No One Has 'Never Met' More People Than Donald Trump

[@davidsisky120]

Soon, he will be saying that he never met his present lawyer, Giuliani, and never heard of, Nunes ... Etc., etc!

[@fairdinkum977]

@markmac Mike pence ? seemed like a nice guy! Met him a couple of times in the white house, ... barely knew that gentleman!

[@RusstheTroubadour]

He's already thrown Rudy under the bus.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Honestly though, the lawyer and client deserve each other.

[@RusstheTroubadour]

Referring to Devin Nunes..."As a member of the intelligence committee he sure doesn't seem to have any". No truer words were ever spoken.

[@selalewow]

He has also been implicated in this, so there is that.

[@therealkevjumba]

Russ The Troubadour to bad your parents live off unemployment and are losers

[@tonib.3016]

@@therealkevjumba Too bad you don't know how to spell a simple three letter word and think it's cool to insult people for no reason whatsoever.

[@RusstheTroubadour]

@@therealkevjumba It's too not to. If you're going to insult me at least take a spelling lesson beforehand.

[@dbilly7]

@@therealkevjumba The only thing dangerous about you is you're so easily brainwashed by a really horrible conman! Rube!

[@jadehamilton544]

I’m waiting for him to say “NATO? I’ve never been there...”

[@mickeyrosa7226]

Jade LOLOLOL Good one.

[@drewbreezy5854]

Nato Jenkins

[@kbanghart]

"NATO? No I like MAGA better. I like how the letters go together! That's the best name letter thing that I have ever heard of, and believe me, I have met some good ones."

[@susiecolorado3821]

Very good point. I am thrilled he humiliated himself but unfortunately he takes us with him.

[@TheMrKobeBryant2012]

He's the opposite of Brian Williams who says he's been everywhere.

[@JoakimKanon]

Everytime that Trump is insulting somebody, he’s projecting.

[@faithrada]

Exactly.. I noticed that years ago. Whatever he accuses others of . . such as cheating on the elections.. he is doing himself. It's actually pretty easy to read his mind. He TELLS US WHAT HE HIMSELF IS THINKING AND DOING. He's an open book.

[@megahappy2bemeIntheStarz]

Yup.

[@malaksomeone5674]

Faith Rada facts people need to listen too

[@osherkline4786]

@@faithrada trump meddled in the elections?.? Did u ever see the muller report obviously not NO COLLUSION

[@faithrada]

@@osherkline4786 I HAVE the Mueller Report. William Barr purposefully LIED and blatently misrepresented the Report... which is DAMNING to the President. The report.. IN NO WAY claims *no collusion*. Barr should be Disbarred... he is a Trump Lap Dog and in no way serves the American People he is SUPPOSED to work for. He should no be collecting one penny from tax payers. THE ATTORNEY GENERAL NEVER works for the President.

[@mercurybravo1]

And probably 99% of those people wished they had never met him.

[@LegoBoy1919]

Name 10 people he has visited in 2019... oh wait u can't, u just repeat fake news u hear from jimmy

[@wrighj]

@@LegoBoy1919 bro you're about 10 . Leave this to the adults .

[@LegoBoy1919]

Well he has not replied in almost a week showing he does not have any idea what he's talking about just like u

[@HashSlingingSlasher3543]

LegoBoy1919 Why are you going on every comment taking up for trump? That’s sad bro

[@conniecrawford5231]

The HooliganHunter it probably IS Trump himself or is it John Baron again?

[@penboyasgod6103]

For someone who is a "stable genius" and "has the best memory," he sure as hell likes to say he "doesn't know them."

[@noididnt7972]

The same "stable genius" who's professor at Wharton referred to him hundreds of times as "the DUMBEST GODDAMNED STUDENT I EVER HAD !"

[@charlesperkinsjr2]

Why don't one of you run for president and show him how it's done. After all democrats have no one to put up against Trump.

[@20killershot]

He doesn’t know them because it’s convenient for him not to know them. All of a sudden he has memory loss

[@deadgaming20]

but it's a long story, but i dont know him its a long story

[@vikitheviki]

He's a full blown idiot!

[@shelby3822]

"I've never heard of France...never been there"

[@danielzunigagutierrez6300]

@Stang5.0 killsya Lol. Actually, he'd be saying the truth, in this case.

[@pandoraswatcher9637]

“I’ve never heard of the United States...never been there”

[@hopeforbetter382]

Shelby Who is Melania? Never met her, and she has a son? Never met him.

[@Unknown-jw3iz]

Lol I thought your icon was a hair on my screen

[@I21oIoIl3]

same.. then it didn't come off so I thought it was a scratch, lol.

[@MyHeart1955]

Remember when he Never met Stormy.

[@thehellyousay]

Probably never looked her in the eye once, so quite probably true. "The pussy does not talk, it receives my massive member -stop giggling! and acts like it enjoys it!

[@MyHeart1955]

@Kristie C I know, he's such an idiot.

[@zealman79]

His little mushroom did.

[@indymarrow8050]

Linda Burton Remember when Stormy admitted she never had sex with Trump? No. The useful idiot media never reported on it.

[@k.gibson7376]

@@indymarrow8050 only someone very slow cannot tell he is guilty when he was asked about stormy

[@nightknight9415]

George Washington : "I cannot tell a lie." tRump : "I cannot tell the truth." tRump voter : "I cannot tell the difference!"

[@liliacollins8811]

Night Knight bam 💥

[@nightknight9415]

@@liliacollins8811 Bam, Pow, Boom, Zap 💥💣

[@abreckenridge3001]

It be like that lol

[@nightknight9415]

@@abreckenridge3001 Aye it B mate! 👍

[@shammyshakes6478]

Everyone in this comment section: I can tell this comment isn't original, and that it's not funny

[@vmah0111]

Also as Trump himself once stated, "No one is more humble than me".

[@generalxanos]

No one is more humble, no one is smarter, no one is braver, than Bullshit Don't-Care-Bear!

[@kroxy6270]

The way he said he doesn’t know Prince Andrews makes me think he knows a lot!

[@coldwinter5710]

Of course he (Trump) knows a lot! He was right there with Epstein on numorous occasions over the years, have no doubt! Is anyone surprised Epstein ended up dead & didn't go to trial?! Saw that coming a mile away. Epstein had the goods on way too many high profile men, esp Trump. He was NEVER going to see the inside of a courtroom.

[@villehytonen7279]

"Mr. President, why is NK continuing their nuclear program?" "I like him, he likes me. We'll see what happens" What an epic review of the situation. You Americans must be so proud to have such a smart leader.

[@javiergamez3343]

Believe it, there is a lot of people so damn proud of this person, that's the kind of people that trump likes, ignorants like him so they just follow him like a God or something

[@danielzunigagutierrez6300]

I agree. A wild intruder surrendering to an alpha male.

[@DutchVai]

@@javiergamez3343 a god....? A lemming perhaps

[@javiergamez3343]

@@DutchVai a lot of people look him like that, look in my work there is a lady every time when we work, she wear a trump 2020 shirt just different color, every time when we work, and I'm pretty sure you have see a lot of people the same way, proud about this ignorant and disgusting person

[@rhapsodynotbohemian2290]

Most of us are horrified by him daily.

[@MosheArcade]

“I’m not a big fan of twitter” *tweets 10 times that day*

[@sunshine3914]

He’s tweeted more than 80x a day lately.

[@thehellyousay]

Bald faced liar lies! Film at eleven!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Has there ever been a bigger hypocrite?

[@wildmeoww2753]

*120

[@crystalore907]

That's what it's like for twitch streamers

[@tinhle7073]

Trump met soooooo many people, and everyone is laughing at him.

[@MrDiscostu4u]

You posters, whoever you are, are the new joke:). TRUMP2020

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

MrDiscostu4u i cant possibly imagine trump being reelected president and going well. Hes lied so much that it makes me nervous on what could happen

[@amplelola23]

When I saw him walking in front of the Queen again, I had to double check the date. How could he do that again?? 😂😂

[@thoth8663]

Like he does everything else, stupidly and clumsily, all the while grinning like the imbecile he is.

[@m.olguin4322]

Me too. I thought it was from the last visit

[@pg6303]

because he is an idiot

[@arie8718]

@@thoth8663 lppkpkk mom i.okmmmkpkpm

[@Claire-tn4xp]

She know he's an imbecile with no class, manners or etiquette. Don't worry about our Queen she's more clued and savvy than a lot of people.

[@yaelbarzilai]

Do you remember the time that everyone to him was “a friend of mine”? Now it is “I hardly know him”.

[@castoce]

Yes and not just a friend, but "a GOOD friend of mine" 😄

[@kimberlys8422]

He has the greatest memory of all time.

[@DonaldJTump-jz7rr]

@@kimberlys8422 AND I'M ALSO A VERY STABLE GENIUS!

[@fairdinkum977]

@@kimberlys8422 Also large-a-brain! And stable genius!

[@selalewow]

Love how his "supporters" do mental gymnastics to explain this.

[@chillywillie6283]

The opening statements at Trump’s divorce hearings, “Your Honor, I didn’t know that woman”.

[@susiecolorado3821]

She's holding her breath until she can escape the White House and him. She will divorce him just not sure how fast.

[@zealman79]

At his emancipation hearing between Trump and his Mom: "Your honor i don't know that woman who gave birth to me - but I want the emancipation granted"

[@abh15funk]

😅😂😆

[@investedfemelle7564]

Willie Godbolt 😂

[@LipstickNsofrito]

@@susiecolorado3821 Omg..ive been saying this since day one...she secretly has her bags packed and hidden behind a painting inside a hole in the wall...the second he's out she's making a run for it and divorces him....wait for it!!!

[@EnjoyingLifeMelanie]

Am so looking forward to the day he has never met Guiliani.

[@noididnt7972]

I'm looking forward to the day he admits he's never met himself. Or even spoken to himself.

[@TheMrKobeBryant2012]

That's the day he is admitted. Lol

[@rachelayjay89]

lol i dont know what's worse; the fact that this WILL happen or that I understood exactly what you meant. A few years ago this sentence wouldnt have made any sense to me.

[@modestonieves5792]

Haha who?? Guilliani??never met him

[@bihakuma3877]

Does this man even realise he lies? Serious question here

[@tawandawilliams1550]

No, not at all..

[@Tina06019]

I don’t think he does.

[@LegoBoy1919]

If he lies so much, tell me 1 lie he has told

[@ajbennett6623]

@@LegoBoy1919 tell yourself. It's a job to numerate and rank presidents on how much they make untrue statements.

[@michaelmejia4197]

LegoBoy1919 Ok LEGOBOY lmao clown

[@rachelmathes93]

trump is in more photos with ppl he’s “never met” than I have of my child!

[@shizukagozen777]

LMAOOO

[@grejen711]

"An opportunist with delusions of grandeur..." - so ... living the American dream I guess.

[@r830-l7w]

He's in with the Queen and he's like who's this lady never heard of her

[@mdungethulile]

r 830 😂😂😂😂

[@elbarjones4812]

Never heard of protocol.....then exclaimed"there was no squid protocol"..wait I need to call Rudy.

[@johno7617]

r 830 VOTE Blue!!

[@justisiempre4105]

@r830 The Quee allowed cheeto45 to proceed because she remembered how awkward, clumsy, arrogant and clueless he has been. LOLLLLLLL.. Peace.

[@mleyenn]

@@elbarjones4812 funny so true

[@berkpick]

He's like if denial were a person. A caramelized person.

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's more like narcissism incarnate.

[@karimaogden3875]

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt LOL!

[@josuearevalo-coreas9437]

Karima Ogden 😂🤣

[@nightknight9415]

The Liar-In-Chief is close to claiming he doesn't know who he is...met him once in a mirror, but don't know him well.

[@nightknight9415]

@rach d Bingo! Cheers mate! 🍻🥂🍷🍷👍

[@SoundsthatHealUs]

Mood for Enthusiasm

[@nightknight9415]

MAGA = Morons Are Governing America MAGA = My Attorneys Get Arrested MAGA = McDonald's And Golf Again GOP = Government Of Putin 😁😄😂🤣👏👍

[@FVBully]

“I’ve never met them”. Yep, it’s definitely dementia

[@californianewyorkcaliforni8892]

@Mario M Didnt you just see the pictures with them together? How stupid are you people?

[@TheRealMrLane]

Agolf Twittler time is almost up. I’ll give him less than 6 months.

[@jimp2315]

That's six months too long!!!!

[@mikewhatley6381]

Nice one bro! Totally stealing this haha

[@ih8tusernam3s]

I hope you're right. I fear that the Senate isn't going to convict him. The GOP is protecting him. I fear he may actually attempt to seize the presidency long after he was supposed to leave. And the republicans probably won't try to stop him then either.

[@larapalma3744]

I'd rather give him 20 years In jail

[@GOODNOIGHT]

ih8tusernam3s Dont worry. The Secret Service protects the President. Not Donald Trump. Theyll drag his ass out by force

[@sybylo]

Saying you've got a great relationship with North Korea is like saying you've got a great relationship with the Third Reich!! Are you serious America?!

[@ItsAllison-ub3vx]

I wish it weren't serious. But it is. Donald Trump is a disgusting scumbag and huge embarrassment to the majority of Americans. Every single time he opens his mouth, he says something stupid AF or insults someone. Or both. His deranged fanbase is going to be super duper sad when he gets the boot. 🥾🔥

[@msgsgt]

Yet we are not at war and everyone’s retirement account (rich and poor ) are steadily growing. Sooo....you got to ignore your feelings and look at the facts.

[@theheartsstory]

@@msgsgt You gave no facts. Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck and can not afford a $300 emergency. So kindly shut your dumbass mouth up.

[@titaniumman5569]

msgsgt - We are at war, (Afghanistan, Iraq)! People’s retirement accounts growing or not growing have nothing to do with Dumbass trump. Pull your head out of your ass!

[@sybylo]

@BlackberryTea the simple fact that only 53% of American voters are for impeachment and removal makes me question Americans values... so I said what I said

[@kaijumecha5766]

This gaslighting skill are beyond imagination, if you don’t impeach him ASAP, the whole world will become psychopaths

[@JohnSmith-ps7wp]

If his gaslighting skill are beyond imagination then how did you notice ? He's a clown.

[@jacquesmbikila5346]

🙊🇺🇸🤔🤔🤔I never been a president of the United States, I never met Pence or Pompe.... who? Mela.... who? No, none of them...Not even one... Ask them who they are?🙊😇🤔🤔🤔🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸America, we are lost.... Sad enough.🙊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤔😎🤗🙏👋👋👋

[@arunaaa301]

better wake up to the fact that the world is run by pedophiles.

[@arunaaa301]

@Stang5.0 killsya yes kamala harris will beat him! oops she dropped out too, my bad:))

[@JayDeeDubb]

arunaaa301 well the OP was wrong. People won’t become psychopaths, just half the country will become sycophants. Your are exhibit A. Wow a democrat dropped out of the race? I thought all 20 of them we’re going to get to be president. This is how a primary works.

[@conniebeal6000]

He doesn’t know the definition “Pathological Liar!”

[@fwatkins8394]

"if anyone is going to take advantage of American Companies is going to be Us." I am with stupid. I didn't vote for the guy

[@SoundsthatHealUs]

Mood for Enthusiasm

[@ll7868]

Trumski's never met "they" and the "people who say" things either, he just finds their post-it notes in his own handwriting on the bathroom mirror every morning.

[@frankgerlach5059]

Short term memory loss is an early indication of Alzheimer's disease.

[@MrLoobu]

He had all the indications when America vote for him. Bush started a war with stupidity and you guys voted him in again. America connects with the braindead dear leader type its very odd.

[@deomeslives]

@@MrLoobu majority of Americans don't vote. Think about that for a while...

[@thehellyousay]

It's a sign of guilt.

[@lgobi9649]

Poor Joe Biden

[@couragekarnga8735]

He's definitely got some major issues.

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

A guy he’s met twice, Kim Jong-Un, he’s best mates with but a man he’s been photographed with over decades he doesn’t known from a bar of soap.

[@TimelyCookie]

A bar of soap 😂

[@Dan_Ben_Michael]

@Alysha it’s a common expression where I’m from. 😂

[@Syglyon]

He's even better than Mariah Carey at not knowing people lmao

[@mr.jazzbodkelsey58]

His presidency is like "Mr. Magoo Does the White House: The Movie"

[@kindlin]

That has a 4 year run time!

[@mr.jazzbodkelsey58]

@@kindlin 4 seasons of the worst show in American history!

[@SoundsthatHealUs]

Mood for Enthusiasm

[@tselengbotlhole750]

It's not him saying "I don't know her/him" It's the squirrel he is wearing on his head saying it

[@titaniumman5569]

Tseleng Botlhole - I think the squirrel is in his head. That’s just a squirrels tail on his head.

[@tselengbotlhole750]

Titanium Man I believe you are right. It's in his head

[@davidsalcido383]

Titanium Man: “Ha! Ha! Ha! Great 👍 Post!!!

[@jschultz2363]

I'm waiting for him to say what is a crime never heard of it?

[@AussieAviator]

People who go against trump Trump: I don't know anybody, I never met them in my life

[@sheikyobooty9334]

DONTHECON IS RUNNING THE CON OF HIS LIFE ON AMERICA

[@stuartpedaso2949]

Great comeback, pointing out that anyone that has anything to do with Don Vito tRump ends up with a derailed life, true though it may be; quite an endorsement.

[@cbeaucrawford]

After Nixon's impeachment few Republicans would admit to voting for him.

[@sabrinawilliams3854]

Aussie Aviation 🤣

[@elizabethpadilla2081]

Trump should the abbot and costello baseball routine whose on first. lol.

[@gailcasey2082]

Poor Jimmy they are bashing you on fox. Keep on keeping on what you do. You enlighten me with information and laughs!! Thanks for what you do!

[@TubeDisabuser]

France is taxing Apple, Google, etc. on revenue taken in France -- totally legitimate.

[@thesunshinehome]

Did you see how worried Trump looked when the reporter asked him about prince andrew

[@yogijones8527]

How can republicans defend the fact that he doesn't know Prince Andrew... Pictures don't lie.....

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yeah, I'd be worried too if I were with a sexual predator.

[@thesunshinehome]

@@couragekarnga8735 I meant worried for himself - as in guilty looking

[@couragekarnga8735]

America after Trump: "Donald Who? Never met him."

[@hellooutsiders6865]

Just like their mass shootings

[@mleyenn]

Yessss lol

[@fidenemini111]

Trump never met his own brain.

[@Camila_loves.ROBLOX]

@@fidenemini111 now that is a good one🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏿

[@dell5816]

You Trump hatter's sure are Stupid. The DemolitionCraps have been at this for how long now. Holding up our country's progress while deflecting there faults in the other direction. I'm hoping for the day when everyone understands that this is Our country not the Democrats or the Republicans.

[@KevinMTV]

Feels like it’s been 10 years since this guy got elected

[@wilmer4258]

WILL IT EVER END????? We can't continue with this idiot in power. We are becoming a second world country. HIS rich friends continue to get richer on the back of the middle class

[@TheMrKobeBryant2012]

Because it's been hell ever since he replaced Obama

[@shockadelica8661]

Mario M - 20 years to life once he leaves office.

[@susiecolorado3821]

@@wilmer4258 There are still a lot of filthy rich politicians out there. Vote them OUT when you get the chance.

[@TheMrKobeBryant2012]

It was a shocker three years ago when Trump won the election. Rather suspicious too. I don't know why everyone is so surprised about this.

[@krudmonger]

"I don't know who [famous world leader] Putin is." - Trump running for U.S. leader in 2015

[@Jet-rx1ji]

How to turn the wealthiest country in the world into a laughing stock for dummies - DJT

[@shaansingh6048]

DJ Trump

[@joannedevine2141]

Everything trump says is such a projection of his fragile ego.

[@carltaylor4942]

Joanne Devine - It's also always a complete and utter load of bollocks.

[@kimberlys8422]

It's sad but true

[@daniel6323]

Best US president since Reagan no cap

[@GailEm]

"Sick", "deranged" ""has a complex"

[@couragekarnga8735]

Maybe we shouldn't have presidents who act like bratty teenagers.

[@kb_1481]

“It’s Good to have the Little Rat Back” Jimmy- 2019

[@Kidraver555]

Jimmy does a great job.

[@gergie4955]

Knowing he has so much support in this country is really depressing

[@siantopablo9149]

Yeah true

[@siantopablo9149]

He still is a crap

[@marymarsella9050]

Thank you, Jimmy.

[@jenj9837]

Thank you for these! It keeps me up on the news and cracks me up too! Xo

[@nicorobin5978]

I feel bad for all the many, fictional people that had to meet the unfortunately, very real Trump.

[@howardkerr8174]

I don't know why but scrolling through the comments, this one struck me as the funniest. With all the people Chump has met, it's amazing all the people he doesn't know. Rudy Giuliani will probably be the next person Chump doesn't know.

[@sheikyobooty9334]

ANYONE BUT THE PUSSYGRABBER 😀 2020

[@couragekarnga8735]

Has anyone considered that the guy's actually hallucinating?

[@NoalFarstrider]

He does meet a lot of people, and since Donald Trump is a narcissis I would see how he wouldn't remember any of them.

[@mark1952able]

@@couragekarnga8735 Bad Hallucinations at that

[@scottyskills8168]

Jimmy you are the best! thank you for the comic relief

[@arunaaa301]

yes, him and Colbert are great! no one can push Deep State propaganda like them.also that’s rich coming from someone who wastes his time watching that kimmel propaganda puppet.

[@scottyskills8168]

@@arunaaa301 haha you need to forget about KZbin comment fights and work on your English skills kid!

[@arunaaa301]

Scotty Skills i speak 7 languages, i doubt you speak more than one

[@scottyskills8168]

@@arunaaa301 I speak 2 but my point was you need some grammar lessons. If English is your 2nd language well then I guess I forgive you. hahafucking ha deep state niggas in thehoouuse!

[@scottyskills8168]

pussy trumpist bitches be hating

[@MrExEssex]

Trump Code, Lesson 1: "We'll see..." = "I have no clue..."

[@TheLumberjack1987]

Lesson 2: "Everyone says so" = "I say so" Lesson 3: "Nobody knew" = "only I didn't know" Lesson 4: "I don't know that person" = "I definitely, 100%, know that person"

[@junepwoo4529]

@@TheLumberjack1987 OMG, you are so correct

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's like we all have to speak another damn language!

[@gulleybruce6245]

You ever notice every time someone gets into trouble this buster say he doesn't know them. Sound just like a pre school child

[@tomcooper303]

Kim and I have a great relationship. I lend his regime credibility by meeting with him and holding summits with him, and in exchange, he gets to do whatever he wants.

[@realtalkwithLorin]

He's such a bad liar too! Lol.

[@americansteele1174]

Damn girl you look like one gorgeous snack!

[@juombe]

@@americansteele1174 A gorgeous snack, really?

[@deejaygunner5990]

the best i've ever seen it's so sub-jedi lol

[@sergeaylwin6196]

“We have a very good relationshit!”

[@sabrinawilliams3854]

The king of non-answers. Mr “We’ll see what happens”

[@Kari.F.]

Yes, that's apparently Trump’s idea of how a competent, assertive and strong leader with great and detailed plans talks: "We'll just have to see what happens." It is literally synonymous to "I have no idea what I'm talking about." Which is to be expected. This guy has forgotten the question by the time starts answering it, and the first half of his own sentence before he can finish his sentence. I have never heard anyone spew this amount of meaningless gooblygook 24-7 in my entire life!

[@invisiblekid99]

...."I'll let you know in a couple of weeks, you'll see." "big news, great news, perfect news"

[@julianWmontgomery]

6:57 How do Trump supporters watch stuff like this and STILL SUPPORT THE GUY

[@roystonmason9125]

they watch tv preachers !

[@blissurzu7216]

Fox News 😂

[@eloymorales1699]

Cus they are just like him...

[@prickyX]

In the words of Forrest Gump, " Stupid is as stupid does"..

[@johnlewis-mq2gm]

Hello beautiful, how are you?

[@MisterK1979]

2:54 I love that family just standing there in the background like they're posing for a Christmas card photo

[@ameenmk4095]

Jimmy : "How can there be a potato shortage?" The Irish : *nervous sweating*

[@aicarpediem1500]

Hahaha😹

[@ThenameisNiels]

Woaw woaw woaw... too soon! :p xD why didnt I think of that?? :D

[@howardkerr8174]

@@aicarpediem1500 What's wild is that a few years ago the British comedian Russell Howard talked about an impending potato shortage. Tho in that case researchers somehow discovered that it was caused by "depressed" potatoes. The crap some scientists can come up with.

[@thehellyousay]

Nah, these days, it'd be the Russians getting worried. The vodka must flow!

[@gotfreid]

nasty is a word he uses a lot. i believe his father called every thing he did not like nasty.

[@williamgleeson5300]

Hes gross

[@ellamitchell5566]

Hence his limited vocabulary

[@streakydrip8792]

Trumps cabinet is whiter than a Georgia country club 😂

[@BootlegFightVideo]

He liked the Hispanic Acosta though. Sad to see him go after that trouble with helping Jeffrey Epstein.

[@goldennuggetofwisdom5068]

Tyler Davis that's because the democrats have made minorities terrified of conservatives lol. All that the left does is race hustle and instil fear.

[@JayDeeDubb]

Golden nugget of wisdom No. Give Trump credit when credit is due, he did that all by himself. People don’t like children that look like them being put in cages. “ But the fake media! The deep state! The anti-Trumpers!” You all reed a new song.

[@mitchjones9342]

Golden nugget of wisdom Yawn, such intelligence. Thanks

[@mitchjones9342]

Jennifer Wagner Lol, exactly! I love their “deep state” it’s hilarious. This is the punishment of a bad educational system...and resist fear passed down to ignorant families wiling to absorb the stupidity.

[@molivroman9806]

great job jimmy!!

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

KZbinrs: "We need a meme to kick off the new decade" Trump: "Say no more"

[@francissreckofabian01]

Imagine if you could throw these clips in his face right after he says the opposite. The media never do it.

[@1Goobertron]

I suspect he would just claim fake news, and his followers would blindly believe that too

[@jeremybr2020]

Trump doesn't ever put himself into a position where the media would be able to call him out with a past video clip. You think the media would be able to wheel in a TV into one of his press conferences or that Trump would stick around as the media tries to pull up a video on their phone? Wouldn't happen. The only time Trump puts himself into a spot like that is when he goes on FOX NEWS, and they damn sure aren't going to so blatantly call out the President on all his lies.

[@mentos93]

@@1Goobertron CNN is fake news. Jimmy kimmel too.

[@Chunkboi]

Mentos 93 Trump is a fake president.

[@sunshine3914]

Fake billionaire. Total Fake.

[@ILoveGrilledCheese]

Why does he always claim other countries aren't doing well economically? Almost every country is doing better than the United States economically. 🙄

[@ilexevergreen5405]

because many people take his word for it

[@williamphillips2671]

Every time trumps talks bad about the people around him it sounds like he is describing himself

[@katalac]

He is...he is projecting

[@susiecolorado3821]

Like minds think alike. And we have a shitload in his evil court.

[@debbie541]

memory of an elephant, OMG the man is bonkers I don't know him, I never met him but go for a walk with him occasionally

[@Lux7355]

Wow, it really is amazing, *_every time_* Dump insults someone, he describes himself, literally every time. And not just loose descriptions either, he's _pretty specific,_ his description of Schiff describes _him_ to a t.

[@jacquelineleubin5004]

"It would have been a war now if it wasn't for me" ...No it wouldn't!

[@angiolochiesa5833]

oh yes it would ,thats exactly what the THE NEW WORLD ORDER WANTS..USA at war aNd makes armament manufactures rich supplying both sides.. NOW COME ON YOU POOR BRAINWASHED PEOPLE . SEEK YE THE TRUTH . JIMMY IS A TRAITOR AND WILL END UP IN PRISON.

[@stuartpedaso2949]

Thanks Jimmy! If we didn't have you to help us laugh … we'd all be crying.

[@andrewcampbell9595]

4:20 reminds me of the George Bush quote: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we".

[@noididnt7972]

Prophetic.

[@andrewcampbell9595]

@Mario M don't you have a princess peach to save mario?

[@raymondvorndran4306]

EPIC. I LOVED THAT!

[@WhoopsieDayZ]

@City Point Ask around in the Middle-East what they think about Obama. The exact same as they do about Bush. Trump = change. The only president that is actively trying to STOP the US from entering illegal wars in the ME.

[@strangerofthe2067]

What about “fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, can’t get fooled again.”

[@paulpolpiboon9535]

"If it weren't for me" Wow who says that

[@ImranKhan-ey6ws]

Just one thing I have to say God Bless America.

[@edforest6344]

I’m still waiting for trump to say “I’ve never met Gulianni” lol....trump memory and loyalty only last as long as the person serves Trumps best interests.

[@edforest6344]

Julie W. he has distanced himself from partners that he no longer has use for since he worked with his father, For a man that claims to have genius level intellect you would think he could think of better responses about his partners and subordinates that were caught doing illegal deeds for him.

[@razamanaz8199]

Merry impeachment and a happy new president, my wish for us all 🙏🏻🎊🎉

[@mychrome]

Lol perfect

[@wilmer4258]

AMEN!!!! MAY GOD BLESS US.

[@dell5816]

Yeah . It's pretty bad when All of our past president were only allowed to speak with a prepared speech and not there own brain. Boy could you imagine. At least Bush just kept his mouth shut most the time because he refused to say what he was told.... Most of you do and say things just as Trump does so get off you're Box.... Get rid of both parties and all the B/S in the white house will stop.....

[@dell5816]

You mean a happy new president for the DemolitionCraps to attack. Instead of working with for the better of our country

[@razamanaz8199]

Franz Kafka Please do 👍😊

[@thomasridley8675]

Trump always had a problem tying to act like a normal human.

[@pinklady6042]

Because he's a narcissist.

[@mushrooka]

@David Lawrence wtf are you talking about slavery for in 2019

[@landonarchuleta2495]

Erik On behalf of all Republicans, we don’t claim him.

[@mickeylara2111]

He is the genius president that can't remember.

[@zazodream4218]

Its really embarrassing.... hes embarrassing us....

[@pdsmooth]

who is "us"?...you and your beta male buddies down at the incest farm??

[@johntao6822]

He's a helluva SHAME, embarrassing ALL Americans

[@annawimpey5307]

He's emboldening revolution by standing up for America, instead of bending over like Obama did on his World Appology Tour of a presidency.

[@pbrucpaul]

"Duhh, Kim and I fell in Love!" But he's still my little Rocket man even to this day."

[@Vretens]

pbruc brooks and we know where he wants Kim to place his rocket and fire off.

[@pbrucpaul]

@@Vretens Tell what "We" know

[@masonfarnsworth6730]

"Adam hes crazy. Bad childhood. Know nothing about him." "Kim great man. Had a good father. Hes likes rockets so let's keep it like that."

[@haroldmoore8385]

Dude is a total moron.

[@landisgallagher]

Jimmy is the best

[@mzwandilemdlela6847]

Trump: That's why I call him rocket man .. Reporter: Is that helpful?

[@adam_p99]

That “I’ve never met them” comments were about Eric, Don Jr. and the other non Ivanka girl.

[@couragekarnga8735]

She must be laughing her ass off right now!

[@jameslen83]

Poor tiffany.

[@draxisweb3494]

Notice when asked about someone with a name he’s “never met em” yet when he wants to make himself look good and tell an anecdote it’s always “I know this guy...a very good guy...who told me...” uh huh suuuuuuuure what’s the guys name then huh?

[@susiecolorado3821]

He's an idiot. One day I will pretend he never existed. Hopefully soon.

[@whiteshadow8520]

Why would the US tax companies for business they did overseas? Does it mean no foreign companies will be taxed in the US?

[@kristinek2916]

Hysterical 😂. Love you Jimmy!

[@missingcasey]

Touché, Jimmy!

[@pano3607]

He’s such a bad liar!! Lol “What do you think of Prince Andrew stepping down?” “I don’t know him” Ummm... didn’t ask if you knew him... Whoops!

[@christhompson9486]

🤣👍

[@couragekarnga8735]

I don't think pathological liars do it because they're good. They just can't help it.

[@michelez715]

The classic one was when he was the Repub nominee and was asked what he thought about David Duke endorsing him. He replied he didn't know David Duke, never met him etc. One doesn't need to have met or known Duke, to know what he represents, but Trump just couldn't say that what Duke stands for is abhorrent to him.

[@mickeyrosa7226]

@@michelez715 Absolutely and I remember that when trump said that.

[@fairdinkum977]

Putin - finish off NATO, they stand in my way! trump - NATO is obsolete, my Master!

[@karimaogden3875]

MAGA= Moscow Agent Governing America.

[@cellyurr]

Putin- DEW IT!

[@deborahgarrett2997]

As I read this, I envisioned Palpatine before a kneeling, newly dubbed Vader. If you think about all the parallels, it stops being funny, though. Especially when you consider that George Lucas borrowed certain fascist traits from WWII history.

[@deanna5612]

But I dont know Putin lol

[@FBab-jb4lp]

why are you Americans have complex with Russia ??? can someone explain that ??

[@thichthing]

"I never knew him!" Jesus will prob say the same thing to him on judgement day!!!

[@nope_no_nunya.]

😳Matthew 7 verse 23😳

[@teo5836]

Why must you say that about our widdle Trumpito?

[@dell5816]

And now Jesus will say the same about you

[@teo5836]

City Point yanks? 🧐 go on..

[@raymondvorndran4306]

@@dell5816 NAIVE

[@mark1952able]

keep up the good work Jimmy

[@dynastyduck3799]

Love you, love you, Jimmy. Ok, we love you more.

[@russellcampbell9198]

Did you cop that look as Andrew's name was mentioned?

[@NewMessage]

"... Seen here, sandwiching Melania..." He said sandwiching, but my mind saw spit roasting.

[@whocares2087.1]

Melania is as awful as he is.

[@seaninness334]

Because you are naughty and now you've corrupted me. I can't not picture that now. Funny, in a horrible way...

[@agbooladaniel7773]

Who was in front, who came in from behind. Please do not leave it to the imagination.

[@larapalma3744]

@Laverne Blaszczyk Same!

[@larapalma3744]

@@insanenative445 Actually roughly half the population wouldn't

[@jdalexi590]

I am neither Democrats nor Rebublicants but Trump is going demented.

[@Dom-tz8tf]

I look forward to these every day lol

[@paulcarroll7487]

Usually Kimmels videos are 3-5 minutes long, this is the longest kimmel video I've seen

[@chareltrihart5836]

I almost expected to hear him say Kim Jung who? I don’t know him.