Unleashing Our Autism on Baldur’s Gate

[@Pongsifu]

We're back

[@KiomonDuck]

You may be back but I am front!

[@LeftSinkHandle]

The adventures of the 'tism gang continues!

[@seemetta9811]

You mean we're quack

[@stiglarsen543]

2 mins in aldready a classic. @pongsifu coming around to fallout new vegas any time? There coop mod for it

[@hiccup3.14]

That felt like a whole millenia man, But nice, good to have you back

[@Tiltigo]

The fact that your group seemingly picks up the viscera of Scratch every time you move camp and just plops it in s corner somewhere, cracks me up

[@joeracer302]

They practice the golden rule of camping, leave the campsite better than you found it! Can’t leave dog viscera behind.

[@shadowcrackker]

If children weren't made to be thrown then why can they be tossed so far?

[@sindrebre]

Don't forget gnomes (people under 6ft)

[@crispybackwoods]

Children and gnomes love being tossed in the air. They both get upset when you drop em though.

[@zzodysseuszz]

To tempt.

[@chungymanny2646]

Barbarian Go BURRRRR!

[@randomsleepyness]

It's the real Jackson! 😮

[@Rzepik]

>Flying Elephant detective alcoholic with a pipe. This is normal. Can't even ask what it is. >Play half-drow. I'm so exotic. People stare at me.

[@HellecticMojo]

elephants are smart and they like beer nuts. We've all seen Dumbo. perfectly normal I tell ya

[@DarksideGmss0513]

It's a hollyphant. They are good natured celestials who investigate things for certain gods.

[@Rzepik]

@@DarksideGmss0513 Sheesh. I wish there was something in game that explained that! Maybe instead of a dialogue suggesting that people stare at my half-drow bard. In a land with a tiefling infestation problem!

[@DarksideGmss0513]

@@Rzepik I mean to be honest they are extremely rare. So a lot of people may not even know what it is.

[@100acatfishandwillbreakyou2]

See the problem is, someone other than a Drow would have to tolerate a Drow for that to happen. Flying elephants are more plausible.

[@nathan1507]

I can't explain in, but something about his humor tickles my brain just the right way. It's so dry but so smooth.

[@BradCage]

Smooth brained perhaps?

[@ManubibiWalsh]

“This is my husband, the source of my bruises” shouldn’t have been this funny of a line 😂😂😂😂 Also, Astarion approving when everyone else disapproves is why I love him

[@elondust7164]

Just listening to pongsifu talk about jogging at night through woods with a dead phone, gives me the feeling, that he would definitely be the first one to die if he was in any horror movie 🤦‍♂️

[@Darko807]

Yellow Pole Ranger saved his ass

[@GodwynDi]

Phone does no good once infrastructure breaks. We will have a better chance since we dont rely on it. And, you know, dont interact with people.

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

For a woman, maybe. For a sigma male like Pongsifu isn't intimidated by the Great Forest Pole? Naaah.

[@iPrime_EN]

Duck Uploads = Day Better

[@orchidofkhalida]

I thought he was a pelican

[@connerthewubbzler1062]

@@orchidofkhalida I still want MatPat to do a six hour documentary series of deconstructing Pong's avatar for his next theory.

[@Darko807]

Oh put Pong already explained the avatar so theories are nonsense after that 😢​@@connerthewubbzler1062

[@Fol5]

You know what. Maybe sticking around for another day was worth it after all

[@saga2964]

​@@orchidofkhalida a duck with a bad underbite or a pelican with a shrunken sac...

[@Pay-No-Mind]

A Pongsifu and Jackson Full Autism Spectrum Warrior Baldurs Gate 3 video? Today just became a VERY good day, fuck yeah boys!

[@captaindropkik]

can't believe how graphic that cutscene was, I never knew feet could do such terrible things

[@MIKEPIZZA1000]

The brain part is Jackson trying to remember left click or right click.

[@daigozidashi4376]

*Shadowheart throws the spear off the platform, showing that she is refusing Shar's teachings.* "You missed! You got all the way to this point, and you missed." Me: Yaknow what? Its Shadowheart, that tracks. Shadowheart never hits. 😂

[@mmsL125]

The true test of faith is casting sacred flame

[@daigozidashi4376]

@mmsL125 Almost everyone dodges that. Her DC is so low. And even after you raise it through level-ups, she seems cursed to never hit. Despite the odds, she's just bad. Even her character is difficult to like, in my opinion.

[@S3Cs4uN8]

@@daigozidashi4376 It's not really surprising that she constantly flubs Sacred Flame because her vanilla stat-line is absolutely godawful for casting it, and just her class in general. Out of all the companions you can get in act 1 she's the only one that needs to be respecced to be actually useful.

[@daigozidashi4376]

@@S3Cs4uN8 Yeah, doesn't she (if I'm remembering correctly) have a 13 Ability Score in her Strength, Dexterity, *and* her Wisdom, making *all* of her combat abilities +1?

[@S3Cs4uN8]

@@daigozidashi4376 iirc she's got 13 STR and DEX, 14 CON, 10 INT, 17 WIS and 8 CHA. So she gets a +1 on her melee attacks and to her AC which doesn't help her very much. Has a +0 on Fireball which again does not do her any favors and thanks to just about everything in Act 1 having good(ish) dex saves Sacred Flame sucks more ass than it would on tabletop, and it's not even good there to begin with.

[@augustnoir2004]

"It's too dark and my shoulder is dislocated" is an excuse I use at work😂

[@cinnamonsparrowdesigns]

Y'alls off the wall convos during cutscenes send me I swear. The editing is so good too. I look forward to these videos more than I'd like to admit haha

[@Tripleflipb]

It took me 3 replays to see astarion approving of partner beating and it's the little easter eggs that make the edits top tier

[@Blipse0]

Jackson trying to sabotage Pong's relationship with Shadowheart had me dying!

[@rioghal8615]

Balthazar being referred to as Bathtub just sent me into an altered state, I'm pretty sure.

[@kyledabearsfan]

"this guy is the source of my bruisers" everyone disapproves 🤣🤣

[@jasminebroom666]

NOT THE KARLACH DISAPPROVES PORTRAIT WITHOUT THE HEAD

[@athessdrakon127]

That was some real bro shit at the end there, "It's like they know you are a fuckin loser." "Yeah, k see you later." "Yeah see you man."

[@saga2964]

This the diffr between men and women's conversations.

[@CPLGDR]

Thank you for linking all your "sources" in the description. It's actually quite good for finding new content!. Much appreciated

[@saga2964]

Your editing is beyond all words. It makes my day! 0:31 - 😮🔮 6:08 - 💔🤷‍♀️ 19:08 -😍😍 12:05-😢🍔 20:50-🍊🐶

[@wuurlii]

Pong out here saving a boring shift for 30 minutes like the hand of god coming down to touch David

[@dominikcsala8258]

Seeing this pop up when I open KZbin gave me +100% serotonin, you guys are absolutely hilarious!

[@nieildilsonsouza4747]

Pong and jackson is like bread and peanutbutter, really good stuff ❤ Hope to see the extra stuff on the second channel, can never have enough of you guys.

[@Skillfulstone]

8:23 The freakin' detail that, as usual, Astarion is an a**hole that approves what everybody _else_ disapproves of XD

[@Myazini]

Jackson realizing this is how his 5 neurons work has validated this entire playthrough xD

[@matturso2224]

Pongsifu is one of my all-time favorite content creators. You always have me dying laughing!

[@Void-father]

I lost my kitten last night so I watched your other bg3 videos and now you deliver me this all I can say is thank you

[@saga2964]

Your best yet! 😂

[@MrTv19]

The comedy banter you have done in this is the best, I am always laughing throughout the whole video. Thanks for this.

[@qayin6322]

Baldur's gate 3 came out to show us that deep, deep inside, we are all monsters... and I love it.

[@Joemamabinladen]

Funny duck man returns to Baller's Gate, a good day will be had

[@IlRe720]

😂 the dislocated shoulder is from shoving your arm into a random ass hole and getting pulled into the shadow realm

[@DofusLK]

We finally got another bg3 upload, praise the duck!

[@Jurgir09]

Will next part will come out before the game's anniversary tho?

[@marvinnovelo5410]

This truly became my favorite set of videos you've made lol.

[@jashisgone1746]

I swear I’ve beaten this game twice and I have never seen the camp fight each other lol

[@BlackDragoonV7]

Man I can't wait to see what you guys do with Shadowheart parents but I really hope they talk to her dad cause the fun fact about him was for me hilarious cause of the stereotype.

[@aidanfarris8658]

not the "Next time on Balden Gay".... I was so surprised XD but it was funny

[@viliamkovac4787]

Hell yea! I've been waiting for this for a long time!

[@nobreclara]

I'm watching all the videos I couldn't for the last 8 months, Pong. Sorry for missing out on them. I was kinda in the middle of some family tragedies. Anyway, I'll catch up to this one very soon. ❤

[@saga2964]

So sorry to hear you're having a 😢 time. If anyone can help lighten things a little, it's Pong! 😊

[@zInsanityy]

Bro found a fucking maypole in the middle of the woods.

[@MrZoichi]

This playthrough feels like a 2 INT, 2 Charisma kinda run. I love it.

[@geasylincoln6287]

We're so back baby🎉🎉

[@Surr3alD3sign]

"Shes givin herself a FJ" 😂 bro i was not ready for that

[@angmarliche9187]

Somehow I expected Dame Aylin's body to be added to the trail of bodies following these intrepid explorers 😂

[@majormoron605]

The fact that scratch's corpse keeps relocating with the Camp even after being turned into a pile of goo is horrendous...

[@Synthia17]

Another one I'll be rewatching good few times for the laughs, great job guys!

[@JustGameYeah]

can't believe there was a whole conversation about the spear being two handed, when you can one hand it with the shield lmao

[@Ginkodono]

Haha, what a blast! I like the trailer for the next part lmao

[@madisonc-s5531]

Need more content lol You and Jackson crack me up daily

[@Gsuque]

every time you upload is like seeing my father come back home with his cigarettes and milk, thank you

[@orimoreau3138]

8:22 I fucking called it would have Astarion as the only exception gold video

[@samarcuri2210]

These baldur gate videos are great.

[@afonsoserra8017]

everytime you two are together i cant stop laughting at the dumb chaos

[@saga2964]

19:13 - I'm SO glad you clarified, Pong!

[@Vahmung]

You guys make me smile with your banter.

[@lucas-ge4qh]

new to this channel but thank the algorithm. I laughed *so* much!

[@sizolial]

The long awaited next chapter

[@RaineBarrage]

Pongsifu being sentenced to quadruple jail for autistic shenanigans tracks lol

[@potlerpup5869]

and...... they're back at it again boys

[@demipig]

I’m ready for the autism circle to be completed with a reaction video from pong reacting to Jackson’s streams

[@Dare4ce]

That was awesome, thanks for the upload Pongsifu!

[@Darko807]

DAMN you uploading a video really Pongs my Sifu❤

[@LybertyZ]

28:11 The answer to why there's a 10-foot pole in the middle of the woods is answered in the 6th Book of the Chronicles of Narnia (deep lore from The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe series).

[@enjoythestruggle]

Getting put in jail in RPG's is so dumb. We can fight world-ending eldritch beasts, but simple guards have the power to teleport us straight to jail and keep us there.

[@icetide9411]

As a lesbian, being described as "Putting inspector gadget to shame" was not what I was inspecting. Not saying you're wrong though,, just that I WILL be remembering that line

[@fjorgyn7438]

Probably wasn't what you were expecting either.

[@leonewulfe5137]

OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER BG3 VIDEO!!!!!!

[@cryolitegem]

“Unleashing our Autism” I am absolutely using that as a battle cry next time my friends and I take on some needlessly difficult challenge or something. All but like two have autism, so honestly it’s perfect. The best sequel to “Autistic Rizz”

[@GatsuBR]

this video and the editing is so good

[@rogersparadox8848]

New pongsifu vid? On my break at work? Fuckkkkk yeah

[@LybertyZ]

This is the source of my bruises... my BRAIN bruises! 7:46 GMD. (and no ads? nice!)

[@likeagentlesir]

This is the canon BG3 playthrough in my mind. Mine was just a parody.

[@avalon2962]

The headless Karlach disapproves 😂

[@whitewolfoftheabyss1820]

Praise the duck man 🙌

[@jimmyjams5038]

An upload. Finally I can forget I'm depressed for a while.

[@diogofonseca3161]

Dude that refugee problem got soda coming out of my nose hahahahaha 🤣

[@NickolitheSpartan117]

Is it a coincidence that this came out the day after Dracula flow 5 and both have mention of brain worms??

[@stiglarsen543]

Almost threw my son seeing the upload finally in.

[@craigkenny37]

"You must gather your party before adventuring forth"... I've heard that once or twice before.

[@bradycregan3201]

my favorite series on youtube

[@iamgeckojesus9362]

OMG HE FINALLY MADE ANOTHER!! I HAVE PRAYED TO THE RIGHT GODS FINALLY

[@notsofunnyguy7]

love your videos man

[@Surr3alD3sign]

I literally use my inspiration almost as fast as i get them 😂 no reason to let them sit there unused and really they are life savers if you fail an annoyingly easy roll somehow

[@goodguyVito]

Amazing video like always

[@16maze]

Jackson being a feet guy is wild 😂😂😂

[@saga2964]

I'd love to see you guys play Dead By Daylight or Phasmaphobia. I think you'd be hilarious!

[@datpolakmike]

Jk Simmons voicing the death knight guy, all i can think is "let me break it down for you, Tav... Your mother and i have a very special relationship..."

[@xXxFlamingXSkullxXx]

Bout fucking time dad

[@zolazar6928]

I for some reason did not get notified of this... KZbin, wtf?! Edit: By the way, I still can't get over the "Herro, Rae'zel", XD

[@canvascutter7818]

YEAAAHHHHH LETS GO!!! i would totally draw your tavs

[@Penquinn14]

Its hilarious they used so much to keep the one NPC ally that's naturally immune to death alive

[@Ilkanar]

You werent ready for Balder Gate

[@CaptainRhodor]

Based Day of the Tentacle reference XD

[@Ghettofinger]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, holy shit!

[@derechte1835]

Have not jet finished bg3 but im Looking forwards to watching this one once im done

[@Warrigt]

Gale and Aylin did what I wanted to do to Shart my whole playthrough.

[@mionfel1350]

The title of this video is so on point

[@mohsinshah1494]

the edits r amazing XDD

[@KingApeiron]

Thanks for the pole pic, stud ;)