How NOT to Get Your Heart Broken

[@josss_ie8083]

we've missed you Brando 😭

[@artxwritesstuff]

the way viet is sitting is so baby girl coded

[@clos2965]

He looks extra tiny in between them lol

[@artxwritesstuff]

@@clos2965 he's a cutie patodie

[@andreamurillo1309]

LOLLL

[@CarineWG]

57:50 😂

[@saturbaby]

😂 facts. he’s literally the babygirl of UTI

[@Sainte-adresse]

Ok after hearing everyone, Jordan is the most romantic. Writing letters? To the girl you love?? Made my heart swoon 🥺💓

[@Offlineee_]

no way they just re-defined f-boy so they wouldn’t fit the mold 😭

[@mochipark3675]

exactlyyy. a fboy is literally just a boy w many sexual partners not a manipulator by definition 😭😭

[@anarchistsalute]

Wootak even tried painting people who sleep around a lot are better than those who have a few partners or none. It was literally him trying to frame it in way that made oh I don't know HIMSELF look like a catch because he had a lot of those opportunites. It was weird and it seems like it was his way cleaning his slutty image haha

[@bunnykandi69]

Right

[@RAINray-r6h]

Bro not even kidding I have been checking everyday since the last upload for a new ep sometimes even twice a day 😅 Let’s just say you guys are my favorite podcast ❤ Keep upppp the great work ⭐️👍

[@UTIPodcast]

You win the cutest comment award 🏆😎 we love you and appreciate your support

[@RAINray-r6h]

@@UTIPodcast I am proud to have that award I will accept it with pride this is better then any Grammy award out there 💪🏻👑🙏🏼⭐️

[@CassandraL666]

It just makes me so happy seeing Esther and Jeremy be public. Like I done knew y’all were a good match from the very beginning. Both just pure hearted goofs. Especially cause it’s Valentines I’m all soft seeing them together this episode.

[@lucidlemonarts7597]

Viets looking like Brando and Jordan’s adopted child😭

[@bunnykandi69]

Yesss so cute lol

[@rachelgriffith7191]

I agree with Esther! Jordan is definitely the most romantic just by the way he answered the questions, he gets it

[@ariannacontreras3360]

Ophthalmic technician here. Astigmatism is when the shape of the cornea is irregular. Myopia or nearsightedness is when your unable to see far away and your eye grows annually with your prescription.

[@bictorsuave2102]

Aint no way they hyped the line so much just 4 them 2 cut it 4 patreon😅 some1 from patreon leak it lol

[@Justsomeavergedits]

YAEEEE HAVE U FOUND IT YET?

[@ona1691]

1:09:40 Brando was made by a lesbian couple who needed the perfect boyfriend for their straight daughter

[@lizbvth]

girl what lmfaooo

[@TranAnnette]

I went to Dave & Busters with a guy for the first time and was surprised that they have a bar in there. It was fun playing games with him and we had a great day. We did not date, but I still think about how fun and simple it was till now. Sometimes we don't really have to think too hard about first day. Something simple and easy will work, but it might be different if the girl likes super fancy things

[@user-ii6xi4ex5p]

jordan’s sweater is so coquette😍

[@jocelynarevalomanzano4438]

Talking about the “once a cheater, always a cheater”. Yes up until a certain point but it depends on the guy. I was in a 2.5 yr relationship. I stayed after multiple times of getting cheated on. I got over it for some time but then I became insecure and kept bringing it up. I eventually got tired. I lost patience and care for that person and they changed once they realized I stopped getting mad and trying in the relationship.

[@Sainte-adresse]

OMG OMG lmaoooooooo I just had a realization. When Wootak said he would touch a woman's hand to look at her nails or the rings she's wearing and see how she reacts then proceed forward. LMAO this guy did that to me but I honest to god thought we were just friends. He was definitely trying to make physical contact with our hands and I felt that he wanted to go further but I just wasn't into it. I didn't know this was a thing omggggg Edit: I fully agree with Brando on the physical contact. I think that naturally when two people just have that bond or chemistry then you won't require words to know when is the right time to touch one another. Your bodies just flow together and the physical contact happens naturally.

[@kinageez]

I’m so down bad for Brando 😭

[@nubiavergara19]

Missed our AI Robot Brando 💗💗

[@ona1691]

Brando looking extra fine😭😍

[@haechanbollo]

why is no one mentioning THE RING

[@faithpasley]

OMGGGG BRO

[@radioheadchica]

Viet has been cracking me up this entire episode! 😂

[@saturbaby]

Viet was funny af this entire episode. “I’m many things but never a liar” took me OUT 😂

[@rebeccaazevedo7096]

My tongue rests on the top and that was a very interesting topic

[@Swantekk]

Aye Lasik gang! One of the best decisions Ive ever made. Just make sure to follow the doctors instructions for aftercare. 1 year our and I can still see 20/20

[@Carlos-dm5fo]

yall really pay-walled the line :o

[@yobreathstank131]

Been cheated on a few times by my fiance and stuck out to get ditched at my lowest. Long story short don't do it it's game over at that point.

[@morganeb2403]

Me watching this whole video despite having a boyfriend of 2 years lmao I just love listening to y'all talk

[@MsTee349]

I swear this whole episode was Jeromy pointing out all the characteristics of Jordan, Viet, Brando and Wootak, and them acting like he’s not describing them 🤣 Edit: y’all ain’t s#!t for making Viet sit in between those guys 💀

[@Jarebear_babyy]

gatekeeping the line to the paid platform is insane LMAO i respect it 🤝🏼

[@ashrose15]

I feel like Wootak would be a good dad to a daughter, like she'd be a daddy's girl for sure ❤❤

[@munaosman7563]

Love this podcast ❤

[@PhamNoodleCup]

Regarding “once a cheater, always a cheater”, I believe it’s yes and no. If they’ve cheated on you once, they can/will most likely do it again. However, just because they’ve cheated on one person, it doesn’t mean they will cheat on the next.

[@ken9922]

from someone who’s parents went through a rough patch, yes i do believe people can change, if not then what’s whole point of being a human being. i will say it take work, for my family it was with the help of god, my dad went from being an alcoholic to now being sober for half my life now. yes people can change yes relationships can work out if you really care and love someone. people make mistakes, not saying you should stay with someone who cheats but to think someone can’t change is insane

[@shaielsantiago6607]

One quality that was not mentioned was when the guy only text you at night

[@shakirasmith6454]

Why is Brando looking so GOODT!? Like sir…we see you 😎😍❤️💕

[@Sainte-adresse]

I generally don't wear scents for the same reason Wootak mentioned however, you really aren't supposed to spray perfume or Cologne directly on your skin. Also, look into Eau De Parfum, they tend to have a higher concentration of oils rather than chemicals. Perfume or cologne generally have the bad shit that disrupts hormones. Notice when you look of Eau De Parfum of whatever scent you're looking at, it generally costs way more than the eau de toilette or the the perfume/cologne because Eau De Parfum is the higher quality it costs more

[@sweetkiy]

the way my ex literally wore dior sauvage is persian wears a chain, but drives a mercedes 😂

[@ncklo1466]

JORDAN? PLUS BRANDO?!?! BEST FEB UPLOAD

[@versaii5519]

Missed brando heavily and that banh mi joke was genius

[@cvlmaia]

Wootak kicking his feet is sooo cuuute❤❤❤😂😂

[@Wiichh-w4f]

if yall are near oc i would recommend taking a girl to any kei concepts restaurant (nep, rol hand bar, vox kitchen etc etc) has an upscale dining feeling without really breaking the buck

[@jkfortyseven]

I’m from Alabama and yeah..folks most def give babies whiskey on their gums, we call it a “hot toddy” lol

[@shanelektro]

1:57:00 😂😂😂 “whaaatt” love how Wootak kept laughing about it

[@KPmissy]

wootak's reaction to the v-line comment and then jeremy's hypothetical angle shot. im watching these eps in order as best i can, and im said im somewhat almost caught up.

[@brisspace]

There’s a spot at the top of your mouth for your tongue to naturally chill on. Esther’s right 😇

[@passfern]

Omg I’ve missed Brando so muchhh😭😭

[@elenaoshino]

good to see Brando 🤧

[@kylacherice9811]

Nector needs to be in New Orleans!!! Literally the drinking capital like mardi gras would go UP

[@Darlingartee]

Omgg finally I’ve been waiting since yesterday guysss

[@elsyalonzo2436]

Can y’all do this same concept but for the girlies plsss

[@kasuusak4792]

1:38:57 I think Brando talking about one of the try guys

[@Photographergirl20]

Agree! It’s very specific

[@zoepark3163]

Didn't notice the first censor so i only heard "can we define the word boy for the audience"🤣🤣🤣

[@sammo9467]

"😯 is that psy" LMAO 😂

[@saraiurbina2586]

Jordan’s answers were top tier

[@robyngentle9185]

What happened to the next episode 151? It was on a couple days ago here on KZbin, and now it’s not. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@freedamnsweetcree7235]

Cringiest F boy line was "I bet you wondder why i even picked you" After i ran my idgaf about you game.. #lmao in my head i was like uhm because i dont really care and your ego was challenged duh. But i said while batting my eyes "no. Why"? Haha omg

[@skiigainz4958]

Another banger 💪🤙💙

[@qiqueqiqi]

Astigmatism I think is the pupil and keratoconus is the eyeball. I also have both on my right eye. Thankfully my vision isn’t terrible

[@jtrix34]

Love you guys, but not gonna lie, that blue balling on the woohtak line is annoying as fuck. You could have just made the clip referring to it as the CTA. The way you edited it just made the 8 mins before that feel incredibly wasted.

[@its_artea]

Bradno's hair looks so good

[@TheBizkit75]

lmfaooo " is that PSY!!" 4:30

[@vnss_wav]

Jordan is 1000% the most romantic, y’all need to take notes! Also - trust the only woman in the room to tell you who is the most romantic guys lol

[@bonjoursophie]

Most to least toxic: 1. Viet 2. Wootak 3. Esther 4. Jeremy 5. Brando And I don't know enough about Jordan to make an assessment

[@lamma746]

I agree with this list lol

[@alexare6655]

I disagree with this list. Esther is 100p less toxic than jeromy.

[@Offlineee_]

Brando should be at the #3 spot

[@bonjoursophie]

@@alexare6655 Really? Why do you think that?

[@bonjoursophie]

@@Offlineee_ Brando can do no wrong

[@BK-DNA]

Eddie is so beautiful hope to see him more

[@NailzbyKaren]

Youuu guysss can’t ever be late(jkloveyouuuu) I was worried about yall tho but can’t wait to watch this vid❤

[@Spydel2]

Don't rely on gum/mouthwash. Go to a dentist/hygienist to clean out that calculus, that's the stuff stinking so bad.

[@ruthdsouza169]

Is it what I think it is on Eester's Finger

[@lemonrosa5931]

She bought it herself I think? She said it on TikTok

[@bonjoursophie]

Brando. Oh, Brando. Swoon.

[@matthewbrocious7436]

What’s the line?!

[@qianhongxiang8385]

what's wootak's line?

[@imjai9071]

facts does anyone know?

[@2levitate]

I too was wondering if I missed it or something.

[@robertvang1003]

Ik it

[@imjai9071]

@@robertvang1003 then say it

[@robertvang1003]

@@imjai9071 I can’t I’ve been sworn to secrecy

[@SamIsInHereSomewhere]

OMG BRANDOOOOOOO

[@Solarreviews123]

Yo Idk if they address this at any-point(only 15:13 min in) But why wutok so cranky this episode lol

[@Aceleazy]

they started the BB Simon trend??????? they definitely dont know how the whole NYC was wearing BB Simon belts all throughout 2005-2014 with Marmot biggies or pellepelle leather jackets with true religion jeans and Nike ACG boots or timbs

[@Offlineee_]

ya'll be talking so casually about first date sex.... like that shit normal... I caaaannntttt

[@stephy917]

You guys need a long couch 🛋 lol

[@UTIPodcast]

UPGRADING THE STUDIO. STAY TUNED

[@MrCowabungaDude]

Good lotion and cologne. I rarely use deodorant; or antiperspirant; anymore. Sunscreen with scent helps too; with cologne? Yes! Good shower habits, lotion, and cologne. S’all that’s needed mostly. If I could wash my clothes at a laundry mat; a proper one; I’d smell a whole lot fresher. Maybe kids even have candy scents for themselves now! I’m so old I’ve seen almost 2 decades of zeros, become over 20 years old. Kids spritzing candy smells probably does exist?

[@ruthdsouza169]

Yo has anyone seen Ester's hand

[@glynkj5975]

i knowwwww

[@faithpasley]

This

[@Sanah93]

😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@isbejedjsndk]

what's wrong with it?

[@jessicajean7563]

Awww Brando!!! 🥹🥹

[@adrianacastro5212]

Great pod, loved the guests!! 🩷✨

[@Myhalamanz]

This episode is so male-centric

[@jasminevelasquez6592]

I just wanna say the best cologne a man can wear is Valentino Uomo Born in Roma! Better than the Dior Sauvage

[@ynot482]

Where was wootaks line?

[@SirGeorge-uu2eq]

FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 🗣️

[@BTSLiveUploader]

3 mins ago? Nice!! 😂👏🏼❤

[@newshamardmomen5929]

Orchids shouldn’t be put in open sunlight…. That’s probably why it died😢

[@ashp7512]

Anyone know what the Mic is?

[@versaii5519]

genuinely love this podcast but they really need to lest esther speaks and respect her opinions

[@metalbxrbie]

ily but high value is a stretch

[@nonishanegi]

whats the line pls

[@kaylaoverzet]

Bahn mi was hilarious actually

[@user39076]

1:07:11 damn what’s the line 😂

[@aashiaashi1371]

Tell me too if you find out plz

[@tunsofjunk]

What’s wootaks line !?

[@shanicethompson3196]

They twinkify my boy viet😔🙏

[@palakrao3218]

I NEED TO KNOW WHATS THE LINEEE😭😭😭

[@myklth]

anytime wutak isnt the center of attention he loses it its so annoying

[@chrisrangel192]

What’s the brand of the shades thooo

[@yuki12th]

Wootok is probably from gentle monsters

[@clos2965]

Whats a guy gotta do to get some NECTAR HARD SELTZER in Vegas !?

[@UTIPodcast]

Will happen this year!

[@ubaldo446]

Holy I get an ad every 5 minutes 😭

[@ubaldo446]

But I’m watch them all get the bag 🙏

[@seewave544]

Fire episode 🎉🎉

[@Usycjsga17]

Brando, just say Ned Fulmer next time lol (the very famous KZbinr who cheated on his wife with his employee)

[@simonmarquez718]

What does Gucci guilty mean??