Trump Suggests The Purge to End Crime, JD Vance and Tim Walz Prepare for VP Debate | Tonight Show

[@Dovietail]

WHAT??? I CAN'T FREAKIN' WAIT for this debate. Popping corn right now!

[@junkbot931]

Tim lost

[@hugoo1549]

💙💙💙 Voting reduces the risk of unwanted presidencies! 💙💙💙

[@AndrewPruteanu]

@@hugoo1549 voting red also prevents unwanted wars

[@effersonfrank]

I want that on a t-shirt!!

[@educatedcanadian7408]

You don't need a t-shirt everyone knows. This clown laughs while Americans are very sick of the left

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

"Mr trump.. you've suggested having a 'purge'. Anything you'd stock up on for a purge?" ... "Well, DEPENDS!"

[@janejones8672]

😂

[@yukonjack.]

While Tampon Tim stocked the boy's bathrooms.

[@yukonjack.]

Her knees are worn out.She can't go back to her old job.😂

[@yukonjack.]

The commies are busily taking down true statements ATTA girl😂😅

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

@@yukonjack. And Orangeturd hasn't seen hiz knees in decades.

[@SylviiTea]

Lack of excitement!? I can’t wait for the debate! 💙💙💙

[@leannevandekew1996]

Concepts of a policy: Maybe "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

[@glennhankins6927]

Easily confirmed by Police bodycam footage. Trump was right.

[@leannevandekew1996]

Trump is selling golden sneakers with a photo of himself. How do you know those are Trump sneakers? They're soulless.

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[@devonlockwood1477]

GOLD👍

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🔥😂🤣

[@dianehartung5954]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂​@@stuvo1977

[@yukonjack.]

Hey, at least we had a kick ass Economy a secure border and NO worthless wars.I remember when gas was $2 a gallon. Now Bend over before your fake democrat And assume. The position open your wallet.It's gonna go fast

[@hugoo1549]

Hat Red Hat Red Hat Red Hat Red Hatred

[@ellenlandowski1659]

Excellent

[@mrzeldatroy16]

This needs to be on an anti trump shirt its a great slogen

[@ThisGuy76]

Hat + red = Hatred

[@JoshMc211]

@@hugoo1549 wow this is beautiful. You clearly put a lot of time and effort into this. Such a powerful message

[@devonlockwood1477]

Reddit

[@virginiaschofield2118]

Jimmy, It's ironic you said Vance would complain about "Swedish immigrants eating our Guinea pigs". In Sweden, if you have Guinea pigs, it is actually illegal to own just one. They are very social creatures who should not live alone. The Swedish government considers this to be animal cruelty, and it is a crime.

[@robertgandler3177]

Thanks I did not know!

[@copernicofelinis]

So, once you have guinea pigs in your house, you are stuck with them for life? Because when the die of old age and you are left with only one, you need to buy another one, and then the cycle repeats...

[@afuapebi7938]

Wooow 😮

[@devonlockwood1477]

That's fantastic ❤

[@ginado8032]

@@robertgandler3177in

[@olivergarrick1175]

Jimmys is so talented great guitar playing.

[@GTARC-2023]

I'm sure the guy who has trouble picking out doughnuts will be fine in the debates. 👌

[@ProudPapaJD]

JD: Hi Tim. How long have you worked here? Ok, good. Internal thought: fist pump, NAILED it!

[@bjdefilippo447]

Sadly, he's an experienced debater from his law school days, IIRC. He's likely to do well. My concern is that he wouldn't debate if there was fact checking, so he'll probably be lying the whole time.

[@dianehartung5954]

WE ALL LOVE LUNCHABLES!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

[@nadjadee2001]

It bothers me every time Jimmy says “Give it up for The Roots!” but then the camera always follows Jimmy as he walks over to his desk instead of having a camera stay on The Roots. Why do we need to follow Jimmy? It’s just a boring walk to his desk. Show us The Roots as they play, then cut back to Jimmy at his desk.

[@vsznry]

cuz its a cue for live audience.

[@devonlockwood1477]

I'm with you.

[@Leslie-wb8cb]

You know, I never noticed that, but you are so right! Show the band!

[@BlackDot-xyz]

He actually did this during BLM rally remember a lot of the police attacking random people

[@ronalddunn5821]

History lessons, the Orange 🍊 Face 🍊 👨 JOKER 🍊 🃏 parents sent Donnie to military school to be a man 👨. Too bad they change the laws his parents would have sent him to the Marines. From there to Fort Leavenworth for 15 to 20 years, then the Don would brag about serving TIME in the military 😊😊😊😊😊.

[@SrikanthPRABHA7]

I’m a legal immigrant and I’m worried about being purged

[@michael44600]

Dont worry the whole "purge" thing is a joke, obviously, dont believe everything anybody says ok? this is a show and they were telling jokes

[@jude5976]

You should be worried.

[@SrikanthPRABHA7]

@@jude5976 is it mandatory to be worried?

[@Barricade379]

@@jude5976 Are you making a threat?

[@bustabus83]

Nobody has a problem with legal immigrants. No need to worry.

[@keri9995]

Jimmy playing the guitar. ❤❤

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

Mr Walz.. During the debate, please 'couch' your words carefully. You want to 'cushion' their effect on Unwanted Ad Vance.

[@ronalddunn5821]

Ooohhh my 😊😊😊😊

[@eb0526]

Jimmy is quite talented..he sings better than several professional musicians 💯

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical and honest as always. Thank you again my friend!

[@purpleyoshi4020]

Jimmy Fallon for debate moderator

[@AndrewPruteanu]

@@purpleyoshi4020 the bias would be even worse than the one from the last debate.

[@Speedyreedy1218]

No. Seth please.

[@andrewstevenson118]

@@AndrewPruteanu "The refs were against us!" is what the losing team says.

[@thechrisandphaedrusshow]

@@AndrewPruteanuWhy are you watching this?

[@utlaw72]

Nah. He would probably just have them play Password or Pictionary.🙄

[@stop_lying_to_me]

In a Republican mind, convicted felons are tough on crime.

[@GokulOnFire]

Gandhi, MLK, Mandela are convicted felons. Tyrants always say freedom fighters are criminals.

[@RobinCopeland-gy9vr]

Falsely accused convicted felons ommited

[@Barricade379]

Trump: We need to purge all crime Me: Okay we'll start with you Mr Convicted Felon

[@janejones8672]

✅

[@christinespencer3743]

Hunter Biden also a felon, three charges of tax evasion and that pesky gun charge. Guess they will cancel each other out in the purge

[@w.jameshartfield321]

😊😅😂😂😂 Amen

[@Patriot-od6xk]

😅😂😅 you spell ol P-Doe Jo... WRONG 💥

[@Barricade379]

@@Patriot-od6xk You are right. I did😁(on purpose) Trump, 34 felonies Biden, 0 felonies Get over it and cry to someone who cares

[@logoutplz]

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[@Simgor2]

Kamala's number? That was brutal. 😂

[@soulysephiroth]

Correction: Sprint was bought out by T‐Mobile.

[@AidenRevolorio]

I think trump is Crazy!!!!!

[@michaelmccluskey1155]

I know dirtbag donnie is certifiably insane.

[@pamelawebb9701]

Mr. Fallon thanks for comedic endeavers beyond Felon Trump content! Appreciated.

[@cindysimpson6428]

The election reminds me of the OJ trial all the sheep rooting for the wrong person. Comes back to bite you in the ass.

[@rokhayadioug6152]

Jimmy I was laughing so hard I chocked on a piece of apple. And no I’m not kidding

[@floridagirl4407]

I thought I was the only one who has noticed for years now, that Gen Z keeps "inventing" things that already exist. Like when my niece thought they were the first ones to wear Scrunchees and Converse shoes, or the first time she called me "bru" instead of "bro"... I'm like, so you're a 90's girl? She's like no, we are (some term I can't remember) girls. I told her, it's totally fine to copy a decade, but at least give credit where credit is due. Lol

[@Victoria-d3m3b]

😂

[@numb3r458]

Do they even know that they are doing it? They're over exposed online but lack real world exposure so they think it's an invention.

[@fredericaburrageauthornatu1019]

Love the September Recap Musical! 🎶

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

The tonight’s sponsors bit was especially funny on this one. Kudos to the writers.

[@lashendawest7509]

We love your show jimmy fallon

[@IvnSoft]

The message in JD vance hands reads "Dont be wierd" 🤪

[@hughjorg4008]

Regarding emergency responses, 4 years ago, when Trump was president, we couldn't find toilet paper and were using refrigerated trucks as morgues. We are much BETTER now than 4 years ago. ... I'm voting for KAMALA.💙

[@JoshMc211]

4 years ago covid wasn’t a thing. And you’re only better now if you like having higher inflation, a worse economy and a higher crime rate.

[@drfranks1158]

kinda weird how the R's big thing is asking everyone how their life was better 4 years ago. They have no shame and the rubes have the brains of goldfish.

[@fatronjones]

@@JoshMc211 4 years ago was peak covid

[@JoshMc211]

@@fatronjones December and January were peak covid

[@hughjorg4008]

@@JoshMc211 Trump is *mentally chaotic* and would deal with inflation the same way he dealt with COVID, ... total chaos 😵‍💫. I'm voting for KAMALA. 💙

[@MikesOrganicVideos]

You’re always at your best when you’re playing the guitar and singing, Jimmy. Something you’ve gotten away from somewhat over the past year or two. We need more of this type of thing.

[@olivergarrick1175]

Trump is a weird also, he smells.

[@JoshMc211]

I guess you’d know as a Biden supporter

[@JoshMc211]

I guess you’d know as a Biden supporter

[@walterbo7687]

​@@JoshMc211everybody knows that Trump stink.

[@fatronjones]

only flies like trumps smell💩🪰

[@sp0Oky2004]

That makes no sense ​@@JoshMc211

[@NotSure-e8z]

I love it when Jimmy sings.

[@dinahquillen9380]

Trump has watched the movie "Purge" too many times.

[@FrogWithAngerissues]

jimmy is so iconic for that

[@sonandsanford4963]

That web md is so true. My wife and I had this discussion 10 years ago about web md.

[@JoG-c7e]

Use a Sharpie black marker. Nobody's ever seen a Sharpy this big before. ....

[@walterfoster9544]

Awesome song

[@sammymarcy6029]

In 1989 Dodgers Stadium had everything from McDonald's to Red lobster.

[@olivergarrick1175]

VP ads was genuis.

[@whathandleUtalkabt]

Yeah that genology from canadace owens sure moved the black community off her support systems.

[@kaiumeda6341]

Skibiddi is a GEN ALPHA phrase! Not Gen Z!

[@Virtualityz]

I mean, I'm gen z but I say skibidi a lot

[@oyii2648]

He watched the purge last night 🤣

[@lisafehlman221]

Trump is so weird and scary!

[@Lonewolf245]

How is he scary? Walz and Haris are the ones you should be afraid of! Stop believing the media, all they do is make trump look evil and make harris and walz look like angles when, in reality, it's the other way around.

[@sjguy1962]

Great Show tonight Jimmy!

[@Catherine3296]

Why does Jimmy Fallon have that guy standing there on the side all the time for?

[@kbstrong429]

Love Jelly Roll and Jimmy 🇺🇸✌🏼💯

[@kalvman]

This is brutal lol I still can't believe he took over Conan

[@bazpearce9993]

Thanks for that image in my head (last connection).

[@realfamimation]

“Names for your grandmother’s OnlyFans” 💀

[@thejediway]

That's Gen Z perfectly! 🤣

[@SwooopieShark]

[@soraiamarao]

Jimmy! ❤

[@vkng_drag0n982]

Typical narc. They enjoy caos, that's why it was hard for him to stop J6 after it started.

[@janejones8672]

Trump didn't want to stop the violence at the Capitol on Jan 6th, because he said they are doing this all for me, me me 😮

[@danadylan]

I want a quiet place too

[@bcb7443]

“They’re eating the dawgs!” 😅

[@dylanhutchison8629]

Trump talking about the Purge. Vote blue All the way 💙💙💙

[@taylorkeane2295]

If Clarence Thomas can do more shit than Eric Adam's, why is Eric Adam's being indicted????

[@NicholasDeLaat]

What he is calling for is not like the purge, but reminds me of the “night of the broken glass.”

[@GoldenFlowerAbbey]

30,000 lies and his sheep believe every one

[@gina878]

wow! Jimmy Fallon is a guitar player too.. wow!

[@margaretsich7102]

Sounded like "The Purge" alright.

[@Vector_Ze]

Jimmy isn't even a Boomer, he's Gen X.

[@jeffkovach9495]

I love you DAD! Same as Waltz

[@micahmichealmikeandromedaa1869]

These bot comments complimenting a famous man on his work are so funny 😭😭😭😭

[@kennethwilson8633]

Wow that’s one Delicious Grandma…

[@marialofgren-ip6uq]

The hand note is going to be impossible 😂 This is weird, how come I live in Europe and know plenty about your candidates and American politics?? What has happened to your school system?

[@alejandres26]

Trump/Vance 2024!

[@StevefrankReinhold]

🎶They call me mellow yellow, that's right Jack.🎶

[@corimyers4985]

I’m not Gen Z but been upgrading my ramen using Vegan channels on KZbin. Can even make different broths and soup bases.

[@dianehartung5954]

JIMMY, I LOVE THE SONG!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Michaelkaydee]

3:52 😂 That's actually exactly what he'd call it

[@bryanpalmer4664]

Fallon is a tool 2024!!!!

[@wadestclair249]

No fact checking on the debate...🤦🤦

[@bjdefilippo447]

Yeah, I don't expect this will go well. Vance will lie his butt off, and Walz will have to either spend his time correcting the lies, not talking about his policies, or let the public believe the lies. So frustrating.

[@Nowhoedup]

See. . . It is NOT TOO LATE to have a debate:0

[@m.paquet1303]

All walz has to do in tonight's debate is to say to the public you vote for Vance you get Trump, you vote for Vance you get Trump. Thats all your gonna get if you vote for Vance. Half the Republican party doesn't want Trump, so if you vote for Vance you get Donald Trump. And the Republican party will be so disorganized you'll have a bad 4 years because of Trump and Vance.....

[@milissaleatherwood6837]

My biggest fear if Rump wins is that there's almost no chance of him living 4 years and then we all the sudden have James David as our president. Rump is bad but JD is worst case scenario.

[@PytorAlexievich]

I don’t generally compliment anyone, but it’s fair to say that Kimmel killed it with “Party Hard on Halloween’.

[@catherinebossy4969]

Political New are so hiliarious! 😂 And Gen Z food influencer, Good one! 👍

[@EriHu-lr3pz]

October 1st is National Latino Physician Day!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@mindys1198]

I love connections

[@coronazac]

Kamalas number.... 🤣🤣🤣

[@HDMIcable_01]

THE PURGE? Bro is insane

[@ShawnLH88]

5:15 that’s how Gen z acts …they act like they invented stuff that already exists 😂😂😂 they’re the worst

[@gabrielasander4820]

Just be glad a few of us gen z were raised right. I’m so grateful I didn’t get a phone till thirteen, have learning experiences under my belt and can write cursive and talk professionally

[@huangjun_art]

That Gen-Z bit was painful to watch.

[@jamesonmagnus]

ummm.... How oblivious can you be? How can you not know who these people are? These polls are inaccurate.

[@dayeeoliver]

Aw that's Maggie Brennan ❤️🥰😍

[@tedjuniormichael1083]

Jimmy is funny on "both sides".

[@sidki8TT25]

I tried that Hunt's ketchup because it was reasonably priced, but I will never buy it again. I still have it in my fridge for emergencies, but there is something in that flavor that it is not ok with me. Maybe it is an acquired taste, but man, even the Great Value version of Walmart tasted like ketchup on the first try. Maybe you should buy the smallest bottle of Hunt's ketchup first to try it. Who knows, maybe you might like it. I only buy the Walmart brand now.

[@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional]

Walmart's probably has more sugar in it, which makes it taste more appealing. Unfortunately most of the US thinks too much sugar is the norm for the taste of foodstuffs, which has led to many health issues.

[@sidki8TT25]

@@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional I'm pretty sure that Hunt's ketchup is loaded as well. Probably worse than Walmart's Great Value. Tastes a little bit too sweet.

[@Peachy-KeenJewelsOptional]

@@sidki8TT25 It's a damn shame -ruining good food and people's health like that. I should have considered that option too, that both are like that. I do like a little ketchup every-so-often, as a treat, but I opt for the sugar free one, which tastes better IMHO. I think it has no fake sugars either but they can be hard to avoid too. There's not a lot of healthy options sometimes, and they're usually more expensive, or more effort unfortunately. I could *make* my own ketchup but I have a couple of chronic pain conditions so I'm doing well if I cook my own fresh meals, let alone making the condiments too! ;)

[@HeavenHappy715]

I wish it didn't end

[@stevejohnson170]

By chance, does it involve immunity for him?? 😂😂😂😂

[@ericrega2413]

You continue to spread all this misinformation about Trump yet ignore the absolute disastrous fail these last four years have been

[@Prometheus21stCentury]

October 🍬🎃🔟🍫🔶️⚫️ here! Have a nice Halloween month which is one step before elections 😉

[@jeffreyhamilton3525]

Depend!😂

[@RogerBlakeman]

Hey Jeff's family take your holidays and shove it

[@JoseGomez-n1q]

I wonder why Jimmy Fallon won’t speak on Diddy? Was he involved?

[@NusretTaras-o9q]

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[@tmmy2ootuff843]

Strains of W33D is what I was thinking.