Trump Picks J.D. Vance for VP, Biden Holds "Tense" Zoom Call: Late Night's News of the Week

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Trump Picks J.D. Vance for VP, Biden Holds "Tense" Zoom Call: Late Night's News of the Week
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[@Zimani08]

I am jonesing so bad for a dose of Seth’s humor. There is SO much for him to catch up on, and we’re only halfway through this break. Only way to catch up will be another show length A Closer Look. Can’t wait. No seriously, I cannot wait, that’s why I’m here.

[@Arbee1000]

Same…I’ve really been missing his nightly takes during the crazy past couple of weeks!

[@StarsAndAngels]

Can't wait for a closer look to the max!

[@Nixxistixxxxi]

Imo they have taken way too many breaks this year..

[@Dadalelo]

every time something big happens he takes a break, it's like he's doing it on purpose .

[@mgjk]

​@@Dadalelo I come back here to make sure the algorithm hasn't forgotten to send me a video.

[@etiopisk4life]

ITS BEEN 84 years Seth!! We need you back!!

[@Goblinkatie]

I genuinely dislike the Olympic Games now simply because Seth got back-seated for them by NBC.

[@Quackenblatz]

Now that calling the MAGA crowd weird has caught on, we need a super-cut of every time Seth referred to them as "deeply weird."

[@anniepiesky]

Whenever Seth takes a break it seems like all sorts of crazy stuff goes down 😂😂😂

[@jimihowiko3693]

Nobody expected that Idiocracy would become reality so early.

[@Raymond-gs5nd]

Yes like men can have babies 👌🏻

[@GrandmaBev64]

As soon as dt started talking about running, I knew and have been saying it ever since! To think this is the best they can do is pretty scary! How can people have so much hate for their fellow humans?

[@miikamiinala4833]

RNC been lying last 20 years. Scaramucci said it best that strong lies ia what US elctrota prefers to actual policy or achievement.

[@cerd6292]

Well. Everyone outside of the US saw you as “idiocracy” for years now …since “weapons of mass destruction”. You just didn’t know ‘because you are suck in it.

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

Mike Judge knew all along. Lol 😎

[@SuperToughnut]

Correction: Seth had another two week break? Less vacations; more funny ha ha. Politics-wise, these times are not good to be on vacation. You'll get another week off in a month. Seriously, we miss you!

[@KuueenKumi]

Didn't he JUST come back from vacation? Jesus. He wonders why he doesn't have a Ben & Jerry's flavor yet - maybe he should work more

[@wbwayne8887]

That Trump "sole-less," joke was pure gold. 😂

[@robertmendez2129]

If you see this, please send positive vibes my way. I’ve been struggling with health issues for years and could use your prayers.

[@cptbaker]

JD Vance lookin like a Funko Pop version of himself 😂

[@MF-qf7bs]

That beard is such a pathetic attempt to hid his face's chubbiness. Doesn't even help.

[@PavlovsDog-yf1wu]

Mr. Vacation needs to be replaced with someone who really wants the job.

[@preetamnmims]

So heartwarming to read all these positive messages. God bless you all.

[@dukeallen432]

Seth not on air?!?!? Really. He can take vacation Nov 8th.

[@justjackie7272]

13 days !!! Come on Come back 😢😢😢

[@kpr2]

Can't wait for you folks to come back. As usual, all the craziest stuff happens when you're not around, lol.

[@kirbygamer9291]

Been seeing comments about where Seth Meyers is. Just want to point out that the Olympics are why we're not getting new episodes this week as well as next week. Don't know why there weren't any last week but there you go.

[@minerva3605]

see, I TOLD you something would happen if Seth went on vacation

[@zaaz1471]

Really missing you Seth... your humor during these times really helps me cope. 😢

[@cs.dean.02]

You actually think he’s funny??

[@zaaz1471]

@@cs.dean.02 i do :)

[@finger7565]

Are you coping from having illegal migrants sleeping at your home?

[@finger7565]

​@@cs.dean.02Absolutely not funny

[@StephL1111]

Somebody said the other day that JD Vance looked like a psychotic CareBear. 😂

[@GrandmaBev64]

How funny, because now that you say it, it's so true! Or the mean bear on Toys 3. Lol

[@StephL1111]

@@GrandmaBev64 Yes! 😂😂

[@SIXITHS]

Now that is good, but I still think the description "a youth pastor who is about to have his computer seized by the FBI" fits best.

[@randyhowey7414]

Seth for Secretary of State !! 🤣🤣

[@mammawlee]

👏🏽👏🏼👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼

[@finger7565]

Let him sleep over your house

[@bridgeseller]

How many breaks fonthey take? Jeezus. Wish I had a job where I could work for a week and have a long time off.

[@billm6730]

Of all times to not do a Nick Cage joke. It was a dinosaur bone for sale.

[@lynnlamusga]

I believe this complaint is #CORRECTIONS worthy (ya dang jackal) 😆🤣🤣

[@annestewart5741]

Agreed! To both comments!! (comment & reply, technically 🐾💕) This was my 1st thought, too. Could NOT believe he didn't say it. I'm still in shock. lol

[@mammawlee]

😂

[@rheajoshi4162]

I agree! That’s how I thought the joke would go, and I was a bit disappointed when it didn’t.

[@sethie_shots]

Where the hell is Seth this week?!

[@randyhowey7414]

Another Break and reruns again already ? What the Hell , Guys ?

[@chrisprescott2273]

So I guess Seth is on vacation AGAIN. The most momentous things happen every time he takes a week off and he does it often. EDIT: Please tell me he didn't take a three week vacation.

[@mmc8899]

Why does Seth go on vacation every time there's a major news story? He was gone for 2 weeks, then back for a week and now gone again?

[@calibby85]

It's funny how the bleep is on the hole not the ass😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

That happens a lot.

[@jgibbs2020]

You're on vacation again!? Dude lol

[@aiai-j7i]

Dude, NOT a good week to take a break!!!

[@ilovepdub]

this week isnt either

[@charledenne7613]

Taking multiple breaks like this is how you lose an audience

[@ilovepdub]

long breaks too. I dont get it

[@Zimani08]

@@charledenne7613 you know the Olympics are on NBC, right?

[@stevereber3358]

So does Menendez run as a republican now/

[@godmadnezz]

😂😂😂😂 he's saying all the right things 😂😂😂

[@stephaniesanderson6190]

Good comment!

[@natchezbone]

He’s way to crooked to be a Republican.

[@enricogattone432]

Classic example of bad timing, if he switched parties a couple of months ago, now he would be a VP nominee

[@ohanawavy]

Man these jokes been on fire 🙂‍↕️ thanks Seth

[@TheDottiep]

It is causing me actual physical pain that you are not here this week! Olympics Schmolympics, who needs them?

[@sparkyheberling6115]

@TheDottiep Are you saying that Seth is attending the Olympics? And will be gone for another week?

[@TheDottiep]

​@sparkyheberling6115 not, to my knowledge, attending- but show is preempted for Olympics coverage for another week😫😫😫

[@sparkyheberling6115]

@@TheDottiep Oh, I forgot that the Olympics gets late-night coverage. Bummer.

[@MadDragon75]

"Soulless" 😆👍

[@zenseed75]

You are the only one who literally makes me LOL.

[@klombos7339]

These comments are like a breath of fresh air. Thank you for the kind words.

[@mr.pringle8466]

Another vacation..? I give up

[@23pounce]

Oy, Seth! PLEASE do more "Stories We Need Right Now" We need them now more than ever.

[@MohsinKhawaja66666]

Why am i having flashbacks about my blanket and the blue in it and thi midnight blue 💙 🔵 that im wearing in my "ball room" said trump ...

[@billm6730]

I haven’t watched yet, but this week’s Corrections better have a shout out to Graphics for that one. Honestly I’m surprised the joke didn’t make Surprise Inspection, but here we are.

[@KrazyTheiA]

Rudy's stumble came from the punch line. His rosy cheeks wasn't because of embarrassment

[@kinss1]

Rudy ; There’s plenty of well known people in Alcoholics Anonymous…

[@whocares2087.1]

No, he's not capable of feeling embarrassed

[@hammerrane5845]

To all the kind souls here, please keep me in your thoughts and prayers as I work towards better health.

[@sandramathe164]

Vance was picked BECAUSE he once called trump, 'Americas Hitler'! Trump took that as a great compliment.

[@lynnlamusga]

Whoa, you just blew my mind. That's the God's honest truth. Which is depressingly sad. How did I not see that? Of course he would take it as a complement.

[@jryecart8017]

DEMOCRAT SPENDING $86.6 trillion in spending over 10 years. $120 billion in new taxes on American energy producers. $900 million to expand the EPA. $11 billion for President Biden’s commitment to “international climate finance”. $4.4 billion for the Department of Homeland Security’s “climate resilience programs”. $8 billion in mandatory funding for AmeriCorps’ American Climate Corps (ACC) initiative to support an additional 50,000 ACC members annually by 2031 to “mobilize a new, diverse generation of… climate resilience workers.” SOURCE, HOUSE BUDGET COMMITTEE

[@natchezbone]

🤡

[@h8GW]

I didn't want to break 69 likes, but this is too damn good and I'd prefer it was me.

[@mandyinseattle]

9:44 Correction: "the balance in which this joke hangs in" is one too many "in."

[@ChristinaRicks144]

I’d vote for you, Seth Meyers, as Secretary of State! Do it!

[@johnsmith8981]

Seth we told you not to go, we told you something big would happen while you were gone.

[@Robert-mls]

That dinosaur sold for 44 million

[@icantollie]

The best jokes are those where Seth's inner Andy Samberg comes out in the impression after the punchline

[@DetectiveMaxHamm]

The Soul less sneaker joke and the blocking all the swimmers joke still cracks me up

[@ThestuffthatSaralikes]

0:45 THAT’SIT!! I couldn’t figure out resemblance… and no offense to Mr Ferrell, but he looks like a fat bearded Will Ferrell at some angles. Poor Will Ferrell.

[@lynnlamusga]

LOL, I can see Will Ferrell doing a JDV parody on SNL. That would be hilarious. Like Seth said... kzbin.infoUgkxcXyTUU5EbQPFXbZjnSf7XuJh7BMMWiK6?si=2vlL4bc8cwDmaref

[@alumpyhorse]

now I can’t unsee it. Poor Will Ferrell indeed

[@bome9719]

I love how a giant national network is like “ we can’t do Olympics AND late night shows at the same time!” Seriously wtf?

[@lindaswanson9328]

Rock tumbler correction coming. Come on, Seth. It's more popular than you think.😉🤣

[@vickiep4217]

Sheesh. Seth, Stephen and Jimmy are all away and the big stuff happens. They shouldn't be allowed more time off. At least the Daily Show gives a bit of a fix!

[@Franklinplatt64]

“Did you spend the night in a rock tumbler” is the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.

[@tahraludwig950]

It was the funky doll that had me laughing the hardest!

[@manipuladoresdafe]

This is so well done.

[@TVFilmFriends]

It’d be a tragedy if a whole effin' team of people couldn’t put together a halfway decent show.

[@wayneeathorne7141]

Rock tumbler!! 🤣

[@kellyburket6955]

Also known as a brass polisher.

[@annestewart5741]

Brilliant, huh?! 😆 He's looking very "polished" & "shiny" now! 😳🙄🤣🤪

[@NamitaRani-im4qf]

These comments have really lifted my spirits. You’re all amazing!

[@GoncalodeAraujo]

I’m in awe of this video.

[@elgamartinez8771]

I'm in need of your prayers and support. Please keep me in your thoughts as I navigate my health journey.

[@TheAnarchitek]

JD Vance is the Geraldine Ferraro of 2024.

[@coleconrad2543]

Poor Seth, always on break when anything of note happens

[@1in6win]

Myers really took off at the worst time. He’s gonna have SO MUCH to catch up on.

[@juancarlosmendoza2566]

Such a captivating upload.

[@gbjr1978]

who do I need to talk to about getting more Seth. GEEZ.

[@jkap34]

Umm, Seth, 🤓 Hawkeye is a master marksman and swordsman. He doesn't JUST do arrows

[@Myron90]

I wonder where they will begin after the hiatus is over...

[@Omni0404]

1:40 I watched every show this week but legitimately don't remember this joke lol

[@williamsimonds5429]

Seth, you are the best . . . . and funniest. Best writers ever.

[@sskillie1]

Mustard pants needs to serve his sentence

[@lindaswanson9328]

Seth is on 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@annestewart5741]

Seth *& writers! 👏🤩🔥🔥🔥

[@yasserabd-ig1nk]

The production value is so high. It's like watching a professional show.

[@lenkacfk7155]

So, Seth, how was your break? Nothing much happened while you were gone, right? 😂😂😂

[@Toxicalice]

Seth, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you look like the live action version of Mr. Burns in your twilight years.

[@FernandoOceano-fu2ej]

I'm reaching out for your prayers and support. Please keep me in your thoughts for a speedy recovery.

[@ItcourseSupportuz]

The dedication and hard work really pay off in these videos.

[@justjackie7272]

AUGUST 12TH SEEMS TO LONG 😢 BUT I GOTTA WAIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !!!! hurry up August 13th 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@mgjk]

I almost watched Colbert!

[@SweenyLand]

Same man, times are tough, I watched him for like a few minutes then remembered how much worse he'd gotten. At least the daily show is putting out some decent content!

[@mariexichen1136]

With the craziness going on, I really need Seth to come back! When he does, can we talk about JD Vance’s eyeliner? (ᵔ́ ꇴ ᵔ̀)л̵hahahahaha

[@JaneenFebles]

He looks like the Gerber Baby 😂

[@raylipschitz5297]

Cant wait to see Seth again next monday.

[@Goblinkatie]

It can’t get here fast enough.

[@plumerjr]

My wife and I just saw you at the Cape Cod Melody Tent(Hyannis ,Massachusetts), We loved your show. Thank you!

[@1fires1]

JD Vance is the son that Trump never had.

[@davewebb9452]

Everybody in Graphics gets a raise for that sheep.

[@erikg8526]

Oh boy, ya'll ready for tonight? I'm psyched, how the hell are they gonna cover the last three weeks

[@SweenyLand]

I am straight up JONESING

[@erikg8526]

@@SweenyLand THANK YOU! Like, first weekend off and Biden drops out I was like "THIS IS BECAUSE SETH IS ON BREAK, ISN'T IT??!"

[@dravencastle284]

How would you and your brother like to go on a walk with me. Call it a road trip. Lol

[@annestewart5741]

Gotta invite Kevin Nealon along, too. 😁 (Hey, are you Australian? A Walkabout came to mind when you said that!)

[@dravencastle284]

@@annestewart5741 no but I will be soon.

[@dravencastle284]

@@annestewart5741 look for these.

[@annestewart5741]

@@dravencastle284 Depending on Nov. results?

[@JasonDeline]

Why do I keep getting new content badges for this channel when there isn't any?

[@TheAnnArnold]

Dang! Vacation again!????

[@lorrainelonardo975]

Missed your Closer Look and News!!

[@anro7137]

Graphics, you made my Friday night!

[@GalakStarscraper]

Please come back soon Seth!

[@AnimeGirl-fc1ni]

'hate to be that guy but.....JD Vance looks EXACTLY like Taran Killam from ABC's Single Parents and I hate that so much! I really liked the show and Taran's character Will Cooper. He is literally the opposite of Vance, dude really spoke to my amateur "weather boi" heart and now Vance has ruined him for me forever! But enjoy your three-week break, Seth and crew! And congrats on the well-deserved Emmy nomination! Even if you guys don't win you'll still have our love and support for making these past 10 years bearable and I think THAT really is something that can't be taken back. Peace! 😋❤✌

[@toolshed1979]

Please help me Seth. I am in serious need of more of your Rudy Giuliani. I have a fever…

[@vlite7215]

There is so much to catch up on at this point.

[@annestewart5741]

Thursday... Bravo!!! You all *slayed*, Seth & writers! 👏🤩 For your consideration... 😁✨️🏆✨️

[@bobknip]

Why does KZbin keep showing a dot on this channel multiple times a day, as if there's something new, while there isn't? This has been happening for weeks (months?) and only with this channel in my subscriptions.

[@shannonfrey7311]

You all have made a difference with your kind words. Thank you!

[@DianiBichara]

Bananas are awesome!

[@samuelloyd2540]

Fellow Jackals, it's time for a Pointless Crocodile Fact. The Orinoco Crocodile is critically endangered with only 250-1500 left in the wild. #savethecrocs This has been a Pointless Crocodile Fact.