Tu eres un vende patria!

[@uriel4892]

@@angelbayo7683 el no es un vende patria por decir la verdad pelu huele bicho

[@slaughterhouse5309]

With a teacher like Betsy DeVos grading all of Trump's accomplishments, it's not a surprise he keeps getting A++s.

[@SIUHumanities]

I know you meant well but you just insulted hard working teachers everywhere.

[@anjie8570]

And He calls her Ditzy Devos! 😂

[@chickensdone1]

Your post deserves infinitely more likes. You won the internet for today! To quote a classic NES game: "A winner is you!"

[@slaughterhouse5309]

@@SIUHumanities I humbly disagree Robert. Betsy DeVos and Trump are both national disgraces. The real teachers in this country have ethics, morals, values, and something those two idiots do not possess, intelligence.

[@RurouniStarchild]

But come November, they'll be flat on their A.S.S.

[@davidcopperfield-notthemag397]

Seth, Noah and Stephen help keep me sane and slow down the nervous breakdowns over T blunders. Thanks boys~!

[@RetroBackslash]

"...you never know, but we know..."

[@Appachoppa112]

🤔

[@yungjc2]

I know you know but do you know that I knew you knew I knew I new you nu?¿ wtf am i talkin bout?

[@RetroBackslash]

jonathan collier “I know more things than any president since... probably ever. Beautiful things... but some things are not beautiful... bad things... many things are bad things... but I only know good things... am I right?... and some bad things... fake news is a bad thing, I know them... Hillary was a bad thing for the United Staaash, but we stopped her... am I right?”

[@wattson3683]

@@RetroBackslash lol. Why do I feel like this is a real speech ...hauahahahahahagaga

[@WIGGYDON1]

'Agolf Twitler, First Of His Name, The Marmalade, King Of The Sheep's And The Deplorables, Sir Cheetos Of The Fake News, Breaker Of truths, Sky Marshall Bone Spurs, And Father Of The Alt-Right!' Short May He reign!

[@kimberlys8422]

My personal favorite is "Cheato Hitler" or "Cheeto Hitler"

[@JafusKeyser]

Don't forget Commander of Space Force

[@KingAlpaca]

Agolf Twitler. Wow.

[@hollygolightly3333]

Did you forget Spanky?

[@cestwhat1317]

WIGGYDON1 OK, that’s the best descriptor for tRump yet!😂😂😂

[@kimberlys8422]

Trump is a lunatic.

[@rgwak]

"Hey, not cool! What did *we* ever do to deserve that comparison?" - lunatics 😜🤪😵

[@paulmoore4223]

Hmm, brief and accurate 😀

[@josephepps7805]

N a fuckin moron

[@kimberlys8422]

Ro G He IS a lunatic, despite the negative news covfefe

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

In other breaking news, hurricanes are big and wet.

[@GoGreen1977]

"...melted pumpkin guts...." just about says it all, although that might be an insult to pumpkins or even guts.

[@bethe192]

LAAWWWL AWESOME! "...or even guts." Haaahaahaaaaa...oh my.

[@cascorick8253]

You can make pumpkin pie with pumpkin guts! And I like pumpkin seeds! Trump's brain? not that much!

[@Runningfromtheredqueen]

Oh come now, Seth. It's not *that* hard to find something positive to say about someone. Even if Ted Cruz is that someon-... That 'someone'. Here, let me show you how it's done: 1. Ted Cruz's skin suit is impeccably tailored. You can barely see the stitching. Why, it could almost pass for human. 2. Ted Cruz's ability to eat the joy of nearby people could be of great use in treating manic-depressives. 3. Ted Cruz has never been caught vomiting digestive enzymes over any American citizens before extracting their internal organs as a nutritious protein slurry. 4. Ted Cruz can survive a nuclear explosion by burrowing into the ground at great speed and curling into a non-euclidian position. 5. Ted Cruz has shown great cunning, patience and adaptability in gradually and meticulously expunging its name from almost *all* extant lists of Great Old One cults in H.P. Lovecraft's writings. And finally, Ted Cruz's father did *not* help kill JFK and he is *not* the Zodiac Killer... Allegedly. And also probably.

[@ortasian]

6. If we ever find a way to transform revulsion into electricity Ted Cruz could be used to solve any future energy crisis 7. Ted Cruz could serve as bait if deep ones ever started using tinder 8. Ted Cruz is evidence that even nature commits hatecrimes 9. When ever I am sad I remind myself that I am not Ted Cruz and feel a bit better

[@pamelacass9642]

Oh, ye of little faith...but great descriptions!

[@lisahenry20]

I'm pretty sure I've heard the first ins- I mean compliment before but about someone else but can't remember who

[@ellenjo86324]

Seth's Mitch McConnell impersonation is gold! 😆

[@crumpfamilyvalues7935]

I'm still laughing

[@andrewgrove1691]

ellen jo roberts it was funny

[@alicesrabbit7126]

so good! kinda sounds like tom brokaw and jimmy stewart, too. ;)

[@soulgravygarage8409]

It's also a lie

[@soulgravygarage8409]

Spun Center what is a spun center?

[@proudbadhombre1082]

"His brain is melted pumpkin guts" 🤣 seth has the best words!

[@handleBadpuppy]

OMG Trump just stop talking FFS just stop !!!

[@noodoo19]

And stop breathing while you're at it too, Trump.

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

I know exactly how you feel

[@jcdc1824]

Oh yeah, if only that could/would ever happen. Ahhh, I just imagined that for like 3.4 seconds....................Nice!

[@hingedelephant]

Let him talk. Every word he speaks exposes him as the fraud and incompetent boob he is.

[@kimjongfun5427]

3000 dead in Puerto Rico. --> Trump: A tremendous unsung success! 3000 dead on 9/11. --> Trump: Yeah! Now I have the tallest building in downtown Manhattan! What a sociopath!

[@abram730]

7th tallest, as he was lying and bragging about the lie at the same time on 911.

[@bubbashore6450]

Not one drop of empathy, ever!

[@HabiburIHaveSeenItAll]

Hey deadbeat dummy libtards, how much money Trump should have send to another liberal wasteful incompetent deadbeat island Puerto Rico that would have prevented large death toll considering their infrastructures are terrible and government is in big deep debt? "Trump Asks Congress for $4.9 Billion To Help Puerto Rico Rebuild The territory, whose 3.4 million residents are American citizens, declared bankruptcy in May."

[@laurettelaliberte8864]

Habibur IHaveSeenItAll Perhaps trump shouldn't have contributed to the debt when he left Puerto Rico with a 33 million dollar tab for his failed golf course there.

[@richardvinsen2385]

Habibur IHaveSeenItAll Again, English please.

[@FauxTitle]

Anybody notice how Eric Trump completely redid his appearance to look less ridiculous? Probably one of my favorite parts of the episode

[@JadenKaye]

Fellow Texans, get your butts out and vote Beto! We’ve suffered Cruz’s presence long enough, especially as he’s repeatedly kowtowed to Trump time and time again. What man sucks up to a man who insults both his wife and his father.

[@_JayRamsey_]

Sincerely, who bows to a man who has insulted one's wife and father?? It's ridiculous. What principles could you possibly expect Cruz to have after doing such a thing? I'd think GOP-leaning "family values" citizens would react harshly to Cruz' inability to defend his family from a bully. We shall see, but I'm not holding my breath. Were I a Texan, I'd definitely be voting Beto, if that wasn't obvious.

[@GetToDaChoppa-k5r]

Do you think Cruz cares about those old insults? He only cares about Trump's policies.

[@vidpie]

He only cares about staying in office.

[@morijames1380]

I live in Texas and I’ll be voting for Beto in November!!

[@mercygrrl]

Early voting is almost a month away for Harris County. I'm not waiting until Nov to cast my vote for Beto.

[@Starkada]

Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because.... ...he hadn't finished coloring them yet

[@zyxw2024]

president? lol

[@lisapedersen8669]

Nice

[@ShelleHolley]

Rotflmao

[@Gabriellyn1950]

And no one bothered telling him what colors to use to color the flag.

[@CoryMck]

Funny, but let's not forget that My New Order by Adolf Hitler was the only book he ever read. www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8

[@shockadelica8661]

Seth looks so annoyed/exhausted by Trump😂😂 Like we all are.

[@RBruno-jh7np]

SHOCKA DELICA: Yeah, but he keeps talking about him.

[@jcdc1824]

He knows how we all feel, exhausted, spent, burnt out and really kinda done with the shite-show. But I can't look away!!!!!

[@Clansy74]

Exactly what I thought! Watching him since the beginning of his show he was against Trump from the first second,but now he's becoming angry. Don't get me wrong... it's perfectly understandable, that's how billions of people all around the world feel!

[@MasterhpIke]

Makes me proud of Trump.

[@shockadelica8661]

R. Bruno He gives everybody in the media soooo much to talk about because of his chaotic behavior/White House.

[@sarahmeek530]

Please have Beto O'Rourke on the show as your guest or do a segment on him. You wouldn't believe the energy he is generating down here in Texas and we need all the help we can get to defeat the Zodiac Killer in November.

[@Pursuepeace0715]

that was funny.. Go Beto you my vote

[@darkpepsi]

Yes, Seth needs Beto on his show for sure. Beto was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert the other night and it was good to see what he is doing right.

[@mercygrrl]

And Seth's fan base is perfect for Beto.

[@Zauriel98]

Damn straight. His interview on Colbert was eye-opening.

[@WildwoodClaire1]

I think Paul Ryan's obsequious reaction to Trump's predictably demented comments was far more disgusting than anything Trump had to say. Anyone with a functioning brain realizes Trump is not quite sane. These days Trump sounds like he's reading a script written by the late Ed Wood: "for we are all interested in the future because THAT is where we'll be spending the REST of our lives."

[@fathertime273]

I'll say it again; oh Seth Meyers, how I love thee!

[@buch1224]

Just do this. Whatever people say, expect trump to say it's a lie. Believe the other person.

[@michaelfarrell4824]

Genuinely surprised he hasn't claimed the Earth is flat yet...

[@FutureChaosTV]

Oh, but that would clash with his wet dream SPACE FORCE, LIKE THE AIRFORCE BUT IN SPACE. Words of a kindergarden kid.

[@camelsheit_on_the_walls446]

For all the Americans who just had their "president" tell them that all their suffering and their loss of loved ones is just a made up thing to make him look bad; My deepest sympathy ! I hope you can manage to, if not ignore him; pity him. Pity him for the most pathetic excuse for a human being there is. He definitely does not deserve to be thought of by you as your "president". Must be better to consider yourselves president-less, until something drastic happens that will restore the white house to its not dystopian state.

[@FM-dk1vp]

camelshit I am an American however, I am a Christian first and I have hate for evil doers who allow evil to work and thrive in them. I hate trump and this evil government. Devil get thee behind US!

[@michelesanchez6828]

Honestly, here in Puerto Rico we are so tired of incompetent politicians that nothing fases us anymore.

[@FM-dk1vp]

christian davis says a fool with no comprehension.

[@davidmurphy8236]

Were you folks ever able to recover after Ttump ruined your Country? - Here in Canada, we couldn't believe that He was letting the Territory of the US slide into such disarray. Actually, I couldn't believe that He didn't know that it was. Carmen Yulín Cruz as far as I was concerned worked really hard to get the help needed, too bad that Ttump was in office...

[@heredownunder]

When the movie comes out about Trump in the White House, it has to be a comedy!

[@Scarabswarm]

"Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die." The difference between the two is distance and time. So the first film will likely be a drama, but eventually there will be a comedy.

[@miguelmaldonado4433]

At the moment its a horror film!

[@georgeb.wolffsohn30]

It'll be a children's cartoon.

[@vitowash3687]

Just impeach & lock him up.

[@ManicEightBall]

... at the behest of the American people!

[@demigodstatus]

I think I had a stroke watching Trump talk.

[@sydneymarshall3204]

demigodstatus I think TRUMP had a stroke while he talked.

[@josephepps7805]

I was flaccid

[@boondocksdragon8959]

demigodstatus Nah, that burnt toast smell is coming from inside his head, not yours. ✌💚

[@seashell1286]

Pro tip, Watch about 2 minutes of Obama say "Nazis are bad." You'll feel better. I've been there, buddy.

[@eugenemulhern7946]

Trump is like a stroke carrier. Listening to him will definitely cause a few blood vessels to burst

[@twinodoom]

Wait, when the hell did Eric get out of the basement?

[@mspenney3]

For what he has to say he should've stayed in there. I'm shocked Seth didn't say "father no"

[@rax816]

@@mspenney3 he can't even any more

[@MELTESSY]

😂😂

[@LeesaDeAndrea]

North Carolina has still not recovered from the effects of hurricane Matthew, in late 2016. North Carolina asked tRump's government for about $900 million in aid. But were only granted about $100 million.

[@pinkrose5796]

Did they vote for Trump? You get what you pay for.

[@raykhan7836]

Hey he was going to make things great again how great is it now But her emails but her email at least she had a soul

[@darkashtar]

I live in NC and I damn sure didn't vote for the moron in Chief.

[@darkashtar]

It's not my fault the electoral college is outdated and sucks. I voted Hillary, though I'd have preferred Bernie.

[@pietrojenkins6901]

I thought we were told we'd be tired of winning?

[@fthat8780]

Forget trump , take back the congress as to stop the damage being done to our environment, education, healthcare, etc. vote darn it, vote.

[@williamfroh8830]

Make America Great Again Impeach Trump

[@geewiz8253]

William Froh Omg...people that are against him now that have that hat should add that on it! 🧢

[@pano3607]

Gizzmose2002 This’ll be a strong “it’s not up to you anyway” 😉

[@lawrencesmith4960]

And then what happens? Hillary resumes selling the country down the road. Starts bombing the middle east again...hmm 7 countries down only a few to go. Open the borders let em all in, so you can pay for it, on your medical and life insurance. Who needs to check them....that wouldn't nice. Hell, even Hillary seriously supported the wall. KZbin search - hillary fence See hillary and bill express concern over the number of illegals entering. See hillary call for the construction of a new large fence, which sounds like a wall. When asked, would you send them all back, hear hillary clearly state, yes, i would send them all back

[@williamfroh8830]

Clarence Smith. i am sorry that you were sick every year on the days that your school taught the United States Constitution. To quickly fill you in the vice president would be next in line. The opposition candidate wouldn't take over. Trump has lied to America. In important and non important matters. Trump is an Adulterous leach. He cheated on his wife with former miss America. ;a porn actress:if his wife can't trust him how am i. most illegal aliens enter legally and use airports. Why do we need a wall ??? Congress knows this and there not going to fund this. Mexico not going to pay for the wall . That was just a lie Trump told us.

[@judithm.8191]

Great Material. Too funny. Keep them coming.

[@the_bottomfragger]

The one with chinese food was so hilariously accurate

[@RF-ng9xm]

Bad things can happen, yea we saw that movie when you, trump, were elected. Also already covering his ass in case things go really badly with this hurricane. After all it’s “nature”, never his fault.

[@SweatyShivers]

Hey!...It's my newest internet hero...... Plaid Shirt Guy!

[@alainarchambault2331]

lol, Should insert Plaid Shirt Guy behind Trump from now on, every time Trump says something stupid. That'll shut him up.

[@klaudheath2665]

Those hands man ....so funny ,cracks me up

[@1wolfdog1]

Trump says/does something stupid every day.

[@RetroBackslash]

Gizzmose2002 Only way you can defend Trump is by criticising Obama & Clinton?

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

And yet 45's cult followers are by his side each and every one of those days.

[@lawrencesmith4960]

Well at least the media say so. What do you think, anything original?

[@lawrencesmith4960]

@Gizzmose2002 Yes, i know but that doesn't seem to count. Get with the program.

[@RetroBackslash]

Gizzmose2002 So you were defending Trump by ‘comparing’... him to Obama & Clinton? 🤔

[@lawrencemckeon2842]

This will all be more amusing when the dotard is ousted. USA. USA. Justice Democrats, surpass the chumps.

[@thatsathingrebekah]

Oh man. Now I want Chinese food.

[@formhubfar]

Yeah.., never mind the message.., go for the food!

[@thatsathingrebekah]

formhubfar ppssshhht. Get outta here. 🙄 The Chinese food helps comfort me during this waking nightmare that is our collective society. Crab rangoons bring me solace as I consider my own mortality while we all careen toward the inevitable entropy of humanity.

[@Inamichan]

Bruh my favorite Chinese restaurant closed down. They were some people whose visas expired and they were all living in one house that caught on fire killing a lot of workers. Because of this tragedy I haven’t had decent Chinese in a while 😭 I blame trump.

[@jimmyringz2550]

Seth really knows how to order...got me thinking why we never share and just selfishly take our Chinese food to our quarters and eat the lone item like heathens

[@thatsathingrebekah]

imanasaurus rex what a tragedy. I'm sorry for your loss

[@angelfaye101]

Hes just the worst. Puerto Rico was left without power for MONTHS! think about people with serious medical issues like those requiring dialysis or chemo. Even if someone didnt die as a result of all the flooding/hurricane exposure I'm sure they died due to the lack of medical treatment. So sad

[@traceypeterson3171]

That's true. The problem for Drumph is that he can't process the details of a subject. It wouldn't occur to him that those problems you stated would happen after the storm. He has never known privation, except in his intellect. What a sad excuse for a human being.

[@angelfaye101]

Peterson agreed 100%

[@goodday381]

How funny blaming trump for this devastation and how did Puerto Rico get that number

[@MrStipr22]

@@goodday381 Puerto Rico isnt blaming trump for a natural disaster .....how him and his administration handle the suffering of my people then...yes

[@MrStipr22]

@@goodday381 that number came from an university George Washington

[@DaveLucas427]

Every time Trump opens his mouth or gets on Twitter he demonstrates what a petty, vindictive, little man he really is. What's worse is that so many people think he personifies American leadership. And if there is a "blue wave" in November Trump will whine, "The election was rigged!" Pathetic doesn't even begin to describe him.

[@hydrasiren1118]

Exactly, I don't need any so-called fake news to spin me any narratives when his own tweets spell out so clearly what kind of man he is.

[@elouiseking5297]

David Lucas. You described hildabeast.

[@destroyer-fr4dz]

Funny how he just passed a bill where sanctions will be put on election meddlers.

[@LanceATL]

Yeah, you do realize you are literally against the majority of Americans, right? Yep, nothing more patriotic that wishing pain on your fellow Americans.

[@DaveLucas427]

Apparently your definition of leadership is different than mine. Mine does not include peddling hate, fear and anger. Mine does not include accusations of swindling and adultery; does not include a steady stream of falsehoods; it does not include childish name-calling with anyone who criticizes you, as is their right; does not mean politicizing the loss of life following a natural disaster. If this is how you define leadership, you are to be pitied.

[@nicw3251]

That McConnell impression!😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

So now death isn't death? I can't. I just can't.

[@Droemar]

I mean, to be fair, it hasn't been in terms of healthcare coverage for like, a long time.

[@michaelpreston233]

He meant to say, ''Wasn't instead of Was !

[@marshallboice4629]

Remember, the island is inaccessible meaning it's unihabitable. Hence nobody died. Easy peasy. Meanwhile look at the economy!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Marshall Boice in accsessable doesn’t mean uninhabitable. Japan is proof.

[@marshallboice4629]

@@mlpfanboy1701 Thanks. I need help with the word pedant too.

[@aprilwearsgucci]

Trump please don't come to NC and throw paper towels at me. On another note, everyone who's in Hurricane Florence path please stay safe.

[@wobeck]

You're in luck, April. Trump is thinking about making another trip to Puerto Rico where he will throw dirt in the faces of the audience. They can use it to bury their 3000 dead. What more do they expect? Trump gave Puerto Rico 5 rolls of paper towels and will toss them 5 handfuls of dirt to bury their victims. He is so generous!

[@flyingchariot9080]

aprilweargucci, you are pitiful with your gloom and doom. you are clueless, and need to do more research, and not listen to garbage like this. no joke. I feel very very sorry and so sad for those that have been compromised, and speak trash about the present potus! no respect for anyone nowadays! look up gateway to victory blog,and read away. hope this will help you, cause I know you deserve better than what you think is good,when it is actually tainted with evil..

[@wobeck]

morning gIory stfu, gory. You haven't a clue. You don't understand what April is saying, and you actually believe Trump's lies and nonsense. Don the Con is a pos, a traitor, an ignoramus, a lying racist con artist. No decent, educated person on Earth has any respect for the Mango Mussolini, and that's a fact, jack. But absolutely we all, every one of us, have respect for lots of people ... honest people, educated people, competent and ethical people, good people. Absolutely we respect them. But we have no respect at all for the opposite of those people ... the dishonest, uneducated, incompetent, unethical, low-life fucking creepos ... in short, Republicans. Donald Trump is a lying, incompetent, thieving, cheating, racist pos and he is the fount of evil in this country, and all those who support him, including you, are his evil, treacherous, lying, misguided, gullible little minions. Begone, morning gory! We have seen the face of evil, and it is YOU!

[@flyingchariot9080]

shinaanish, bs to you man. i am not a republican!, and look how you start conversation with stfu!!! respectful person. yep! I understand what she said, I just added. dufus.......lol . wow! you are a funny turd too. thanks for this laughable comment. :-@. I am not mad, it is funny. you have not seen the face of evil yet dude.... let us hope you are spared from the deep staters! being ugly is your game.:-) do not worry, for when you see the truth, We wil lbe here to help and support you .:-)..... take care and my best! gory to u.ha! ha! so funny man! like your spunk, really I do. good bantering today. hey, maybe seth will hire you as a writer. :-) take care

[@joeshmoe9233]

hey look! i found the racist. elouisa king don't you have a cross burning or a pig picking to get to? why don't you just waddle along in your pointy hood and leave the decent people alone.

[@schlossneuschwanstein1801]

"...melted pumpkin guts!" LOL. This 'Closer Look' was inspired! Great job!

[@stephaniecapelache8502]

When he speaks (trump) I have a feeling he’s talking like a toddler, just repeating the way someone might have explained It to him :|

[@haasher10]

Did trump just say don’t play games with the hurricane!?! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ yes because GAMES is what should be on your minds when it comes to hurricanes

[@CoryMck]

Hunter, you not be aware of Florida google.com/search?&q=florida+irma+memes

[@michaelanderson5747]

"Observe humans, do what they do." :Ted Cruz

[@MRayner59]

You mean like firing an automatic rifle with the barrel wrapped in bacon?

[@CoryMck]

He should have just asked for people to clap for him.

[@princessbuttercup8954]

Running neck and no neck 😂😂😂

[@dtschuor459]

Love the Donnie Jr. vase story! The BEST!

[@lyndaturner9294]

So well done, thank you!

[@vandayshataylor4096]

“You don’t know ...but we know”..... I’m not sure but this is the funniest thing he’s said.

[@schlossneuschwanstein1801]

It's so revealing, isn't it. Said with the conviction of a real megalomaniac.

[@lwaves]

Have faith folks. Trump will save everyone from Florence. He'll go to the coast, whip his hair around and then Florence will turn around and run away in fear.

[@traceypeterson3171]

I wanna see Florence tear every friggin hair off his head.

[@lwaves]

I'd prefer head from body myself.

[@lawrencesmith4960]

What did Obama do for New Orleans? Help didn't even show up for days. The man in charge of Fema, dealing this disaster was a relative to some higher up, didn't know what he was doing and screwed up majorly. Obama cancelled a plan that would have helped build up a natural wall of plant life that would have absorbed some of the hurricanes force. You guys are incredible with your media driven selective thought process.

[@Zauriel98]

I will not watch him whip or nae nae.

[@traceypeterson3171]

WTF? The hurricane that damaged New Orleans happened during the Bush administration. Have you been living in a hole?

[@cherryblossom6496]

Omg so funny! Neck to no neck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidcopperfield-notthemag397]

Politicians should be forced to retire at 65. These politicians over 80 aren't really even here anymore. And they are supposed to be guiding the country? Normal people generally retire at 65. Why should these fossils get paid to sleep on the job? NO!

[@cherryfan0016]

I can NEVER be able to unsee Plaid Shirt Guy.

[@xy6845]

HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE THIS MISTAKE OF A PRESIDENT SERIOUSLY? like for real how can anyone take him seriously

[@premaritalbread6824]

The poeple who have an understanding of how good of a job he's doing despite the hilarious amount of lies and degenerates surrounding him

[@faithcastillo9597]

Did Mitch just get choked up!? Was he gonna cry? Could it be he finally realizes the total bankruptcy of his party?

[@maureenfricke4181]

Trump truly lost his mind

[@omarreyes7626]

you cannot lost what was never there in the first place

[@hoodfella166]

Maureen Fricke he had a mind??

[@FerrickAnima]

Obi Trump Kenobi try saying that again because nothing you wrote made any sense

[@lucist]

Ferrick Unfortunately, that's the best "Lil' Obi" can do. Seems like he's a chip off the old Trump!

[@TV-jn4dh]

He could be just trolling, no president can be that dumb.

[@janmay4598]

Thank you Mr Meyers for keeping us sane through your lighthearted reporting on a very dark reality. All the best to the citizens of the USA ~ from Canada.

[@Gigifrancetexas]

Keep doin you Seth. Thank you man.

[@MrAFORCEONE]

Baby Trump is out again mumbling his biggest stash of vocabulary. Bigly !!!!

[@RobbieBackpacking]

The crazy thing is other studies from Harvard and elsewhere have the death toll far higher

[@destroyer-fr4dz]

Their study included total death in the months around Maria. So if you die old, that would still count as a death on Marias part

[@RobbieBackpacking]

@@destroyer-fr4dz you need to get out of your bubble. If you need power to keep your ventilator running (and it goes out because of power lines being destroyed,) or you need medicine and the roads are blocked, or a tree falls on you, that's hurricane related. Trump just denies reality. Furthermore, these study ALREADY ACCOUNTED for those deaths.

[@destroyer-fr4dz]

@@RobbieBackpacking Really? How lets say you die of old age, but people think it is medical issues that cant be addressed because Maria? Are they going to review 3000 profiles? Yes exactly if a tree falls on you its a hurricane death toll. But dying from lets say a wild bear after the hurricane doesnt relate to the hurricane. There are soooo many ways things can happen. I dont think its only though. Maybe a few hundred, but definitely not 3000

[@RobbieBackpacking]

@@destroyer-fr4dz there are statistics from years and years back that calculate how many people die seasonally regardless of weather and based on population age. Academics (not Democrats) do these unbiased studies and reach a number. Just cause you don't understand the process doesn't make it any less true. MSNBC and CNN have done a great job explaining how they've arrived at those numbers, I encourage you to watch.

[@destroyer-fr4dz]

@@RobbieBackpacking the same cnn that gave a basically 0% of trump winning? How reliable

[@Dachusblot]

Trump's doofy speech about the hurricane would have been cute if it came out of my half-senile grandpa. Coming out of the guy who's in charge of the country... uh, not so much. P.S. Stay safe in the hurricane, everyone! Don't forget, it's not only tremendously big, but also tremendously wet! (But seriously, good luck you guys)

[@yoko3891]

the delivery on the ted cruz not-here-complement joke was great.

[@lillysweet8016]

You are so good at it Seth

[@Unpopularopinionbutitsok]

Jesus man . When you think of trump , you just start hating everyone who still supports him .

[@naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039]

I don't care for 45 or his Cult.

[@peterfaber9316]

It's getting difficult to make new jokes about him, isn't it? It's the same thing over and over again with him. He is so predictable even the storm is considering to go to washington.

[@abpanda1596]

Lol I spilled coffee out of my mouth at the behest part. My father is the be-a-hest president hahahah

[@brianhamilton4692]

I’m obviously new to these and can’t turn them off 😂😂 Sky lamp!??? 🤣🤣

[@TheKenington]

Comedy at its best. Just amazing this guy...

[@andrewhall7457]

Soooooo how much flagrant bastardry is it going to take to turn people away from this guy?

[@alvinsimon1645]

MAGA was a slogan to get elected. Show us accomplishments that are verifiable, not excuses. MAGA no more, please.

[@aliservan7188]

I just worked out who Eric reminds me of... Tooms (anyone who knows X Files knows what I mean)

[@strangeangel235]

ali Servan I was hoping to forget about Tooms. Now I never will.

[@cheriehall9066]

Still LMAO Neck and NO Neck Lol, the Mitch McConnell impression was hilarious! LOL

[@yousufjamil5892]

Good stuff Seth!

[@bernardstrikesenemy8564]

Best one ever!! Dot dot dot dot. Love you Seth

[@chrismason947]

Eric Trump was fathered by Gary Busey.

[@LanceATL]

Two things. One, I can buy that. Two, Gary Busey just threw up in his mouth a little bit.

[@Zorobbabel]

😂😂😂

[@melvinbaker8865]

Seth's impersonations of trump isnt the best I've heard but its the funniest!!

[@hayleehaux2458]

I really like Trevor Noah's

[@schlossneuschwanstein1801]

Yeah, because he makes him sound like the moron that he is.

[@hardkore360]

@@hayleehaux2458 Im the opposite, hate Trevor's but like Seth's

[@GayatrriBorpatraGohain]

Ooh! That plaid shirt guy!! Savage response 😂😂😂👍

[@KTKZon58]

"You never know, but we know..."😂😂😂

[@RobbieBackpacking]

8:18 So true Seth! We're still learning the full extent of Russian meddling, Cambridge Analtica and porn star payoffs.

[@Jeyshara]

He sounds like my grandma in her first stages of alzheimers...

[@Jeyshara]

I mean this for real, you can basically see how he's trying not to loose his tought and what to say next.

[@geewiz8253]

He’s simply an narcissistic idiot who doesn’t realize he is.

[@elouiseking5297]

Maerad. That's funny. Without a teleprompter, obama stuttered, grunted his speeches, making no sense.

[@elouiseking5297]

Gee Wiz. You have described obama. He acted like he was a monarch, pushing through illegal executive orders. His speeches were all about him. Even today, he praises only himself. Sad to see so many worshipping evil in the open.

[@christopherdunne4048]

@@elouiseking5297 Gosh that's really over the edge. I thought nothing would shock me

[@willtothet]

OMG THE PUERTO RICO THING IS HUGE AND YOU MINIMIZE IT. UNREAL. You have him on something serious where you could be serious but you ignore it. Are you kidding me. UNREAL

[@lawrencesmith4960]

How can Trump lie with numbers being quoted, different from every source that is referenced. The original numbers reported were from an official source in Puerto Rico and matched immediate numbers dead we were told. If other numbers are follow up estimates, do they mean anything. Which estimates refer tobimmediate death, which are extrapolations of death from longer term issues? This was a disaster, people die. Was their corruption internally on food dispensement? Do you know? Why is this brought up now...just before an elective vote? I would bet if you are truly honest, you haven't a clue. Im not saying i do, but at least im asking, other than bias, whats your excuse?

[@larrysmith2638]

Trump said he was busy raising billions of dollars for Puerto Rico. Funny, I don't remember seeing that telethon. WTF did he mean by that statement?

[@iamjro]

That Mitch impersonation was spot on! 😂

[@jasonallen3678]

Neck and no neck with ted Cruz 😅.It would be poetic justice if he lost too.

[@gloriac4224]

Trumps just crazy!

[@gloriac4224]

@Gizzmose2002 It don't bother me what you say about any of those people. All I know is trump is nutso! Read Fear if you have any brains left.

[@gloriac4224]

Gizzmose2002, it matters to me trump is very unstabed! Money won't matter if you're not here to spend it.

[@larrywhite4022]

I wish mitch would go away too.

[@jedimasterspidermad5173]

That metaphor was hilarious 🤣 best closer look ever 🤙👍

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"Don't play games with it." Well, here was me, thinking about inviting the hurricane to a board games evening, but I guess not then, eh?

[@ronsauceify]

Vote vote vote Vote vote vote Vote vote vote. Get the cheeto out

[@JuanRivera-ec7on]

Ain't we lucky he loves PUERTO RICO ?

[@carlosmorales-zy8ov]

Old people shouldn't be in government they should in a elderly home

[@c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889]

This man's impersonation are spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@seandknutson]

"Bernie Sanders got so excited his hair combed itself" 😂🤣😂 Seth was on a roll for this one!