Unlikely lines from a thriller | Mock The Week - BBC

[@mohammadchaudhry4162]

That last joke was savage 😂

[@arshaddahlan]

Not as savage as the Liam Neeson joke

[@FreedomExalia]

I can clearly recall Romesh Ranganathan telling that joke several seasons back...

[@BlackbirdSJ]

Oh that Liam Neeson joke

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

And now, it's an even harsher joke.

[@TequilaToothpick]

@@PrinzPassionsfrucht Why, what happened?

[@CurlyFry.]

@@TequilaToothpickApparently being called a racist, because he threatened to burn a black guys house down, or hammer them to death, because of something they did. Was it rape? I’m not sure, but it was some awkward business.

[@TequilaToothpick]

@@CurlyFry. Oh that. You misremembered. He didn't threaten to kill a black man because of a rape, he went out looking to kill any random black man that would start trouble with him.

[@CurlyFry.]

@@TequilaToothpick Oh. Thanks.

[@JB-vq6xv]

Ed Byrne is killing it

[@thejordyoshi]

As always.

[@R2Cv1]

Is it me or is he doing a "John Wick" look?

[@ratholin]

Secret servicing while pisht!

[@AnwarRosly]

Ellie's joke cracked me up good HAHAHA!

[@Vincornelis]

I have the shot. Mind you I’ve taken quite a few already and I might be a bit drunk.

[@arfuckle1694]

God, Hugh and Ed keep on getting funnier and funnier!

[@joshwmiltonman]

God is the funniest of the three

[@charlesbishop9553]

I'm a simple man. I see Hugh Dennis, I click.

[@deeya]

he usually delivers. Not always great, but never a dud.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Ever since Andy and Russel and Frankie arent on the show anymore Hugh is one who's carrying the dead horse

[@TequilaToothpick]

Elle's Liam Neeson joke wins this section.

[@gentianviolet2785]

First off, fire the title guy

[@vasishtvasudevan4059]

They messed up the description

[@RinJackson]

Second, fire the woman that made the baby shark joke >_>

[@TequilaToothpick]

@@RinJackson She was the best one here

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

Please stop with the emoticons in the title... And good lord did I laugh at the "Can I take the shot?" joke.

[@superberniecat5042]

I think they're trying to attract millenials with the emoticons!

[@chiaraa9880]

Wow man said "Emoticons"...was it cold when you lived through the ice age?

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

@@chiaraa9880 Worse - I lived in the age of dial-up internet!

[@chiaraa9880]

@@TheFrugalVideoGamer my sympathies. Must have been a difficult time..

[@muizzsiddique]

I'm actually happy there is someone who still says "emoticons".

[@emmashot5036]

it's baby shark dododododo

[@wayne20uk]

Doodoodadoodadoo*

[@kenna163]

Oh the Liam Neeson joke. Nice.

[@sweetboo1022]

As an American in a red State I highly approve... take the shot.

[@CliftonPhotographer]

They did...... Where do you think he got the brain damage?

[@CliftonPhotographer]

@Jason Mistretta No reason to buckle up.... People that would vote for him aren't smart enough for seatbelts. 🤓

[@lwaves]

@Jason Mistretta No he isn't. He's going to be re-election fixed in 2020.

[@OverlordMalarkey]

Aaaaaaaand Trump lost

[@casbot71]

@Jason Mistretta Comments that aged well… Should I revisit when he's been jailed?

[@anxiousperson3325]

stop with the emojis in the title, but other than that, great video

[@xanderanderson6673]

What emojis 🤨

[@muggletonmedia7507]

Ellie is so funny

[@shantanupanda1650]

It's baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 😂😂😂

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

I didn't get that one.

[@chestnutbloke305]

Conway79 There was a song that sweeper the nation last year called Baby Shark by PINKFONG. What Ellie said is the first lyric.

[@rossyoung8892]

"Baby Shark" is a song from a children's KZbin channel called PinkFong. It went viral and now has nearly 2.9 billion views. Each verse ends with the phrase "doo doodoo doo doodoo"

[@Carbide1991]

no

[@Blazervitch]

That was a poor attempt at a joke and made multiple generations of my family cringe

[@edwardkinsey5680]

That Blue Peter Joke😅

[@tonycampbell1010]

Byrne was on fire! (See what I did there?) 😂😂😂

[@TK_Studios]

Esther Ransom 😂

[@ereristark425]

Oh I didn't get that one...what was the reference?

[@TK_Studios]

@Ereri Stark, it’s a reference to Esther Rantzen the founder of child-line 👍

[@becauseimafan]

@@TK_Studios Thank you, I was trying to look it up and couldn't figure out the connection between her name and the rest. Much appreciated! _edited for clarity_

[@chrisgarton4225]

I’m going to count to three, and there will be a four, and then there will be a five.

[@Mattdem]

Ed is always on point

[@evepayler1461]

2:06 TAKE THE SHOT

[@seanspawn7805]

I like Liam Neeson. Last year he said a few words about what was in his head during a bit of a breakdown when he was a young man. He approached nobody, hurt nobody and got over his demons. Real bigots, misogynists and bullies have life long histories of such and they do leave a trail of hurt in their wake. Still, sorry Liam but the joke was funny..

[@lwaves]

Yes, it was what has become standard practice, for large sections of the media (social and mainstream) to blow something out of proportion, so they can get the attention themselves by being outraged. They completely fail to apply the full context of what's been said. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be joked about though and it was a funny joke.

[@TequilaToothpick]

Yeah the joke was awesome.

[@kedabro1957]

1:45 ... "I will find you ..."

[@SirenPandaSabo]

I just spotted but the surnames don't match the correct name in the description.

[@MorgaineRiddlePrince]

Can't get away from baby shark! Saw a meme on pinterest also. Free me from memories of that infernal song

[@lwaves]

That's the one joke I didn't get as I have no idea what it referred to....and I'm very happy with not knowing.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Respond to description. That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.

[@dcxdawn7541]

Poor Romesh wasn’t even there.

[@stugod5000]

it's like he didn't even see it coming

[@anirudh_iyer]

1:56 sounds very different today doesn't it now 😬😬

[@eclectica1]

Ellie Taylor's second joke is known as reality in America.

[@sulimaniii]

1:50 that's taken Cersei lannisters version .......that voice dammmmmn

[@islawilliams9766]

My response to Ed's "having the shot" joke: "Well my job is to protect EVERYONE FROM President Trump. [readies gun] Going in now..."

[@tiarnan76]

How many bombs were dropped by the Obama administration again? Care to answer that you little lefty nut job....

[@TimesFM4532]

He’s putting to the party conference

[@theiggy1474]

Lol that Trump joke was great!

[@XiagraBalls]

The lazy eye joke was done on another MTW episode by Romesh.

[@saltbjorn]

When the bbc uses an emoji in the title

[@RIXRADvidz]

Emojis are DEAD

[@ConstantChaos1]

I hate it so much and I'm actually going to stop watching it if they dont quit this horse shit

[@mathieuleader8601]

cringe

[@abelisraelcruzayuso4682]

The last joke was also told by Romesh, some years back...

[@robotcapital4774]

wow, and he didn't even change it up much

[@aemelnick]

The names in the description are wrong. Nish isn't listed.

[@iball310369]

I have a lazy eye and...... Yes I was talking to you

[@fortheloveofdog5622]

The Trump joke....the best!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Jolly good!🤣

[@thorbutimok5538]

Should have taken the shot!

[@Dragnel0GenerationX]

Best trump joke all day

[@Trackrace29582]

Cause this is thrillee

[@danielmiller3596]

2:00 aged well...

[@SirenPandaSabo]

0:42

[@archive6094]

Can someone explain the ester ransom joke?

[@varana]

It's a pun on Esther Rantzen, I believe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen

[@chrisgarton4225]

I’m going to count to three, but there won’t be a four. Also there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

[@adampage73]

Are the two on the far left related?

[@BuzzinVideography]

"There's a black man in the white house!" "we know, that's the president" "then why is he holding a TV?"

[@JeeSingh21]

The romesh joke was ill timed considering he wasn't there.

[@dannymccrae3070]

I’m sure he found it funny

[@rachell4417]

Great Trump joke!

[@RinJackson]

Don't get the "ransom" joke (maybe it's a British thing?)

[@Enoo-Wynn]

Esther Rantzen was a famous TV host of a variety show. "Sausages!" Anyone?

[@lwaves]

@@Enoo-Wynn Sauages? That's Life. ;-)

[@Enoo-Wynn]

@@lwaves It was a dog that could say "Sausages."

[@lwaves]

@@Enoo-Wynn Yes I know, I remember it as it was very famous at the time. The show it was part of was called That's Life (just in case you didn't know), hence my comment. :-)

[@sugarnads]

Love ed byrnes underplayed offbeat humour. And i love ellie taylors legs. Yeah i said it!

[@larapalma3744]

Nish!!!!!

[@islasmila7383]

is hugh alright?

[@rescyn1190]

I think he's looking quite well for somebody that has to endure Angela Barnes at close range...

[@Mcfc2Rich]

Quite Frankiely this show has never been the same since he left

[@jamiewing4468]

Move on

[@ryancarberry2040]

@@jamiewing4468 Agreed.

[@SirenPandaSabo]

Frankly* use your English please.

[@kedabro1957]

@@SirenPandaSabo ... "Frankiely" was a deliberate pun on Frankie Boyle, the comedian we wish was still on the show.

[@SirenPandaSabo]

@@kedabro1957 I know that. We're just telling him to move on.

[@pauldockree9915]

He is putting it to the party conference in October? Not funny. 18 Octobers so far.

[@DTipps]

What's baby shark dodododo and why is that funny?

[@mckayterry658]

Let him take the damn shot. Please.

[@alexandradelliou]

2020: 3866

[@christianebusani]

STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE 3 DOING THE SAME JOKE

[@andrewjames4346]

Who the woman with the long legs...i don't recall seeing her before

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Ellie Taylor

[@ayazgultemirova246]

BBC NEWS

[@jaggass]

'' 6 panelists try and come up with something funny and use the same old subjects over and again. ''This is Scenes We'd Like To See''

[@ailrov]

This has the same format as "Who's line is it anyway"

[@YashBudhiraja]

NO reALLY?????

[@SirenPandaSabo]

I've known that for 69 damn years...

[@MrSquark]

Both shows were produced by Dan Patterson

[@velvet_turtle7918]

what the fucks a conga?? is that how you spell it even?? can someone help me :O

[@gwishart]

It's dance: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg/1024px-US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg

[@xEricTheGothx]

Can someone please make sure that Nish Kumar is never invited on the show ever again? He's about as funny as a screendoor on a battle ship

[@count7340]

He's the token.

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

Out of all the people of colour who do comedy they chose one who isn't funny. Completely agree he need to be replaced stat.

[@parkerproductions4546]

It's screendoor on a submarine, fool

[@ConstantChaos1]

That's hilarious

[@xEricTheGothx]

@Sabrina Kall Name me one funny joke of his

[@SeymoreTheDisappointed]

I never knew british comedians could disappoint me

[@SpeckleKen]

They all said you were a pretty shite audience.

[@joshuaainslea6154]

Yeah they were pretty bad

[@Calllum]

Can we all agree that Angela Barnes isn’t funny

[@ryancarberry2040]

Who's that? The red head? If so, then I highly agree.

[@cian634]

Aidan The Schools Class 2597106 Sara pascal is funny but red head is not

[@SirenPandaSabo]

Well we all agree you're not funny, Callum

[@RIXRADvidz]

@@SirenPandaSabo or intelligent

[@RIXRADvidz]

yeah Angelina Barnes isn't funny, but Angela Barnes is.

[@arjun1370]

😂😂👏👏👌

[@TheHadesShade]

Stop with those cringy emojis!

[@ConstantChaos1]

Honestly getting ready to unsub and stop watching competely

[@wulliewebster4596]

Unlikely lines to ever hear" nish kumar is funny"

[@willsamuels1614]

I’m kinda sick of these Teresa May jokes ngl

[@alexanderg1935]

STOP PUTTING EMOJIS IN THE TITLE It's pathetic, grow up.

[@gordonbotterill9613]

Nish Kumar really shouldn't be allowed on

[@gordonbotterill9613]

Sabrina Kall only because everyone else is funny by comparison

[@simongaines7723]

Nish Kumar is almost as hilarious as infant cancer

[@rajithfernando6200]

@Sabrina Kall why should anyone stop watching because they state an opinion?

[@ConstantChaos1]

@@simongaines7723 yeah HILARIOUS

[@lvseka]

This isn't his sort of gig to be honest

[@Ickiesgal]

I don’t find the president joke very funny

[@ConstantChaos1]

Stop the emojis

[@chestnutbloke305]

🛑 😕

[@karlosthejackel69]

I heard a rumour Nish was a comedian. Can anyone confirm

[@Tiger516funny]

Yes

[@hq4287]

He runs the best news comedy show in the John Stewart model currently running in the UK or US. The Mash Report, watch it cause it's amazing.

[@elaheeley4014]

This is piss poor

[@norndev]

Pish without frankie boyle

[@zerb9461]

Move on lad

[@rowredround7206]

It’s been a decade ffs

[@norndev]

@@rowredround7206 I haven't watched it in years, just watched it recently it seems overly PC and utterly bland without him.

[@zerb9461]

@@norndev what do you even mean by overly PC? It's always been political

[@norndev]

@@zerb9461 PC means politically correct, doesn't mean you stop being political. This show used to have edge, now it's just the generic trump bashing and predictable nonsense you'd expect from English television. Not that I give a damn about Trump but I bet if Frankie Boyle done it there'd be gasps in the studio opposed to the stereotypical "orange man bad" response.

[@rajithfernando6200]

The only funny thing about Nish Kumar is his laugh 🤔

[@oldtopgearsaab1]

About as funny as running over your pet cat.

[@stewartsmith7699]

Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week: A comedian who isn't a left wing Remoaner!

[@seerpou]

nish isnt funny

[@stewartsmith7699]

Why does Nish Kumar have to turn every round into a brexit bashing bore? We get the message Nish, you want to stay in the EU so do us all a favour and move to France!

[@dariushcreates]

Didn't Hugh poke fun at Brexit in this too?