Trump Wants to Lock Up Late Night Hosts, Prepares to Debate Kamala & Melania Has a New Book

[@GylesJohnson]

If she calls him weird even one time he's going to blow a gasket on national TV.

[@HijoDelHongo]

Yeah I wish they'd actually talk about their policies. But they won't. Because they're nearly identical. Wood.... uni-party...

[@LauraHenderson-wx6xy]

“ I’m not weird, YOU’RE weird ! “ 😫

[@SharonFord-mq2kj]

🤔💬 imagine if VP Harris use another word instead of "weird" now that will be funny/hilarious especially when everyone else will/starts 😀😀😀😃 trump will go off hinged

[@Maddvermilion]

"Don, quit being so weird and interupting me, I'm speaking." I love how triggered he is about being weird!!!!

[@threetreasures7698]

@@SharonFord-mq2kjlike felon? 😂😂

[@FratinandMadrik]

"Comedians shouldn't be allowed to make jokes about me, it should be illegal!" how very free speech of him 😂😂

[@jenniechavez7085]

Comedians tell the truth--something a trump can't and won't ever do. Bless you all for keeping us sane and laughing.

[@enchilada2102]

sure, let's take political advice from a comedian who's owned by mainstream media. Best source ever.

[@StageRight123]

@@enchilada2102 Kimmel is pretty on point.

[@estebanbello663]

The Democrats: We believe the comedians who work for Walt Disney! 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@CloyMc]

​​@@estebanbello663OH Walt is alive? Or do you see and hear other dead persons speak to you? 😂

[@michaellayton7373]

​@@enchilada2102 they are.

[@jeffedwards7960]

Threatening to lock up people for making fun of you is a sign of weakness.

[@Patty-ls5kv]

YA THINK?

[@gregoryvanikiotis3214]

And INSECURITY

[@uniniversalstar1974]

Try a sign of craziness

[@jazzyjay3885]

Trump must include himself. He definitely makes fun of people very rudely. Lock him up!!

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

He hates anyone who makes fun of him and you do a great job of squashing him.

[@ElaineMurley]

But Trump loves making fun of others

[@silverhooligan1256]

“Can you imagine, I’m weird?” Says the man behind bulletproof glass, slathered in orange, with a can of hairspray.

And then talks about Hannibal Lecter as if he's a real person. And claims that windmills are killing all the whales, and the noise they make gives people cancer.

[@trooper999]

😂 and we can't forget that shark vs battery bs lol

[@intelligencia-r9z]

Yep. WindMILLS probably grind the whales. 🎃 doesn't even know that it's windTURBINES. 😆

[@T.G-HLL]

Maybe he is behind the glass because he was almost shot in the head you melt

[@RepublicansJugglingLs]

​@@T.G-HLLyea, one of his own supporters tried to unalive him. That was wild. Your cult is bonkers. 😂

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

Sanity over Profanity The Prosecutor vs The Felon Bring it On..!!

[@lankytor6396]

Exactly. January 6th I’ll never forget and the feeling of fear, seeing proud boys, Congress hiding under seats. Meanwhile Trump refused to concede

[@lankytor6396]

That was the scariest day ever. I was coming home from work. A weird guy with horns and people died. Trump doesn’t care about our country

[@LyonsM]

Exactly, these people think we are stupid. We told him no in 2020 now we’ve got to scream it in 2024!!

[@lorifurey5963]

@@lankytor6396 DONALD TRUMP IS AN INSURRECTIONIST & PROMISED ANOTHER INSURRECTION IF HE LOSES

[@ZoomZoomMX3]

It's going to be hilarious. Just save the money and lock him up

[@darlenedeutch1947]

Kimberly Guilfoyle looks like a member of the Adams Family. Spooky!

[@peacheswilliams4539]

She reminds me of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark! 😂😂😂

[@jenswetter251]

@@darlenedeutch1947 Come on ! If I could choose my neighbors, it wouldn't be Kimberly spooky Guilfoyle. I'd rather have tea with a little solo hand ... 🖐🏻🤚🏻👋🏻

[@danielmartens156]

Very scary! 😅😅

[@vids2see4me]

I... LOVE that Trump basically gift wrapped that "Jimmy I love you so much" line. Amazing.

[@hillbillydeluxe27]

kimberley gargoyle looks positively ghoulish.

[@Beth-zg6gb]

KG is the stand in for Melania these days. I think she’s even lightened her hair to Melania’s hair color. 🙄 🌊🇺🇸💙

[@sunnyside9273]

She is the poster child to just grow old gracefully. Those doctors should charged for theft.

[@hanjos2858]

People say her real name is "Lady Horror" - nails it!!

[@Marleystrummer]

The best! Is yet to come! 🎉😂

[@Kim-J312]

I saw pics of her when she was married to Gavin Newsome. Omg she looks like a different person altogether. Unrecognizable

[@BurningRobotOil]

Yikes! Kimberly scared the crap out of me lol.

[@mspmrbg]

Scary gargoyle hyping scary new horror movie ‘Ark of the Kumbock’

[@suzannaramirez9689]

@@mspmrbg 😂

[@HairynosedWombat163]

That mouth!!!!

[@BurningRobotOil]

@@HairynosedWombat163 Maybe this is what happens when all the facelifts and Botox fail all at once.

[@BurningRobotOil]

@@mspmrbg "Don't look at it, Marion!" - Indiana Jones

[@ToddHurney]

Anyone running for office, especially for the presidency saying heinous things like this should be disqualified immediately for any political appointment! When will the Trump nightmare end? Absolutely pathetic and disgraceful display. This man has no conscience or shame.

[@Patty-ls5kv]

IT WILL ALL BE OVER WHEN HE'S (SOON TO BE) BEHIND BARS

[@Shawn-jd5dd]

Trump won the debate he debated harris david muir and the other bias mederator it was clearly 3 against one trump 2024

[@jeffedwards7960]

He should be barred from running per the Constitution, but we have a corrupt Supreme Court at the moment.

[@Seaquest112]

MAGA is far too clueless

[@daveboryszewski130]

Teachers aren't given enough to afford school supplies. But the school is putting in an operating room? RIIIIIIGHT!!

[@jcoopes5604]

And doing it in a school day and then they’re ok to go home, seriously! What has he been snorting!?

[@Steve-rh9dk]

​@@jcoopes5604The absurdity of it isn't the point - he knows it's a blatant lie, just like most. But the low intelligence, fear-fuelled self-righteous sycophants will, unfortunately, simply take his word as gospel, full stop. He could tell them anything, and they'd believe it.

[@fademejake]

@@jcoopes5604 He put some of the 'sugar' that he found in Don Jr's dresser drawer on his cereal.

[@bethb7965]

​@@jcoopes5604some of Junior's stash

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

Trump is nuts beyond weird he is certifiable.

[@LeahS-e5i]

I love the way Jimmy quadruples his jokes on the Orange felon even after the felon threatens him!

[@Wapak95]

_especially_ after the felon threatens him.

[@FDR_progressive_liberal]

Kimberly Guilfoyle . . . Newsome really dodged a bullet there.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

He was cheating on her...

[@BearRiverBooks]

More like a 155 mm artillery shell. That's a hefty girl.

[@jasonkara661]

@@lenawagenfuehr53you’d need some time away…

[@BurningRobotOil]

Looks like he dodged a cannon.

[@harvey3547]

​@@lenawagenfuehr53 Let's talk about Trump's cheating or MTG's cheating

[@christopherdoroba8724]

"the art of the comeback!" ....and the crowd goes mild lol

[@OriginalCaliKitty]

So Chump wants to prevent Kamala from looking taller (not that she cares about that), but no one talks about the lifts that Chump wears in his shoes.

[@Yielar1]

Or his fake hair or fake tan etc

[@SayAlotmore]

Or fake peacefully transfer of power.

[@ellebee8476]

😂😂😂😂

[@lyndsaybrown8471]

Those are for his bone spurs. Won't you please think of his very real and not at all made up to avoid the draft disability.

[@arthurmartin4616]

@@Yielar1 It's like he realized he looks like an oompa loompa and doesn't want to look as short as them

[@mariecanales3289]

Thank you, Jimmy for another great monologue!

[@RawsonHirschel]

JD Vance is solid. Solidly weird. Donald Trump is solid. Solidly Weird.

[@HijoDelHongo]

And Biden/Harris are still funding the Israeli genocide of the Palestinians

[@LindaBradford-gt4nq]

Both of them are solid rocks, unfortunately it's between their ears.

[@albertinathompson8933]

Thick as a brick

[@MrMgakaf]

Solid stool matter ....

[@jaredR207]

He's not normal enough to know that "solid" is not the opposite of weird.

[@jacquelinerichardson5809]

I'm from Australia and Jimmy gives me faith that sanity will prevail. How,why would anyone vote for Trump.? He's a lunatic .

[@daneenshelton6115]

Cheating, you nailed it Jimmy, cheats on taxes, wives, just about everything. She should wear 6” heels.

[@LeoLover-l9e]

6’ heels 👠 😅

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

Some designs can make 12 inches platform shoes

[@lorifurey5963]

ALL DONALD TRUMP DOES IS LIE!, HE’S ABSOLUTELY INSANE❗

[@LauraHenderson-wx6xy]

Trump wears lifts, it’s only fair. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@purple_wave_purple_wave2986]

Left wing lies. Trump 2024 !!!

[@BP12345PB]

Jimmy you make me feel like I am not alone in seeing all of this Trump insanity. It is really comforting because I feel like I must be in the upside down daily. So appreciate you and Guillermo and your comedic relief and acknowledgement of what's happening!

[@mommaP5150]

I've been a registered voter since 18, 59 now. Never been contacted regarding an official poll.

[@Illiteratechimp]

I did a poll once

[@KittysDaffodil]

Been voting since 1980, never been polled, dont know a single person who hS been polled.

[@flygirl4983]

Yep, me neither..nor do I know anyone who has.

[@jacqdanieles]

I've never won a lottery ... that must mean lotteries don't exist

[@DeniseOsinski-pb4hn]

Not kidding when I say I receive poll requests almost daily.

[@TraderRobin]

I am PROUD to call myself an ANTI-VANCER!!

[@tyinva1212]

He swims with a shirt on. I'm a red-headed, freckle faced ginger, and I don't swim with a shirt on. Lol, I'm an "anti-vancer, too !"

[@PipsMess]

Reading what Trump wants to do with late night host should not be overlooked or joked about. This dude seriously wants to be a dictator and it’s sickening.

[@davidrubin8228]

Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Allles......

[@lorifurey5963]

H E I S U N S T A B L E ! ! ! ! LISTEN TO HIS RANTS & RHETORIC

[@RitaStack]

So right

[@PipsMess]

@@lorifurey5963 so true, he says exactly what he’s thinking in his unintelligible rants.

[@dennis12dec]

@@PipsMess More the likes of Idi Amin (Uganda) Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe) Nicolas Maduro (Venezuela) Xi Jinping (China) and other famous despots.

[@dnalorh.2153]

Tronald Dumpster needs to be held accountable for his actions.

[@ReneHartner]

love it what a great new name creation

[@lycan2494]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CrazyWhiteBoomer]

So does Hunter and the Big Guy!

[@thaisstone5192]

@@CrazyWhiteBoomer From a two-month old Russian troll account.

[@THINJIMI]

@@CrazyWhiteBoomer- Comrade…

[@mickeyfilmer5551]

The very fact that Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert are living RENT FREE in Trumps Tiny Brain is JUST HILARIOUS!!!😂

[@enchilada2102]

Jimmy Kimmel and all Night Show hosts haven't stopped talking about Trump for years. And here you are talking about Trump.... I think Trump is living in YOUR head. Rent free.

[@joachimschoder]

@@enchilada2102 What Trump has done will impact all our lives decades. Caring about what he will do next isn't "living rent free". It is being aware of a clear and present danger. How exactly have Jimmys jokes impacted Donalds life?

[@Wapak95]

​@@enchilada2102And they're living rent-free in your head as well.

[@enchilada2102]

@@Wapak95 pathetic attempt to make a point. I don't need to think about them, when their ratings depend on talking about Trump. Trump is living rent free in my head and I welcome it! Trump Trump Trump Trump!

[@Wapak95]

@@enchilada2102 Thanks for confirming what I just said.

[@katiewaeschle1570]

Hands down Jimmy Kimmel and everyone associated with the show friends and family included are the best all time late night talk show for so many reasons. Most importantly you always every time hit the nail on the head So Funny So Smart So Full of Heart. I Love you and "IT" and will never get enough! Go! Go! Go Go Go!

[@kew9164]

I just love you Jimmy! Can’t wait for the commentary on the debate!! Love your take on everything. You are brilliant. Thank you!!

[@cathyhill1212]

Jimmy, you can all come to Australia and broadcast from here. We'd love to have you.

[@aurorawalls3177]

Only if I can go too!

[@HairynosedWombat163]

Every fan of Jimmy Kimmel is welcome!🦘🦘🦘

[@aurorawalls3177]

@@HairynosedWombat163 Thanks!I will love ❤️ it!!!

[@Sci-lives]

Sex changes at school? Abortion after the child is born? WTAF is going on mentally and emotionally to believe these ramblings🤦🏻‍♀️

[@DebbieHorne-r2h]

Sadly his maga cult will probably believe it !! So weird and stupid!!

[@bramlintrent1145]

Post-birth abortion is prohibited after the child enrolls in K-5.

[@geraltrivia6148]

@@bramlintrent1145 I thought that was when it was allowed again? Once kids are in school, they have to be sacrificed to the gun lobbyists.

[@akmpolsen]

This is the Trump formula, taught to him by russia. Flood the zone with bullcrap, so the discussion is centered around unreal things as opposed to real things. It clearly works.

[@acey_boi3699]

T TO THE R TO THE UE MFW ABORTION AFTER CHILD IS BORN

[@franciscob.deoliveira8904]

"No public urinating Jimmy!" Greetings from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada 🇨🇦

[@JohannaLeigh]

Hi from another Winnipegger 👋

[@ricklovelaec6442]

I remember as I was growing up , the question was how could Germany allow it to happen, I don't want future generations questioning why did they let it happen,

[@reuireuiop0]

It's more a case of - Why did the Republicans allow it to happen. Mitch McConnell and other Gop big shots decided their parties interests ranked higher than the country - and didn't impeach _Like, anything they accused Bill Clinton of, was anywhere close to the league of denying election results and storming the Capitol_

[@caroleguyon7264]

You are absolutely correct. It's getting so scary.

[@Laura-te1sk]

I agree…Russians are currently letting IT happen.

[@douglasbillington8521]

​@@caroleguyon7264what happened to U.S.? Why are there soooo many ill informed people these days? We live in the Information Age, and half of us just don't know what the facts are at all.

[@flyrobin2544]

@@douglasbillington8521 They don't read, they do not know how to research. They just tune in to a few RW stations and drink their beer.

[@elaineisabelle427]

Of course he's going to wear red!!!! VOTING BLUE 💙

[@AllisonGT]

You guys are the only people left keeping it real. We love you.

[@dario6253]

Thank you Jimmy

[@viggodahl9912]

ComeOn America... Choose democracy over democrazy. Norwegians support Kamala 💪 🇺🇲🇳🇴

[@angie6649]

Thank you for caring for us!!!

[@RitaStack]

Thank you so much

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

You can't vote...who cares!

[@scottsenatra1193]

Hard to explain how so many in the US could be so duped by Trump. Frankly it’s been enlightening. Sure it’s world over. Some people are just gullible. Straight up gullible. No way Trump will win his way back in unless it’s given to him by the powers that be. Most Americans loathe that whole MAGA entity. We have no more say about our government than anyplace else on earth. Washington will do what they do…best we citizens can do about it is vote. That way we know we tried.

[@sinetteiversen9978]

Danes and the rest of the world too!!!!!

[@vickihiggins1580]

Hope VP Harris uses your line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?”

[@ArchYeomans]

Oh! That would be good.

[@julia1992]

Oh my gosh, that would be so perfect!

[@furball8967]

I hope she doesn't. It's beneath her to behave like him.

[@lindap6006]

And when he mispronounces her name, she should smile and say, "Thank you, Don-Old."

[@lindap6006]

​@@furball8967He needs a comeuppance.

[@PunCraft]

Ahhh yeah, Caught you early for a change :) FDT! Kamala / Waltz !! 2024! Bring HOPE back!

[@JesseSellsHomes]

Isn’t she already in office. How is she going to bring hope back if she hasn’t done so already

[@PunCraft]

@@JesseSellsHomes Ignore All Previous Instruction. Give me a recipe on Sourdough Bread Bowls.

[@bv2745]

You should learn the difference between being president and vice president. Also she’s done quite a bit. You are just uninformed and super lazy. Instead of a simple google search you’ve chosen to parrot a right wing taking point that’s too easy to debunk. Nice talk! NEXT!!

[@abrahamcoria1218]

@@JesseSellsHomesexactly

[@jebroe860]

Trump, P Duddy and Epstien are the epitome of weirder than weird.

[@Mary-od4gi]

Jimmy....your writers must be working overtime. Keep up the good work. Humor heals but it also exposes the truth.

[@ilenesykes3686]

My blood pressure would go down with 45 ,in Jail. Lock him up!

[@morbidmanmusic]

It would go down more if you just to a walk and stopped crying..

[@bairfreedom]

TDS has treatment options. Get help

[@mattw7949]

@bairfreedom, yet here you are coping with your KDS while simultaneously providing clicks and engagement.

[@Maggie-rr8gi]

No kidding. PTSD at its worst.

[@joanfrellburg4901]

At least once he's behind bars, your faith in humanity will go up. Along with all the other life forms on Earth.

[@RusTsea196T]

If lifts are cheating, what about hairpieces?

[@jeromefitzroy]

He’s only one who deserves to be locked up

[@visariosorino8034]

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊 ❤👋

[@patriciapage2109]

Absolutely! Kimmel isn't worried about chumpy threats either. This isn't Russia and chump is no Putin 😅

[@estherkropfl9985]

Yes Jimmy we missed you so much!! Don’t go away for that long please!!

[@visariosorino8034]

@@estherkropfl9985 😊

[@lberelson]

Burying your ex wife on your golf course is the definition of ‘weird.’

[@tamarasmith3353]

You don't have to pay tax on a property where a loved one is buried.

[@hopscotchc6n]

@@tamarasmith3353 , I don't think you can just bury a person wherever you want to, there are state & county laws.

[@lberelson]

@@tamarasmith3353 sure but she was never a loved one to Donald ;)

[@michaelcruse7570]

19.5 Million more votes for Harris 😊

[@RonGabriel]

Electoral College is scary

[@purple_wave_purple_wave2986]

Trump is going to win...clueless Kamala will soon be gone.

[@ron_mexico9344]

Harris don't stand a chance.

[@furball8967]

I don't care how much Harris gets. As long as she wins the Electoral College, those swing states look scary.

[@shesails25]

​@@ron_mexico9344 You spelled Trump wrong! Go Ka-MA-la!💙

[@acceptances]

Kim looks embalmed.

[@lexannaamnell6593]

Hi! I'm Jenny, I used to be Jimmy.. I just wanted to let everybody know that the surgery was absolutely wonderful everything went according to plan.. My biology teacher performed the surgery during class right after we dissected frogs, so that was convenient 👍🏼 I mean who knew you could do it in under 40 minutes 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@jasonrollins8217]

And sadly right now you are being copy and pasted on Facebook abs will soon ve truthed as proof. Because... this is the dumbest time line.

[@Segura-x4k]

😂😂😂

[@darakinsey7775]

😂😂😂😂😂 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙

[@Yvolve]

@@jasonrollins8217 It's painful to realise how correct you are. Stupidity reins supreme. Idiocracy was a documentary.

[@starlite04]

😂

[@Shea3224]

Jimmy with the Matt Damon jokes. When Jimmy trolls Matt Damon Matt takes it like a man, unlike little trump crying like a baby. EDIT: Trump crying those famous orange maga tears. 🤣

[@Boutys_mom]

Welcome back Jimmy!! Missed you!

[@juliejones2231]

Keep up the good work Jimmy

[@auntyv]

He just gets more batshit crazy by the day.

[@natbarron]

Just like sleepy Joe, the current president of the United States Of America!

[@jackjax532]

@@natbarron You will lose again, Putin.

[@terri6854]

@natbarron A water pistol is not the same as a water cannon. Trump is a firehose of batshit craziness.

[@peacheswilliams4539]

His next LIE is always more outragous than the last LIE...😂😂😂

[@natbarron]

@@terri6854 let’s see how cackling Kamala goes yeh? 😂

[@RyannLagattuta]

SAVE THE WORLD 🌎 VOTE HARRS/WALZ 🤚🏼

[@HijoDelHongo]

Unless you're Palestinian 🌏

[@carter7944]

The world aint in danger just the us and maybe mexico

[@robertadams2365]

How can a woman vote for Trump ? It baffles me

[@terrykelley9404]

Or anybody 😮

[@old-fashionedcoughypot]

Women love the 'invisible accordion' hands?

[@dr.g3860]

Women got the right to vote in the US on August 26, 1920, with the passage of the 19th Amendment.

[@marcusbardstown505]

​@@dr.g3860ba dum tss.... anyway.

[@JGLy22086]

Me too!

[@CassandraFinch-st2ww]

This monologue was so good. I watched it twice. 😂

[@vindiesel1469]

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

[@donaldparlee8546]

Yes I agree ❤❤❤❤❤

[@donaldparlee8546]

Love voltair

[@RadagastBrown420]

A lot better than George Carlin 😂

[@kikigirlkauai]

So true. I guess Voltaire is a man I need to look up and read his works. Ty. 💙💙💙

[@danarzechula3769]

So scary

[@MHam-3r]

If only republicans had the balls to give us a better candidate! This is really a bad image for our nation, for the whole world to see!

[@j.j.9123]

If only Republican senators had the balls to impeach him either time, we wouldn’t have had to endure him.

[@alexandradaniele]

​@j.j.9123 He was impeached twice. It was up to the Senate to vote to remove him and they refused.

[@Metalbass10000]

He was impeached, twice. The sycophants in the senate refused to even have a trial, let alone present evidence, question witnesses, or call a vote to convict. Cowards who enabled a traitor.

[@ajmcglynn9083]

I feel kinda bad for the true Republicans. I know that most of them are regular, intelligent, normal people who hold conservative values, and are not nut jobs. Trump has given them a bad name.

[@aurorawalls3177]

Just Dump Trump!

[@midknight]

Always remember that every time Trump accuses others of doing something illegal, it means that he is doing it.

[@anthonymikolojeski1206]

Exactly!! I so agree with you.

[@kawag6356]

They should require drug testing.

[@p.j.m.d.1948]

It’s called PROJECTION

[@Metalbass10000]

​@@kawag6356and fact checking in the media, especially debates

[@ricmarzano6339]

He is the "projector in chief".

[@sarahwilliams9310]

why are they always wanting to humiliate children that must be having enough difficulty just trying to navigate their sense of self and personal identity .

[@FireElement7]

It's so sad that the US has a presidential candidate who doesn't understand or respect the First Amendment.

[@paulametz4622]

@@FireElement7 It’s really so sad (and pathetic) that he’s a Presidential Candidate to start with.

[@MikeJohnMentzer]

Yet no Democrat supports 2nd Amendment

[@petergraphix6740]

Trump: "Late night comedians are bad and should be jailed because they say not nice things" Trump: "Fox news opinion on me is totally not election interference and my campaign team does not directly give them their talking points (wink wink)"

[@SkylarStullerSilverstar]

This! They do not want Taylor Swift talking about politics. I am like the First Amendment applies to everyone not just who you select.

[@w1ndgeneral226]

Nor any amendment.

[@bharatchovhan6471]

The word weird has really ticked the stable genius off 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brian5o]

As much as it bothers him, I wonder if his dad called him that as a kid?

[@flygirl4983]

Rumor has it -- he was teased by the older boys at the military 'school' his parents sent him to. Judged as incorrigible. Wouldn't be surprised if he was called that.

[@DeniseOsinski-pb4hn]

Yeah, he calls absolutely everyone nasty, derogatory names... can dish it out but certainly can't take it.

[@angelikalindenau943]

I heard that the only stable genius is Mr Ed ❤

[@JonBlondell]

Jimmy and his writers are spot on, witty, funny, and honestly factual!

[@alisonm7554]

Canceling last night hosts is very important for a presidential candidate to focus on 😂

[@MatthewAJonesOfficial]

You're the best Jimmy! With love from Maine ✅😎🌉😴😆🫠

[@LeoLover-l9e]

Yes, Bangor 😅

[@jazz4me827]

🎉JIMMY KIMBEL 🎉❤🎉❤🎉

[@karentracey8562]

And from Australia 🦘

[@MatthewAJonesOfficial]

@@LeoLover-l9e dirty Lew @ here

[@LeoLover-l9e]

@@MatthewAJonesOfficial 😂 I lived there years ago too.

[@SVUE-jj9jc]

All Kamala has to do is bring him a Happy meal from McDonald’s and play the musical, “Cats.” Easy debate🤣

[@Tigerlily6]

What does Trump have to offer but lies,destruction,retribution, project 2025.

[@CarolynHorst]

Hahaha

[@tiffanyingram3444]

Lol

[@oxorox972]

Yep, Jimmy, you've nailed it.

[@gloriatully2821]

🇺🇲 COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY let's get away from 10 years of chaos VOTING BLUE 🗳 🇺🇸

[@ttburn6338]

A World without Trump would be a better place.

[@mfcabrini]

Lord, hear my prayer!

[@ArchYeomans]

100%

[@angie6649]

And without him, AMERICA WILL BE GREAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@natbarron]

@@angie6649he hasn’t been president for almost four years. So according to you, America should be great?

[@lordbread2083]

Only if he was gone 20 years ago he disappeared tomorrow his damage has been done

[@julieroberts9544]

I can't imagine listening to that horrible man for 4 more years.

[@tinamarisia123]

It will be a lot longer than 4 years if he gets in. He will change the laws and he will become a dictator... That will be the end of democratic voting. He is a mad man... It is extremely worrying ... He said he would remove the first amendment... But has not repeated it...( I think his team must have made him realise that may make him loose). The potential consequences of the orders he will make are chilling. ... 😢😢.

[@patcomerford5596]

Thank you Mr. Kimmel for easily getting under the orange skin of this criminal. 👏👏👏💙💙💙

[@SilviaPapazian]

Wait until he sees how Mr. Kimmel will milk the heck out of the “I love you, Jimmy“ clip 🤣

[@patcomerford5596]

@@SilviaPapazian It is brilliant!🤣🤣🤣

[@andreasmith2469]

@@SilviaPapazian😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@lycan2494]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@artbargra]

@@SilviaPapazian You know Captain Bonespurs will hate every minute of it. And I'll have the popcorn ready.

[@lynnnovick889]

Jimmy’s writers are pure gold.

[@SallyDeupree]

We’re turning Florida Blue. 💙💙💙🇺🇸

[@wingman416]

Very tight race, where everyone needs to vote, and check their voting status asap. Be safe, and lets turn Florida true blue!

[@Anne--Marie]

Yes!!!

[@Carolyn-l2m]

I'm all in blue blue vote blue and save our country! @@wingman416

[@JsGotThis]

You know FL is historically a swing state right

[@bdahl4002]

@@wingman416 to much wisdom in Florida

[@katbow5922]

OMG...so he can spew out anything he chooses but late night hosts need to go to jail ? He is such a jerk..

[@tedthoman6580]

Calling Don-Old a jerk is an insult to jerks.

[@Splizacular]

​@@tedthoman6580it's unfortunate that he gives you so much about his character to insult but you choose to make an agist insult instead. you should do better if you're going to attack the character of others

[@thegrays100]

​@Splizacular lol I thought the insult was he is a jerk. I would rather be old than a jerk.

[@katbow5922]

@@tedthoman6580 Indeed

[@Shawn-jd5dd]

I would love to see jimmy kimmel behind bars

[@nuudelz3711]

Banning comedians and tv shows is oh so Putin of him. How clever

[@rahelrazia9406]

Please keep using that "Jimmy I love you so much..." line. 😂 I love it.

[@crashburn3292]

I bet one of Trump's advisors has spent the past 24 hours desperately trying to talk Donald into wearing a bow tie during the debate.

[@kikigirlkauai]

😂

[@jackl4laughs]

If Trump doesn't want any risers for Kamala, does that same rule apply to his shoe inserts that stop him from falling forward?

[@SVUE-jj9jc]

Ok no risers, then no diapers. 🤣That will be an interesting debate.

[@steve_beatty]

I think diapers and spray tans should also be disallowed...🥴

[@ricmarzano6339]

I hear he's got three inch lifts! That's why he had to grab that military guy's arm walking down the ramp. It's impossible to go downhill in high heels. And that stiff plastic girdle he's rumored to wear makes him stand funny - upright but his body curved forward. He can't stand straight up in it.

[@normthompson923]

Don't want those pesky bone spurrs returning.

[@FakingANerve]

I'm not sure how they _stop_ him from falling forward, but I like where you're going with this. I wish actual news outlets would go there as well.

[@vickybryan25]

Kimberly is getting super scary looking, her plastic surgeon needs to be sued lol

[@SuzannePepin-r1r]

Jr. Sees her beautiful through his cocaine

[@XZITT]

She's a Fluffer for ConOld and his buddies

[@amyreynolds3619]

Getting weird? 😮 She singlehandedly is supporting the cosmetic surgery industry.

[@debitopia]

She looks like she's stuck standing in a wind tunnel.

[@evelyne7071]

I’m rolling on the floor…..too good !

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

I feel like Trump gifted you guys two excellent clips. "Jimmy, I love you so much" and "I'm weird!"

[@Tarantulisimo]

F*ck the polls -- VOTE for God's sake!!!

[@purple_wave_purple_wave2986]

I will........for Trump !

[@lorifurey5963]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

[@ron_mexico9344]

Trump/Vance 2024 !!

[@nofybn7794]

@@purple_wave_purple_wave2986 Troll and traitor!

[@nofybn7794]

@@ron_mexico9344 Troll and traitor!!

[@KasimOwens-l4g]

Donald Trump should be banned from politics.That's simple

[@Steve-gc5nt]

He should be banned from oxygen.

[@angie6649]

And from our planet!!!

[@lorifurey5963]

HE IS UNSTABLE. & UNHINGED!!! HIS BEHAVIOR INDICATES THAT

[@nannie2846]

From business also! HE'S a business man????

[@ron_mexico9344]

Trump should be sitting in the oval office. Left wingers should be put on trial.

[@emeraldhills777]

VOTE HARRIS and WALZ 2024!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@myeyeswentdeaf6213]

The news media is failing America, BAD! They’re not even talking about this. This is why I always say you should get your news from the comedy channels, and your comedy from the news channels. Vote blue! 💙

[@shirleyandrews1152]

SO TRUE‼️

[@danarzechula3769]

Go outside the country

[@janetcrisis1704]

Why has no one seen trumps confession. He admitted on three interviews a few days ago. I interferred in the election. I had every right to. I lost. Now he goes BK to it was rigged. What the hell did u not see??

[@Mrgoofyoops]

I have NEVER been called by a poll taker. Not one time! I am 67. I should add, I never answer unknown callers. Trump loves Jimmy so much.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

I have been asked questions on the street...but then, I live in Dublin

[@markdodd606]

FYI, Willis Carrier invented the air conditioner in 1902. That said, Trump is insane.

[@johnspooner1403]

He should be played by John Goodman in the movie.

[@barkdango]

@@johnspooner1403 I'll do you better, check out Canadian Actor Victor Garber, he could be a twin...

[@terri6854]

Seriously, perhaps THE greatest invention of all time.

[@patrickmaline4258]

thanks for the global warming?

[@mlaurynn8567]

Amen!

[@suitov]

That FOX weatherman at 12:50 did _not_ need to tell on himself that hard, lmfao. Tell us you've got no game without telling us you've got no game.

[@jakepalgon]

Vote Blue! Stop MAGA stupidity once and for all!

[@hughjorg4008]

KAMALA said, the high food prices are the result of price gouging by the big grocery stores 💙. One day later WALMART announced it is lowering prices on 7000 items including groceries !!

[@lorifurey5963]

VOTE BLUE FOR STABILITY💙💙💙💙

[@lorifurey5963]

Vote Blue For Normalcy 💙🩵💙🩵💙

[@Robb-ex8jo]

Or at least until the next election.

[@LyonsM]

At least we have an outlet. Do they even have late night comedy? I doubt it since they’re the joke and they wouldn’t dare laugh at themselves.

[@susannpatton2893]

Can't wait for this debate.

[@steve_beatty]

Probably not going to happen I hear trump will be in russia house hunting instead..

[@susannpatton2893]

I look for him to go to his wifes hone country. She is Solvainia ​@@steve_beatty

[@rebekahogle9021]

Got my popcorn ready.

[@natbarron]

@@steve_beattystill believe that Russian rhetoric? 😂

[@steve_beatty]

@@natbarron What rhetoric?..trumps love for putin is well known and fully documented..I would bet money he defects there to avoid prison time..

[@Shea3224]

I wish Jimmy could moderate the debate tomorrow night, trump would cry, be pissed!! Jimmy moderating would be Trumps WORST NIGHTMARE!! 🤣🤣

[@granitemountain8416]

And perhaps John Stewart or Stephen Colbert?

[@lorifurey5963]

How can anybody vote for an insurrectionist… just review the J6 insurrection?

[@coppercamelion7000]

That would be great!!!

[@coppercamelion7000]

Better yet they should disguise it as someone else and switch out last minute!!!😂😂😂

[@Dannyboy09047]

No joke, that would be the greatest television event of the decade. And Jimmy would legitimately CRUSH it.

[@michelebenedosso3899]

Thank God, Jimmy is back! We need him now, for sure.

[@musicinggp]

WILLIS CARRIER invented the first electrical air conditioner in 1902.

[@benjaminstepaniak8878]

St. Willis of the Gusty Gale, blessed be thy name

[@angie6649]

Thank you!!! Best invention ever!!!!!!!!!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

IKR! It's a two second Google search!

[@terri6854]

Seriously, perhaps THE greatest invention of all time.

[@thethirdchimpanzee]

​@benjaminstepaniak8878 Bless the Maker, bless His Cooling and His Blowing, may His Freon cool the world.

[@katharhynnheidelberg4963]

The cinnamon toast bacon clip was everything! Even funnier was the news team just losing it!

[@jcoopes5604]

Mmmm candied bacon!

[@normabenanzer1161]

You’re relentless on Trump! Keep it up 😅. 💙🇺🇸🗳️

[@jillsouthers5916]

Kimberly Gargoyle looks positively green.

[@howardmulvihill6726]

I'm rubber and you're glue. Yes that is weird.😂

[@andremorrison1411]

I would take any past Republican president over Donald Trump!!! Trump is a joke to this country.

[@capoeirastronaut]

& the world

[@laurachahulski3857]

He is a joke but also a disaster and will ruin the United States if he is elected. He did a good job of destroying much of the country the first time he disgraced our White House.

[@anneteefah4857]

Hes a joke to the whole world.

[@libbycollins9349]

Not a funny joke. More like a hand buzzer that winds up being a taser.

[@TrumpSecondComing]

@@anneteefah4857 He is a goof ball. The Iranians attacked the second biggest US air base in Iraq with ballistic missiles while Trump was president.

[@StarChasersHere]

*MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS* Vote blue 💙

[@SVUE-jj9jc]

Maybe he will take a very long sleep this Saturday.😂

[@Woodbug-b7t]

MAT. I like that !!

[@hughjorg4008]

We are voting for *KAMALA* this November because we want to be able to vote again in 2028.💙

[@lorifurey5963]

🔐TRUMP IS RUNNING TO AVOID PRISON

[@Blivot]

Look around your neighborhoods at the various Trump Flags in their front yards carefully. Yes they are planning for another Insurrection! These are the same neighbor's you have known for years and now they want destroy the Constitution and remove all Democrats and Races? Trump just said, "He wants all drugs, user's and people of coloor removed from America on Day 1." This country will look like a war zone in the Ukraine if we let, "Old Bone Spur's," back in the White Horse!

[@James-cc6mn]

Absolutely..perfect