Two and a Half Men - It's a Bad Idea [HD]

Alan wants Jake to tell his grandma what he did on his spring break. Charlie thinks that's a bad idea. A really bad idea.
Season 2, episode 23 (Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab).
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[@PowNiels]

Season 2, episode 23 (Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab)

[@76pop108]

STOP IT!!!! SORRY............squab

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

Charlie: Hello??? Mom??? Evelyn: I can't talk now Charlie...GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH ARE YOU AN ANIMAL

[@viqarkagzi3922]

All these shows are classics. Terrific cast.

[@AnanyaPandeyIndia]

That was hillarious

[@whitestains1656]

I liked his playing the piano when judeth met alens "date "

[@andreamartins1595]

i've seen this like a Million times but never gets boring. it always cheers me up !!

[@hemchandraable]

Andrea Martins . Totally agree with you! 👍🏻👍🏻👍👍

[@johnyepthomi892]

It's evergreen..the perfect execution is just on another level.

[@vikramjonas204]

Same here

[@Ghostkiller_110]

Same

[@digitalturret989]

+1

[@JSRbowling595]

"Really? The teenage drinking and the constant running away wasn't a slight tipoff?" Lmao

[@thefirestate]

Well, but you always came back. Yea, because it's hard to find a steady job at the age of 9 -__- :D

[@faisal0800533]

Logical mistake :D. 9 is not teen age. Good punch though

[@FEARSWTOR]

+Mathan Raj They were two seperate events (likely with multiple instances each). Ran away constantly when he was a kid and turned to drinking when he was a teenager.

[@59771006]

700th like

[@yeeyee6122]

Mathan Raj I think you missed the joke but ight

[@ibtidarahman9594]

Charlie's commentary 😂😂😂

[@Xakslied]

Ibtida Rahman ikr

[@kumar1400]

Excellent Observation*

[@shamibrown2287]

Rotflmao I can't

[@narindrasurujmohan4426]

this is soooo funny

[@123RADIOactive]

Awkward silence...... 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@rocky99949]

At 0:51: Interesting point! At 1:00: Valid Counterpoint! 1:05: Personal Opinion! 1:19: Self-obsessed psychotic rant! 1:23: STUPID QUESTION!!! 1:27: Awkward Silence. LOL

[@obihomie4540]

Dash Por

[@BerylLx]

Self-obsessed*

[@HighMagnitudeGT]

Learn how to fucking spell

[@clevelandcbi]

HighMagnitudeGT How'd he nail counterpoint and psychotic though? Either way it was funny.

[@tsoul1333]

It's supose to be: At: 0:51: Ineresting Point! At 0:59: Valid Counterpoint! 1:04 Personal Opinion! 1:19 Self obsessed psychotic rant! 1:23: STUPID QUESTION!!! 1:27 Awkward Silence. I made this so it's at least accurate!

[@AndyG0027]

hahah "kind of hard to find steady work when youre 9".

[@timkumpost6036]

I love how the episode ends. Turns out Jake is more than she can handle.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Battery Inflation

[@videochaotic8167]

he is the the chosen one

[@jjohnsengraciesmom]

She and they should have known that she and her home and life were not suitable to a kid that age.

[@tajudinatal4330]

"A week?" Alan, i have a life. 😂😂😂

[@jacobreiman9894]

You were just a little drama queen Charlie and let's not forget you always came back. Kind of hard to find steady work when you're 9. Lol

[@LoneBlackSheep]

Charlie sheen commentary between Evelyn and Alan was too funny 😂

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

agreeable opinion

[@craigroberts6439]

The show went down the tube without Charlie.

[@atharva_karandikar]

I left the show as soon as Charlie died

[@srboor]

Well not really . Not at first at least.. But later on yeahh everything became so lame and predictable...

[@itzheraldo]

@@srbooryeah the first few bits with Walden was fine but then it got so bad

[@KathleenHelms-nq1vk]

I agree

[@ellnats]

oh jake, jake's screwed LOL

[@shanedaley6236]

If I remember this episode correctly wasn't she the one that got the rotten end of the deal

[@the_bottomfragger]

@@shanedaley6236 Yeah Jake miraculously managed to brake her

[@realHarsh10]

No, he isn't. He is the "Chosen One"

[@Pandhera]

@@shanedaley6236 I have no doubt 🤷‍♂️ is the most popular one 1⃣ the only

[@elijahreyes958]

Yyisvgk

[@emptyhand777]

Alan could have said, "Jake is the only grandchild you have." Charlie, "True." Evelyn, "Please, there's no knowing how many lurking bastards your brother manufactured." Charlie, "Frightening possibility."

[@MarinerAtSea]

emptyhand777 this should be the top comment..

[@Mrbonehunter57]

Not true we find out Charlie had a secret child he never told his family about

[@ryanclark7962]

@@Mrbonehunter57 I class the last four seasons especially the last two shite and pointless

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

@@Mrbonehunter57 Two and a half men seasons 9-12 aren't canon so they don't count

[@Jen-rw7yh]

@@Mitchell_Kirkbride69 exactly!

[@godofevil9468]

Evelyn is upset that Jake is spending time with Judiths parents. Then gets all upset about "short notice" and "getting use to it" SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE! (and my fav character)

[@lil_jon411]

Lmfaoo right? Like Evelyn it was YOUR idea for him to come that same night 😂😂😂

[@devrobinson8607]

"That Judith was two days late, and I had non-refundable reservations. Like it would have killed to get a C-Section" 😀😁😂😂😂

[@Me27399]

Self obsessed psychotic rant

[@lilJimmyJim]

Mom, are you listening to yourself?

[@gamingfireball3257]

Stupid question.

[@simplyrachel7067]

Awkward silence

[@som9097]

Deadly

[@eaubert1]

"Oh Jake; Jake's screwed!"

[@vergilheartnet]

Jake is the chosen one

[@JacoboSnake]

😂😂😂

[@asteriosadamou7505]

That C section line almost killed me when I first heard it 😂

[@ajdominguez1002]

So it did to you what the opposite would've done to Judith?

[@MagmaProductions1948]

What's epic about Charlie is that while he's the comedy relief, he isn't stupid or awkward like shows like FRIENDS or TBBT portray them, and it's actually how quick-witted and sarcastic he is that's hilarious.

[@arunkumarchandrasekaran2653]

He's stupid and awkward 😂he doesn't know what's in his house, doesn't know how to operate a washing machine and so on 😂it's hilarious

[@MagmaProductions1948]

@@arunkumarchandrasekaran2653 Alright, not OVERLY stupid.

[@baokimng]

What is TBBT

[@MagmaProductions1948]

@@baokimng The Big Bang Theory.

[@jamelgallagher6602]

@@arunkumarchandrasekaran2653 that's not really him being stupid. Berta is always doing his laundry so he has no reason ok use it and about 90% of time he's out at the bar and then coming hook drunk ready to have sex.

[@ambercrosland6472]

Jake actually did what his dad and uncle had been trying to do for years in one night he broke grandma 😂👍😮🎉🤯🍿

[@cassiocosta9854]

Squab Squab Squab squab!!!! 🤣 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@erindowning9375]

Grandma Evelyn wanted Jake to spend time with her. But unfortunately for poor old grandma Evelyn she got more than she bargained for & instantly regretted it in just one entire night. So it's kinda Evelyns fault she should've played a more active role in Jake's life & tried to have been more like Jake's other Grandparents. But she didn't & paid the price. As a result of which Jake, as well as his father & uncle, lost all respect for Evelyn.

[@dinesh8575]

The Chosen one

[@r0ninh01]

Evelyn Harper is one of the most selfish and cold characters I've ever seen, it's a miracle Charlie and Alan didn't killed themselves. It's really cool what Jake does to her after ! LOL

[@sourabhkarmakar8040]

Jake is the chosen one 🤣

[@itsshafin8312]

No, Judith was the most selfish one. At least Evelyn didnt take so much of alan's money when he clearly was so broke

[@phoenixangel5073]

@@itsshafin8312 sure taking someone's money does more damage to them than years of abuse in childhood, crucial time for proper healthy development into a normal person mind you.

[@nyalltimothy]

:)

[@ryanjessen9181]

Alan is a suckaaaaaaaaaa man

[@patriciaorlando2380]

Two and a Half Men is such a great program. The acting is fantastic. . Its a great program 10/10

[@edwardtafadzwafusire1842]

The delivery at "stupid question" was top notch 😂

[@superstarultra28]

God, this show had a lot of unlikable female characters. Berta was literally the only woman in this show I actually liked.

[@viennalx]

don't forget the shrink, she's gold

[@milan851]

Well,the show is called Two and a half MEN.

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

Chuck Lorre is a misogynist . He always writes btchy, difficult or stupid women, and lovable men. There was Roseanne ; Cybill; Kandi Judith Evelyn on 2AAHM; Locklear on Spin City; Swoosie on Mike & Molly

[@frankkolton1780]

@@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld So? He's a realist. Stop being difficult, you can go back to baking your witch cookies now.

[@tylerwedell3750]

Kind of hard to find steady work when your 9. Unless your in a different country

[@alexdelarge703]

Easily the best sitcom after Seinfeld wrapped up and one of the best of all time tbh... well, until Ashton Kutcher showed up

[@donnaharris7553]

Love , love, love this show , never get tierd of it.

[@Lee.Higginbotham]

What about Jake? Jake's screwed. 😳😳😳

[@stevewisniewski5860]

Always hilarious! Thank you for the laughter over the past number of years from all of you. What a great cast of actors great writing. I think I’ve actually Peed my pants twice laughing so hard at the goofiness that your show is brought to us. We need more of this.

[@Chesteritea]

The best sitcom of all time when Charlie was there

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

And it got butchered later on

[@neabby]

"Like it would've killed her to get a C section" lmaoo

[@angelagriffin5130]

The funny part, it wasn't Jake that was screwed, it was Evelyn... 😂

[@user-el6dt8he7y]

man, I really miss this Charlie Sheen, even his voice, it is like that person disappeared.

[@banjirjir7519]

hes winnin

[@BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld]

I love how Holland played Evelyn Reminds me of my mom

[@itsmylife842]

I love Charlie's commentary during Alan and Evelyn's conversation!! LOL Stupid question...awkward silence :)

[@Seahawkfan1108]

i can re-watch every single episode of the early seasons of two and a half men and not be bored. always makes me lol

[@irawilliams343]

There was no need to worry about Jake because he turned out to be The Chosen One

[@AnonimatosTM]

A strange day when charlie is the voice of reason

[@claytonhess5512]

Ya know, I'm shocked that Social Services didn't put Evelyn in prison given what can be learned about their past.

[@StIfman995]

awkward silence.. xD

[@MrJ0mmy]

OH BAD IDEA

[@kcrnz]

This clever dialogue and Holland Taylor is simply excellent. What went wrong with the script writing in Season 10. The episode with the Father Christmas contains poorly written and smutty lines for Holland Taylor which were way below the standards we have come to expect for Two and Half Men.

[@Steel-101]

I have to say the first three seasons of the show had really good writing. This show is funny even without the laugh track. However the show really went downhill after all the Director decided that Charlie shouldn’t marry Mia. In my opinion Charlie should’ve married Mia. Maybe have one more season with them and that season should be the finale where Charlie finally has a daughter and Alan finally moves out. That saga with Chelsea was really annoying and pointless. Honestly there should’ve been only 4(maybe 5) seasons

[@ОксанаПостранська]

I completely disagree. I never liked Mia, and I didn't even understand why they would date, let alone marriage. I don't see them together, especially having a mutual child. Plus, the whole fun would be taken out of the show if Charlie got married. Chelsea is much more beautiful, smart and caring than Mia. Plus, she liked Alan. I love series with her.

[@andyppreviews8132]

The only two man i want to narrate my life: Morgan Freeman for my happy time and Charlie Sheen for my down time because he will always cheer me up for sure.

[@christiananweiler7014]

Hi Sam

[@tsoul1333]

At: 0:51: Ineresting Point! At 0:59: Valid Counterpoint! 1:04 Personal Opinion! 1:19 Self obsessed psychotic rant! 1:23: STUPID QUESTION!!! 1:27 Awkward Silence. I made this so it's at least accurate! Because a certain someone made it incorrectly!

[@flakafazliu4776]

I enjoyed Charlie's play by play

[@multiversetheory3740]

Oh bad idea! XD

[@ndirangugichuki6260]

"Kinda hard to find steady work when you're 9!!"

[@erickort1987]

oh this the episode jake yells...SQUAB!!!!!!!!!!! ...LOL

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

And he drove Evelyn nuts

[@maliaferry8212]

As a kid this show flew airplanes over my head, as an adult it's great

[@happyharper5494]

I miss this show. She was such a great character too.

[@jojames6621]

it all ended cause they fired charlie otherwise it would still have been running

[@Hei_Darkfire]

OH! Bad idea! I love this show.

[@sumankumarmehta1342]

Charlie is a caring brother.

[@MrGrownman455]

Evelyn is one of my favorite TV mothera. She is hilarious.

[@december0081]

Mom r u listening to urself..? Stupid Question !! 😂 my thought exactly..

[@riknakamanina948]

That moment when charlie trying to save alan but alan wanna brag and he got ....

[@newperve]

This bit leaves out the phone call with Judith, a classic piece of Alan.

[@Hawk3rR]

The only reason I watched Two and Half men was just for Charlie Sheen. His commentary was epic!

[@EvieBuenodeAndrade]

Charlie knows his own mother way more then Alan does 🤣🤣🤣

[@muhammadkhairulizat]

Jake never screwed, he gives a massacre with her lives 🤣🤣🤣

[@adriankline80]

I’ve often wondered who is the most selfish character on this show,Evelyn,Judith, or Charlie?

[@ryanclark7962]

Judith 1000%

[@jackcuellar357]

Just because someone has a child doesn't mean that they are maternal or should. Don't fall for the propaganda that everyone needs to have kids, that they fulfill your life. Life can be absolutely wonderful without them

[@neokai9395]

Jakes screwed??! Nah, he screwed grandma ..😂

[@breeze7863]

Seen every episode multiple times up until Sheen left. Never watched 1 with Kutcher. Heard it was garbage anyways. Random comment.

[@sandiego2380]

Evelyn is the toxic character we all still love unlike other toxic characters from other shows you wish to god they would die a painful death, but not Evelyn even though she is the worst mother and human being, somehow I would still love to hang out with her

[@tomwheeler2012]

I love Charlie's narration. The show wouldnt work without Evelyn

[@smratikaushik7814]

“Self obsessed psychotic rant” the lines that would define Charlie sheen later

[@mikir6777]

But don’t get used to this , I’m Not your full time babysitter ! LOL . Holland Taylor is EPIC in this role !

[@cainandabel7059]

never understood why Alan and Charlie let Evelyn in the hosue in the first place.

[@burimfazliu3102]

I enjoyed Charlie's play by play

[@nanditapandey2052]

Chandler's long lost brother

[@tonyflorez703]

"I do have a life"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@donnadsanders7534]

Charlie is irreplaceable!

[@Camman010]

Charley was the show.

[@cirocciroc]

I hate to be this person, Evelyn, but around sixish is redundant

[@nilighosh158]

These episodes are simply mind blowing. So hilarious! It uplifts your spirits.

[@Swannkkkkk]

This was a good ass show

[@motivationalvibes876]

Like it would of killed her to get a c section 😂😂😂😂😂

[@michaelcortez6596]

They should’ve never have replaced Sheen! Lol

[@carultch]

He became an unreliable cocaine addict who got in fights with the show's producer. I don't think it would've been possible to keep him.

[@michaelcortez6596]

@@carultch lol, he’s already that even before they hired him!

[@Andrea11208]

Evelyn is savage 😂❤️

[@NerdyBlue]

Evelyn deserve an award

[@Mitchell_Kirkbride69]

Charlie: she has one most hated mother

[@r0ninh01]

How about a "most cruel mother" award ? LOL

[@lovinsnotfun-eranymore5213]

Anyone else Notice ? . . since Evelyn's a Lesbian in Real Life - That extra Thick cushion on her chair ! ? Evie had better skip over to Seinfeld for an Episode or 2 , and see The ASSMAN for her anal needs .

[@CrzyGazara]

Charlie: Jake is Screwed Jake: Who Decided That? "SQUAAAAB"

[@foodreview50]

Anyone sees that charlie read the newspaper upside down?

[@matkomihic1773]

Jake didn't scrude LOL she did

[@frenchyontravel]

Evelyn is amazing. And I didn’t call her a mum. She’s just Evelyn. 😍😍😍😍😍

[@blackdemonknight]

Anyone else think Charlie was just reading the Writer notes in the commentary scene and the producers just kept it in XD

[@mohdmohsin7780]

"Self Obsessed Psychotic-Rant"

[@mafeweigel]

This is one of the best TAAHM episodes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

I completely agree with you

[@455fardeen]

He got me at 'awkward silence' 😂

[@elaineranhoff9358]

Yes he did

[@archiefunpuppy2429]

I love watching two and half men on KZbin

[@michaelsegal3558]

I have this episode it’s in season 2 the title of the episode was Squab Squab Squab Squab!

[@kachabadam8142]

Exactly, she's a pushy- pushy woman.. 😂😂😂

[@Nula7]

can someone tell me what did alan think,when charlie was saying before he gets its bad idea,

[@ExActa]

Liked for actually including the season and episode in the description

[@colonelbuendias]

No canned laughter here. Every joke is funny as hell.

[@sippadagirou8561]

this show was awesome..then charlie die..n came walden with all the computer bullshit n crap out the show

[@raj_veersingh6163]

Same discussion...I had multiple times with my mom...exactly... she also want all that quality time...but less..😂😂😂

1:54 Yeah! Look of what we became because of you mom! We are damaged goods! LOL

[@Willy-nu3oc]

Ok, jake was so cute