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[@ThatisThomas]

pats corpse?

[@babyskunkcat]

ok

[@TheOreniko]

What about releasing Dropout in More countries? (i.e Israel) I gave Katie my credit card for the cocaine in the meantime. I really want it back.

[@manictiger]

For real though, Tumblr has some of the best porn. High def artsy bondage pics ftw!

[@jacktowers7533]

They'll realise their mistake when about a quarter to a third of their traffic disappears

[@cattiechun]

“I’ve seen bigger” “WHERE?” “Tumblr” 😂 dead

[@Lathander81]

I choked on air when I saw this part LMAO...real talk tumblr was my way to look at porn at work...I just I have to resort to Reddit and Pinterest

[@TheMoises1213]

😂😂

[@manbirchadha7012]

@@Lathander81 u watching porn on Pinterest? Tf lmaooo

[@cattiechun]

Lathander81 tumblr was the only app i NEVER opened in public because every 1/5 pics in my feed was indeed porn

[@f0g868]

This fucking killed me

[@HelloItsMikkan]

"Ive seen bigger." "Where?" "Tumblr" I died

[@isahal2252]

i lol'ed so hard

[@shadow061999]

The second that was playing on the vid I see your comment couldn't have been better timing than this

[@fayes2201]

I'd like but it's at 420 rn sooo

[@isahal2252]

@@fayes2201 whats 420?

[@shadow061999]

@@isahal2252 that your comment has 420 likes

[@braxx02]

I followed an NSFW tumblr account, and after they announced the porn ban, he posted a compilation of screenshotted posts from neo-nazi accounts and was like "glad tumblr has their priorities straight."

[@genuineinterest]

I think im in parasocial love with him lmfao

[@neckbeardcat6777]

That about sums up large internet based corporations.

[@XtoDoubt25]

How about removing both?

[@baldrickthesphereofamusement]

​@@XtoDoubt25if a platform becomes a porn site by accident then they COULD remove both but the neonazi stuff would do nowhere near the damage to their value than removing porn. People basically only used it for porn, so just from a business standpoint its a bad idea to remove it all

[@Cannonbombtv]

People should have the right to say stupid crap like neo-nazi propaganda. But porn seems less of a free speech issue due to the availability of other more popular porn sites

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

"Consider the thriving mascot community" Me: Oh no

[@HUNTR11]

OH YES

[@Zombie_Chow]

I miss my goldfish.....

[@HUNTR11]

@@Zombie_Chow I'm sorry

[@Zombie_Chow]

@@HUNTR11 thanks. I hope mascots everywhere get everything they deserve

[@omegadadragon]

We all knew what it really was.

[@jddiggy2343]

"I've seen bigger." "Where?" "Tumblr."

[@stevyprsj1698]

Go to...

[@gabethebabe8187]

Wow u watched the video too huh

[@kotux0910]

"I've seen bigger" "where?" "omegle

[@300IQPrower]

No offense but i pretty much left exact comment a month before this one. And zero likes. Why do people hate me. ...whatever, that moment still should be top comment

[@username172]

I died😂

[@annie.sanders]

tumblr banning porn is like google disabling searching

[@nancyperez5937]

Annie Sanders ain't that the truth

[@YourArmsGone]

tumbler banning porn is like google disabling searching... for porn.

[@iandick1364]

@@YourArmsGone very nice sir

[@KoshVader]

No everyone uses Tumblr for porn.

[@thatmonkemanzelinki2185]

It has some good shit there but then... I dived into it it’s were everything everywhere went wrong

[@tylerreeves3844]

This will literally be the OnlyFans CEO in October Edit: They saw the handwriting on the wall and retracted

[@sharknado523]

Brennan could literally just do this again about OnlyFans with a couple of tweaks lol

[@AVspectre]

Here in tribute after that announcement… * lights candle * Not a customer myself, but seemed to provide safety and self-determination to S*x Workers. What a gross decision… There needs to be pushback against groups like Cry Exodus that pressure companies into conflating sexual slavery and abuse of minors etc (which should of course be investigated and prosecuted) with people independently working for themselves as consenting adults creating content bought by other consenting adults. It’s like when they pushed SWs off Craigslist. Pushing people off these platforms doesn’t make them safer. It takes away options that lets them work online, let’s them connect with potential clients on their own terms, etc. It does not prevent S*x Work; it forces people back to more dangerous and exploitative conditions.

[@visioneerone]

this **was** the OnlyFans CEO about two weeks ago

[@Ruffhouse789]

I'm really hoping they do one of these for onlyfans.

[@NinjaMinkzx]

They must have watched this video, cause they’ve now retracted that

[@spocite]

“Why is nobody obeying rule 34, be polite?” _“That’s not rule 34.”_ “Is there a different rule 34?” _"A very different rule 34.”_

[@boop7784]

*VERYYYY DIFFERENT*

[@SquatterLoki]

Rule 34: If it exists, Tony Stark is able to build it in a cave. With a box of scraps.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

@@SquatterLoki so he can't build my sanity Huh.

[@Themanofawesomeness]

If it exists, then Big Chungus is from among us

[@omarramos8288]

I'm going to be honest i didn't get this one. But I'm scared to search what "rule 34" is.

[@Trojianmaru]

And now Tumblr is 97% porn. Life, uh, life, finds a way.

[@almalone3282]

Wait porn is back?

[@phantomspecter6223]

@@almalone3282 They changed the tagging system. I hope you don't really like citrus fruits for some reason.

[@kmarci0620]

@@phantomspecter6223 so its back?

[@phantomspecter6223]

@@kmarci0620 basically yes.

[@nerdysasmrchannel7984]

@@phantomspecter6223 lemon fanfics for the win!!

[@_echointhevoid_]

"I've seen bigger" "Where?" "Tumblr"

[@BunPrince]

Couldn't even get that right

[@pitaya4151]

*T U M B R L*

[@bara9880]

911 likes Stay

[@Usagi1992]

@@bara9880 what are you, 12?

[@bara9880]

@@Usagi1992 whats wrong with helping people remember the emergency number ?

[@philopoemen1806]

Tumblr getting rid of porn was like a strip club owner thinking everyone was there for the wings.

[@ryanhealy9026]

I love how he didnt realize his supposed favorite fanfictions was so blatantly porn, until reading it in the video.

[@angterrastriker6535]

Imo I think realistically he just found some random one off the site and never really had a favorite. But sketch wise that is funny.

[@NYKevin100]

Rule of thumb: If any executive of any company that has a lot of user-generated content ever claims to personally like a specific thing, they first saw that specific thing no more than two weeks ago.

[@realkvse]

"I've seen bigger" "Where??!" "Tumblr" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@superphantom100]

ROSSAY that got me laughing even harder

[@pitaya4151]

Lmfao

[@LowbrowDeluxe]

Possibly the best joke of the entire thing.

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

ROSSAY *originality* 100

[@thug-21]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@wesleyelder4622]

Whoever wrote this script is a legend

[@emilyc3733]

Wesley Elder mike and Brennan

[@nIfTheyWalked54]

The person they put in the end shtick is the person who came up with the script!

[@geprekism]

@@emilyc3733 when you said mike i was really confused for a few seconds but then i realized OHHH YOU MEAN TRAPP

[@thedoorman8570]

Look the guy who wrote this script probably spent a lot of time either on or with tumblr honestly

[@rhodie9338]

OK, this was the hardest I've laughed at college humor in a long long time

[@garrettbates9124]

This video is way funnier now that Tumblr has unbanned porn; and as a Tumblr user from before the porn ban, who never left, I can confidently say that before, during, and after the ban the amount of porn never actually changed.

[@tristanmitchell1242]

I agree. However, a lot of porn was removed. This means that the derivative of the amount of porn, aka the rate of porn being stored on Tumblr, did change. Calculus is fun.

[@dig8634]

@@tristanmitchell1242 Porn is not stored on tumblr, it is stored in the balls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@abithefallenhuman921]

Difference is you couldn't tag it or it would be removed, so you weren't able to avoid it using the block tag feature

[@DezAmmySel]

The porn bots are thriving even MORE post-ban too. Clearly not a problem at all... unless they're trans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@InsidiousClouds]

Yeah the porn bots went no where huh. I'd say 50% of my followers are porn bots

[@prinzyth7395]

The most unrealistic part of this video is the idea that Tumblr’s search engine would actually yield any of this stuff. Anyone who has spent any amount of time on Tumblr knows that the search engine is absolute crap.

[@Ping727]

Coming here after learning Tumblr's value dropped from $1.1B to $3M

[@paul910]

same

[@yosoyysoyyo]

I feel like everybody who used tumblr was there, at least partially, for the porn. Whether it was meme porn or useable porn. Y'know?

[@captainhellhound7451]

Yo Soy bruh I’m pretty sure everyone was on there for porn

[@blizzforte284]

any chance twitter and reddit might take that "wholesome" route as well?

[@kochkochkoch]

@@blizzforte284 nah, they're not suicidal.

[@Aidenmm]

"what percentage of our platform is porn" "nine" "nine!?! "ninety" "NiNeTy!" "Ninety-eight" Pause "AHHHHHHHH"

[@stephenking5852]

So basically 100% full of porn, with a -2% margin of error. I don’t know if that’s how margin of error works, but hey, I tried.

[@mateo3380]

And it turns out that this is the same percentage that was lost when selling Tumblr.

[@epicman720]

Can you post the time stamp?

[@GenuineBronxite]

@@epicman720 2:39

[@nuclear_wizard]

That has to be a meme. It simply HAS to be XD

[@EvelynnWinters2000]

Tumblr banning porn is like Reddit restricting API access... ... Oh wait

[@fedeac31]

It would be like Twitter forcing you to make an account just to view any content. ...wait. 😐

[@hmm6152]

@@fedeac31 It would be like not being able to dislike things on youtube. ...Wait a minute

[@Jchmcom]

2:40 "Conservatively... what percentage has Tumblr's value been lost." 98%

[@katiekawaii]

"I've seen bigger." "Where?" "Tumblr." Hahaha

[@xLeon]

had to pause it due to laughter after that one xd

[@mrluthfians01]

Ikr

[@lurkingPabs]

What about deviant art?

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

@@lurkingPabs im pretty sure 13% of that is porn

[@jbshiva865]

Tumblr, the first social media platform to knowingly commit suicide.

[@andrewszombie]

Nope. Google tried to pull this same shit with Blogspot in 2015 and immediately back tracked - however Google's backflip didnt get as much attention as Tumblr's dumbass decision did.

[@tspencer227]

Not even remotely close. See also: The Great LiveJournal Purge of 2005, and the sale to Six Apart.

[@Vysair]

Because it can't handle all the furies so they committed suicide

[@RaptureInRed]

Livejournal

[@MariaK3-10-11]

I guess it's fitting for a platform of which a major part is suicidal teenagers

[@garrywiltson6161]

"And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch" -Dobby, Harry Potter and the Wand of Impossible Girth

[@scoodlemcnoodle7198]

I am saying it right here....Brennan Lee Mulligan's perfectly cut screams is a gift to humanity

[@AndArrington]

*”that’s why I started the bdsm tag”* BUDDIES DOING SOCIAL MEDIA

[@innateclue]

well...

[@Nerobyrne]

"hey buddy wanna do social media with me?" is the new "netflix and chill"

[@somnus970]

I bet there is a porn of that

[@roboko6618]

It's actually Business Development, Sales and Marketing.

[@leonball5847]

Hey funny you repeated the joke from the video I get it

[@JustinY.]

*Tumblr userbase drops 100%*

[@jasoncabanday457]

Justin Y. Bruh notifications be like holy shit

[@buttertoast6561]

Phill Swift and flex tape posts rise by 100

[@untrust2033]

101%

[@erikwithak6555]

100% of replies “I see you everywhere”

[@royalxd]

stop stalking me I saw you more than my dad

[@benl.4577]

Brennan is AMAZING at acting the way his eyes lit up when they told him they found a non-porn post

[@syvarris467]

“And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.” Is such an amazing sentence,

[@Danyeous]

"I've seen bigger..." "Where?" "Tumblr"

[@Dargonhuman]

The utter look of defeat on his face killed me.

[@Prejie]

Remember the rule 34 before commenting here. "Be Polite."

[@Hoshimaru57]

Will you please let me ship your avatar with the code that makes up this video? There I followed rule 34.

[@damian9303]

Rule 34 is "If it exists, there is porn of it"

[@a6m576]

the avatar he is using is the male character for pokemon oras

[@orlando780]

Damian9303 and that rule has already been applied to your profile pic too

[@aljaberhk]

@@orlando780 ngl pfp character do be kinda polite doe 😳

[@carters.4652]

The most unrealistic thing is tumblr's search function actually functioning and not bringing up some shitpost about marshmallows for something

[@giftedcobaltbee1421]

“Comrades never leave an ass uneaten” Stalin got wild 💀💀💀

[@_junkt]

The CEO series is top-tier comedy

[@MOBROOKS]

So true

[@vsgfilmgroup]

The best thing they did since Precious Plum. Watch THIS get slapped behind a paywall too.

[@CassandraBankson]

*BUDDIES DOING SOCIAL MEDIA* I died.

[@papahunter7241]

IT'S FULL OF WHAT?!

[@DaemoneZ]

Cassandra Bankson wow.... you are beautiful. ☺️

[@bulbasaurpokemon3573]

If you died physically you most likely would not be able to write that comment, you laughed

[@glitchedgirI]

Better get a casket then.

[@RadenWA]

To be fair social media is quite the masochistic thing

[@fillerchannel7136]

The funniest thing is that Tumblr is still one of the better social medias out there. 1. The porn ban doesn't fucking work most of the time. 2. Most of the really big assholes moved to Twitter as a result of it, so it's relatively chill these days. 3. No fucking algorithm. Good with the bad as they say.

[@lemmetalkaboutthis]

meanwhile, old tumblr Q&A: What about nsfw stuff? Go nuts, show nuts, whatever.

[@NicolasClark7732]

"I've never seen breasts that big!" "I have." "Where?" "Tumblr." Priceless.

[@StickMaster500]

Tumblr: Even if your post isn’t porn, we’ll still flag it cause our site isn’t already dead

[@royalxd]

stop stalking me, I saw you more than actual stickmans

[@itsok5954]

....why are you everywhere?!?....

[@danusio7548]

@@itsok5954 good question

[@user-sh3xo1gj7q]

I just got something flagged. It was innocent pics comparing book covers. (^-^)' Edit: I temporarily got my post flagged + hidden where I showed the screenshot of this flagged reblog. Lol.

[@KaijaSchmauss]

It's true. I reblogged a video of Darren Criss playing piano and singing to a baby (whose mother was filming it) and it got flagged. Because apparently, the most wholesome, G rated, thing is porn now.

[@Rorschach003]

"Samwise and Frodo, sharing a villa in the Tuscan countryside"? So like... they're on a honeymoon?

[@acetheenby1475]

This feels very prescient with the goings on on Tumblr currently.

[@saqvobase4301]

Buddies doing social media together

[@thenotsodemocraticrepublic7731]

Saqvobase: did...did you just create a new genre of porn

[@dhimanseal9013]

Hey look! It says BDSM! Clap it up everybody!

[@ivenstorm]

Reminds me of: News Activism means better living for all... or..... Nambla

[@darwinxavier3516]

How to remember phylum, class, order, family, genus, species please come over for gay sex

[@thatnerdygaywerewolf9559]

Even without looking at the acronym it makes, it still sounds like a genre of porn.

[@btp248]

His acting is the best. He's so sweet and he looks so hopeful when she says she's found a non porn post haha.

[@bipperpines9924]

btp248 how does this have no comments (besides me) after 11 months?

[@trueaidooo]

@@Mugruncher Grant and Cornelius Fudge watch

[@lordofthered1257]

I know they really had to dig past the porn and non nazi socialists to get to nazis

[@alastorlapid2365]

He should have said "Uhhh, freedom of speech, heard of it? YES TAKE IT DOWN!

[@Brother8237]

Marley but make sure to photoshop the “cream” on his face

[@romilrh]

*"THE FROG'S GOT TITS OUT TO HERE, CARMEN I'VE NEVER SEEN BIGGER TITS IN MY LIFE"* One of the all-time best lines from this series

[@thraceburk1683]

this video keeps getting more relevant

[@raccoonchild]

Carmen cracks me up. The fact she's a quiet, disembodied voice for the entire video makes her exchanges with Pancake even funnier

[@darrel7493]

"I've seen bigger"

[@rickymcgowen6776]

"Where?"

[@jacobkhu-oldacc.4491]

"Tumblr"

[@XarathDominion]

"OH GO TO---"

[@nef36]

Tumblr: **bans porn** **site gets deleted**

[@light9808]

Love your icon

[@nef36]

I see you are a fellow Rikka fan

[@light9808]

Ech kinda yes she is cute

[@nef36]

:D

[@fe5986]

Staff: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@garfy_fried]

The most unrealistic part of this is the idea that the tumblr search function ever works

[@abithefallenhuman921]

We all know what the hydrolic press does to pineapples

[@profeseurchemical]

"well, i dont understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this. and frankly, the young woman doesnt look very happy, either"

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

That’s always kinda been my take away from hentai

[@sprucible1534]

Same here, when you see that tentacle tag, you gtfo

[@cookedflores9444]

I dont even think it gets any pleasure from this

[@yolo8393]

The name of that hentai is Boy Meets harlem :)

[@jellalfernandez5748]

Thanks for the suace ! 👌🏻

[@JackieRoxs]

Since when did BDSM stand for Buddies doing social media? It's always been Bible Discussion/Study Meetings.

[@slicedbeans8639]

William Rogers NO. NO. GOD NO.

[@agent_table6272]

@TFFC Mikkebak everyone here knows bro

[@ToyBox69]

@TFFC Mikkebak r/wooosh

[@kristophersheikh3679]

It slowly degraded from bible discussion/study meeting to buddies doing social media to buddies doing sensual massages ...etc

[@masonkretiv4136]

@@kristophersheikh3679 same thing. Why else does my pastor ask me over for sacrificial wine and crackers

[@CarsonEms]

4:22 We now come to the age old question: "What does the octopus get out of this?" Truly one of the greatest mysteries of this industry. We may never be able to fully grasp the answer. *Fun fact: Octopuses can taste with their arms.*

[@klickonthat5244]

Well now it all makes sense.

[@tylertruong3428]

Alternate title: Tumblr CEO fucks around and finds out.

[@mediocreandworse59]

Dobby is Tumblr CEO now

[@oof-rr5nf]

Yes.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the CEO when it comes to having two dangerously cute girlfriends and bragging about them everywhere

[@user-rg4rc4me5r]

@@AxxLAfriku preach, I'm a huge fan

[@Boxingtons2033]

And Harry Pancake gets to watch

[@15thCrypt]

Meanwhile, Harry still isnt free

[@binyaminfredman7673]

"I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of this" comedy gold

[@jnnx]

Binyamin Fredman I said the same thing when I saw Aquaman.

[@keennickolas8575]

xDDD

[@butitwasmedio]

Oh I Do

[@jesseleelee6999]

"And frankly the young woman doesn't seem very happy either."

[@joshuakim5240]

Fun fact: male octopi store their semen in one of their tentacles, that the usually males (literally) tear off and present to the females for them to use if the female isn't into sex at the moment. Technically speaking, an octopus that is...uh...doing tentacle injection to something would accurately depict them trying to mate.

[@MiracleWinchester]

OH MY GOD THEY LISTENED. PORN BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED*. THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! *with some caveats

[@XMan2001X]

Say “psych” right now.

[@HSamee]

What are the caveats?

[@lalalachacha248]

God I hope they write an OnlyFans sequel to this.

[@ImaginaryTerrie3]

All the porn is taken off of Tumblr and then their are only three people left on the whole site.

[@sampiaggio9534]

All of them asking for the porn back.

[@zatzu]

😅 this actually strange coz i never knew that there was that much nsfw things in tunblr until the issue started

[@iandick1364]

@Chappie_Boy_Gaming Tumblr accidentally became the largest p*** site on the internet and now they're losing all their business to the second largest.

[@tamaiantama]

@@zatzu Congratz. You're going to heaven

[@howchildish]

@@Immortal_Liberty You'll fit right in with the new Tumblr.

[@stephanieb7330]

*Dobby is the master now, Mr Potter*

[@monicaganderson9431]

If you think happy thoughts something silver will come our of your wand mr. Potter

[@1100jeep]

I’m dead 😂

[@thevloggerwannabe8599]

I will forever be scarred. Mentally and emotionally

[@thefreakgamerp]

CAN YOU NOT 🤣

[@DanielMtRdz]

oh god nooooooo!

[@alexv3357]

"I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this, and frankly the young woman doesn't look like she's having any fun either."

[@AamitMorthos]

Not this being so fucking relevant again right now

[@TheBryanScout]

“Dobby is Master now”

[@1337w0n]

And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.

[@nickwiththeweirdsunglasses]

I’m watching it again and reading comments and this went perfectly to what he was saying

[@robertgill7115]

This reminds me of Gollum's "acceptance speech" on the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, specifically, his off-color insinuations about Dobby and Smeagol...

[@xXCHEETOBEANXx]

“Freedom of speech, ever heard of it?” This guy is killing it man!

[@accelleratiiincredibus446]

It's funny because Freedom of Speech only really applies to the government preventing people from protesting. Websites can ban or allow anything on their sites.

[@choochdrews]

@Havla Fitta A platform could ban any Content creators they wanted. People like Alex Jones catch the bullet because they're outrageous and bring heat down on the platform. Keep in mind that every platform that's relatively popular doesn't exactly operate on an organizational level. Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and KZbin all have private interests and will protect those above everything else.

[@Jose04537]

@@accelleratiiincredibus446 Apply that logic to banks, electricity, transport, housing, jobs, water company, smartphones company & much more. "Powerful & needed companies banding & discriminating whoever they want". China is actually applying that logic to it's citizens with "Social Points Program". Preventing it's citizens from getting basic services to normally function in society if "they don't fall in line in what they define as a good citizen". Great isn't it? Not dictatorial at all.

[@MustafaAlNuaimi]

I .. beg your pardon.

[@DrBomb15]

Indeed, it is their platform, and their rules

[@rvmiv_]

The last line was oddly relevant today... A twitter one of these would be hilarious

[@DonniedrakoE]

This has aged so beautifully

[@SCP--sf3fu]

1:19 to 1:54 is my absolute favorite conversation on all of the internet. "ThE fRoGs GoT tItS oUt To HeRe, cArMeN!"

[@bonyfax2345]

What about 2:39

[@Exoterminally]

I've seen bigger

[@thenewkid191]

@@Exoterminally where

[@CrepoXZW9]

I’m the 2300th like

[@RDAScout]

"Why is everyone on the internet so horny ?"-Tumblr Ceo.

[@JoeyPepperoni101]

Porn as literally the only reason i used tumblr

[@Rhae_of_Sun]

Same. Goodbye 12 different High quality porn blogs I used to visit. You will be missed....oh wait nevermind, they´re all on twitter now....thats fine I guess.

[@rob98000]

Porn and memes

[@HundTheHound]

Rule 34 squidbillies

[@ginnakv4929]

*is

[@Vandarte_translator]

Me too

[@me-zb7qm]

Who's here after Tumblr announced they're allowing nudity again

[@SugarandSarcasm]

Tumblr still exists?!

[@fandomcringebucket]

@@SugarandSarcasm Hey, it may be a hellsite- but at least it's better than Twitter!

[@SugarandSarcasm]

@@fandomcringebucket I would have signed up if I knew it still was a thing. Suppose I could have looked it up, but I had things to do >.>

[@bansarivora7448]

@@fandomcringebucket that hellsite is a very welcome refuge from the trainwreck that is twitter lmao

[@CiaranMaxwell]

@@bansarivora7448 Twitter is a trainwreck because those trainwrecking people abandoned tumblr and moved to twitter. _Take them back._

[@queenaliababwa]

I came straight here after revisiting Tumblr in 2024... All I can say is 0///0 it has not gotten better

[@Leostar-Regalius]

i don't know what the desktop tumblr looks like(stuck on mobile) but i know it has gotten worse from what I've seen

[@morganrogue5305]

Frankly, I don't know what the octopus is getting out of this. Yes, this is the question we think of while watching hentai.

[@The_Evening_Sun]

You know it

[@pepperraven225]

Morgan Rogue Uh... Doesn’t the octopus get a lot out of it? They get to fondle a hot guy/girl. T-that’s pretty good...

[@apotekariusri652]

@@pepperraven225 wait there is some with guys? never seen that:D

[@pepperraven225]

Apotekarius Ri Yep... I’ve seen a lot... It’s pretty cool :D

[@pepperraven225]

Erutan Egaro I mean... You’re not wrong.

[@michaelhughes1807]

"Well I don't understand what the octopus is getting out of any of this... and frankly the young woman doesn't look very happy either." XD

[@Mrwednesday84]

Thumbs up number triple six.

[@VixxKong2]

Cartoon tag, ladies and gentlemen

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@VixxKong2 It should have its own tag.

[@cwjakesteel]

Frankly, he has a point. None of them benefit from any of this.

[@murakumo65]

She's smiling on the inside.

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Unironically, this parody would be a better CEO than the real one.

[@EvelynNdenial]

time for a reddit CEO video

[@professoremil]

I literally made a Tumblr for the sole purpose of viewing porn.

[@XIPOTATOMANIX]

Feels

[@yichern4351]

Same. Literally deleted the app when the porn got removed

[@professoremil]

@@yichern4351 This "family friendly" shit needs to stop.

[@Zotonn]

Same, and I made a Twitter just to follow my nsfw artists

[@farkbett699]

@@Zotonn same

[@themostokaypersonever84]

This ceo series is my favorite thing on college humor by far

[@user-hn5bi3nw9y]

Ikr just after if google was a guy

[@kushkeith3033]

Its the only good shit they put out anymore

[@dominiquerichard1342]

Brennan is the only good person they have right now. The guy could probably be an actor in movies eventually. hes really good

[@TheRox0923]

Buddies doing social media is such an underrated joke

[@christaylorraka4053]

"This is seizing the means of production?" I mean....

[@KeManYT]

Lets be real, the camera crew was laughing their asses off behind the scenes

[@nubreed13]

It probably took a lot of takes to even say all that dialog with a straight face.

[@samueljacobson470]

@@nubreed13 I'm pretty sure that some of it is improvised because their are bloopers where he says something g different for one of the ceo vids

[@Michelle020892]

Wouldn’t you? I know I would.

[@JacklynBurn]

0:37 the actor was laughing his ass off in front of the scenes :p Listen closely and watch his mouth and you'll see Brennan using every ounce of his willpower to not corpse and still almost failing

[@shunyat9023]

Conservatively, I think PornHub didn't even reach the 98% mark.

[@Tomahawk0510]

Nope. More like 97. Think about (The Comments)...

[@Theron101]

I'm very inclined to agree

[@pokerumblenigakki]

I’m sure pornhubs customer activity shot up

[@bideabiere6125]

5% minecraft/fortnite

[@DocSwood]

well... they now have a SFW section too... filled to the brink with memes... the good stuff so maybe... like... 75%

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

Damn can't believe this company is going to outlive Twitter.

[@davidclark3588]

All of these are hilarious but this one had me dying. Every line was written and delivered to perfection. Bravo

[@xmlthegreat]

His acting really sold it, I didn't expect to laugh so hard.

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

Thousandth like

[@chaosendures2096]

Yabba dabba do not search under there

[@generalteddie4279]

he is an amazing actor

[@kyuubicat5]

“Dobby is master now.” Omfg lmao Edit: holy shit so many likes

[@arlene.taylor]

😂😂😂😂😂where he found that at?

[@belladonadormidera]

OP WHERE IS THE LINK?? THE LINK, OP!

[@kyuubicat5]

arlene taylor it’s at 2:17 xD

[@kyuubicat5]

belladonadormidera 2:17

[@illinoiseagle173]

I'm actually hoping that's real fanfic.

[@_marshP]

1:20 Yes, but no, but yes.

[@JacF6734]

Can't wait for the sequel with the CEO of Imgur

[@imatiredSara]

*Watches as Tumblr loses it's entire userbase*

[@xaviergriffith3417]

We are the true victores

[@imatiredSara]

@@xaviergriffith3417 honestly true

[@KoshVader]

Not everyone uses Tumblr for porn.

[@vincidelaunc1799]

@@KoshVader yeah, I've seen 9 of them still posting.

[@l.tc.5032]

Technically still have an account but I abandoned it and forgot my password so yeah.

[@oscarwebb65]

wHy Is EvErYoNe On ThE iNtErNeT sO hOrNy

[@TheAlps36]

Because if they were getting laid, they wouldn't be on the Internet xD

[@gwyn.]

Adrian Pietkiewicz Wise

[@steveurk3]

You formatted the meme incorrectly

[@badwisdom5557]

@@TheAlps36 That is so true.

[@MariusMinde]

@@TheAlps36 It's a little sad to read this comment... On the internet. For both of us I guess :(

[@DrunkSnowWhite]

Reupload the exact same video, but every time they say "tumbr" it's badly dubbed over with "onlyfans"

[@jeremymcdonald84]

The internet is a circle

[@Flea]

YABA DABA DO NOT SEARCH UNDER THERE

[@ALMUDDY]

FLEA ok

[@marselo5332]

FLEA ok

[@Speedpunk650]

Hibby jibby don't look under there

[@mannynoneya7143]

FLEA ok

[@Sharon_Hocutt]

FLEA ok

[@Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle]

Newgrounds: Guess who’s back, back again.

[@doconnell565]

Tell your friends

[@RoyalStarlord]

@@doconnell565 Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back, guess who's back? Guess who's back?

[@ajstudios9210]

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back! Neh Neh neh!

[@MCFresh13]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@MCFresh13]

( ͡ ⚆ ͜ つ ͡ ⚆ )

[@AJ-ox7xv]

2021 and only fans CEO looking the same 😂

[@jamiefrontiera1671]

ive watched it before, but i definitely went back after hearing about the only fans announcement

[@Shnewk2]

Buddies Doing Social Media!

[@JackieRoxs]

BDSM - Bible Discussion/Study Meeting

[@spencercarruth9706]

Mandogy - Games Welcome to the Catholic Church 😂

[@silverdragon122]

That just makes bdsm even sexier.

[@radiatorbacon5239]

Jesus Christ *(our Lord and savior)*

[@gageisbell4338]

Mandogy - Games I’ve been to church and they had that and I was like “SHIT SHIT how do I tell the preacher but don’t embarrassing.”

[@TheMoises1213]

😂😂

[@zaworldo3189]

Tumblr demographic: 10% furry communities 69% porn community 20% celebrity community 1% regular community

[@thegenericguy8309]

Should point out that the first three have *considerable* amounts of overlap

[@yellowandlimegrat4724]

I'd say more: 69% Porn 12% Celebrity 10% Furry 4% "Feminist" 3% Feminist 1% Trying too hard to be Edgy 1% People just trying to have fun

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

1000% Furry Communities it breaks down to 999.999% Porn 0.001% Normality

[@albingrahn5576]

@@PootisDuspunsurHarambe 1000% Furry Communities? Thats 10 times more furry communities than the total number of communities :O

[@rachelprice4987]

Haha, 69%, I see what you did there.

[@enibenni3289]

this 5 year old video doesn't feel a day old wow

[@KingOfDoma]

I assume that Harry went on to become CEO of OnlyFans.

[@comedyboom388]

All Harry Potter slashfic should include, somewhere in the story, the phrase, "...and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch."

[@JamesCPotter13]

Comedy Boom Dolores Umbridge and a herd of Centaur...and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.

[@doll_dress_swap1269]

The sorting hat and the giant squid ... And Corniluous Fudge gets to watch.

[@Jeremy-ed7fy]

Ron gets to strip voldemorts corpse, and Cornelius fudge gets to watch

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

*And Cornelius Fudge gets to watch...*

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

Hagrid and Viktor Krum both polyjuice potioned to look like Cornelius Fudge, and Cornelius Fudge gets to watch.

[@adalet127]

*BDSM* = Buddy's Doing Social Media

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Whaddya MEAN that's not what it stands for?!

[@ryannvolner7676]

It's Safe, Fun, and Wholesome! 😂

[@selingermann5599]

I mean... the first two words are tecnically correct? XD

[@theneosuperzero]

@Blue-Quill Cardinal if you actually watch the video, he's actually just quoting the guy. And that's the joke. You're the whoosh guy here not him, lol.

[@Noodles4Lyfeee]

Blue-Quill Cardinal r/wooooooooooooooooosh

[@Buphido]

Did KZbin smite this video from the recommended? I actively searched "tumblr ceo" and got ALL the other CEO sketches except for this one. Had to go through the playlist to find it.