Unregistered HyperCam 2 - Jerma Moments

[@s.hitman]

What really sold the perfomance was him turning and saying "no I'll go to bed in an hour"

[@KINGBublepop]

And the chair squeaking sounded like a door

[@will.brunette8619]

I swear that there’s actually a female voice or Is that edited over

[@SlayCC]

@@will.brunette8619 He did a different stream where he gets a random clip from a random moment from streams or videos in the past, and ended up getting this part of the stream so he improvised being the mom

[@urbainleverrier1]

6:58

[@cleanclouds]

@@will.brunette8619 ... Someone didn't watch the end of the video.

[@Zorro9129]

This clip is from fourteen years ago, that means Jerma was barely forty when this was filmed.

[@aao7179]

what a boomer

[@slyseal2091]

this is a lie, they didn't have electricity back when Jerma had hair

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@slyseal2091 this video was encoded in hieroglyphics on a proto-Pharaonic megalith.

[@eccentricjoe8786]

Jeremy Titus underrated comment

[@bobiszack2768]

Can believe he's 96 now

[@knockrotter9372]

this was somebody's first jerma stream, think about that

[@Emeraldspire1]

i wish so much to have experienced this without knowing who jerma was prior

[@spoder22]

and probably last lol

[@Rubeziska]

You honestly can say that about any jerma stream and it would still apply

[@callmedawn6781]

I’ve watched so much of this mans content for a month now and have just realized some of the jokes you’d only get if you know the man, it’s kinda crazy and a little genius all together I love it and him

[@azthall4645]

@@callmedawn6781 Jerma in my opinion is one of the best streamers of all time. He’s so predictable but unpredictable at the same time and manages to make so many people laugh without using dark humor.

[@hoshizoralone]

you know its about to get real when he says “i’m dedicated to this joke”

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

No replies, wow.

[@Medved-]

True

[@abiduestafelu]

Someone should make a copilation of those moments lol

[@formerlyskidsinmyute]

@@abiduestafelu what is a copilation?

[@burgernthemomrailer]

@@formerlyskidsinmyute a copulation

[@cam897]

yeah, I’ll go to bed in like an hour

[@offended323]

Jeremy did say that

[@GOmegaPHD]

I'll be up in like 20 minutes

[@indygon]

I saw a clip of that in a Jerma compilation a while back and I legitimately thought it must have been from like 12 years ago. He got me.

[@pun5925]

ok

[@Cringe34R]

Um yea I um mom I puked

[@BLK_MN]

“Is it weird that I don’t wanna *stop* doing this” No, it isn’t. I wish he just did this randomly once every few months.

[@dcmurphy5157]

To think of the number of people who would be seeing Jerma for the first time in this quality. It brings a smile to my face.

[@endig4501]

Okay what the fuck, I jumped ahead in the video and ended up at the moment he said this.

[@thomasway0320]

Rebrand himself as the time traveling streamer.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Desync does it better, imo.

[@cleanclouds]

@@bbbbbbb51 nolol

[@blobberberry]

"Jerma go to the bathroom! You're shitting yourself!" "No Mom, just a few more minutes"

[@R33fth3b33f]

Not yet..

[@kankeydong2500]

Nahyet...

[@R33fth3b33f]

Not yet, what the heck

[@obobo08080]

"no, no just a sec- what the heck!" i love that video

[@goblinoide]

Nahyeh, wa tha hegh..

[@Nealrex101]

2022: Jerma's Unregistered HyperCam 2 bit is admitted into the library of congress, Jerma is admitted into psych ward

[@boneiy]

Sick sad world

[@boneiy]

@you're in mandom only real gangsters know the answer to that

[@JeanMarceaux]

Psych ward of Congress

[@DefaultSkins]

Glory at what cost

[@LizardKingTF2Halo174]

It's getting close

[@Profile__1]

8:26 Honestly this part when he just starts cracking up out of nowhere, without context, adds to the psychotic feel of the joke.

[@Retrofilms]

I think he’s laughing at his texting bit

[@waves-]

my brother

[@sauercrowder]

I didn't know whether he was breaking character or not

[@nikoemil]

Chat always gets him

[@cleanclouds]

@@Retrofilms No he wasn't.

[@lordofthelandsquids]

The labored coughing really makes this one

[@rei1sba315]

Wb the door opening an him talking to his “mom”

[@lordofthelandsquids]

@@rei1sba315 you're absolutely right

[@yukinine9301]

It's the voices he does that gets me

[@bernjib1995]

The awful positioning, the semi transparent facecam, the fact you can see each individual pixel on his face. The way he doesn’t even talk for like 90% of the time he’s doing it. Ladies and gentlemen, I know people bandy this phrase around a lot but this really is a UNESCO world heritage bit

[@halolime117]

ITS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!

[@tussletoes]

So ahead of his time.

[@lunardogs2416]

@@tussletoes or behind it, as it were

[@TheWaterboy818]

The fact that he just doesnt say a thing is so good

[@ZetaVec]

You mean “bandi this phrase” ;)

[@Yuckod]

The chair squeaks brings this all together

[@wall4818]

the amount of likes is the same as the quality this was filmed in

[@accountrandomnumber182]

​@@wall4818 30k resolution Real

[@spiderlink1248]

I love the fact that Jerma didn't actually turn the lights off, but instead altered the webcam enough to look like it did.

[@malthehansen7915]

Don't gaslight me

[@Dublin_N]

@@malthehansen7915 GAS

[@koda236]

Im telling my mommy on you,

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

@@malthehansen7915 can't handle the GYAS

[@IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN]

@@koda236 well I'll tell my daddy on you!

[@TapChap]

I love how Jerma has spouts of total commitment to a bit, is nailing it all the way through and then suddenly, the absurdity of the joke hits him and he just cracks lol

[@bLzy...]

fr

[@FredrikSkievan]

@@user-kz9zi7rv9p Your fate is sealed and any hope of escape is futile, make peace with your destiny.

[@SuperWiiBros08]

He has to do an entire stream like that and have some girl at home during that to play as the mother.

[@engineerisengihere3131]

Or prerecord it

[@johnjowari7128]

Star as the girl!!

[@aug3842]

@Vinluv Handesbukia hot 🥵

[@zohanthegreat7391]

I swear Jerma looks like the postal dude when he does this bit

[@unconscious7219]

@@zohanthegreat7391 "Zorns don't kill people, I do."

[@overdose-paradise]

This couldve only possibly been funnier if instead of having a screen capture he just had a second Webcam set up pointing at the computer screen streaming DSP style

[@johnjowari7128]

DSP is just Etalyx being not funny right?

[@stargazer2312]

Ive seen a guy stream with his camera pointing at the old tv screen, and for webcam, he put a mirror next to the tv

[@penzorphallos3199]

@@stargazer2312 legit 400 iq

[@killerbug05]

@@stargazer2312 3000iq gigabrain

[@anerrorhasoccurred8727]

@@stargazer2312 that’s honestly fucking incredible

[@javelin4646]

this is one of the best bits he's ever done

[@dadogdoin1360]

3year ago comment with 1.8k likes but 0 REPLYS

[@veqzor]

​@@dadogdoin1360and you ruined it

[@dadogdoin1360]

@@veqzor it was an honor doing so

[@cozybones4644]

Jerma should have uploaded this bit to his main channel with no explanation.

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

Plot twist, his main channel never existed.

[@ithebinman]

Surreal to see these old quality 2009 twitch streams, Jerma has really come a long way

[@juicebox9859]

@Brupcat family guy 24/7 stream

[@Solvo6000]

Twitch was made in 2011

[@ithebinman]

@@Solvo6000 whoosh

[@Solvo6000]

Luke Adams chungus wholesome pickle Rick 100

[@ithebinman]

@@Solvo6000 jermaJup1 jermaJup2

[@beaverbicycle]

The slow descent into snuff-footage quality video fucking kills me.

[@pyroparagon8945]

Even modern snuff makers invest in 4k cameras lmao, they take pride in their production quality

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@pyroparagon8945 oh, that's why they always use the most dull blade possible?

[@pyroparagon8945]

@@thebadwolf3088 dull blades hurt more, lad

[@Dia06]

@uwau Sosu pfp

[@2Dtube1]

Imagine being a newcomer to the internet, wanting to watch some twitch streams about video games and you see Jerma on the front page with lot of viewers, and he's just in the apex of the joke and you think everyone's serious

[@itzshankr]

Joke? What joke is that if I might be so bold as to inquire?

[@johnswag3254]

@@itzshankr the video

[@brddiieijdogcoc]

@@johnswag3254 woosh

[@toceeno874]

@@brddiieijdogcoc 😐

[@williams951]

This was legitimate my experience I remember watching one of these videos thinking what the fuck is going on. Wasn't even sure if it was real or not 😂

[@johannesnylund8985]

I started to screamlaugh when he just got up and walked out without saying anything.

[@adistantonion2202]

He was gonna be there in 20 mins.

[@aussiesloth211]

Wow guess who didn’t ask?

[@cheese5081]

@@aussiesloth211 I asked :)

[@theworstmaid]

@@aussiesloth211 get this, you can say things without needing to be asked anything

[@stevo8782]

@@aussiesloth211 you must be a riot at parties

[@dylon4906]

everything about this was fucking gold, especially the "fucking piece of shit" after "his mom" leaves and the random fits of laughter as he becomes self aware of what a stupidly funny thing hes doing. i wouldve lost my ever loving shit seeing newcomers in chat joining during this part and thinking hes viewbotting

[@lemmyem]

I never realized that 144p Jerma faintly looks like Matt from Supermega

[@luckybuck3265]

I thought the same thing

[@LittleWeevil]

Jerma is Matt, Burgah Boy is Ryan

[@joneybaloney]

HE DOES OMFG

[@bonelegged]

Matt Watson from SuperMega???

[@ethanwoods9571]

144p Jerma looks like idubbz

[@torisu_exe]

the way he said "it's 2AM" and "soon" as the mother is too perfect

[@dremovremen1764]

When I watched this bit in other compilations without context, I genuinely thought it's his mother, even though I knew he was fucking around.

[@medicami]

This is the "Slime Guy" 'stream before he even made that joke

[@MrBLARG85]

We all know he'll never do it . . . but god, I want to be proven wrong.

[@RordamJ]

^ these guys havent seen the slime stream PepeLaugh

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@RordamJ they don't know

[@burdok4138]

@@MrBLARG85 Imagine being this clueless LUL

[@JEASOUA]

we need a third stream where he pretends to be the guy on call with him

[@jusma21]

Was that the bit from frog detective?

[@C4V4C0]

"I miss old Jerma" You happy now? Is this what you wanted?

[@spookhyskeleton]

Yes.

[@C4V4C0]

@@spookhyskeleton psychopath

[@Zanytiger6]

The cherry on top is him leaving his door open and you just hear his Heater blaring in the background

[@paragonrobbie9270]

The moment I was about to say "all he needs is his mom inter-" he swiveled his head and said he would go to bed in about an hour.

[@kabusohikaru6187]

Are you talking to yourself while watching KZbin videos

[@Nekrumorfiini1]

@@kabusohikaru6187 And you mean to say you don't?

[@kabusohikaru6187]

@@Nekrumorfiini1 Jerma fans project their own insanity unto him, he's a completely normal and stable guy unlike you

[@korncracker]

@@kabusohikaru6187 yes

[@Miqolivia]

I wanna meet the guy whose first jerma stream was this, at this exact moment

[@JeanMarceaux]

Kali Primp, he's in a comment section here

[@dt8698]

Hi yes I’m here. This dudes fucking hilarious

[@LolWutMikehSM]

Everyone misses the consideration of tuning into a second stream after following THIS content

[@johnjowari7128]

Those people needs a hug, Jerma just scarred them for life.

[@oakalquine5484]

at 3:26 , that webcam, and audio quality looks like a neural network trained to generate jerma videos by watching countless hours of footage. it kind of scares me.

[@vbgvbg1133]

It is, jerma was always an ai

[@whynotanyting]

"Still having hallucinations? Perhaps it's your drinking." "My drinking is not an issue-" Jerma: *SEVERE COUGHING

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Like Jerma said, these were the type of videos that you'd just watch in silence. You'd just watch them and do nothing except sit there and scratch your ass.

[@NoNameAtAll2]

what... do you do with normal youtube videos? talk along like karaoke?

[@Astrid-Palumbo]

@@NoNameAtAll2 lol, honestly yeah.

[@defsouul3127]

@@NoNameAtAll2 Jesus you're a shit in other fandoms too?

[@raspymorten]

Byeah origin bit would be a good Jerma moment to do.

[@booty_hunter4207]

Holy fuck byeah was jerma?? This man goes deeper then I ever thought before

[@IcedPTO]

10:52 I love how he looks at the stream and just loses it

[@ColinKoval]

When you hear jerma say "I'm dedicated to this joke" you know it's gonna be a good one

[@ZombieDasher]

Jerma Jokes really do go the extra mile

[@orangejoe2147]

You know he’s dedicated to this joke when he says “I’m dedicated to this joke”

[@canismori]

I wish Jerma did more shit like this

[@MangasColoradas941]

this is still my favorite jerma joke

[@juicebox9859]

just cause 64 was good too,where he put the game on a 3ds picture with transparent snot on it

[@Peachy_Fuzzy]

It's everybody's favorite purple gay lycanroc!

[@RisenSlash]

He literally does stuff like this every few streams

[@P-R-O-M-E-T-H-E-U-S]

I wish i didnt just see your pfp

[@2782Jack]

I'm glad someone cut this, I wanted to have that one bit where he redid the joke as the mom as a standalone because currently its part of a 3 hour stream that I have to pick through each time I want to see the redone version of that meme.

[@CrazyGamer1541]

It's on a highlight, I watched it a few weeks ago. I can try to find the link

[@2782Jack]

@@CrazyGamer1541 That's fine, I just wanted to thank him for doing this highlight because as far as I knew, he was the first one to clip it.

[@bobbeyferginson4952]

my internet is really shit at the moment and i had to watch this video in 144p and that made the experience a whole lot better

[@swapper5684]

This wouldn’t be funny if anybody else did it. It only works because Jerma is exactly the type of person to spend 20 minutes setting up a 5 minute bit

[@OHamProductions]

This is the most accurate representation of early gaming videos and honestly I don't think this will ever be topped.

[@zabbyzooby]

I laughed so damn hard when he silently got up to get a snack that I nearly lost consciousness from oxygen deprivation.

[@naudalyke]

This was one of my first streams seeing him and it was in the middle of the bit. I was thinking "what... Do people like abt jerma" And gave up, only to give him another try back in January. He has top tier humor/bits

[@propername4830]

You won

[@offended323]

@@propername4830 The Internet big chungus style

[@johnjowari7128]

JermaVenus

[@con3879]

This is the guy people talk about when they say "Imagine that guy who enters the stream in the middle of a joke"

[@starzariaguy5151]

That mom voice was so realistic.

[@captaincook8032]

First time I saw the clip was when he pretended to be the mom. I genuinely thought his mom was there and I was confused on how he got his mom to do the bit

[@dox8148]

@@captaincook8032 lmao same here when I heard the first part of this I was so confused when the mom didn’t come in lmao

[@Astrid-Palumbo]

@@captaincook8032 i could tell it was jerma but i didnt realize it was prerecorded so i thought he just had the ability to do 2 voices at the same time which was a totally typical and jerma thing to do

[@andersoncoutinho7481]

I thought he and his girlfriend were doing a bit. That voice is way too good.

[@maverickREAL]

Jerma seamlessly adding to the bit 2 years later is insane. Like, the dedication is already amazing but adding and tirelessly tweaking a second bit ON TOP of the first one after chancing across it is just next level

[@brett8094]

i feel like jerma is the only streamer that i can say has fulfilled quarantine for me, i can't stop watching him

[@disskadenisska]

Same

[@MiniMuni69]

I’m so glad I watched that random spider video that was in my recommended feed. It’s been a blast since 2019 for me.

[@thebadwolf3088]

@KruzSTUDIO same lmfao

[@jackpumpoen]

he’s somehow made himself into a completely unlikable person in a few simple steps. i never thought i would want to end him more

[@intheshadowofathousandbean563]

I thought he does that on every stream, when he does a bit for way too long and keep coming to it through the entire stream. Oh wait that's what we love him for

[@PinkBroBlueRope]

The fact that all of his shit creaks so loudly works so well for this

[@fgrcdefeatkiller7724]

why does compressed jerma look like idubbbz?

[@leunrphantom9524]

I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@hotto-dogu5829]

He went from iDubbbz to IRL tf2 scout

[@cyborghyena]

I've never seen Jerma and idups in the same room, have you?

[@fgrcdefeatkiller7724]

@@cyborghyena ohgod oh man

[@xr.3102]

That’s because idubbbz is just jerma but compressed

[@dumbsterbaby8996]

it actually looks better when it's in 144p. it makes the camera look a bit smoother

[@offended323]

The quality of his camera is so bad it breaks the laws of reality

[@Eveoriginalsinner]

omg

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

Can you name anyone else that’s willing to go this far just for a joke to entertain the fans?

[@MysteriousStrangerVA]

@Puppu Jinks All friends of Jerma, interestingly enough.

[@myawsomebox]

“Birds of a feather flock together”, and all that.

[@kiwicami287]

birds of a blether

[@gordonramsayfan327]

Dude those were all just chat bots. So are you and I.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@gordonramsayfan327 holy crap. I never knew. What do I do now? How do I live?

[@delta7_actual]

7:01 This clip was soo good, when i first started watching jerma i thought this was a legit clip that was 12 years old only now discovering the truth XD XD

[@spitgorge2021]

he would be like 23 if it was 12 years ago but i get it

[@Ayeloo]

"im dedicated to this joke" is all you have to hear

[@uishy340]

Jerma in a nutshell tbf

[@eymn-13]

His mom voice is so fucking accurate

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

the “be his mom” bit is the best bit that took longer than two years to make

[@Wignut]

This was perfect. Almost expected a "Yo this shit scary bro 😐"

[@taquito1561]

The fact that he's coughing is just extremely convincing.

[@billytheelf5652]

14:54 is within the top 5 best jerma clips ever

[@disposable_income_andy]

the "i look like a fucking serial killer" bit is golden because it literally does. like i imagine this would be footage found in the home of like the bjork stalker or some other mentally unhinged psychopath.

[@nonameswerechosen]

This belongs in the library of Congress

[@dcmurphy5157]

Call it improve comedy. This pushes the bounds of what a joke can be. Asking chat to be in on a joke while intentionally lowering the visual quality of a stream is genius. And to think that some of his fans today saw this as their first Jerma stream.

[@ozzybornhexson]

With how good he is at the bit, 100% he used to be one of those streamers or watched them constantly, because by God was that literally how one went back then, and now I badly need to find a streamer who streams like this to scratch the itch

[@local_waver]

The levels of meta contained within this joke is unreal

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

I can’t handle how the game became EASIER to see when he sharpened the footage.

[@sakesaurus]

no, that's exactly what sharpening does to blurring......

[@starzariaguy5151]

The loud creaking chair only adds to this bit.

[@SagaciousDjinn]

This to me, by definition, without exaggeration, I genuinely feel, was one of the best moments in internet history.

[@justanedit001]

So cool of you to show a video of Jerma’s humble beginnings back when he was a 0 viewer streamer

[@jedidigha]

It’s like an insane alter ego just keeps trying to break out of a normal dude

[@SamFreelancePolice]

Cool to see that you're going back to classic Jerma moments and not just the latest stuff. Nice job as always.

[@helloimtom100]

I still think this was the best joke of the decade

[@copyrightstrike4666]

Your pfp really threw me off when scrolling down quickly

[@DrTacoPHD665]

13:27 Are you?!? are You.. are you?!! Are you are you.. Are you STReaming?!

[@SeraphicDeur]

I'd like to stream but I know this is exactly how it'd turn out

[@flamingstallion]

I was like “haha, yeah” the whole time but I lost it when he took out his phone

[@ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INCLUDING THE REWATCH BIT! I’m obsessed with him doing the mom voice to respond to himself

[@chaos_lolz]

wow what a busy day I'm going to treat myself to the "unregistered hypercam 2" jerma clip

[@thundermill7109]

10:40 the horror starts to form behind Jerma and when he notices it he laughs because it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen.

[@koalabear1984]

I unironically want a low quality jerma video. It looks so chill and just that level nostalgic 2010 level of boring

[@_soska]

recording next to the elephants foot

[@JaxontheOkay]

the way he's mad all the time and just not really enjoying the game is the best

[@PlgDctr]

What's crazy is that he randomly stumbled upon that clip of himself years later and immediately remembered that he had an interaction with 'mom', decided to act as 'mom' and played his part perfectly!

[@joechimpzeecom]

Watching this for the first time is like Reservoir Dogs or something, because I can see what the thumbnail looks like, and I know that he's somehow going to get there.

[@brandonster]

This might be the closest thing to the Slime Guy stream.

[@connorambrosino1741]

Can you please tell me what that is so I can see it?

[@op-nl7dj]

This guy doesn’t catch the slime guy streams lmao

[@connorambrosino1741]

@@op-nl7dj AHHHHHHH IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE IS IT HIS HOUSE FLIPPER STREAM?

[@op-nl7dj]

Connor Ambrosino kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWjZiIFnp5ymmKM

[@connorambrosino1741]

@@op-nl7dj I knew it thank you

[@trulyinfamous]

This still holds the top place for my favorite joke Jerma has done.

[@ariezon]

this is my favourite one holy shit, thanks dude

[@Llucmenork]

I honestly saw this out of context and i thought it was like a really old video of him, got me good.

[@EclipsaMyrtenaster]

The fact that this is actually how it looked AND sounded back in like 2008 to 2012 makes the joke 1000x better

[@we-must-live]

just missing a thousand notifications of the same guy going online and offline for the entire video

[@allyski5914]

this is one of those jerma bits i wish i could watch for the first time it’s so fucking funny

[@cazzenova9286]

i remember thinking it feels like something you'd see in those "Disturbing/Unsettling Videos on the Internet", like its kinda fucking terrifying in a way

[@JaxontheOkay]

yeah like this guy turned out to be a murderer

[@lukaluukaa]

if i had no context whatsoever the random bouts of laughter would terrify me

[@SnowEspeon]

Legitimately one of the greatest things I’ve seen Jerma do and the chat just made it even better, Jerma wanting to continue a joke so badly means it’s either terrible or legendary and this was most definitely the latter

[@N4orEditor]

classic tier jerma moment

[@Jvd1925]

This made me feel like I was back at my friends house in 2006 watching him play Bully on his 360

[@hammies.]

so funny at 7:28 where he can't see what he's looking at so he's just shooting the floor

[@sworddemonboggle1491]

I’m so glad jerma was able to upgrade his streaming setup, just goes to show that even in 2020 you can’t always get the best software and hardware

[@lu1___]

Future Jerma: “How’s that, is that fine?” Past Jerma: “That’s too good” Future Jerma: I know, it is pretty good, thanks Jeremy.”

[@mikehockishard4367]

Jermy Swuirmy ☺️

[@MetricPolygon]

I doubted the glasses at first but it really completed the look

[@nekakagiggle]

Yo dude thanks for having that as your profile pic as without it I wouldn't check your channel, listen to a badass 8bit splatoon remix, reverse image search a tiny portrait, then read one of the best mangas I've read in a long while. Sorry if I sound insane, just wanted to share.

[@MetricPolygon]

@@nekakagiggle haha, no problem man. enjoy the manga

[@Profile__1]

Jerma should actually start a separate Stream channel where it is nothing but this character streaming random games exactly like this.

[@johnjowari7128]

Lmao

[@toaster9922]

the Authentic late 2000s experience

[@pliskin101]

These meta jokes are great.

[@MagicalManFromMars]

This is one of the best streamer bits of all time, ever. It never gets old, Jerma doing shit like this is him at his peak. Using the medium of streaming itself to make a bit like this is so meta and stupid, but perfect in every way.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

Watching this I was thinking to myself “Ah I wish I could suggest for him to start coughing and sniffling.” and then he did, and it almost made me fall over.