Unpacking Hatred

Unorganized Andy
Originally streamed/recorded on June 6th, 2022.
Editor:
Jack Clishem
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Main Channel
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Twitch Stream:
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[@thelegalsystem]

It's always the slow, calm games that give him a chance to absolutely lose his mind talking to chat

[@jsc0625]

Fr, I love it

[@kyancoqie]

That's Jerma for you.

[@scapegoat4]

It's funny because most of his takes are not even that insane, but chat constantly gaslights him into thinking he's the weird one lol. It's even funnier when he IS the weird one and he doubles down on the most random bullshit lmao

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@scapegoat4 he LOOOOOOVES mayo!!!

[@thelegalsystem]

@@scapegoat4 his takes are usually fine but the way he expresses them / how he tries to explain himself always falls apart or he gets flustered because someone said "peepeepoopoo hair" in chat or something

[@silverope]

love his hatred for items and personal possessions. i want to see him design his ideal house.

[@coltonwilkie241]

His ideal home is his streaming set-up and Otto's room.

[@throwaway9964]

padded cell

[@phoebeaurum7113]

There's a zerk off room you know.

[@artnerd3727]

It’s the Saw house

[@AlL-tk6kw]

Buddhist Monk Andy

[@eyelesscult]

jerma lives in a box and chews a hole out like a mouse when he wants to leave

[@at0micl0bster]

But he’s the king of the rats

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

jermas house is literally the “guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue” meme.

[@Wyrm3]

Wish I had a house like the meme

[@stanktank1730]

He comes home and opens his bedroom door to an empty room with a bare stained mattress tossed onto the floor

[@floatinghamstick]

@@Wyrm3 me too, currently have so many tiny pillows that are basically useless and I hate it.

[@Wyrm3]

@@floatinghamstick I really like how easy it is to clean when you don't have a lot of furniture. Wish people didn't think so lowly of having a home like that

[@truefailure6359]

@@Wyrm3 people think filling your house with gaudy, useless nonsense makes them “better” than other people.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Jerma about to live in a barrel in the middle of town without any possessions except a bowl. And throwing away the bowl when he sees a dog drinking from the river

[@ninelivesstealer]

Diojermes985

[@edn2674]

El Jerma del 8

[@norealmagicever3292]

he already zerks off in public so

[@Ozone946]

@@edn2674 pense lo mismo xDDD

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

Behold, a man.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Never knew you could be wrong in this game

[@BababooeyGooey]

the fact that towels on a stove burner is a "correct" placement is fucking nutty

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@BababooeyGooey Especially when action figures on a bed get a red outline! Yet stuffed animals are allowed!

[@facebones]

@@DeathnoteBB no that actually makes sense

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@facebones I mean they’re not as comfortable, sure, but kids will sleep with anything on their bed

[@wulf2757]

@@Crowsie clean your nasty ass room

[@blakhawk2265]

Once again Jerma shows off his uncanny ability to make the calmest games a stressful experience.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

I was this close to crediting Jerma for his unusually sane anti-bars of soap rant, until his immediate admission thereafter that he thought Irish Spring soap ACTUALLY came from “rare resources in Ireland” because the man in the commercial had an accent

[@user-M2CE]

I would double facepalm, but I can't say much. I used to think cheesecloth was made from actual cheese. Edit: thanks for making this my most liked comment, assholes 🤣

[@greaniebeaniez3070]

this is from years of eating multiple soap bars a day of Irish Spring Soap™️ poor Andy 😢

[@katzea.a7880]

What do you mean it doesn't have special minerals from Ireland? my friend whose great grandpa's bought wife's neighbour was irish told me it was true

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Infomercial Andy

[@Markm8]

Mans actually insane

[@StripezTheBeast]

Jerma really is the kind of guy just to throw everything but his gaming rig in one pile in his closet.

[@GoredonTheDestroyer]

I resemble that remark!

[@sinew1000]

It’s adhd

[@mr.pothosswag8396]

He goil squig la'doinkus 😂 🤣 🤣

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

It's weird the editors cut the 40+ minutes of him just playing it normally and actively pretending chat didn't exist. It was like watching a fish in an aquarium actively swimming away from a shark. He was so happy when he remembered chat existed.

[@freep3115]

Unpacking is all fun and games until the game tells you “that doesn’t go there”

[@daniellee4003]

I mean, the game's almost always reasonable with it to be fair. I'm glad it exists though because that's how Dark Star exists, where you put _everything_ in the wrong place and the background storytelling all changes to the main character just being a lazy asshole lmao

[@BonnieFluff]

Jerma casually admitted he NEEDS Funko Pops to survive.

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

I have five friends who are ADDICTED to Funko Pops. This is arguably the most normal thing Jerma has ever done. It's concerning and we need to make it stop.

[@Novalithium]

jerma realizes human beings have different needs for 20 minutes straight

[@2DLexa]

I don't think he understood that, just complained and forgot in like 30 seconds

[@SpenceIsAChef]

Jerma just casually admiring he can’t read or bake, and only owns 2 pairs of underwear is not how I thought this calm little game was gonna go.

[@WhataThyme]

Me: plays unpacking half a year after an awful divorce, cries at the subtexts of breakups and long relationships. Jerma: LOOK AT ALL THESE LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS THAT I HAVE TO PUT ACROSS MY WHOLE HOUSE! ...think about that. Jerma is a national treasure

[@2DLexa]

Really sorry to hear that my man. I also recently had a breakup and those themes really make you just pause and think and process it all over again. We're both gonna heal and be better in the end. All in due time. And this here insane boy will help us find at least a bit of peace :)

[@imBailout]

This game is a perfect example of me willing to do things I’d otherwise put off for days just because it’s an epic vidya game

[@JM-pk2nv]

... days? *looks at pile of clothing that hasn't moved in half a year*

[@Pigness7]

uhhhs *looks at box of crap that hasnt been unboxed in a year and a half* yeah haha true

[@craigory8123]

haha yea so true *looks at mutilated corpse thats been chilling in my apartment for years*

[@DoctaM364]

@@JM-pk2nv you need to improve your game or life just consumes you man

[@theshpee1214]

@@DoctaM364 Life shouldn't consume me, I don't taste too good. They might even get food poisoning.

[@draikken_]

Every time Jerma opens his mouth I learn just a little bit more on his complete inability to understand that other people are not exactly like him.

[@katzea.a7880]

Egomaniac Egret

[@CJacobsLP]

It took me a decade of watching but I think I have finally noticed that it m-may not be the joke I thought it was

[@mrpuddingpop1]

Who owns a scale😂 Chat: people who bake? But I don’t bake 😡

[@RickJaeger]

To Jerma, there are two kinds of humans on this Earth: 1) people like himself; 2) victims.

[@castor9683]

We are ALL Jerma on this blessed day

[@near4462]

I love how Jerma thinks cooking is just making sandwiches

[@MrQwerp]

we have to get the creator of this game to make a jerma level based on the stuff he has shown on stream

[@davebob4973]

1 empty room with a box of 1 funko pop and 20 wheels of cheese

[@croma2068]

Make sure to include the box he zerks off into before every stream

[@orangejoe2147]

@@davebob4973 and 1 dog bed for otto

[@PeelingCeiling35]

@@croma2068 and a meat grinder

[@fiaczek]

@@croma2068 dont forget the zerk off toothbrush

[@crassiewassie8354]

How can jerma Simultaneously be the worst Consumerist and own nothing at the exact same time

[@hydrxyMoron]

it is truly astonishing

[@Zedzilliot]

He throws everything away after 6-12 months

[@xXRedTheDragonXx]

Jerma figuring out that scratching those holographic things makes a cool noise is so funny to me, like didn't we all do that as kids?

[@2DLexa]

He was synthetically grown in a lab and never was a "kid"

[@EdenNeedsAYoutubeHandle]

Am I the only one with a deep, visceral hatred of that noise? Nails on a chalkboard does nothing for me but THAT noise specifically unnerves me even to this day 😭

[@succulentcod]

"that was fun" he says after threatening multiple times to throw all this innocent womans possessions in the trash

[@swaaws]

I love how his argument for no one needing a kitchen scale is “I don’t need a kitchen scale”

[@moth3544]

of course he counts making a turkey sandwich as cooking

[@lumenflare]

Jerma completely ignoring an entire facet of cooking with the scale bit shouldn’t surprise me but it does

[@ninelivesstealer]

Americans don't use scales unless they're serious professional chefs. We scoop flour straight from the bag with the measuring cup and hope it's close

[@radeklew1]

@@ninelivesstealer just throw some flour into the bowl with your bare hands, eyeball that shit.

[@Addsomehappy]

inches are hard to measure small weights in

[@scruffmutt]

@@ninelivesstealer not just Americans, a lot of Asian cooking goes off vibes. My Filipina friend’s grandmother never measured anything, so she doesn’t either lmao. Just gotta trust the spirits of your ancestors to guide you

[@madelinebitts2766]

@@scruffmutt That works for cooking, that doesn't work for baking, if its not exact it doesn't work. So you're also completely ignoring a facet of cooking.You're American too huh?

[@Mister_Pigeon]

He will throw everything away except his bathroom supplies, a rag, a pan that he hides under his bed, his setup + magic wizard wars mousepad and his funkopop shelf

[@quaker47]

whoever edits the videos that start with clips from newer episodes of the simpsons is a real trooper for actually watching the simpsons in current year

[@Blaurot]

Editor in descripi

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

ive heard from people that have been watching since the early seasons that we're currently going through a "simpsons Renaissance" lately, the episodes have drastically improved (but of course they'll never be able to recreate the feeling of the old simpsons) i dont know though, i havent watched them personally

[@Blaurot]

@@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 why post second hand rumors instead of verifying or just not commenting

[@mori2037]

@@Blaurot would *you* watch an entire season of a show you're not interested in to fact check a paragraph long youtube comment

[@terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39]

@@Blaurot my brother in Christ i just wanted to recommend to someone to watch the show for themselves if they liked the old simpsons but refuse to watch the new ones because of the long stream of shitty seasons i will literally go and watch some newer simpsons episodes and get back to you on if they're good or not if thats what you want

[@donatobianco8226]

Jerma editors must be getting a few minutes of grass time after pumping all these vids out this week. Wonder if Jerma will release them from captivity unlike the last batch.

[@th0mas_papill0n3]

Free range editors

[@katzea.a7880]

@@th0mas_papill0n3 From now on I'll be saying free range instead of freelance

[@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment]

@@katzea.a7880 there are also Lance Editors... But we don't talk about them. God rest their souls

[@lokuendog]

Watching the stream, I initially thought this would be a simple game about unpacking. I was promptly blown away by the heartwarming story it was able to tell through objects alone.

[@shebl3702]

fr unpacking is one of my all time favorite games bc of the storytelling

[@cryptidram]

in this stream we learn about jerma and his primal ways of living

[@jester.the.specter.]

im convinced if jerma left his room it'd just be the backrooms.

[@eetuv6075]

Thank god he's contained in there.

[@buildthebeast5562]

Jerma is too real of a person nothing influences his way of thinking except for himself and the voices in his head

[@at0micl0bster]

He calls the voices...”chat”

[@Lord_Vesh]

I love how genuine he sounded at 9:35 like he’s scolding an unruly child… which he is

[@XyphileousLF]

Jerma likes his collars too tight if he thinks you can't fix the hanger horns by tucking your knees in the shirt and stretching it until it breath like the summer bouses which maidens wear during their quarterly trysts through unsullied meadows under the summer sun's warm glow.

[@formerlypurple]

exactly what i was thinking

[@yashuab.2979]

Yeah, YEAH, YEAH YEAH!!!

[@bruhbbawallace]

ive never even gotten these hanger horns before but i hang all my shirts, this is somehow a brand new concept to me

[@yashuab.2979]

@@bruhbbawallace Maybe Jerma is talking about cheap t-shirts? Or maybe he has sharp hangers, idk because I never actually noticed.

[@maplerrrrr]

the whole scale bit makes me want to scream at my monitor becasuse that scale is for coffee, they have espresso machine there, you need a scale to make good espresso

[@checkurs675]

When is a scale used? Measuring out coffee beans?

[@skislope4218]

@@checkurs675 getting the right quantity of espresso grounds for the puck

[@pat1509]

Jerma drinks tea

[@katzea.a7880]

@@pat1509 Bri'ish Bryan

[@tesoro9623]

I heard this man on the radio this morning, i flipped shit so hard. Radio Star Andy

[@davebob4973]

i saw a video of it too

[@neon-kq6wz]

>Rants about materialism, why it's stupid >Later: "Oh wow I love these citrus themed coasters!! I gotta buy some of these!!"

[@ramunefur_r_2596]

His algorithm for organization makes perfect sense to me and my cbd brain. Where can I purchase his manifesto

[@umcaraaleatorioeggs3339]

Jerma will say the most blatant opinions on stream so I guess they count as his manifesto

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

I’m jealous that he has such a awesome Superman mousepad.

[@vaguely_boring]

"I dont like stuff" is the most sane weird thing jerma has ever said

[@9Sadness9]

14:30 One of my fav psycho moments. He's truly insane.

[@drsipp407]

I love that at 1:30 it looked like the sparkles were emanating from jermas face

[@dennybennis]

The terrifying revelation that chat has seen almost everything jerma owns minus the cooking pan + couch

[@DoctorPiccolo]

gaming

[@flooghini5248]

Damn, by three seconds

[@lewismass4320]

gaming

[@jonahrigotti6636]

Jeremy Elbertson, we want to see you play Fart Simulator

[@erickwalter2828]

#farthype

[@dinkleburg9023]

#fartvape, jerma has to vape a fart on stream for 1 billion off the debt

[@imsotiredofthiscrap2341]

@@dinkleburg9023 okay let’s not be TOO generous, 500 million off debt

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@imsotiredofthiscrap2341 if he refuses we demand 1 Morbillion added to the debt

[@jonahrigotti6636]

@@Mystic-Midnight we should be adding cumulative interest for every stream where he doesn't mention the debt

[@trencher8715]

I love these streams where jerma just tells us way too much about his life

[@based1039]

10:57 He's actually shoving mice into the meat grinder off-camera

[@dotmp3883]

About 6 months ago I actually did do the thing where you take a bunch of your stuff and just throw it away and I honeslty don't miss any of it AND my room is so much cleaner now honestly recommend

[@kfcchickenburger]

6:49 I think his "everything he owns" bit proves that the man is just secretly multiple clones that live in pods until the next streams and "him" and his whole "possession" is a set to make us believe he his a real human being.

[@gibbyfromicarlybestshow986]

"I enjoy that restaurant" -Jeremy Elbertson, in reference to McDonald's

[@lumerones]

Oh, you even found the Rubik's cube that Mr. Saw forgot when creating the first Rubik's Cube Test

[@largenstonesea]

Jerma's Guide to Survival: toilet paper, check, rag, check, tooth brush, check Success!

[@Schmuddel]

4:34 "I don't think that now, obviously" he said, like a liar.

[@reuben1658]

"You need, toilet paper.... You need, a RAG..."

[@HappyLarry.]

The worst part isn't that he's so deranged that he hates personal belongings (despite having a REDDIT SHELF) and just being clean, but the FUCKING PSYCHO decided to play a game called 'Unpacking' about unpacking and he HATES UNPACKING

[@sqqueakk]

I hope jerma walks out of his room but grabs the camera like a lost tape,, and when he leaves it’s him walking off set And when people ask him about it, he becomes ignorant and doesn’t address it

[@alphacode5]

jerma is like "yeah i cook, i make sandwiches"

[@6la6ni6]

Jerma is so hot for not caring about worldly possessions. King.

[@RhysClark97]

this quaint relaxing game in which you get to organise things however you want driving jerma insane.

[@ultimatequeenofdeath666]

i don't know why but this video is actually making me angry, and it's making me laugh at how worked up i'm getting, this man is a psycho but in a way that so easily rubs off on you that it's funny in itself

[@lukelmaooooo]

whenever I see the jerma sad face I always remember it was because he was crying laughing from screams and farts

[@sockbomb6802]

minimalist andy

[@carby6831]

I want a jerma cooking stream

[@bastardfish4498]

Oh my god why is this game so stressful holy shit I’m literally going to freak out

[@ragnos2262]

Yet another video of jerma telling me what I do and don't need. I love ignoring this guy

[@DerpSquid]

So cool for Jeremy to play Hatred for us :)

[@janky477]

Jerma talking to chat is like the funny Uncle the kids pick on and bother constantly because he makes them laugh at every reaction.

[@Mat-zf9bf]

Animal crossing home design but you don't get to buy make and place your own things. Instead, sorting work is demanded of you and God highlights your mistakes in a blood red laser outline.

[@gyroscope915]

Did......did this man just say he didn't use soap?

[@OdaSwifteye]

He slimes himself like a degenerate.

[@troyhadge8300]

Niche games really bring the best out this man

[@mitchh5596]

the Anti Soap Bar is insane! lol the audacity of this man! Subbed

[@wahoo42069]

Jerma is actually right about the kitchen scale, I do have one that I use semi-often, but only ever to measure my weed/shrooms.

[@unusualcook]

deranged man points to his shelf of funko pops and claims that "this is all I own in my life"

[@gavinmaxwell7950]

This is just 5min of Unpack and then 15min of Jerma talking about his mousepad

[@mcdonols]

I enjoy that the his basic complaint increased in emotion and extrapolation over time

[@skukko9627]

He gets lost in his own frustration

[@potatoisland7214]

We were born to late to explore the Earth, and too early to explore the universe, but we a born in the time of Jerma985

[@shimp_]

18:37 boston retains its stone cold grip on jerma. the faht heard around the world

[@NachozMan]

LOL I relate so much to the just wanting to smash all my stuff and throw it away vibe when moving, in fact whenever I have moved I've indeed used it as a time to figure out what items I REALLY need, and throw everything else out

[@disco8301]

Sigma Saving-Money Andy versus the Chat Consumer Carls

[@josh2.623]

6:27 “I want such a small amount of stuff, stuff that makes me… do I need it to survive?” - A man who owns 158 different funko pops

[@mummynapkin.]

*he uses 50+ small hook-able meat hooks piercing the shoulder sleeves and hangs them wet and drys them out in the freezing meat room

[@mummynapkin.]

2:53

[@crassiewassie8354]

I love how this game just gives jerma anxiety "How do I put a dead body in my closet if it's full of all this useful shit! Like water!"

[@callmeluna8903]

i agree this game is stressful. I wanna be able to decorate how I want and not be forced to find the correct area

[@sydhatesscience4286]

you actually can! in the settings you can change it to be able to put everything where you want !

[@grumpysphinx4911]

Same! I would get this game if it had a sandbox mode where you could put anything wherever you want, but as it is I just find it stressful and it's a shame because I really like the look and concept and I feel it would actually be really relaxing to me with that sandbox.

[@Zedzilliot]

@@grumpysphinx4911 look at the comment above you

[@crackedemerald4930]

6:22 meanwhile, the reddit shelf behind him.

[@Ghajlalalala]

I feel a strong hatred towards Jeremy. He’s been hoarding my 7 year old son for the past 16 and a half months. At first it was nice with the house being all quiet, but to be honest I kinda miss the little bastard.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Well he’s not 7 now

[@endig4501]

@@DeathnoteBB No, he still is. Jeremy Elbertson has strange and frightening abilities.

[@grumpysphinx4911]

He's 7-15 years old

[@Ghajlalalala]

@@grumpysphinx4911 7-9

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

12:00 it's entirely jermas fault here lol. He put the underwear on the closet floor at first.

[@mr.costello6749]

according to jerma his belongings consist of toilet paper, a rag, a toothbrush, a couple pans, some consoles, some games, a couch, and a vr headset

[@TombstoneDjango]

Jerma’s second mousepad was equally not what I expected and the least surprising thing. Like of course that was it.

[@TZ_]

12:32 anybody else notice how the game keeps going like nothing happened when he “falls over”? PRE-RECORDED STREAMER!

[@chairheadplasterfeet175]

I'm never inviting Jerma to my house he would explode with rage

[@ToxiKrisis]

can't believe Jerma likes Irish Spring. shit dries out your skin like nothing else

[@marchofthepigs36]

It's made with fat

[@JM-pk2nv]

that's why we like it! OILY SKIN GANG!!

[@ghostface5559]

>"I don't wanna own a lot of stuff" >wants to buy everything from every informercial he saw Okay mister hypocritical harry

[@Mystic-Midnight]

He is just a little boy and a victim to marketing

[@preheatx]

Zillionare streamer brags about being able to use liquid bodywash and belittles the poor

[@TheDolphinTuna]

Man, from the title I thought he would be playing the game "Hatred"

[@zuccmachine6323]

Streamer whose words are immortalized in the Library of Congress goes INSANE trying to unpack boxes

[@vayrayy]

My god this is the most stressful thing I’ve ever watched

[@leifybear2286]

Jerma is the only content creator that can make me take a sly look at the wok in my cupboard during an unpacking game.

[@kyleleehufnagel]

Magicka Wizard Wars? Where my real OG NL heads at?

[@SprDrumio64]

Juellermo Del Toro

[@peteraustin9057]

In the event of the apocalypse, jerma plans on bartering the contents of his reddit shelf for food and supplies