Trying to Outsmart Police After Stealing a Car Goes Wrong

[@treytison1444]

She's been "seeing him" for three weeks but isn't sure what his real name even is. Gross.

[@markc13579]

Oh she knows, she knows for sure. She's just hoping he'll escape from the police and she won't have to give him up.

[@C.L.190]

She knows everything about him. He's likely the main dealer in their area and she doesn't want him going to jail cuz it'll cut off her drugs

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture-

[@sandistolle4874]

Crack-a-licious

[@jamallabarge2665]

....or she needs Meth that bad.

[@Celestial26]

I hate that the K9 has to sink its teeth in a human body full of meth.

[@iamskippy]

Family guy dog talking moment: 🐕🗯️ *_GROSS!_** You attack. I don’t know where white power Bill has been **_and I’d rather lick myself_** than put my mouth near that!*

[@stephaniewright5909]

Yuck, never thought of that! Cruelty to animals, another charge !

[@Quest1luv]

@@stephaniewright5909 Agreed!

[@DisneyWitch22]

Ah gross why did you have to say that! I feel bad for the dog

[@cshubs]

Did you ever watch Futurama? An alien ate a hippy before saying, "This hippy is starting to kick in."

[@janaricker3506]

A silent German Shepherd is truly intimidating..

[@mslisadianemorse]

YES! Mine would warn you then go stealth mode. Beautiful thing.

[@CrazyGaming-ig6qq]

she is preganant

[@BobbyKill69420]

That little dog in the yard greeting the officer was adorable. Glad no dogs were hurt.

[@ryantantalo4233]

"If you don't lay down you're going to get bit." Jumps down, immediately tries to run, gets bit. "How dumb are you" was the perfect response

[@leederbazoid]

Darwin award winner ! 😃

[@teralmiles]

At this point, I’ve come to the conclusion there’s more dumb people on this planet than smart ones.

[@ReVoltaire]

In another incarnation, he could have auditioned for the Tarzan role given his tree swinging skillz 😮

[@dominicksans7204]

Oh and Cop 1 who tased him Cop 2 McDowell Cop 1 Nice Lmao

[@christhornton1785]

And also " You are an idiot". Trying to outrun the police canine? Idiot indeed.

[@EWTB]

Last time I climbed trees while being really dumb I was 7 😐😑

[@sandib4234]

😁

[@mattt5006]

Billy?

[@milesjohnson5487]

Officer: " if you produce a weapon, I will _______ kill you.? 🤣

[@EWTB]

@@mattt5006 Little Timmy with the lisp?!

[@ildefonsogiron4034]

It was 12 for me 😅

[@bricksbyjoe8515]

If you move you're gonna get tazed or bit by the dog. Jumps down takes two steps and immediately gets bit by the dog they just warned him about.

[@Delatta1961]

The man’s a legend

[@stephaniewright5909]

​@@Delatta1961in his own mind...

[@kblskables2877]

He thought he had a chance

[@markshutt1476]

And he was tazed, too.

[@bricksbyjoe8515]

@@markshutt1476 I think he only got hit with one probe, because he didn't look like he got tazed and the cops only mention the one probe

[@Wpns175]

Oh my.... true Florida Man energy. The cops at the @11:00 sum it up perfectly. Cop A: "You're an idiot." Cop B: "Dude, how dumb are you?" Cop A: "He's dumb, he's an idiot."

[@samanthadillard2853]

I think my favorite line came right before that "the dog can stay on him" lol 😆😆

[@DeathScorpian]

That was the most quiet police dog Ive seen on these videos.

[@EASTSIDERIDER707]

Can’t bark with his mouth full.

[@milesjohnson5487]

@@EASTSIDERIDER707 🤣

[@Ze_Moose]

"I'm not wasting my barks on this idiot!" -K9

[@cattinkerbell4946]

Quiet but effective.

[@aussiefamily4886]

Right doggy was just looking at meth dude like " if you take one step imma bite you but i aint wasting no barking on you methy "

[@Ysndeed]

His name is Adam but he goes by Johnathan 😂😂

[@CLT2829]

I don’t know your name so I’m going to call you Steve.

[@Astrohhh]

That girl would be beautiful if she didn't make the life choices she has. You can see it deep down how pretty she used to be. Sad life man.

[@42lookc]

She's still pretty, just faded beauty. She must have been a knockout before.

[@jfinney225]

Her looks will return if she were to find recovery. Just because someone’s looks fade while they’re in addiction doesn’t mean they will look like that forever even if they quit. I’m 4 years sober and I look just as I did before drug use. But you should have seen me in my addiction. Yikes.

[@Astrohhh]

@@jfinney225 Well I just wanna congratulate you for getting clean! I can't imagine how much stronger of a person you are because of it. If you don't mind me asking, what were your drugs of choice? And how many years did you use?

[@42lookc]

@@jfinney225 Good for you! Thanks for sharing your experience because it may encourage others. God bless you! 🙂

[@danielduran201]

Right on! Hopefully, she's not one of those women who are attracted to bad boys.

[@LanguagesWithAndrew]

I like how *everybody* except the suspects was very cooperative with the police, this is a decent community with decent people in it.

[@mrddcass6540]

Except for the guy with a Trump/Pense yard sign. He's in the klan for sure.

[@gillowejr8393]

@@mrddcass6540I thought that but didn’t wanna be the first to say it.

[@atlantic_love]

@@mrddcass6540 I bet his neighbor down the road has dark brown hair, wears suits and is fitted with 6" pumps pretending to be boots.

[@wwaynemcg]

@@mrddcass6540 I'll bet he knows how to spell PENCE!

[@AdamSternberg]

"His name is Adam but he goes by Johnathan". Spoken like a true tweaker.

[@JH-wd6dp]

Hey, at least she wasn't lying for him.

[@guest6423]

Nobody chooses narcotics unless their life is a nighmare. Try to be kind. Putting others down doesn't lift you up.

[@philtheheaterguy951]

@@guest6423Or, we can just understand that criminals are all liars and useless to society.

[@truthsayer9534]

“My name is Jim, but most people call me…Jim.” Name that movie.

[@brianhammer5107]

@@guest6423 OH PLEASE!!!! Lots of folks just like to get high. You need to get out more and snort the coffee grounds.

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

Doggy was like, a bad guy and a swim! Best day at work ever! 😂

[@nikiryan8648]

nah, man. the dog was saying "dad, you know we have alligators here, right?"

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

@@nikiryan8648 nah, as a native Floridian I can confirm that people should always assume that there are alligators in any freshwater area of Florida, but they are not hanging around for all that racket . 😂 Too big a target to kill 🐊 They were probably gone before the officer and dog got there.

[@free-tx8jg]

@@nikiryan8648 LOL, yeah, the dog didn't look too thrilled about going in the water.

[@RobertPilla]

That dude's Cruiser now stinks of wet German Shepard.

[@watchingthewheelsgoround260]

@@RobertPilla yup 😂

[@Evlengr]

The minute they say, "I Promise You", they are lying. Its almost SoP.

[@markc13579]

Truth !!

[@OnBakePlatinum]

Immabe honest wichu

[@sammierosetta]

"I swear on everything I love" is another golden token

[@chicofromph33nix64]

SoP?

[@NealBurkard-ut1oo]

​@@chicofromph33nix64 standard operating procedure

[@regularguy22w92]

“My shoes are wet because of you”. Priceless

[@chrise.321]

Wet socks are the worst!

[@stephengamber7000]

It's everyone else's fault. All his life.

[@atlantic_love]

@@chrise.321 I worked with a guy back in 1996 in Kentucky. He was a black dude from Michigan. Anyway, on EVERY paycheck he would buy a pack of socks. I think I know why.

[@caroltenge5147]

12:00 Pants half off a crime in itself.

[@christhornton1785]

Yeah. That was classic.

[@Memorylane1957]

I hope that those K9 buddies know how important they are to the men and women in Blue!!!

[@loua1519]

Recently on the news a retired K9 was turned in to the pound. Talk about gratitude. I hope he was saved and adopted.

[@amandahutton8459]

We have a K-9 in my town. She lives with her partner and he treats her like gold. We're very fortunate to have her.

[@hdeodh]

Drugs really messed up her face.. She sounds 20 but when you look at her face.. she looks 40+

[@ACDZ123]

I'd guess she's about 25 ..definitely spoilt her looks with drugs already

[@stephengamber7000]

Meth and cigarettes ages women.

[@RE1GN_BLOOD]

Otherwise she’d be smoking hot

[@Fuerwahrhalunke]

@@stephengamber7000 Meth and cigarettes ages anyone. Though cigarettes slower than meth, of course.

[@amandahutton8459]

They always do

[@michaelfuseau5391]

"a lady gave birth to a crack rock in jail, it was the size of your fist" good times!

[@slidetek]

They named him Methew.

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture

[@sandistolle4874]

😆

[@jamallabarge2665]

@@slidetek Your mind ain't right. :)

[@cleoh666]

​@@slidetek 😅

[@killacan30]

"You're an idiot, dude" Understatement of the year lol

[@stannote8312]

One boyfriend in jail, seeing another who is fleeing cops--what a delightful choice of men. She's a criminal, too. What a surprise.

[@beestingza]

Drugs. I've seen brilliant women with 150 IQs run with this kind of trash. It's down to low self esteem and childhood trauma.

[@truthhurts2879]

I hope they didn't leave that pup.

[@vtwinbuilder3129]

Me too. That’s all I wanna know now. I’d be beside myself if they said they let my dog run off, she seems fairly unaffected.

[@caseyrose1327]

Looks like a sweet pup....maybe someone in the neighborhood took it in. I know I would.

[@mrbisshie]

I actually was hoping the lady wouldn't get arrested, because I was concerned about the small doggie.

[@Cucumberflavoredmustard]

Whenever someone says they aren't lying. They're lying.

[@russ254]

you’re lying

[@Cucumberflavoredmustard]

@@russ254 You're lying. Jinx.

[@amandahutton8459]

"I swear on my kids!"

[@cdassalazar3286]

If she did not get into drugs and alcohol she could have been beautiful.

[@Jimsalos]

So true. Sad

[@garystone2154]

Still has the remains of a nice figure.

[@weeatpplproductions]

I mean....she's still fine

[@TheGuitar1man]

Way to say what we were all thinking lol👍

[@footrot17]

I like the trashyness

[@axl9170]

"No, not the reckless driver fleeing from you with the head tattoo. My other friend with the neck tattoo is in jail." Might be time to reevaluate the friend circle, toots.

[@beestingza]

Sad. If she lost a few pounds and cleaned herself up she'd be a pretty woman.

[@melziporlin4559]

Our society has gone crazy.

[@curtissea5340]

Yes it did .. in 1898 😅

[@pisces363]

Society has always been crazy. The difference is we have cameras that document the madness.

[@cleoh666]

Read some history books

[@squanto2]

That's easy to believe if you watch too many youtube videos.

[@beestingza]

@@pisces363 There has always been an uneducated underclass which is prone to very bad behavior, but that subsection is growing.

[@magnificentfailure2390]

This chick has one redeeming quality, She is worried about her own dog. That little guy is obviously a senior dog and like any good dog, he loves his owner without question. We don't deserve dogs. Yet they continue to adore us.. :(

[@stefan2292]

I see two redeeming qualities.

[@bryanbortman4562]

“Who tased him? “McDowell.” “Nice!” Great dialogue!

[@neomonk5668]

That was awesome! 😂😂😂

[@sandistolle4874]

Clear and concise communications right tgere. 👍

[@graysonwilliams4826]

These cops seem chill af

[@markdagostino9325]

Love the indignance of her response...."he doesn't have a NECK tattoo.....he has a FACE tattoo".

[@UnchainedAmerica]

"I didn't know he was going to do that!" but runs anyways. What is wrong with Meth Brains?

[@larry4674]

meth

[@ISAFMobius18]

They're all methed up

[@Chekers400]

Meth

[@k.gall7591]

Brains dissolved by meth

[@darkfafnir4389]

That was a good dog...not just barking the whole time and listening to its handler...only got excited when they handled him like hands on

[@karrobba]

When you watch a movie and see people talk/do something stupid and say that is not realistic... my mistake, this stupidity does exist

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture - it not only exist, but they are proud of being stupid

[@toniwalser3989]

She's really picking some winners. Have some fricking self respect. OMG

[@alvaroq2024]

She was in it for the drugs.

[@scottbates100]

You have limited options when you fuck people for drugs, drug dealers have strict rules to be one, good guys need not apply

[@Fuerwahrhalunke]

@@alvaroq2024 Nobody is born with a drug addiction though. If I had to take a wild guess it was probably a man that sintroduced them to her. Probably someone she dated before. She really needs to get her dating game up and get some sense who to trust or, better yet, who not to trust. Our women (whites) are especially bad at it at times. Especially the younger ones. There is something rebellic about their dating game. The more criminal, the cooler, so it seems.

[@beestingza]

@@Fuerwahrhalunke Bad boy itis. Comes form low self esteem and lack of father figures. It's a self-reinforcing cycle that's just getting worse. The out of wedlock births among whites are steadily climbing.

[@Justice4all_001]

She got boobies in that tight tee shirt with nipples

[@nigeltufnel9525]

"How dumb are you?" Not a fair question. 😅

[@tomr3422]

Cmon its florida - not like they are smart enough to know how dumb they are

[@klee8175]

Dumb as a rock!

[@Faretheewell608]

It is not a riddle. fair question

[@stephengamber7000]

"Absolute Zero" comes to mind

[@bachrocktheamericahatersan5799]

What’s not fair? He’s an idiot.

[@ARCNA442]

It's nice seeing the cops interacting with normal citizens for once.

[@CuriousMess61]

Yeah, it is. No screaming banshees talking over each other. No witnesses not answering questions and just going on and on. No bystanders screaming at officers. No one telling them how to do their jobs and hurling verbal abuse and threats.

[@MonaLisaVito-c8r]

They are normal?😮

[@savannahrhodes4694]

Florida Man at his finest.

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture- what a proud people

[@ProudNana78]

Panhandle behavior at its finest

[@petemaier6671]

@@tomr3422way to give yourself the only like, loser

[@Jerroh6]

@@tomr3422 Yeah, let's hope aliens do not land there first or we will all be doomed.

[@jonthinks6238]

From NJ

[@TaterTots380]

Poor little dog.

[@j.lingle4713]

And the property owner.

[@imouse3246]

He's MAGA, so I am unconcerned. @@j.lingle4713

[@sandistolle4874]

Right?! Too bad dogs can’t pick their owners

[@sroberts605]

Dog looks happy - exciting life no doubt.

[@westpearson6759]

How stupid! At least three officers AND a dog not 30 feet from where he will drop, and he tries to run???😝

[@kentonkruger8333]

Gun, taser, and dog on you and you try to run once you're out o the tree?

[@bobbiec2829]

I guess meth is one hell of a drug.

[@gracemunich1476]

@@bobbiec2829can’t fix stupid

[@jennydiver100]

It's Meth Tarzan!

[@billblessington3912]

That’s funny

[@janmale7767]

Yough people throwing their lives away!

[@checkerdayz5388]

I love the energy of the homeowner

[@ItzSlushie]

I scrolled so far for a homeowner comment. He’s just like this is what life is in Florida 😂

[@davelunger7413]

And a Trumper to boot, kudos to him.

[@gusjones9388]

What a pathetic couple. A waste of good air, water and food. But the dog is OK. And what a dope. They tell him the dog will bite him is he runs, so what does he do?

[@stephaniewright5909]

A dope on dope ! Which came first ?!? 😂

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture - what a proud people

[@AntonioBarsanio]

What? Politicians are just the same and they live like Kings, Queens, Princesses, etc.

[@milesjohnson5487]

" His name is Adam but goes by Jonathan" That doesn't seem a little weird to her.😨

[@UgetTheMemo]

They always run.

[@blokkadeleider]

The dog was Dutch trained. The officer told him "blijf" (stay) at the fence.

[@CuriousMess61]

Thank-you! I'm don't know anything about other languages, but I do know some train their K9s commands that are other languages. I wasn't sure if it was French or German. I was way off!

[@blokkadeleider]

@@CuriousMess61 Thank you. German wouldn't have been far off though, nearly the same word. :) French is very different.

[@RolandFischer-k9w]

@@blokkadeleider The German word is "Bleib". I noticed it but didn't think about it. Thanks for the explanation. ;-)

[@aalires]

Sounded like he was saying bleib, which means “stop” in German.

[@j.lingle4713]

The officer had a woman “give birth to a crack rock about the size of my fist”. 😳😂😂😂

[@calebgoodwin2110]

Poor old guy worked his whole life to keep a nice property and these junkies come tear it up

[@courtneysands6646]

Poor home owner and car owner-the innocent people that actually work for their stuff.

[@Oochakaballa]

What happened to the dog!!!! Police people, we in the audience ALWAYS want to know what happened to the pets.

[@plutoplatters]

Shirtless too !! Very rare amongst these kind of citizens.

[@EDSzebra1]

Do they think Police are bluffing when they say the dog will be released and they will be bit??? 😯

[@Visemoon]

Cop: "How dumb are you?" Criminal: "Yes"

[@ryancampbell1847]

he did say il show you

[@TheJohnnyvegas22]

Behind every Florida Man is a Florida Woman!

[@Confused_Philosopher]

The fact that police tell her about a known associate seals her fate.

[@donreid6399]

Cop points gun at perp in tree. Cop: "Dude! Say something!" Perp: "Ummm...tweet, tweet?"

[@BillAlexander-cv6oj]

She just validated her Tramp Stamp!

[@jimklein5491]

"I don't know what's going on." So you ran? Is that what the crystal told you to do?

[@ryancampbell1847]

What a meth they both are

[@thexbooksx]

Cop asks dude with face tattoo how dumb he is.

[@atlantic_love]

Cop: "How dumb are you?" Dude: "I'm pretty dumb, my girl gave me an injection, and I can't think a thing"

[@Chekers400]

“How dumb are you?” 🤣 🤣 🤣 that officer is awesome 👏🏻

[@jayworldjs]

After dropping from the tree, with like cops everywhere and them saying, "if you try to run, we'll put the dog on you," why would you make a run for it?!!?

[@draftmagicagain1000]

He’s not a person that just does meth sometimes. He’s high out of his mind on meth.

[@socal-rw9un]

"I don't know what's going on" umm you're in a stolen car,fleeing from police then you got out & ran Smart 1

[@gloriousapplebees]

Yeah, a couple real good clues that she was well aware of what was going on lol.

[@chrismifflin3862]

Methew and Methany up in a tree! KISSING! First come crash, then comes jail, then come Methew in a baby carriage!

[@CyberBeep_kenshi]

what a meth

[@mariaes623]

“I don’t know what’s happening.” You’re running from the police, that’s what‘a happening! 🙄

[@donpardo9093]

that woman has seen more ceilings than a painter!

[@atlantic_love]

lol i bet she has :D

[@briantaulbee6452]

Now that's funny 😂

[@om92555]

😂😂😂

[@Palamas1359]

This woman is obviously a master of character evaluation.

[@spencerhonda7445]

He literally tried to run after jumping out of the tree with a fur missle and human officers eveywhere😂😂😂

[@iamskippy]

🗣️🗯️ *Run* METHod Man *_RUN_*

[@spencerhonda7445]

@DonnellOkafor-pd7yn sure if that makes you feel better 😆

[@vipertt100]

Fur missle. 😂😂😂

[@spencerhonda7445]

@@vipertt100 that term always makes me laugh 😂

[@neckhammockothermusthaves7476]

Dating a guy but don't know his name? No words.

[@iamskippy]

She could be a waitress at a midrange casino 🎰 and make lots of singles to support her needle 💉 between the toes habit *because classy casinos won’t hire girls with track marks on their arms.* 🤔 I watch way too much cop related content to know this much about this stuff.

[@Grawlix_Jungle]

She knows

[@tomr3422]

Florida culture- What a proud people

[@CWA69143]

The home owner are definitely good people and their yard is all messed up!!!

[@alta58043]

She used the Meth rulebook. "I don't know whats going on." I think that has happened her entire life.

[@Delatta1961]

“Who’s a good boi???!!

[@7c8f9x]

WOMEN NEED TO MAKE BETTER CHOICES OF MEN.

[@brianchase9251]

He ran. No kidding. I saw it. He jumped from the tree and ran. There has to be a stronger word than "moron" for this.

[@lindsayhendrix480]

"A lady gave birth to a crack rock the size of a fist" 😂😂 I am fascinated and appalled.

[@jamesnewberry1191]

Tuna crack is what it's called.

[@patricknoone171]

I think his last name is keister. That will be handy in prison. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanmcclosky3312]

💀💀💀💀

[@Delatta1961]

It’s Kiestering, of the Martha’s Vineyard Kiesterings

[@Jimsalos]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@maurits4845]

What a lucky woman. This guy looks like a real catch

[@JoeOvercoat]

Homeowner was a stand up citizen. 👍

[@garystone2154]

Nice yard to.

[@NefastusJones]

Saw that Trump/Pence sign. Homeowner is good people.

[@emanuelespinoza9325]

So was that old lady.

[@franciscoojeda8986]

"You are an idiot dude" and "Dude, how dumb are you?" needs to be told to every criminal caught (or at least so facsimile). There also needs to be a charge presented in court that requires anyone convicted to pay for being stupid.

[@Ginger2020]

We call it the “stupid tax”!

[@reisekeller6859]

So, you're "seeing" a criminal with a tattoo on his face? Great decision-making skills!

[@meganfarrell7427]

When the officers were talking and said “Who tased him?” “McDowell” “Haha nice”. right in front of the suspect, love it🥳

[@MizLaur]

“If I can’t run horizontally I’ll just run vertically!”

[@KamalaWalzlover]

The cop who said “How dumb are you?” was spot on! The officers told him several times to come down from the tree and stay put or else he’d get dog bit!! What’s he do? Drops down and tries running away 🙄🙄🙄

[@daviswall3319]

The long snout of the law!

[@gillowejr8393]

That’s funny!

[@suelindsey1372]

Dude thought he was George of the jungle😂 even with the fur missle and Mr. Sparky at the ready!

[@ryancampbell1847]

Meth is a helluva drug

[@Zak6959]

2:02 “ I don’t know what’s happening”. Let me help you out, you’re running away from the police.

[@squakke]

I love it how the cops always excitedly debrief each other 😂

[@geoffreygushue2280]

Wow!! What a fantastic, awesome couple!! Someday, they'll make wonderful children!!🙄

[@Whatamidoinghere262]

“I DONT KNOWN WHATS HAPPENING!!!!” but flees instead of, I dunno, maybe pleading her innocence.

[@joemanflyer2001]

“Who tased him? … “McDowell”… “NICE!” lol hilarious 😂

[@joycewright5386]

What about her little dog?

[@AlaFrigginBama]

“Is it a mannequin?” Officer, really…when is it EVER a mannequin?!? 😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@stephengamber7000]

Why was she running from the Police if she's innocent?

[@pewsandbrews]

When you're in your 30's but your face looks like you're 60....hummm, what have they been doing.

[@mdmarko]

These poor officers, having to take out the trash.

[@atlantic_love]

She's barely even been seen his face, her last memory and the one before that was facing the headboard.

[@garbagemanbear406]

Bro thinks he's the kid from the Jungle Book movies

[@annamariavalatka636]

😂😂

[@Lensman864]

10 years for theft and 30 years for calling her dog: "My babyyyyyyyyy!!!" 😡

[@CeruleanTalon1]

"Is he going to bite me," wrong answer, "probably". Now doggums is on its own you fool!

[@rocknewtonfilsterwilly7364]

Cop was dumb, any idiot could see the dog was wagging it's tail looking for guidance and wanting picked up.

[@thomasclark9082]

How stupid do you have to be to have a 100 lb German Shepherd right there and still try to run. Well at least it was entertaining for us.

[@MarkTyner-e8g]

I like the way she fills out that blouse.

[@jackiemarini3203]

Why do ppl take their dogs or dog when acting like this ?You both need rehab hope you get it .😒

[@ismewhat1234]

I'm surprised both of them didn't blame all this on that little dog.😂

[@ISAFMobius18]

The opening GTA 6 mission is looking good