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[@joshuahopkins8747]

Met a girl for the first time while she was getting a tattoo. She was there with a friend (he was super gay), and I had to try real hard for about an hour to make conversation. Ended up talking with the off duty artist about Celtic Culture. Next thing I know I'm playing my bagpipes for him, and then from there I was asked to help perform a 9/11 memorial service on the fly (I totally forgot it was 9/11 that day). Really heartfelt night, it was great fun except the date, that girl was boring as fuck.

[@mariannecontrino6297]

Jesus, what a story!!!! If you had added, "And then everyone clapped", I'd have thought this was destined better suited for "r/thathappened"!!! Crazy!!! 😉😊

[@djimma5080]

Woman I worked with gave me her daughters number and said messages her as she thought I was hot , talked to her for a bit over txt decided she wasn't for me from what we spoke about told her next day I wasn't feeling it she reacted like I ended a 10 year perfect relationship for no reason....I didn't dodge a bullet that day I dodged a fucking nuke

[@pirategirl1588]

I hear you, in regards to dodging a nuke! I was engaged to a guy that I'd been with for 14 years. I had set a date for us to be married and said we needed to tell his parents, who can be difficult. He wanted to talk to his uncle (his dad's younger brother) for advice on how to tell his parents we were getting married. Dude calls me, tells me he spoke with his uncle, and his uncle advised him to not get married. I told him we could elope and that would take the pressure off!?! He said he absolutely did not want to do that. "Okay. It was just a suggestion...what do you want to do?" "My uncle advised me not to get married." I'm thinking, 'Do you have a brain that's connected to your spine? I didn't ask what your uncle advised you to do!' SO I said again, "What do you want to do?" He said, "Well I don't think I want to get married and I definitely don't want children." I said, "Not with me, or in general?" "In general." I, needless to say, got upset and he fussed out, "I can't talk with all these emotions!" I yelled, "FINE! Bye!" And hung up on him. I got to thinking about it and realized how much of a jerk he had become and how much he'd started acting just like his mother, who is Satan's mistress. After that fight, I felt like a tremendous weight that I didn't even know was there had been lifted off my shoulders! He, of course, didn't have the cojones to "officially" break up with me, so I sent him an email and told him I was done. Now, I'm walking on sunshine!!! LOL! Best of luck to you!

[@OhJodi69]

I went to dinner with a customer I met at my grocery job. He gave me a speech about how smoking was bad for me. Then told me about how much pot he smokes. He said he had just gotten out of the hospital after his third sui... .cide attempt. I changed the subject by asking about his cat.....he always bought just three cans of cat food when he came through my check lane at the store. He told me he didn't have a cat. He just bought it because he wanted to talk to me, and he thought I might be someone who liked cats. I put my money on the table and left. A week later he was at my store again. He went through a different lane, and was chatting up the cashier. When he left, I went to warn the girl. I asked what he bought. Three cans of dog food.

[@tammyashley4997]

My sister is a dating disaster. She cheated for attention and started shooting meth at fifty resulting in hep c. She only talks about her problems and her ex husbands. She would also threaten to commit suicide all the time. She claims she is sick all the time. Now at 60 she is alone with no friends. She refuses to look after herself.

[@tammyashley4997]

@Shawn Furl yes i have. She drives me nuts.

[@taffyadam6031]

Sounds nice

[@nullinvoid1415]

Damn. That's literally my idea of a nightmare life.

[@tammyashley4997]

@@nullinvoid1415 yes she is.

[@heartofthewild680]

8:36 if that happened to me I would’ve told him to bring them back to the restaurant or I’d report them as stolen and send his extortion selfie to the police. I hope that OP did something along those lines too.

[@LizAnne279]

With the guy who set the “girlfriend tests,” she should have undone all of it before leaving.

[@AntiAntiGuy]

I met a girl for a first date and we ended up back at her place late afternoon. Her housemate was around and we all got to chatting. Was generally pretty good conversation until she stated talking about her ex. They had been broken up for a month. She spoke about him for a solid 30 minutes. I basically found out everything about this guy in that conversation. You could tell that her housemate was also like "wtf stop admiring your ex in front of a guy you've only just met". After she was done I made excuses to leave and I left, thinking I wouldn't see her again. To my surprise she send me a text saying "hey, I had a great time tonight. I really like you and i want to see you again, however if I don't like how many jokes you make."

[@emilysigmund1255]

That time a guy coming onto me super hard all night had a panic attack after actually kissing me. I do believe that guy was deeply in the closet. I do hope he figured himself out.

[@haleyhodges1788]

6:17 I'd be like sure send me the address and show up with the cops. Personally my frames cost $350. I wouldn't play that shiz.

[@YoungBlaze]

Huuh?

[@YoungBlaze]

Oohh you mean the incident at 8:35 not the time stamp u posted

[@haleyhodges1788]

@@YoungBlaze I guess it auto corrected. I arrive home from work everyday at 6:17 lol

[@thetallman9531]

I'm with you. I don't know why people think frames are cheap and easily replaced. That would happen when I was in school so I'd threaten serious bodily harm over my glasses and meant it.

[@YoungBlaze]

@@haleyhodges1788 6:17? you must work at a hospital

[@hotsoup1001]

Can't stand going out to eat with someone and they don't eat. It's incredibly rude. I don't care if you aren't hungry, you still order something and at least go through the motions. Why? Because the other person feels rushed and awkward if they are eating and you're just sitting there with an empty table in front of you. If you know you aren't going to want to eat, then arrange to meet somewhere else. Sorry, just a huge pet peeve of mine.

[@Kayenne54]

Yes, even just order a bowl of hot soup.

[@Jose04537]

What if I don't like the options? What if I considered I waste of money? It happened to me and I had to agree, because it was "taco night". I don't like tacos (tortilla) and everything else was too expensive.

[@christopherjones8448]

@@Jose04537 Then don't agree to go, politely asking to eat somewhere else with your date is a better option than sitting there creepily staring at them while they eat.

[@Jose04537]

@@christopherjones8448 This scenario happened to me, I only agreed because it was their favorite, but everything was so got damn expensive and I didn't want to waste money in something I propably wouldn't like.

[@fridge3489]

Pet peeve? How often does this happen to you?!

[@redditprofessionals4024]

0:04 Took date to a fancy restaurant🛎🏨, while I was in the restroom our server said something to her like “nice to see you again so soon”. Consequently my date learned I’d been there recently with another woman😟😨😕

[@S_mitty]

how to not get a tip

[@oldwoman5942]

An acquaintance begged me to meet her cousin. I finally agreed to meet him for coffee. He showed up in dirty orange pants, red jacket, purple baseball cap and scuffed work boots. I thought, maybe he is a good guy so I waved and he clomped over. He sat down and smiled...with his brown teeth...all four of them. Oh and he was really really dumb. I finished my coffee, left and he called me every 5 minutes for the next few hours. I ended up having to change my phone number, pre cell phones so he started writing me whiny lovesick letters. Fast forward a couple of years and I’m living with my new husband, spot him in the grocery store, avoid contact and drive home. Five minutes after I get home, half an hour away from the store, he drives into my driveway. My husband goes out and asks him what he wants and his eyes got big and he jumped back into his car and raced away. From then on he would turn away if he saw me.

[@bullymaguire36]

Not me, but my coworkers moms goldfishes favorite person.

[@thomasholkham4608]

Lol right

[@jackmomma7481]

I've heard of cat fishing... what's gold fishing?

[@lindseysteele7897]

@@jackmomma7481 well is definitely not dogfishing 😜

[@RedRelationships1]

lol

[@Ivy99999]

Thought this said something about eating / cooking goldfish....🤦‍♀️🙈😅 Guess I'm way too tired to be restarting from where I left KZbin open earlier lmao.

[@nullinvoid1415]

Is it possible to just meet a normal person who wants to hang out, laugh at your quirky jokes and hold your hand?

[@yoholup19]

Ted Bundy

[@waynehewett4017]

No .... That's impossible now ... It's ether accuse them of sexual hassement if you dare to look in thier general direction.... or dare to talk to them ... Or sleep with as many guys as humanly possible.... Then bitch years down the track having a body count in the high triple digits... With men avoiding you like the black plague ....

[@agent_w.]

imagine dating SINGLE GANG FOR LIFE

[@RedRelationships1]

single forever

[@slaveofallah8355]

@John Doe I think I am one

[@j.elizabeth4621]

Went bowling for a first date once and it was clearly not the person from the profile. But it was pouring rain and so I stayed and we ate nachos and had a decent time.

[@cathydiane2558]

When some guy on a dating site asked me out in my DMs. And I told him yes I would meet him for coffee, but I also told him “FYI I’m not skinny. I’m a chunky gal. Just in case you have a specific type.” And he ghosted me. He himself was fat, balding and not exactly George Clooney in the face. His job? He had some minor teaching position at an extension school, teaching about the Disney corporation Like, dude. If you think you’re entitled to a much thinner, smaller woman, either be good looking yourself or don’t have a dumb job

[@RedRelationships1]

👍

[@redram5150]

You’re gauging him the same way men gauge women. Except women’s parameters for a mate aren’t, by and large, the same as man’s. While it’s true men seek out mates largely along the lines of appearance and youth, older men don’t dissuade the majority of women, and women are willing to look past appearance if he has material or financial wealth to offer. Bottom line is a woman will judge a man based on not only looks and age, but employment status, living arrangement, fashion sense, how nice his car is, and how wealthy he is. The overwhelming majority of men couldn’t care less if a woman is jobless, homeless, or wearing a burlap bag as long as she’s young and beautiful. As unrealistic as Pretty Woman is, the basic truth is there. A man will look past a lot of things if you’re young and attractive. However, a role reversal is hilariously, gloriously, farcically unlikely Oh, and the “woman desiring a young broke artist” trope is no different than the dynamic I stated earlier. She’s investing in a man with traits she desires because she believes he will become wealthy and take her with him

[@ninochopikashvili607]

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[@christopherjones8448]

@@redram5150 The fuck are you a humming bird?

[@pirategirl1588]

What is it with these double flipping standards??? Ugh.

[@nemo227]

A first date with someone you've just met (or haven't met) seems to be inviting unpleasant surprises. It's literally a date with a stranger. Foolish.

[@Phoebe5448]

Sometimes I think I could be that person. I've never dated irl but only recently started online dating. Been on three dates so far. I notice I can be a bit nervous talking to new people and I think I'm kind of boring. I'm an introvert and I don't like partying or clubbing or drinking alcohol, partly because of family reasons but also because I don't like the taste of it. I don't have many hobbies outside of martial arts, video games, reading or creative writing. I do like science, nature and history but I'm definitely a homebody and I never learnt to ride a bike. Idk, I guess it never got far enough that people would be interested in me as a person. Also I know I'm asexual but I wouldn't mind dating other genders or orientations. I just never found anyone to click with, and I think I feel better in myself about that now.

[@nemo227]

@@Phoebe5448 Patience. And then a little more patience . . . with yourself and with others. I think most people start out dating someone they know from school, or church, or work. In this way you get to see how they behave around others; male & female, similar ages and older/younger. Observe and pay attention. If you observe others you'll quickly see that many different sorts of people have made matches, some good, some disastrous. Good luck. My wife and I have been married 57 years, met at work but worked in different departments.

[@Toneill029]

3:11 there is something enjoyable seeing a girl eat and enjoy her food, the dude was a little creepy and clearly liked it for other reasons but their is a certain joy in seeing someone enjoy good food.

[@dazohnsmind6146]

my guess is that he didnt have enough money to pay for himself so just opted to pay for her meal instead I've had to do it before

[@James-y8k7z]

Thanks for posting these video's. I struggle to sleep and these really help.

[@idi0cr4cy]

Holy shit same tho

[@VidimusWolf]

You guys watch these to sleep better? Like listening to bedtime stories? :)

[@taffyadam6031]

20:31 “being an idiot *and in high school* ” Yikes

[@nicholaspetrino7695]

First date with a sweet girl and she talks for an hour about how her ex husband cheated on her and how she got breast cancer. Grim details of her almost dying and the conclusion that it could come back at any time and will probably kill her next time. I listened and was polite, but was barely able to get a word in. She was cute too, so i stuck with it. At the end of the night she texted me several times how she had a great time and couldn't wait to do it again. I actually considered a second date. After three more days of texting back & forth I asked her out for 2nd date. Completely ghosts me! Huh??? 🤨

[@WayWardWonderer]

People who bring up religion, children and S.T.D.'s on the first date are walking red flags!

[@robertphillips6296]

There are a lot of strange people out there!

[@adrianunderwood5573]

(I am female) introduced my ex bf to one of my best friends. He insisted on meeting some of my friends, and that friend had agreed to it. They did not become friends, just still acquaintances. The Ex would always try to talk about our problems etc and my friend would just be very uncomfortable obviously. The Ex would tell me that the two of them became best friends and got along great. The Friend on the other hand was mostly being nice since I was dating the guy, the moment broke up with the ex, we both cut contact fully with him. After the break up, my friend was like "thank god you are out of that mess! That guy was insane!"

[@gene4438]

If I wanna play mind games I'll play Boggle.

[@RedRelationships1]

just play and enjoy

[@autumn557]

Is someone is too broke to pay for their own Uber they’re too broke to be dating. You should be working. Take this as an excuse to cancel the date.

[@margolane3361]

People who make their SO become as hairless as a toddler are monsters.

[@pirategirl1588]

Yeah! Tell me about it. I just broke up with a guy I'd been with for 14 years. I'm a cancer survivor and have scar tissue on my pituitary gland, from the tumor I had above it. The pressure from the scar tissue causes my pituitary gland to produce a hormone below the level it should be, which leaves me with eyebrow length hair on my face, neck, chest, lower stomach, and legs. I shave this hair anytime I go out in public, but I have to use a specialized razor because I'm allergic to nickel, which is present in all razors except one kind and that one kind has artificial dyes in it (Yellow 5 and 6) and those dyes give me anaphylaxis. These razors can only be found on Amazon and cost $35 for a refill of 4. The majority of the time I have to take dye free allergy medicine after shaving, to prevent breaking out in hives and having anaphylaxis. My point in telling you this: shaving is a challenge! When I was with that jerk, if I had the tiniest blonde hair/partial hair I missed (that you couldn't see unless you were on top of me) and he noticed (because he was physically close to me) he would throw a sh*t fit! No one else saw it! I'm so happy to be done with him!

[@KrysDlite]

JC = junior college?

[@robertphillips6296]

Sounds right.

[@RedRelationships1]

maybe right

[@TheTimbo1983]

Jaycees it’s a social organization, like the moose, elks, or knights of Columbus. My parents meet in the jaycees back in the day.

[@twintkda]

Got on Christian Mingle and the dude was named Bone Killa.... I deleted that account cuz the devil was tryna holla at me 😂

[@gamezilla5641]

The mistake was telling her about the test

[@skaboodlydoodle]

Reading all of these makes me think a new universal dating rule for everyone should be to keep at least $50 in cash as a sort of "emergency eject" button so they can just slap down payment and immediately nope out of there without having to wait for a check or card.

[@soniczforever5470]

Ghosted was a close second. Fair enough. At least I didn't get stood up.

[@Phoebe5448]

I get ghosted 99% of the time, but I don't care. Got stood up twice by the same guy once who was most likely a scam.

[@I_Wish_I_Was_Home]

Guys quit treating Girls like crap Girls quit treating Guys like crap everyone understanding this please why is it so hard to be nice

[@thegirlwiththatface]

I matched with a guy on Tinder, hit it off ok so we went on a date. He proceeded to absolutely dissect my life and my mental health problems. It made me feel extremely uncomfortable and invaded. From miscellaneous things he said during the date, I got the impression he was misogynistic and perhaps racist as well. The cherry on top was when he asked about the worst date I’ve been on, and proceeded to tell me about how he hooked up with a girl after she told him she had purposefully killed her cat.

[@scottwillaims5853]

Did he hit you up again? Or did you block him asap? If you can block on tinder

[@thegirlwiththatface]

@@scottwillaims5853 blocked as soon as I got away from him

[@jamiewulfyr4607]

He should stick to cat-killers. It sounds like he found his twin-flame that night...

[@fridge3489]

I wonder why you didn't tell the whole story...

[@stukastorm2817]

First I think (like it matters) but anyway, I like your content, keep it up!

[@huntercoleherr]

Being handsome/pretty seems to buy a considerable amount of patience.

[@SashiKouran]

Downloaded my very first dating app last year October, I hate it when a guy is demanding and is angry for no reason at all. I was nice and the guy was 20 years old, I only came there to meet catfishes,to satisfy my curiosity and see the lives of these people. I never tried online dating due to how a person look different on cam vs in real life. Online dating may have a lot of disappointments due to the barrier that it has between the two people whether it's culture or simply just not being infront of them. I prefer dating in person at least there's no awkwardness.

[@Phoebe5448]

Yeah, I'm new to dating apps too and I'm in my early 30s. Never dated back in the day being the shy nerd. One guy I matched with came off really desperate, leaving me voice messages saying he'd just seen my profile and that I was really, really hot. I was weirded out because I'm not hot. I'm a pudgey 5"2 nerd, and I'm not Mila Kunis. Also he wanted me to ho to his place to watch a movie and "snuggle". Unmatched straight away, too desperate even for me. Also that one guy who stood me up twice.

[@walte153]

Mid 1966. While in Army my buddy and I were in Lake Charles, LA. We were walking along (early evening) when a car with two girls stop and ask if we'd like a lift. We said were weren't going anywhere special... which was fine with them. We rode around and things were looking good. One girl was looking at me like a dog looks at a bone. We drove past a drive-in which was showing (later) "Horror Night. 4 Edgar Allen Poe Thrillers" and we agreed we'd go later when it opened. About 5 minutes later my buddy lets out a scream and grabs his leg. Says he has a cramp and needs to "walk it off" and rest. They drop us off and leave. As soon as they're out of sight he says he's ok... he doesn't really have a cramp. I ask what was the big idea? His answer? "Who the hell wants to spend all night watching Vincent Price movies?"

[@monus782]

0:23 no comment on this one tbh 9:41 after hearing so many other dating stories as weird as this sounds I've developed a "test" for a potential date, but it all has to do with how they might treat not just me but others (especially waiters) and nothing to do with something like this. 23:19 gotta love Calvinists! As an ex-Catholic I used to be a theology nerd so I wouldn't mind listening to that kind of conversation for a bit just out of curiosity. To answer the following comment I can't help but suspect that like so many American Christians he's probably using his faith as a shield and justification to be a shitty person, he might not give a shit about Jesus otherwise.

[@Waltham1892]

Dated a very outgoing woman I met in a grocery store. 20 minutes into our first date, she tells me she's a Scientologist. After that, it was all down hill. I ended the date with a peck on the cheek and an armload of L. Ron Hubbard's old science fiction books. He was awful, by the way...

[@batosiseth]

Perfect movie quote time My father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.

[@ericpanissidi6761]

When i was drinking i was colorblind.now sober im blinded by the red flags

[@macylouwho1187]

It really surprises me that people don’t just tell other people the truth about their weird behavior. I stopped the video on the one where the mom comes on all of the dates for her daughter and was like wtf? The first thing that I would have done is tell the girl how bat crap crazy controlling that was and that she would never get a man that way. And that she needs therapy to cut that umbilical cord already 😂. If you are an adult-you don’t take your dam- mother on your dates! So many of these stories are people who can’t or won’t communicate boundaries. People aren’t going to realize how fricked up they are unless it’s addressed head on. Just spill the beans and TELL them!

[@seadragon4425]

Not really dating cause all we did was say we liked eachother in 4th grade, after that, we were just silent to eachother and we then ended up hating eachother and we were both like wtf why are we enemies all of a sudden? Then one day in winter there was ice on the ground and we all “skated” on it and I saw him, and I gave him some tips for balance and then we apologized to eachother and admitted that it was a lot of fun. And we were best friends again, sometimes we still talk about what happened and we go like “yeah let’s not let that happen again” and we laugh about it

[@lauren9004]

That last date - ugh. That’s a cult

[@sweetsatin24]

The JC days confused me as well 🤣

[@grungehamster8]

Maybe "junior college"?

[@ZophiMichaels]

21:30 If you're lucky enough, maybe you'll stumble upon a notebook that can kill people.

[@outstretchedwings]

I think with the guy who stole the OP's glasses, he probably thought it would work

[@kraemergamer5826]

I would have to say from the girl perspective I was the most WTF moment

[@SnacksLP]

My worst case started with a slight catfish, I mean it's definitely her, but the photo was clearly edited compared to her real self, she was way fatter and less pretty faced. But ok, took her for a beer and some food in a restaurant, while she talked to me relatively decently, she was mocking other people and calling the waiter names and yelling at him. I don't know nor care to know what was wrong with her, but the waiter was pissed off by her, took the beer he brought and poured on her head. I sat there laughing out loud, I both understand and agree with the waiter.

[@christopherjones8448]

God damn she must have been a real *bitch* to get that response from the waiter. I mean everyone has a breaking point but that goes above and beyond risking one's job, that's just "I don't give a fuck anymore" levels of anger

[@Pandacalifornia]

I feel like a lot of the people here are too cruel. I would have went along for at least a few more dates for some of these.

[@lonerkyle02]

My date knew I was white from my online bio. Was surprised that I was white when I met her for coffee. Spent the date listening to why I was an oppressor and whenever I tried to talk she just rolled her eyes at everything I said. I left the date fairly defeated and took a break from dating. I had just moved and knew very few people.

[@cjlooklin1914]

14:00 Pepé Le Pew, is that you?

[@rosedragon3498]

Am i the only one kinda hoping im in these stories?

[@ciobalina7445]

I don't understand why you would tell your adress,even if it's just the name of the building, to a guy you've just met on the first date who is already creepy/weird "makes you" get 2 ubers. Nobody can actually make you do anything and honestly this OP sounded like a pushover. I'm glad she got out of that situation ok.

[@redram5150]

8:40 ah, the dependapotamus

[@adrienneharding7145]

Biggest dating WTF? I was newly divorced and living in a motel (which I was honest about)…had a date show up and look at my 2009 Chevy HHR that was paid off (this was 2019) and cringe cuz I drove a Chevy. No flinch cuz I was basically homeless, no concern for the fact that I had a paid-off car! Shortest date ever…maybe lasted 3 minutes 😅

[@HH-ru4bj]

Went out with a girl to a hibachi and was egging me on when it came to the sake. I love sake and can drink it like water so when the chef was squirting out of a big ass water gun, I didn't quit. I was thoroughly drunk by the end of dinner and I asked her to drive. She refused despite driving herself there. I reluctantly drove us to the movie she chose, but that was out last date.n

[@pirategirl1588]

I'm visually impaired and cannot see well enough to drive. I started becoming visually impaired 8 months after I turned 13, due to cancer I had in my brain and spinal cord in the form of a germ cell tumor. I'm terrible with directions. I was out on a date one night, when I was 16, and the guy I was with asked me if I knew where I was. We were in a big city that is roughly an hour and a half from my house and I jokingly said, "No; you could put me out here and I'd have no idea where I was!" The guy pulled over and said, "Get out." I laughed and said, "Funny!" He said again, "Get out." I said, "Do what?" He replied, "Get out." "No." *Awkward silence and staring* He laughed and said, "I'm just kidding!" Hilarious.

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

0:28 What a waste of biomass.

[@Kayenne54]

Out on a first date with this guy, beachside patio arrangement, so tables are quite close together. Guy starts telling me his life story. Non stop. Okay. Mentions he gets "absence seizures" sometimes, but halfway through this part of his story, he just stares blankly and stops talking. It lasts long enough to be a noticeable gap in his monologue, and a man sitting with a woman just beside us just looks at me and raises his eyebrows quizzically. As though in sympathy (and amusement) and after total silence for another two minutes, date then resumes transmission as though no glitch in his matrix had occurred. Random guy at nearby table is now looking very sympathetic and has obviously twigged from my expression, that A. it's a first date and B. it's a last date. So if random guy hadn't been sitting with his (probably) wife, HE and I would have got along about 100% better than I was with my "date" because, basically, fellas, paying attention to a woman is way more flattering than monopolizing the whole convo, just FYI - (though I don't approve of any guy giving attention to another woman when with your own, but my date was obviously more interesting conversationally than what was going on at random guy's table because...EVERYONE could hear him, so he may have had hearing issues too). Same date guy had other weird quirks too. As in, really wanted to see my car. But I waited until he finally left the parking lot before walking to mine. Just all 'round weird.

[@StrngrDngr]

Was dating this seemingly nice girl, i was impressed when I met her because she was donating her time to the less fortunate kids in this orphanage so I asked her out, first date went fine dinner and a movie, the second we met just for dinner because I was working she told me that her mom wanted me to join then for Sunday Catholic Church a bit weird but ok took a raincheck, third date decided to go dancing to this popular mexican band and was going to buy tickets, her mother got wind of this and wanted some too for another table, (lol nope, ghosted before even term got popular), a month later was her birthday and she invited me to her party, made an excuse and I tough that was the end, well nope on the next day she dropped a full cake in front of my house with a note that said "wish you where there on my Bday". I never even remotely told her where I was living... Asked my friends and coworkers none said that spoke to her but some guys at work remember seeing her outside of work and tough she was wait for me to be off... FCK that

[@silverbrandimations6091]

Mine was when he talked about his sex life like some popular guy that girls fall for and later revealed on the date that he has a girlfriend that he was planning to leave for me. It took me awhile to finally leave him and continue on with my life.

[@Phoebe5448]

Sounds like my bio father.

[@silverbrandimations6091]

@@Phoebe5448 I'm sorry to hear that.

[@shypeoplearehawt8155]

One saying that's helped me live a better life is this one: "If it's between me being f-ed up and all other people being f-ed up in the same way, it's far more likely that it's me who's f-ed up." Taking responsibility for your behavior is the key trait of a mature human being. Blaming others for your own problems is a heinous thing to do, Cuz that makes you feel vindicated in causing misery to innocent people and/or judging them unfairly. It's like a person who says "all of the ♂️or♀️ in my city are stuck-up b#$£es". Really? There are thousands of single ♂️or♀️there, & they claims that they can't find one good one? Whose fault is that? It's their fault. Their acting lazy & unfairly judging thousands of ♀️or♂️ Cuz of their unwillingness to take responsibility for their failures. To quote Mark Manson: Our minds are always looking for ways to avoid pain and failure & rejection, & so they constantly churn out rationalizations to keep us impeccable; it’s them who f-ed up, not us. We're fine. We did everything right. It's that f-ed up world's fault we're not happy. Blame is yet another form of neediness. It’s prioritizing others over yourself. As long as it’s their fault, then you don’t have to make yourself vulnerable. But when you practice taking responsibility for everything that happens in your life, you stop blaming others. It becomes less a question of blame & more a question of sacrifice. It’s no longer their fault that you’re still single Cuz they’re all cold b%$ches, But now it’s your fault & a question of whether you’re willing to sacrifice the extra effort or not to find a ♀️or♂️ who isn’t a cold b%$ch. Taking responsibility & morphing blame into sacrifice empowers you. It puts the ball in your court & returns you to the healthy reality that the only person in this world who determines your success & failure is you

[@TheLeah2344]

I was verbally abused, manipulated, and sexually assaulted by my guy friend who I started dating. The police blamed me asking if I’m sure it’s not just a “ sex thing “ and said “ boys will be boys “. This happened a couple of years ago. To this day, people accuse me of lying and trying to tear him down.

[@enduros5endy461]

Screw em all. Who cares what others think? You're stronger now. A survivor. Take pride in that.

[@S_mitty]

due process

[@supportsniper4626]

probably true, stop ruining lives

[@S_mitty]

@@supportsniper4626 you think people shouldnt listen to the other side? what if you aould be accused? you wouldnt want people to hear your side?

[@supportsniper4626]

@@S_mitty What I'm saying is "verbally abused" shouldn't ruin lives. It's apart of being females to except boys will like you.

[@successpending8184]

I dated a girl I met at work, I kept my distance but I gave her a chance. Everything was fine at 1st, but then she started to pull away and claimed she needed space. I haven’t seen my gf at the time in 3 weeks but she claimed she needed space, I suspected cheating. I got tired of her lies and games and then she played me. I exposed her and she got me fired l. Screw that b

[@iamwolfineveryaspectbutphy6023]

15:42 i was all about it until the road kill shit

[@knittingnana2939]

Jc days jc= junior college .

[@Froshow]

These people have not grown out if the Dramatic high school relationship' phase🙄🙄

[@I_Wish_I_Was_Home]

they say nice guys finish last well if its wrong to be nice I dont wanna be right

[@jamesmordorski4464]

21:11 What is scat play? Or do I want to know?

[@monkeys9877]

Scat means shit, so i csn only imagine...

[@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom]

You don't.

[@jamesmordorski4464]

@@monkeys9877 Thank's bro

[@jamesmordorski4464]

@@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom it is too late, I already know and my innocence has been stolen from me. Have a lovely day.

[@s.l.bright3675]

Guy in a Gorilla suit

[@michaelclarke3018]

I wonder if that dude meant JC New York when he said JC cuz that's where I'm from

[@thegirlwiththatface]

Jc could mean junior college

[@louisacoote2337]

JC is Junior College, right?

[@kendoruslink7017]

Why I am no dating

[@jonneywwilliamson7776]

If I had a daughter. Well a son or daughter. I would be horrified with the whole”dating” thing. It’s at a super weird and scary ass point now. So imagine if the dating norms and scary/weirdness trajectory keeps at this direction! It’s gonna be just Psychopaths and masochists surviving the dating scene. Everyone else will just be holding on for the ride and hope for the best. Smh

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

What?

[@Ludi54321]

1st!

[@redram5150]

Regarding the “I hate promiscuity” guy, it’s equally likely he agreed with her when she stated not liking promiscuity. Since it was a first date, he just smiled and nodded. More often than not, when someone I just met or barely know tells me “I hate promiscuity”, it means they are promiscuous but want others to see them differently. I wouldn’t be surprised if he just agreed with her, which qualifies as “You said you don’t like promiscuity”, but filed it in the back of his mind that she likely is. ... only in this case either she wasn’t into him, or she belonged to the minority of people who aren’t promiscuous and tell others they don’t approve of such behavior.

[@Roadent1241]

It doesn't help when the 99% is, and they don't believe the 1% that's genuinely not like that. I wonder whether they're asexual too....

[@redram5150]

@@Roadent1241 if you’re on a date, you’re not aSeXuAL

[@Roadent1241]

@@redram5150 .... Yes I am. It's not like I stop having no s-xual attraction to someone just because I'm Romantically interested in them. that's like saying I'm not deaf when I take my hearing-aid out XD i assume you know what Asexual means? lack of that particular attraction lol.

[@redram5150]

@@Roadent1241 deafness is measured a scale denoting degrees of limited hearing all the way to complete deafness. “Asexuality” as you mean it is a fashion accessory. The word, which has meant “non-sexual or non-sexed” is co-opted by people who claim it as an identity even though they still remain sexually attracted to others. It’s pure comedy, and claimed by those who have nothing interesting to say about themselves, so they invent an imaginary sexuality. Twenty years ago, pretending you were depressed was popular due to an implied depth of character for having depression. Now it’s this

[@Roadent1241]

​@@redram5150 OK. It's not a fashion accessory. It is literally the label for those who do not experience that attraction, or may have a small range, hence demi/gray-aceness. Just like 'deafness' means a range in or lack of hearing. I assume you've looked up Anthony Boghart, I believe the name is, who did this research. Swankivy is a great source of information for this topic, she's been doing this for years now. She's written a couple of books about it to educate with as well, so it's a hell of a 'fashion accessory' XD If fully fucking (always wanting to fuck mustfuckorwilldie) people exist, then clearly the opposite (never having that attraction or urges to) does too lol. If fully hearing people exist then clearly the full deafness does too. It's just opposites. It would be wierd if there was suddenly not an opposite to something. Allos-xual = Attraction on. The majority of the population. Can't stop putting fucking in literally EVERYTHING and acting like it's necessary to live. As-xual = Attraction off. Normal life but without fucking. Easy. Not as boring as allos make it out to be XD Grey/Demi = Attraction off except when triggered either by specifically bonded person or for short bursts at random before it switches back off. This DOES NOT MEAN they are ALLO in the slightest. I'm not calling myself Ace just because I'm not fucking anyone. I have been in relationships and brain has NEVER ONCE gone 'want fuck fuck' like everybody says happens. It has always gone '..... what is fuck fuck? Ew no sounds horrible. bleh. No. No want fuck fuck. Stop trying to make me fuck fuck.'. I'm nearly 30, I think I'd know what my body does and doesn't want, even if I don't know shit about emotions.

[@jeffb.i.5574]

All this vomit makes me sick..

[@S_mitty]

whats a flogotron 3000 tho?

[@Roadent1241]

I assumed it was a fake exaggerated name for a flogging whip or whatever them peeps use. I don't think it's something Wallace would have built for private use but I'm willing to bet there's already fanfics out there for that sort of thing.

[@karlispovisils5297]

JC is Junior College by the way.

[@Roadent1241]

And what age range does that tend to be?

[@DJogdog]

@@Roadent1241 18-21

[@Roadent1241]

@@DJogdog Interesting. I would have thought it was just after middle school. So it's technically what we call sixth fourth?

[@liztyler3467]

A young girl set me up with her father who was divorcing on a date I went out to dinner with him he was a secret service guy from the White House we had dinner he said about three words never asked me a question didn't act like he gave a damn and I met him where I worked with his daughter two or three times so it wasn't he didn't like the way I looked cuz he already knew who I was and I asked him a couple of questions of course you know the White House is interesting but his answers were like a 16-year-old one word sentences no yes maybe anyway we got through dinner he drove me home I opened my own car door got out and walk towards my front door and didn't say a word to him cuz I got tired about a quarter of the way through the dining so I quit talking too and then he rolled down the window and said aren't you going to invite me in I turned around looked at him and just said no and whet in my house and lock the door never heard from him never wanted to never saw him again and let me tell you he wasn't good looking he looked like Frank Burns on mash

[@paspax]

Girlfriend tests are legit kosher. The car door test comes first, usually. Fail that and the date is over.

[@youngclopen]

Lmfao I’m so sorry but I let a hot girl lick my eye once

[@amberriche30]

Fuck...that is all.

[@JAKqkak]

12:55, I had to re-read that at least three or four times, so *he* was punishing *her* by punching *himself*, do I have that right? I mean I'm glad *he* wasn't punching *her*, but just like, wot.

[@suzbone]

That's some next-level manipulation

[@JAKqkak]

@@suzbone ohh I didn't know it was called manipulation

[@cfmorrow1]

9😊

[@dimitrijejovanovic5939]

😥😥😥

[@EngineerDJ_Julius]

the girls stories and the guy stories should be separate

[@denysecassy2074]

The quack chief simultaneously nod because brother-in-law muhly cry behind a zany thing. lewd, dusty relish