Uncovering the ILLEGAL Chinese Restaurants of Lisbon 🇵🇹

Lisbon has had an issue with illegal Chinese Resturants popping up in apartment complexes and filled with illegal workers, after heaps raids and shutdowns they still exist and can still be found if you know where to search.
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[@expat74]

If they got raided while you were there, great chance to use the "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

[@ChiralityPracticality]

Or out day window doing a runner 😂

[@rimantasandriukaitis2730]

I see you know your judo really well.

[@jtetley537]

"get your hands off my penis!!!"

[@syfnxx650]

"Ahhh and you sir...… Are you waiting to receive my limp penis"

[@sop1311]

Would be funny for him to say "Get your hand off my penis!"

[@tuskanu]

Portugal - decriminalise drugs, criminalise fried rice

[@AwesomeFish12]

I know right haha. More worried about the uninspected kitchens than the heroin.

[@NevilleBamshu23]

Just don't do the heroin...stick to the weed and pingers bruv..

[@vanessagoddess1]

to be fair, the rice was full 💩💩

[@gaya30]

@@AwesomeFish12 seems you dont know nothing about the shit you are talking, sad lol

[@brunotorres7332]

We love rice here were the biggest consumer of rice in Europe 😅

[@RicLora]

As someone who watches loads of food reviews on YT (the weirder the better), you have no idea how refreshing it is for one of you to finally call out a shitty meal for being a shitty meal. So sick to death of every single reviewer saying that everything they put in their mouth is amazing because they are afraid it will affect their views if they don't. This is how it's done.

[@Boomflvckslick]

Bro watch peaks if you want real reactions

[@rainbowhorse735]

Wait does someone actually do that? lol. I certainly dont.

[@MainInternetUser]

​@@rainbowhorse735sometimes reviewers do this because they get free food or something because i've seen many shit places where people say it's good when people who actually went say they got diarrhea or smt

[@Exrivine]

Bro i saw him and i thoight he was benzema

[@hotwireyouth4544]

you should watch peaks then lol

[@fichatripla]

Portuguese here. There are a few of these clandestine chinese places that will only open the downstairs door, after having a look from top floor. For the first one you just came to early and didnt ring the bell. Also, the 'famous' one is legal.

[@redsol3629]

Bro, I've been looking for someone who produces this content for so long. Watching you explore is a meditative experience.

[@bigmurkyofficial]

it is legit meditative haah

[@krizmatthews874]

@@bigmurkyofficial nah he's just stoned

[@natalielawrence8809]

I bet Spanian has never heard himself being attached to the word meditative.. but I absolutely agree. His content (and whole journey) is so awesome 🤍

[@mork6668]

You do know about " Bald and Bankrupt", right?

[@voidinheritant]

watch bald and bankrupt

[@suffa011]

Are you legal Coke Zero, did you come here legally !!! HAAHAHHAH had me dying 😂😂😂

[@fkthasystem173]

😂😂😂

[@paulbaradi6368]

Hahahahaha this had me in stitches as well 😂😂

[@koen4261]

this my first video ive watched of this guy but it was funny

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[@eonbettencourt1577]

Love your KZbin channel, I live in Lisbon and I’ve checked those illegal Chinese restaurants and I think the last one you visited is not illegal it’s a tourist trap and yes the food was terrible when I visited too.

[@ronsmith4325]

I had the same thoughts about the last restaurant as well.

[@madkeenbushman1958]

Yes looked like it is just a name a clever one if the illegal ones are popular with tourists.

[@jiayueyang2894]

where can i find actual illegal ones? travelling to lisbon in a few weeks!

[@TheTruthIsFiction]

There are local Portuguese working in these restaurants because illegal pay is better than no pay. If you think of it this way, you should be thankful that there are employers helping out the locals in need.

[@SpringLeafWolf]

It's really cool to see this. Restaurant apartments became normal in NYC during the pandemic. You couldn't eat inside, but cooks started selling their food from their apartments to get by, even better if they had a 1st floor apartment they could just pass the food out the window.

[@clefairy2260]

thats really interesting, i didnt know that was a thing!

[@ChickenMcThiccken]

im sure those are $5000 per conviction. some dude in chicago make his living primarily off of calling the cops; the moment he sees a vehicle with blacks in it. seems to work.

[@Erick-no8zn]

Interesting... Here in Brazil and I assume the rest of Latin America as well it's pretty common to have people turning their houses into delivery restaurants, as long as it doesn't disturb the neighbors it's totally fine and there's no law prohibiting it.

[@vincentlo7678]

Aahahhahahaahha

[@whoknowswhoto]

You can have a home kitchen but you need a certification over here

[@Souliac15]

I'm portuguese and I've been to these chinese restaurants before, at the time, they served really nice food and they're really open minded and generally nice. I remember smoking blunts inside the actual restaurant when they were about to close, good times

[@maxpower5703]

Portugal is shuch a shit place and the hash u have there sucks.

[@smcd7779]

After dinner mint 👌

[@Dirtmcgirt22]

I smoked weed in my local Chinese here in Sydney with the owner and a bunch of my mates around the lazy Susan after a mad feed haha

[@98Saurez]

They og’s

[@leonardhpls6]

Wow your all so cool smoking after a meal😂 kids these days

[@MileRunningCrocodile]

The way this channel has been picked up by the algorythm is insane. The subcount has risen soo much over the past few weeks / month. Keep going cuzzzz ! :p

[@Gabrielle4870]

He did an interview on a crime channel, which I saw first and then this was suggested

[@Lori_L]

This just popped up in my feed. I'm from America. Great video!

[@orange58729]

It’s crazy cause my ex girlfriend actually took me to one of these illegal Chinese restaurants in Lisbon like 10 years ago! Brings me fond memories. And I ended up traveling to China and living there for 5 years😂

[@achtungbaby2009]

wow...chinese foods so good that you move straight to China!!

[@Neimonster]

@@achtungbaby2009 but which part? There's eight main branches of Chinese cuisine 😅

[@biohead66]

@@Neimonster really? I had no idea Imma look into that.

[@joca1378]

Wait a minute, I used to go to that first restaurant but back in the day the owners were Africans and so was the food. They made an awesome "cachupa". There was always a crazy guy at the door that welcomed clients. I'm sure that many people recognize the place, I just can't remember how we used to call it. We would have "diner" at like 5am after leaving Alcantara Mar (best disco ever).

[@LR52VUU]

We all grew up watching Neighbours and there's something so comforting hearing an authentic Aussie accent. Adding "It's full poo-land" to my database of Australian adjectives. GOD bless this man!

[@sharaharper2253]

Lad not Land!

[@AryaShamsalam-zf9cc]

That’s a Sydney accent the rest of aus don’t have that from my experience haha

[@litasantos75]

Best chinese and Indian food I've ever had was in Portugal. You have to look for fusion restaurants. Portuguese inspired Chinese and Indian. Goan restaurants (for Indian) and Macanese (for Chinese)

[@user-wb7xd2wr5v]

Goan and macanese cuisine

[@shannonbulmer8182]

Love all your videos brother. Proud of how far you have come. Big ups

[@Eggroll_kinggg]

I like that how he makes sure the coke has no sugar but order a fried ice cream 😅

[@Marcos-Osca]

Believe it or not these restaurants existed in Sydney in early 90's .The one I went to was operating I recon in a condemned building in south China town, but no joke the food was da full gun.

[@ChiralityPracticality]

The only one's I knew about were at Cabramatta, but they just sold caps of coke and gear! 😂

[@turul44]

​@@ChiralityPracticalityBlessed with the best😂

[@ChiralityPracticality]

@@turul44 😂🤌

[@monkezballs]

Mate this was so entertaining to watch, please keep doing these adventures!

[@Reginald02]

Come a long way since the hood talks brother. the food content and hood exploring is absalute gold. Look forward too the next one 👍🏽

[@HowNeatImImpressed]

Absolute

[@bbegernie726]

That restaurant looked sketchy af. It felt like the beginning of a horror movie. You're a brave man!

[@braniefanie4938]

:|

[@aneanderthalscout37]

I'm an Australian born who's half Chinese Timorese and have had family born in all sorts of Portuguese speaking places such as Macau, Brazil, East Timor, Mozambique and including Portugal aswell of course for the past few centuries. I've been to Lisboa during 2017 when I was 14yrs old to visit the rest of my family as we've had a family reunion gathering and haven't met with the cousins until that time and I'm really surprised I've never heard of or went to one of these places at all. This has been an eye-opening experience to say the least, it's pretty sus to be eating at a "restaurant" in a literal apartment lol, but the food actually looks pretty good although I wouldn't really trust it to be honest (still most likely healthier than McDonalds or KFC though).

[@hehnothinpersonalkid5323]

thats sick bro

[@jas_bataille]

Why wouldn't you trust those restaurants??? Think about it : if the customer get sick they literally get evinced if they call the police on them, right? I mean... I've worked at "nice" restaurants which would make you puke out their food if you knew wtf what going down in that kitchen. I've been to super clean tiny restaurants serving out of an appartment's kitchen.

[@SERGIO-cr6uy]

I'd love to see your DNA test as it might be printed on several pages!

[@whoknowswhoto]

On kfc and mac there are sanitary rules

[@aneanderthalscout37]

@@jas_bataille I don't know, I guess that since restaurants usually have a set standard for Food and Health regulations, they're expected to follow and undergo rigerous inspections, etc whereas you're not aware of apartment restaurant kitchens. I agree though with the latter half, my brother was a chef at multiple restaurants and there were many disgusting stuff going on behind the scenes too.

[@theonly1406]

You gained a subscriber for doing a amazing job in my country!! Love it

[@LotusAquatics]

I have been to an illegal pakistani restaurant in Lisbon. There are no menus and you simply order "food for 1" or "food for two". They did not sell alcohol but you were welcomed to bring your own. Food was not fancy but was really simple homemade and good. The price was inviting.

[@FlatDerrick]

We have illegal Pakistani/Indian places in Germany too. Same as you describe, no menus, usually in the back of indian food stores, you either order 'food' at the store till or one of several standard 'light bites (chaat, panipuri, samosa, sometimes bhaji or pakora too), then they show you into a back room and serve up the food within a couple of minutes. Often no actual tables, just stools with a bar style shelf to eat from that goes around the room.

[@tiagotralhao-smith3883]

yo, lemmie know where it is

[@vise_versa__]

What a classic this video was. Great job, thanks for sharing.

[@Pseuderity]

Makes me feel like I'm there! Love watching you enjoy these places.

[@paulocosta2677]

The tuc tuc driver is spot on with that info, that is pretty much one of the reason the housing market is bonkers, talk about it with the locals of the streets you visited and they will inform you first hand, about the chineese restaurants it is like playing russian roulette, in the worst case you will be a week clinging to your stomach and your body will remind you every time you even dare to think about going to one again :D

[@crushalot7816]

ya vinha comentar isso

[@joaoruxa]

ja nao existem visas gold para lisboa e porto ha 2 anos

[@user-qh6vz6cx8n]

The market is bonkers all over the world. Study more and try not to blame your smol brain on foreigners.

[@onmymomma1766]

@@user-qh6vz6cx8n wrong, the whole world isn’t like lisbon lmao maybe some parte but not the whole world, u clearly have no idea how shit the real estate market is on lisbon right now

[@dr.braddlee3194]

@@joaoruxa Correct! Golden visas are no more.

[@gabrielpetersen8528]

I been to a couple tattoo shops like this in Lisbon. These apartment blocks feel so cyberpunk, I love it.

[@joeswan8864]

The housing problems are huge in Lisbon. From what I’ve heard: A few years ago, the Chinese started coming in to invest in real estate in exchange for ‘Golden visas’. The buildings they bought are left to sh*t, unliveable, and will only, at some point be sold once 5x’ed I reckon. Therefore not much new housing is being offered. The government really f’ed the locals over with that. Rents are sky high.

[@whoknowswhoto]

Yeah

[@Thebrother-yd6kn]

If the law of the worse a Chinese restaurant looks the better it tastes, these places must be michelin starred

[@stellviahohenheim]

if they can make gutter oil edible they can make anything

[@rexxie275]

@@stellviahohenheim yea most of the Taiwanese love using gutter oil to cook food lmao

[@jshaw4757]

​@@rexxie275Ow fizz-uck gutter oil... seriously I would Derrick chisora the table across the restaurant if I found out they using that putrid mess...

[@mmmmmmmmmmm10]

​@@rexxie275piss off liar, it's your Chinese people that use gutter oil, not the Taiwanese.

[@moes95]

​@@rexxie275taiwan is clean, gutter oil is china ccp exclusive, dont spread misinformation chinese shill

[@Dfalo18]

That’s so cool !! Keep up the great content 👍

[@suspensiondude]

Loving the videos dude! Keep em coming 👌🤟

[@bengtal]

Thank you for this video and experience, it was like hanging out with you, or like being the disembodied collective soul hanging out with you enjoying all vicarious dimensions to the experience 😂I'm curious about the first place now, that was apparently closed. Last place "Clandestino" was very-much approaching regular restaurant vibes and accessibility like you said. The second place, or first you actually found, active and operating, was like a beautiful spiritual arrangement and artwork! The whole pathway there, and internal aesthetic, including the view out the window into the alleyway, was very unusual and special. Also the staff seemed very genuine and forthcoming in a comfortable and welcoming way. The food apparently being decent also, and someone's earnest attempt/creation. Illegal restaurant ⚡⚡just liberated from the shackles of Babylon, just relieved of a few taxes and regulatory hurdles. I could do with fewer or no hurdles myself. We all could. 💖💚

[@jessicab7005]

Hi Spanian! Your videos are so nice to watch. They're a great mix of music, commentary, comedy and scenery. Very relaxing and entertaining! Please keep up the good work mate 👍

[@Sikik1313]

I'm portuguese and it's quite normal this restaurants and they have amazing food, if you want you can bring your own wine that you can buy in any supermarket, also very cheap white wine and red wine if its portuguese its good, you just need to ask for glass's. Also you can smoke blunts without any problem.

[@ciaranowen4618]

Bless bro love these videos so much xx

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[@Thiago-VidalAquino]

As a Lisboner, I can tell that the last one is not ''illegal''. It was better in the past, now it is just another chinese restaurant in Lisbon. The first one is one i've never been at and will be definitely visiting thanks to you. Props my man. Keep that up!

[@11Herlos]

bro these places are amazing you get to do basically anything as long as u maintain respect

[@missunderstood7830]

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wierd lens on the camera

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Loving the content, cant wait to see more.

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I just love your commentary and personality, full hood version food reviews hahaha! you rock brudda!!!

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[@mushmann1333]

22:26 ''Even the prawns are full poo lad''🤣🤣

[@mrmrschomp3916]

Hey spanian we love your videos we just spent the last few weeks watching all of them very interesting 🤙

[@patmassey89]

Big smile on my face for this whole video. Class stuff from an Irish brother!👊

[@SidKneeGeo]

Awesome vid. So interesting to see this kind of stuff,, also the ladies at 22:10 😁

[@withoutwithin]

My parents were Chinese restauraunt owners. It could be that the pooey one you went to has more authentic dishes (seeing as you said people were having food you never saw before) but also a set of more Western style dishes that is more of an afterthought and less good. I can guess which menu your fried rice and sweet/sour prawns falls under hehe. If you're feeling adventurous, next time you can ask for recommendations for a more authentic chinese meal.

[@Travelingthefood]

that's what I thought about. The meal he ordered is only for Western ppl who never tried authentic Chinese food. If he is open-minded he can kindly ask for recommendations. But not to blame an Aussie who only knows fish and chips too much. lol

[@P.T_luvrgirl]

I’ve been to China and compared it to the ones in Aus and Nz they all taste the same expect of course China having a better flavour but they’re very similar

[@andrealcantara3712]

Greetings. i am going to lisbon soon and would love for you to recomend me some authentic, non western, chinese dishes to order :) maybe you can write them in chinese and i can copy paste! Thanks in advance!

[@withoutwithin]

​@@andrealcantara3712 Thanks for your interest! Unfortunately not so easy without knowing what's available first, because within China there are so many different cuisines! And restaurants worth going to will only specialise in one or two types. Furthermore, I mainly know about Cantonese food, so I can recommend some to you. I don't know how easy Cantonese restaurants are to find in Lisbon, but I would recommend going to a well regarded Dim Sum place if possible. Traditionally it's a lunch/brunch affair, but dim sum for dinner is not too unusual. Dim sum are a variety of small dishes of your choice, similar to the way you would have Spanish tapas. There are often dozens to choose from, so you can already try lots of different things in this style. Classic dim sum dishes are siu mai (pork), ha gau (prawn/pork), lo mai gai (chicken/pork wrapped in sticky rice), lo bak go (turnip cake), cheung fun (rice roll, with different choice of fillings). Since turning pescetarian 16 years ago, there's a lot I miss. Lo mai gai especially, since it was a favourite of mine, and I've never seen a vegetarian version in restarurants. It's also pretty difficult to make at home, requiring the experienced craftwork of a skilled Chinese paw paw (granny).

[@jibbsey]

"I'll have the Cream of Sumyunguy thanks"

[@ShivSilverhawk]

Dude! Instant sub! Lisbon is such a great place. Gritty and the most beautiful city I’ve been to. Love your style!

[@danielkattantorres]

Wow !! Great video, and amazing topic.. soooo coool

[@donboffa6607]

bro this is epic! we all spinnin out with you

[@fidgetykoala]

In Italy, the old-school Chinese restaurants (which didn't convert into fake sushi spots) actually charge half-price than this one. I like the interior of this place, though...

[@Sidetracked_in_Macau]

Very cool....my first time to catch your videos.....some amazing content!

[@Twist930]

Love this channel !!!

[@shanerorko8076]

at 22:00, that fried rice looks like what my mum would cook after a big night at the pub and me and my brothers winging about food when she gets home.

[@Freakhealer]

I think that was quite expensive actually, you pay similar plices on legal restaurants

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[@simoncranwell3461]

Only come across this channel today, enjoying the content I've watched this and the Scampia video. Looking forward to watching further adventures

[@DavidLee-mu6yh]

Dude, love your videos, please keep doin what you're doin. You gota make more effort and film real people in the communities you visit.

[@noodles5004]

Bless the Chinese for putting pictures of the food in their menus. 😂

[@DR-86]

I actually run away from places who put pictures on the menu

[@astaniorc2298]

@@DR-86why? that looks normal to me

[@anotherworldddd]

😂 so helpful

[@emilelepissier7550]

Japanese restaurant have realistic 3D models of their dishes on shop front displays.

[@gregpember1680]

You got some cool content bro respect 🙏 good on you

[@sbdiaries]

Oh we Chinese food ,so good that you were able to find some of these hidden places . Thanks for sharing 👍 and greetings from England 🇬🇧Simon and Beth ❤️ 😀 🙋

[@ZephyrDogma]

Yea the thing about residence in Portugal is called I believe "Vistos Gold" or "Golden Visas" and is an actual thing in Portugal, since now they just jacked up the taxes a lot so the guys who took advantage of that are now paying lots of taxes due to the housing prices going up as well

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Just discovered this guy. Great personality. Love it. Subscribed 👍

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damn i just found you out and i love your energy god damn vibing with it!!! great video

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The way he talks is so fantastic eh? I feel like he's a much cooler guy who is for some reason friends with me and has somehow taken me under his wing to show my all that mad shit in the world. I fucking love this. Thanks Spanian

[@grahambingham1649]

In Sydney , in the late 1950s my gran used to know where to get a Chinese meal long after hours and they knew her by her name . My mum told me about it . She took my mum with her sometimes .

[@MarinePredators84]

Was it succulent?

[@AusHowie]

Yeh I wonder if there are places still here in Aus that still operate that way haha 🤙🏻

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I see you know your judo well😂

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He's touching my penis

[@flingy]

cool vid man, was fun watching it.

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Let’s ogg lad, you da man bro, keep shining stay blessed brother

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Fresh spanian drops are becoming the highlight of my week 💥

[@neighbourhoodwatch]

Last one was a trap "tourist shit".

[@itskika34]

I love this content daaaamn and your personality is so catchy 🤣 Next time I go to lisbon might try some illegal restaurants

[@user-ue2dz6bh8j]

I just started watching your videos. Im hooked lol

[@yendac8]

the ladys behind you in the last place whehn you said the rice was poo hahahah

[@LittleNoraaw]

ive been in one of those restaurants in the video, it surelly is a very sketchy place, the food was good and u really feel at home, you can even smoke inside

[@madkeenbushman1958]

Only just started to watch your content and this was a fun video to watch. Cheers from Darwin.

[@runeaunan9812]

Nice to see you enjoy Lisbon! Amazing here 😃

[@rutemalumadance4449]

I'm portuguese and I've been to the first chinese restaurant before, they served really nice food !

[@raymondleighton6582]

Good evening Spanian from Ray from Sydney. I love all your all Eats KZbin clips. I could watch you for hour on your journey throughout the world tours. I just watch you review of Lisbon in Portugal, keep up the great work you do love your work you funny Spanian.👍😂

[@user-ki8if1jj4o]

Pete from Brizvegas and I agree boss

[@janeldunn65]

Just found your channel and I am loving your travel vlogs.

[@MrMineBoyCraft]

Hey Spanian! If you liked the tiles in Lisbon's buildings, I'll recommend you to travel to Algarve, more specifically to Olhão, I bet you would love it there! Nice video!!

[@cgoody9913]

Brother smiling from food, the pleasure. Love it. I was born in Redfern in 74. I was an a city boy until 05, then went bush and now in NSW up North. I love your channel and I know Sydney like the back of my hand. The changes from the 70's to now, well I have been lucky to see.

[@savcris08]

Still not as sketchy has half of Western Sydney's restaurants

[@elmitoz]

Or nz

[@shanstreeter]

Nah yeah Sydney is dodgy asf

[@P.a.r.a.d.o.x]

💯

[@leestiffell296]

Great video mate 💯

[@genesis2187]

Best episode yet hahahaha. Thank you bro.

[@Joh-fi8ci]

Your traveling videos lately have been mint brother🔥🔥

[@danicallmeover4778]

Good sh*t! I'm not from Lisbon but I'm portuguese and I invite you to visit other beautiful places here like Porto, all the Algarve region is amazing aswell, there's so many places to visit just look for them 🙏

[@DubThaDetailer]

There's a porto video

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Porto is amazing. My brother in law is Portuguese and they go back in forth between London and Porto all year around. Yucky bastards lol

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Watched a few of your vids subscribed right away. You're a sicker man love from Toronto 🇨🇦 Cuzz

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[@krizmatthews874]

WTF are you doing their lad you were just in airds😂😂😂

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[@Alex-m8515]

He catches a jet everywhere now lad

[@ironguide4437]

Superstar treatment lad

[@bigbangger998]

Lucky your a celebrity span,the last bloke that went up those stairs is in the menu. "Beaf and black bean sauce "

[@PapaOsmubal.OscarBalajadia]

Great channel, with unmistakable Aussie accent, LOL, and I am a new subscriber, subscribed just now. Will browse through the back catalog of the channel.

[@hugomartinsteen]

Love you're energy bro! I feel like I'am watching a food program. 🙂

[@tonykokoro]

When I found mine was because a friend told me that you need to look for red chinese lanterns in the buildings, that help to identify the building and then you open Google maps and find in the reviews some clues to knock in the right door... This one is actually very ugly normally since they are in residential buildings you need to be extra quiet.

[@ricardoblayer9537]

Lovely to see this! Lived in the area for 7 years (in the square where the crazy person screamed) and yes, pretty sus. Used to be considered a dangerous area before 2010 but now is a bit of a mix, do to the tourism/expat boom. Drugs and prostituion are still quite prosperous there you can get anything from haxixe to crack, so those were the omnious gazes that you noticed. As fot the restaurants closed one and 2nd are quite allright (I ate fried frog legs on the 2nd one once, they're a delicious and strangelly fancy option, they don't sell it anymore) and saw a corpse around while leaving the closed one once at 1 am (nothing too sinister, cardiac failure I believe, but right in front of the door). Famous place got to big to whitstand quality. Around 2010 it was nice (we used to have pur college dinners there, the soups and the duck tongue were good, they don't sell duck tongue anymore), but once it got routinelly crowed the cooking staff had to drop the standars. People go there for the "illegal" experience anyways so subpar food doesn't mean less costumers.

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Let's oogg shirt's! Yeah boyy let's oogg lol I've been waiting for these to come out, great move Spanian 😎🤙

[@aileengeddes984]

Your humour is Gold.😂 Enjoyed the journey. 😂 Keep them coming.😂

[@user-ki8if1jj4o]

The cops turn a blind eye coz the 2nd secret restaurant is sh!t lmao😂