Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List

It’s Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-ha-ha. Mark’s back from Europe and he’s banging the lady at a sex club in Amsterdam while other patrons attempt to get a turn!
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[@GordonShumwayyy]

Joe’s son’s first sentence will be “My grandfather’s gay”

[@WardWyatt]

😂😂😂

[@shainedupuis2649]

Not that there's anything wrong with that lol

[@haydenkiech]

My radio is jizzin at me, I can’t help my fathers gay

[@joedetwiler6173]

This deserves so much 😂

[@RedBernie]

🥇

[@haveagreatday9865]

Best queef I’ve read all day

[@davidperez5089]

Would your mother approve? C'mon ya queef!!!

[@treylyde999]

Git dat booty boy

[@scoobtay]

Joe's disdain for certain music, whilst simultaneously LOVING some equally basic and uninspired music, is truly special.

[@jacenbruni3413]

indeed

[@Elijah-fc3ex]

It's hilarious, I mean his favorite artist is Bruce Springsteen 😅

[@dopeboyvid8988]

@@Elijah-fc3exhe’s horrible

[@Elijah-fc3ex]

@@fuzedlabs only children say cringe

[@rawpower12xu]

@@Elijah-fc3ex Dude, you are comparing Springsteen to the fucking Spice Girls?

[@davidd41]

Looking forward to Mark's story about getting arrested for driving with a suspended license 6 months from now

[@SamBassComedy]

Mark is killing me. Got denied for life insurance had me laughing so hard😂

[@Iamwatchinit]

Did I hear correctly that his insurer wants him to renew his licence? Why is this a thing?

[@trendybistro]

@@Iamwatchinit Apparently being a normal person is something insurers look into. If you have two vehicles and are a millionaire, you should probably have a license up to date.

[@SquirrelJam]

Sort of a home away from home if you will

[@robertbarr-oi6rx]

Can’t wait to hear more Europe stories

[@coreyyates3385]

The spice racks comment solidified Mark as the quickest comic on the planet. 😅

[@robertedwards9861]

i think joe is quicker when it counts. mark is going all the time, which i stil love, he cant turn it off. joe willl sleep for a bit until he has a cobra ready to strike

[@thsu8]

Who’s the 2nd quickest comic on the planet? Just curious.

[@coreyyates3385]

@@thsu8 probably Soder lol

[@cubeyjones2295]

Normand has done more pods recently than he has had hot meals!

[@estebancuatro5679]

Any good ones ??

[@gtube1477]

@@estebancuatro5679his appearance on Tiger Belly was one hot egg roll

[@estebancuatro5679]

@@gtube1477 oh I won’t listen to that psycho bi***

[@patrick815]

Somehow Mark's survives his own life

[@paulkossak7761]

"Spice racks" hahaha

[@crh4878]

Ton of laugh out loud moments on this one. Good ep!

[@alfredlawler7538]

So funny and on brand that Mark tells the best story about being in a sex club and Joe's main response is asking how much everything cost lol

[@-.-Monster]

Quickly becoming my favorite podcast

[@nascar331]

The best pod out there!

[@MatchesMalone1183]

Mark's wife seems incredibly chill. I can't think of many girls I know that would be up for going to a sex club. She seems like she's up for anything.

[@AtilioEscobar]

I love how totally different of a reaction Joe had compared to Sam's, when Mark told his Sex escaped Mae. Joe knows this is the norm(and) for Mark!

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

Expected more of a reaction from Joe on the sex club story.

[@TheDJOblivion]

I expected more from everyone involved here, arguably one the best stories they've ever had (definitely one of the rarest). Mark dropped the ball telling it, it was rushed in at the end, and he was so uncomfortable talking about it idk HOW tf he even managed to participate, must've been rolling his balls off. Then, yeah Joe, I mean wtf, he just kinda gave disapproval vibes. IT WAS LITERALLY ALL PIPES, JERRY! GOD DMANIT FELLAZ, gotta do a retell.

[@DBRX5]

I think Joe visualized the outfits and got too horny to think

[@zeperv_1348]

​@@TheDJOblivionHe told it first on Matt and Shane's secret podcast

[@chimbertocaviglia6919]

@@TheDJOblivion on We Might Be Drunk he told it better and with a proper reaction from Sam.

[@TheDJOblivion]

@@chimbertocaviglia6919 great, ty

[@bouldyjeans]

LOVE Tom Cotter! So funny. His new bits are so great. He's a lot more edgier now than you think Joe!!

[@thelifeaquatica]

That song was the New Radicals

[@haveagreatday9865]

Mark should talk with legion of skanks about his sex cub experience. They would have a lot more to say than Sam or joe lol

[@ajones3569]

Spicy Gays :) LOVE YA BACK In the Days

[@BigElectricCat]

The group was called New Radicals. One hit wonder. I unapologetically like that song.

[@mjm5081]

Catchy tune!

[@beddle]

it's all pipes!

[@Amouroso]

Good luck on your baby, Funcle Joesph!

[@Jorge-oc3pl]

The show in Lisbon was great! I laughed since the moment Shaun Murphy got on stage until the end of it all. Did a few spit takes, also. Thank you for the visit. ;)

[@benavila5996]

Marks Israel and Palestine joke in the Sheath ad iiiiiissss unfortunate timing 💀

[@kellykellerstein-meatchamb5361]

Mustard Tiger 🐅

[@_oshz5933]

Mark looks like the lead singer from Maroon 4.5

[@BigDaddy-vk6rv]

First off gotta love Chuck for rolling with the punches! Chuck is underrated! Lovin' Joe for singing the same song twice! And I totally wasn't hard when Mark was talking that dungeon...

[@TommyTheCat11235]

If you put Jerry Seinfeld in solitary confinement you’d get this show

[@nunya400]

Joe, it’s “Fuck with us, We’ll kick your asses”

[@jordandrip18]

I hope this pod lives on for many more years to come!! these two dudes together, can't beat it

[@unnoticediguessbeats]

i love this pod you two always have me dying

[@hotfries1013]

Facts with waiting forever to get breakfast or food in Nashville.

[@tmacfan824]

about 5 seconds left in the episode and i ALMOST spit my tea out laughing to the dennis hopper joke. Well done

[@kevinm6859]

Joe - "At least get him to subscribe..." is pure gold. And just a throwaway to these guys.

[@pressrepeat2000]

Wow, this pod has from the start been about the incredible oversharing, and this episode takes it to the next level. That Berlin story was so funny… Best pod in the world!

[@JonathanHassingerChannel]

Algo! More wine and heavy gravy?😂

[@pucz8215]

I can’t decide whether it’s adorable or just pathetic sadness how excited List gets to tell the most boring stories

[@truerambler]

Love this pod

[@jaymarshall9714]

Love how the backdrop is still falling off the wall 😆

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

There are people in this world who’ve seem Mark and Mae fking right there in a club in Germany. Goes to show everything is about being in the right place at the right time.

[@pressrepeat2000]

LOL, they should have posted it to the Patreon! Hahaha.

[@johnforeman634]

Is that an old Quebec Nordiques shirt Joes wearing?

[@joeyjojojrshabbadoo]

Anyone else see the clip of Jerry Seinfeld saying that he and Larry David have been talking about what happens after the characters get out of jail? Something might be in the works 😳

[@efreinshtick]

Every episode is a classic. More Mea stories please.

[@dkarahtee5340]

Normand coming in clutch with the NOFX reference again at 51:00. It surprised me the first time I heard it but after knowing marks history with skating and punk rock, now I understand it was no accident!

[@jeffreyleblanc5676]

Im jizzin' over here!

[@patrickoneal4961]

" Autobond " ....the band! Great pull! They did look like them! 💯🤣🙌 Comedy!

[@prince13896]

It goes "something something Beck Hansen, Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson, something something mansions, my father's gay, we'll kick your ass in!" Some shit like that anyway.

[@robertedwards9861]

joe "I gota get back to Berlin.." lol so good

[@9Skiddlerip9]

Spice Racks is the funniest thing I've ever heard. :)

[@user-lo5cd6yj8u]

Nashville does suck, speaking as someone who moved away from there 2-3 years ago because of the massive influx of shitty California people who sold their crazy expensive homes and then paid in cash for 10-20% over market value, totally pushing out people who have lived there for 30+ years. Joe is absolutely right, the parking sucks and we have no infrastructure downtown. Parking is $40 for a good spot and $20 for a shitty spot, and the breakfast lines are INSANE unless you go around 6:30am. screw Nashville tbh

[@CCCTTT3737]

Knock knock, who's ther? IM GAAAY

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

I went on the Anne Frank tour.. we sat in a cubbyhole with earplugs and blindfolds while the tour guide told us all we needed to know about what was going on. They really drove the point across

[@you_beg_my_pardon]

We didnt hear a thing they just kept rounding us up and stuffing our holes, I mean in holes

[@dengelgen]

Fun episode, Greetings from Norway!

[@CH-ml4rz]

🇩🇰👋🏻🇳🇴

[@erikrobert8007]

I’ve been waiting on my gay little toes since 9 for this

[@edotball]

top tier ep please talk more about it in the next one

[@RobBarrettgolfs]

Watched it haha that was great 👍

[@mjm5081]

🎶 I'm only grateful when it rains!

[@MultiBluedog123]

Posh spice was hot af back in the day, just cause she didn’t look like your dad doesn’t mean you can’t be attracted to her joe!

[@shainedupuis2649]

I'm with Joe on the seat belt. Takes 2 seconds to put on, you don't have to listen to a dingy bell and you don't fly out the windshield when you come to an abrupt stop. Put your seat belt on Mark. We're not ready to lose you yet. We're all gay for you.

[@andle1156]

Mark kicking the pod off with a Howard Dean scream 😭

[@lukeh3201]

Joe's goose step sound effect is underrated.

[@fakeyawns]

I really relate to the European audiences. It takes a real lot for me to audibly laugh at a stand-up joke. I'd say 95% of the time I'll just smile, guffaw, small chuckle, a gullunk, but no big Ha's.

[@legendofmeesh]

did Joe say whitman-hanson as in massachusetts!? I’m from marshfield! 🥰

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Remember that time Joe Derosa went to a comedy festival and blew a dude?

[@Andy-1234]

I want to fix the falling wall paper behind them. There must be a joke about between mark and Joe. Why else would they not fix it?

[@annabethsmith-kingsley2079]

“Sexy boys…”. 🎼🎶🎵

[@VX84]

Cancel Rodeo is hilarious 😆

[@augamani]

Mark gave me blue balls with that story!

[@CH-ml4rz]

I was so excited to hear about your time in Cph ☹️

[@MountainSalsa]

Ty

[@estebancuatro5679]

50:15 the band is nation of language. They’re awesome !

[@rhettlink9805]

SPICE RACK... GOLD jerry... like no.352

[@poochthedog8079]

Pleeeease! CLEAN THE WALL!

[@kiffar]

I love Raleigh so much!

[@DecadentDane]

Didn't you go to Copenhagen too?

[@CH-ml4rz]

👋🏻 Det var fedt!

[@adventureswithjonny87]

Spice rack lol

[@Killakallie92]

On a popsicle stick one time on the joke part, it read, Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? And it said "The Wheelchair". Joe mentioned popsicle stick jokes.

[@caivsivlivs]

"doug went all out" he's wearing almost exactly the same thing as mark lol minus the boots

[@scottforster8361]

Darky Kelly’s / spice girl reference had me 💀

[@cloudbloom]

Hey hey folks!

[@treeman9706]

Best pod in the gizzy

[@laurencezemlick1979]

27:50 😂

[@calixteburnett5195]

Nice Québec Nordiques shirt, Joe!

[@veddermn8]

shouts to dedham MA!

[@deadstellarengine]

the bubble in my throat tastes like baby.

[@TrevorLeaderbrandNYC]

Go to Germantown or over into East Nashville next time, Joe. Much more local.

[@zackb6312]

New radicals - you get what you give. If someone else hasn’t yet lol

[@WolfataDoor]

Knock knock who’s there, it’s Mark Loadman and Joe Jizz

[@johnforeman634]

Here we go again!! My mother’s lez. Coco, high five!

[@chriswolfe7707]

Joe List has the coolest shirt..

[@jeffmccloud905]

Yeah, the Nordiques

[@gareyguzman4479]

Joe is 100% correct about Nashville sucking. I've lived near it since 2006 and miss California sooooo much! Thanks Obama.....

[@slowaccord]

Nashville born and raised here and he is one hundred percent correct. Do not move here.

[@courtneyg678]

has normand lost some weight? lookin great as usual

[@mike20855]

Comedy!

[@Jawnderlust]

26:20 bleached flour and preservatives in the US bread

[@geffcassuto]

please do a whole music ep

[@shaneboswell9872]

Take Impala is great, Mark !!!

[@courtlandhefner6227]

Fuckin Mark's watch. I honestly thought they were gonna do a Sheath Underwear bit. Shout out Mr. Patton ❤