Trump’s Lie Count Hits 10,000 | The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

The Washington Post tallies over 10,000 lies told by President Trump, William Barr refuses to be a snitch at the hearing, and R. Kelly claims to be functionally illiterate.
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[@mikldude9376]

I think that lie count is utterly wrong , i cannot believe only 10,000 lies .

[@ralfhaggstrom9862]

There`s more ! ................

[@hamishthemack10]

@@ralfhaggstrom9862 can you guys give me 3? I cannot think of a single lie he told

[@d.molendijk1692]

@@hamishthemack10 Thats because you 'cannot think' ;) Or maybe your comment is meant to be funny?

[@d.molendijk1692]

@@hamishthemack10 Ok, just to give you one of his recent hilarious lies: he claimed his father was born in Germany. Well, he wasn't. So that was a lie. Got it, buddy?

[@hamishthemack10]

Wow he claimed him Dad was born in Germany, thats whats keeping you up at night? Obama lied about health care

[@syeda5825]

One can never have enough of Trevor Noah 😂

[@CapNChil]

Trevor did what colbert couldn't... A balloon shower

[@samroger2]

President didn't promise Trevor so..

[@luminatron]

Pretty sure Colbert has had a balloon shower when he announced his run for "President of the United States of South Carolina"... so... he's probably out of stock on balloons, we don't know.

[@aninfinitelyvixxedvip6]

@subodh chilwal my exact first thought hahahhahhahaa

[@backupplan6058]

Could have been worse, he could have arranged another shower for Colbert. One in which he is more familiar with.

[@catscratchfever7540]

balloons are not good!

[@NoRezos]

Stable genius, eh.... Yeah, remarkable numbers for a stable f**ing genius.

[@corbeau-_-]

pretty stable though xD

[@thaahirsamsodien9518]

Well done USA👏👏👏

[@DenLim123]

That GoT jab got me laughing so hard, haha

[@NewMessage]

He really missed his calling in the used car industry.

[@NyJoanzy]

It gets 50 hectares per gallon of karosene.

[@tigerstudios]

These are the end of days, aren't they ???

[@sefutho]

Yeah you are right, but it is still only the beginning.

[@fatherplatypus2316]

Trevor, Stephen Colbert calling, he wants his balloons shower XD

[@seriesjunkie0074]

Donald Trump: "I don't suffer from loss of reality... I enjoy it!"

[@azae00Vids]

first step to prove you are innocent is to hide stuff and not show up to court.. yep .. so much innocent

[@dimitriosdrossidis9633]

"WE ARE REACHING CRITICAL MASS!!!"

[@funkfridays2283]

Sometimes I think trump is just trolling us HARD

[@liztewliztew]

If he is trolling, then shouldn't he be tired of this mess after +2 years?

[@BB-kw5bz]

Seems like one giant prank. There must be some comedian behind it. It’s just getting too ridiculous.

[@allenrobinisaksen3012]

You never get tired of trolling

[@Smooshes786]

He doesn't care about anything but himself.

[@allenrobinisaksen3012]

We are all selfish, but it's better to say orange man bad to feel better about onself

[@Derekad55]

Lol the Eric jokes just keeps getting savage.

[@MG-kw1kb]

*10111 ??* That's South Africa's phone number for "police emergencies"... (like the US's "911" service)

[@nelleo2507]

This is funny and sad at the same time. 🤦‍♀️

[@artificialstupidity]

Those balloons are distracting😂😂Somebody pop 'em already

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

I was like PLEASE knock em off!

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

I see potential for a fun drinking game!! "EVERY TIME TRUMP LIES YOU GOTTA DRINK! 🤣

[@pauloandrade925]

I want to live dude

[@Sherkalyn]

Breaking news: "An ever increasing number of Americans are getting diagnosed with liver cirrhosis. It is expected that a lot more than reported also have the disease but cannot afford to see the doctor to get diagnosed."

[@pdkama]

Comedy Central has balloon budget 😀😀😀 unlike CBS 😅😅😅

[@chungdha]

Vegeta: It's over 10.000!!!

[@danyoung5072]

Eric, I'm the biggest liar in the American history ever! Eric: oh yeah, Dad. I envy you! That's why you are my favorite kid, Eric!!!

[@hamishthemack10]

@Elendil614 Obama lied frequently

[@MrSky-pm9zn]

@@hamishthemack10 I don't think it's as much as 10k

[@BB-kw5bz]

zakariya jaama He is about to start trade wars with every major (former) ally. This war will hit the US and many other countries harder than all other wars of the past 50 years combined. And he will shift the balance of power for the next decades and not in a good way. Yes Americans always start wars. We know that. The whole world hates them for that. Still not a reason try to beat the former presidents by being even more destructive.

[@MG-kw1kb]

Eric isn't his FAVORITE kid... Ivanka is clearly his favorite! (He said he would date her - if she wasn't his daughter)

[@danyoung5072]

@@MG-kw1kb You are right. That's a lie too. He said he would b**g her if she wasn't his daughter.

[@Badeayoade]

SO he is a Master now... 10000 Hour Rule LOL

[@chri2453]

When you watch Trevor because you think here you would be safe from GoT spoilers ...

[@BrainsApplied]

*Is anyone surprised?*

[@mikldude9376]

Only surprised the count is not way more .

[@jimp2315]

I am surprised Americans put up with the nonsense from tRump.... and the rest of his useless so called team.

[@sonictheporcipine]

Trevor Noah got his balloon cascade but Stephen Colbert didn't.

[@fncm3421]

10000 feels like a low number for this guy.

[@kevin-mm6qh]

Trevor my guy. you awesome. Proudly African from Zimbabwe

[@tawongamunyanduri5874]

Ohhh ukushayawo chingwa seni 😂😂😂😂

[@hamishthemack10]

How do you reconcile the fact Trevor is a racist?

[@mme.veronica735]

@@hamishthemack10 How is he a racist?

[@s.k.zuidema2873]

Akapenga Trevor!

[@playboicartiismydad4842]

@@hamishthemack10 How?

[@7thestate777]

Who'll pay for it????? His supporters..MEXICO!!! this one by itself was on loop button

[@thandekamabuza6782]

😂😂😂✋" and you are ?"😂😂

[@bcp6086]

We don't see this kind of celebration on daily show even on 4th of July.

[@GM-tg9qk]

IT'S OVER 9,000

[@DesertEagleV]

Haha American top cop : I ain't no snitch!

[@wellreadbull3740]

I have said it and will say it again! The daily show and LSSC meeting rooms are in the same building 😂🎈🎈🎈

[@BurnzieJuice]

UGE achievement! 👌

[@MrJake4400]

He said he's gonna build a wall.... A wall of lies

[@kabelomakokoane9843]

The HBO's lighting crew joke is amazing 😂😂😂

[@GM-tg9qk]

Over 9,000

[@kwanlinus6999]

It's over 9000!

[@timothyliow943]

WHAT 9000? THERE’S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT! But seriously, that’s a lot of lies in two and a half years.

[@nomvuladubazana4515]

That GOT bit is so true...I closed my blinds, switched off my lights but nothing helped! I was even considering returning my TV because I thought its brightness settings weren't working anymore😂!

[@jitusurrender3144]

Are they serious in their country, or the media and justice system thinks the people are dumb ?

[@strazer5728]

Is 10,000 more than the number that attended his inauguration???

[@MrFantocan]

Thanks so much Trevor! Episode 3 of Game of Thrones was fun but had so many let downs, not being able to see anything 3:10 was sooo lame, wasted potention to see the amazing undead army and 3 way dragon fight.

[@JordanFountain003]

0:35. You've been GIF'd.

[@augustinogeorgecloete8050]

lol lighting crew

[@hibricasabeth81]

Hey Trevor Stephen Colbert is looking for his balloons :)

[@bkingk8]

Is there an actual list of the lies.... ?

[@marinusdekok818]

Yes

[@bkingk8]

@@marinusdekok818 wow.... democracy is wonderful. Sigh

[@lencieroludhe1194]

only 10000? I though he'd be at 1 million by now.

[@stickymcjohnsonjr2962]

wow those balloons are distracting lol

[@cookification101]

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’ St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.’ ‘Oh’, said the man. ‘Whose clock is that?’ ‘That’s Mother Teresa’s’, replied St. Peter. ‘The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. ‘Incredible’, said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’ St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.’ ‘Where’s Donald Trump’s clock?’ asked the man. St Peter replied, ‘Jesus has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.’ Credit to whoever wrote it. I just copy pasted from internet which didn’t state the source.

[@raifikarj6698]

Is this a story template because i have been read it with many different version hindu, muslim and usual story about moral.

[@cookification101]

RAI F probably. There are so many variations.

[@mujahidadebisi9159]

Thats so original🙃

[@mohdmohtashim9841]

So that makes him an expert liar I guess, cause if 10,000 repetition s of a task can make an expert.

[@erroldjean]

Should be a sad moment no joy at all!

[@joseluisnietoenriquez6122]

Let's say that count is wrong, and it's not 12 lies a day during his presidency, but it's only 1 lie a day during his time in office. What if you lied to your boss just once everyday? what should the boss do? Fire the liar, obviously.

[@rosedruid]

That’s just 4 ones.... not that many. SMH 🤦‍♂️

[@vdiitd]

"If he was pinocchio he could tell how it smells like, in China". Didn't know Trevor was a flat earther 😜🤣🤣

[@ameennasar2583]

I think gravity affects your nose too 😅

[@WittyBitty]

This show was SO FUNNY i was doing the whoo whoo whoo whoo dance at work!!!

[@haran9104]

Must've done that dozens times more

[@luthandomsingizane5824]

But how does he tweet?

[@wolfgangnz3]

Why don't they just question Mueller himself instead of Barr?

[@noneofyourbusiness6309]

Very true Trevor ....I was looking for shadows to figure out who died in game of thrones...

[@fernshamim1584]

I remember in high school we counted the buffalos(broken english) the teachers had made per lesson and report at the weekend. Now I nearly got killed by laughter. Someone sure got time

[@aadityachoudhary5436]

I wonder what the number is now

[@TheKamilkrawczak]

And that's mostly about golf

[@sonictheporcipine]

1 is a tragedy 10,000 is a statistic

[@Rithan4]

The misleading leader 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ViceSenpai]

There could've easily been an over 9000 reference

[@QuarterMan88]

Like Gretzky's points record... It will never be touched.

[@toriqulislamshimanto]

Finally, we're getting somewhere 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mochalatae7186]

Game of thrones shade is sooo true

[@karismagill8412]

My morning started

[@travelenthusiast2755]

Oh Trevor how we luvvvs ya!!!😍😍😍😍😍😎

[@DanielleKingdjdinosaur]

Stephen Colbert was promised baloons but Noah got baloons

[@irismoralis]

Also the balloon drop worked a lot better than Stephen Colbert's

[@satoshinotkamoto]

Oh, please Noah. Indian PM Narendra Modi hit those numbers within the first week of his tenure.

[@Kingp12345]

OVER 9000!!!

[@nuzhatnayeem1119]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@douglaschitepo6098]

They should've said we are summoning you for a performance, I bet he would understand that... Hmmmm?

[@Zhoshyn]

Can we get a list of all the 10k+ lies he told these past 2 years?

[@garthpuckerin5637]

Trevor kinda sounds like a Mario sound effect

[@keithnewton5508]

It's over 9000.......

[@martinravindran9755]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[@goose5996]

Just Christ I don’t even know if I had lied that many times throughout my entire life

[@common_undead]

THE BALLOONS!! yess Trevor, you're finally hitting young John Oliver levels of ridiculousness!

[@ajohonly3721]

That’s an average of 12 lies per day 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌 oh Mr DT

[@marinusdekok818]

It looks like the balloon shower came a bit late but Trevor just rolled with it

[@jiedcogahilme676]

So the lawyers say that they are not able to perform as lawyers, that is, explaining the "papers" that R. Kelly can't read. Because they are too busy making up excuses. That's the glove story all over again.

[@shadowcat1606]

Not more ?

[@alexcosta2614]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!

[@StampedeMusicja]

10.111 lies with more months to go and a possible 4 yrs again.

[@catscratchfever7540]

Enough with the balloons. please!

[@metoo5908]

To him the concept of lies and truth don't exist. To him, whatever he says must be considered as reality. What a sad case for a human being to be in.

[@thelastofthelemmings6279]

I thought it was pronounced "GINA" lol

[@1985bjaycat]

Is that his neck waddle?

[@luqeprisecaru8507]

life expectancy indeed. finally one that realizes it

[@Papai_Pai]

ITS OVER 10.000

[@01habesha]

But who's counting?

[@Drago7166]

I legitimately don’t think I’ve lied that much during my entire childhood.

[@matta8569]

it might be around a million if you count the private lies as well lol playa's gunna play

[@calm.aware.]

Well, that’s a true record I’m eagerly waiting Trump to boast about!

[@nepalbitcoin1880]

It's over 9000!!

[@bragsdriesen1]

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[@HesteBremse]

Offcourse ti would be interesting to know what is redacted in the Mueller Report - but for now, I would like to have a guestimate on how many percents of the report is redacted, anybody got a backed up guess ?

[@onanastudios]

It's over 9000