Trying to keep up with Joe Mazzulla 😂

Joe Mazzulla's memory of this sequence in Celtics vs. Mavs Game 2 is wild 😅
#nba #celtics #nbafinals

[@t.sangrini]

It's not what he's saying, it's how fast he's saying it🤷🏾‍♀️ He just talks as if he's driving off a cliff😭😭😂😂😂

[@franklinviele2399]

O’doyle rules

[@arthropod-doctor]

He's speaking a a normal pace. Most people just speak slowly

[@JanylahWilson-mo9yg]

@@arthropod-doctor This is what i was gonna say. Hes talking normally, hes just repeating some ofthe same words so sound like hes talking fast but hes not lol

[@zakabou7841]

Bro got the job because his boss couldn’t keep it in his pants

[@user-tx2km1kg4k]

And he didn't answer the question

[@Kevin-ts7hf]

I love how his answer had nothing to do with the question. This man is out here speaking on the things he cares about instead of giving reporters quotes for their articles. I respect it.

[@b00quets11]

reporters writing articles? 🤯 no way

[@imdaone105]

@@b00quets11reading comprehension is not your strong suit

[@samaustin8690]

Incoherent media hate 😐😐 The reporter asked a good question, Mazzula’s just a prick.

[@jackfarris3670]

@@samaustin8690 media gawk gawk

[@jimmywhitlow2012]

​@@samaustin8690shows you know nothing about him.

[@SuperTakeoff]

And that's how he got the job😂

[@Kevin-pj7iu]

Oml LMAOOOO

[@Yabas00]

Nah they put him on Adderall for these finals 😂

[@jonatanl777]

Mofo invited Jaylen Brown in the nba math 🧮 meeting and we’re like let’s see stats, time, and fouls 🤓

[@chrisbeach423]

Well he got the job because he was assistant when Oduke or however you spell it was f***ing everyone in the organization🤣

[@scottrichmond3548]

Also when his boss diddled one of the secretaries, lol

[@willread8376]

Lmao my man calculated the math to win a championship. I'm fkn 💀

[@rickrude777]

lmfao

[@user-sd6yq3sv6f]

Bro didn’t calculate shit. The team was made to win, 2 stars, and multiple conference finals/ finals. Bro was given the test with all the formulas attached to it 😂

[@willread8376]

@user-sd6yq3sv6f you still have to win. On paper, one could argue that the Clippers have a better roster.

[@user-sd6yq3sv6f]

@@willread8376 *when* they are healthy

[@willread8376]

@@user-sd6yq3sv6f 👋🏾

[@stubborndreams]

Reporters writing down notes at first and then all of a sudden squiggly lines

[@Saisei87]

lmao

[@jdove39]

He tied brains in knots!!!

[@abunawpatience8919]

😂😂😂more like repeating it many times and then pausing some more

[@t0msula]

Sounded like an in-depth post-game analysis of a chess match

[@mediamannaman]

Funny you say that. I've been following the Norway chess tournament, and Hikaru Nakamura, an American, talks that fast or faster when he is describing a game from memory. It's incredible. Looks like Joe has that kind of mind.

[@t0msula]

@@mediamannaman Hahah no way, that's exactly who I was thinking about! And also that clip where Grischuk analyzes his match against Hikaru and Hikaru just follows his gibberish with ease.

[@mediamannaman]

@@t0msula Wow, so I’m not the only NBA fan who follows chess! Yes, the players at that level all seem to have that kind of recall. Hikaru is just the fastest talker and we see more of him since he has his own KZbin channel.

[@t0msula]

Haha yeah I agree, it's a strange combination. NBA and chess are the top 2 things I follow. And yeah Hikaru takes the cake as the fastest chess talker for sure. And btw Magnus is a huge NBA fan. Not even a casual, he knows his stuff

[@EvanSaltare]

One of us. One of us. This could have the Naka pre-move meme over it.

[@1682Wick]

And this is why he won 64 games. I hope

[@subliminakeys1674]

78*

[@OsceolaNola7]

With Ime’s roster.

[@Saisei87]

@@OsceolaNola7 Ime wasn't the GM ....That would be Brad Stevens... if you wanna talk shit come correct clown.

[@eliyarrows2456]

@@OsceolaNola7literally not at all. Anyone who is on this team from when Ime was coach was literally here before Ime except for White who Brad went after 😂, not to mention Ime didn’t like playing Hauser or Pritchard and Jrue and KP are new additions.

[@1682Wick]

@@eliyarrows2456 let him weep

[@abbeybum]

He definitely kept going on purpose 😂😂

[@hydro8sixty]

Joe is a pyscho genius 😂😂

[@JKMDR]

every question he answers with stats 🤣🤣🤣 dude has one hell of a memory you have to give him that 🤣🤣🤣

[@JanylahWilson-mo9yg]

The box score is right beside him. he just doesnt use it lol

[@NobleKenshin]

Just like the Rams coach

[@HOOPEREDlTS]

Bro got the binary coding hoodie from Nike 💀💀

[@littleface]

“We messed up the two for one”… 😂 I’m on your side Joe🍀🍀

[@infamyjones3986]

I understood what he said, he’s an analytics guy

[@Phillygoat1983]

Me too

[@Tritiuminducedfusion]

*an

[@infamyjones3986]

@@Tritiuminducedfusion fixed

[@saveit4519]

He’s a serial killer that just happens to be a great basketball coach

[@nrbmemes2414]

Celtics wanted to keep Mavs under 25 per quarter and Jrue helped offset the 1st quarter where they went 28 3 over

[@MentalStillness]

Mazulla has come a long way. He deserves some credit for what Boston has done this playoffs and this season.

[@eliyarrows2456]

Perfect gameplan in the finals so far. So many people are quick to say he’s been out coached in the past yet he’s clearly coaching circles around Kidd in this series. They have eliminated the Mavs 3 best offensive weapons outside of Lukas scoring. Corner 3s, lobs, and Kyrie. They’ve hit I think 2 or 3 corner 3s this series (averaged like 5+ a game in previous series), they’ve connected on only one lob, and Kyrie is in jail. Then on offense the Mavs gameplan is so clearly to eliminate Tatums scoring and force him into sloppy turnovers, but he’s effectively making the right pass every time.

[@grizzybandzzz4559]

Exactly! mfs don't know basketball and clearly thatss wat got them to the finals everybody kept doubling Luka n Ky and they kept getting burned from corner 3s and back door lobs, wen you take that away from them wat else can they do?? NOTHIN! we HAVE ACTUAL DEFENSE/DEFENDERS ! ppl wrote us off since the beginning of season proved them wrong got to the finals and said "WE NOT BATTLE TESTED" the C's hasn't faced a team like the Mavs, I got Mavs in 5/6! in actuality the Mavs hasn't faced a team like THE CELTICS!! now everybody jumping ship and riding wit the C's. nahhhhh stay yall ass over there! KEEP THAT SAME ENERGY

[@Johnny-dq9qx]

Joe is just fukken with us. 😂

[@kimthames2531]

I think the reporters are doing that. They're messing with Joe with stupid questions

[@ddunhinged9065]

That wasn't an answer that's a whole damn storytelling 😂

[@LiabilityDiscourse]

When he blinks. He thinks. Or when he blinks. Hes computing 😂

[@Sam-db4mr]

Coach Rain Man!!

[@JavierNula]

😂😂😂😂

[@JanikAshe]

I don't care, someone has to check his flower garden man, he gives me Alexander Mahone vibes. 😂😂😂

[@ibrahimobeid3091]

Perfect comparison 😂😂

[@bigdawgfrm4108]

Crazy thing about it that’s just naturally him like he’s not trying to impress u

[@fahadsenussi1228]

The Rain man of basketball

[@Honestcosby]

Lmao I swear this dude is trolling the interviewers. Most of the time he give three words like “rebound the basketball.” And walks away.

[@user-qh3lw4xe4i]

Damn. He's part robot. Dude got the Neurolink.

[@ericaghelfi3240]

Man he is so smart and a man of god what a great coach many years of blessings for Joe!! ❤❤❤🍀🍀🍀♾️🏆☝🏼☝🏾☝🏽☝🏻☝🏿

[@senatorjuke]

He remembered everything but the question

[@trashboat4020]

Bro just asked him about Jrue 😂

[@vincepham2997]

This guy is a mathematical genius. A mathematician of the highest order.

[@justinray8107]

*Celtics GM after hearing why he is best fit for HC*: "uhhhhhhh, you're hired!

[@IP.T]

Mazzulla doing his best LeBron impression 😂

[@misael7974]

That's my favorite saying

[@jimmywhitlow2012]

Labron isn't anywhere near the intelligence as Joe .

[@bigoofinthechat5496]

@@jimmywhitlow2012I love Joe but if you don’t think Lebron got an insane basketball brain then you’re just not an actual sports fan.

[@wabdih]

@@jimmywhitlow2012 Lebron is a genius when it comes to basketball. He didn't became an elite playmaker on the court by accident

[@erensozen791]

i think thats how these genious type of people talk from memory, chess players are like this as well

[@russlasky6162]

No idea what this fuckin guy said but Jrue is the man. Hes one of them vets who makes big plays on D that is on every championship team.

[@cyberslumz]

Yup

[@cyberslumz]

Im not follwin anything he said😂

[@KacciVAL]

We have PJ washington copium

[@berrymckockiner5883]

It's because you didn't carry the 1, it makes sense when you carry the 1

[@MattyOkay]

The clip didn't show the first part of the question lol. Basically the other starters were struggling and the reporter was saying how Jrue helped keep them afloat. Mazzula was saying giving up 25pts in a quarter is bad as a team overall but his main issue is the errors they made. Basically they would've been up more if it weren't for the silly mistakes. He really doesn't want to talk about individual scoring performances, guess he's trying to keep his guys locked in on defense 😂

[@dmagic410]

🥷🏽what?!??!! 😂

[@Freshdre21]

I’m convinced the man doesn’t sleep between games

[@lebronjames4rings]

What in the world

[@hackedbypoodlecorp7727]

He is the good coach

[@georgeimbo]

Reporter learns basic physics from him.🤣💯

[@o1659]

Reporter never asking him a question again lol

[@Lord_OTD]

And that’s why he’s the coach 😂

[@tjohnsonz]

How have we missed this brilliance this long? This man should be Commissioner..

[@shredhead4286]

Joe is THE MAN! What an Exceptional basketball mind!

[@lankankeys8310]

Bro just condensed a full Club Shay Shay podcast into 30 secs.

[@tapsirusaccoh67]

That’s how he got them confused

[@rickylirom4009]

This is exactly what Ernie did to Chuckster. He totally lost. 😂

[@peacesearcher4598]

Jrue Derrick and Sam along with Pritchard's long bombs 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ronmorris1973]

Amazing coach and now a HUGE PART OF BOSTON SPORTS HISTORY

[@Buff-Wings]

Brad Stevens and Joe Mazzulla really out here doing 2k sims irl lmao

[@JREUniverse88]

If the analytics would come to life

[@SHOWMEREAL]

someone check his coffee man 😭😭😭😭

[@buckforbuck]

Koby a linguistics King, this guy a Statistician - hope he wants his next gig being in the media/sportscaster or politics; do both.

[@dlife7427]

Who's Koby?

[@Axekel_18]

He has Jalen brown who's academically achiever too.

[@buckforbuck]

@@dlife7427 renound basketball player

[@bpricetiga974]

Someone plz but a beat to this....love u Joe....😂😂

[@Nkuli132]

Sir????😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mumof2124]

You did ask…love this guy!

[@ShrimpyWilliams]

He has the tism for sure

[@miskiguled4988]

Doesn’t but whatever makes you sleep

[@christianm4876]

I think assburgers for sure some mild tism

[@christianm4876]

I gotta friend who's in the navy he got assburgers and has similar moments like joe

[@tk2598]

@@christianm4876Bro calling it assburgers 💀

[@MattyOkay]

The clip didn't show the first part of the question lol. Basically the other starters were struggling and the reporter was saying how Jrue helped keep them afloat. Mazzula was saying giving up 25pts in a quarter is bad as a team overall but his main issue is the errors they made. Basically they would've been up more if it weren't for the silly mistakes. He really doesn't want to talk about individual scoring performances, guess he's trying to keep his guys locked in on defense 😂

[@robinshaul4069]

He on the snuff😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayfabolous2000]

Me writing all of my math equations on the first page of the exam.

[@djautobahn]

What’s insane is that the man actually answered the question. Just not directly obviously. Took a few listens but yeah 🤣

[@DaniloOliveira36]

He had kinda conversation with a Brazilian journalist today and ypu represented this with the Brazilian meme (Renata Sorrah). Love it. 😂

[@rockurworld8694]

😂😂😂 Mazulaa was a teacher pet

[@user-om9bj4rc1g]

Bro should wear a suit courtside, he'd give off the Phil Jackson vibe 💯

[@EC-fm7sd]

I been noticed dude was overly smart😂his brain be workin so much he goes cross-eyed

[@joaquinmisajr.1215]

Yadayadayada

[@Nimr187]

Joe 'Rain Man' Mazulla 😂

[@infinitedevinity.8715]

Straight up wizard.😮good job guys 😊

[@matiapolano1552]

"Ok, and one follow up question." "Ya, shoot." "What is the square root of 475.34?" Lol

[@saint4542]

The pep of nba

[@KPGoCrazyYT]

Bud be practicing his press game interviews

[@eliyarrows2456]

I’m so happy he’s in the finals so the rest of the world can understand why Celtics fans call him “psycho Joe” 😂

[@furthur96]

He’s a meerkat man

[@lawrencebisagni3460]

Subtle nod to the coding hoodie… Joe is playing chess while the reporters are playing checkers.

[@furthur96]

He’s just punching brains

[@s38129]

Him and JB could probably run a successful analytical business.

[@patrickpepper2490]

Yep definitely played for coach Huggs 😂

[@notimportant1000]

I love this man so much

[@holidayarmadillo8653]

He just watched the game…this is his job…he gets paid millions..he doesn’t have to remember or do anything else besides basketball and right now he only has to focus on one team and one game at a time…this is par for the course…everything has to be a miracle nowadays and the most remarkable thing when people just are competent at their jobs. Sad expectations to pretend this is the most amazing thing in the world. 🤦‍♂️🙄

[@jettrosekopf]

he was so still at the beginning that i thought my screen was frozen

[@delmasnorthrep1248]

Joe is smart guy for sure

[@geraldinegrice8506]

He's an awesome coach.

[@datboitrues]

That man remembers every play

[@justarandominternetdude2579]

This reminds me of Scott Steiner math promo in TNA.

[@samgunz1]

Savantism has kicked in 😂

[@anthonyalexander8546]

Mans just casually following the Sean McVay arc

[@DonaldFrancis-MTP]

And that’s why they are the champions 😂😂

[@diontestephens9127]

Shoulda known by the sweater😭

[@JohnsonStobeck]

So I think he's saying dru's scoring ability is a huge boost to their team

[@MattyOkay]

The clip didn't show the first part of the question lol. Basically the other starters were struggling and the reporter was saying how Jrue helped keep them afloat. Mazzula was saying giving up 25pts in a quarter is bad as a team overall but his main issue is the errors they made. Basically they would've been up more if it weren't for the silly mistakes. He really doesn't want to talk about individual scoring performances, guess he's trying to keep his guys locked in on defense 😂

[@ImDumbForReplyingBut]

It’s his job to know what’s happening out there 🤣I expect every coach getting paid millions to remember details n plays especially if they just happened not even 48hrs ago

[@JohnLBrown-kp2rp]

He got every body playing basketball 🏀

[@ANGELOFDARKification]

Joe "crazy eyes" Mazulla's back again!

[@iitzchiko]

Reporter: a question about people Joe: ah yes, a math problem.

[@diha9004]

Joe is a psychopath and I love it 😅

[@BlameNate]

Dude's out here playing chess

[@J-Hue]

Master level trolling

[@pfeiffdog0811]

This dude is rainman😂

[@mwood341]

Mazzulla sounds like he keeps his girl up at night just talking basketball like this to absolutely nobody in the darkness

[@davidwujczyk3037]

“ look when we have a lead it’s important to go down a drain a three that’s the strategy go hit a three”

[@christianscott2839]

AND YOUR 2024 NBA CHAMPIONS BOSTIN CELTICS

[@tonybayarea]

It's like a "Beautiful Mind" - Russell Crowe 😂

[@WaterBear616]

Reminds me of Jim Carey in Ace Ventura talking comically fast after taking one big breath 😮‍💨

[@anselmobarrera6568]

😂😂😂 damn i actually understand everything he said 😂😂😂 its easy he's just speaking fast but listen 26 in the first and 3 25 point qtrs 😂😂😂

[@ceebecks]

His mind works fast. I think he is a genius

[@Ayomech]

What they don’t want you to be capable ,Good job black man!!!!

[@honor4thoseb471]

Hes a Basketball Phil Ivey🤣🤣🤣