What is your first date horror story?

[@DGAMINGDE]

I feel bad for the bagpipes guy. He literally warned her. What did she expect?

[@jackskudlarek3138]

I mean it's to a point. Better to learn they don't mesh now than invest in a relationship that won't work.

[@august6760]

Fr I would love to be able to listen to someone go on and on about something they were *that* passionate about. That sounds adorable.

[@starrimoss7377]

guy was probs on the spectrum :’’) i love hearing abt what ppl are passionate abt

[@kausha7135]

Yes but to go on and on about it on a first date? No thanks.

[@Vanilla_Neko]

The thing that upsets me about the bagpipe guy story is he even asked for her permission as he clearly was already a little bit iffy about bringing up the topic as he likely knows that not many people are really interested in or willing to engage him in that discussion She actively encouraged him to do it and then got mad at him for doing it lmao. And at least as far as she explained in the story didn't seem like she really made any effort to stop him from talking about it

[@FloatMan84]

16:16 I get the maturity gap, but cmon dude. The gender of the victim is irrelevant in the situation because it’s still physical/sexual contact between an adult and minor.

[@keeperofcats642]

Agreed

[@sparkypikachu7776]

Yeah even if it was in a state where the age of consent was 16 it'd still be weird

[@FloatMan84]

@@sparkypikachu7776 there is not a single state where the age of consent permits sexual contact between a 20+ year old and a minor. (As per Romeo and Juliet laws, the age gap must be under three years, so 17 and 18 is fine)

[@jaustill237]

​@@FloatMan84Unfortunately, you are wrong. I get where you are coming from, and I agree eith you morally. But you should read up more on the laws in other states.

[@ZalekieB]

truth

[@onionbubs386]

He kept insisting we go back to his place and he gets me drunk and/or high. But not him. He made it very clear that he would remain sober. Of course I said no.

[@Maddison-f9i]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww like how do you expect the person your asking to say YES to that? that is GROSS!!!

[@onionbubs386]

@@Maddison-f9i right?? There was a red flag early on before we met in person where I texted him that I would brb cuz I had to take a shower and he responded with "without me?" Like I got nothing against casual hookups, my husband and I started off as FWBs, but I was really turned off by how he didn't even try to hide his desperation to get into my pants.

[@QueenViolet8]

Yeah no time to nope out of there 😮

[@tanyapoe5490]

These stories freak me out because I've never had an actual bad date. The worst thing that ever happened to me was I had a date with a guy that I "thought" I could like but I pretty quickly learned that we had absolutely no common interests. Thanked him for his efforts and walked away, no animosity.

[@Barakalover3]

Drive In Theaters are still a thing, dude! I work at 2, and frequent 6 others. We are alive and well!

[@Bruthah]

Yes they are.

[@TheStarsTwilight]

I think the confusion might be because they're not common outside of rural areas. Suburban and ESPECIALLY urban environments don't have them because of the higher property demand. As someone from New Jersey aka "Suburbia, the State", I had idea they were still around until I spent two weeks out in Bloomington, Indiana.

[@thinkingoutloud9126]

They’re not super common but they are still easily found.

[@stacycarlton2056]

Hell yeah I live in the middle of a city that has a huge drive-in theater they tried to close it down in the 90s but the whole city came out to protest it in some way damn near😊

[@availanila]

Lilith was mentally ill and 100% being abused/misused/manipulated by either someone or many people dhe knew and it had been going on a while. Ph god, out of it and pregnant with your third at 17 means she had her girst st around 14 😢.

[@SJrad]

Yeah she didn’t need a BF, she needed help.

[@natariiiii]

#13 had me clutching my invisible pearls until it was clarified they were all different people.

[@DGAMINGDE]

Tbh its the fault of the guy to pay for a meal he didn't owe just to "not make a scene". Get her to pay her fair share. If she gets annoying most people will side with you.

[@LordEgilYGO]

Only somewhat related. Imagine being asked on a date by an awkward guy who works with you, to an arcade in the middle of the day with almost nobody else around, and after you play games for a while you have lunch with him and he starts ranting about a permadeath MMO he's addicted to, and barely allows you to get a word in. That was my girlfriend 4 years ago, with me, we're still together, lmao.

[@PaladinGear15]

Anyone who thinks "I'm not paying, so I'm getting all the most expensive crap, after all it's free" is scummy as heck to me. It's not "free" it's costing your date a damn fortune...

[@kilroy1964]

While I agree with you, there are plenty of gold diggers out there who will do this just to test the waters. Not to mention those who are literally just looking for a free meal. Red flag for sure.

[@SewardWriter]

Having flashbacks to the jerk who brought his 5yo on a date, then twice tried to make out in front of him. I hope that kid is ok.

[@dapperdino6044]

Dude I just planned a first date with someone please don’t do this to me 💀

[@shamz2]

Nah the GHB story is INSANE

[@sunnyandthechlo]

I wonder if she was going to try to pin something on him, after proving she had GHB in her system.

[@DiZoSoMom]

Yeah I dated a marine once upon a time who was one of those “can get any woman” types of pretty. I knew he had a long history, but good lawd I was not prepared for some of the stories of the women who aggressively came after the servicemen. He had receipts. One, in particular, begged and offered to pay him and his friends to actually kidnap and team her as part of a rape fantasy. He was kinky, but said he ran for the hills from that one. Def made me wonder what had happened to these women for this to be their kink.

[@kyragentry4790]

I had the opposite side of this happen to me. I'm a chick and had a guy ask me to play fight him during sex so he could "dominate me" and "make me his". Asked before I had any clothes off and none came off after that.

[@SentretPeanut]

My first ever date. I was 20. We go to the mall because he wants to buy himself a belt. A little boring but he’s a good conversationalist and I’m a little shy. It was pretty nice. Then he takes me to a graveyard he works at, shows me the new hole he had just dug up and kept trying to get behind me while holding the belt. Needless to say I dipped to the nearest McDonald’s and called my mom. She is not just my mom but my best friend. She even bought me a happy meal to make me feel better. Took hours for the hair on my neck to settle and the adrenaline was torture after a while. He kept showing up to my place of work for a coffee and would watch me nearly all day. People would go talk to him so I could leave without him seeing and possibly following me. He got trespassed and I haven’t seen him since. Honestly hated how I could hear his footsteps behind me. I was a doormat. I didn’t call the police. I should have.

[@hailyjohnson407]

That's absolutely terrifying, I'm so glad you're ok now!

[@SentretPeanut]

@@hailyjohnson407 he also lied about his name and age too :( took me a while to get over it, but now I know to keep a better eye out and always let someone know about these things. Thank you! I’m honestly glad I’m still here too lol

[@MelbaFarar]

I went on a first date and it went ok. He got arrested two days later for rape. He had rap​ed 47 women over the course of 3monthes. He was known as the Town rapist. He got 447 years in prison. He was a really nice guy on the date.Tryed to use me as an alibi. Didn't work as I had to be at work at 11.@@SentretPeanut

[@ezrakornfeld8436]

26:19 I have Tourette’s and I have a shoulder tic on my left shoulder and also my wrists and ankles. It gets more frequent when I’m stressed or nervous. If that guy is the same, he was probably just nervous to be on a date. I would be.

[@ezrakornfeld8436]

Finished the story and oh no

[@Riviera-kl1od]

Yeah, it felt bad that they made a fuss about that attribute of the guy. It's not really fair to get all bothered over someone's tics

[@catbatrat1760]

0:25 XD That was honestly such a good comeback, lmao!

[@starrimoss7377]

story 60 abt the doctor who only wants small breasted women…. erm take his license away IMMEDIATELY. i have endometriosis w pain that makes me pass out, despite barely having boobs LMFAO

[@madcatlady]

poor lisp guy probably just shy in person like stuttering can perform on video but not face to face

[@DarciousMaluki]

youy know, the kid who asked before he kissed and payed for the pizza was a real gentleman. awkward, maybe, but really had the best intentions!

[@WhyEyeEn]

18:05 story 23: the guy was probably trying to get BAH (extra money for married servicemembers to buy/rent a house)

[@marvaecrawford]

Drive ins are definitely still a thing! I live 30 minutes from one!

[@dillongage]

The audacity to tell someone you dont feel a click and then get upset when they use a differeny phrase to say the exact same thing

[@raspdere]

I know, right? He wasn't even rude about it, either!

[@jaustill237]

Story 47 - you blew it bro. Thats the culture. No way a girl is dating someone who her family hasnt met. But if you impress them, you sre well in.

[@BritInvLvr]

God. I have so many similar stories from 20 years ago, when internet dating was a new thing. Over and over, guys lied about their height, age and finances. Since I live in Southern California, I got glossy headshots that were old and airbrushed, because a good amount were wannabe actors.

[@livingd3adgrrl]

41:10 "You wanna see it nuked?" I'm sorry??????

[@matthewhearn9910]

Drive-ins are still a thing in some rural areas. A lot of them only run part of the year, though.

[@Freezinggreece2]

There are absolutely drive in theaters still. There's one like 2 hours from my house

[@Amaru220]

Realized how lucky I am about having a drive in my city from story 20’s comment section.

[@jonmendelson1104]

15:50 While drive-ins aren't that common anymore, they definitely still exist. I went to one in 2020 or 2021 and watched a movie during the pandemic, before that I went to one and watched the first MCU Captain America movie in 2011. Prior to that I can't remember the last time I was at a drive in, though.

[@kaitlenbennett8459]

Yeah we have one in my town as well, still going strong

[@JusKrähe]

Drive ins are still popular in the Midwest. So it would be reasonable for 15:59 to happen more recently. But good for her for having a backup

[@RedditorStories-i1v]

it's crazy how the details of these stories can really make you stop and think. It's so important to remember that regardless of the circumstances, any kind of abuse or manipulation is never okay, especially when it involves minors.

[@MMayhem777]

Wow you guys are really starting to blow up I’m happy for you!! 1 hour late but that’s still early in the context of KZbin. Gonna listen to this while I draw. Love y’all!!!

[@YuseabellNightingale]

Interestingly enough, theres two surviving Drive-in in my state that are family owned an do double to triple showings of movies that are either new, or are re-run events for movies with Sequels. I don't remember the name of the other drive-in but one I know that still around is called Blue Fox Drive-In. I recommend it since it offers a food center, go-karts during summer, an a all year round arcade building. Thank you for the stories an it is sadly true that Drive-ins are dying, some are still working to stay around for the experience!

[@TaltharaKaelthas]

Drive-ins are so still a thing, it depends on where you live.

[@jennadombroski1505]

My worst first date almost kidnapped me 🥴🥴🥴 She went on for days how she's gonna treat me right and pay for everything and we planned a simple bowling date to meet She showed up with her DAD Turns out she couldn't drive Then they said we have to stop at their place before going to take their puppy out I'm like ok hopefully this won't take long. I'm already in the car so I had to just go along with it We get to a LOPSIDED house . The cabinets literally wide open bc the slant made it impossible to close The house was filled with trash...and then...I see something massive on the couch She goes "Oh that's just Jerry! He lives on our couch" We go to her room and she pushes trash off the bed for a spot for me to sit She then point to the jar on her desk and tells me that's her ex girlfriend Then goes into detail how her ex died Her dad then comes in with a joint to smoke before we go. I'm thinking alright let's just smoke and head out We finish the joint when the dad asks his DAUGHTER to buy him a sleeve at the packy. Turns out he's banned from the liquor stores...didn't ask why So she says we can take her motor bike down the street to the ATM We go to the shed where her neighbors are sitting outside (also surrounded with trash) and looked at me like they saw a GHOST They go "Oh my god! We haven't seen you in forever how have you been?? Where have you been?" This is when I realized they likely think I'm her dead ex girlfriend 😅 We get on the bike..she didn't have helmets. But I could see the gas station from the house and it wasn't a full motorcycle so I was like ok I'd rather take the short drive with her then stay alone w these men We then all get back to the car and head to the packy They proceed to then take shots in the parking lot before driving to the bowling alley We FINALLY get to the bowling alley and she insists she pays They scrounge through their pockets and realize they only have enough for one game I offer to cover the rest to do the unlimited plays for an hour so we have more time They completely ignore me They then sneak more shots Shes literally stumbling on the alley, straight up dropped the bowling ball backwards like those fucking Mii animations I then managed to get a few good rolls and she got increasingly more angry because I said I wasn't very good so I must have been hustling her We start to head out when I realize they're talking about going CLUBBING overnight And doing xyz hard drugs. I had explicitly said to this woman before our date that I'm trying to get sober (minus weed) so now my heart sinks The dad keeps ranting about how we're all (including me) gonna get motorcycles and drive cross country as a motorcycle gang I say I have to get home soon because I have a curfew (complete lie. And my parents were on vacation) She then gets upset and called me a tease because she thought she'd have me all to herself tonight I kept playing nice to try and get my ass out of that car safely They insist I text them and ask and won't let up so I pretend to text my mom, wait a bit, then say she needs me home because we have plans early morning tomorrow The bring me home, while the DAUGHTER without a license is driving bc the dad was too drunk at this point She was a very bad driver. My ass was praying to any and every god that if I get home safe I'll never do hard drugs again and get my shit together I then shut down for like 3 days. Just trying to process all of that bc????? There was even more than what I typed here, it was wild. I finally open my texts to her saying Hello??? Hellooo??? Sorry I even tried.... AND SHE BLOCKED ME 😭🙏🙏🙏🙏😂 After that, I took a 6 month break from dating because I was HUMBLED for starting dating again so soon after my breakup with my previous ex Got sober. Didn't even drink for a full year! Reconnected with my ex before this nightmare date. We've been seeing each other for nearly a year now, and we have plans for our future. She even did end of live hospice care for my Mimi. And she is kind and sweet and does everything she can to be there for me in whatever ways she can. I couldn't be happier. So yeah... vet your dates more than a week before going out. Ask ask ask lots of questions. And ALWAYS tell someone where you're going and leave your location on! Anything can happen at any moment.

[@CubeCubinson]

this is the wildest shi ive ever read, but i wanna believe its true cuz ive seen even crazier things 🙄😭

[@sarajamieson05]

Story 20: There are still drive-in theaters around. There is one in the next city over from where I live, so it may not have been 20-30 years ago like the narrator said.

[@helookalikaman79]

12:30 He shouldn't have paid the entire check, just what he ordered

[@psychickumquat]

Oh lord, I have one. Was mid January in new england, so lots of snow on the ground. Went on a date in college, and the guy picked me up. Problem was, he could barely drive. He literally couldn't keep a steady throttle, so the car would surge up and down as he tried to accelerate. We also nearly got into a collision three separate times in just two miles, including one where he pulled into the oncoming lane to avoid snow that was well within the shoulder. Finally, when we got back, he couldnt navigate the (barely).snow-narrowed parking lot, so I had to drive the car to my door. Clearest memory I have of that date was as I could hear the car surging as he drove away... That wasn't the main reason I didn't go on another date with him (I didn't have much in common with him mostly), but that trip sure didn't leave a great impression!

[@aaabbb8812]

He dared to take YOUR life in his hands. When men are incompetent to the extent that they endanger you, they are not mature enough to care about someone else, and therefore should not be dating. I used to hate going on dates with guys who wanted to talk to me and gawk at me while driving. I was always a nervous wreck. I finally just started asking them to keep their d@mn eyes on the road. Never let a reckless male endanger you. If they speed, race, or otherwise fool around in their cars, tell them outright that you won't tolerate them to endanger you. If they drive so poorly that it scares you, you need to walk or take a bus or have someone else take you there and pick you up. A guy like that does not have respect for other people's need for safety. You can't trust someone who is that irresponsible about driving, after all, what else will they be irresponsible about?!

[@Branwhin]

:D There is actually still a Drive-In theatre in - BZZZT, just checked, no longer IN but fairly NEAR - my hometown, believe it or not. LOL I am such a nerd. I actually saw Twister in a movie theatre years ago. That wasn't trippy at all. Oh ... my gosh. The absolutely un-sexy 'puke in my mouth' bit just about had ME running for the bathroom. Uh, not to kink-shame or anything, you like what you like, but TALK about this stuff first!! Sheesh!

[@mailin7047]

16:08 Texas actually still had drive thru theaters , I think they tore the last one in Dallas down

[@TheMrMojoRisin67]

Drive ins are actually still a thing. Especially if you live in the midwest.

[@c.d.4319]

Buddy.. there are 2 fully functional drive in theaters here.. 👀

[@schuylerdraws1868]

Just so everyone knows, drive in movies are still a thing!!!

[@Sapphire_Aerith2213]

WHOA! Control is the background footage.

[@bigl56]

Not a real long story but worst first date I ever had. I pick her up from her apartment and she gets into my car. We're talking and when we get to dinner I go to put my arm around her shoulder. She asked what I was doing and I said sorry, too soon for that. She then said the only reason we were out was to make her ex jealous. Turned around and she got mad when I told her I was taking her home. Awkward ride back to her place lol

[@startygernebulla2088]

I genuinely hope the bagpipes guy found The One eventually. He sounds like he's got that good 'tism :)

[@badcreations9527]

I like how the thing shakes when Sporked talks

[@Rosita24340]

As someone with a witch cackle laugh… that one hurt ngl. You don’t know how hard it is to constantly fake laugh and make sure not to do a real laugh. I always had this insecurity because of a grown up when I was younger but yeah…

[@RonaldTrumpOfficial]

Dude the guy asking questions was just trying to help OP with their English reading exams.

[@KoalaTales]

Going on a date where you don’t have to pay and then wasting someone else’s money is really disrespectful. When someone intentionally orders expensive items just because they don’t have to pay, it shows a lack of respect for the person they’re with and a disregard for the effort and money the other person is putting in. A date should be about getting to know each other and sharing experiences, not an opportunity to take advantage or waste someone else’s finances. This can leave a bad impression and undermine the sincerity of the relationship.

[@Fishkabobb]

Pls PLS BRING BACK THE OTHER GUY PLS :C

[@marleenstukkien5384]

Reading the title, I thought about the romantic stock market advice I once got all night long, but already with the first story, I was like "These guys win"...

[@Buddha23Fett]

She would not stop talking to and petting my guide dog. Like the whole time her hand was under the table petting her until I had enough and walked out telling her that I had to go to the bathroom when my Uber showed up.

[@zoilalulu3798]

Drive-ins are still around, buddy.

[@a.n.9800]

Ooh Control, that’s a great game. No first-date horror story, from my perspective at least; my aromatic ass didn’t realize he was trying to date me until our third lunch out together XD We’re engaged now.

[@ApusApus]

Aromatic ass...

[@amckern]

After being apart from my wife for almost 8 weeks, I took her on a date at am upscale Italian restaurant. First she assaulted her taste buds with covering her food with salt (thinking it was Parmesan cheese. Second, she fell off the step leading into the restaurant and snapping a tendon off her foot and a bone fragment too, that resulted in an emergency visit and a cast for at least 2 weeks. She's currently waiting for a specialist orthopaedic appointment to see what else needs to be done.

[@erinwessel2195]

Ha ha. Last story - maybe the lady was just trying to get rid of OP

[@aliecarey]

The first one....are you the cardboard cut-out of Kathy Ireland? 😂😂

[@MatthewMaddox-ss3zp]

I wish the game or video in background would be sourced

[@achanneliguesslol]

Yeah, I wish the same. For once though, I know what game it is. The game in the background here is Control. Pretty good game if you ask me

[@MatthewMaddox-ss3zp]

@@achanneliguesslol Thanks for that. Most times I can figure it out, but sometimes it looks like one thing but isn't that.

[@lincolnhodge2371]

i just learnt that taylor swift did shake it off

[@witchywoman4139]

Lol glad I'm not the only one with some wild stories. One in particular comes to mind, but given as how I tend to be pretty wordy in my descriptions, it's probably a tldr for a youtube comment. But at least I'm in good company! :D

[@banditman1986]

The ghb thing is dangerous because she could have taken some before hand, you think she’s consenting fully, then accuse you of SA. Then she has traces of the stuff in her system, who they gonna believe?

[@livwake]

55:15 I don’t get what’s wrong with that one?

[@Magnumscrotus]

I think he weirdly was asking what her number of sexual partners was. She didnt realize until he said “oh that number.” It was kind of strangely worded but thats my bet.

[@helookalikaman79]

16:00 We still have a drive in theater...

[@MoonbeamAcres]

I had a first date with a guy that was so bad, the story was told on the Art Bell's 'dates from hell' show on Coast to Coast, with Art Bell. And while I was telling it Art totally freaked out and all I could do is laugh at him saying "oh my word" over and over. 😅 I sure miss Art. RIP Art, you're still loved.

[@unwoundsteak17]

lol my first (and only) date consisted of the girl constantly running up to me, giving me a fake, handmade dollar bill with an unrealistic amount of money written on it, and then running away to make more while occasionally blowing me a kiss. there was no second date because she moved away this was in 1st grade at my school's after school program, we were both 6 years old, and it was all happening against my will and I had no idea what was going on

[@micahmurphy4546]

Not a date, but the first film i watched with my girlfriend, which in hindsight was not romantic whatsoever, was The Fly. As in the 1986 sci-fi horror classic starring Jeff Goldblum as he slowly and horrifically mutates and melts into a body horror masterpiece. 9/10 would watch again, just not as a romantic movie

[@WASTEOFTIMESTUDIOS]

I went to a drive-in last year, they aren't all reduced to weekend swap meet.

[@paulleakeii6388]

What is that game in the background? It looks interesting.

[@darkstarr984]

I was stood up. By the time the guy finally showed up for our lunch date, he was dressed way more sloppily and was somehow three inches taller than I remembered him being the week before, when he’d asked me out. He said he’d already eaten lunch and wanted to go hang out at my place. I refused, he gave some weird lecture about how I should be wanting to make dinner for my man. I walked home making sure I wasn’t followed and ghosted him.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Wait, were you stood up or was he late? Those are two different things.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

So he had eaten but was hungry? First date and he’s already claimed he’s your man?

[@dillongage]

So are we gonna talk about how its super weird that you said "especially when the guy is older." So.... its not grooming and creepy unless men do it? That makes total sense.

[@catbatrat1760]

32:06 Oh, that's good. I remember hearing a story on the KZbin channel CritCrab I believe? Where a group of teenage boys were getting, ah... _rowdy_ during a DnD game regarding the female NPCs in a tavern. One of the boys straight-up told the DM that his dad had told him that women LOVE it when men force themselves on them! **shudder** Good on this dad for being the complete opposite.

[@DrewskisBrews]

@38:50 story 45. I'd say calling her "baby" was the least of the issues. So awkward and unsettling. Am curious to know his actual motives. Misunderstoid and awkward, or something more sinister?

[@xpower7125]

story 49: Italian, so I'm biased but the guy was 100% right

[@angielobaito7144]

Control is a great fun game and has an interesting story. Everyone should play it!

[@TheHellhound01]

story 12 is a walking red flag times a million

[@xtheregulator42x]

actually i think drive-ins still exist, just very very scarce

[@ffbasspop]

we arranged to meet. I get there before she does. she arrives. she walked up to me and her VERY FIRST WORDS ARE "Do you have $20 you could give me?"

[@mestillme3026]

My friend was kind of on a date with a guy she knew, but not sure she wanted to date. So I came along and we had a casual dinner all together. Sort of a pre-date to a date. We went to a rotary sushi place and we were all getting sushi. We were discussing current events and somehow ended up on gay rights. This dude proceeded to go on a tirade about how homosexuality was a sin and that he thinks homosexual children should be given conversion therapy. You know, that thing that has been proven to be super dangerous and has resulted in a lot of suicides and even child death? Yeah... he was all for it. There was no date after that pre-date.

[@OakleyZonkey]

33:51 nah story 41 is on some Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt type shi 💀💀🙏🙏

[@rileyquintal9805]

#25 was just straight up assault wtf

[@vociferateforme]

Hate to break it to you, but there are still drive-ins. Rare but there. My state has only ONE in it. And its known to all.

[@fallenangelforever]

We actually still have an active drive in theater where I live. onlky operational in summer and early fall of course.

[@carlitoeverest2229]

Dude must live under a rock drive ins are definitely a thing still

[@daltonriser1125]

Story 13 I mean he did ask you if you were sure he knew how much info he had to share about bag pipes

[@Vanilla_Neko]

Honestly I kind of feel for the dude who was asking tons of questions I've always been like a very curious person when it comes to other people and their stories, It's so interesting to see how other people think and live and learn and so on I have to actively like repress myself from asking too many questions When I make a new friend or something like that because I know how it can make people uncomfortable at times even though it's done with pure intentions The only issue I agree with in that post is that yeah it's kind of uncomfortable to call someone baby on like a first date.

[@charlottestreet3301]

I think it's because he kept asking questions and wouldn't let her answer. I don't have a problem with being asked questions as long as you let me answer instead of talking over me

[@Snowfox2.0]

Elderly couple a real one

[@thotimusprimeofficial273]

14:00 my mate has a kung fu panda 2 nightmare date story as well!! 💀 she can never watch it again

[@MF-R]

Last story, the guy should of seen what was inside -- for our sakes, like... did she have jesus in there? What was she gunna show him? And I don't think nookie was off the table.

[@aCactusGod]

10:40 I spat out my food. What in God's name was that plot twist??? Why was it so quick??? I have so many questions oh my

[@sensiblename295]

I wonder if the bagpipe man makes a similar noise when he is blown?

[@Dream_Cy_Dream]

Dude drive ins are still a thing if you look for them. There is 1 in my town and there is 1 in the town 30 mins from me. They are fun to go to sometimes. Js

[@catbatrat1760]

51:21 I genuinely wonder what she meant by "of quality".

[@Magnumscrotus]

Control is a dope ass game.

[@pennybast3953]

Drive ins are def still a thing.

[@michellebates2325]

We have, I think 5 possibly 6, drive-in movie theaters here in WI.

[@NarwahlGaming]

Plot twist; "Jesus" was her cat.😂

[@nytum]

I live in utah and we still have drive ins. And it's 2024.

[@GuardianMomoku]

Okay no, the girl in story 45 was on a date with a data phishing AI. He was about to send her irl targeted ads. 😂

[@AntoineADubai]

Is this... is this Whang! doing the voice over?