Uncle Eli Talks, Dating Older Women, Weird Nigerian Traditions & Hiding Your Partner From Socials

In this episode Uncle Eli clears age rumours, discusses expectations when dating, his modelling career and more!
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CT - Uncle Eli
00:20 - Intro 🎬
01:28 - Guest Introduction 🗣️
05:07 - Hot Topics of the Week 🚨
Most Promiscuous Countries in the World (05:11)
Londoners are the Loneliest in UK (18:21)
How old is Uncle Eli? (23:30)
Dating Older Women (27:22)
Showering Once a Week (32:55)
Yung Miami Vs JT, City Girls Feud (42:28)
46:58 - WinorBin 🔥🗑️
Ghosting when dating (47:43)
Surprising your partner at their work/home (01:03:39)
01:09:05 - Growing Up in a West African Home🌍
01:28:40 - Question of the Week: How long do you wait to go public with your partner? ❓
01:39:07 - Are You Smart? 🤓
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Season 2, Episode 24

[@amkabi]

The backhanded compliments are just too funny😭

[@lolalolady]

Please don’t kill me! I’m at work cutting up 🤣. Love when the siblings are together. Y’all’s humor is unmatched

[@Mspowell30]

Literally hilarious

[@Solotanna_]

“Plus size” “thunder thighs” Joyce Abeg!

[@destinye]

I love when you bring your brother on the show. Imagine an episode with uncle Eli and Grace that would be amazing. 👏🏾❤

[@shantalleboateng5477]

I agree!!

[@Queenangietv]

That episode will go viral !!!!!!!!!!! Must happen!

[@twcc9853]

That must be a 3 hour episode straight uo

[@olwethunomvete4353]

Not Mr wide waist 😭

[@truerockreviews]

Your mum is bursting with pride right now … I am at the moment and I’m not even your mum . Well done Joyce and Elijah !

[@johnomolade2955]

Joyce and Eli singing Yinka Ayefele NEEDS to go viral 🤣- I love it.

[@mariaadebisi5349]

I was singing along differently

[@ogphemomodibedi3026]

I love how Eli respects his sister.. They joke and all but you can tell he has soo much respect for her. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Chuuzus]

lmao the way he kept saying plus size modelling 🤣🤣

[@giftssa]

The way Uncle Eli shouted “bomboclak”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@uniquelady1234]

Wasn't this just filmed yesterday, wow, come through work ethic, I can already tell I'm going to be creasing, the sibling vibes are always the best 😂❤

[@mella.noire36]

Eli’s take on the city girls has killed me😂

[@olwethumiti6065]

😭😭The “Haibo”s from Eli are dusting me 😭cause they’re literally perfectly placed and used in the right context ,where he learn that from huhhh🤣

[@amahlegumede2967]

They must just come here fr😂😂😂

[@stardustmammie]

😂😂 Right? By the way, as a South African, I didn't know our girlies are baddies like that hey?

[@zukisapikoli9493]

​@stardustmammie didn't think we're outside like that 😭😭

[@Nwaii_24]

The "Haibo" took me out😭😭😭😭😭 How can you not like Uncle Eli

[@dbrxh]

The Yinka Ayefele appreciation was my favourite part😂😂😂❤

[@F-N-Z-01]

The Yinka Ayefele section was 🔥. Hope he gets to see the love you guys were showing. Our legends will be so pleased to see young ones in the diaspora give them their flowers

[@toblorone96]

No please the Jt and Young Miami bit 😂😂😂 you guys are too funny

[@Kayceeeeeeee544]

I actually died 😂😂😂😂 he said what will we do listen to actual artists like wizkid 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zeeclifford6110]

“Say sorry now or I’ll get mad”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julianakakembo55]

“But sometimes you don’t bath”🤣Joyce is so quick when she comes for her brother😂 also she’ll always bring up that one relationship of his😭😂

[@sonotieno229]

The household must have had soooo many jokes.... Joyce, Eli AND Grace?????

[@Kayceeeeeeee544]

Their mum did her big one

[@_xyesha]

lmaoooo when she kept repeating PLUS SIZE😂😂😂😂

[@AngwiTacho]

But wait .. the constant adding of “plus size” 😭😭 an anhhhhh

[@LoveSoca]

Joyce is too wicked. I was cracking up 😂

[@MO-hn1rz]

Lmfao! Nah that Yinka Ayefele breakdown brings back memories. I’m about to go on a long drive and play that album.

[@228jessie]

I loveeeee the episodes with your brother smmm🥹🥹 the sibling bants always does it for me 😂💕 I love you guys’ relationship, pure good vibes 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🥰

[@oseogieuadiale9141]

That yinka ayefele interlude was neededdd!😭

[@evannealarnah]

This episode had me HOWLING😂 the joy you two bring to my day mannn

[@adebisijoseph8795]

This has to be my favorite episode 😂😂😂. I am Nigerian living in Nigeria and I can definitely relate to everything 😭😂 Now I had to do go download Yinka Ayefele’s music😂 such a nostalgic feeling!

[@terriandrews2377]

Nahhh the way I cried throughout the episode !! 😭😭 Elijah is a movieeeee

[@giftssa]

You two together👌🏾 I laughed and smiled the whole wayyyy😂😂 more of uncle Eli!!!!

[@a_mochaa]

Laughing from beginning to end. This episode is so relatable 😂😂

[@shyaluyvone7336]

Twenty-ONE??!!! .now I can’t unsee it

[@PartyMusicOnDeck]

Ngl last week I was upset there was no episode 😭 but this was the best episode all year!! And 2+ hours??? 😢 it’s the love for me

[@comicalchristine1014]

Great episode as usual you both bounce of each other. That episode with your oldest sister. Can not wait for that.

[@Stashbunni]

The whole family is perfect

[@AissaDiallo-md1qq]

Literally family full of comedians😂😂😂😂

[@pearlmckay7123]

Omggg they’re acc siblings ??! how did I not know this 😭

[@raissac2]

LITERALLY

[@sandrauba03]

I was cheesing the whole episode 😭😭 such a great episode 👏🏾👏🏾🔥

[@TinkOutLoud]

I’m never going to finish this episode! The way I keep rewinding bits 2-3 times, just for vibes and laughs. 😂😂

[@Mrodus]

Your realness is out of this world. Officially I'm a big fan. My best podcaster. More grace, talking about your mom gave me memories. Love it too much

[@Sofelandd]

Joyce. Uncle. Eli, thanks. I fully appreciated this episode ❤

[@dza6516]

Yessss the deadly duo is back ❤🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@chioma4392]

Man said mr wide waist 😭😭😭😭💀I loved this episode

[@kokomonroeneverstop]

You two together are toooooo funnny , loved this episode 😂😂😂😂

[@mshells.x]

5 mins in and I’m already creasing😭😭😭😭

[@Queenangietv]

Loveeeeee when uncle Eli comes on!!! You two together is f’in hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💛💛💛💛

[@i_am_crt]

that wee conversation was wild...

[@JustMe2023_]

Omg literally cry laughing THROUGHOUT!!!! Love this chemistry and the singing finished me 😩❤❤❤

[@pikachudemsy9751]

Bro I love your videos pls never stop posting 😭❤️I’m a varsity students and I do my research papers while listening to you ❤️

[@Mspowell30]

The way am cracking uppp wow thanks needed a good laugh wow I havnt really laughed in years (so it feels like)

[@megansinor6575]

So glad ur brother is back he had me dying with that Olaf hard worker in the slippers bit last time 😂

[@nelledgtl]

yall are such a breath of fresh air 😂😂

[@fok3624]

The guys y’all were speaking about brought back so many good memories, especially Yinka Ayefele😭😭

[@malungamusic]

Love this Sibling duo ❤ Reminds me of the relationship I have with my siblings!

[@Leegirl269]

I will always love this duo😂😂

[@KikInChief]

Real talk, my mom almost took me out of this world with that hot water/Aboniki combo. I didn't think I was gonna make it, but we tenk God sha.

[@kempossyble9200]

In the Caribbean, we call it Pointerbroom! It’s made from the middle section of banana leaves and will sweep the color of the floor. This episode has unlocked so many memories. Love this and love you all! ❤

[@Princessyinss]

Eli's answer for the riddle was way better than 'mouth' tbh 👀

[@lalalaal.]

i thought "book" would've been it acc

[@lililovesbeauty100]

When I tell you I been laughing the whole episode not even halfway through.

[@danasemota1588]

This episode finna put me in trouble in work. I’m out here cackling and everyone looking at me weird. When y’all broke into the Yinka Ayefele interlude nahhhhh. Top tier episode!!! Big up Madam Joyce and Uncle Eli ever mf time 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@liandrangwenya7410]

Those Covid concoctions were wild! I surrendered when I saw my mum drinking coke with chopped chilli. It was to “heal the body from covid” I remember thinking this can’t be real! 💀😭🤣😶

[@bcuz30]

Your mom was on top something! They now have spices cola!

[@S23RA]

This whole podcast was everything

[@CameronHayden-Dayle]

I’m calling it, this podcast will meet a millly subscribers this podcast maybe not this episode will blow up

[@xoitsblessing]

The balm and the hot water is something my mom does too. The soap bars as well!!😂 Burning incense as well. I'm fully convinced that they're all in the same Whatsaap group tbh😅

[@fredntumba8411]

He's media traineddddddd🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Bro is always claiming innocence talking about "not me" or "I've heard"

[@feliciaojo1452]

Pleasseeeeee I'm vibing to this yinka ayefele!!!!!!!!!

[@ElizabethAwoyemi-v3u]

the funniest episode ! love your relationship with your brother 😂

[@thediariesofchi]

Ya are too funny. I was tryna do my nails & had to keep stopping 🤣🤣 the covid talk 😭💀💀

[@sadie760]

Yesss my favourite guest 🎉

[@marydurojaye7488]

She has bless us with 2hrs + 🎉🎉😊

[@sixtyblackmystictraveler]

I up here killing myself laughing at the two of you!! I am 60+ and if you two calling 30 old now I sorry for ya ass!! 😂😂😂 Addicted to hotness!!😂😂 Life moves on and part of the journey is discovering the confidence that goes beyond words and performance, it is yours. Doesn’t make you better than others. Doesn’t make any time in your life better than another because IT WAS ALL GOOD even the bad times. I suggest you live in your bodies like you will be old one day. Treat it like a Maserati inside and out. ❤❤👏🏽👏🏽🌞🌞

[@Uh-lee-yahuk]

🤣🤣🤣🤣’plus size model’ ‘thunder thighs’ Your mum birthed some hilarious children

[@too-cutewhitz7357]

When he said he could see sounds and smell colours😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂

[@natalyajefferies]

These two are sooooo funny together. Please feature Eli more 😂😂😂

[@LoveSoca]

We use the same broom in Guyana. Can’t deny African roots

[@madebysinatra]

The sign out is bursting my head 😂😂

[@chelseaj8306]

This episode was gold 🖤

[@amarastokes-mg3cw]

Who ever does the comics are so talented ❤❤I love them every episode

[@janebabarry]

This is def one of my favorite podcast

[@deekay442]

When Tia said it’s tart cherry juice and Eli said,”So it’s spoilt.” 🥹💀 He really IS a baby because how doesn’t he know what tart means…😂😂😂😂

[@senatetenza2619]

Elijah’s “NO! 🤦🏾‍♀️” SENT ME! 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@BoroughUnited]

By farrrrr the best episode! 😂😂😂

[@prettyjoy8281]

Eli’s episodes are always fire. Bring back victor as well

[@JayLewis-Talbert]

I’m in my bed crying laughing, about to wake my wife. 🤣 These two are nothing but jokes!

[@sheerkimjameson]

i am hereeeee for this look

[@janetamoah3244]

The last part got me rolling. Guessing the song 😂

[@CdotC]

These riddles actually do my head in

[@syamthandamgoza3321]

Aybo from uncle eli is killing me😂😂 14:34 indeed us as South Africans we are outside

[@OluwatobiAkinde]

this episode is giving me memories

[@suzana.1410]

This episode was TOOO FUNNY AS USUAL😂 Could relate to every single topic especially the yinka ayefele and white garment church bit! Sorry Joyce but Uncle Eli’s yoruba is defo better than yours hahaha at least his pronunciation was better! Thanks for always making me laugh so much😂

[@kamogelomeso4470]

Eli is has proper Nigerian genes 😂🤣 might be posted on on the wedding day? MIGHT?? 🤣😂WYLD

[@nikalaas6341]

This whole episode was chaotic and the amount of laughing I did I have a headache

[@youngorkpatar-youngorgener9632]

You guys have really brought back my childhood memories 😂😂🥰

[@missshebak2832]

Not Eli getting on to her for saying dishproportionate and him going ahead to say dentrimental 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Timi_A]

This ayefele jam is banging 😂,madam Joyce is a true Nigerian no cap❤😂

[@kemzysd1062]

The yinka ayefele segment had me reminiscing childhood too 😂😂😂❤️

[@phiwemanzi9583]

😂😂 as a South African this is very true

[@bububinca]

Hayi njani?

[@phiwemanzi9583]

@@bububinca I live in the UK and other African girls are way more conservative and traditional in comparison to us South Africans

[@zikhosaleni331]

Respectfully, uyagula

[@bububinca]

@@zikhosaleni331 too much!

[@annaman206]

I didn’t even know Joyce was Grace sister until now because of Eli wow wow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏❤️❤️

[@damiitba]

Joyce looks so good 😍

[@hwwh8145]

We have those brooms in somali culture too. Theyre so good, honestly and it's satisfying to use.

[@lp9074]

So the whole family is hilarious?? 😂 we need Grace on too please!!!

[@caramelprincess521]

😂😂😂😂 I love this episode so much I laughed from beginning to end