If you want to own a Starfighter, here's what you do, buy a piece of land by the base, and wait.
@deadboy99554 ай бұрын
The 104 in F-104 stands for the amount of seconds it will take till you get your own F-104.. with some repairs needed of course.
@JetBlastPone4 ай бұрын
@@deadboy9955 nah it's the amount of wives who lost their husband because of the F-104 Starfighter
@alexv33574 ай бұрын
@@JetBlastPone The Germans lost a total of 116 F-104 pilots to accidents, so that's actually pretty spot on
@ARC282-wc4mt4 ай бұрын
As a MiG-21 player, I see this as an absolute win
@FishbedFive4 ай бұрын
Oh yes, the flying lawn dart that only won by the sheer fact that the F-4 was a fat piece of shit alone, let's see you joust a damn F-15
@starliner24984 ай бұрын
@@FishbedFivecoughing baby vs hydrogen bomb all over again
@doofusgooberthe15th3 ай бұрын
@@FishbedFiveah yes Aircraft from 1976 vs 1959 oh I wonder who wins, what a fair comparison
@sandwichwithkolbasa78113 ай бұрын
Catch me if you can
@jedq4563 ай бұрын
F-5: Yo
@isaiahcromarty51344 ай бұрын
As a Canadian i have to say that was the most correct saying with the "What's next? Tactical nuclear moose?". And yes we did hold the engineers maple syrup.
@nitro86782 ай бұрын
So I take it, you have tactical nuclear moose.😅
@isaiahcromarty51342 ай бұрын
Yes
@nitro86782 ай бұрын
@@isaiahcromarty5134 🤣🤣 How do you prevent people from hunting your tactical nuclear moose?🤣
@isaiahcromarty51342 ай бұрын
@@nitro8678 they are called the Canadian naval air and army force for a reason: geese
@Tornado24094 ай бұрын
"Do not misuse this product for your own safety." The Luftwaffe:
@cosmosaviatoric4 ай бұрын
*"I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that..."*
@c4sualcycl0ps483 ай бұрын
Didn’t they use it as a ground attack aircraft?
@nukclear27414 ай бұрын
It should be noted, the Starfighter's death toll tended to be from nations we gave it to, as it was an aircraft that was designed for pilots with experience with jet aircraft. The main issue was when pulling up out of an attack run, new pilots would, understandably, pull the stick back as far as possible. However, due to the airframe, if you pulled it back over 15 degrees at that high a speed, youd lose control. *Honestly, at that point, just make the airplane not able to pull the elevator that far in the first place.*
@thehighground77324 ай бұрын
It should also be noted that most of those foreign nations like Canada, Japan, Tiawan, Pakistan, Italy and Spain had average to below average accident records with the starfighter, and it was primarily the Germans who caused most of the issues and complained the most (Other countries like Belgium also had high loss rates, but almost all of the memes about the Starfighter can be traced back to the Germans).
@ANDREALEONE954 ай бұрын
@@thehighground7732 and IIRC it was beacuse the use F-104 improperly exactly as they did with their Me-262
@novarat40894 ай бұрын
germans tried to use it as a ground attack craft, which it most definitely was not designed for
@shaider19824 ай бұрын
@@ANDREALEONE95well, the west german Luftwaffe was a young organization back then (the origiso it did not have institutional experience) so they did not have experience in flying an airplane with this performance.
@seantaggart73824 ай бұрын
Yeah
@kavehthephantomboy4 ай бұрын
Finally he roasted the widowmaker.
@W1ldfire-wm5me4 ай бұрын
Starfighter
@ritchq48324 ай бұрын
@@W1ldfire-wm5meit made wives widows
@Axolotl_123584 ай бұрын
Now he needs to roast the actual Widow plane (The YF-23 Black Widow)
@ShadoWolf93394 ай бұрын
@@Axolotl_12358 I thought he did
@Axolotl_123584 ай бұрын
@@ShadoWolf9339Idk I don’t remember
@therayven31474 ай бұрын
The supersonic pencil...
@LegionesCataegis4294 ай бұрын
The whistleblower part got me.
@justkevinlol4 ай бұрын
Oh they're about to get you alright
@galladesamurai23804 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Apparently it was meant to have an ejection seat that ejects downwards so the pilot doesn't hit the tail while flying at high speeds. The reason it didn't go through was because it was not only stupid but a literally death sentence if your flying at low level since it literally will turn you into the ordnance
@mistertagnan4 ай бұрын
I think early version did have the downwards ejection seat. If not, they at least prototyped it. There’s a GIF online of a dummy in a test rig ejecting downwards
@galladesamurai23803 ай бұрын
@@mistertagnan also, the downward ejection seat idea was reused on the B-52 for I think the crew manning the planes weapons
@loganbrown33344 ай бұрын
The only difference between an old school lawn dart and an F-104 is the F-104 is supersonic.
@hadri_anus4 ай бұрын
The Statfighter seems to be a very successful ace. It brought down 269 german aircraft.
@jdreyes37454 ай бұрын
So was the MiG-27. It destroyed at least one plane every single time it fired its cannon.
@kavehthephantomboy4 ай бұрын
Idea: The Raptor roast his older brother YF-22A.
@otakurt11494 ай бұрын
It's like him having an awkward cringe at looking back at his old highschool photos
@TrollOfReason4 ай бұрын
@@otakurt1149 Or like having to look at nekker babby photos in front of a girl. Poor plane would combust from embarrassment.
@Tornado24094 ай бұрын
@@TrollOfReason "Oh, Monsieur. How adorable..." **demonic screeching**
@kibathemechanic49674 ай бұрын
Oooh, that has some potential.
@nightshadedawn4 ай бұрын
And it still has a higher enemy kill count than the F-22 hangar queen.
@jasonalbert62514 ай бұрын
The F-22 has a 100% success ratio in air-to-air combat, with 1 kill in 1 sortie. I’d say that’s pretty impressive!
@PrinceAlhorian3 ай бұрын
@@jasonalbert6251 Against Mao's birthday balloon!
@smpg36154 ай бұрын
Did you know that they tried to do a f-104 with larger wings and some other funny features ? it was called the cl 1200 lancer, it never flew but its a pretty funny prototype
@mistertagnan4 ай бұрын
For whatever reason, the Germans decided to use this thing as a base for their VTOL aircraft (before it was cancelled). You’d think that for an aircraft design that needs to take off and land vertically, you would want an aircraft capable of flying slower than mach 1 without immediately stalling. I want whatever the Germans were on when designing the EWR VJ 101
@Nagrachlp4 ай бұрын
The reason we used the Starfighter at all was corruption, our back than defense ministre got several undocumented "gifts" from lockheed...
@ricefarmer5604 ай бұрын
the tatical lawn dart💀💀
@Su-47-jq2oq4 ай бұрын
The Raptor would have a field day with the CF-105, but not the CF-100, that thing would counterattack.
@k1lder3464 ай бұрын
Good one, now I will again ask about Me-262 or/and gloster meteor
@eternal59304 ай бұрын
Roasting the Me262 would be amazing
@TrollOfReason4 ай бұрын
@eternal5930 "Oh hey! Look at you, the definition of hump & pump. No, seriously, you had so little flight time between engine rebuilds, I'm surprised the engine designer didn't just give up & make your turbines out of papier mache. It'd save your pilots from getting bounced by prop fighters, & reduce the rate of snooicyde amongst the maintenance crews."
@jacplac974 ай бұрын
The 262 in your name stands for the amount of hours it takes, to make you air worthy after each sortie, implying you didn't get shot down on your landing approach by a Mustang.
@Ben-mw9vz4 ай бұрын
Hmm, nobody here roasted the meteor. Probably because of how easy and reliable it was to fly and maintain
@anamatos65894 ай бұрын
Good idea
@May-ViationАй бұрын
“Or another whistleblower?”💀💀💀💀💀💀 0:14
@GabbieGirl0074 ай бұрын
raptor is sad because he didnt get a chance to go to space and also practically raise astronauts. and couldn't carry chuck yeagers massive balls because if the raptor tried chucks balls would be too heavy for his poor airframe.
@ryanc00p3r34 ай бұрын
Wistle blower? Ahem! I'm looking at you Boeing...
@swenhtet28614 ай бұрын
At least the Widowmaker have something that the Raptor don’t. Air-to-air kills.
@Nagrachlp4 ай бұрын
Though most of them were suicide- air to ground kills...
@Noobixm4 ай бұрын
“Be careful, it’s a jet for advanced pilots and here is the safety manua-“ Meanwhile the Luftwaffe:
@TudominotheGreat4 ай бұрын
How about The Raptor roasting the F-117 Nighthawk, AKA the Hopeless Diamond
@hallowedbeyourdays4 ай бұрын
I'm not sure the Raptor's winning that one. The Australians know how to show what aggressive manoeuvres looks like with the thing.
@WinVisten4 ай бұрын
@@hallowedbeyourdays the USAF is the only Air Force to ever use F-117s, I don't know what you're talking about.
@garrettmiller13554 ай бұрын
Spain who didn't lose any: skill issue
@tudorflorianstoica60764 ай бұрын
Because they used it in the only way it was safe, kept in the hangar
@garrettmiller13554 ай бұрын
@@tudorflorianstoica6076 tell that to nasa
@alexg91_ssr54 ай бұрын
Ah yeah, the best italian interceptor ever
@CrazyDave124 ай бұрын
Tactical nuclear moose… Sounds like a good idea to me
@judet29924 ай бұрын
Should’ve mentioned that because of West Germany’s reliance on it, they cancelled all their awesome VTOL projects.
@TerraStory225MYA4 ай бұрын
Say what you want about her, but the Oh Four is the most beautiful thing to ever fall out of the sky
@TheEurofighter1004 ай бұрын
Probably one of the funniest roast channels ive seen in my opinion better than no pack god 🗿
@JackManiaky4 ай бұрын
"What's next? Tactical Nuclear Moose?" Well now that you gave me the idea, yes
@thomasfoster7387Ай бұрын
you know, when the 104 crashed, I half-expected a cartoonish _DOING_ noise instead of the crunch we got
@ricardocaballero10323 ай бұрын
0:21 starfighter is shaking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CupInAMicrowave2 ай бұрын
Tactical Nuclear Moose…HOLD MY SYRUP
@Orca199044 ай бұрын
Ah, a good F-22 roast video. Been a minute since we've had one of these.
@YourAverageAvgeek16Ай бұрын
As a Canadian i can confirm we are working on a Tactical Nuclear Moose. And lemme get you in on a little secret….. we’re making a tactical Nuclear bottle of maple syrup
@ch_r0me_one3 ай бұрын
Dat crashing scene when eurobeat gets it's speed changed from 5x to 0.25x is just so funny :D
@Taxevader-gk9ms4 ай бұрын
i remember "watching" a movie in class that had a F-104 in it. My teacher paused the movie and said the pilot crashed it and died and we just saw the last few minutes of that mans life
@WarThunder-GM4 ай бұрын
Yo Glitch, I'm hungry, throw some beans in yo basement
@OculusNoctis4 ай бұрын
We need CF-105 now.
@neonthefoxprotogen59864 ай бұрын
wait till bro hears about the CF-105
@WinVisten4 ай бұрын
I've never seen Raptor this calm before. He either doesn't consider the F-104 cursed *enough*, or he considers it *so* cursed that it loops back around to 0 again.
@SeSmokki4 ай бұрын
I love my supersonic pencil. I used to hate it but now I'm in love with it. I need me a Starfighter bodypillow.
@BugattiONE6664 ай бұрын
I like Sentry as a recurring character , hes nice
@speedman694204 ай бұрын
The starfighter is good with a good pilot, it can retain speed very well during turns, it was the first fighter jet to get the vulcan, it was made with the suggestions of veteran korean and ww2 pilots who were the most skilled pilots of their time.
@benkavin14733 ай бұрын
When he said "you mean the aircraft thats more unstable than someone in solitary confinement" i half expected a picture of Col. McKinsey to appear.
@ANZACmodels4 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the original concept for the starfighter was drawn on the back of a napkin
@justarandomf-4gphantom1704 ай бұрын
So was the P-51 and P-47.
@eternal59304 ай бұрын
Idea: Raptor roasts the Me262 or Ho 229
@JozMkII4 ай бұрын
First it was the missile, then it was Raptor AND missile, and now we've gone on to accept that it's purely the Raptor who's talking
@droskikong4 ай бұрын
A ROAST VID YIPPIE
@nitro86784 ай бұрын
Is anybody else wondering what Eurobeat song the 104 was listening to? PS: I just figured it out it's Gas Gas Gas. I had to slow it's down to 0.25×
@thunderlucas89234 ай бұрын
This feels wierdly higher quality than previous ones nice
@peanut70984 ай бұрын
Reasons why this is better than the last 2 F-104 roast videos. - Eurobeat - That’s it.
@theplanenerd560015 күн бұрын
Raptor even hates felon outside filming
@Sierra-2084 ай бұрын
Hahaha! And that's why you don't keep the afterburners going constantly during flight!
@Destroyer_212 ай бұрын
YOU GET PAID +$37 MILLION DOLLARS I THINK YOU GET PAID WELL ENOUGH!
@Xinocho-Mito2 ай бұрын
He pays a lot, too
@AirLynAirLinesАй бұрын
I, going back to my hangar i dont get paid enough to deal with this😂😂😂😂
@joshgray83774 ай бұрын
Finally an aircraft I actually know something about
@Terring74 ай бұрын
Fun fact: You can pick a F-104 and use it to build a cool land speed racer, a jet car that runs at 700 kilometers (440 miles) per hour. Purchase one decommissioned F-104, remove and dispose its wings, and add some down force producing aerodynamic trim. Why? Because it will eventually run so fast it can actually take off, and you don't want to fly in a vehicle that's not supposed to fly.
@HMSAtomicDreadnought4 ай бұрын
I hope one day you do the blackburn buccaneer or English electric lightning
@toastergaming77834 ай бұрын
Raptor also tried to roast the Avro Arrow... But nobody came
@nuggiesaviation4 ай бұрын
Aluminum death tube moment
@purabus54504 ай бұрын
"WHISTLEBLOWER" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ЯузаКоллекторная4 ай бұрын
Me 262 vs F-22, First Wunderwaffe vs Modern Wunderwaffe
@guiguiferrand22964 ай бұрын
as a French i confirm that we are crazy
@Ray-the-aviatorАй бұрын
0:49 lawn dart 💀
@testpilotmafia8624 ай бұрын
The F-104 was a fantastic Kelly Johnson design.
@lockheedx334 ай бұрын
Don't forget the time an F-104 was turned into a supersonic car and crashed while attempting a land speed record, killing the female driver inside. North American Eagle, btw. That's what the car was called. And there was the NF-104 incident with Chuck Yeager that was featured in The Right Stuff.
@RWQFSXQCAXB3 ай бұрын
What we should really be looking over is the amount of incidents from the Soviet Union with it's space program and military, and DONT forget the amount of times the turrets of their tanks have flown to space.
@Thebootlegengineer3 ай бұрын
Canada’s best weapon is geese
@jamesjesse97733 ай бұрын
Between a Starfighter and a Marut, I'd take the Marut. Kurt Tank knew what he was doing. It's a shame it never got the engines it needed.
@OSEAN_INTELIGENCE_AGENCY2 ай бұрын
"I already dont like the French because of how crazy they can be", I know how that feels.
@Notaracialslur4 ай бұрын
I actually made a f-104 using a pencil and 4 fucking sticky notes, flys about as good as the real one
@Mrtapemeasure3 ай бұрын
Bro the new mighty machines episode is wild
@Ghostify_4 ай бұрын
As a canadian we dont like the french either, we're being held against our will with them.
@kuronyra17094 ай бұрын
I love how the Raptor is scared to death of the Rafale. XD
@Battleaxegunner4 ай бұрын
Now roast the Boeing 707-385C Phalcon! The plane with a big nose!
@Aquaw0lftamer4 ай бұрын
it can smell a penny from 15 clicks away with that massive schnozz
@tauroadventures78974 ай бұрын
Im sure the F-104 endure more time in the air if stop playing Eurobeat 24/7
@KLUCZESIA4 ай бұрын
Wdym, that's the only thing keeping it from falling into the ground after barely taking off, most of the time...
@SparkleTwintail4 ай бұрын
HELL YEAH, NEW PLANE DESIGN!
@FokkerDR.I4 ай бұрын
I'm surprised that F-22 even know who they are talking about whit out saying his name. I would not longer be surprised that F-22 knows all planes and their info.
@history-nerd09884 ай бұрын
Can we have the fA18/CF18 roast please?
@britishman19224 ай бұрын
1:29 best words to be spoken
@cosmeluiz66263 ай бұрын
This was the most disrespectful thing ever! The Starfighter is his uncle!
@TheThunderkaos4 ай бұрын
Don't mind it is probably Avril testing her dragster
@AgentCelestia24 ай бұрын
Idea: Raptor roasts Delta Airlines, American Airlines, and United Airlines.
@gaelfervargasmoreno70534 ай бұрын
I've always thought that the f22 raptor would say nah i'd win.
@Knight68313 ай бұрын
Considering the USAF was supposed to get 553 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter interceptors (153 104A & 440 104C), 18 Lockheed RF-104A Starfighter spyplanes and 130 Lockheed F-104 Starfighter trainers (26 104B and 104 104D), yeah the USAF maybe dodged a bullet
@Guardforce49514 ай бұрын
0:34 I think more like su-57 is having a break I’m guessing
@Clementinewoofwoof4 ай бұрын
Woah woah, slow down F-22 your back
@michaelscott60224 ай бұрын
Raptor keeps a wary eye on France and French-speaking nations after that 'date' with Mlle. Rafale D'Assault.
@paoloxillo90124 ай бұрын
It’s an F104:😂 It’s Italian, has Jammers, advanced Aim9 and a better engine: 💀
@donalddade56434 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly, the Starfighter was an interceptor, not a fighter. All it needed to be was fast, so small wings.
@Systematic-H22 күн бұрын
The rapter gets paid alot tho xd
@dirtyaxis22554 ай бұрын
What’s ironic about the person who designed the F-104, is that he also designed the Sr-71 Blackbird.
@justarandomf-4gphantom1704 ай бұрын
Kelly Johnson really had two sides of engineering: 1. I am a God that produces flying masterpieces. 2. F-104 go BRRRRRRRRRRR
@dirtyaxis22554 ай бұрын
@@justarandomf-4gphantom170 I asked my cousin a funny question. Which plane did Kelly Johnson design while coked up and the other sober? Is it the starfighter, or the Blackbird? That question confused him to no end.
@LRMc-jn3pb4 ай бұрын
Aww i liked the look of the 104 you could see it needed about 4 ft wider on each side and more wing width front to back so that it would be more stable and offer more hard points for ordnance , but it did look neat .......just saying......
@Aquaw0lftamer4 ай бұрын
How do you make the voice from the "The missile knows where it its" say all this? Was there something you dropped the original MP3 file into to make the voice?
@Eboreg221 күн бұрын
0:33 - Very deceptive choice of words there Felon... **cough*Tu-22*cough**