Fast & Furious Crossroads Angry Review

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

*The game has a short story because they want you to finish the game quickly so that you can spend time with your family.*

[@adnanasif9538]

What about players who have no family. 😢

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Adnan Asif Then they have to spend time with your pets.

[@Jim-lg8sf]

Adnan Asif they need to make a family

[@0001captainawesome]

It's because of the season pass.

[@artificial_S]

Adnan Asif they’re part of a family, no matter if they don’t have parents or related by blood

[@Kaunte]

"I don't even think this game bothered with physics." So it's a faithful adaptation of Fast & Furious then?

[@ロロノアゾロ-h4m]

Ride to Hell, you mean?

[@acreppinstp]

@@ロロノアゾロ-h4m no he means fast and furious cars falling out of airplanes and landing with no damage

[@palanch89]

Tableaux dont compare this trash to the holy grail of all games...

[@bobbyshewan4229]

palanch89 Ride To Hell or Fast And Furious? Lmao cuz I think we found a new Holy Grail here

[@palanch89]

Bobby Shewan all praise to the tru lord n savior ride to hell with cutting edge technology and graphics mechanics and gameplay ❤️😻😩

[@noice7381]

Some gold old-school Angry Review ingredients here: Movie license game, 4 hours long, and corporate commander. New studio looks great, Joe!

[@OutwardLyric]

He didn't do the deep voice edit though lol

[@Spengey]

FOOUUURRR HOOOUUURS Fly off to the right and EXPLODE Ah, brings me back

[@KizaruB]

We haven’t seen Demon Joe in a while

[@johncam8420]

Kinda sad tho an era of the old home is over :(

[@criznittle968]

all it's missing is LJN

[@leo1]

Remember guys: It`s not about quality, it's about family.

[@Lucios1995]

Breadstick?

[@m1dnight426]

This comment aged well 🤣

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

@@m1dnight426 Like a fine wine.

[@jaygooese4242]

This game exists (ding!)

[@Silent-Pain.]

Huhu LeondaGarbo 😂😂

[@ObiJakobe]

"we don't need physics, we got family"

[@leetsUpr3m3]

@Rocky Montana "we dont need family, we got breadsticks"

[@isacctavares1368]

Well said sir. Im surprised that line hasn't been said in any of those movies.

[@Leon-mv1bn]

💀💀

[@sivartb7273]

Physics at home:

[@jalisabrown8486]

Lmao

[@johnwick3715]

Vin Diesel: How much money can i expect at the end of this? The Company: 5% of the outcome... *Month after the release* The Company: Here you go, the 5% we promised... Vin Diesel: $100?

[@matijabjelic4538]

Thats generous

[@danielsan9850]

Why did this comment make me laugh so hard lol

[@Jay9966]

@Брандон Кeллeр ikr 5% at this point is probably -2000 or something

[@megayikes9716]

*Reality* *moth after the release* The Company: Here is the $20000 bill Vin Diesel: Oh I expected a little more than $20000... *looks that it is him having to pay them $20000* Vin Diesel: wtf? The Company: you getting 5% of our loses.

[@hewhobattles8869]

Be seeing you, John.

[@therealMrA]

"Well, this game certainly lives up to its name. It was over fast and left me furious." - A legend during a Steam review

[@waifutrap6236]

Lmao 🤣 such a Underrated comment

[@aszneehitme8691]

I am i the only one who thinks this game looks like asphalt 8

[@soldatdaniels8738]

One of the best brief reviews of all time.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

@@waifutrap6236 Hi Astolfo.....My mind could never make up it's mind about you. One of Japan's most successful creations.

[@waifutrap6236]

@@soldatdaniels8738 😍❣️

[@RaiderReid]

2/10....wow you are generous.

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

1/10 like it's cousin ride to hell

[@someclevername8167]

@@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog I still go back and watch that review sometimes. It’s just a work of art, that one

[@ShiroColdkeyesTheHedgehog]

@@someclevername8167 this should have gotten a 1 out of 10 not a 2

[@dorothymartinez2592]

I love this it's hilarious!!:-):-D^3^;^)

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

He gave it a 2 out of 10 because of the music that made him dance.

[@kozmnavt5158]

9:32 “Physics, I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” Well atleast they got that accurate to the movies

[@graphicsgod]

Ha!!

[@edgekorn3398]

F A X

[@spadezap9728]

That’s what I thought

[@goldjellyfish2452]

Physics: Dom: I don't need physics , I've got family!

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Apparently things like physics don't exist in the F&F universe. *But who the fuck needs that, we have FAMILY.*

[@theinsurance2450]

Joe: the game completely ignores physics. Me: well at least the game is accurate to the movies.

[@internetcampbell2267]

Yup........

[@Brandon2940]

Vin Diesel catching a car in mid-air

[@SDMF04]

...your not wrong!

[@koralreef1198]

the insurance it has to because family

[@misterymisterio8778]

Racing a rocket is definitely something the movies would do.

[@AE-su4wq]

“The game doesn’t even bother with physics” So it’s very faithful to the films.

[@osman_0394]

Lmao

[@laszlodajka9914]

It is stupid at that. So the same goes in that regard.

[@sidtion]

😂Lol

[@CrazyCracka831]

A Fast and Furious game with no explosions.....sounds logical🤔

[@AfricanGiant24]

@@CrazyCracka831 they need micheal bay for that🤣

[@ramanand5187]

Aj and oj : Uncontrollable laughter Alex: Why are we here? Just to suffer?

[@ElTequilla]

To be fair to Alex, the amount of experience in terrible games these two have is on another level

[@XanderPGK]

Every night... I feel my wallet, when it was full, but now it's empty. You feel it too, don't you??

[@dolabala1755]

@@XanderPGK thats why im a pirate

[@jschools1392]

“Physics? I don’t think this game bothered with physics” In the games defense, neither did the movies haha

[@LeoHeist03]

Soo true

[@aliasno.4andover644]

The Movies were Better?

[@Jargon.5]

@@aliasno.4andover644 not really

[@HeatherJWilburn]

@WiiManElite I don’t know man that yacht from 2 was pretty sketchy it actually makes the new movies look normal

[@MegaBYSON]

XD

[@Achillez098]

Ride to Hell Retribution: "Fly off to the right and explode!" Fast and Furious Crossroads: "Fly off to the LEFT and NOT explode!" Guys they're getting it! Game developers are finally learning to innovate!

[@TheREALHugo4]

Better companies did better racing games

[@dr.arkhamplays7209]

Expectations subverted!

[@maruanopl8756]

Sexplode

[@wu1ming9shi]

god, Ride to hell review was definately one of his best lol. It got me into AJS anyway.

[@BoogieWoogieCat]

"Fly off to the right and explode!" is actually a quote from his Sonic Free Riders review. It's hilarious how many shitty games like that mechanic. XD

[@matthewcampos2208]

“Fly off to the left and explode” ... _Vietnam flashbacks to Ride To Hell:Retribution_

[@gaminggoof1542]

XD "He parked the wrong way, shoot him"

[@Jukantos]

My thoughts exactly. In the best and worst kind of way.

[@BioTechEntertainment]

hahaha

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

89 dollars what shit

[@CaveyMoth]

Retribution of my FISTS in the developers' FACES!

[@achaerna.6662]

"A couple months ago, he had a slip and fall in a Olive Garden...." Shit, this channel has better writers than most shows on TV. I certainly smile and laugh more often.

[@jeffreygamer32]

Yeah it really does! I wish I started watching Joe's videos a long time ago he is funny as hell especially reviewing bad games like this!

[@OperatorMax1993]

i know right ? also i do miss the days when he was slim and he had a moustache than a beard but i still love his videos and content as always

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@jeffreygamer32 i wish too only discovered him in 2016 or 2017 but, hey, better late than never

[@jeffreygamer32]

@@OperatorMax1993 yup definitely lol

[@OperatorMax1993]

@@jeffreygamer32 lol

[@potawatadingdong]

This is the most 2002 game I've seen in 18 years.

[@shawnfields2369]

I'm surprised it didn't come out in 2002... that's probably how long it's been in production. And how bad this franchise has been since then.

[@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher]

@@shawnfields2369 And there is a 2003 Fast & Furious game developed by Genki for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox, but sadly it was cancelled.

[@mattc2306]

@@RGBtheRhinoOverwatcher I remember seeing that short trailer back when I had the 2 Fast 2 Furious DVD. Shame that it was cancelled, because that would've been fun to play.

[@xcelron1580]

Probably is from 02 that was in a time capsule and just got minor quality updates.

[@datcat3390]

More like 2011 because it tried to be a NFS The Run Killer.

[@TNovix]

"They won't see us coming because we aren't professionals" Who wrote that garbage logic?

[@JoseRivera-be3bo]

An SJW must've written that dumb line

[@Caderynwolf]

@@JoseRivera-be3bo don't be rediculous.

[@Caderynwolf]

This game has the worst logic in its plot... and that's even for a fast and furious franchise, an ip not exactly known for cerebral storytelling.

[@expendableindigo9639]

Storm Area 51, they can’t stop all of us!

[@Mikx100]

@@JoseRivera-be3bo This games smells like diversity hire summer job all around

[@themagicman6078]

"He hit his head in an olive garden and now all he remembers is "when you're here, you're family"" super underrated vin diesel dig 🤣

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

Vin Diesel on twitter later: Why is everyone sending me Olive Garden memes? I don't even like bread sticks! :)

[@_Guts_-ry3pd]

That clip had me rollllling

[@SirBumRush]

I look forward to shitty games like this. Not to play them of course but to watch a absolute gold mine review from Joe lmao.

[@edgekorn3398]

“I don’t even think this game bothered with physics” They don’t have physics,they got family

[@nightruler666]

*Anime intensifies*

[@beetee3278]

It has been a while we've got a proper Angry "ANGRY" review

[@KizaruB]

We did get Predator a few months ago

[@bigzachful]

I guess thats technically a good thing.

[@bigzachful]

Predator is actually fun. Just not worth the price tag.

[@raidengoodman8754]

bigzachful predator lost it’s steam after a few hours of playing

[@ZanmeksArchives]

you forgot TLOU2

[@MenelisiDladla]

Can’t believe this game and Ghost of Tsushima are the same price

[@adrianjuarez1162]

Explicit Sage would rather get ghost of Tsushima than this garbage.

[@jackmehoff5541]

Adrian juarez no shit

[@lukecasey2830]

@@adrianjuarez1162 Really? I don't know. Havent made my mind up yet

[@sammckinney7053]

@@adrianjuarez1162 omg no way i think anybody with commob sense wound do the same

[@HonduranMegatron]

Adrian juarez That’s like saying you would rather get ice cream than day old flavorless oatmeal Of course you would rather get Ghost of Tsushima It’s a no brainer at this point

[@jbark678]

This review is the best possible outcome for this game.

[@efesezer8206]

exactly

[@SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm]

This game looks pretty accurate to the movies, senseless monotony that's devoid of logic and physics while Vin Diesel growls at you about family

[@molin1310]

yeah, but at least the movies aren't low budget

[@THENINJAWARRIOR31]

actually made me laugh lol

[@goodnesswhy]

@@molin1310 And each film is cheaper to purchase than this game!

[@adapalis]

@@molin1310 no the movies are just low quality

[@wenbjiang9534]

"cars are faster than missiles"

[@nplittle7827]

Moral of the story: Never park in the wrong direction folks, offenders will be penalized! If you park in the correct direction? You're family.

[@nerdock4747]

And DEFINITELY don't fly off to the right, as you will explode.

[@jdunnatl]

His laughter was cracking me up! 😂🤣

[@neon_one_neo3317]

Lmao

[@Morvi]

Vin Diesels head isn't way near shiny enough. Personally I wanted to be able to blind my enemies with that circular orb of raw power.

[@honourandfamily4526]

Bald!!!!

[@GLXY23]

@@honourandfamily4526 MY EYES!!!!

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Bahahahahahahhahahahahaqhagagagagagagagagagagagaga Good one

[@hewhobattles8869]

LOL OMFG

[@GoldInk-ds5up]

😂😂😂😂

[@varialles2164]

22:25 "the visual diarrhea" Is that an "Angry Video Game Nerd" reference?

[@alexeyeliseev6322]

@BlackWatchAmbush actually, there was a Board James (another one of James Rolfe characters) episode called "Loopin' Louie" where they play that game at E3, and Angry Joe makes an appearance at one point. ...I know it's not much, but it's something.

[@regalxp8868]

IGN: *“It Makes You Feel Like Family”*

[@RGEGaming16]

IGN: "It has a little something for everyone."

[@elidenzel7202]

IGN: "Like Skyrim with cars"

[@dheemanghoshal2330]

@@RGEGaming16 Rofl the dunkey memes have reached this channel

[@unclephillymya]

IGN: “the introduction of family in this franchise was amazing”

[@unclephillymya]

IGN: too many families

[@PatSr205]

I'm actually impressed Joe got Vin Diesel to come play himself in the skits. That was really cool to see👍

[@Zay-wt6yk]

*B I G G E R*

[@chadcooley7994]

jbiehlable I love Vin diesel wheelman. A lot more enjoyable than this game

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Yeah, Joe's budget is crazy!

[@veryadequateconsultation4952]

I saw this comment before fully watching the video, & now I’m angry, but I’m also not angry at the same time.

[@phil_zupra_b5880]

Vin Diesel is T H I C C

[@Aixalld]

""It's sad this game got delayed so much it was supposed to come out on the ps2 but was delayed until now"" lol

[@762x69]

Some Duke Nukem forever development right there 😂😂

[@vegasthunder4208]

@@762x69 Duke Nukem Forever is game of the year compared to this absolute dumpster fire 🔥 🔥

[@Waarghh100]

much or match?

[@Aixalld]

@@Waarghh100 lol its my dyslexia

[@Waarghh100]

@@Aixalld LMAO Ikr.🤣

[@Jm-ki4su]

vin diesel is so good at communication, that he's able to jump between two rockets without falling

[@SuperMisteryMan01]

Vin diesel is stronger than the earth’s own gravitational pull

[@alphatrion4365]

Vin Diesel can do anything, cause it's about family.

[@mas8705]

Friendly reminder: This was the game that capped off the VGAs last year. The last "Big reveal" of the night.

[@kanon951]

They paid some good money for it.

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

What a total scam

[@TheGloriousLeader]

😂🤣

[@Alex_Logan22]

mas8705 Yea all I can think about is how poorly it reflects on Game Awards and Keighley’s disappointment/shame. He probably thought the game might shake out good since it’s from the devs of Project Cars, didn’t realize it was just a cash-in.

[@ForeverLaxx]

Like nearly all award shows, they're total jokes.

[@absence9443]

Why does Alex always look like the parent caring for their little Joes?

[@nilugi2556]

Do you think if he has a child he will name it Joe? so we have manys OJ

[@maddragon3076]

@@nilugi2556 little Joe.

[@HappyDude1]

Because He big 😁

[@TheNateaudio]

Someone has to be the straight man. I love Joe and OJs antics, but Alex brings a much needed "adult in the room" vibe when they are going off the rails.

[@hamsters7760]

... man, personally I find Alex frequently the most insightful and reasonable of the three. I love his addition. It's more noticable when they're covering movies though.

[@NebLleb]

Sonic Fast & Furious Free Riders to Hell Part II: Mindjack Sample edition.

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

More like Sonic's Fast and Furious Free Riders to Hell: Crossroads Retribution.

[@KawaiiKing64]

A racing-shooting game that mixes racing concepts from Sonic Free Riders, Fast & Furious Crossroads, and Ride To Hell, mixed with shooting concepts from Mindjack and the combat sections of Ride to Hell Holy mother of god

[@dylanaroberts97]

Playing that would put Joe into a coma.

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

Gameplay like this can make Joe Crash and Burn Like Richard Petty at the Super Speedway.

[@rpgamezzz270]

Oh god please no! That would kill him immediately. And i love Angry Joe

[@mike353]

This game was actually fantastic, the best end credits I’ve ever seen.

[@Judokasting]

Poor Alex, He so often looks like they are holding him hostage and forcing him to play these games, lol.

[@RazielTheUnborn]

I'm positive that is the case. If it wasn't for the fact he gets paid it is kidnapping.

[@Frank7G]

LOL 😆 🤣 Facts

[@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy]

Pretty sure he has depression he

[@Dusse_Bigelo]

MrOrigamitsunami takes one to know one I noticed but I love how he still tries I hope they notice and help him

[@YourVideosDogchitHeresWhy]

@@Dusse_Bigelo ur rihht I have it aswell its kind of torture when ur the odd one out, another clue is that he has a lot of philosophys that don't tie in with Joe and Joe its weird but I can tell that way too

[@RazielIgor]

"Too much family, 7.8/10" -IGN

[@beavisbonce]

Raziel Igor that joke has been done to death

[@OmarAlikaj]

Too little Minions.

[@YakAlmighty]

This game really makes you feel like you're in a family

[@sho9585]

that's too low for IGN standard should be an 8.5/10 or 9/10 at least

[@RazielIgor]

@@sho9585 /watch?v=QZIR-eZdvGk

[@ThePike220]

this review will generate more revenue than the PC sales of this game lmao.

[@VaidasMaldzius]

its true lmao :D

[@Japaneseanimeguy]

There's far better stuff to spend money on, like hentai, or waiting for Re-Reckoning. Just a couple of weeks to go. Maybe Joe will cover it since he liked the original. In the new year it even gets new content.

[@rhodes9169]

I dunno mate there's some pretty stupid people out there

[@TheWolfDude91]

Trust me, there are enough morons in this world on wich u can make money on... they will buy it

[@wu1ming9shi]

@@Japaneseanimeguy Y-you pay for hentai? Oh, the games. Nevermind.

[@Connor.trashy]

Who would've guessed the ending was foreshadowing Fast and the Furious 9

[@notkimpine]

spoiler alert: roman and tej launched into space in f9!

[@ethanedwards3357]

Do I wanna know where that profile picture's from?

[@mathunit1]

@@ethanedwards3357 So you're in the rabbit hole as well? :3

[@brysonkuervers2570]

What are you talking about. Man was just weary to ask the furry where that pfp was from

[@MenelisiDladla]

This game makes you want to stop playing it and spend time with your family

[@kobra6660]

Heah spend time buy all the movies and watch with the family

[@AlphaladZXA]

I think people already have been for like 8 months

[@sobari745]

The most evil sin a game can commit.

[@alberik666]

Omg!!!

[@KEYTV13]

This game reminds me of a ps2 driving game. Can’t go over curbs, driving looks stiff, just overall everything.

[@theoriginalmedzgaming476]

@WarScorn Tokyo drift. Underrated gem

[@David-nq8cv]

And the fact it's a current gen and released this year, that's honestly a pathetic game

[@shanewhittier7438]

Driver You Are The Wheelman for ps1

[@AlexSchwartzATV]

for real, the stiff driving and stiff camera angles are sooooo fucking amateur

[@gurjindersingh3843]

Are you saying the Best NFS, GT, Twisted Metal and Burnout Games are Trash?

[@Ivanus59]

"They are prepared to defend versus highly trained professionals, BUT they're NOT prepared against idiots!" LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAH

[@shawneastridge8180]

Area 51 raid logic.

[@cylthean]

I thought it may of had to do with how the antagonist weren't expecting such a small scale attempt. It sounds like the protagonist are unknown strangers. In regards to that, the protagonist may have a chance at engaging under the radar? Idk, this game is definitely not something I want to give a chance of reasoning to.

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@adventurerretro3766]

It's been nearly 10 years and AngryJoe is stil talking about how awful Sonic free riders is. lol

[@thepassingstatic6268]

Some scars never heal

[@lewisjasonroxas632]

"You parked in wrong direction!" "Shoot him!" LOL.

[@agrey832]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gabrieltorres7596]

That's a line that I can imagine hearing it from South Park 🤣

[@Angyali]

@@gabrieltorres7596 In todays madhouse world, I can imagine that even from the cops.

[@adamsnell2088]

@@Angyali Yeah, maybe if you park in the wrong direction pointing a firearm at the cops they'll shoot you. Idiot.

[@jaygooese4242]

In the words of Daffy Duck shoot t h e m now shoot t h e m now but

[@DerAnanasKing]

with a price of 90$, they only need to sell one game to break even.

[@HappyDude1]

I think the hole budget is going to Vin diesel Sow there was nothing left for the game

[@acidsugarz]

"A couple years ago, he had a slip and fall in Olive Garden and all he remembers is 'When you're here, you're family'." oh my god 🤣🤣🤣

[@DarkkingForever]

I almost choked on my sandwich when I heard that. Lmfaoo

[@weebvoiceguy474]

"It makes Lawbreakers seem like the most popular game of the year" I'm wheezing xD

[@ElliYeetYT]

Looks like Ride To Hell: Retribution had a baby.

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

A hellspawn

[@sanken21]

@GamerCalledBen MMPR MEGA BATTLE also

[@kobra6660]

Theres gonna be so many sequels how much money can they get out of this series

[@Thrakus]

It is the cancelled unreleased Ride To Hell 2 they just added the Fast & Furious name to it.

[@kobra6660]

@@Thrakus it's the trailer to the new movie and just wait till they make a sequel to the game they really know how to milk a series

[@RaPtOr9600]

Vin Diesel is better modeled in Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. Game from 2004.

[@Arksel06]

That game was awesome.

[@war10zx98]

I would burn a pile of shitty games to have a new riddick game.

[@RaPtOr9600]

@@war10zx98 Yeah me too, Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena was great too.

[@Mr_T_Badger]

And had Vin Diesel’s games company made this game it might have been good.

[@landoFPV]

I had never played, but looked up the gameplay. And HOLY SHIT you weren't kidding!! Like this game and that game are right about on Par with each other in their models. That is the most telling thing. The company who developed this should have their entire careers revoked, and banned from ever making another game. That is truly despicable. Obviously a case of what is least amount of work and money they could put in to get this crap somewhat playable and sold for $60. There are not enough adjectives to describe how garbage that is.

[@JamesPrime1]

“Physics. I don’t even think this game bothered with physics.” Well, at least the game stuck to the source material.

[@carolprice1389]

I know of a racing game with glitches even funnier than this one and that is wear you have fun the glitches.

[@smithwesson1896]

@@carolprice1389 "Racing" is put loosely

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Honestly those aren't glitches, they're on-brand, in-universe Stand Abilities

[@vladthe3rd414]

Physics? Who needs physics when you have ... family!

[@smithwesson1896]

@@carolprice1389 Is it over the road by any chance?

[@walnzell9328]

9:08 The second he crashes into that mound the credits for people who made the environments shows up. That is the worst first impression I have ever seen in a game.

[@kachowski7081]

“I don’t think this game bothered with physics” ah yes just like the movies

[@aleksandarsavevski377]

Yeah cause "Family"

[@MegaBYSON]

And the movies are great

[@Pwnstared]

@@MegaBYSON They are, but he's right that they aren't exactly accurate to real life.

[@Diablotiamo88]

Pwnstar your joking about the movies being great right?

[@Pwnstared]

@@Diablotiamo88 well, great for what they are: dumb action flicks

[@GameRiot]

Ahh I can hear myself

[@Torobuck]

Hello love your vids @GameRiot

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

ya me to

[@DrWho2008t101]

good channel

[@Kryptix0III]

Legend

[@KrypticStudiosCorp]

"When you hitch a rocket into space you don't need oxygen, we got family."

[@williamyoung9401]

You NEVER cross the streams!

[@OverLorD768]

Oh, boy, this aged well now that F&F9 is out.

[@jaygooese4242]

And then question why is there so many Fast and Furious movies now

[@thekiller7994]

@@jaygooese4242 because family

[@grumpycat1178]

0/10 Not enough explosions. -*Michael Bay*

[@adlibbed2138]

and ironically, his trailer of NFS The Run looks more grounded in comparison to this game, in fact that trailer was played against everything that made him being infamous of

[@Local_commentor]

That cat picture is more dead than my dog

[@grumpycat1178]

@@Local_commentor How dare you

[@Local_commentor]

@@grumpycat1178 my dog died tho

[@gabbytimpug8399]

@@Local_commentor rip :(

[@jacklarsen4]

Corporate commander is back from hell just in time for the avengers game.

[@SafetyBriefer]

I bet that’s what they were alluding to in the video. Good catch.

[@leeviheiskanen1271]

Gotta love Spider-Man coming to that game exclusively to PS consoles... 6 months after game is released

[@Uldihaa]

And I can just imagine the commander's gloating when that game is released. Being able to finally get his hands firmly on the biggest franchise in recent history must be a dream come true for him.

[@Alex_Logan22]

Uldihaa Fast & Furious has been up there as one of the biggest franchises too, yet there’s a tall difference between this quick cash-in and Avengers.

[@Uldihaa]

@@Alex_Logan22 You mean the game that has already gotten a mixed response to its "beta" (really just paid-for early access)? The one that locked a major character to a specific console? You know, the character that won't even be in the game until six months after launch (and likely into the first month or so of the PS5's launch). Are you talking about the game that has already sold itself to Verizon and Virgin?

[@lelouche25]

Corporate Commander is just like my dad, he only comes into my life when he needs money,

[@Antonio-tk7tz]

damn son

[@TheDjentleman1349]

Lmao, my dad was like that, left him in the lurch a long time ago

[@Spidermanspiderman3923]

Geba f

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

"Are ya money son?"

[@WesternState731]

I thought his name was captain corporation

[@sands201]

This is the best game since Ride to Hell: Retribution

[@izzyaisa3179]

Worst*

[@Agentohyeah]

No best

[@theghostcritic6613]

Troll!

[@canofsteelcan6795]

@@izzyaisa3179 no its best because this game have family

[@chewyuanqiang]

Yeah it is the best game. The best game to roast, insult and use as target practice.

[@I_am_a_cat_]

I like how everytime joe breaks out laughing, the 3rd guy takes a drink cus he feels awkward not laughing

[@Darkgun231]

"The game ain't worth even $20." That's how I feel about most Triple A games these days.

[@djcogdill9263]

It's sad what the state of gaming has become.

[@Darkgun231]

@The Legend 27 Returns to KZbin I've just been disappointed by the games being offered by Triple A these past could years.

[@djcogdill9263]

@The Legend 27 Returns to KZbin The amount of game content locked behind paid dlc, especially with companies like Capcom last gen with on disc dlc, and how broken games like Fallout 76 and Anthem are when they come out as well as the increased focus on microtransactions with most, if not all sports games, and Fortnite is inspiring more and more games to do battle passes and seasons with their online content which I personally hate. There's also companies like EA purchasing companies like Bioware and completely running them into the ground then closing them destroying any hope of a resurgence of those companies. I could go on and on, but I think you get the point.

[@IlDeimos]

Your not wrong.

[@DeathCluntch]

Bro NOT even for a dollar... it should be for free on the internet lol

[@DCGMatthew1]

The most fun part of this game is refunding it.

[@randommanofculture2673]

Just that feeling makes it a 10/10

[@francisjohnson2374]

The most fun part is revisiting the golden poop of 2020: Ride to Crossroad- Retribution. Confirm.

[@UnicornByDefault]

This game did ONE thing right and that was letting us witness genuine laughter from the angry bois

[@wolfpackwarriors]

Haha fr tvo

[@JeremyBX]

“Is That a foukin’ Dinosaur?! AOH SHEEUT, HIT THE NOS” ~Other Joe, 2020

[@shpongle7322]

that shit had me rollin when he starts spinning around lmfao

[@drifterkidz1714]

I guess this review is why we would get a Jurassic Park crossover lol

[@Elsanna7]

Remember folks: It's all about family.

[@gamingbetaprotrotype1152]

Taylan Oran and family - PS2 looking Vin Diesel

[@Phanthief95]

Familia

[@theplayerguy4505]

Thanks daddy now I know

[@DOOMStudios]

No it’s about the money and family

[@Chasibannac]

Crossfamily~

[@gagecameron5672]

My expectations for this game were low, but holy shit...

[@chinghamburger2200]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@onwonaameyaw9148]

shit was lower than my self esteem

[@viimii2370]

Wait a minute? I remember hearing people being EXCITED for this game. What happened?

[@solitary2]

Vii Mii WHO?! WHO WAS EXCITED?! 😂😂😂

[@leoaltivez7161]

@@viimii2370 excited to thrash

[@KizaruB]

One thing to say to the developers of this game: “ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!”

[@mikelmccormick9496]

ARE YO- ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND

[@Delaretro_]

Lmfao

[@julianx2rl]

These are the same developers who had the nerve to advertise this at the end of the Game Awards, so I'm pretty sure they are.

[@1406-u7q]

Avgn: WHAT THE F WERE THEY THINKING??!!! Angry joe: ARE YOU...ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??!!!

[@KizaruB]

julianx2rl at this point, the Game Awards is more about the trailers and advertisements than the actual awards

[@mravg79]

I watched number of reviews of this abomination. But this one convinced me - good laughter has multiple positive effects on your body. So I will definitely buy it..... when it is in bundle in a 1$ tier. :) have a nice time gaming!

[@xlLEWISlx]

That muscle suit almost broke me "Too much muscle" - IGN - 4/10 reps

[@wolfeyq7536]

Muscle suit? I don't recall seeing one. Was pretty awesome for vin to actually come out and do the skits with Joe tho.

[@nomissiontodifficult3054]

Ride to hell retribution: Finally a worthy oppenent our battle will be legendary

[@Sn0w_Official]

Gold

[@someguy8951]

I expect to see a fight like endgame

[@villager01x12]

God. Angry Joe’s Ride To Hell review was funniest shit out there

[@bludfire01]

I knew i would find a comment about that game 😂

[@wacky-physics7506]

why always the driving games?

[@ijustsawthat]

Angry Joe video has more production value than the actual game.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Let's make a driving game where it's nearly impossible to drive! Also, we're going to speedbump the players by making them watch cutscenes and drive at 2Mph. in a game called *FAST* & FURIOUS!!!

[@StoneColdza]

Man, this review was pure comedy gold. I can keep watching this and LMAO each time. Awesome stuff Joe, keep it up :D

[@ADHDProcrastination]

“That’s not very family” had me dying. This was one of the funniest AJ reviews in a while.

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

That ain't how family works, man.

[@JBrander]

This review is giving me Ride to Hell: Retribution vibes. And I'm all for it.

[@thehunter7422]

Or mix both of one of the best reviews together . Sonic Free Ride to Hell . Lol

[@TheREALHugo4]

And kinect review.

[@issahumps]

Yup 😆

[@jdpragmatic8644]

Fly off to the left, and explode Fly off to the right, and explode But even RTH: Retribution had explosions

[@MK12082]

AJs best review of all time. I still watch it every once in a while for a good laugh.

[@andresgonzalez887]

"they are prepared to hadle trained profesionals but there are not prepared for 3 amateurs" LOL WTF!!??

[@skynet0912]

Just like in real life! A countries military is prepared to handle combat against highly trained special forces, but throw a few random idiots you pulled from the streets at them, and they have no idea what to do!

[@Egalia_1]

“If I don’t know what I’m doing, the enemy can’t predict it!” The only time I’ve seen this kind of work is in smash

[@ivannierez7731]

@@skynet0912 IKR, bay of piglets much? LMAO

[@robbietorkelsonn8509]

@@skynet0912 or a virus

[@FELCommentary]

That's like some shit they would say in Red vs. Blue AS A JOKE.

[@kylewhite9383]

6:24 *Alex facepalms* "It ain't that funny guys..."

[@mayafeyplushie2025]

The Game is short so you can spend more time with THE FAMILY

[@IR-Fan]

If that's the case, might as well not buy this game instead and spend my money for my FAMILY.

[@deepblume6611]

@@IR-Fan maybe that is the actually purpose of this game

[@JaydevRaol]

😂

[@USSAnimeNCC-]

Golden XD

[@GodotOfficial]

They intentionally made the game easy so that you would finish quickly and spend more time with your *family*

[@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299]

My Fam makes the best bread sticks!

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

My family argues ALOT so totally not my game

[@sharpnificent7368]

Shorter playtime means more time for your 17 cups of coffee.

[@happytimeharry9ll]

Holy shit the "He slipped and fell in an Olive Garden" was hilarious.

[@asas-ct7vs]

Explain?

[@tiffanypascual3952]

I missed the Joe Raging 4 HOURSSSS!!!! so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRogueWolf]

Other Joe: "Hello, I'd like to report that I recently hit a tree with my car." Insurance Adjuster: "From what direction did you hit the tree, sir? North, south, east or west?" Other Joe: "Um... above...."

[@762x69]

At least he could actually say the tree came outta nowhere due to texture pop in 😂😂

[@devilgames2217]

😂🏆

[@graphicsgod]

"My van sudden went 'sideways' into a tree." "You mean you turned toward the tree??" "No your not understanding me, the car 'slid' sideways into the tree!!" "Sir are you drunk?!?"

[@typerez1727]

@@graphicsgod no hes dead

[@abeidiot]

@@762x69 forget texture it's entire object pop in

[@afoldingchair5728]

“When your here you’re family” . Best skits ever Joe

[@downfromthereeefters]

That shit had me laughing

[@thedukeofdeathpt6262]

Lol, that's actually a Family Guy reference. Look it up

[@DrinkCactusCooler]

Breadstick?

[@Vallarok117]

I haven't laughed that fucking hard in a long time!

[@polymorphing9195]

This game being just a cash grab didn’t take anyone by surprise

[@762x69]

The surprise is that they even bothered trying to 🔥😂

[@Wandering_Chemist]

Yeah but come on man this is just a piece of shit and should have never been allowed to be created let alone released. So there’s that.

[@BedbugGaming]

Is it really a cash grab if nobody buys it?

[@Dermetsu]

Just like the movies! Cheap cash grabs.

[@LEXICON-DEVIL]

No because Mr Diesel looked into my eyes and said he's a gamer just like us. He's one of us remember? He wouldn't lie to us would he?

[@Vursector]

This, and fallout 76 reviews are the best videos on KZbin. Good job joe. We love you

[@James-gj8rn]

That old school Angry Joe charm shines through, i miss when he got mad like this :)

[@James-gj8rn]

@@ascissordollynamedgwen9409 you gotta admit, you miss it too :)

[@KlutzyBoss]

I only watch his reviews when it's a shit game and he's angry

[@BionikleFG]

Games been getting better, shitty license games are getting rarer

[@Roland_Duson]

Its was that bad.

[@firmak2]

But its good, that means there arent many shitty games

[@Cruddy129]

Vin Diesal's model character looks like a a cardboard cutout of Mr.Clean Also, Joe giving this a 2/10 is far too generous

[@user-mn7dk2mt8j]

Cuz it makes you laugh about how bad it is but if you are depressed it won't work

[@rascoehunter3608]

What is up with his head? He looks like a bobble head.

[@johngeary6727]

My a -2 out 10

[@Spiderrtank]

1/10 would be reserved for unplayable games or games that wreck your hardware

[@robfox6103]

I LOVE how corporate commander is in hell cause they canonically killed him in a previous review lmao

[@FaezGhani]

But the previous review was just his body double

[@notkimpine]

12:11 my reaction to ellie and dina in the last of us...

[@JackIsNotInTheBox]

I feel bad for the actors that promoted the game who didn't know any better about games.

[@emperorfaiz]

Whatever the amount of cash the publisher paid to them to promote hopefully worth it.

[@tyrongkojy]

Irrelevant. Contractual obligations. Even if they know, they HAVE to do it. Pity them.

[@jprsfragoso]

The only reason these games still exist is so Joe can make me laugh non stop for 40 min.... and I am glad for it.

[@Darksky1001able]

"16 times the muscles!" Me: 16 TIMES THE FAMILY!!!!

[@creationsmaxo]

16 times the price it's actually worth.

[@Jargon.5]

16 times the detail.

[@greenghost2212]

@@creationsmaxo 😂

[@MissNeonNyx]

I love Corporate Commander. That character makes me laugh every time.

[@HBKshowstopper]

I wish Corporate Commander was my friend. What a swell guy he is!

[@terminator499]

Other Joe is a national treasure, he must be protected.

[@pabl0sauced0]

They must make an Oscar called the other joe award for the most versatile actors, the man can play anything from a lil girl to a steroid vin diesel😂🏆

[@rifanifauzi3861]

Remember back when people were hatin' on Other Joe in his early days on this channel? Now he becomes the essential part on sketches 😉

[@terminator499]

@@rifanifauzi3861 they did? Why?

[@rifanifauzi3861]

@@terminator499 i don't know, maybe because he was new and people thought that AJ didn't need any additional sidekick on screen... But OJ won them over now i guess 😄

[@rifanifauzi3861]

@@terminator499 AJ even had to warn those people directly on chat to stop harassing OJ with horrible comments

[@lyravain6304]

The logic of the game at 22:00 is the same as a person going "I've never been trained in martial arts, if I pick a fight with a trained martial artist, I'll win because I'm upredictable!". It... it doesn't work that way. It REALLY does NOT work that way.

[@aarontyus7072]

It’s simple, the enemy can’t predict what I’m gonna do if I don’t even know what I’m gonna do 😂😂😂

[@lyravain6304]

@@aarontyus7072 I know you're likely saying it as a joke, but it REALLY doesn't work that way. Body mechanics is a thing and someone trained in combat knows and takes advantage of that. Also; they will have far better reflexes and ingrained motions than someone who has no idea what they're doing. Which goes past the point that throwing a punch is actually risky if you don't know how to do it right. Sorry for the rant, it's late and I have a headache, it is not my intention to appear snappy.

[@aarontyus7072]

@@lyravain6304 lol it’s cool I gotchu, I just think it’s funny that the writers who made that game were being serious and actually thought that it made sense 😭

[@blastedoff8696]

Lets be honest, Vin Deasel looks like Mr.Clean in this game.

[@Mr0901]

@King Greed mr family

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

Clean and swole. Lol

[@arkwright4354]

The Fast and the Clean (probably sponsored by Mr. Clean)

[@bestfiddle8100]

Lmao

[@nour2146]

23:48 well, they ended up going to space

[@93MANIAC]

In a Pontiac Fiero

[@chaos_knight_xy]

Never a good sign, when corporate commander is on the thumb nail.

[@bstd__]

I knew it would be an entertaining video when I saw that😂

[@VladKV2]

"I don't even think this game bothered with physics." Neither did the movies.

[@0001captainawesome]

They still had gravity

[@GDRobbye]

At least the movies are entertaining and don't cost $90

[@MarioMoreno-tt3hr]

“Couple years ago, he had a slip and fall at an Olive Garden and all he can remember now is when you’re here, you’re family” LMAO.

[@jdjjdmdmkdk195]

And a season pass..

[@gaminggoof1542]

Yeah. But now I want Olive Garden

[@Mr___f]

That part got me lol

[@hackingmongoose]

“This car has four slap chops” Im dead 😂

[@watchulookinat271]

This car has FOUR!! SLAP CHOPS!!. *slow mo* FOOOOOOUR SLAAAP CHOOOPS!!