Twilight on Crack | The Volturi

[@lilahegan6352]

Edward was so offended when Aro said mayonnaise was not an instrument 😂😂😂😂

[@azureascendant994]

Then Caius thinks it's a torture instrument... Now I'm sure Caius is into BDSM. Caius: Punish me!Athenodora... Athenodora: will it be the leather or mayonnaise? Caius: No... Not the mayonnaise! Aro walks in: Can I join? Athenodora: The mayonnaise it will be.

[@amandaboyd7813]

lol

[@Aro-ct1cf]

The Voldemort chanting thing is ironic because the blonde guy played young Grindelwald

[@thelostboys2375]

Caius volturi (Jamie Campbell Bower)

[@TheWalkingDead-qz5zt]

Right!?!

[@whyme9960]

He was in Sweeney Todd as Anthony also

[@lasvina3610]

I was about to say because Grindelwald got killed by Voldy lmao

[@addisonphillips6788]

whitch blonde guy

[@user-gq3vk4sq2e]

Aro: *talking about how reneesme is a threat* Reneesme: "Jacob's furr is so soft omg"

[@shadowdemon8861]

When Aro laughs Demetri and Alec just look at him like ‘did that just come out of your mouth?’

[@TheWalkingDead-qz5zt]

We will be Voldemort!😂

[@onyx778]

Carlisle: He who must not be named Aro: voldemort voldemort....

[@Ninaa_18]

LMAO

[@Yourmomisemo1]

Yes

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

@@Ninaa_18 Am team Slytherin!!

[@lasvina3610]

@@onyx778 Caius: C:

[@BOOSHYYY]

"wHaT hApPeNd!" "iT wAs tHe mOsT tRaMuAtIc tImE oF mA lIfE!!" "sElFiE!" *takes photo* *head lays on Floor* *oHmAgAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAHAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA*

[@victoriaadams7026]

1:35 dude... that's a lot of wasted blood for vampires

[@arandomperson7339]

Yeah, like why cant they put it in a water bottle and drink it? It would be so much easier then killing a bunch of people all the time

[@tosinakin2508]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this everytime I see that scene! It's so inefficient🤦🏿

[@deathwilddragonvpvpgp1750]

xd

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

Well, why not tie them up, and cut then from the wrist, and drain the blood from there.

[@LilacSreya]

@@arandomperson7339They like the hunt.

[@DerEiserneBuerger]

Bro, I visited Volterra 4 years ago, and I even had a guided tour trough Palazzo Dei Priori, ( With a friend, who had also read the books, and watched the movies, it was kinds like a dare for us ) but it happened nothing special. But many people joked during the tour, and even our tourguide laughed with us.

[@isarose1237]

Honestly Aro's laugh was horrifying 😂😂

[@Sweetpeatea]

If I remember correctly that dip in the floor with the grate is an acid pit for the bodies. I would assume the secretary who wants to be come a vampire mops the blood.

[@Joy-qu3lm]

seriously, am I the only person how is wondering why vampires have blood stick on their mouth after dining?! I mean what are their mothers teaching them?! How should that end if they go on a date?!

[@lovesacrime9245]

the ‘lemme take a selfie’ aro part as me dying-

[@clood783]

But first.... *Let me take a selfie*

[@Laura-uv4zn]

4:08 I feel bad watching this scene over again and laughing well it made up for me crying like a waterfall when I saw it and not knowing it was what Aro was seeing

[@lana-rl9ts]

that part I actually thought that it's either the future or what was actually happening then when I saw it was just what would happen I got really happy then my aunt came and said before when they watched it in the theatre all of the people got shook at 4:08 and when they saw it was just the future all of them clapped and many were happy lol

[@sydnyleon1844]

3:00 is my favorite. I freaking died 😂😂

[@ItsFerreiras]

Soo new book coming out (Edward's version) and after watching this video i just wish it was about the volturis...

[@Curtis-db3es]

The way Aro says 'safe' sounds like Martin Whitley when he is dancing around the truth and it really makes me laugh

[@DrRyuu-tu1sv]

3:06 IM ROLLINGGG HELPP 💀💀💀💀

[@Littleme_iam]

4:55 IS THE BEST 😭😭🤣🤣 The song is the best what if the volturi was real and reacted 🤣

[@Sinead.Hackett]

I'm sorry are you addressing me?, Cause your authority isn't recognised in fort kick-ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@LOTRFan295]

Aro's ugly laugh had me laughing so hard

[@EsmeraldaMarieCullen]

Aro❤

[@elliealvarez3004]

Oh my god the hotel Transylvania!! Lol

[@kaitlynmontgomery5289]

Love the new lip sync parody content-whatever you call it- with them. I’m team Volturi so I love this video!! Also, what was that ending song?? Made me laugh!!

[@hallowedhuntress3244]

"The Volturi" by The Vampire and Werewolf Experience

[@laurenglaze1922]

I didn't even know team volturi was a thing and now I'm afraid that people think they are the good guys

[@kaitlynmontgomery5289]

I love them!!! They are the only reason why I watch twilight besides the wolves...to me that are good guys..why they may be drastic sometimes, but they only want vampires to be safe in a world where humans hate anything that isn’t like them.

[@Montys_golfclub]

The lemme take a selfie part made my soul fly away to narnia 😭😭

[@my_birds_and_dog_are_my_life]

When they were talking about team names they summoned the harry potter and the twilight fandom ...I happen to be part of both

[@Andrea-hc4mm]

The connection with Hotel Transylvania is best!!!

[@katarinarose3379]

I love all the hotel transylvania stuff, its hilarious

[@livelaughriverdale3246]

The volturi just licks up the blood and eats the whole body 😂

[@rayne3040]

When your going to sleep them u suddenly think ✨whatever happened to twilight on crack✨

[@malenamedina1811]

Guys, isn't It weird that in every poster or image of the Volturi i see Jane is always in the front and Alec is standing in the background . I mean, there's some favouritism right there. Srry 4 vas english.

[@ValentineS97]

i NEED THESE SONGS AS RINGTONES. i would never answer my phone tho just so i could hear them play out. this song and carlisle cullen MD fuckin SLAP 🤣

[@kristinejadediamsen4334]

3:00 that really made me laugh😂

[@hamildiggthonysauce]

4:11 JASSSPPPEEERRRR he’s amazing but this video is amazingier (I am fully aware that that is not aware but now it is)

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

MY MANS

[@inferiorinferno8859]

OMFG, I saw what you did here 0:35 ! Suddenly I feel like I need a crossover with Thugisa and the Volturi.

[@mirandabee2323]

I thought I was the most thrilled and shooketh due to the Spongebob clip. Then the filk song happened. 😂 Is it by the same guy who sang "Jasper Hale wants to eat you alive"? Also, the thumbnail is Great.

[@hallowedhuntress3244]

Yes, the final song is called "The Volturi" and it's by The Vampire and Werewolf Experience, who also did "Jasper Hale wants to eat you alive." They're hilarious.

[@wingsonthebus]

FILK?!?!!! of MY twilight? how dare I not know about this

[@strawberry_4966]

moral of the story : don't make fun of Aro's clothes

[@anromedae9268]

Oh my goodness The swoozie reference 😂😂😂 4:47

[@samirafaist117]

Alec

[@feliciaWilPrevo]

I love this so much😊❤

[@livelaughriverdale3246]

But first lemme take a selfie!!! 📱 + 🧛‍♂️ = 😂

[@jyapollo]

I mean, Aro was already on crack before the edits.

[@amaliewright6862]

Gotta say aro is a good public speaker

[@lovelylacey]

Takin selfies lmao

[@kassandra9571]

ok but it’s so upsetting that i love robert and i love twilight meanwhile he hates all the movies😫😔

[@onyx778]

Just a random question (I asked myself this by the voldemort and griffindor) : can you kill vampires with Avada Kedavra?

[@MissSilver355]

Omg this is gonna keep me up all night🤣🤣🤣

[@nomuareawesome8810]

Well, Cedric was killed by the killing curse, and Cedric = Edward, so maybe?

[@theatrekidwithinternetacce704]

@@nomuareawesome8810 That's my theory

[@soniahunt6594]

I’ve just seen it very good I must confess I do like Aro. Sort of dark sexy dark vampire 🧛‍♀️❤️🌹👍🏾

[@keira461]

OMG this needs an Oscar 😂😂

[@rileybateman5350]

The song at the end had me dead😂😂

[@samirafaist117]

Caius

[@annakohoutkova1650]

2:45 loool😂

[@Bsjaiannakakannwndjxihvevdjdkn]

The one with Transylvania was amazing because honestly it would probably happen (also sorry if that not the name but can’t really remember)

[@annaliza3413]

Someone really made an effort to write a song about or at least called the Voltori, like tf 😂

[@onyx778]

First one. I bet every student feels like this

[@iidreamyxoxii7253]

one of my fav videos of urs. i watch it again and again and again

[@bugd.9768]

they lick the floor after those massacres and a refuse to believe otherwise

[@barbara-ui4ys]

you fucking killed me,i don't think i'll ever be the same after this

[@aminasall1181]

I don't even like twilight (don't come killing me) but this is gold

[@quileutewlf1397]

Janeee 😍😍😍❤️♥️

[@jurassicedits8146]

4:30 cracked me up🤣🤣

[@Fennily]

This whole thing is gold. Bravo!!!

[@fizzy69o.0]

That song in the end was banger ngl ^w^

[@christinacooper792]

I’m 1:24 Caius looks mad I have never seen him this irritated before🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sidoniaionela9104]

I love ARO and I am a big fan

[@seberolinhTR]

Me too

[@Pompompurin-120]

I love you JANE VOLTURI y volturis ❤️❤️💙

[@queenninjabunny]

"WASH THAT BITCH! " 😆 Aro didn't choose the thug life it chosen Aro!

[@maddyismad2128]

My new favorite song, The Vultori🎵

[@emmapoole9512]

1:52 and 2:18 and 3:45 had me laughing so hard and 4:52 was such a bop

[@Leeontherecord]

4:27 best part😂

[@annaliza3413]

THEY LICK THE FLOORS

[@blackheartshayden2812]

3:00 called it!

[@beatrizcruz31]

1:29 what if they just lick the floor

[@genesisgarcia1973]

we will be gryffindor

[@miraclepope8657]

I love this XD

[@Veronica-pz4gw]

That song made my soul leave my body

[@newyorkgirl1245]

Okay so this is arepeoplebornwicked12, just wanted to comment on here to say thank you!!! Also I live for this shit!

[@T.Koetsch]

Weird Al.That is the best part.

[@samirafaist117]

Felix

[@addisonphillips6788]

voldemort voldemort

[@sandyherchcovicth6903]

Jane

[@frankrbb]

Aro crazy laughs renesmee: 😳👁👄👁

[@Crowleys_Bentley]

I felt the bueatiful drop dead with Edward

[@georgie3821]

This is better than the movie

[@lembastoast2247]

omfg mike found them

[@cantosecontosdenalu7118]

This warning should be heard by all tourists in the world, put the video on minute 5:06

[@samirafaist117]

Aro

[@Pompompurin-120]

I LOVE Aro volturi 👍😂😂😂😂

[@laneyjordan5488]

I fucking loved this!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@vcat724]

3:50 Hotel Transylvania lol

[@danamohn5206]

1:28 I wanna find the music! I just like it!

[@thesleepingpanda8878]

Jane❤️😊💛

[@samirafaist117]

Ich libe Twilight Saga die volturis

[@deathwilddragonvpvpgp1750]

why i do love this? 😂

[@samirafaist117]

Markus

[@tofeetiggy2259]

I went to Rome last year and I forgot to look for aro... :/

[@hannahbanana8832]

What was the Volturi song at the end called?!? I can’t find it anywhere

[@vcat724]

1:38 probably an incinerator

[@TH-jy5em]

But first, let’s take a selfie 🤳

[@victoriakayy]

Bruh... 🤦🏻‍♀️... Just 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karlHeisenberg-r4k]

I love Caius volturi