trying to offend a white dude

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

As a Canadian, the funniest thing I’ve ever been called is a snow Mexican.

[@kevgerst6536]

Lol

[@damobeck1]

@Joshua Okusanya Still better than Biden

[@5APPH_13]

@@damobeck1 👍🏻

[@dustinwebster7602]

My favorite is Ice Bea,ners (comma for safety reasons

[@vrthief]

@@dustinwebster7602 so instead of doing what everybody does and using “*” you used “,”. That’s fucking hilariously dumb.

[@jerrybrim5915]

I am a very pale white recently retired military. One time while doing training exercises I was ordered to never remove my shirt because I would light the area up like an airport runway.

[@ZayecValentine]

Someone said that to me I would be on the floor laughing

[@potaterjim]

Reminds me of a bit from Squidbillies: "I've got somethin' to say with my mouth and it needs to be listened'ta: Whites is too reflective!"

[@firestar1230]

I remember in 5th grade I never ran around barefoot, always shoes with socks so they were mega pale. We did a Field day game where you had to throw apples or something out of a bucket with your feet. My teacher was on the megaphone and kept yelling “Dillon please take off your socks! Dillon please take off your socks!” while kinda laughing in between. He was a cool guy

[@jho6143]

Do you miss it?

[@n-7896]

"Flashbang!" 💥

[@HallowedGreaves]

I remember somebody calling me an "unscented candle" and I've held on to that ever since.

[@random_dragon]

Oh my gosh, that is beautiful

[@tanner1539]

This is perfect

[@damglad1675]

😆 that is great!

[@liptontea4876]

Cornstarch crusader

[@Stellarfront]

Bwc is is a reason to live

[@TheFleshPounder]

"Flour ranger" was the one that made me laugh the hardest so far. 😂

[@kyze8284]

THAT IS GOLD! White gold 😂

[@darkalexander9158]

​@@kyze8284I once was in an argument and the guy told me I was the equivalent of Discord light mode 😂

[@jdprettynails]

@@darkalexander9158oh that’s savage

[@CastleValentine]

That is fuckin perfect.

[@joeyanunti]

My favorite is cornstarch crusader. I don't know if anybody's actually used it, but I was looking up racial slurs for white people because I couldn't think of anything good, and that was an option

[@Silly_Society]

“The useless white crayon” it’s my favorite that I’ve heard as a white person

[@Silly_Society]

@@rafaelcaire9212 💀

[@giftedcobaltbee1421]

@@rafaelcaire9212*_Racism solved?_*

[@MissMolly3377]

It's great for highlighting, too.

[@MissMolly3377]

​@@rafaelcaire9212true.

[@potatooverload2688]

If y’all want to really offend a white person call them a racist

[@quocanhdang5083]

as a Vietnamese, being called a "discounted Chinese" is the greatest insult

[@CybraFroggo]

As a white-veitnamese I got called cambells pho one time by a full veitnamese girl my friend was dating it was great.

[@isaiahlangfords5574]

When I was a kid a black guy called me a fatass pasty pastry. So I called him a spear chucking motherfucker. I got detention he got to go home

[@cocolime6496]

shut up that's kinda means (but also kinda funny)

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

FRRRRR. Like bro we beat they ass multiple times we are not the same

[@penguiscool2334]

Bruh I get called Kirkland French Chinese by my friend one time, I was dead after that man💀

[@KASSISHOT]

Somebody called me a Mayosapien the other day. That one's been rent free ever since.

[@yoloactual6975]

I lost my shit reading this one.

[@ReiseLukas]

Dang, these White slurs are creative

[@rainbowGZUS7]

that's a good one holy shit

[@tiffanywyatt5137]

Was it a joke or they were being serious?

[@decwow]

@@tiffanywyatt5137 who cares.. that's pretty funny

[@Halfcupofcoffee]

I’m a black woman and one time I made a joke about me being a princess and my friend called me “Snow Black” and he uses it as my contacts name. My other friend has me as “Autistic Barbie” and I’m also very fond of that one

[@corlilyy]

​@@Christian-u3d8y snow can be a lot of colors 🩷 just don't eat the yellow one

[@grmpf]

@@Christian-u3d8y "Snow Black" is a lot funnier though.

[@Luthor_]

Had a girlfriend that turns red when she’s called Snow Bitch

[@obskewerd3992]

if you were a gamer, Snow Black would be your not only cool online handle, But one that was GIVEN to you. Autistic Barbie is cool but come on now pls tell me you own that Snow Black.

[@larsonswift]

As a white dude, the only way I'll die happy is if a Japanese man gets angry enough to call me a "round eye".

[@paindude5385]

"Shut up, Round eye!" -Glenn Quagmire

[@danielbaur5765]

That's actually a real insult. When my great uncle was stationed in Japan during US occupation, the Japanese guys sometimes called the Americans "round-eyes"

[@jobwilliams5705]

Reminds me of my time in South Korea. Told my buddies in the SK Army a joke where you pretend to squint like it's gonna be one of those jokes, but instead of making fun of Asians you pull your eyes on the top and bottom instead and start reading off a McDonalds order. I swear their sides started taking off faster than the Apollo 13 mission.

[@jesseoconnell5400]

😂😂😂

[@EpicAlcatraz99]

With a HEAVY "r" roll.

[@KevStogan]

Never offend a man’s team. No matter what color

[@josefarias5216]

Especially if they're puke green

[@georgemurdock7670]

Team color or skin color?

[@aaronwoodman6297]

​@@josefarias5216 The JOCK Color.

[@kylerey09]

That is literally all English football fans do lol but since it's expected and everyone does it not so offensive

[@hardboiledfrog]

I am a man. I have no team. I honestly never understood the enthusiasm for sports. Still don't. Never will.

[@BadGod_Eater]

If someone called me "oreo filling," I'd lose my shit lmao, that's hilarious 😂

[@ZayecValentine]

If Someone called me an Oreo filling I would just respond with “what, because I’m delicious 😏”

[@jenster29]

It's the best part of the oreo hahaha

[@fraavezskyrim]

what would you lose! ??

[@BadGod_Eater]

@@fraavezskyrim my penis 😔

[@123iln7]

Took a pic with school friends, after we posed the two guys turn to me and say i got oreod... it was weird but funny.

[@stonemorris5356]

"My subgenre of heavy metal is better than your subgenre of heavy metal"

[@heatherlowe7330]

Those are fighting words 😂😂😂

[@CvnDqnrU]

"You listen to danceable metal"

[@bartmannn6717]

But those are more like fun insults. I've never met a metal guy who was not chill. Ok, maybe don't mention NU-Metal.

[@t.o903]

I called a guys truck a car once. He was rather upset.

[@461weavile]

Meanwhile, I know people that call their SUV a "truck." Yeah, I don't think so.

[@zhongli5689]

@@461weavile really depends on how into cars the person is if they’re really into it, they will get mad at you for the slightest issue and if they’re not so into them they will remind you what it actually is and not kill you

[@gamewolf19]

​@Weavile Well, to my understanding, at least most SUVs are classified as, "light-trucks," same as pick up trucks. It has to do with the internal frame of the vehicle. But I feel you

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

Then what's a land rover? I call it a car.

[@gangstercheesefries1112]

When i was little and my grandpa would get drunk i would call his pick up a truck and hed always give me the same speech on how a semi truck is a truck and a pick up is a pick up and we'd go in circles of him correcting me lmfao

[@totozhu4543]

Weirdest thing is when someone insults you and you don't know how to fire back because you genuinely are not offended by the insult.

[@trainknut]

My go to is to just stare blankly until they either apologize or say something funny

[@lilyrose-mo7iy]

Just act the way you feel. If you just show them it doesn't bother you it pisses them off

[@samlashley7520]

I just embody that clip of Tyler the Creator saying "okay".

[@LaroonDynasty]

I generally play along with everything. Too chill to be offendable

[@plattbagarn]

I fired back once and was accused of racism because he got offended by what I thought was playful banter.

[@sern1225]

as a filipino, I identify as SEA Mexican

[@andreagallegosdei]

We Mexicans and Filipinos are cousins!!

[@aeoligarlic4024]

Lol you're right! You guys even have similar names!

[@roul4842]

A great man once said "We're all just different kinds of Mexicans."

[@andreagallegosdei]

@roul4842 lol! Who said that? Hahaha

[@ChrisMALUKAI]

I thought Filipinos were the black from Asia? lol

[@LemoLemonada]

I asked my friend to insult me with the most racist thing she could think of… And I got called “Antique farm equipment” 😂😂😂

[@ArchieBl3h]

thats cold as shit. but... what ethnicity are you?

[@mudmug1]

Slave?

[@jordanhunt8608]

Shiiiiiitttt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 as a black man, I approve 🤣🙏🏾

[@Trent-m6j]

Sis was holdin back.

[@istoleyourtoe.4933]

As a big black man here, someone called me obsidian orangutan

[@begobolehsjwjangan2359]

in native language, orang utan literally means people/human jungle. because they are smart like us. it's more like a compliment than an insult.

[@PhoenicopterusR]

Sounds like yu-gi-oh card

[@saurisco338]

@@PhoenicopterusR ahahahahah

[@aroma2057]

⁠@@begobolehsjwjangan2359 which “native language” dawg

[@l.palacio9076]

@@aroma2057 Indonesian

[@michaelrobinson9023]

I was expecting him to be offended by being called racist.

[@seq6133]

nah we just agree to that

[@jeandes5782]

Its normal really

[@Gostt.6]

​@@seq6133 🗿🍷

[@environmentaly7894]

​@@Gostt.6 ew why the username?

[@Gostt.6]

@@environmentaly7894 got a problem?

[@brianx04]

"No purpose flour." Is my favorite.

[@midoriposting]

That one’s good

[@Sin_Lord]

Hell yeah 😂

[@peaceandloveusa6656]

That's amazing.

[@Cloud-f7o]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maddoxswann9760]

Oh shit! I thought honkey was the funniest. F**** brilliant. 😂

[@RockOverwatch]

"You've been calling me names for 3 hours Alex, open the door already"

[@raulpurdy8388]

Don’t disrespect any man’s team.

[@FR0ZENxTUNA]

I mean the A's...

[@AntiBumm]

Don’t disrespect a white man’s team

[@mikevos4460]

Imagine being so sensitive about a sports club lmao

[@harik48]

@@mikevos4460 fr

[@armadillolover99]

@@FR0ZENxTUNA This year they’re more like the Oakland AAAs

[@ryleebarker9339]

Never, EVER disrespect a man’s team unless you’re willing to throw hands

[@LordDestructionFTW]

*you're

[@GSK-]

you're

[@00clip25]

I'm so sorry for "you're" lost 😅

[@walterjosephson8355]

Yuor*

[@Youretheproblem]

Are you playing for them or something? 🤔

[@Ninztime]

A crazy neighbor once sent me an email calling me “wet carrot”, “pale inbred potato” and “spineless cauliflower” all in the same email.

[@hoghuhaghu8506]

time to pull up with Wikipedia's List of Ethnic Slurs

[@capt.bellamy]

Wow

[@waywardplanet]

Damn bro just add broth and ur a whole soup

[@nietzchesghost]

Yeah, I lived next to my cousins to.

[@WallahNein]

I don't get the carrot part, which color is the "default" carrot in your country?

[@Rxspect-boom]

as a Canadian the worst thing i was called was a wanna-be war crime I wasn't mad about the insult I was angry about the wannabe part

[@chuggon7595]

I've once been called a pigment challenged cave beast. I laughed my ass off.

[@penitentone6998]

Looool

[@kdiin.]

help a guy out and pass the PCCB pass. i need this.

[@dennismichelsen4936]

​@@kdiin. ?

[@kdiin.]

@@dennismichelsen4936 i want 2 say it

[@Batman-ps4om]

​@@dennismichelsen4936 pigment challenged cave beast

[@ihavenoideaman]

I once got called a Mayonnaise Marauder online and I about suffocated from laughter

[@SSeryth]

💀

[@Rickolee]

(I'm black forgive me) the one I heard was 8 x 12s. As in 🗒️📄.

[@heyviper1238]

That's beautiful

[@galenjones9529]

Cocaine commando

[@philonetic321]

Recently heard "bleach demon".

[@vacatemyautomobileimmediat9495]

I'm a white British dude. Someone called me a culture vulture once and I still chuckle at it to this day.

[@aidanmcmurtrie1424]

Goddamn. That's a good one

[@GhostHyperhex]

That's actually really good lol

[@pandamilkshake]

I'm from Spain. Empires do what empires do, my boy. 😂

[@therollerlollerman]

@@pandamilkshakeSpain was more culture wrecker than culture vulture: Killed, enslaved a bunch, took the lands, destroyed some cultures, but not too different from classical conquest. Brits didn’t bother with developing the extractive colonies except to feast on the labor and resources, like an actual vulture on dead flesh.

[@Boomakcake]

As a British dad to American born kids, helping them with history did not do me any favors.

[@mrfisher1072]

I've always found it funny that most of the insults towards us are food related.

[@Duggieboy777]

Yeah, they really don't have much to work with. Best looking, smartest, most moral, most achievements... "M-m-mayo-monkey!" C'mon, try harder, other races!

[@xo8253]

"unedited google document" is my favourite

[@alexz4752]

It took me exactly one second to get it. I started to say "what" out loud and then immediately switched to loud ass laughter halfway through. Thank you good sir.

[@jcudejko]

I would just be standing there blinking Uh...

[@Xeem_Pad]

What if dark mode is on💀

[@xo8253]

@@Xeem_Pad changed the use case

[@joy-to7dx]

@@jcudejko let me try offend white. White wall, crack, white wash, vanilla ice, white trash, sheep, cancer, white ass, sperm, snow white, hill billy, red neck, blubba while, being a Karen, white privilege, unskilled, whites are dum ass a door nob, white people are racist. So does any of this hurt you? This is all I can remember.

[@lordpeonix]

If you insult a man’s team you have put your life on the line Edit:thx

[@Quickness_Fitness]

ok Shanks

[@Casinodubz]

@@Quickness_Fitness i thought the same thing lol

[@realcupojoe]

​@@Quickness_Fitness I was really hoping I would see this as a reply, thank you

[@jackduane5555]

Only a moron would feel like that

[@DJ-iu5bb]

On Boston Massachusetts sports you ain't lying G

[@Strawboxy]

As an Asian, I’ve seen two other Asians call each other “my yellow fellow” and to this day it’s still hilarious

[@Discombobulated_myopic_potato]

wtf i’m stealing this 💀💀

[@_.hybrids._1680]

IM STEALING THIS 😂

[@Crow_struggles]

me(a aisan born in india and my other aisan(born in america) buddy walk up to eachother in the halls going "ayy, my real aisan brother from another brother!!"

[@Discombobulated_myopic_potato]

@@_.hybrids._1680 bruh come up with your own comments

[@_.hybrids._1680]

@@Discombobulated_myopic_potato ???

[@slumpmachinegaming]

"Snow Roach" was a pretty good one lol. I wasnt offended by it, but i was refreshing to hear a new insult.

[@samuelgillum2294]

As a white person, the funniest thing I’ve been called is a piano key

[@Mattar03]

Aren't there black and white keys? Should have followed up with that question.

[@LostGeburah]

like piano keys aren't also black... that insult is pathetically dumb.

[@Mrst3lios89]

Go No. 13 !!!

[@Saedris]

LMAO

[@GreyChannelBanner]

@@Mattar03offended alert 😂

[@emmettbench]

I got called a vanilla gorilla 💀💀💀

[@mcwaivi7349]

Sounds like a rappers name lmao

[@niktoizvatnikak5248]

I'll keep this one in case I want to make a new nickname

[@3chmidt]

Must be buff then

[@Cornel101]

Okay, that's f#%kin hilarious

[@xSaintx14]

I read that one time and I died laughing. It's hilarious

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

"purposeless flour" is one of my favorites

[@infinitetroll03]

Takes a lot of work to imagine flour with no purpose. Probably from a culture that couldn't make a wheel

[@axolotl5874]

​@@infinitetroll03 oof you just killed them

[@dezee7944]

I feel like "no purpose flower" fits better cause it's normally all-purpose

[@fartquaviasdingle7876]

@@dezee7944 yeah it could've been that, I heard it years ago

[@Logicalpoint]

@Joe Doe subsharian Africa aka blacks never developed past the stone age. Even worse they never developed written language, currency, or worst of all the wheel. So now a constant source of mockery towards them is that they can't even make a wheel, similar to how people mock the French as surrendering, Irish for being drunks, or Chinese for eating strange meats/dog.

[@kuroyuki6254]

Honestly default colour sounds like a compliment

[@cultofdis]

One of the funnier ones I've been called is bleach demon.

[@12Gauge223]

That’s a compliment man

[@projectalice8119]

🤣😂

[@Arthurm690]

BANKAI

[@danielstein4791]

🤣🤣 I love that one!

[@boingooingo3317]

LMAO

[@KevinStrauss]

Got called unseasoned chicken last week 😂

[@capt.bellamy]

Oh😮

[@Cheesecake98734]

Lmfao

[@capt.bellamy]

Well I find that kinda funny and depending on circumstances very racist 😂

[@Cheesecake98734]

@@capt.bellamy its both racist and hilarious

[@KevinStrauss]

It's was both, lol. The person who called me that is Hispanic and I throw it right back at her. But I really couldn't come back from that... Just walked away defeated

[@idkmannnnnnnn]

bro I've been called a skinned potato 💀💀

[@easol]

😂😂

[@Insigneon]

Yeah that cracked me

[@A_real_potato]

Whoa bruh chill

[@Kardinaalilintu]

Funny but also; due to oxidation the skinned potatoe turns gradually darkish brown.

[@nalcig]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@Kardinaalilintu”due to oxidation, the skinned potato turns gradually darkish brown” - 🤓

[@ShxtManIdk]

I was once called a C-m Gremlin. I was like, Wtf? That's new. 😂

[@elevenseven-yq4vu]

😂

[@ArchieBl3h]

maybe i iwill understand this one day

[@Jrg-si5fd]

@@ArchieBl3hplease dont

[@VonuhWearsBlack]

Cum Gremlin doesn't even sound like a racial slur, it sounds like some weird shit you would call your parnter while having weird fantasy themed role play

[@Thetrumpetfromtha801]

As a Mexican I can say that “border bunny” is my favorite 💀

[@SunnyD_28]

I’ve heard my friends say that jokingly more than normal-

[@begobolehsjwjangan2359]

im gonna use this term for my epic fantasy novel

[@Blaze_The_Skeleton]

Once got into a roast batte with a fat Mexican kid at my school and called him a "chimmy chonga looking border hopper". He cried to the teacher after that one.

[@eiko1]

​@@Blaze_The_SkeletonThey're spelled chimichangas 😭

[@eiko1]

​@@Blaze_The_SkeletonThat's funny though cause I call my Mexican friend a chimichanga and he calls me a border hopper

[@M.Cicadina]

My brother and I got called, and I quote, "a pair of Mayo Monkeys.". I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.

[@PillowFilledWithSpiders]

Sour cream citizen Mayonnaise protestors Bleach demon Sugar sardines Elbow CRUSH Dandruff dust Skin stealer Crest 3d whitening strips Vanilla vulture Rice colored rascal Sour cream salamander Oreo fillin Un edited Google document Ranch raccoon Palm colored civilian Styrofoam clown Coleslaw Chimp. Cream Crusader Bleached Baboon UNFORTUNATE MUTATION Devained Shrimp Pigmentally challenged Serpent Scoundrels Uncircumcised philistines Saltine Human Mayo Sapiens Racket Racoon Privileged Pirates Desaturated Chimpanzee Unpurposed flour Caucasian Corn Flour Fleas Alabaster Alligator Alfredo assassin Expired Alfredo sauce Insectourous Sister muncher Milk cricket Uncooked chicken Original albino Dandruff Dalmatian Naked Zebra

[@Real_AlmightyGMD]

That’s hilarious

[@aspebb]

I gotta remember that 😂

[@thegodofpez]

*breathe

[@censorsstarve]

Im calling my boss and his brother that 😂😂😂

[@harpsealgusstg2385]

The cha cha slide but as a regular medical checkup

[@jawz9455]

Wow

[@mzvibe2232]

Ermahgerd

[@druid_zephyrus]

Best ive heard so far, "Napkin American"

[@Xaxp]

As a white person I can confirm. You can't offend us unless you target our sports team of choice.

[@themrcrow2901]

If you don't have a sports team, you're effectively immune

[@mrjojoslag6428]

​@@themrcrow2901 i dont follow any sports team and aint in one, ez clap

[@themrcrow2901]

@@mrjojoslag6428 congrats on the immunity

[@dubstepwolf24]

If you come to Wisconsin, you will find that most of us decide whether or not to be friends with someone based off of whether or not they like the Packers and beer

[@matthewhass1384]

You forgot there's one other way to offend a white person. Make jokes about other people's race and ethnicity. Nothing offends a white person more (other than obviously... talking shit about our teams... go Hawks).

[@knifefightwithafork]

My personal favorite was chalk demon after hearing it I couldn't stop referring to myself and friends as it.

[@peaceandloveusa6656]

Chalk demon is great. Imma use it too. Thanks for sharing!

[@Neerus2007]

Lmao this is the best one ive seen so far

[@Jesus_Saves_J2415]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@pamelah1220]

I've also heard Children of the Chalk.

[@cognus3372]

Alabaster savage

[@StephenHenryIV]

As a white guy I remember being called a disappointment….i….i don’t think it was race related. But I did learn that mothers can be mean.

[@ImNoodals]

you have my condolences

[@quackduckquack]

Now imagine being Asian like me getting called a disappointment and "thorn inside throat" Infront of relatives and guests

[@MrPablation]

😂😂😂

[@arthur9511]

Dam

[@kze24]

I hope you're doing better. You are not a disappointment.

[@arctic4299]

Its so true. "Yout got beef with my team?" Copy and paste is a good one

[@zumorito5304]

As a white person, I can say that I've been called "Cloud", "Sour Cream", and my personal favorite "Vanilla Gorilla".

[@MrEyon93]

dude vanilla gorilla is fucking hilarious

[@lestefani9517]

Pale face

[@lizaraVR]

vanilla gorilla sounds like a rapper name or gamertag

[@lestefani9517]

@lizaraVR white guy is vanilla gorilla so what's a regular gorilla?

[@lizaraVR]

@@lestefani9517 anything I say would come off racist so I double the question and pass it to the next person

[@WarTie]

Being British, the best way to offend me is to call me an “unpatriotic american”

[@shadow_pig9034]

even the teeth stuff doesn't bother you?

[@ethanmeatzie6179]

As an American, I'm dying right now.

[@TheBlueCon]

That's a good one

[@HughMansonMD]

Dont you bring 'merica into this, you watered down aussie..

[@WarTie]

@@HughMansonMD listen here you unadventurous aussie

[@mikvan9849]

My Cuban friend called me "Wonderbread" 🤣🤣

[@TheKewlPerson]

What if it’s whole wheat 🤔

[@coenduda7746]

Ha I call my best friend wonderbread and white bread all the time😂

[@sltrskid]

i can't think of wonderbread the same anymore after all that weird fetish art

[@mikvan9849]

@@coenduda7746 My only come back was pitifully saying ".... I haven't even had wonder bread..."

[@coenduda7746]

@@mikvan9849 he legit gets called whitey or wonder-bread most all the time, hell I don’t think I’ve said his actual name in the last like 4 years. But he calls me Asian eyes all the time… I’m not Asian just have Asian eyes and am perpetually stoned according to him😂

[@barahng]

Funniest one I've heard was "Yakubian Cave Beast".

[@NotimetoVero]

I’ve heard this one said to someone who was actually middle eastern: “You’re aging at the speed of white”.

[@LuciferArc1]

Thats a good one 😂

[@shaec3405]

😂😂😂😂😂.

[@seacuculp]

I spilled my water hahah good one

[@CalypsoBeebee]

Hahaha ouch 🥲🥲🥲 i felt that

[@SCP-Dr_Bright]

tf does that even mean tho XD

[@Oneiros0629]

As an asian man, being called "chinkanzee" was absolutely devastating

[@ronaldmunoz2411]

Devastatingly hilarious. Omg dude, I can't even imagine someone being so upset with me they call me something so ridiculous. I really hope you laughed in dudes face.... I more so hope It was a homie just roasting you, cause that would be funny as hell too. Either way, you should laugh at how stupid it is.

[@wayofthekodiak3118]

LMAO 🤣

[@lamppuu1]

Omg i needed this laugh today! 😂 Thanks!

[@chriss.249]

Im sorry but im lost, what is that?

[@Oneiros0629]

@@chriss.249 chink is an Asian slur, chimpanzee is a way to call someone a monkey. Mixing both together

[@bruhbbawallace]

if anyone ever calls me a vanilla gorilla to my face i'll fuckin die laughing

[@BenderTheOffender]

Hell, I would choose that as my nickname or alias!

[@SwapPartLLC]

Gorillas are bad ass. If someone called me that, I'd be like "Really! Thanks dude! That's the best compliment I've ever gotten".

[@rammsteinrulz16]

That is the name of my new mixtape 😂

[@Js-eq7yd]

I'd take that as a compliment ngl

[@mattchu4273]

Great band btw

[@KrillAndGrill]

I once got called "paper boy" and it took me until today to realize she meant my skin was the color of paper, rather than the video game.

[@ningyo5855]

As a Colombian, i almost died laughing when someone called me Pablo's little helper

[@Edyime]

thats a cute name

[@mileslugo6430]

I had to squint at that one I really don't understand it

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

😂

[@paul-juniorblack6151]

I assume Pablo Escobar ​@@mileslugo6430

[@DanielOcean-xn1ts]

Hahaha, this is gold😂

[@mish_seraya]

the "default color" got me

[@Doraemon-e6j]

Same 💀

[@TheAlternative_27]

That's a compliment ngl. I liked that one tbh

[@czechmate8287]

Caaasual raaacisimmmmm. I thought brown was default color, but that was back in patch 1.1.1

[@Doraemon-e6j]

@EditFactory39 no it isn't.Its racist.Default color is white and even Uh- My layer said not to complete it.

[@mileslugo6430]

Ohhh, Achromatic!

[@gorgzilla1712]

“It’s impossible to offend a white person” *Every Karen ever has entered the chat*

[@derisgaming9773]

Come on now. Women aren't People. ohohohohohohohohohoho

[@QTwoSix]

Man have you seen how loud and obnoxious black women are?

[@riotman3579]

Nah Karen's is a different species

[@stringjazz2937]

Karens are white women, this is about men.

[@spaceengineeringempire4086]

There a mental state not a physical trait. Ie there in every culture.

[@Pr1zzm]

The worst I've been called is a "Mayo Monster" and she said it with such vehemence that it made me burst out laughing right in her face which just pissed her off more lmao

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

As an Indian the funniest thing I get called is probably a Microsoft employee 💀

[@splatinumm]

L indian

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@splatinumm laura?

[@splatinumm]

what ?@@TheBluePhoenix008

[@stealthy1498]

💀

[@danshakuimo]

I had a college classmate who is Indian and his dad was actually a Microsoft employee (they're from Seattle where the Microsoft HQ is) lol

[@humblebeningings]

As a black guy I got called midnight barbecue sauce, and one guy just straight up said “what’s up, lights-out?”

[@xMysticEevee]

Nahhh ''Midnight barbecue sauce'' and ''what's up, lights out?'' make me wheeze LMFAO

[@joeghosn7642]

Sryyyyy hahahahahah shits too funnyy

[@daedalus6820]

If ide been called that I wouldn't even be mad, 😅 ide be on the floor😂

[@MusiqBank718]

What’s up, lights out is willld😭😭

[@mileslugo6430]

I'm sorry, but it's kinda funny...

[@OniBlinker]

As a cuban, ive been called “Hawaiian spaniard” by more than one elderly woman at a gas station and it is the funniest shit ever

[@alexandrub8786]

Wait. Isn't that the Philiphines?

[@OniBlinker]

@@alexandrub8786 wat. Wait is this some history joke i need to look up or are you asking if cuba is in the Philippines?

[@alexandrub8786]

@@OniBlinker not a historical joke,just asking if that title doesn't fit more that spanish colony.

[@OniBlinker]

@@alexandrub8786 i mean, i guess? I dont know, ask the grandmas that called me that, not me

[@stripedpolkadots8692]

THIS THREAD HEEELLPPPP LMAO

[@FireStrikerShadow]

Scottish, best I've been called before is a "Hill Housed Ginger Brit" I liked the Highlands reference and thought it was funny

[@ErikuTakahiroOld]

As an asian with relatively tan skin my friends have called me "Blacky Chan"

[@0bade]

That's one of the funniest I've read here, sounds like a horse's name

[@lukelyall5879]

You Indonesian?

[@umarpaillaleo6828]

​@@lukelyall5879jungle asian

[@CrippleX89]

That’s just plain genius 😂

[@Direblade11]

Blacky-chan just makes me think of the most stereotypically racist anime girl

[@ryanstyle8862]

As a black person,everyone darker then me calls me milk chocolate

[@mariamjimoh885]

One of my friends called me banana milkshake. Banana cos I’m black but fair skinned, milkshake cos I’m a girl

[@darthtroller]

​@@mariamjimoh885 😭😭😭

[@jibberwocky4054]

im mixed and just known as the caramel guy rule is if you aint darker than my Baba 💪🏾or my Babu 💪🏿 you may as well be mixed too

[@Riptide369]

I went to a camo before where the called the only white kid there white chocolate

[@murkyturkey5238]

Lol milk coco are the hottest girls

[@sroy7982]

The worst I've been called is melanin challenged by a certain youtuber

[@winterbutterfly8861]

The musins of a crouton?

[@Wall-knight]

I saw a shirt that said “melanin made” so I said to them “you do know I made your mom pick that cotton right?”

[@DarkMark-cf1ec]

"chalk-skin stare"

[@alfredlabas2649]

​@@Wall-knight Except you will deny it again😂😂😂

[@CEOofAutism]

@@Wall-knightI mean that’s uncalled for if it was a stranger

[@RobotDude375]

I’ve seen people get into actual fist fights at my school over who’s sports team is better

[@Crungus3084]

I got called a "pilgrim looking ass white boy" but this Native American guy while he was having a meltdown at the hospital I work at. I just started laughing and he got even more mad.😂

[@tachyon8317]

I'm imagining you wearing a buckle hat and shoes while in scrubs/surgical-wear when he said that, and it makes me chuckle.

[@DankAk-47]

I’m black but that shit sounds hilariously cause it’s sounded as if he was running out of insults.

[@migzy4704]

He's just mad because they sucked so bad they lost while having home advantage.💀

[@EldrichNes]

I've been called a "colonizer" before lol

[@surferofthesynthwaves4710]

​@_Nes_Day colonizers gang 😂 let's gooo!

[@F-22_Rapt0r]

As a white man, I can confirm we don’t get offended by racial insults.

[@TheMikesc15]

Well duh... we've never been oppressed with racism. Kinda hard to cry over something we've never experienced and most likely never will, if anything it just makes it funny when someone throws a slur at you

[@AubDenashi]

@@TheMikesc15 bet you think white people were never enslaved lol 🤣

[@alexbasala8119]

​@@TheMikesc15ya, we have. Democrats are racist all the time against white men and encode it into law.

[@THELORDVODKA]

​​@@TheMikesc15 Ye we've been lol. Not by blacks, by "coloured" whites if that's what you like to call it. Every race has been racial fked by other, apart from Africans. Those only fked with eachother. But they did it so good the world wasn't needed (black on black slavery is prime example).

[@twa9995]

​@TheMikesc15 shouldn't that logic apply to a black person who has never personally been or know anyone whos oppressed?

[@Sweetandstubborn]

cornstarch crusaders is my personal favorite 💀

[@gumslice]

Sounds like a bizarre adventure waiting to happen

[@SN-vn6wb]

IM DEAD 😂😂😂

[@mayhemwithaw]

@@gumslice Sounds like when JoJo has to localise names for copyright 💀💀

[@gumslice]

@@mayhemwithaw I see you enjoy donuts to Judging by your profile pic?

[@mayhemwithaw]

@@gumslice Of course! 😋

[@SirMevan]

“No-purpose flour” is the funniest ive heard so far

[@magma5228]

As a white person, the most hurtful thing was being called blank word document.

[@KokonutOil]

And even then I would laugh

[@Ange.revolte]

It wouldn't happen if you were tattoued 😔/j

[@k2sauser521]

​@Ange.revolte In that case I would say your a filled word document

[@Thomass-yc7wm]

My friends family used to call me used bloody toilet paper cause my beard is red as fuck

[@LilliannaRoss-c9j]

@@Thomass-yc7wmshould have called you a p@d. 😂

[@APM298]

Gotta hit him with the "your lawn looks like it needs a mow"

[@Wazza555]

UTTERLY OUTRAGEOUS YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! *Furiously starts mowing lawn*

[@MadisonEstes]

😂😂😂

[@characterthing9432]

That only works on Americans.

[@MetalKumaa]

That one got me a bit.

[@Arbidarb]

I'm kinda annoyed that I'm actually insecure about the state of my lawn.

[@donaldbrooks9002]

8th grade (20O1) white kid in the class sits between our two Filipino mates and yells to the teacher “LOOK WE’RE AN OREO” Both those guys were in his wedding party last year.

[@4ElementGirl]

Wholesome!

[@anthonyrichard2722]

funny too, i bet they still joke about that to this day

[@harmony2846]

So cutee!

[@ClashwithAxersion]

Hahaha love these stories

[@Th3KF4m1ly]

en wot? Is 2001 censored or is it a typo?

[@kevorkyijan118]

I was being called toilet paper with legs💀

[@Hoduken27]

As part mexican, my friends have called me taco dealer, guac muncher, and The Tamale Terrorist.

[@FirepowerIGuess]

take notes, those are some sick supervillain names.

[@queefuszingelton]

i got called a ‘coco person’

[@santiagomendez246]

Tamale terrorist goes hard tho

[@LuvxCherryx]

Border hopper❤❤

[@mmrchive]

Tamale Terrorist sounds like a villain name. >Mexican chef's truck becomes collateral damage during a hero fight >Gets screwed by insurance >becomes broke and homeless >gets access to advanced tech for some reason >advanced tech is able to supersize food >decides to become a supervillain >squashes home city under a large tamale

[@Imachair3636]

As a Texan: insult either their team, their guns, or their truck. Only go for the truck if you are aiming for the hospital

[@khrishp]

I mean depending on the neighborhood, a few choice words about HEB could get you some confrontation.

[@Fighting_Fatigue_117]

​@@khrishp HEB?

[@FreerunningGamer]

@@Fighting_Fatigue_117 It's pretty big here.

[@fast1nakus]

Truck? You mean their c a r ?

[@Imachair3636]

@fast1nakus how DARE YOU

[@EvilDeedsHD]

Vanilla Gorilla always makes me chuckle

[@beastwarsFTW]

Honestly that actually sounds like a cool nickname.

[@gromswowguide7927]

My friends call me that, im white as paper and lift alot, so i take it as a compliment 😂

[@Sonof_DRN2004]

Exactly. Love that one

[@jademers88]

Mayo monkey

[@KingBobbito]

I think the weirdest part of the insults towards white guys is that most are just insults used towards black people but with "white" added.

[@raimeyewens7518]

This is so funny and accurate. Whenever I see a name they think would be offensive I just laugh. They do get creative sometimes, but they mean nothing to me. 😏

[@GrubSlime]

Cornstarch crusader is my favourite one they use.

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

That's a good one.

[@noahoakley339]

Somewhere in the comments, there's a guy who mentioned vanilla gorilla

[@sedevri864]

go watch cornstarch eating videos on YT, will bring a whole different perspective on that one.

[@ttvkyberwolf6659]

😂😂

[@synshenron798]

Never heard that one but its hilarious and im using it

[@convo8506]

As an Egyptian I was called a “Turban Twister”💀💀

[@anonimoqualquer5503]

Bro i got called "demiss call"

[@bigtomar]

as an egyptian i was callled "camel humper"

[@MasterO0gway]

😂

[@gritted]

Isn’t that the thing yeat said

[@aliabdallah102]

Skill issues

[@wahl7837]

got called “bleach boy” and i dont think i could ever feel such a way that man made me feel ever again

[@SSeryth]

💀

[@CLove511]

"Okay, chocolate chip"

[@angelus1738]

​@@CLove511Such a lame comeback to bleach boy. You'd get clowned if you respond with that lol

[@Gigabot3009]

@@angelus1738you’re already a clown in the first place for trying to constantly roast somebody or any race in general

[@g76agi]

​@@angelus1738"okay ni-"

[@I.Read.The.Hobbit.In.1937]

As an Italian, once I got called a “Ravioli-Ravager” by a friend and I died a little inside

[@mileslugo6430]

That's so much better than Pasta Potato

[@GooseApologetics]

Shut your yapper, you pizza pioneer

[@raviolithebest8644]

😧

[@Raze394]

Spaghetti Spelunker

[@lieutenantdan1413]

Spaghetti n!$^#r is what I called my roomate, but I'm a potato n@^$

[@necrobach4854]

Man I hate it when I lose my white friends in the snow, my black friends in the dark, my Asian friends in the sand and most importantly when I lose my Middle Eastern friends in explosions

[@joemamma2647]

😂. Am I the only one who finds that funny?

[@Luminary123]

Lol

[@rvst3682]

​@@joemamma2647 yes

[@bartsanders1553]

At least when you lose your Middle Eastern friends you get to keep a piece of them close to your heart.

[@dameepmehbleep31]

Bestie? Have you tried pinging their location?😂

[@clem_clam]

Someone saw the veins in my wrist and said "You're not white, you're transluscent" 😭 im too irish i cant TAN

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

[@alexanderwhite5374]

Relatable 💀💀💀

[@nicholas-dv1mg]

that's a good thing tho, veins are cool unless you completely ruin them like some bodybuilders.

[@MusicalMarzy]

I guess I am too

[@WWFrank]

lol, I have this black friend who's the same and I just may use this someday

[@K.A.Riley09]

I got called a Sour Cream Citizen one time, and it was so fucking funny

[@mrstormfenix8542]

Snow roach and enemy of the sun always gets me😂

[@sayanswain658]

"Enemy of the sun" sounds like some dark souls shit

[@gay.mer9328]

@@sayanswain658 White people the final boss

[@nochaoticgood]

Never heard 'enemy of the sun' but it sounds like a great gamer tag LOL

[@childofcthulhu9766]

I’m as pale as a sheet of paper. Truly, the sun despises me.

[@patrickmcpartland1398]

As a pastey white bald dude with really light blue eyes, the sun is my mortal enemy. My skin and eyes are only good in like Ireland, Seattle, or living underground or in a cave and only coming out at night. I would be so fucked without sunscreen and sunglasses, I really don't know how my people made it back in the day.

[@TryDrinkingWater]

As an Irish person, i am officially a "drunk potato" or a leprechaun.

[@John-kc4cg]

Potato NI-

[@Bute803]

I'm sorry but I read "drunk potato" and "leprechaun" in a Irish

[@realWoolf759]

@discordggbaldibackthe Irish mob is infamous for killing rival Italian mobsters with car bombs

[@Richieisalittlegirl-kk2io]

what's at the end of the rainbow

[@hyrulehistorian2317]

I get leprechaun all the time man, also Irish Jesus

[@norvegicus]

As an Asian I've been called a "Canine Consumer" which I found offensive cause I prefer eating cats

[@Vengeance1996]

Feaster of Felines

[@justbilly]

Feline feaster

[@Lil_Gwimbly]

Moggy muncher

[@chrisironland7050]

Did not foresee last bit at all XD

[@notyayanguyen1735]

cats are nasty u weirdo

[@chie970]

I'm a Japanese-English... and someone called me "the ultimate bandit" 😂😂

[@skullsquad900]

When I was a kid I was skinny af and this middle schooler called me a #2 Pensil...I died 🤣

[@hadrianaugustus5712]

Let me guess you’re Asian?

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

In german tall skinny guys are often called 'Lauch', or 'leek' in English

[@irajserpent8453]

​@@MatthiasDrinksH20 in the netherlands 'bone'

[@meemadd6397]

Guessing they resuscitated you? What happened after you died... you can't just end a story on a cliffhanger like that. Give us them juicy deets

[@GlobalOutcast]

Yo from one skinny lad to another thats fucking Hilarious

[@BridgetYum]

As an Asian, the weirdest thing I've been called is a dolphin and a fox that made a hybrid together.

[@revan5293]

That’s not even that funny but it got me to laugh.

[@ryanname2503]

Well surely they're more calling you deformed than anything else

[@BridgetYum]

@@ryanname2503 😭

[@robinthrush9672]

I am confused about what that even means.

[@Eddyeden11]

I'd take it as a compliment. Foxes and dolphins are beautiful animals with great qualities and abilities.

[@goobergoon6177]

As a New Zealander, the most offensive thing I've ever been called is an Australian

[@paultapping9510]

where did you hide the body?

[@marshydee9936]

most offensive thing ive been called is a new zealaner (im aussie)

[@SilentHotdog28]

@@marshydee9936 Na.....Pom is much worse haha.

[@EagleHarrier]

I’ve made that mistake and was able to teach myself to learn the difference between

[@Power_Prawnstar]

Oi!

[@GB-fg5nf]

Bro is so simply just call em ERIKA! ERIKA!

[@F-14_tomcat]

I got called a useless crayon once I’ve never laughed so hard in my life 🤣

[@ElitaAli1]

😂

[@therockobama1]

Nah this one wins 😂

[@RandomAzPosts]

Bro your one should be in the video🤣

[@kdxs7wgkedfghju765re]

as an italian i was called walmart Mario 😂😂😂

[@calabrais]

🤌

[@justinhoff4517]

Sounds like a Sicilian to me lol

[@EinFelsbrocken]

So... Wario? 😂

[@Kozie211]

😂👍

[@pindol69]

Walmario

[@nuyabuisness7526]

Once had a racist lady say "you people age like fruit" and I laughed in her face because honestly it was a novel insult. She then later said I was the racist one.

[@mullittmustang256]

To be honest ya we do age like fruit, any race with darker skin ages way better than 99% of white people. We turn into shrivelled up things

[@ZekeTheThunderWolf]

"If I can get you upset by existing, your brain aged like milk."

[@B00nater]

That’s really funny and kind of true. It would sound good coming out of a comedians mouth but some random lady is a bit much.

[@jamineamina5429]

Shoulda taken her weave

[@jasonhemphill6980]

Sounds about right

[@keenansisson211]

As a chubby white kid I was often referred to as marshmallow by my Mexican friends. Michelin Man was also popular.

[@darthvaydor6716]

As a white guy I am totally going to use the default color insult on all my friends who can’t tan

[@contytub]

I'm dieing laughing next to my wife sleeping... she can't tan so i guess when she's going to piss me off i'll have a new comeback

[@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149]

Some people just got a missing texture lol

[@buttburp6995]

I can’t believe I’d never heard “salt shaker” lmao

[@deusmachinima1189]

Mayonnaise man

[@JustMeandGod_]

@@deusmachinima1189😂😂