Twilight on Crack | Carlisle is a Quack

[@kimorahenderson8179]

"He's dead" "That's why he won our staring contest"

[@simishobande4723]

Hahaha so funny 😂

[@skyyoldacc9254]

I think everyone loves Carlisle, he's one of the best characters

[@samanthaperkins4221]

yea but you think that he died when he didn't ?

[@daphnefinney7465]

One of? One of!? No, he is the best. Well.... we can't forget about Mr. BaTtLe ScHaRz.. Or adorable baby Seth

[@BOOSHYYY]

*Edward Eats Human* "wHaT iS tHaT yOuR eAtInG." *looks at human* "tOnIgHt wAs pIzZa nIgHt eDwArd!" *weave snatched*

[@stucolly]

hA yOu Is FuNnY , hOw Is YoU tOdAy

[@BOOSHYYY]

Tom Marvolo Riddle I'm Great Thanks, How Are You?

[@stucolly]

Fantastic , You wanna cookie ? *holds cookies in hand*

[@BOOSHYYY]

Tom Marvolo Riddle *snatches cookie* sQuIsHy! *gasps* bLah! iTs oLder tHan mY tEaChErS tAmPon. bIsh dA fuq

[@Acterko]

LOL

[@salazar556]

Everyone is here talking about Carlisle and I'm just gay af for Alice.

[@des7911]

Alice is like a little pixie fairy so damn cute!

[@immaculab.4231]

Yess!!! I swear to God every single woman in twilight is prettier than Bella swan and it hurts my soul because of how gay I am

[@Spookythereaper3]

Salazar Alice is the name of my younger sister. They're both like little pixie fairies, just different ages.

[@mylifeasskye8837]

Same lol

[@sadiefowler1443]

What about jasper. Jasper is the king of I wanna be a cowboy baby. Also I love him

[@kimberlymartin7498]

Carlisle and Esme are such gentle and sweet souls. To see Carlisle go papa bear was a shock.

[@marieinparis7492]

Yes agree 2022

[@sheilanorman42]

I enjoy the character of Carlisle. He makes you feel like you can accomplish anything in your life. Mature Doctor.

[@gamenmetbritt3491]

Carlisle is my favo😍

[@kookie_2178]

Same he's so handsome 😍 💕

[@queenninjabunny]

Ah ah staying alive! 😂

[@Rochelle_Ballah]

THAT WAS THE PART THAT MADE ME LAUGH 1ST LMAO 😂😭

[@St4anxlty]

My favorite part

[@amandamorales2492]

THAT ONE GOT ME 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ruby4416]

Laughed too loud at that considering it’s 1am 😂

[@vjtheowl6091]

Actually you are supposed to do CPR in the rythm of this song (that's an advice from an ambulance doctor), which made me crack up even more lmao

[@wolfdimensions9414]

*Carlisle really does have a pretty boy swag* BTW I HAVE THE HUGEST CRUSH ON HIM❤️❤️ Edit: wow thx everyone this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten

[@paulinnekk]

Saaaaame))

[@wolfdimensions9414]

Thanks for commenting

[@shrekyboo7543]

Mine is bigger...

[@blahblahh2093]

Who doesnt😂 I’m team Carlisle 😂

[@blue_mn8223]

Omg i SAW my husband here Edward so your not alone gurl

[@evilregal538]

yall. Carlisle Cullen md is the best song to ever exist.

[@mylifeasskye8837]

Tell me bout it

[@atticusel5667]

There is a whole playlist of them

[@user-gq3vk4sq2e]

*Carlisle gets decapitated by Aro* Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *turns out it was Alice's visiom* Me :*sobbing* OMG DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT

[@abbyhales2334]

Why did I do that too tho

[@kittenvibes4ever981]

😂😂 Same

[@pr0phes1ed]

That was me the first time I watched it but the 15th time didn’t get me

[@igivegoodhugs]

I WAS SOBBING AND MY DAD JUST MADE FUN OF ME FOR CRYING AT TWILIGHT-

[@molliexox.3352]

I didn’t realise the first time I watched it and cried 🥲

[@wanda6908]

entering the twilight fandom was the best decision I ever took

[@willowniemela3200]

Bella: gets paper cut* Edward: let me just- Yeets bella across room

[@leilajardim556]

😂

[@shrekyboo7543]

Carlisle: When I was in the third grade everybody treated me like a criminal. *bEcAuSe I KiLlEd sOmEbOdY!*

[@Kelwatts8950]

“That’s why he won our staring contest” But vampires don’t blink

[@flinthinton5193]

She was not a vampire yet

[@BabyAshersz]

Why was that Carlise Cullen MD song actually so freakin catchy?!!??! 👀👀👀

[@Pookie.21094]

Yeah I sing it all the time

[@atticusel5667]

There is a whole playlist

[@lindsay6698]

I am LIVING for all the Studio C clips.

[@iwanttosleep4730]

I'm so glad someone else noticed! :)

[@TheCinematicUniverseTraveler]

Yasssssss someone else noticed!

[@acy4832]

Carlisle: you are my BEST FREIND. IF IM DYIN. YOU DYIN WITH ME. AINT NO CHOICE! Aro: ight my volturi peeps, its time to head out.

[@bellajulianna5088]

when Carlisle said “ain’t no choice” it looked like he actually said it omfg

[@nyla3587]

imagine someone watching this before watching the actual movies 🙈😂

[@St4anxlty]

They'd be like "well this isnt at all wat I expected"

[@weird_art_kid]

Literally me I’m so confused

[@howjwebdbdbsjz]

✋

[@thomasraines1396]

This is amazing especially the opening clip of Carlisle refusing to tell them about Bella’s “cancer”.

[@mostlikelytobelateforclass4969]

NOBODY: ME: you are my best friend if I'm dyin you're dyin wit me ain't no choice!

[@missylee161]

Alice: doctor I am afraid of back story's Carlisle: when did this all start Alice's mind: will haaaaaaaaaa

[@shrekyboo7543]

The homosexual bit was EVERYTHING! Great video! Can you please tell me where the Carlisle song?

[@thatbitchnoemie]

Carlisle Cullen, M.D. by The Vampire And Werewolf Experience. It's on Spotify. :)

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

Sweet Jesus what is that pfp and where can I find it?

[@lexi_barely_lives]

There’s literally a link to it in the description

[@ihateeverything3375]

Lol I died with laughter btw it should have said carilse on crack

[@saskia3077]

I actually love Carlisle. Def one of the best characters

[@LittyQueen]

This entire video is literally giving me life and where tf the Carlisle song come from😂😂😂😂

[@atticusel5667]

Type it into KZbin there is a whole playlist

[@vivianmelendez6914]

" I have some rather exciting news your pregnant " " Thankyou captain obvious "

[@nae4073]

This puts a smile on my face.

[@Crustystreet123]

Hey Todoroki

[@Crustystreet123]

Shoto

[@gwynethminogue]

they did carlisle dirty in the movie, man should've lived like the book

[@mylifeasskye8837]

My friends being quiet: Me silently lip syncing to pretty boy swag

[@phoebebaker4615]

All of the Studio C audios in this are killing me because I’m actually seeing the scene with the audio

[@miraclepope8657]

Omg he does have pretty boy swag!! XD

[@walkingtrashcan8293]

The Jacob and Edward one had me rolling on the floor

[@emmawilson9233]

Edward: But- Carlisle: BUT DID YOu DiE!???

[@TheBolb101]

Carlisle is on of the best characters

[@millplayz9801]

1:27 I stand here and agree he is adorable ❤️

[@Seleneschild999]

Same

[@mariekeblancquaert1170]

Carlisle as Sheldon is iconic

[@skyycantspell]

Carlisle is one of the greasted movie/book characters that has ever existed and you cannot argue with that.

[@thegreenjellybean77]

Besides Edward, Carlisle is my most favourite character because though he was a vampire, he was the kindest character.

[@targetsh_3640]

I have an obsession with this song 1:38

[@rollindwnlow]

Yup me too🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AdoreYouDarling]

What's it called?

[@julia-zu2gw]

When I was in third grade, people treated me like a criminal :( BeCaUSE I NaILED SOmEBOdY!

[@heidiburke7046]

carlisle is still in the medival witch doctor phase

[@johndemery9627]

I never expected that I would hear a DisguisedToast soundbite in a meme comp and I have to say, it fits perfectly lmao “Excuse me wHaTtTTT?”

[@TheWalkingDead-qz5zt]

Ok umm. . . Quick question. How do you come up with this?!?! 😂😂

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

Snort a line of crack?

[@fulham6968]

THE PART WHEN HE PUSHED ON BELLAS CHEST AND SAID STAY ALIVEE I CANTTT

[@noteef4778]

Second 1: *spit take* Second 2-54: *laughing uncontrollably* Second 55-235: *chokes and falls over* Second 236-rest of video: *dies*

[@theauthorgirl-podcast]

2:50 "I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." Well, Doctor, you succeeded! 😂❤

[@Jayschannelnow]

"If I'm dying you dyin with me!" That cracked me up so hard 🤣

[@ValentineS97]

whoever wrote the carlisle song is a LEGEND OMG IM CRYIN 😂🤣😭. i NEED to find a way to make it my fuckin ringtone, man...

[@cassidyd3404]

*DoCtOr I tHiNk I miGhT bE a HoMosExuAl* Me: *SAME* *Jacob Montage NOW*

[@makayla1933]

Wait I actually died watching this ahhhhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kaitlynfleming1971]

Now you a vampire

[@ellen-hr1kv]

Huuuuh u sent this from beyond tue graveeeee 😮😮😮😮😧

[@ValentineS97]

literally same!! my mom just came into my room bc she thought i was crying. i mean, technically i was from laughing so fuckin hard 😅🤣

[@catvalentinesclub5804]

When I first saw the movie (tmi it was breaking dawn part 1 ) I thought Carlisle was the older brother and his name was Jasper or jack or something Idr but when I realized he was one of the adoptive parents I was like holy hotdog what???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kirkswifetf1589]

*Everyone simping for a dad* Me: I’m straight for Jasper and gay for Alice😩

[@mylifeasskye8837]

I know I’m spamming but The gluten thing: Gluten is bad shit man and I’m not eatin it Was CLASS!!!

[@Cassian363]

WHEN I TELL YOU I CACKLED THROUGH THIS ENTIRE VIDEO - THE VOICEOVERS WERE PERFECT! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelafender]

The music is everything

[@yarrafashionroksana1107]

Edward: Doctor I might be a homosexual. ME: *I am already dead*

[@aija2090]

Carlisle: I want people to fear how much they love me ;) Me: it's working 0w0

[@MusicLover-my6fo]

When Carlisle "died" I screamed so loud it wasn't even funny.

[@soshistan9857]

1:34 - 1:48 my favorite part 😂

[@rollindwnlow]

that is literally my favorite too oh my god I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍😍😍

[@aliciagrace8548]

SAMEEEE

[@gracem5774]

0:50 is absolutely hilarious 😂 the Michael Scott in the background 🤣

[@savannahtheamazing3343]

welcome back to Carlisle being a dilf

[@Twilight_editor.]

Bro I’m over here trying not to laugh and my family is looking at me like is she ok

[@hollysmith117]

Quack 🦆🦆🦆🦆

[@mylifeasskye8837]

I have watched this so many times this can say the words at the exact same time as the vid

[@EtherealWhispers0]

This just cured my healing heart 😂

[@kaylor7947]

Was that STUDIO C'S MATT MEESE I heard? 1:10

[@grusbaldhead08]

I'm just here for Carlisle and Alice🧍‍♀️

[@ItsEliza5]

Me: I’m not gonna watch or read the twilight series * proceeds to watch all the movies * Me: GOD DAMIT

[@hiyapal7719]

5:03 Is he dead? So *that's why* he won the staring contest. 🤣

[@justootired]

i have things i should do but i see twilight crack i click

[@SpringDreamer_18]

"It was just a professional disagreement."

[@francesmascio6994]

1:40 killed me😂😂😂

[@Icylouisa]

Carlisle is and always will be my pretty boy swag

[@nevaehlumiere5418]

"Tonight is pizza night!" Rolling on the floor!!!! 😆

[@chaesides]

EDWARD CULLEN: "AH! AH! STAY ALIVE!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cassandra4809]

I love how this used like a bunch of the same scenes just over and over again

[@St4anxlty]

"doctor I think I might be homosexual How can you tell?" All that I could say was mm mm yeh yeh mm mm yeh yeh mm mm yeh yeh mm mm yeh yeh all that I could say "Oh"😂

[@vcat724]

thank you crazy algorithm

[@beckybear6397]

Nicknames I use for all of them. Carlisle - Dr. Sexy. , Edward - Arno Boi. Bella- 2001 Clothes , Emmet- Stong Man , Rosalie - Bad Bitch. , Jasper- Sexy Cowboy , Alice - Flexi , Esme - Mom

[@StitchHeart]

Jasper as Sexy Cowboy is the most accurate description I've ever heard of him 😅

[@anthonyjanthonycrowley898]

The 207 dislikes are the Volturi

[@daisyh8805]

“When I was in the third grade people treated me like a criminal…BECORSE AH KELLED SumBoddeH!”

[@Laura-uv4zn]

People in in the comments: have huge crush on him Me: Where are the Jasper Hale/Cullen/Whitlock cracks I clicked the wrong-ish... right video

[@pointacrolise4334]

JASPER IS GORGEOUS I LITERALLY HAVE POSTERS OF HIM AND I HAVE HIM AS MY HOME N LOCK SCREEN FS 😂😭🥰

[@isabellelakeland656]

Ayyy I totally agree. Jasper is so underrated!

[@carolmarques6895]

0:43 i never laughed that hard in my entire life

[@erinmcgrath1918]

For the one that went 'u my best friend so if I die, u dieing with me. There ain't no choice.' I said that to my best friend and she looked at me like wtf no I live as long as I can. lmaooo

[@villainessy]

This takes me back to 2011 KZbin

[@zhanghaofrfr]

carlisle: i have some pretty exciting news...yOu'Re PreGnaNt! edward: *tHanK y0u CapTaiN obVioUs*

[@bigdusty9706]

NOT THE STAYIN ALIVE TO BELLA DYING 💀💀💀💀

[@ellieorganx]

Tbh this is the best yt video like EVER it's so funny. I watch it so much.

[@monsterenergyfiendd]

This has no right being this funny

[@caffeinatedbooks]

I soooo wanna send this to Robert somehow I think he will love it!! Based on his humor....

[@bookdragon0116]

I lost it when the Carlisle theme song began.😂

[@Goo921]

The only thing I noticed was Jane looking at Carlisle like:👁👄👁

[@Goo921]

Aka at 5:24

[@happypotatoincrocs3908]

Omg I love the one where they love me because I’m a doctor because I’m adorable

[@Yashiro_Commissioner]

You cant train my girlfrien like a Lab Rat YES I CAN 😁 🙈🙈

[@MidnightSwan01]

I've watched this one video probably five times already in a week I watch it everyday I love this video

[@nyeknyek69]

Everyone was either Team Edward or Jacob, and there i was, a proud Team Carlisle member.

[@Ava79]

Everybody: Carlisle so cute omg Me: I'm just being gay af for Alice

[@lanatheshadowhunter6200]

*while bella is dying* Edward: come on bella! come on! me: stayin alive stayin alive!

[@willowniemela3200]

I am loving the studio c sounds