Trying to Rule a Kingdom but the Viewers are my Nobles | King of the Castle

[@DutchTraveler]

Any game with an option to declare war just immediately becomes the only choice with Rimmy.

[@oliverg1797]

In the grim darkness of the future, there is only rimmy spamming declare war

[@foreng3095]

I can't read "declare war" without thinking of Alex the Rambler holding up that piece of paper.

[@oliverg1797]

@@foreng3095 OH MY GOD STELLARIS KZbinR WAR

[@alvarodiazrodriguez2603]

​@@oliverg1797 context?

[@oliverg1797]

@@alvarodiazrodriguez2603 Stellaris KZbinr War was this youtube series about a bunch of KZbinrs playing Stellaris together. Also Aspec definitely inspired the Player Crisis system in Nemesis.

[@kurvakus7256]

Rimmi's downfall was his soft spot for depressed-drunkem-huntress tomboy wife, ah yes who could have forseen that?

[@Sathornetfire]

Totally worthed if he got exile with his tomboy waifu instead of dying in jail

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

every man wants a TOMBOY WIFE ZERO STRESS SHES ONE OF THE BOYS!

[@wildfire9280]

@@unifiedhorizons2663 Hope her name’s not Miranda

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

huh? @@wildfire9280

[@craftsmenMC]

They said in their latest dev diary that they plan on balancing the game a bit more towards the monarch.

[@nabildarwish7815]

Oh, they have dev diaries? Where can I find them?

[@craftsmenMC]

@@nabildarwish7815 they’re not really “dev diaries” per se, but you can see sorta what they’re going for in their latest update post on Steam

[@Supercohboy]

8:58 Truly, the most British choice imaginable: Hey guys! A new island between us and France just appeared! People could live there, and it could improve trade, and... The Nobles: DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY! NAWT A BRIDGE TO THE STINKY MAINLAND! WE MUST PAY A WIZARD TO PUT IT BACK DOWN IN THE SSHHHEA, 'TIS ONLY RIGHT! *Queue paying the Irish and Scotts to do all the work re-burying the island* The King: Well, the glorious boon has disappeared back into the depths...long live Britannia and its unhindered Naval routes I guess...

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

*soldiers scorched earth a village and killed the inhabitants, only to find they weren't there* Truly an schulzstaffel in France moment

[@alect525]

Tbh, I immediately thought of Vietnam

[@asherwoodrow7471]

I love "democracy"

[@Dan-kr9bm]

a what moment?

[@milotura6828]

@@Dan-kr9bm SchulzStaffel---> the German SS

[@hellspawn4083]

​@@Dan-kr9bm sounds like a ww2 german occupied France moment but I can't remember for sure

[@freezie4511]

If you didn't know, starship troopers, terran command just got an update which allows for people to make their own maps. There are quite a few great ones already out.

[@randalloriginals230]

IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL!!!!

[@EricGamer87365]

This was super fun to Participate in, hope it gets more balanced later so we can do this again. P.S. BARONS WILL ALWAYS HAVE THEIR REVENGE

[@weldonwin]

*(Whistling Rains of Castamere)*

[@memedummy8569]

The baron's sends their regards

[@weldonwin]

@@memedummy8569 RIMMY WILL DIE BEFORE THESE EYES, AND HE'LL KNOW *HE'LL KNOW* THAT IS I, BARON VLADAMIR HARKONEN THAT ENCOMPASES HIS *DOOM!!!*

[@memedummy8569]

@@weldonwin may the river's run red with rimmys blood

[@devoAC]

This was great fun to participate in, even with the issues with the game. The chiefs never stood a chance.

[@SpitsAreTheBest_Mk.IX_61]

Norf fc at the end really just said fuck this rebel shit we’re becoming farmers

[@Zanta100]

ofc we didnt rimmy became biased against us just from the name of the campaign

[@SpitsAreTheBest_Mk.IX_61]

@@Zanta100 to be fair Rimmy’s only chance at winning was focusing chiefs

[@pihlajafox]

The north will rise again and when the time comes our gods will not let you nor your king get away from what you did to out Kindom!

[@ee822]

The game really needs more than just 3 phases for the plots. If it was 4 or even 5, there'd be a bit more room for variance across the noble's actions while right now a lot of people die not that far in from what I've seen. There's just no room for the King to give a faction an inch while they focus in on another because of how much that inch contributes to victory.

[@daaaaanzzz]

This was an epic stream. Had so much fun in this one. THE PATRIARCHS WERE LOYAL TO YOU KING. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US AT THE LAST VOTE

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

Literally everyone wanted the Patriarchs to be taxed, even one of yours.

[@inserisciunnome]

@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 of course they did. They were jealous!

[@jacklau2558]

​@@inserisciunnome with how hard the North qas fucked. You could take a L.

[@TheTrueThomayo]

As a French Italian I gotta say we would have ruled much better.

[@HeartbrokenHeartshooter]

How? By bending over backwards for Germany? Twice?

[@FrostReave]

This is truly an apocalyptic statement. Shows just how bad Rimmy is at this

[@shamalau6265]

@@FrostReave how dare you speak in that manner of we proud french italians

[@DepressedCrow]

"They say that people show who they truly are when they face death, want me to tell you which ones were cowards?"

[@alexdedich6377]

I would like to think that king Rimmy was “banished” to a small house with his tomboy wife.

[@erkhesbatkhuyag9915]

I like to think the same too

[@Lazarultos]

I don't imagine the Barons would just toss away one of their own noblewomen like that either, and I feel like she would have developed feelings for this King who accepted her quirks and interests even as "un-womanly" as they were in this time period. She definitely would have been the type to fight for his safety and act as leverage in securing a peaceful exit from the throne.

[@alexdedich6377]

@@Lazarultos Thus my thought process, the King favored the Barons enough to buy the loyalty of some of them, enough so that he could weasel his way out of life in a prison cell. With the help of his wife, he could be peacefully exiled to the frontier. If this were to happen I can see one of his descendants reclaim the throne should he play this game again.

[@generalsmite7167]

i think it would be cool to see the king play the factions against each other more.

[@JersyiteGaming]

Gunpowder moment (I love overthrowing the government)

[@weldonwin]

Remember, Remember the 5th of November...

[@CoolSs]

-wood needed -The granary is full my lord -You can't do that milord -Can't place that there milord -your popularity is falling

[@Kekatronic]

He got too friendly with the barons

[@kjj26k]

Taking down the bandits was the moment he lost. That increased the Barons' trade to the threshold they needed to buy enough gunpowder that they then immediately used to build that game winning army.

[@milotura6828]

Too too Close ;)

[@tsunami729]

“Alright, everyone take a break from your schemes for a month, I got to go f-k for a bit!” Rimmy…only you…only you

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

Game needs a serious re-look at balance otherwise I don't see how any Monarch lives long. However, as a Member of the Victorious Barons, and then Victorious Counts(I was even in the plot!), AND THEN a member of the Patricians who voted on the Barons winning (So not an L, big W for me) I find it very balanced.

[@tio_john]

sorry but i read victorious C*nts

[@kv4648]

did you switch teams or were there several matches?

[@toxicmongerofthehatefulbro5745]

@@kv4648 Two Matches the first day, then he tried to play Squad with Warpugss the next day and did a Speed round while stuck in Squad queue.

[@kjj26k]

it seems that taking down the bandits was the moment Rimmy lost. That increased the Barons' trade to the threshold they needed to buy enough gunpowder that they then immediately used to build that game winning army. Still, that *one* moment were he does his job as king being what ruins it all, while realistic is perhaps not so good for replayability.

[@Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna]

What is more interesting is the people's hero who was the main opposition to the government acted in the interests of the king! This could be litteraly an ideal symbiosis, when Robin hood keeps Rimmy's vassals weak and protects locals from oppression. If he thought more about his people and were more idealistic he would hold to his power!

[@kjj26k]

@@Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna Sh!t man, that's a really good point! What a crazy scenario, where the highest authority is essentially sponsoring rebel activity in their domain because it protects him from the local rulers becoming powerful enough to through him off... Only in feudalism. Or Russia.

[@Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna]

@@kjj26k oh no dude, definitely not russia, putin rather supports high level of autonomy of his vassals in order to oppress the population more effectively (Rimmy is putin lmao) but you got the point. I think its more relatable to some countries of the free world.

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

21:15 can't believe people actually lobbied for the King to Tax their Rival lol.

[@kjj26k]

Feels like that's how it should be. The Noble Houses are not only in conflict with the King, but also the other nobles. After all, there can only be on dynasty on the throne.

[@amuroray.1690]

Now that I come to think of it, kinda wish there was a loyalist faction of nobles in the capital who would aid the king with their votes. Coz honestly if I was to be in someone's chat and they are playing this game, I would probably like him/her enough to want to serve loyally instead of plotting rebellion...

[@baul997]

If each chat is a noble than oh boy I gotta get myself ready for HRE simulator. Thanks for the video in advance

[@brandonmorgenstein3712]

This honestly seems extremely cool conceptually

[@bombvoyage5686]

March Baronesses got the King acting unwise

[@somefan1371]

Was a bit late to that Stream but it was fun winning and overthrowing Rimmy

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

This is such a fun idea, I love it. I'll be sure to be stalking Twitch to see if I can roleplay as a violently traitorous Viking bee cultist sometime soon

[@TheArklyte]

Tbh, since chat wanted 3 "good guy" factions, you could have replaced barons with chieftains and took the southern duelists as the third faction. Not that it would have saved you in the end 😅

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Can't wait to see twitch chat overthrow the tomboy kingdom.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I love to think, as the island rises from the water, Rimmy's just stood by the shore going ".....No." and just pushes it back in with a foot. XD Nevermind a wizard, just a condescending foot of no-fuckeths-given.

[@nachtvosje4255]

This was my first livestream i actually caught ( Timezones are great). and I had no idea what was going on. But I it was fun to watch the Chaos of Twitch Chat.

[@gameknight8882]

3:30 Viperdea must’ve been scarred for life

[@nightshade6334]

I was actully laughing my ass off XD

[@saphirone8030]

Did I actually see a king declares an actual war on bees and win ?

[@Teoras]

king in the castle, king in the castle! i have a chair, i have a chair!

[@FrostReave]

Very interesting idea. It’s like watching Rimmy play CK3 with his friends but with his chaotic twitch chat instead. Can only go wrong

[@guardianof2fort964]

Damn I wish I'd have been there to see this unfold

[@statelyelms]

The intro being an Aussie dude hollering stereotypical medieval anglo-saxon crier sentences into his microphone while wearing a towel on his head like a hood and clanging a bell is the reason why I'm subscribed to Rimmy. Can't get this shit anywhere else

[@alexanderrasmus4645]

Please do this again, this was AMAZING to watch xD

[@kennethpeterson7524]

the ashes of the old farmers and farms made great fertilizer for the new ones

[@Glitch_Online]

14:55 Holy fuck this got me rolling on the floor!

[@matthewyeldig4608]

"I will take buying their way to power, and an attempted assassination over foregen invasion, and Ragnorok!" -Rimmydownunder, 2023

[@sirsage3311]

Away up North in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators Right away! Come away! Right away! Right away, come away! Where bees are king and men are chattels, Kingdom boys will win the battles!

[@kjj26k]

*Giants of ice and big ogres

[@dome2919]

This vid genuinely made me seek out more gameplay of this game. If you make more of these I'd be sure to watch!

[@kentcedrickdhenielvilano5858]

The thing that I find funny is that the Barons of the March could have won either way they already have an March as the king's bride and had and heir which is also a march they didn't have to raise an army they just had to waited until till the king is dead 😂

[@kentcedrickdhenielvilano5858]

"Until the king dead" Sorry for my bad grammar

[@edenromanov]

Oh this was fun to watch, and I bet even more fun to be a part of, hope you can do a few more of these in the future Rimmy!

[@wildfire9280]

11:55 surprise monarchist jumpscare

[@EricGamer87365]

Idk if you read the comments on these anymore but If You do an update is coming out the 10th of July that Adds a lot of new things and changes, a lot of which do make it better for you playing as the king! So if you do have free time on July 10th Go Check out the game again!

[@TheCasualGerman]

Oh wow my baddies dono made it into the video. Was a great stream really enjoyed it

[@laserpoweredgoblinsmasher]

tomboy baron wife supremacy

[@thomasboland540]

Rimmy is a good king, watching out for his peasants

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

I am honestly surprised you didn’t take the giant Northern warrior lady as your wife

[@bobmarine7392]

Power of Tomboy GF is Greater

[@Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna]

She also had better personality.

[@drac116]

Made it into a Rimmy vid. Time to mark that off my bucket list

[@jadensaied2324]

Please for the love of god play this again, I love this so much

[@maxdean9205]

Look, man, just saying, causing ragnarock sounds kinda cool and if given the option I would absolutely press the apocalypse button

[@shadowofhawk55]

This looks so freaking cool.

[@aRatherScottishChap]

feudalism: it's your count that votes

[@brok56]

Oh. Its The holy roman empire, the video game.

[@slicksleepy6622]

I just want a game like this where everyone is loyalists

[@alannatherson7721]

Rimmy let's Twitch chat vote: we all know how this is going to end.

[@Cotac_Rastic]

Rimmy trying not to burst eardrums with (((((LOUD === FUNNY))))) challenge : 900% Impossible

[@kasparbaggott4703]

This is really fun to watch loving the content

[@halosreaper1]

Hope to see more. It's an interesting game and would love to see it more balanced towards the monarch considering I think it's almost impossible for the monarch to win without the nobles going easy on them.

[@randombrit13]

i definitly want more of this

[@Kashi-K]

god damn, he still has the gleipnir poster

[@tacoking-2014]

Remember DA NORF. Remember DA CHIEF!!!!!!

[@necrosisthenecromancer1058]

I watched the original twitch stream video and it was hilarious

[@Voice_of_p]

he is wearing a commner headwear while playing a monarch. gold.

[@gorapgaming3145]

Love the content man. Keep up the work. Though when's that Fallout fustercluck happening?

[@bahumat9853]

You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you.

[@henriklund4288]

can we have more of these episodes? i love it

[@Lumberjack_king]

0:53 it’s a oligarchy

[@despicableocelot8459]

Rimmy getting a drunk huntress wife is an interesting experience.

[@spartanx9293]

6:36 I would have picked mercenaries set up a varangian guard

[@Bzgiorno_Bzgiovanna]

I think northern warriors are more authentical for the Varangian guard

[@loginiman]

Patricians where the best nobles. Their loyalties allied with only money

[@milleniumsword1558]

That was fun

[@sirshrimpytoon3688]

The map was just "Imagine the UK but what if we removed ALL OF SOUTH ENGLAND"

[@ObsidianHunter99]

It's a shame I couldn't stay for the whole stream, it was good fun

[@theoheinrich529]

>tfw depressed alcoholic baron gf makes king rimmy change his mind about the barons

[@NotsilYmerej]

They missed the chance to make GranDeez Nuts jokes

[@Omnicide101]

This seems like so much fun damn

[@SoldierGeneral64]

Very enjoyable to watch

[@luishenriqueoliveira5757]

More of this rimmy please

[@ArkayeCh]

Rimmy: The King needs more power! The Nobles change things too easily! The Game: My divinely appointed ruler in Christ, you _chose_ this monarchy.

[@blazingbuizel7194]

Barussy making Rimmy act unwise

[@TheFunyCornMan]

More of this, please!

[@dr.skillz77mgpl92]

1:20 your cam blocks the description of the different regions duh

[@jamesflynn6827]

Rimmys royal favor, is as fickle as a flag in the wind.

[@hozic9929]

Holy moly this looks fun i need to get this

[@Moqqot]

Thnx for fun gameplay. Although i sense sweet baby inc involvment in the game, is this true?

[@favillionbellarion9655]

Hey rimmy are u planning to do another kotc stream?

[@DasBlarcy]

this game is awesome

[@Vedhon]

I didn't see the whole video but it seems like you are going to play the polish experience

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

11:11 that isnt a princess thats prince valarion from sc2

[@pihlajafox]

I wasn't even watching this stream and still after 5min I'm already cheering for the North

[@SpitsAreTheBest_Mk.IX_61]

Norf fc will one day have it’s revenge Rimmy

[@Ceo_of_Noobs]

We need more

[@echo_ironside8006]

i would like to see more of this

[@drricemice2046]

what headset do you have on

[@thomasmontgomery958]

lol, love it Rimmy

[@JoshuaNinja]

In the distance future rimmy 2 remember what his dad say to him kill the norse and kill Ruben hood 😂

[@braydencole6117]

2:30 best not turn yer car on tomorrow yeah?