Trump Thinks We Are All Idiots

[@omegapointil5741]

"Its hard to win an argument with a smart person, its impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." Bill Murray

[@myth1151]

acutally its easy to win an argument with a smart person

[@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338]

@@myth1151 you're myth but true

[@reyvelmarcello466]

@@myth1151 ikr you just need to act like a stupid person,and you will totally win

[@taylorbohn3038]

Pretty sure Einstein said this...

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@reyvelmarcello466 you will win in the end but it'll still be hard

[@drvonnostrum2671]

I don’t care if you’re a Dem or Repub, how can anyone continue to defend Trump, completely ignoring what comes out of his mouth??!!

[@spiritussublime]

with the damage he does to our country, it's people, even the world...

[@hot_dog_water2437]

love your use of the abbreviation "repub"

[@babyfir77]

Like having us consume bleach to destroy COVID-19?

[@liljill6500]

Barbara Reheiser and injecting disinfectant 🤦‍♀️

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

@@babyfir77 lmaoo

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, there's a reason he loves the poorly educated.

[@truthseeker5360]

Yeah, they havent been indoctrinated by your cocksucking marxist professors yet.

[@truthseeker5360]

@John F. Kennedy Explain.

[@truthseeker5360]

@@masanjehenry Explain

[@struthsayer]

@@truthseeker5360 look above your head ... that thing wooshing over your head is 'the point'. ... in fact you trumpanzees should be quite familiar with that wooshing sound, tho perhaps the gurgling sound of the meme-brained trumpisms that low-th-some cult45 lives for does drown out the spirit of truth.

[@vivekrao13]

@@truthseeker5360 if you think the words of trump are better than the knowledge ammased by about 2000 years of civilization , buddy you need to explain.

[@cuac5869]

I remember being an exchange student in the US a couple years ago and loving the library in the school. I had never had access to so many novels and books, but surprisingly enough the most popular book saga, Harry Potter, was missing. Even I had it in the little school library in my home country, I would like to add that my school is Catholic run by nuns and founded by a saint over 100 years ago. So I asked one of the students about it, and she deadpan said to me "yeah the school board banned it because they think it's promoting witch craft" . I laughed so hard, I thought it was the best answer ever, and then I realized she was being serious. America you never stop surprising me.

[@moondawg7949]

Very strange since america is based upon witch craft

[@melindanewton6303]

I am an American and i totally agree with you...its sad

[@silkroadcaravan]

yeah we're a pretty goofy bunch

[@timphaneuf8621]

I thought Trump's preferred writing instrument was a "crayon."

[@michaeldooley3396]

He uses a crayon in order for you brain-dead liberal's to better comprehend something that actually makes sense....😂

[@timphaneuf8621]

@@michaeldooley3396 Does it hurt being that stupid?

[@Montezuma0]

@@timphaneuf8621 It's funny when brain-dead Republicans try to comeback but end up making themselves look even more dumb lol.

[@michaeldooley3396]

@@timphaneuf8621 why are you asking me? You out to know....😂

[@michaeldooley3396]

@@Montezuma0 I'm not a Republican nor am I a Democrat...if you had half a brain you'd be neither as well!!!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Kellyanne Conway will claim that Alabama will be hit by an “alternative hurricane”!

[@mikeappleget482]

I attended the candlelight vigil on the anniversary of the tragic Bowling Green massacre and while there we helped Alabama residents board up their homes & businesses.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Well, she looks like an alternative human being.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Mike Appleget : The Bowling Green massacre is something that America will never ever recover from... 😢 😭

[@0hMyGandhi]

@@mikeappleget482 Yes. I think I might have seen you there! We held hands, an old stoner found a battered acoustic guitar on a park bench and we sang the night away. There were also S'mores.

[@tillwesenberg1178]

Come on, Kellyanne would'nt do that. And everybody knows these hurricanes were only made up by the dems and the fake news media to have an excuse for not covering all the great weather our president has accomplished over the last 3 years. To be honest it was maybe the best weather ever in the history of the US, even for blacks and latinoa rainy days were at an all time low. Ungrateful bastards. And why isn't anybody talking about Hillary and all that email-stuff anymore? That's socialism, plain and simple.

[@dogpound7162]

"There will be a hurricane in Alabama and Mexico will pay for it" !

[@camu5787]

You know mexico don't pay for anything! Their on Global Welfare! That why they all jump the fence into the USA!

[@Radwar99]

@@camu5787 "You know mexico don't pay for anything!", So they're like Trump?

[@camu5787]

@@Radwar99 No their worthless!

[@pkoblenz4368]

@darksidedavid ca mu is a paid russian probe. That's why he can't spell. But that's okay, these trolls are paid to spread hate and bigotry, so they don't care about grammar.

[@jeremyobeso9874]

It's crazy because the guy has accomplished almost everything he promised, which no president does, and you dummies use one thing to try and dog him. This dude is amazing. So much so that the last "president" has been trying to take credit for what he himself said couldn't be done.

[@Slavir_Nabru]

He doesn't think we're ALL idiots, he thinks a significant enough proportion of us are idiots and he's right.

[@or1750]

Slavir Nabru majority live in the South and the Mid-West

[@kevtb874]

He is right. That's the disturbing thing. His supporters actively defend the indefensible. Even now they are defending the fact he lied to them and is making them look like morons.

[@DeathLord-xy9fv]

Like the people who think jimmy Kimmel is funny

[@destinydevon7279]

@@DeathLord-xy9fv 😂 I feel u

[@djsugarbear6715]

it's true. there are dolphins and crows smarter than some Trump supporters........I am not exaggerating

[@RyanWehr]

the hurricane should have been Hurricane trump. slow moving destroying everything in its path and really confused on where its going.

[@jfrigz2294]

Ryan Wehr this is golden

[@jfrigz2294]

Stealing this

[@Montezuma0]

@@jfrigz2294 same

[@angelobarbarino5652]

it’s good to know that you may be one of the most ignorant human beings out there. The changes that have and are being made, are for a reason, and as of right now, they are not negatively affecting you or anybody.

[@dickgoblin]

@@angelobarbarino5652 Except Mexican.

[@meowypotter1246]

Harry Potter spells are real? Oh please! Been yelling Reducto at my ass for years and it hasn't worked. 😒

[@endlesssummer2133]

Ahahha :D I can relate

[@2010Baldy]

You just made my Day lol thanks..

[@nicknormousreports3378]

Fetus Deleteus

[@sameerakhan7455]

I tried using accio or the force ( from star wars ) whenever I need edsomething that's across the room from me. Answer: *Never Worked*

[@azzu12]

Fred Willard is a national treasure

[@damirko06]

And that's the bottom line 😉😄

[@goldengate4462]

Thank you! I knew I recognized him from somewhere, but couldn't exactly pinpoint where - Sincerely, not an american.

[@springstud]

he is funny. plus he has parkison see how bad his hands shake

[@hd-xc2lz]

Looked so frail here, but lovely to see him still doing his thing.

[@satansonion2104]

I scrolled down to post this exact thing.

[@Opus313]

Absolutely unbelievable! Donnie breaks yet another law by having an official weather map changed to match his clueless tweet! Like no one would notice!

[@emhchannel2842]

Cite the statute he broke, TDS moron.

[@emhchannel2842]

@Anne Liesveld But it DOES mean the OP is a complete moron, do you agree?

[@ACU_misfit]

@FRIENDLY JAPANESE BUSINESSMAN

[@Opus313]

@@emhchannel2842 18 U.S. Code 2074 False Weather Reports But, you already knew that!

[@habitsrabbit]

More about 18 U.S. Code 2074. "Whoever knowingly issues or publishes any counterfeit weather forecast or warning of weather conditions falsely representing such forecast or warning to have been issued or published by the Weather Bureau, United States Signal Service, or other branch of the Government service, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ninety days, or both. (June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 795; Pub. L. 103-322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(G), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147.) "

[@4W0RD5]

Fred Willard is a national treasure. We must protect this man

[@michaelwertzy9808]

Fred has always amazed me that he NEVER breaks character! Even on a "talk" show. Oh man I've had a true admiration of him even before he teamed up with Martin Mull, who I have also been impressed by!

[@JonnyUnderrated]

He can protect himself. He has large muscles. He does not require or want your pitty. He knows the ancient art of *KUNG FU* . Leave him be.

[@bradleyholdom9677]

Way too go "protecting him", ya blew it!

[@nancydemoss2945]

RIP Fred Willard!

[@eyesee8440]

IT'S LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD SHOWING HIS CRAYON ART ... VOTE trump OUT IN 2020

[@jerkoffprofessionally6280]

@Richard Parker anything works for them.

[@Chron-sl4nd]

😆 🐑 Prepare for 2024. The Roomba must go.

[@MrRufusRToyota]

You can fool some of the people all the time. Trump’s Base

[@nicolepompey4001]

MrRufusRToyota you mean ALL of the time concerning trumpians:)

[@kirkdouglas8827]

Clintons mantra. :)

[@nicolepompey4001]

Kirk Douglas delusional

[@kirkdouglas8827]

@@nicolepompey4001 Silly girl. Trump is living rent free in your heads. :) You can rent a therapy Llama to hug.

[@TJ-oo5mx]

Says someone fooled by msm

[@pokerandphilosophy8328]

The FBI announced that it is launching an investigation onto the ORANGES of this criminally disfigured weather map.

Sniffle, sniffle.

[@morganamarvel7075]

Really? They should.. It's a federal offence!📌

[@caribgirl726]

LOLLL Had forgotten about that one 🤣

[@deemaverick987]

Very good.

[@quorumlab]

You probably right... why even listen to such a habitual liar? After-all how many more lies do we need to realize that we don’t have a leader just a ... well you can fill in the 🍊 Buddha’s name

[@TheTanman412]

Please keep having Fred Willard on the show for as long as humanly possible, thanks. ♥️

[@evillyn7895]

Seriously, no one at the White House has access to a computer and editing software? Or is everyone there so whipped they told him this was a brilliant plan?

[@0hMyGandhi]

I just find it funny that they didn't even make the mark white to match the other cone.

[@truthseeker5360]

Its a skit, moron. Its not real.

[@bokhans]

Truth Seeker no name and picture and claiming a true story is false. You MAGots are so amusing and very sad. Why are you so afraid? Get a life, show your name and picture if you are proud of your president, but I guess you are as ashamed as everyone else. ❤️

[@kevincolbertjr.6844]

I'm gonna go with whipped

[@fabiofoxmusic3971]

@@truthseeker5360 Anything to justify the "Chosen Covfefe".

[@dgilliam]

Calling Trymp an idiot is just scratching the surface, Narsistic, socialpath, bent on destroying anybody in his destructive path is still not strong enough .

[@tangobango9653]

Ol’ Fred Willard is about 80 now & still going strong. Good for you Fred!

[@MrBrewman95]

Tango Bango this hasn’t aged well.

[@tangobango9653]

Brad Sadly no 😢

[@toddself5838]

RIP... Space Force will never be the same...

[@thefatjedi]

Falsifying a weather report is in fact ILLEGAL!

[@couragekarnga8735]

So is just about everything else he does!

[@bokhans]

Jaycee Chapman yes it is and so is rape and very many things in between that he is in to that little insecure and mentally challenged being!

[@davidedwards3361]

But most of what tRump does is illegal, but he get's away with it. So as long as there is no repercussions to him, he will keep doing whatever he wants, be it constantly lying or breaking the law.

[@kylerfrasier540]

That’s illegal really? So we lock up every news anchor that’s gets the weather wrong??

[@kylerfrasier540]

David Edwards give one shred of evidence that what he is doing is breaking the law

[@smike-lz8uf]

Trump hugely impressed by having his own name on a pen. Yeah.

[@zeuqramy]

*bigly

[@michaelwertzy9808]

@@zeuqramy, muchly!

[@TMercan31]

*tremendously!

[@indorock]

He reminds me in so many ways of your run-of-the-mill mediocre real estate agent. Here's yet another way.

[@KingofHearts]

He also thinks Sharpie can somehow make a pen look “rich”

[@WienerBrigadier]

Seeing Fred Willard pop up unexpectedly still brings me so much joy

[@cainster]

He looked like he had cancer. Originally I thought it was his head CGI'd onto someone else's body.

[@marshamariner7897]

Jimmy's only gotten better thru the yrs 🇺🇸🦋🌹💖

[@tiernyt2051]

I dont understand why, he felt the need to redue the lie with the weather about Alabama. And the sharpie🤪, this dude is crazy as hell!! Look at the three stooges beside him.

[@jfrigz2294]

CNN’s forecast included Alabama lmao.

[@kbpeters4246]

@@jfrigz2294 AH.....noooooooooooo All you need to do is follow the percent probability and timeline. Once you realize those DETAILS you will know that Trump made a mistake. What is mind-blowing is that Trump is so damn fragile he felt the need to produce a POINTLESS lie. Days before the tweet, there was a 5% to 10% chance that tropical-storm-force winds of more than or equal to 39 miles per hour could affect the Southeast corner of Alabama. The map showed that coasts of Georgia and the Carolinas had a higher likelihood of sustaining tropical-storm-force winds, closer to 50% to 70%. On Sunday, 1st September when Trump sent out his tweet, the maps did not show Alabama getting hit. This is the simple fact. “Someone” used a black sharpie. Trump holds up a DOCTORED image. It is against the law to put out an altered government forecast - Al Roker 5 Sept. 2019 "Just so everyone is clear. This forecast cone was from 5 days ago. Alabama was NEVER in the official cone from the @NHC_Atlantic," Fox News senior meteorologist Janice Dean tweeted Wednesday. "The sharpie-bubble was drawn by someone else. This map is inaccurate, misleading and fake," Janice Dean, senior meteorologist for Fox News Channel, tweeted afterward. The only time that computer models shown a few path lines towards Alabama was some 90 hours before Trump tweeted about Alabama. a National Hurricane Center graphic showing the odds of an Alabama strike dropping significantly by Sunday, from 10% to 5%. As the days passed by, all the computer models’ paths were moving further to the east AWAY FROM ALABAMA. Some 90- hours before the tweet…that means Trump who pretended that he was being updated every hour WAS CLOSE TO FOUR DAYS BEHIND the forecast….Trump was too damn busy playing golf for four days he didn’t realize the forecasts had changed. The POTUS was delinquent in his duties…he wasn’t paying attention…he couldn’t give a damn. SIX DAYS LATER, Trump tweeted that “this nonsense has never happened to another president.” Well, duh, no other president took a sharpie and altered an official weather map. Again, on Sunday, 1st September when Trump sent out his tweet, the maps did not show Alabama getting hit. This is the simple fact. Maybe Trump got old information so why did not Trump say that he had old inform and maybe he could have said he was over concerned. Think about what kind of person would make a pointless lie and then double down on it when fact-checked and then TRIPLE DOWN and fact-checked again. Imagine how fragile a person must be to go these lengths instead of admitting a simple mistake. He is so damn fragile and yet LOUD in his weakness. Now Trump has his head of NOAA (a department Trump controls) come out to SORT OF (NOT COMPLETELY because they did not address the probability percent and also time between original prediction and Trump’s tweet) defend Trump and pit NOAA against the National Weather Service and also against Birmingham’s NOAA! Think about this NO ONE at NOAA signed the statement…no one put their name on the statement. That should confirm that NOAA was forced to put this statement together and public. UNBELIEVABLE. The National Weather Service Employees Organization pushed back against NOAA's refutation, with the organization's president calling the NOAA tweet "utterly disgusting and disingenuous." The fact no one tried to stop Trump to tell him that he will look like a fool. As if no one would fact-check? Did they not look at their own reputations? They will always be associated with a BLATANT liar. It says a lot about the toxic culture inside the Whitehouse…they are afraid of Trump, they have no spine, they are sycophants willing to lie and ruin their reputation for a vile man.

[@Pac0_Nassa]

It's not lies, It's Alternative Weather!

[@w.f.4287]

I hope you rolled your eyes as you type that, like kellyanne rolled her eyes when she said alternate facts on cable news. That clip of kellyanne would be funny if it wasn't so devastating to the country.

[@peppeddu]

A 72 yo man drawing some crap on a map and claiming it's real on national TV. It's so sad to watch.

[@alexmcgregor7082]

Wow, now we know why he's keeping his school records secret.

[@Chron-sl4nd]

That is Biden's because he lied about everything.

[@jimwallington437]

As a Canadian it is hard to argue with Trump's perspective on the intelligence of a country that elected him.

[@w.f.4287]

Very well said sir, and not limited to just Canadians.

[@spiritussublime]

the catch is, we didn't. By 3 million votes.

[@jimwallington437]

@@spiritussublime Say what you will but the rules clearly state that the electoral college elects the president. We may not like it, but the rules have been that way for a long time.

[@deannedflrocks5337]

@@jimwallington437 over half the country does not understand what electoral college means, the keyword "college" throws them off.

[@1m2rich]

Apparently Rudy is headed to led protests in Canada with truckers and Confederate flags. Crazies from Canada to pay and help Trump? Sorry Canada.

[@xarchangelsx6592]

Rest in peace Fred❤ This was the first bit I saw of him on Kimmel, and it's definitely my favorite

[@jamesely1402]

There's already demons in the White House...damn you Harry Potter!!!

[@georgemccartney8906]

There's just one problem with that, Trump hardly reads any books

[@YTSliv]

The US military should just draw the line on Mexico border, 3.6 billion saved, it worked on hurricane.

[@Mullygrubbz]

Wasn't there a thing a while back where everyone was just gonna tell him there's a wall now so he'd stop pushing the crazy idea?!

[@kmm9683]

To all the folks who took the time to comment on how much of a lying buffoon Trump is, please take the time to vote him out on November 3, 2020. This venue is great for comments and to vent a little anger and frustration. The Ballot Box is where it counts to comment and vent your anger and frustration. Enough of this unqualified, lying embarrassment is enough.

[@michaeldooley3396]

Trump 2020 💪🇺🇸

[@michaeldooley3396]

How is he an embarrassment? Specifically....

[@lauriemtz8616]

KMM count on it! 👍🏽

[@golfer435]

Uh, okay I will vote for Trump because the alternative is actually insane

[@GinodiFonzo]

Every time Trump tells a lie, an angel gets chlamydia . . .

[@ayendabaskette3514]

Omgg!!!

[@annacamfield2628]

Imagine being the guy who had to hand him the chart. lol!!

[@insertusernamehere8575]

I don't understand y I'm starting to hate shirt words like lol lmao lmfao jk and stuff like dat

[@eden2010grace]

I love it when he said "This isn't someone is some mental institution." Can't stop laughing 😂

[@stevewuertz3598]

Only trump could come up with “SharpieGate”. Lord help us

[@margaretjones4682]

Steve, Trump has not only doubled downed, and tripled down, but has now quadrupled down on this asinine lie, and drew a titty on it. He has no shame and definitely no filter. And those that support him are worse. This is what our country has come to...the dumb leading the dumber.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, he tried.

[@Fluxion11]

I guess we've moved from "Mueller Time" to sharpiegate. You people are stupid.

[@Fluxion11]

@@margaretjones4682 he quadruples down because he knows that you lunatics will have a tizzy. Your fits of rage are pure comedy.

[@margaretjones4682]

@@Fluxion11, you are mixing up the feelings of rage with contempt. Your reasoning is typical of cultist. Trump makes a fool of himself and you find fault with those who are discussing it. Well I hope he keeps it going. You and he are so easily entertained at the risk of sounding dumb.

[@prometheusunbound7628]

I've said it before, I'll say it again . . . thank you, God, for Fred Willard.

[@RansomeStoddard]

And bacon. Thank God for Fred Willard and bacon.

[@crystalheart9]

He's pretty funny!

[@tschinkerl4554]

Jimmy saying: "Everything is going nuts." Me thinking: oh man, wait for 2020! xD

[@Lixsna]

Holy sh*t what is going on in the USA? That President is genuinely scary.

[@sawyersmith96]

S E N D H E L P N O W

[@emmamooney3820]

I agree Diet Coke.

[@damirko06]

I love the Fred Willard segments...priceless 😄😄😄

[@ZobethC]

daMirko who knew Fred was a huffer too LOL 🤪🤤🥴

[@spiritussublime]

he is an absolute treasure LOL

[@IAmSuzyQ]

A Game of Clue: Who murdered the truth of Dorian's path? It was TRUMP, In the OVAL OFFICE, With a BLACK SHARPIE. Was I right? Did I win?

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes. Now the prize is to vote out this orange menace.

[@kelvinweaver7520]

Courage karnga why Impeach trump when his term is about to end Why not focus on whose the best one to replace him

[@masterhypnos6783]

@Kelvin Weaver Because if a president is impeached and voted out of office, then the Senate can vote to disqualify that individual from running for an elected government office ever again.

[@TelikiMouse]

Yes you won XD

[@earthminus10]

Good one Suz

[@user-jh7uf8sr1w]

Hello American I feel sorry for you because trump is your president Love from India

[@kathyfryer3429]

I feel badly for us, too!

[@adam.n-steve]

Love from Myanmar. U deserve it US citizens.

[@user-ml6iy6pp8d]

@@adam.n-steve why do they deserve it?

[@rosealexander9007]

Believe it or not I know some people born in India that are now American and they love Trump. If you want them back you can have them!!😃

[@colleen4ever]

NO, WE LOVE OUR PRESIDENT, DON;T BELIEVE THIS CLOWN!!! KIMMEL ISSLIEING, TRUMP IS GREAT,. BELIEVE ME I KNOW!!! DON;T BELIEVE HIM!!

[@colmag65]

President Trump is like a 5 year old proving and covering their tracks 😂🤣😂

[@R2_D3]

Trump even took that chart to Mar-a-Lago as a souvenir, when he left the White House!! ROFL!!

[@adi00014]

That deep fake had me convinced but then I realized the real Trump would never give Pence the spotlight so that kinda gave it away

[@evillyn7895]

But wasn't Pence's dress pretty!

[@Persiansweetcat1]

Trump was born in the wrong century. He would have made a perfect king in the Middle Ages. Absolutism through and through with lots and lots of women like Henry the VIII 😂

[@cmm3338]

He will win again.

[@erzulie8972]

And an easy convenient, permanent and free disposal system when he tires of em.

[@Persiansweetcat1]

@TaraTownsend haahahahah yes

[@Persiansweetcat1]

@@nom_de_guerre_ he was a clergy man. He was supposed to become a man of the church but the his brother died and he became king.

[@Persiansweetcat1]

​@@joergmaass Hätte es nicht besser sagen können!

[@TechUnboxingVideos]

Jimmy, you keep me laughing. You rock! Keep making us all stay inspired.

[@cleomariashammy5996]

I think I should give that credit to Trump the great

[@yvillasana31]

He is an embarrassment to our country.

[@elik.webber7630]

Duh ya think ...

[@katiewilliams681]

Falsifying a national weather service report is a felony btw.

[@the1donkeyking]

Trump doesn't think we are idiots, we are idiots, just look who's our president.

[@TheBri87]

Yeah, just look who’s our president and who did the other half+ of voters voted for in 2016. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@ElBoii90]

I see it as a joke.. like when is this joke over? 😂 🤡

[@annomaly751]

Agreed 🤦‍♀️

[@donaldjones9830]

Idiots voted for Hillary

[@itsmeprada]

Trump's not the *_Sharpiest_* ✍️ marker in the pack. 😒

[@tripwire4727]

Booo!!😖

[@lucystar5402]

HIYO!!

[@wi11ieb7]

Na when he huffed the paint i lost it bruh 😂😂😂😂

[@stevin47]

WHO NEEDS THOSE DAILY BRIEFINGS . " IM LIKE A REALLY SMART PERSON "

[@frankparent463]

All those "Trump/Pen(is)ce" signs really make me laugh now that he lost.

[@hogant.551]

Those are like beware of dog signs. Those are beware of pinhead signs.

[@fatalshore5068]

I gotta say I have never seen Mike look happier. He looks fabulous!

[@harrybuttworth6765]

lol that had me in stitches

[@JSkyGemini]

Hilarious!

[@filmmaker4181]

Jimmy kimmel is the best.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

What language is that? Besides English, of course.

[@emhchannel2842]

Jimmy Kimmel's a pussy

[@agartustheivthpaternos]

Michael Pipkin in Arabic I guess

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Once again. Ignore the other comments or you can. Seriously, what language is that? I'm just curious.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

@@agartustheivthpaternos It seems but I just wanted to know for sure. Just curious.

[@patrickswezey5813]

The people behind him have to be LAUGHING behind his back

[@jjs_07]

The person in the background laughing at 6:56 just gives me life 😂😂😂😂

[@judecowell]

the orange clown distracts attention again :(

[@TMercan31]

The one thing he is actually great at. He is a master manipulator, distractor & the BEST, some may even say he's the BEST IN THE HISTORY OF ALL PRESIDENTS, ANYWHERE, at creating chaos & disorder, gaslighting and lying. But what is the he trying to distract us from this time? That his VR (Vice Resident) stayed at one of The Resident's properties in Ireland? Or because of his remarks at the G7 about staying at one of his properties in Florida when the US hosts the next G7? Or maybe it's something else altogether!? Maybe it's that someone has discovered something really, REALLY bad on him (although I don't know if it can be any worse than what's already come out & there has been no consequences.....) and & he's pre-emptively distracting everyone? So if or when that news breaks, it will end up being glossed over? I'm just speculating, but this IS his usual MO when something bad is about to come out. Hold on to your hats ppl, I think it's gonna be an even bumpier ride until the election.

[@tubruton]

Trump does not think we are all idiots. He thinks 38% of Americans are idiots. He's not talking to the rest of us.

[@morganamarvel7075]

Very insightful. True.

[@redrooster1908]

With Cheeto, this stuff writes itself.

[@spiritussublime]

CheetoChrist!

[@RansomeStoddard]

Trumple Thinskin, always spinning lies into gold.

[@arguell02878]

Mostly Trump supporters are. He can fool them with false claims, But not Us people that we fact checked things.

[@sophieperaaud471]

THE DOTARD AND HIS PAID SUPPORTERS ARE ALL DUMMIES DUMMIES

[@frankl4750]

@@UnNormsTvVlogs Black unemployment began falling drastically under Obama. It continued under Trump, but he had no influence on it. Fact-checked.

[@bgboy4861]

All your democractic leaders have to do is appeal to your emotions and they got you in the bag. You know nothing about facts

[@vishkiller23]

Ya but least he isnt incest n terrorist supporter

[@daniell5247]

@@bgboy4861 that's literally the opposite. That's how republicans find who they want to support. All they need to say is guns, god, lower taxes and you repubs cream your pants and follow blindly

[@donamick1057]

Yes well this presidency proves that voting for the underdog is not the best move

[@sparky5860]

I’m curious how the loyalists are going to spin this one.......

[@curbmassa]

Kellyann will 'splain it for you soon enough. It will go something like this-"Your President, Mr. Trump, in spite of his exhausting schedule, cancelled his golf weekend to shepherd his country through a storm the likes of which nobody except him has ever imagined. He was given false information by some Deep State malcontents at the National Weather Service in an attempt to smear his impeccable reputation for putting the welfare of the greatest country on Earth ahead of his own humble interests and I think the Fake News media should be ashamed of itself for playing politics at a time when the country should be rallying around their President at a time when the economy has never been greater, the stock market is reaching unprecedented levels, job numbers for minorities has never been greater and respect around the world for our President is beyond anything Mr. Obama could ever dream of." I need to go lie down....

[@sparky5860]

curbmassa That is a perfect rendition of Kellyann I must say...... Perfect........

[@JSkyGemini]

They pretend like it never happened. That's what they've been doing with all his lies, just acting like he never told any. And either parrot some lies about the economy or talk about Hillary and/or Obama.

[@curbmassa]

@@sparky5860 Thank you. I think I may have missed my calling in life......

[@DogGran]

Yes America, Harry Potter is one of your major problems 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@spiritussublime]

😅

[@JSkyGemini]

It's just so freaking ridiculous!! I can't...

[@cesarsoto4551]

It is though. Harry Potter sucks. 😂

[@jsmcguireIII]

Sharpie storm Dorian will be HUGE, believe me.

[@RmcBlueSky]

Gave thumb up bc of seeing Pence in drag. 😂

[@lenieldelatorre480]

FredWillard as FloridaMan... wow standing ovation

[@marcflora1977]

4 more years of Trump sporting that hair that is incredible!

[@videotroll3973]

Can someone press fast forward to 2020!! 🤔

[@eduardoarmenta9232]

That deep fake was hilarious 😂.... Almost as funny as anyone who tries to defend the stupid things Trump does.

[@Nosregni]

Is it worrying I found the drag queen Pence attractive...?

[@troubledsole9104]

The first time I saw Trump's face associated with anything that was articulate.

[@Greg042869]

And like the Trump presidency, it went on way past the point of being funny.

[@stausskane3227]

Almost as funny as you guys believing the stuff people pull put of dumpsters

[@beauteafulyou1616]

Ah, great post. Thank you for representing the "tolerant" left.... I'm not sure what it will actually take for you guys to realize you are the exact reason Trump won.... and that your insane far-left antics are the exact reason Trump will win again in 2020. Thanks!

[@vincef7487]

President Donald Trump was just making sure the hurricane warning got out to all the people in its path, like: - Charleston, Alabama - Myrtle Beach, Alabama - NorthCarolina, Alabama 😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

But why is he so set against Alabama?

[@manifestationofgod1379]

North Carolina, Alabama 😂😂😂😂😂

[@charlesbolton8471]

Courage Karnga He just wants his congregation to be prepared for the Flood!

[@SweetSeraph93]

You know he's a father.♥️ Miss you Jimmy.

[@guruprasath7137]

Best standup comedy

[@NewMessage]

DeVos just picked up a stapler, held it to her ear, and ordered her secretary to get this guy on her team, STAT!

[@ascent8487]

This is some real dictator “I’m never wrong, here’s the chart proof, I hit bullseyes every time, I’m very attractive to all,” women nonsense. It’s both pathetic and unsettling.

[@waldoparsnip1025]

Stay on your meds and vote TRUMP !

[@mmb628jr2]

That cocaine bit was Hilarious!! 😂😂. Got a like for that lol.. All the other trump sht was expected- it’s getting tiresome and exhausting just hearing about him- good sht with Florida

[@psychonaut1829]

He only cares if his sheep believe him, and they do

[@chrisivanchev]

That with the school banning Harry Poter books was just ridiculous! This teacher has no place in the education system.

[@debbiegualco9629]

Individual 1 is not too bright!

[@7hilladelphia]

tRumpet troll Killer good post.... what if they're family ? Very awkward

[@dc-qi7tf]

Lol ..right

[@shawnsisler3743]

@tRumpet troll Killer I always ask them if they would leave him alone in a room with their teenage daughter...lol

[@theocope6471]

Debbie Gualco , get a new bulb, this one burned out.

[@LenoraCollins]

Is there anything not fake under the thumb of this administration?

[@xpanse]

Can't get enough of the Fred Willard segments

[@jimeko82]

The Florida skit had me crying

[@princessbeexxxx]

Well everyone that voted for him are. Even though he's showing obvious signs of idiocy, there are people that still swear he's worth everything.

[@duragonsithlord8569]

You mean like how you guys do with biden? Its funny that you make claims like this, just more accuse the other side of what you are doing. Good on you, and you wonder why we around the world think 90% of you americans are idiots. You've done nothing to disprove that.

[@xeniosm4549]

LOL Fred Willard deserves an Oscar. His acting in these segments was the best thing I've watched in months.

[@halhuffman]

I would pay good money for some life-size cardboard cutouts of this Mike Pence Queen. I live in Indiana, and they would look great around his old Governor's office. Get these clowns out of office! Thanks Jimmy et al...

[@JSkyGemini]

That would be awesome!

[@aliengranpa]

If he gets rid of space force (because it's stupid) he would have the money for the wall (even though it's stupid)

[@redxiii3159]

He doesnt wants illegal aliens here

[@dhruvgirgenti8268]

Alien Hunter46 he’s too stupid to figure this out. So much stupidity in this situation.

[@everyonewasstealingmynamea919]

Red XIII His wife is practically illegal

[@DickChimney]

Not that it will ever necessarily get built, but I guess the shithead has managed to pull together enough money to build at least a small section and then pretend that he's built the rest. You know that the Trump cultists will believe whatever he says.

[@DickChimney]

@The Homelander The wall was promoted under previous presidents as well. Blaming it on Obama is absolutely ridiculous. That's cool that you watched a Lewis Black routine a decade ago, but maybe you should do a tiny bit of research on the matter beyond that...

[@india-russia6064]

Oh trump is truly cartographer 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@ruraljuror1734]

Nobody knows more about cartography than trump! 💩

[@india-russia6064]

@@ruraljuror1734 😆😆😆... He must design an ultra modern world map 🤣...

[@charliewilkins8888]

I don't see the Wall keeping Covid19 out of the USA.... Use the money to help the people from Economic Collapse. Not for the Wall that we don't need.

[@colleen4ever]

He doesn't think we;'re all idiots, James. Only YOU!

[@charnagross4367]

The guy is out of his mind Reverend my foot!

[@devodavis6454]

That was a skit. The priest was played by famous actor Fred Willard. Have you never seen a television show before?

[@ms.rstake_1211]

0:15 ...its also Keanu Reeves birthday. I grew up not being allowed to read or watch Harry Potter. I snuck a book home once and my mother burned it. They week i was finishing university i watched all the original movies and have kept up with the *Fantastic Beasts* series.

[@caitlinmoreland]

Are you a fan too, Oma? Happy Birthday Keanu! He was my very first star crush, hahahahaha

[@PrinceCharmingsMom2930]

OMG, I'm peeeing, Trump and Pence in drag!!!

[@ErinFisherMusic]

RELAX!! It's Holy Paint. LOL

[@RB-zh1eq]

RIP Fred Willard

[@DerMons]

i think you'd get a lot of fake sports if you ever play golf with trump :D

[@eneobande7433]

Jimmy is the funniest late night host.

[@prabinkarki707]

Every time I hear the term Trump I assume Trash.

[@shopintheprod]

I assume the term trump as retarded

[@Paulafan5]

Sad part is most people are idiots in the press. When's the last time you saw real journalism on tv?

[@BMarie774]

When I was in school, my local pastor tried banning the books in our local PUBLIC schools. This was back in the early 2000’s. It was a big deal in our town. Our bookstore responded by making all HP books (there was probably only 2, MAYBE 3 at this point) 25% off, and had Harry Potter book club and reading circles every Saturday morning and Tuesday and Thursday night.