Two Best Friends Play Eternal Darkness part (16)

[@superbestfriendsplay]

I KNOW! I KNOW! GAHHHHHHH. Like I went completely dumb for a good 20 minutes. Matt didn't help though, either, so it's his fault.

[@Knightess]

Last time on TBFP Eternal Darkness: "Right, remember Pokemon!" (Pat) One episode later and they completely forget Pokemon.

[@KaptinScuzgob]

DARKNESS FACT The magic rune system was meant to be way more in depth. The plan was to have runes for nouns, adjectives, and verbs, and the player would use these runes to construct basic sentences that acted as spells. A lack of development time hindered this system, so the player ended up having to stuff loads of Pargon runes into one spell to make it stronger

[@SMK451]

Yo dawg, I heard you like Pargon, so I put Pargon, in your Pargon so you can Pargon while you Pargon.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

PARGON PARGON PARGON

[@DragonRex20]

KaptinScuzgob Your profile pic is fantastic!

[@VerdeMorte]

The Phantom Safety Pin You forgot a PARGON

[@drewpamon]

If you're watching this and you get to the point where they get stuck... just skip to the next video they never figure it out.

[@hanhanson103]

"all the reveal invisible points have been really obvious" you don't say.

[@JasynSuin]

"I remember Pokemon." You sure about that, Pat?

[@JasynSuin]

+JasynSuin "What do you want from me, video game?!" It wants you to remember how to play Rock Paper Scissors.

[@somerandom7672]

So I fell asleep listening to Enya, then woke up to this. Interesting playlist Ben Quinn, whoever you are... I'm just grateful I stayed on the lighter side of KZbin.

[@BreadandFaxes]

Had you not seen any of this channels playthroughs before that?

[@somerandom7672]

Nick McMullen Nope Subbed though

[@timyac]

This is awesome

[@SorakuFett]

It's been years, and they're still dumb in MGSV.

[@manabluerose]

Yes Pat, we are all screaming at our monitors.

[@Saiyza]

I'm glad that they showed this part. It shows how forgetting important details can lead to the sin that is back-tracking and the higher despair of finding out it was pointless.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Eternal Darkness: Everyone Is Bonethieves

[@Mythoriir]

"IT'S FIIIIIIINEE!" That is the key to be a waggling boss.

[@LBYRNTH_]

I often find myself wondering how unhinged a person must be to actually be yelling at people playing video games on the internet. Those people must lead blessed lives.

[@lugialover09]

I think it's mostly that people flip their shit when they watch people forgetting things that they themselves remember. Of course, we never really think about how we forget stuff just as easily. For example, before I got Minecraft, I used to watch Tobuscus play it sometimes and I would go nuts when he couldn't find his current fucking house when I could literally remember the location of every single one. Cut to me playing MC and getting lost within the first few days.

[@LBYRNTH_]

...Because those same people are saying "I'm literally scream right now / I just broke my mouse / other words that describe how angry I am"? Sure, it's the internet so maybe you can't take everything at face value but there are all shades of people on the internet capable of all sort of things.

[@SMK451]

Mika H. The internet is a strange and forboding place... Like the fucking city of R'lyeh.

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Lee Bradley That is literally the most accurate description of the internet I have ever heard.

[@bgu6703]

How many cheeto stains are on your fedora right now?

[@Tenchigo100]

Pat: "I love backtracking! Fuck all you idiots that hate it." Also Pat: "DO I HAVE TO BACKTRACK ALL THE FUCKING WA-" Alright Pat.

[@MURF8393]

every time i get in a serious jam or somthing in real life goes or is going wrong, i just hear pat say "It's fiine it's fine."

[@kyubiiofrage]

What makes this even funnier is that they directly referenced the Pokemon method at the beginning. I don't even care if no progress was made, this was hilarious

[@FFFan80]

While re-watching these, take a drink every time Pat & Matt forget who beats Ulyoath. But seriously, really enjoying watching these guys. Reminds me of me and my brother stumbling through our own games. =)

[@darkkraziboi]

I've been waiting since Thursday for this episode, I can finally watch this in peace then finally sleep.

[@ToozdaysChild]

Okay, here's how it works. Whenever you see an alignment rune on an object, like Xel'lotath, Ulyaoth or Chattur'gha, you never cast a spell with the alignment shown. You ALWAYS cast a spell with the alignment that counters it. Since you picked Ulyaoth as the big bad ancient, all the shit you cast will be Xel'lotath. In this case, you need to go back to the key room and cast a 5-point Xel'lotath Reveal Invisible spell.

[@SnowxXxAngel]

....Heh... *reads Mika H.'s comment* yeah.... but anyway.... POKEMON LOGIC!!!! GREEN IDJIT, GREEN!!!! (reveal invisible green!)

[@TheLawliet10]

And Mantorok's just like 'Volcano beats everything, I win'

[@AntipaladinPedigri]

3:48 Ulyaoth: "Don't call my name, don't call my name, ROBERTO!"

[@BaybeeBat]

No matter how many times I watch this episode, it still makes me so fucking angry.

[@BaybeeBat]

Wow. I was about to comment something similar. Thanks past-Emma!

[@YoFreshBean]

I get all excited like a kid on Christmas when I see this series uploaded 8D

[@Rook1eGam3r47]

Pokemon logic is the main tactic of Eternal Darkness

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

I love how, in the intro thumbnail for this video, Pat-Pious is just like "Eh, fucking Mantarok and all this old god shit doesn't matter to me..."

[@SommehVG]

I didn't mind at all, because I genuinely enjoy listening to these guys. You could always find a channel that actually did a full playthrough of the game. That really seems to be what you're looking for.

[@MrDredme]

20:14 Pat: ooo Wait me:YES Pat figure it out!' Pat:what about that big dumb door? me: God Dammit...

[@Ripamaru]

I like you guys a lot, so it saddens me to say this but as long as you are stuck I get to watch more on this series.

[@TheAbruptdeath]

You're last sentence sums up the reason I watch your videos so much. "You didn't help, so, it's your fault!!!!!" Life philosophy.

[@Touketsu]

Haha, you guys do a great job rolling with it anyway though. It's why so many people love watching.

[@EnigmaticNoob]

This is the best Christmas present ever, thanks Matt & Pat :D

[@bargainking27]

I've been having a shitty Christmas season so far but seeing you guys post this video has helped lighten the mood a bit. Thanks a lot and keep up the good work :)

[@PropaneWP]

Pat's waggeling skills sounds to be of the highest order.

[@Kaiser00Wilhelm]

I feel you, man. Same thing happened to me. Went to bed at 5, woke up at 8 for no raisin. Then there was TBFP. Merry Christmas.

[@Stockshock117]

Goddam right you didn't, the out takes from Serenity almost made me piss myself

[@homersimpson90210]

Happy Christmas Matt and Pat. And god bless Woolie.

[@darkseraph7]

I love that they start with mentioning pokemon logic.... then compleatly forget about it XD

[@DieKao]

Mat is getting more than he wished for, but less than he'd hoped.

[@KuroCartoonist]

watching eggnog and drinking two best friends for Christmas could there be a better present?

[@edgarcamargo9256]

I hope your decision taking and reasoning has improved over the years, if not I suppose both have struggled a lot these 9 years with life xD

[@lastfirstborn2]

A metroid, zipping around, his blue jeans fluttering in the wind. Thank you for this image Two Best Friends. As always, you've made my day a bit better.

[@TheSkullivan12]

Casting Ulyaoth is going to become Pat's throwing the fire axe.

[@Daxramas]

Sounds like their best video yet!

[@Allcoolnamesbetook]

"Ohmuhgaaww, 20 minutes of my life I would've otherwise used like SUPER productively down the drain gaawww, I hope Rudolph blows chunks in your pink velvet stockings aaawrrr." Merry Christmas, Matt & Pat!

[@Valanway]

Thanks to their schedule, I now know what day it is! Thanks Winter vacation.

[@SuperGodzilla2]

pats a good wagler. we've all seen how well he is in resident evil 4

[@sainsbury74]

You just know people were screaming at their monitors lol. Id have lost interest ages ago but i love matt and pats ripping on each other.

[@magicscreenman]

Lol definitely one of my favorite Pat lines.

[@dmmukhopadhyay]

This upload fits perfectly as it is just 11 in Melbourne

[@lordlossize]

the best friends suck shit at puzzles and understanding semi-complex *though not really complex at all* systems that games use. what upsets me more is not that they dont understand it, but they insult the people who made it even though they suck shit at them and then people defend their stupidity in the comments! i love the best friends but this annoys me to no end...

[@lucasmartinez5703]

I think Liam's the only one who's actually really good with puzzles.

[@EpsilonDSCco]

Best Christmas gift ever

[@JTSents89]

I'd expect this on game grumps but you guys are usually competent

[@broceratops1337]

woke up from a nightmare, saw Pat uploaded a new video. it's like my body knew to get up.

[@HeavyLimes]

What do you guys use too record your videos on screen?

[@toahordikanuva]

Every time I see this game, I can't get the song Voodoo by Godsmack out of my head.

[@putopan]

this episode was so painful to watch that I thought it felt like butterflies carresent my naked body

[@mynamewontfitinhere]

Just watching them fail after a WHOLE GAME OF TEACHING THEM TO USE OPPOSITE ALIGNMENTS. It's maddening

[@F0itz]

First i screamed, then i cried, now I'm just laughing in resignation at their incompetence.

[@Mech610]

Ah, thank you kindly XD. I got it way back when I joined KZbin and never bothered to change it lol.

[@Lobo2019]

Matt, Pat. You two are amazing. Uploading an episode the day before christmas. And now I want to say something that I'm sure plenty of people will thumbs this comment down for, if you guys want to take the day off tomorrow, enjoy the holiday and not upload a new episode of Chrono Trigger, then go ahead. You guys have earned it.

[@ColeVecsion]

So Matt & Pat managed to accomplish "NOOOOOOOTHING, FUUUUUUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOTHING!" FISSION MAILED~!

[@SupermewX300]

Grass beats Water, Water beats Fire, Fire beats Grass, and Psychic beats everything because it's super OP.

[@coolbeanssarahlouise]

The thought of Pat dying..its.. ITS TOO MUCH, MAN. ;~;

[@doomzillaX25]

Right after they made the Pokemon reference was when everything went to shit. It was perfect, just as good as the last time they completely forgot everything.

[@gfyusebfsbguidng]

Pat, the master of waggling.

[@Nightweaver1]

They give us hundreds of hours of entertainment for free. If anything, WE owe THEM.

[@alexjonezNH]

Might be more accurate to say that you're interrupting a puzzle game for sporadic fighting news flashes

[@KY666JORD]

he's helping so chill man

[@randomfox12245]

I'd get annoyed, but it took me a billion years to figure out to use reveal invisible too. They actually figured out it was reveal invisible way before I did, just didn't know they had to use green, so they're smarter then me in that regard at least XD

[@Firebreath56]

Do we get the next part, because we never got one on Thursday?

[@athenatheshewolf]

It's Christmas Eve but I just want to wish both of you (and maybe even Woolie) a Merry Christmas.

[@RoboticMorganFreeman]

love ur vids guys very funny stuff

[@lilpotayto]

I'm guessing I wasn't the only one screaming "Xel'lotath! FUCKING XEL'LOTATH!" throughout the entirety of this video.

[@bloodyinkpen]

There are dozens and dozens of "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE GREEN" comments on this video but this one is definitely the best.

[@Mangiff]

Alternatively: Always use Mantarok it never fails!

[@AkaRose]

I used to be in a WoW guild partnered with Machinima, and to my knowledge, director's channels like this one are part of the Machinima arrangement. I think this is still the case because on I thiiiink the Donkey Kong Country playthrough, Matt mentioned something about aspect ratios and Machinima only allows x so they didn't want to tempt fate.

[@FeenieVonKarma]

Omg I lost it at 'moat of meat textures' XD

[@Soundres]

So your view of Christmas is "Give me more stuff!" Yeah, Happy Holidays ya Scrooge.

[@crisz121]

its going to be hilarious when you two fight that boss in the next story (think its the next one) judging by how your dealing with this puzzle

[@Loveless1128]

Oh my God, that was so painful to watch. X_X Try using Mantorok reveal invisible, doesn't he work on all of them, no matter the alignment? And there's also another hidden item that needs the reveal invisible spell, the effigy is used later. I hope you guys figure it out soon. I love watching you guys play this game!

[@Letoh495]

Believe in your own justice, Pat

[@TheRemusa]

i love how he yells at a finished let's play

[@Mech610]

I think Liam's will actually be, "I hope Death-Sempai notices me."

[@BubbleStinkBoy]

Ulyaoth is pissing himself laughing in his Metroid pants.

[@deliverymanq7333]

Eternal darkness red version is way better than eternal darkness blue

[@watchingrob]

All you guys, you cant go demanding shit from them, they dont owe you anything. Just be happy you got a video at all. Geez.

[@SomethingRandom988]

"Everyone is bone thieves" should be on a shirt

[@Variann]

I know I'm one of those internet screamers... but GREEN DISPEL on the moat of lava! GREEEEEEEN!

[@Hero1922]

waggle is my new favorite verb :) thanks two best friends, now when i'm with my girlfriend i can say "you need to waggle way harder" lol. (is currently single)

[@Middleman9595]

I remember having alot of trouble with this guy as well. So don't feel to bad.

[@KeegortheDinosaur]

I say 'its fine' all of the time, that and 'FAAAAANNTASTIC!'

[@Ulquizee]

Merry Christmas, Matt and Pat!

[@MrNekoSuzu]

I'm loving that G.U. reference.

[@TheFretnix]

There is a huge blue seal in the room. Can't believe how fast you forget that green>blue.

[@Specterish]

The Origami Killer turns out to be a bone thief.

[@kaledivh]

at 5:00, I see the rune, and I just start yelling at the screen, 'Reveal. Reveal!! Come on guys, it was the same rune at Max, same rune at Alex, REVEAL INVISIBLE YOU BABBIES!!!'

[@Lysserd]

10:50 Mentions the reveal invisible markers, then proceeds to not realize what was just downstairs. Frackin lol.

[@Lobo2019]

I have a better idea. How about we DON'T complain and just be grateful for the fact that they uploaded something the day before Christmas.

[@LuckyAssult]

So wild guess here... but how many more episodes is it going to take for them to cast reveal invisible green in that room to get the key?