Unlikely lines from a horror movie | Mock The Week - BBC

[@michaelacioffi1291]

Milton Jones' Body Shop joke is genius

[@ionarogan6493]

2:15 cracked me up in ways I don’t care to admit

[@rad6666]

Why

[@joshhudson1110]

Still don't get it

[@thereseo6008]

The joke always is in these teen adventure movies “maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way” even though they all are literally holding treasure.

[@elisabethb.131]

That one got me as well. Probably because 'motivational quotes' tend to annoy me to no end.

[@Wookie_oo7]

@@rad6666 For me it was because I automatically had it run through a D&D filter.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

"That's kinda creepy. Let's just go home to be on the safe side." THE END.

[@SchwarzeWitwe2]

Go look up the trailer for Hell No.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@SchwarzeWitwe2 just did and yeh, lol xD

[@SchwarzeWitwe2]

Award-Winning Film is hilarious too.

[@samihaislam9676]

I relate to that rail ticket one too much 😞😞

[@rebelraccoon9018]

Milton always makes me laugh in stitches. Make him a regular please🙏

[@eamonahern7495]

I see Ed Byrne in a Scenes we'd like to see thumbnail, I click!

[@Hydplant]

Tom Allen needs to be a permanent feature on the show, he's hilarious.

[@retnavybrat]

The one about being the token Black friend reminded me of a bit either Richard Pryor or Chris Rock used to do to explain why you never saw Black people in horror movies. It was way funnier the way the comedian told it, but it went basically like this: White teenagers are having a party in the woods when they hear spooky noises. Their response: "Let's go check it out!" Black teenagers are having a party in the woods when they hear spooky noises. Their response: "Let's get out of here!"

[@mikefule]

Bill Cosby used the same idea decades ago. I had a record of his routines some time in the 1970s. Words to the effect: "You ain't never seen the black guy get eaten by no monster. First sign of danger, he's, 'Feet, do your duty!'"

[@cernanwinterfox85]

This must be a city/low bear density areas thing. When assume it's always bears, you always just leave the area/do your best to outrun your slower friends.

[@basketanand]

Eddie Murphy, SNL

[@ChipmunkRapidsMadMan1869]

Reminded me of THE EDGE. First guy earen by the bear? The Black guy.

[@Ndotra]

From the makers of Nosfera one...........

[@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart]

Milton Appreciates This Joke.

[@MiNi-ke5yi]

Why does Hugh look back at the screen every single time in every video I’ve seen of him

[@cupofqwarffee4802]

They've all got their quirk. Andy Parsons does his little step together and nod at the end of all his jokes.

[@MiNi-ke5yi]

Balatac73 yes but I’ve seen videos of him from 10 years ago still doing the same thing 😉

[@wayne20uk]

He also does the arm flap if you watch closely

[@emily-gc2hj]

i noticed that about two years back, still so confused 😂

[@alexandragriffin1063]

I just thought it was for the drama

[@vicdelta31415]

Hugh did the joke worthy of Milton: From the makers of Nosfera One... 😁

Ah. Milton! 👌👍😂❤

@Mike Nunyabizness And you are myopic enough not to see the similarities. You don't like Milton. I do. And you want to dislike me for it, which is whining. Not that I mind, of course. This is a public forum, after all. "Lmao", indeed! But I find it amusing that I triggered you. "It does a body good", as the saying goes! 😂😂Oopsie. I should have clarified: You disliked my comment. Silly me!

[@andrewfenn3019]

My entry: *turns off chainsaw, lifts up hockey mask, looks at watch with a worried look on my face* "Where is she? She should've been home two hours ago. I hope nothing has happened to her."

[@brandongill2577]

Whatever you do, don't fall asleep! This is your late-night shift at TK MAXX and no sleeping on the job!

[@DrZaius3141]

Sophie Duker was amazing. Had me laughing out loud multiple times.

[@gregmcfarnon1140]

Shut up. She's utter crap.

[@TheHutchy01]

"From the makers of Nosferatone"

[@HAWKOBRIAN]

I see dead people..... Frankie, stop watching the Dave channel and go to bed!!!!!!

[@louielyons9365]

Milton is another level

[@Leinad0001]

Milton's last one reminded me of a TV character, just can't remember who

[@josephchambers2000]

could be anyone. the accent is Welsh.

[@therealsamtheman]

Nessa from Gavin and Stacey???

[@butteredreality4502]

Uncle Bryn?

[@Ace-gl7xo]

Nosfera2 Machester City 1 :))))

[@OverlordMalarkey]

You gotta love a football joke

[@timebomb4562]

I liked the jigsaw one

[@alexnorman4919]

"So kids listen up, you're all not feeling too well and you've had a tough old time,, but I can tell you there's a celebrity coming in today going around all the wards to cheer us all up.... its Jimmy Saville"...

[@abuhuraira3685]

A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism

[@AlanHope2013]

These clips are like crack cocaine. It's almost 3 am and I'm calling the cops.

[@chrisgarton4225]

Sorry I know this is a chainsaw massacre, but I only have a hand saw.

[@HAWKOBRIAN]

Hey honey, this is truly a beautiful house.... The white picket fence, the fire place, and Crown molding, I can see living here forever.... :: The house sez "GET OUT" :: and pack your sh*t kids, we're outta here!

[@IrvingIV]

"Too bad we can't stay!"

[@Vincornelis]

Hey look the lights in this hallway aren’t flickering at all.

[@EccentricGentelman]

"And they all lived happily ever after."

[@robotcapital4774]

1:27 is more horror trailer than horror line

[@njjj2688]

Letʻs not split up!

[@marvinmeeker5765]

The Fats Domino joke is good but he was much more than a jazz musician. HE WAS ONE OF THE PIONEERS OF ROCK AND ROLL!

[@cowboycurtis2229]

Nosfera 2-1 Manchester City. Hi there, I'm Rebecca Lowe...

[@jimsvideos7201]

Fkin Milton kills me :-D

[@count7340]

If we don't move, the music stops.

[@brenyatta]

Unlikely Line from a Slasher Film: ‘I’m asexual!”

[@Lkdog]

Feels like an unnecessary comment

[@ethancatton5370]

Must be a movie, City lost.

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:27 Two for the price of one.

[@jaggass]

''If we keep the lights on nothing will happen''

[@alvindimes4729]

Hey we're all alone out here, anything could happen.

[@scottscott232]

0:39 to 0:47, God, she's absolutely gorgeous.

[@claudebylion9932]

Spec savers are waiting for you.

[@itsgonnaBmay]

Does anyone know the name of the lady in red?

[@mythellaneous2082]

Sophie Duker

[@camo4351]

Mellisandra

[@pauldockree9915]

You know? Maybe the real monster was the friends we made along the way. Deep Ed Byrne. Deep.

[@eamonahern7495]

Sophie Duker is very cute

[@gregmcfarnon1140]

You're almost correct. What she is has three of those letters, c u and t.

[@eamonahern7495]

@@gregmcfarnon1140 don't be like that.

[@joewhite22]

"Please help me! This thing has been dead for 10 years yet it is still alive and keeps coming!! How do I kill it?? "You can't. But you can always watch the repeats on Dave when it used to be good, with Frankie Boyle on it."

[@salmanal-sammak419]

All of them got buzzed or it's just a thing they do after each person

[@Blazervitch]

It marks the end of their turn..

[@salmanal-sammak419]

@@Blazervitch could've got a better sound

[@mechislander]

Angela Barnes was funny for once.

[@Tiger516funny]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .... I'm sorry I just saw Boris Johnson's cabinet roster.

[@vickknewzeus7443]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chrisgarton4225]

Daddy you’re scaring me. Daddy you’re scaring me. No seriously you’re scaring me with your scary face.

[@ColinPoole]

Where is Clive?? :)

[@VanceRefrigeration]

Up your arse

[@romainsavioz5466]

Not whose line is anyway but same team are making it

[@duncantalksalot]

Wooooo.... no I meant his name is Woo, Mr. Woo.

[@davidedwards3361]

Your worst fears have been realized. Comedians are getting younger, they swear unnecessarily, insult the audience and they just aren't funny.

[@DrZaius3141]

Damn, noone could have proven his point more succinctly.

[@lamwr]

Ever heard of the dentist

[@outrageouznezz07799]

Shit! I nearly mistook Angela Barnes for Jenny Ryan from The Chase.

[@LP-ii3vy]

Please take us back to 2010 when this show was funny

[@anthonycutt8854]

I'd do Angela Barnes. Just saying.

[@RavenYTgaming]

First

[@samothemano]

Token black woman making a token black joke. So original.....

[@holitinne]

They just ripped off scenes from a hat.

[@ukcroupier]

You can't rip stuff off from yourself, the same guys created both shows.

[@jamdc2000]

British humour is weird

[@avoice1049]

Not a such thing like German humour.

[@jamdc2000]

hahaha

[@barbarapugh5662]

It because they make us start listening to The Goon show in Primary school ...

[@gwendolyn0515]

British humour is the best*

[@modsmum]

Thanks

[@bumble2able]

I’m just gunna play the race card in order to uplift my comedic insufficiency 🤦🏻‍♂️🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 yaaaayyyyyy #everyonelaughs

[@leightoncorbett2754]

A black female comedien? lemmie guess, a lame joke about race? yup

[@WayTruthLife3]

Jeez... the video couldn’t play for 5 seconds without a left wing comment smh

[@Renegade2786]

Then don't read it snowflake that is triggered by non-offensive words.

[@wfcoaker1398]

Yeah, it's not really fair. Cons are just too easy to make fun of.

[@bluebear1985]

What about a comment from someone on defense or in goal? 😁

[@GraemeGunn]

Omg none of these are funny. Why is the audience so into it? Absolutely none of what anyone is saying is funny. It's actually embarassing to watch.

[@burtmonkey2777]

Graeme Gunn Don’t watch it then.

[@GraemeGunn]

@@burtmonkey2777 classic response. New to KZbin, huh? You can't know if you like a video or not if you don't watch it first. Try harder.

[@burtmonkey2777]

Graeme Gunn Well, then you have learned a little something. Humour is personal. Some find this funny, others don’t. It is called personal taste. You not familiar with it? If you find it embarrassing to watch, don’t watch. And no, I am not new to KZbin.

[@modsmum]

Have to agree..usually funny but not this topic.

[@simeonbaumel7293]

Milton Jones was good.

[@daftbanna7202]

Black comedians only jokes are about race

[@caitlinhall2242]

daft banna she made multiple jokes and only one was about race calm down

[@ShanghaiRooster]

I guess you don't watch enough movies to get the joke, which is that the black person is usually the first to die in a slasher flick or disaster movie, just like in classic Star Trek if you see a guy in a red shirt whose name isn't Scottie, he's probably going to die.