Karma Is a B*

[@LordBloodraven]

When I was a bartender, the problematic customers got the bare minimum in their glass with each drink ordered. The chill customers who deescalated fights/altercations would find their most expensive drink listed as $0.00 on their receipt. Reward the heroes, punish the assholes.

[@DezyVic93]

Y'all be careful with those tailgaters. I refused to cooperate with someone who was bullying people out of their way and when I didn't react as they would've preferred she got real mad. We were on a basic city street and she pulled out of the lanes and started blocking all lanes in front of me. I had to go into the opposite lane to clear the Intersection before she finished getting out of her car. I thought she had a gun because she had something in her hand. So I dipped out. This happened 3 times before I ran a red light, turned a corner and drove through a neighborhood into 2 different apartment complex parking lots and when I couldn't shake her I pulled up next to a group of women and yelled for their help and that I was being chased and to please call the cops. They did absolutely nothing. She caught up with me and pulled out her LAUNDRY DETERGENT and poured the last of it on my car. I was on my way to confront her when I realized it was just soap but my boyfriend pulled me back by my shirt collar and. When I looked back at him, she took off. To the crazy lady who did this: I HOPE you stub your toe at least once a week for the rest of your life. I hope your laundry detergent always spills when you're doing your clothes. I hope you get hangnail and chapped lips in the winter. I hope you lose one of every pair of socks you have and that your favorite jeans stop fitting. I hope you ALWAYS spill food on every white shirt you'll ever own. Stop.being.trash. No one's time is worth someone's life. Cars are weapons. ALSO tailgaters usually get the wiper fluid treatment. Splish splash. It throws them off and they slow down. Only works in the summer though. In winter they can do whatever but I refuse to part take.

[@nessapina3414]

What is the wiper fluid treatment?

[@DezyVic93]

@@nessapina3414 when someone gets too close especially on the freeway, I turn on my wipers and shoot some fluid so as I'm driving it splashes anyone who is directly behind me.

[@nessapina3414]

@@DezyVic93 ohhh that makes sense

[@nl3266]

Why didn’t you just ask your boyfriend to call the cops..?

[@DezyVic93]

@@nl3266 he did at the same time. I was just trying to gather witnesses in case we got shot. I figured if she was going to do something crazy, she'd think twice in front of a crowd.

[@Fruit_Infiniti]

I don’t like slowing down for tailgaters. I go as fast as I’m comfortable with, which is usually the speed limit. Reason: I don’t want to make the people behind the tailgater suffer for the tailgater’s bull. Unless the tailgater is honking, I ignore their pushiness.

[@conswellaadams7302]

When someone is rude and in a hurry and they ask me to open another lane I will deliberately wait until they are next in line before I do it.

[@huwguyver4208]

Lol nice. Comply with their demand in the most infuriating way possible 😆

[@rayanderson5797]

Had a funny instance, since most of this seems to be about cars: I was in a safety meeting at work when one of the office workers decided to call me out for driving slow in the mornings. Now, I'll freely admit I drive slow in the mornings. I'm still half asleep. But as I told her, I keep to the far right lane at all times so she can just go around me. She said something to the effect of "Everyone knows you can go 10 miles over the limit, so you could speed up." And the guy at the front of the room, the safety instructor, is just giving her this look like "Did you seriously just tell someone to speed in a company truck? During a meeting where I'm trying to tell people _not_ to speed in company vehicles?" Felt nice to be justified for once.

[@notreallyboney]

Lmao at the driver turning off lights, when the tailgater overtook. AND the red food coloring story, lol

[@zeeku2299]

... wow as a truckdriver that gets stuck behind people like all of these passive aggressive d-bags in the video on an hourly basis... this video gave me PTSD and extremely high blood pressure... if you play games, your involving everyone around you not just the person you have a beef with... regardless if the other person is in the wrong, if you react in a provocative way you are just as, if not more in the wrong then the other driver.

[@Danno_87]

Same with the idiots trying to drive 90 when everyones going 60

[@hsharma3933]

Great…lessons in passive aggressivity

[@UpdootEverything]

Glad you think so!

[@taharied5643]

*aggression

[@rdred8693]

If someone is tailgating me, I pull over and try to let them pass. You NEVER know if they are having a emergency.

[@xkidgey]

One time in a traffic jam I was in there was a ridiculous amount of cars passing on the right shoulder to get to the next exit WHICH WAS LITERALLY THE EXIT EVERY SINGLE CAR HAD TO USE because the highway was completely closed after some massive pile-up. Eventually a guy driving an 18 wheeler in front of me started splitting lanes to block the shoulder and I thought that was awesome

[@snowwhitehair485]

When anyone using our overcrowded works car park parked so close to my driver's door that I could not enter my car from that side I always made a point of winding down my window and moving their door-mounted mirror out of alignment. I'm sure they always got the message when they tried to back out.

[@jeffmccrea9347]

At our Walmart, it seems like literally everyone and their brother is related and decide to hold a family reunion in the middle of the main aisle. They clot there like blood. I use the scooters as I'm disabled. When I hit these clots, I pull up and lay on the horn until they break loose. I had a friend, when I lived in New York, who put 2 different window washer tanks and pumps in his car. The left tank / pump was washer fluid for the drivers side. The right tank / pump was ammonia with the passenger side squirter nozzle bent to the right for anyone on that side who messes with him. He also had a stop light flasher unit stolen out of a school bus wired to his high beams. If he came up behind someone who was dragging ass below the speed limit, he'd hit the flasher making them believe he was an unmarked cop. He would tailgate them with the flasher until they pulled over. Just as they stopped, he would whizz out from behind them and wave as he sailed by. He was driving the old Brighton N.Y. police chief's car that he bought at auction. It had no badges or top lights but was a proper model looking unmarked cop car.

[@Pattmore]

At my high school people in hallways it’s crowded But what I hate the most is when people would stop and talk in a busy hallway I mean seriously 😒 It’s like a car stopping in the middle of a busy road

[@The1adventurebound]

Have an obnoxious boss/coworker who takes joy in offloading shit jobs or their work on you? Next time sandbag them by asking a lot of questions about the task to “fully understand the assignment and the expected outcome”. With a little practice, you can easily burn 30-45 minutes of their time discussing a 10 minute task. If they try to blow you off, schedule a couple of unnecessary meetings. Watching them go from frustrated to annoyed to angry always amuses me.

[@paobun628]

“That sucks doesn’t it?” With a very caring meaningful tone

[@Leelz247]

I'm too focused on punishing myself to punish anyone else.

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

The person with the dog whistle: this cracks me up too when one dog is freaking out and another is just looking at them like "stop it, get some help". Same with baby's and small children who just stare at another crying like 👁️👄👁️

[@RedRelationships1]

you're right

[@LilDaeva]

I'm more amazed that the entire family trained the neighbour to get used to her dogs barking instead of her training the dogs to not bark at people/dogs passing by, my dog never barked at people passing by, but always get really loud when people went into my property without me accompanying them, gets me a bit embarrassed, but very proud, and people gets amused when I tell them why he does that.

[@monsecookies-u7x]

I worked at this one candy shop that sells caramel and candy apples. Upon request we could cut the apples for them. If someone came in and tapped aggressively on the apple case and said “Give me this and you can cut it.” In a very aggressive way we would only cut it halfway down. Or if they would stare after bagging the thing and say “cut it!” We’d only do it partially because fuck that condescending attitude. If someone was kind, polite and said please after requesting we cut it, we’d even remove the paper stick so it doesn’t brown as quickly.

[@BarryObaminable]

This is why you drive a 15 year old beater. It enables you to park super close to people and not worry about the results.

[@Kayenne54]

"FGD" lmao! Love it. Never ever mess with someone who can mess with your food or drinks. Never.

[@mgaus]

While you're technically correct, messing with someone's food intentionally is basically license to do anything to the food prepper. Like, sold to a mine would be ok at that point.

[@noskillnokill_7371]

Im pretty sure its illegal. Not sure if it goes under foodtampering, but its not ok even the buyer is a POS

[@therealzenox0z]

When I was I high school, I was a total nerd. Ap classes, robotics club, doodling tech ideas, and constantly reading. However i also played football and happen to be a large dude. People who didn't know me would see a big dude carrying all his gear and attempt to trip or bump into me because its tough or 'bad' idk. So i ended up shoulder checking and knocking over a few people during my time in school. I'd always help them up while still carrying my gear afterwards and act very surprised about what happened. Now days I really only have to deal with bad drivers or tailgaters. I just slow down, full on "foot off the gas". I haven't come to a full stop yet but I've gotten down to 5mph on two lane roads with a +45mph limits. They can absolutely pass me but some just don't, they just wait patiently oh so closely behind me and I just don't get it.

[@LegendStormcrow]

Reddit has a weird obsession with the left lane and will bring it up anytime tailgaters get mentioned. They will even say if you have a tail gater it's your responsibility to leave the road for the guy going 100 mph in a 10 mph zone

[@olafvanrijnsbergen1177]

Yes, redirecting your wiperfluid dispenser is such a fun way to fuck with tailgaters.

[@LegitWolke]

So many people are thinking they do the right thing driving on the left(speed)lane and slowing down when somebody is behind them, instead of fricking using the right lane, if it is free

[@anders8204]

We like to talk about sticking it to the rude people, but isn't donating their money without telling them literally breaking the law? They justify themselves very well by telling us that the stolen money goes to a good cause and the offender being very rude, but is justifying crime really the way we want to go about things?

[@gozu9455]

in milwaukee there would always be those cars that stop on the rightturn lane at the red light that will try to speed up on greenlight to cut everybody on the forward lanes. it feels really good when you to can pace up with those people (on green) and make them break really hard as they are unable to pass in a closed lane.

[@chameleoncircuit2012]

When I worked by myself at a clothing store. When a customer/customers would come in and be rude and/or especially if they left my store a mess, I would walk over and start to refold everything. Usually, if I was tidying and the customer went to cash, I would rush over to help them. Not these people! I would keep an eye on the register (of course) but only out of the corner of my eye. I would see them there. And.... Just continue folding. I'd wait until they called for me. Then I would say "I'll be right with you." And finish folding what was in my hands. Then, as an added little revenge, I would oh so casually walk over. I'd take my time with the whole thing. Best part? I was never rude. It was good customer service. I just was fast about it. It was so satisfying seeing their annoyed face especially since what are they going to do? I'm not ignoring them. I'm not being rude. Malicious compliance 💙

[@neverthesame7887]

I lived in Sag Harbor (Long Island, NY --considered the Hamptons) for a few years. The locals are not snobby AT ALL. It's the city people --well, a LOT of city people) who are buttholes and they all swarm out to the Hamptons in the summer like locust. I remember a bumper sticker I thought was brilliant--and you know it was the locals who made these bumper stickers. It reads: "Summer people, and summer not."

[@badgerbadger-badger-Poppy]

I work at a grocery store. Whenever a customer's being a douche canoe, I will intentionally be a little rougher with their eggs and bread. Petty, and totally worth it. That, or if they're rudely disputing something, I'll send them to customer service so that the douchey customer and my douchey manager can deal with each other. I get so much relief from that.

[@polaroidandroidjeff6383]

Passive aggressive people it's your time to shine

[@TheOreoOverlord]

This should be called how to deal with tailgaters lmao

[@sallevadorradman1938]

My first time I had a tailgater I was in drivers Ed. I got pissed and got on it quicker. By the time the Instructor realized I wasn't gonna slow down I reached 45 in a 20 zone. The last time I was tailgated. I was going 70 in the 65 zone of I-5 and a SUV. This time my own car my money so I give it the beans up to 85 and the fucker catches up I finally moved because I wasn't gonna ruin my car over an asshole

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

We need more shopping carts like at Aldis where you have to put a quarter in and have to park the cart to get it back.

[@elizabethbeasley7754]

What if you don't have a quarter

[@rednetherbrick3178]

@@elizabethbeasley7754 then don't use a shopping cart

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

@@elizabethbeasley7754 if you don't have a quarter you probably shouldn't be shopping

[@coffeezombie6813]

@@elizabethbeasley7754 You can buy a "cart token" key-chain for like a dollar at the dollar store. You'll never have to worry about whether you've got a quarter or not.

[@whidbeyrules5566]

I live on an Island. It is connected by a single 2 lane road to the rest of everything. There are many deer on the island. I love nothing more than going the speed limit and watching people lose their minds behind me since there are only a couple places to pass. I will make sure they can't get around me as well if I can help it. One deer is going to give you a really bad day. Go the speed limit ass.

[@sierrax6857]

My high school music theory teacher taught us all to put your left turn signal on and slow down when we're being tail gated, then when they slow turn off the signal and speed back up

[@shredbacca]

ah yes this reminds me of when i just started driving someone was tailgating me and went over to the other lane to pass me and then i sped up a little bit to keep pace with the car beside me and was watching them throw a fit in my rearview. this wasn’t on the highway btw was in my town would never do that on the highway in the zoom zoom lane

[@MichaelTheAnimator.]

When I use to take Uber home some nights and if I had a lousy Uber Driver who was careless at driving or just seems rude to me, I make them go down the hill. Allow me to explain what this means. I used to live at a dead end at a bottom of a very very steep hill where it's hard to get out of because how everyone parks. Since I don't want drivers to go through the annoyance and potential risk of hitting a car as they turn around to drive up and out of the hill, I tell them they could just drop me off at the top of it and I could walk down (No big deal just a couple of houses down for me to walk) But if the driver is terrible at driving or is rude, I make them GO DOWN THE HILL until they reach my house. Shitty Driver: "Oh is it at the bottom?" Me: "Yes it's at the bottom, just like what it says on your GPS" Shitty Driver: "Oh ok" *Reluctantly drives to the bottom of dead end hill*

[@dabdabthethird2410]

**Mobster voice** “vinny… send him to de hill”

[@RedRelationships1]

@@dabdabthethird2410 Why?

[@Poppa_Capinyoaz]

Driving under the speed limit is just as illegal as driving over the speed limit. At least, it is in my country.

[@TylireousGaming]

Your country has a one-up over the US that's for sure. So many slow drivers on the backroads...

[@caseyrevoir]

No one can seem to define 'limit'

[@vm141789]

I must be very lucky because I hardly ever deal with tailgaters.

[@hugosinclair6798]

i break check them in a subtle way, I'll tap the break just to activate the light, but doesn't actually slow it down at all, it's hilarious watching them rage when they panic for that split second, XD

[@carriea5277]

Decaf! You monster.

[@beaniewolf6722]

I'm a cashier. If a customer is being impolite, i give them change in smaller coins. Also when they give the silent treatment i keep switching languages until they get embarrassed.

[@felicitybywater8012]

In my late teens, I had to come home from work via a bus into the city then a train. There was a dreadful crowd waiting to get on one day, where I got off. The bus was an old one, with a narrow entry. I was first off the bus and the crowd just stood there glaring resentfully at me. (I think the bus was late that day.) I just stood there at the bottom of the steps waiting for them to part so I could get off. They didn't. So I very loudly said, "if I can't get off, you can't get on" and waited. There was a lot of resentful muttering by they parted just enough to let me through. I looked back and the people behind me were having to shove their way off. Edited twice, due to fumble fingers.

[@allenjohnson4462]

The driving instructor story is just. What is wrong with people.

[@djimma5080]

If work mates piss me off ill take days off when I know its gonna be really busy and they have to deal with it without me 😆

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

This is for strangers, be they customers or just general assholes. I get super nice and peppy. Like, over the top. Agree with everything they say. It’s hilarious. A real petty one from back in the day when I worked a job with a cash register, I’d reserve all the really nasty looking coins to give as change to shithead customers. Like, coins with gunk and dirt and tar. And the person would get this handful of vile coins. It somehow made me feel better. The thing that pisses people off the most is to just laugh at them. Also, if someone is just laying into you, stare blankly at them, then past them, then act bored and wander away. Like they don’t even exist. You’re not mad, not scared, just...you gave it a chance to hear them out then got bored halfway through. Like they’re not even worth a sneer or a word in return, like they don’t exist. Don’t stand for someone bitching you out. Oh! And if you’re in public say loud enough for people to overhear, but not too loud, something with real concern like, “I’m so sorry Ma’am, but I just don’t have any change on me.” And when they protest, yelling back, just, again, really concerned, say “you have a blessed day Ma’am. Take care.” And another one! I worked a few Halloween’s at this famous haunted house. My position was in a room of mirrors, so couldn’t hide behind anything, but I’d just quietly slink around the people who were confused by the room and just silently position myself so I was right behind them. They’d FLIP out when they saw me staring in their face with my practical effects makeup and white contacts. And then I’d scurry away. It was so fun and most people would be laughing after. But we’d get these “alpha” males come in ready for a fight. They’d be punching shit, cursing, just generally pissed off. And, I get that that’s a normal human reaction...if someone were just minding their own business. But people were paying $50 a ticket. Like, they knew what the fuck was going to happen. And no one could touch the customers, so it wasn’t like they were being pushed around. Anyway, I had this shaker thing, a soup can with a few pennies in it, closed up with duct tape and spray painted black. It was actually pretty loud and freaky, especially out of nowhere. I rarely used it at full volume because the whole house was filled with loud jump scares. I liked being scary in a genuinely creepy way. So, I’m just this super quiet little chick in a long haired wig and dress, and these “alphas” must have really resented screaming in fear in front of their girlfriend or buddies or whatever, because they’d come after me, “MOTHERFUCKING BITCH IMMA KICK YER ASS!!” So I’d run to the other side and crouch down in this really creepy position, my head and arms twisted weird and shit and wave them over, calling, “come on!” And when they’d inevitably start to head over, if start beating the shit out of the ground with my shaker, freaking them out. “Come here! Come here!” I’d crab walk around. And repeat. “Why won’t you come to me?” Bang floor with rattler. It was hilarious. Dudes ALWAYS found the exit and left after about three rounds. It was the best and worst job ever. I hated peoples who’d drag their kindergartener aged kids in, crying hysterically. I don’t know why they’d let them in to begin with. The cast would usually wave all normal and say, “hi! Happy Halloween” in nice normal voices when we saw kids coming. They’d usually wave back, mystified. Good times.

[@kimmywimmy7305]

Regarding tailgaters and speeders. You really don’t know what they might be in the midst of. They might truly be in an urgent or emergent situation. Just let them pass and be on their way. Regarding people who are just jerks, I’d air on the side of “there don’t need to be two assholes here” and let them pass.

[@pianomanhere]

As I also said in response to another comment in this thread, it's not really advisable to drive vindictively even if an asshole is tailgating you. At some point especially during rush hour on a highway, you could potentially cause a multi-car crash. I agree with you, just let the jerks pass instead of feeling some petty pride for enraging someone potentially unstable.

[@electricblaster7798]

I started wondering if this Karma video turned into a Dealing With Butthole Tailgaters video.

[@joshf.3047]

Just use normal windshield wipers and the fluid. The water flies up and smacks their car and they usually slow doen while turning on their own wipers because SURPRISE WATER. It's great.

[@xkidgey]

My friend did this to some woman in a ford explorer who was following way too close, she got pissed and passed us and then like five minutes later we saw her on the left shoulder broken down yelling into her cellphone. I like to believe that somehow we caused it

[@Rollingace]

I had this done to me cuz I had to make the exit and the guy in front of me immediately turned his washer on and I happen to have auto wipers so even I wanted to show it like it doesn't affects me my wipers still gave it away

[@74poipoigirl]

While crossing at a certain pedestrian crossing while the green man was showing a car of lads used to beep their horn and scream at me to get out of the way and scream abuse so I would stop in the middle of their car and slowly turn my head and make and maintain eye contact with the driver and give him/them the come on then gesture before very slowly walking across the rest of the road without breaking eye contact. It neither got them to get out of the car nor stopped them so I had to step it up a little. When he started laying on the horn I walked over to his car and put my foot on the bumper then slowly and deliberately bounced his car up and down, up and down, up and down. As Im a five foot woman this caused hysterics in the other drivers on the road.

[@MichaelOKC]

I always want to ask "Buy four of what now?" What if I don't have money to buy any? What if I only have enough for three? What if I don't have room for four of something?

[@LegendStormcrow]

Redditors don't know how common tailgaters are

[@curtisfranzen986]

I play emotional 3-D chess with my Ex-wife. She is barely capable playing checkers.

[@jeannebuttons5301]

Years ago I used to work at a bakery but also served coffee. If we thought you were an asshole we always gave you the smallest scones or sticky buns in the baskets and your coffee would be slightly lukewarm and watered down

[@jamespope1997]

People who get off on being in the way should loose their license

[@nicholestroup1770]

I love the first story about the shopping cart left in his spot that's something I would so do good for you

[@freecat1278]

I don't care for bullies, but I have a strong urge to give that guy a wedgie.

[@ominoarya28]

One of my coworkers expects so much more than anyone else for me to be let off shift so I tend to spend as much time as possible that last hour with him doing things the right way making things take 30 minutes instead of 2

[@pianomanhere]

If you slow down because of a tailgater you risk causing a chain-reaction crash. I have seen it happen.

[@coffeezombie6813]

Maybe if you hit the brakes hard and fast, but what you're supposed to do is just let off the gas and naturally let inertia slow you down. Suggesting one should do anything but slow down when tailgated is pure reckless idiocy, plain and simple. There is only one correct course of action when being tailgated, and slowing down is it. It's literally that simple. To even *think* that slowing down might ever be more dangerous than not slowing down demonstrates a frightening lack of sense that makes me assume - and hope - you do not drive. What you saw happen was a chain-reaction of idiots who were ALL following too closely for their speed. The person who slowed down for the tailgater didn't cause that crash. The person who slows down for a tailgater is never the one at fault for the crash. The ones who didn't leave braking space are to blame. Every single time. Any and every court in the world will rule that way, I can promise you that without a shadow of a doubt. When being tailgated, you slow down. Period. There is no other even potentially correct option.

[@pianomanhere]

Driving vindictively will cause a crash so the petty little shits who slow down create other problems, frequently for a long line of cars behind them. Thinking any other way is idiotic.

[@honorb4glory606]

If someone is in the wrong lane at a red light, so they just sit there when the light turns green. I lay on the horn and do a burnout while stomping on the brake, so my car bounces up and down. They quickly realize that they should just f%cking eat their mistake and turn around, rather than making everyone behind them deal with their mistake.

[@goodnightgrace1682]

Brake checks lol

[@pauls.3400]

Trolleys lol....

[@Kayenne54]

24:21 "the only logical reason to speed is for the thrill of driving fast"...Or the baby is coming. Or if in Australia, you've realized two things 1. There's a king brown snake coiled up under the brake foot pedal and 2. You know there's a radar trap up ahead and you really really REALLY need some help.

[@asarishepard8171]

One time someone behind me in line at the store was all but salivating on me to hurry up cause I was checking out ahead of her. Made it a point to forget how to swipe my card for 5 mins just for her

[@m3r782]

6:10 good idea but poor dogs :(

[@equestriangirl89]

Serves them right for being obnoxious. There is no reason to bark at everything everywhere. My dog almost never barks. It's so peaceful.

[@visa9313]

*Lily Aldrin has joined the chat*

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

12:10 so she was speaking full sentences when she was like 1?

[@zerohasnovalue1681]

Is “council estates “ the Europe equivalent of trailer park?

[@mattguy4140]

Here is a crazy thought! If someone is faster than you and wants to surpass your vehicle, gtfo of the way. People have places to be and the last thing they want is to be locked behind your slow ass. You are just ruining someone's day for nothing

[@gamerbaconpaper9174]

Wrong thumbnail

[@emilhund]

I drive a very small plastic car that only goes 45 km/h (Sweden) and people always assume that I only go in 30 km/h. This alway ensue in people thinking I am in the way, and sports cars always want to race me at red lights. My car is an automatic, their car are never automatic, so when the light turns green I just go. They are always several metres behind me. They meet me at the next red light always very irritated. And then I do it again 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@ericpanissidi6761]

You monsters! Broken cones? Omg. If its a 14$ cone from sea world or something that's grand theft

[@annohalloran6020]

Raise the price on items at my market table.

[@baboonman846]

Dude who would park his car perfectly in the lines beside asshats who didnt to make it awkward for them getting back in their cars 😂 i use to do this with my old 2003 Skoda Octavia

[@jaydee1822]

When I'm in front of house and the customer is being a douche nozzle I like to give their change in low denominations

[@scottrjmatmsncom]

Just imagine what would happen if the person didn't mind jail and didn't have money to pay you and purposely made you hit them... So you have to pay to get your car fixed... Go ahead get angry I'm getting out of my car ready for a fight with a baseball bat and I want you to try something... And I know I will go to jail no matter what but you choose home hospital or grave.

[@edaozbek2865]

I’ll turn on my sisters seat warmers on when she is complaining about the heat 😈😈😈 she never notices until the seat gets so hot

[@non-binarycactuspuppy4524]

One guy was really rude so I stuck my thumb into every malo cup he had.Then there another rude customer so I opened her dish soap. Then there's pinching eggs and bananas to break or bruise them.

[@Kerguelen1]

This is when emulating a Boomer mother really comes in handy! Passive aggressive comments really do the trick with snippy Karen’s! “Bless your heart dear”, and (my favorite) “they test these things with third graders, sweetie, are you sure you can’t figure it out?” Syrupy sweetness the whole time.

[@MacyPooh196]

This girl I used to work with would be lazy and make me do all the work so every night I worked with her I’d sit in the bathroom for 30 minutes so we’d leave late.

[@sammehlberg6664]

For you people that get honked at a lot. It's probably not for no reason. Just something to think about

[@emilhund]

I give them decaf if they are dushes.

[@TheRacinGolem]

When someone comes in and pays with a fifty or hundred dollar bill for something that's $15 or less, i give them as many fives and ones as possible and any small change i give in as many coins as possible. If you wanna break a bill just ask, but don't force it on us

[@potatokitty]

I've always wondered what's the problem with decaf? Tastes the same.

[@itsbeebaby]

It has no caffeine, which gives people energy.

[@izzywolflover]

I make bacon and don’t share it.

[@TheHumanShitpost]

Revenge is the path to the dark side

[@evilervcowart6234]

"I can feel the hate swelling in you, young Skywalker. Take your lightsaber, I am defenseless, and strike me down..." 😆

[@TheHumanShitpost]

@@evilervcowart6234 that was oddly homoerotic

[@taurnguard]

I give no warning to what they're about to do. This is how they learn, not necessarily karma. I will call an ambulance for them later.

[@destroyerofworldsnamedchan577]

Purposely use direct translation of English slang with my my Spanish coworker

[@miketheknife3072]

When ever I see a driving instructor car or student driver car I give it a wide birth and try to stay away from it I figured everybody did that huh weird lol 🤔

[@kathleenallen7498]

When stopped at a red light, if an impatient driver behind me honks for me to turn right on red ( can choose to only if legal at some intersections and only if it can be safely done), I will smile and wave and SIT until the light turns green.

[@cptn.kernel8130]

Cheese

[@bingchilling5820]

No views 2 likes hmmmmmm

[@GyeongmiBaeb]

😅

[@haseozenithmaru1186]

From the..

[@logic_420]

I shrink my girlfriend clothes in the dryer when she yells at me for doing something stupid

[@onethamcknight3494]

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[@hk4124]

I work for the power company, when you get disconnected for not paying your bill I have 24 hours to turn your power back on after you pay. If your a jerk to me about it guess who's sitting in the dark for 23 hours?

[@asarishepard8171]

Uhm thats not cool. They paid they're probably upset at the situation not you. You just ruined their entire fridge of food because you thought you get to teach somebody a lesson

[@gearbear4530]

why are we shaming tailgaters? why aren’t we shaming the horrid parasites that produce traffic jams and slows everyone from arriving faster to their destinations?

[@Artemis3456]

Victoria, why do you tailgate?

[@coffeezombie6813]

@@Artemis3456 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vermilion15]

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